So Random! (2011) s01e15 Episode Script

Halloween October 3-1.
Footy scent to throw it down.
Out last time we hooked up what to wear on your feet - recognize! - This time we're hyping what you use to trick or treat trick or w-w-what? one day a year that you get to be greedy but you gotta do it right if you wanna get the sweetie a plastic jack-o-lantern was great when you were four but now you need something that can hold a lot more and if you try to carry a pillowcase - you're gonna find yourself - Running out of space - find yourself - Running out of space tell the people how that you carry their confections I'll do it right now if there aren't any objections - candy pants! - Go big or go home - candy pants! - Wherever you roam - candy pants! - It's a fun-size zone in your candy pants, in your candy pants, in your candy pants! - got a built-in funnel - Candy pants! - it's a candy tunnel - Candy pants! - wherever you roam - Candy pants! go big or go home with your hands now free you can double dip with glee that's right you can peanut-butter-cup it while making shadow puppets that's a bunny while you're lollipopping you'll beopping and locking and watch your pants get bigger as you rock the block - in candy pants! - Junk food in the trunk - candy pants! - Candy badonkadonk - candy pants! - Candy slapped on in your candy pants, in your candy pants! it ain't a bad thing when this candy goes to your hips whether it's cocoa-covered goodies or banana chips they even got room for fruits and veggies I know that look I've got a candy wedgie stop, it's time to shake it down shake it down shake that candy to the ground shake it down, shake it down make enough space to hit the rest of the town - in your candy pants! - They come in any size - candy pants! - I got thunder thighs - candy pants! - Come on, you guys get in your candy pants, in your candy pants - candy pants! - Go big or go home - candy pants! - Wherever you roam - candy pants! - It's a fun-size zone in your candy pants!, in your candy pants! holla-holla-holla- holla-llaween, yo! "so random!" it's a party, get down - "so random!" - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, get set 'cause it's time to roll with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang so let's get random and do our thing - come on - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down - shake that, shake that all around - "So random!" Special guest host t's Andy and zombieman! Where is everybody? Where's the audience? I don't know.
Zombieman, did you eat our audience? I don't careloween.
If it's Halloween.
Where are the randoms? Did you eat them too? - No.
- Huh? Brains! - Brains! - Brains! Brains! Clothes! Clothes! Everybody stick around.
We've got a great show.
And iyaz with special guest mann are here.
If you can't eat 'em, join 'em.
"so random!" it's a party, get down - "so random!" - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that you know we gonna chill, might not come back - shake that, shake that all around! - Come on! And now "so random!" presents Take a child's hand and help him cross the street.
Take a child's hand across the street.
Zombieman! I believe that advice deserves a hand.
Yay Voldemort.
Halloween, the magical night where you get.
To take candy from strangers.
And scare the bejingles out of other kids.
If it's anything less than the greatest night of your life, Call me It was the greatest Halloween of my life.
Two pillowcases full of candy.
And my whole night was spoiled by this.
Candy corn! So I called Sally.
He called me.
And in exchange for these two pillowcases full of candy, I promised I'd make that candy-corn giving halloweenie pay! I'm no halloweenie.
Candy corn is all they had left at the store.
Besides, it's not like I invented the stupid candy.
No, that were me.
It was the 188os, And I had just turned 93.
My favorite colors were white, orange and yeller.
They reminded me.
Of my wife's teeth.
And that reminds me, You're in jail for the rest of your life.
So enjoy those next six hours.
I had the most original costume in the world for Halloween, Something I was sure no one would think of Justin bieber.
But when I got to homeroom, 14 other students were dressed like bieber too.
And so was my teacher.
So I called Sally.
Baby baby baby called me.
And I told his teacher.
Never never never wear a costume to school.
It's a school rule.
Every teacher must wear a costume.
Besides, I wasn't going as bieber.
I was trying to look like.
That Chad Dylan whats-his-name.
Which is why he's in here too.
I don't even know what's going on right now.
I was having the Halloween of my life.
Dressed as my favorite kid lawyer Sally Jensen, and now I'm in jail.
For something called copyright infringement.
And now you're doing something called.
Hard time! So whether you got burned in a bad candy trade, Some jerk gave you a toothbrush, Or your parents made you trick or treat.
While it was still light out, Call me.
In the meantime, there's one more house I wanna go trick or treating at.
