Shake It Up! s01e15 Episode Script

Don't forget, next week Shake It Up, Chicago! is turning 15 and we're throwing ourselves the biggest birthday bash ever! And you're invited.
But please don't come down to the studio.
A couple of you showed up last year and it was just awkward for everyone.
Losers.
Um, CeCe, that was us.
Oh, yeah.
I meant, winners! We'll take a look back at the music we danced to, the styles we wore and the dancers we loved.
Original Shake It Up, Chicago! dancers Angie and Ronnie will be here, but who will they be dancing with? You've been texting us all week long and I've got your results.
And the winners are.
Rocky and CeCe! I can't believe they voted for us! See, CeCe, I told you.
We didn't have to lie, cheat or do anything underhanded.
Okay, you were right.
You are always right.
Okay, you got your dance, now I get free car washes for a month.
Don't forget, two coats of wax.
And don't think I haven't counted the change in the coin holder.
Well, did you want the dance or not? Of course I did.
I just wish I'd known you were gonna do this before I promised Gary I'd walk his dog every day for a month.
I wonder what it's like to drive.
Everybody, everybody, get out on the floor It can get a little crazy when the kick hits the 4 Make a scene, make a scene, nobody can ignore Don't knock it till you rock it We can't take it no more Bring the lights up, bust the doors down Dust yourself off Shake it up, shake it up DJ set it off, take it up a notch All together now, shake it up, shake it up Sh-sh-sh-shake it up You got to change it up And when you've had enough Sh-sh-sh-shake it up Bring the lights up, bust the doors down All together now, shake it up, shake it up Shake it up Oh, there's Angie and Ronnie! You know, they were the CeCe and Rocky of the first season.
Joined at the hip, bestest of friends, buddies for life.
I hate you and I hope your face breaks out in warts! Gosh, Angie, you're exactly like I remember you, awful! Oh, look at you two catching up.
Girls, meet Awesome Angie Delgado and Radical Ronnie Jensen! Hi.
We're so thrilled to be dancing with legends.
Aw! Who are you? Oh! She's CeCe and I'm Rocky and we're doing the big Generation Dance with you.
We're huge fans.
Thank you.
She was talking to me.
No, she was talking to me.
No, she was talking to me! Okay.
Anybody else feeling a little friction here? Or is it just me? I thought you two were best friends.
Nope! Nope, we're not! Not for 15 years.
Well, what happened? Um, I caught her kissing my boyfriend.
He was drowning.
I was giving him mouth-to-mouth.
You wanna be a good friend, Angie? Do you? Next time let him die.
Hey.
Okay, I am freaking out.
Mr.
Goldberg is floating upside down! Flynn's goldfish? Okay, maybe he's just napping, with his mouth open and his gills hanging out.
That's either a very old fish or some very new sushi.
Flynn is gonna freak out.
Just tell him it's the circle of life.
I fed him too much and I tried to suck off the extra with this mini-vac.
You sucked Mr.
Goldberg into a vacuum? That's not the circle of life, that's the circle of stupid.
Hey, all right, he's really dead, but he's also really clean.
Hey, guys, what's going on? I'm sorry, Flynn, but Mr.
Goldberg has passed away.
He died? That's too bad.
So, you're not upset? No, what are you gonna do? It's the circle of life.
And you thought he was gonna freak out when he found out you killed his fish.
You killed Goldberg? You know, kill is such a strong word.
But yes.
He did.
Sorry about that, buddy.
Sorry? Sorry ain't gonna cut it.
You need to do something to honor his memory.
So, what do you want? Some kind of elaborate funeral for a goldfish? All right, let's go to the bathroom and give lil' Mr.
Goldberg the 21 flush salute.
Um, I don't know about you, but I use the toilet to get rid of things that are not cherished family friends.
I just don't get it.
I mean, Angie and Ronnie were BFFs Technically, they were just best friends forever.
They didn't have cool initials for it back in the day.
Okay, well then what happened to the forever part? What if we're not really BFFs.
What if we're just BFFNs? Best friends for now.
Rocky, BFFN is when a girl's wearing sandals and she's got a big, freaky foot knuckle.
Okay, CeCe, first of all, "knuckle" is spelled with a Never mind.
I just couldn't imagine what would happen to me if you weren't my best friend.
I'm Gary Bot 3000, and as the organic life form who used to carry this brain used to say.
This is Shake It Up, Chicago! Welcome to our big 75th anniversary.
And now, after many years, I'd like to bring back to the stage legendary pop star, CeCe Jones! Thank you, thank you.
I can still bring it.
CeCe, you look You look You look You look amazing.
Tell the truth, have you had any work done? I had a butt tuck and a face lift.
Sounds difficult.
No, they were both in the same place.
Well, your cheeks do look fuller.
And now, we have a little surprise for you.
Your old partner is here.
Come on out, Rocky! Ow! CeCe! Rocky? We'll be back with more after this.
Get up and give me a hug! Wow! Baby got back.
Not back.
Baby got backs! What are you still doing here? I'm still a back-up dancer on the show.
There's even talk about finally giving me a spotlight dance.
I wouldn't hold your breath.
Don't worry, I can't.
So, how come you never moved on? Well, I guess when we stopped being best friends, I didn't have anyone in my life to push me to try new things.
Sorry, gotta dance.
Promise me we'll always be best friends.
Because without you, my butt looks like Ohio.
What does that even mean? Just promise.
Pinky swear.
Uh-uh.
This calls for something a little stronger.
Slap swear! Do we have to? Fine, slap swear.
I promise that we'll always be best friends.
Right! Ow! Thanks.
I feel a lot better.
Really? Because I feel like I need to go to the nurse.
Okay, we've planned the funeral and it's gonna be really fun.
