SpongeBob SquarePants s01e15 Episode Script
Jellyfish Jam
1 NARRATOR: Ah, jellyfish fields.
Here we find SpongeBob once again stalking the wild jellyfish.
SpongeBob? Hello? SpongeBob? Hmm-- he's supposed to be here somewhere.
Aha! ( jellyfish buzzing like a bee ) Safety first.
Aha! I finally got you.
( splatting ) ( jellyfish moos ) ( buzzing ) ( with French accent ): Ah, there is nothing better than the taste of natural jelly from a jellyfish.
See you later! Oh oh, my glasses.
Thanks, little guy.
Bye.
I can't play anymore, jellyfish.
I got to get home.
No, you can't come home with me.
( steps squeaking like SpongeBob's ) Jellyfish, you've got to stay here.
( buzzing ) Hey! Stay! Stay ( jellyfish giggling ) Jellyfish, for the last time, you cannot come home with me! Aw, what the heck.
Squidward, hey, Squidward! Squidward! Squidwardiard! Squidward, look at my new pet.
That's no pet.
That's a wild animal.
No, he isn't.
Watch this.
Fetch.
How many fingers am I holding up? ( hums deeply three times ) Play dead.
( bell tolls ) I wouldn't let that thing in my house even if it was potty-trained.
( humming casually ) I didn't need to see that.
Well, we're going to my house to have a little fun.
How can you possibly have fun with a jellyfish?! ( techno music with heavy bass playing ) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ( techno music continues blasting ) SpongeBob is the only guy I know that can have fun with a jellyfish for 12 hours! Ugh wow! You sure like to dance.
Well, that's enough for tonight.
It's time to go to bed.
( jellyfish buzzing ) ( music blasting ) Huh? You've got it all wrong, little fellow.
( music starts again ) Bed! Repeat after me: "bed.
" ( buzzing ) We'll just keep you right here.
( meows ) Quit worrying, Gary.
He'll be just fine.
Good night, everybody.
( snoring ) ( droning loudly ) ( snoring ) ( meows ) ( buzzing gibberish ) ( meows ) ( giggling ) ( meows ) ( rooster crows ) Mmm good morning, Gary.
Good morning, jellyfish.
Jellyfish? Jellyfish? Here, jellyfish! Oh, jelly! ( meows wetly ) Oh, jellyf ( yelling ) ( techno music playing ) Where'd you all come from? Okay, that's it.
Party is over! You guys have overstayed your welcome.
This music is way too loud.
( screams ) Very funny.
I'm serious.
( rumbling and crackling ) ( grumbling ) 18 hours! I'm going to give that SpongeBob a piece of my mind.
( phone ringing ) ( garbled ): Hello.
SpongeBob, listen to me, you square-headed assault on my ears.
I've had enough of this! Strawberry.
Two can play at this.
( inhales deeply ) Come on, guys.
Enough is enough.
Huh? ( clarinet playing squeaky version of "Row Your Boat" ) Uh-oh.
( screams ) Hey, take it easy! Ow! Okay, I'll talk to him.
Squidward, would it be possible to play your clarinet a little better? I don't think the jellyfish like it.
The jellyfish don't like Wha why sure, pal, I can play better.
Okay, he said he'll play better.
( Squidward inhales deeply ) ( playing loud, blaring note ) Uh-oh, that's not better.
Hey, take it easy with that! ( playing gurgly rendition of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" ) ( clarinet squeaks ) SQUIDWARD: Uh, wait.
I can turn it down.
( Squidward yelling, electricity crackling ) ( knocking ) Everybody's a critic.
You won't be hearing from me anymore.
Hey, now, that wasn't nice.
( boat horn blows ) Okay, that is it! Everybody out! ( groaning ) ( groaning again ) ( music stops ) ( gulps ) ( buzzing ) Uh, wait hold on.
Uh, wait.
Ow, ow Ow, ow, ow ( yelling ) ( electricity crackling ) ( yelling ) Come on, Gary.
( deep rumbling ) Gary, you were right.
Thanks for not rubbing it in.
( buzzing loudly ) ( teeth chattering ) ( clicking ) Huh? They stopped? ( clicking ) Gary, don't stop shaking it! ( jellyfish humming peacefully ) ( gurgling in tempo ) ( rattling in tempo ) ( clicking in tempo ) ( chirping in tempo ) ( playing bass riff ) ( singing ) ( slide guitar playing ) ( trumpets join in ) ( clicking ) ( everybody strumming, clicking, rattling or singing ) Today SpongeBob has learned one of the sea's harshest lessons: wild animals can throw very wild parties.