The jailhouse! Ha! Here's a happy Halloween treat for you.
- You're all free to go.
- Word! Psych! That treat was actually a trick, Which is my treat.
You're not going anywhere.
I'm Sally Jensen.
And I fight for you! Coming up next on "so random!" Supervillain pumpkinface showed up.
He's gonna ruin Halloween.
Not on my watch, young lady.
Rufus, open the door right now! You're not gonna believe this.
That's not the way to get Rufus to come out of the house.
"so random!" And now here's another of "so random Halloween do and don'ts!" Trade candy with Andy.
Trade candy for Andy.
Oh! Zombieman! Words to live by.
Or die by.
"bone"appetit.
yeah, come on! Thank goodness we found you.
- Can you help us? - Sure.
We were in the Halloween parade, And the supervillain pumpkinface showed up.
- He's gonna ruin Halloween.
- Yeah.
Not on my watch, young lady.
Maybe I can help.
- I am fly guy! - Oh! A superhero sent from another galaxy.
To protect the people of earth.
- Cool! - You have to help us, fly guy.
Just point me in the direction of evil.
Well, the power station is due East on the other side of town.
Say no more.
Fly guy to the sk Sorry about that.
Sorry.
Is there something wrong, fly guy? No no no, I'm okay.
All right, here we go.
Fly guy to the sk My stomach does not enjoy that.
I get a little motionsick when I fly.
It's no big deal really.
For real? Fine.
The truth is I happened to arrive here today.
On the day you call Halloween.
Everybody for some reason thought this was a costume, But they kept giving me candy for it.
And I might have overdone it.
On the sweets a little bit.
I'm okay.
I'm okay.
All right, let's do this.
Fly guy to the I'm regretting that fourth candy apple.
But your planet is depending on me.
So fly guy to the can I ask you something? Are 23 popcorn balls and a dozen orange cupcakes.
Considered a lot on earth? Is that overdoing it at all? Forget about it.
It's okay.
Okay, fly guy to the Oh, wow.
It's okay, fly guy.
Sometimes I get sick when I fly in a plane.
Well, see, she understands.
She's eight and not named fly guy.
Why would you eat all that candy? It was free.
You might as well go back to your home planet.
- Because you are useless on ours.
- Yeah.
Fine, whatever.
Stupid fly guy, right? Wait, fly guy, I believe in you.
You do? Thank you.
That's all I needed.
Fly guy to the sky! Whoa! He's doing it! You were right, honey.
He just needed us to believe in him.
Now off to save Halloween! Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Whoa.
Oh, no.
What's wrong, fly guy? How do I put this in earth language? I just Pooped my tights.
You're on your own, humans.
Oh! Wow, this has a whole 'nother feeling on earth.
Come on, officer, let's go stop pumpkinface.
Officer? What? Oh, this.
Oh, yeah.
Actually, this is a costume, And I am late for tpar-tay.
But y'all two can go ahead and save Halloween yourself.
Peace.
And now here's another edition of "so random's!" Egg Mr.
Krause's house.
Oh! That was a rather mean trick, But since it's Halloween, I'll allow it.
With eggs at his house.
Well, I'm not a very good treat, But since it's Halloween, I'll allow it.
Yeah! D zombieman! Now that's using your head.
I call dibs on the nose.
I need it.
More "random!" fun is coming right up.
Stick around.
Rufus, how'd you get out here so fast? Oh You're not gonna believe this.
is it you, girl? Is it you, girl? .
Is it you, girl? is it you, girl? "so random!" All right Shannon.
Now go up.
And knock on the door like a big girl.
Okay.
Fairies are brave.
Fairies are brave.
Fairies are brave.
Trick or treat.
Open that door this instant.
Rufus? Rufus, did you steal my daughter's candy? Ohhh! You're not gonna believe this, But this is actually my candy bag.
A leprechaun gave it to me for my birthday, And I was just reclaiming what was rightfully mine.
Then why does it say "shannon" on it? Oh, you're not gonna believe this, But Shannon's what I named my Halloween bag.
It just felt right.
There he is, officer.
That's Rufus.
So you're the kid who smashed his Pumpkin, huh? You're not gonna believe this.
I only smashed the Pumpkin.
Because the Pumpkin asked me to.
Pumpkin's don't talk, Rufus.
Ooh, you're not gonna believe this.
But my talking monkey, Mr.
