Ranma 12 s01e156 Episode Script
Episode 156
It's the ocean! Hot.
I'm dyin'.
"Summer is supposed to be hot" "You moron" "Look at this blue sky" "White clouds" "You'll get used to it!" "Oh yeah!" It's too hot ta read them stupid signs! Rats.
Wonder if my suit is too revealing? How awful.
Kasumi's so popular.
Right out of the dressing room, the boys're already talking to her.
Sure, wouldn't guys prefer the mature type to girls with zero sex appeal? I guess so.
Hey, who's got zero sex appeal?! That was a generalization.
All these strangers keep talking to me.
Sis, they just wanna pick you up.
"Pick me up"? That's not a very ladylike expression, Akane.
Oh, right.
I'm sorry, Kasumi.
By the way, do you know where Nabiki went? Oh, yeah.
I haven't seen her in a while.
Okay! You there, stay behind the line.
No pushing.
- Over there.
- Let's go see.
Step right up! One, please! Thank you, sir! What's Kuno doin' here? Why ask me? Is this heat gettin' to me? That mailbox is comin' toward us.
Silly! How can--? Charge! It can't be! Where have I seen that eerie glow before? It's-- Her! After a long absence, I, Tsubasa Kurenai, am here again.
Be counting on your help? One mixed okonomiyaki.
That'll be 500 yen, please.
One more delivery.
Gotta hurry! Hey?! It's Akane and Ranma! What luck, running into you here! No bikini today? I'm a GUY! So what're you doing here? I'm working part-time for Ukyo.
Oops! Gotta run! 'Bye! I'm really busy.
Come for some okonomiyaki! Ukyo's opened a stand here? Charge! "That girl was pretty cute!" Pop, that's a guy.
Aguy.
Gawd! How strange.
Okonomiyaki Here you go.
Oo! Yummy! Down the hatch! Down the hatch! By the way, why the heck didja hire Tsubasa? Because I don't have to pay him as much.
Spoken like a true Osaka woman! "That's great! Lucrative?" Aiyaa, Ranma! Nihao, everybody.
Sh-Shampoo! Ranma, Shampoo thrilled to seeing you here.
What're you doing here? Shampoo running stand here.
Ranma eat Shampoo's sweet pork noodles? Ranma Honey just finished off some of my okonomiyaki.
He's got no room for your char siu ramen! Shampoo not talking to you.
What? I-It's the Ghost Cat! Be my bride--! Uh, no.
Here's your order of cold noodles! Shampoo let him work part-time at Cat Cafe.
Here you are.
Cat Cafe I'm meowrrback! You are? Make another delivery now.
Mewwor again? Hurry up, or I'll tell Shampoo.
Cat Cafe treats cats like slaves.
What a cat-astrophe.
What a cutie.
She's the perfect bride for me! Yowwr.
Take over-rrrr! Wait, come back! Ranma ate okonomiyaki for Yeah, that's about the time.
For lunch, Ranma eat Shampoo's food? Hold it, you! Don't be so pushy! Ranma get tired of so much okonomiyaki.
People can eat my okonomiyaki breakfast, lunch, dinner and even for snacks without getting tired of it.
C'mon, you two--! Say somethin', Akane! Which one do you choose? That ain't what I meant.
Akane, are you well? The Southern AIps already smell of Iate fall.
Hey, it's you, Ryoga! You're a sorry sight, as always! What's going on? - A duck! - A pig! Hold on there! If you two want a fight, I've got a great idea.
What? That true? Natch.
You can't lose.
Pathetic! Whose food are you gonna eat? I'm still decidin'! It doesn't matter to me one way or the other.
P-chan! P-chan, what're you doing here? Huh? What's this? "Miss Beachside Contest"? Doesn't it sound like fun? Nabiki! Akane, you should enter, too.
Ukyo and Shampoo are in it to make Ranma's lunch.
The winner of the contest gets to fix lunch for Ranma Honey.
So let them vie for the title! But it'll be better for business to have a lot of entrants.
Business? Right! I'm selling tickets to the guys.
I'll be rich.
What's everybody doing here? C'mon, Kasumi, enter the beauty contest, too.
No, I'll pass.
You enter, Akane.
Not you, too, Kasumi? As contestant, Akane not affect outcome much.
What do you mean?! Exactly what Shampoo say.
I'll enter! Then it's settled.
I'll go sell tickets! Charge! I'm entering, too! No loser girl's ever gonna beat me! Can a boy run for the title of Miss Beachside? "Male" "Female" "Male" "Female" "Male" "Female" "Male" "Female" It's hot! Will you cut that out, Saotome? "Sorry" That's one more contestant-- Miss Beachside Contest What a turnout.
Didn't I tell you? We split 60-40.
Don't forget.
This is the contest site? It would appear so.
Aren't you hot, dressed like that? Since it's summer, I decided to wear white.
Well, never mind.
Let's go.
Yes, Brother Dear.
What? Aren't you coming? Surely you jest.
See you in the audience, Brother Dear.
"Miss Beachside.
" That will be Yours Truly, Brother! Idiot! Thank you for waiting, ladies and gentlemen! The Miss Beachside Contest will now begin! Winner's Prize.
Extremely Special First prize will be--! A duck and a pig! And now, without further ado, I present our lovely contestants.
Contestant Number One! Akane Tendo! Miss Tendo! Miss Tendo? Go, you're on.
She's cute! How'd I get into this mess? Contestant Number Two, Miss Shampoo! Contestant Number Three, Ukyo Kuonji! Contestant Number Four, Kodachi Kuno! And Contestant Number Five, Tsubasa Kurenai! Love you all! Tsubasa! You cutie! Catch! Oh.
Now I'd like to present our final contestant! There's one more? Contestant Number Six-- Ranma Saotome! Whatta dog.