You know, as much fun as a funeral can be.
So, we were thinking we go down to the lake and give him a burial at sea.
Yeah, why not just put him on the end of a hook and call him "bait.
" Next! Okay, I got something a lot classier.
Okay.
Yeah, real classy, Deuce.
I'll remember this when your time comes.
Don't miss our 15th Birthday bash with the Shake It Up, Chicago! stars of today and yesterday.
We're Rocky and CeCe and we're the Shake It Up, Chicago! stars of today! And we're Angie and Ronnie and we're the Shake It Up, Chicago! stars of yesterday! And together they'll put the "shake" in Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
We were always known as "Ronnie and Angie" not "Angie and Ronnie.
" Actually, only you called us "Ronnie and Angie.
" The rest of Chicago called us, "Angie and that yutz dancing next to her.
" Oh! That's it! That's it! I can't take this.
I cannot work with her.
Neither can I.
I'm out of here! Well, I guess they're out.
That means the big Generation Dance is out.
You mean their generation is out and our generation is still in? Sorry, girls.
So, all that car waxing and dog walking we did to get the dance is all for nothing? That's showbiz.
Oh, and Rocky, my dog has the runs, so bring two bags.
We had the Generation Dance right in the palm of our hands and those mean old ladies ruined everything.
CeCe, they're 30.
They're not old, they're middle aged.
They were best friends, what happened to them? Isn't it obvious? Absolutely.
Just tell me so I know we're on the same page.
They don't have each other anymore to balance each other out.
I don't even want to think what it'd be like without you in my life.
Oh, yeah, that was some good lasagna.
All right, time for the magic.
Oh, yeah.
Come on.
Clap your hands.
Yeah, it's a signature move.
Hey there, handsome.
Well, fine.
Who needs you? I used to be one of the dancers on Shake It Up, Chicago! Ooh! Cranberry in da house! CeCe? Is that you? Rocky? How are you? I'm fine.
What have you been doing? What do you think? I'm a professional dancer.
Really? Where? Here.
People love it, so what am I gonna do, deny them this? Same old CeCe! Actually, it looks like you ate the old CeCe.
Yeah, I put on a few, and maybe life stalled a little bit after you went off to college.
You know, no one pushing me to be the best I can be.
But I am still living the dream, baby.
Well, what have you been doing? Well, I went on to became the top neurosurgeon and I recently won the Nobel Peace Prize for my work with the poor.
I now spend my days playing with my seven grandchildren.
So, what I'm hearing is you couldn't cut it as a dancer.
We have to get them back together.
Okay, CeCe, enough with the dance.
It's not about that.
Best friends should stay best friends, because they bring out the best in each other.
And without you I look like that thing on Google Earth.
Wait, what thing? Earth! Dearly beloved.
We are gathered here today to bid a fond farewell to Mr.
Goldberg.
He was a special fish.
That's it? You call that a eulogy? What am I supposed to say? Um, I don't know.
How about, "I killed your fish"? He was a goldfish! What am I supposed to say? He swam in his own poop? Fine.
I'll do it myself.
Mr.
Goldberg was the coolest goldfish ever.
Once I was upset about having to clean my room, so, I looked at Mr.
Goldberg and he shrugged, like.
"What are you gonna do, kid?" Later on, I did a report on goldfish and found out it was actually his gills moving because he was exhaling, but that time, it felt real.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Ty? It's your turn.
Um, I didn't know I was gonna speak.
You don't have to, you can sing a song.
I guess I could do a little something, something.
This is right off the top of the head.
Oh! Mr.
Goldberg Why'd you have to go You spent 10 weeks in a itty bitty bowl You ate dead flies and they were delish You were the man with the plan A bomb little fish Now, go to bed, little gill head You got street cred Now that you're dead We got a lack We want you back But a fool sucked you up in a mini-vac That was beautiful, Ty.
Go ahead and do the honors.
Fellas, take us home.
Thanks for coming over to talk to me.
Thanks for coming over to talk to me.
So, here's the deal.
I talked to Gary and the truth is, he only cares about you.
He doesn't even want her.
Well, I was the talented one.
What am I saying? I am the talented one.
That's why the dance is back on and it's just going to be us.
So, are you in? Oh, I'm in.
Let's dance! Three, four, two, three, four, five, six.
What are you doing here? No, what are you doing here? No, what are you doing here? We had to do something to get you two together.
Yeah, and you have to make up because your lives have been horrible without each other.
You're gonna be riding on a scooter with two basketballs where your butt should be.
Yeah, and you'll be dancing in front of your apartment, passing the hat, which is the only thing you'll have that still fits.
What're you talking about? My life is great.
I'm happily married.
You are? Me, too.
I even have a kid.
Little Angie.
Angie? You named her Angie? That's so sweet.
You know, I have a son.
Steven.
Really? Interesting.
You know, Ronnie can be a boy's name, too.
I know, that's his middle name.
Aw, Ange.
Ronnie! You know, when I have a daughter, I'm naming her CeCe.
You know, when I have a daughter, I'm naming her CeCe, too.
Okay.
Are you guys ready to get this party started? Let's do this.
All right.
And now it's time for a blast from the past and a vision for the future.
Angie and Ronnie and CeCe and Rocky! Oh, man! What's wrong? Look at that spider.
It's enormous.
Get it! Get it before it eats me! You're my hero.
I always feel so safe when I'm with you.
Dude, how about a little more "bro" and a little less "mance.
" Hey, guys, I got a new pet.
Cool, what'd you get? My baby tarantula.
He's around here somewhere, let me find him.
Mr.
Rabinowitz, where are you? I want you to meet someone! Where're you two going? Quick trip to the pet store.
We'll be right back.
Sh-sh-sh-shake it up! Shake it up!