( screeching with pain ) Ooh, I felt that.
Here we find SpongeBob once again stalking the wild jellyfish.
SpongeBob? Hello? SpongeBob? Hmm-- he's supposed to be here somewhere.
Aha! ( jellyfish buzzing like a bee ) Safety first.
Aha! I finally got you.
( splatting ) ( jellyfish moos ) ( buzzing ) ( with French accent ): Ah, there is nothing better than the taste of natural jelly from a jellyfish.
See you later! Oh oh, my glasses.
Thanks, little guy.
Bye.
I can't play anymore, jellyfish.
I got to get home.
No, you can't come home with me.
( steps squeaking like SpongeBob's ) Jellyfish, you've got to stay here.
( buzzing ) Hey! Stay! Stay ( jellyfish giggling ) Jellyfish, for the last time, you cannot come home with me! Aw, what the heck.
Squidward, hey, Squidward! Squidward! Squidwardiard! Squidward, look at my new pet.
That's no pet.
That's a wild animal.
No, he isn't.
Watch this.
Fetch.
How many fingers am I holding up? ( hums deeply three times ) Play dead.
( bell tolls ) I wouldn't let that thing in my house even if it was potty-trained.
( humming casually ) I didn't need to see that.
Well, we're going to my house to have a little fun.
How can you possibly have fun with a jellyfish?! ( techno music with heavy bass playing ) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ( techno music continues blasting ) SpongeBob is the only guy I know that can have fun with a jellyfish for 12 hours! Ugh wow! You sure like to dance.
Well, that's enough for tonight.
It's time to go to bed.
( jellyfish buzzing ) ( music blasting ) Huh? You've got it all wrong, little fellow.
( music starts again ) Bed! Repeat after me: "bed.
" ( buzzing ) We'll just keep you right here.
( meows ) Quit worrying, Gary.
He'll be just fine.
Good night, everybody.
( snoring ) ( droning loudly ) ( snoring ) ( meows ) ( buzzing gibberish ) ( meows ) ( giggling ) ( meows ) ( rooster crows ) Mmm good morning, Gary.
Good morning, jellyfish.
Jellyfish? Jellyfish? Here, jellyfish! Oh, jelly! ( meows wetly ) Oh, jellyf ( yelling ) ( techno music playing ) Where'd you all come from? Okay, that's it.
Party is over! You guys have overstayed your welcome.
This music is way too loud.
( screams ) Very funny.
I'm serious.
( rumbling and crackling ) ( grumbling ) 18 hours! I'm going to give that SpongeBob a piece of my mind.
( phone ringing ) ( garbled ): Hello.
SpongeBob, listen to me, you square-headed assault on my ears.
I've had enough of this! Strawberry.
Two can play at this.
( inhales deeply ) Come on, guys.
Enough is enough.
Huh? ( clarinet playing squeaky version of "Row Your Boat" ) Uh-oh.
( screams ) Hey, take it easy! Ow! Okay, I'll talk to him.
Squidward, would it be possible to play your clarinet a little better? I don't think the jellyfish like it.
The jellyfish don't like Wha why sure, pal, I can play better.
Okay, he said he'll play better.
( Squidward inhales deeply ) ( playing loud, blaring note ) Uh-oh, that's not better.
Hey, take it easy with that! ( playing gurgly rendition of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" ) ( clarinet squeaks ) SQUIDWARD: Uh, wait.
I can turn it down.
( Squidward yelling, electricity crackling ) ( knocking ) Everybody's a critic.
You won't be hearing from me anymore.
Hey, now, that wasn't nice.
( boat horn blows ) Okay, that is it! Everybody out! ( groaning ) ( groaning again ) ( music stops ) ( gulps ) ( buzzing ) Uh, wait hold on.
Uh, wait.
Ow, ow Ow, ow, ow ( yelling ) ( electricity crackling ) ( yelling ) Come on, Gary.
( deep rumbling ) Gary, you were right.
Thanks for not rubbing it in.
( buzzing loudly ) ( teeth chattering ) ( clicking ) Huh? They stopped? ( clicking ) Gary, don't stop shaking it! ( jellyfish humming peacefully ) ( gurgling in tempo ) ( rattling in tempo ) ( clicking in tempo ) ( chirping in tempo ) ( playing bass riff ) ( singing ) ( slide guitar playing ) ( trumpets join in ) ( clicking ) ( everybody strumming, clicking, rattling or singing ) Today SpongeBob has learned one of the sea's harshest lessons: wild animals can throw very wild parties.
( screeching with pain ) Ooh, I felt that.