Bananas, Taught the Pumpkin to talk, And the Pumpkin picked it up like that.
Mr.
Bananas is a very skilled teacher.
He's teaching me Spanish right now.
Sayonara.
Rufus! Rufus, we know you're in there.
Rufus, open the door right now! Ohhhhhh! You're not gonna believe this.
That's not the way to get Rufus to come out of the house.
He doesn't respond very well to angry demands.
Or friend requests.
Rufus, how'd you get out here so fast? Oh-h-h-h-h You're not gonna believe this, But Buster b.
Dog that's my dog Taught me the subtle art of surprise that he learned in ninja training.
Hi-ya.
Your dog is a ninja? Only on the weekend.
The rest of the time he's an accountant.
Here's his invisible card.
Wow.
Thank you.
I've been looking for a good accountant.
They're hard to find these days.
Wait.
What am I doing? - Hey! - Rufus! Principal zania? Joanne? Rufus, what are you doing at my house? Oh, you're not gonna believe this, But I'm throwing you a surprise Halloween party.
This is preposterous.
You're preposterous.
Surprise! Oh-oh! My house! My beautiful house! You're not gonna believe this, but no need to thank me.
Just doing my vampire hunter duties.
What does tping and egging a house.
Have to do with vampire hunting? Oooh! You're not gonna believe this, But vampires can't escape when you tie them up in toilet paper.
F.
Y.
I.
, the generic brands work just fine.
Despite the chaffing.
Oh, honey, oh! Rufus, why are you smashing eggs against me? Oh, you're not gonna believe this, but I'm saving your life.
Vampires are terrified of eggs, Due to their deadly cholesterol.
- Ba-ba-ba! - No! Oh, no! Rufus, this is nonsense.
I want you out of my house right now.
Hey, Chet, great costume.
You're not gonna believe this, but that's not a costume.
Rufus! This is preposterous! Chet is my best friend and Captain of the bowling team.
And eggs will not stop.
A vampire.
No! Eggs! Cholesterol! It's unbreakable.
You win this time, Vampire hunter.
Rufus! 'tis lovely to see you using the birthday present I got ye.
And you named it Shannon.
What a fitting name.
Wait a minute, Rufus.
Is that me pot of gold? Oh! Ye aren't gonna believe this.
- Rufus! - Oh, Rufus! Singing the hit song "pretty girls" Give it up for iyaz and special guest mann! So here we go! there's a lot of pretty girls in this city there's a lot of pretty girls in this town I'm trying to pick the right one, I'm trying to pick the right one I'm trying to find a shawty to hold me down let's go! they say to get a New York girl then you gotta have a lot of class and I heard ain't nothing like you cali girls but you gotta have a lot of cash and I know ain't nothing like them a-town girls 'cause they know how to show you love and no matter where I go I gotta let them know that this song here is about you let's go! See, I've been around the world to places you would not believe seeing all those pretty girls, I'm wishing you were here with me it's simple when you smile, girl it tells me all I need to know you can be my one and only there's a lot of pretty girls in this city there's a lot of pretty girls in this city I'm trying to pick the right one, trying to pick the right one trying to pick the right one, trying to picthe right one there's a lot of pretty girls in this city there's a lot of pretty girls in this town I'm trying to pick the right one, I'm trying to pick the right one I'm trying to find a shawty to hold me down tell me, is it you, girl? is it you, girl? is it you, girl? Is it you, girl? I'm so indecisive I'm trying to find a pretty girl these shoes go nice with - what? - Been around the world and back got a knack for them girls in black but I need a chick that's gonna hold me tight like vise grip just make sure keep my heart where you found it - say what? - You could keep the key but the lock stays around it baby, let's take it slow, no pulling a fast one and you look like the type to keep my mind off the last one there's a lot of pretty girls in this city there's a lot of pretty girls in this city I'm trying to pick the right one, trying to pick the right one .
To pick the right one the right one, trying trying to pick there's a lot of pretty girls in this city there's a lot of pretty girls in this town I'm trying to pick the right one, I'm trying to pick the right one I'm trying to find a shawty to hold me down tell me, is it you, girl? is it you, girl? Is it you, girl? is it you, girl? .
Come on over here.
What's that? What's that?! Iyaz and special guest mann.
"so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" get down arty, "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, and that it of this you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, time to roll it's with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to hang - so let's get random - Come on! Hing