Why is Ranma running? I gotta win this contest.
Otherwise, it'll be a real pain.
First event, the swimsuit competition! Please mark your ballots, everyone! Akane Tendo or the Pigtailed Girl? A most difficult choice! Akane Tendo or the Pigtailed Girl? The Pigtailed Girl or Akane Tendo? Or Akane Tendo or the Pigtailed Girl? The Pigtailed Girl or Akane Tendo?! It's impossible! How can they ask me to choose between them?! Dork!! Make a castle.
And now, an announcement--! In the swimsuit competition unfortunately, one contestant has been eliminated.
Miss Kodachi Kuno.
Better luck next time.
Why?! Explain it to me! Your drastic performance cost you points! It's so unfair! So unfair! Kodachi--! On the floor.
Now on to the next event.
Here is a test of the girls' singing prowess.
First contestant--! ME! Me, me, me! Tsubasa Kurenai will now perform for us.
Take it away! Loser dogs, don't faint at the sound of my beautiful voice.
What a beautiful voice! B-But! Moremore! Let me sing more!! "Trying to kill us?" Wanna KILL us?! Butbut! Don't you be meeyowr mean to Tsubasa! Wha--?! Ghost Cat! Be meyowr bride! Leggo of me! Tsubasa sweetie, wait for meyowrr! Get away! The last two contestants have left the competition.
Since time is growing short Miss Beachside will be chosen from among these three entrants.
Shampoo never Iose.
I've won.
I'm not Iosing to THEM! Got rid of 'em.
Ranma Darling! Ranma Darling? How wonderful to run into you here! Y-Yo, Kodachi! Marry meyowrr! Get away! Ranma Darling! Get away, stupid cat! Marry mee-yow! - Here.
- Thank you.
The ballots have been counted.
Shampoo fix delicious noodles for Ranma right quick.
Ranma Honey, you must be famished.
You can have all the okonomiyaki you want.
Wish I never entered this stupid contest.
And now, I'm proud to announce-- I know it's me.
Shampoo sure win.
This summer's Miss Beachside is-- Huh? It's me! Me, me! - It's me! - No, me! The winner is--! - Wanna fight?! - Any time, sister! Miss Beachside is--! My daughter--! Kasumi!! But that's who everybody voted for.
Lady Assistant None for others I guess these things do happen.
Gotta go now! - Tsubasa!! - Beat it! - Cat, agh! - Ranma Darling! Ranma! Saved! Aiyaaa! Aiyaa, my Cat Cafe! Now Ranma Honey's eating okonomiyaki for lunch.
Shampoo not so sure about that.
- Marry mee-yoww! - No! Oh, no--!! Now I can't eat anybody's cookin'.
Well, I've got-- Hold on a sec.
Hey, yer not--?! What?! I made plenty of rice balls for everybody! There's enough for Shampoo and Ukyo, too! Our worst fears came true, didn't they? Stuck, aren't we, Saotome? Tsubasa sweetie! Let's sing a duet at karaoke! You moron! I ain't interested in guys, human or cat! No karaoke? We could sing a capella, too.
I'm--! I'm a guy!! Well Nobody's perfect, you knowwwr.
It's all YOU morons' fault! Fix Shampoo's stand! Right! YOU eat the lunch! Ranma Darling! Ranma Saotome, prepare to die! I said I've got enough for everybody! I'll take the Ghost Cat any day! Oh, dear.
It was all for naught.
I'm dyin'.
"Summer is supposed to be hot" "You moron" "Look at this blue sky" "White clouds" "You'll get used to it!" "Oh yeah!" It's too hot ta read them stupid signs! Rats.
Wonder if my suit is too revealing? How awful.
Kasumi's so popular.
Right out of the dressing room, the boys're already talking to her.
Sure, wouldn't guys prefer the mature type to girls with zero sex appeal? I guess so.
Hey, who's got zero sex appeal?! That was a generalization.
All these strangers keep talking to me.
Sis, they just wanna pick you up.
"Pick me up"? That's not a very ladylike expression, Akane.
Oh, right.
I'm sorry, Kasumi.
By the way, do you know where Nabiki went? Oh, yeah.
I haven't seen her in a while.
Okay! You there, stay behind the line.
No pushing.
- Over there.
- Let's go see.
Step right up! One, please! Thank you, sir! What's Kuno doin' here? Why ask me? Is this heat gettin' to me? That mailbox is comin' toward us.
Silly! How can--? Charge! It can't be! Where have I seen that eerie glow before? It's-- Her! After a long absence, I, Tsubasa Kurenai, am here again.
Be counting on your help? One mixed okonomiyaki.
That'll be 500 yen, please.
One more delivery.
Gotta hurry! Hey?! It's Akane and Ranma! What luck, running into you here! No bikini today? I'm a GUY! So what're you doing here? I'm working part-time for Ukyo.
Oops! Gotta run! 'Bye! I'm really busy.
Come for some okonomiyaki! Ukyo's opened a stand here? Charge! "That girl was pretty cute!" Pop, that's a guy.
Aguy.
Gawd! How strange.
Okonomiyaki Here you go.
Oo! Yummy! Down the hatch! Down the hatch! By the way, why the heck didja hire Tsubasa? Because I don't have to pay him as much.
Spoken like a true Osaka woman! "That's great! Lucrative?" Aiyaa, Ranma! Nihao, everybody.
Sh-Shampoo! Ranma, Shampoo thrilled to seeing you here.
What're you doing here? Shampoo running stand here.
Ranma eat Shampoo's sweet pork noodles? Ranma Honey just finished off some of my okonomiyaki.
He's got no room for your char siu ramen! Shampoo not talking to you.
What? I-It's the Ghost Cat! Be my bride--! Uh, no.
Here's your order of cold noodles! Shampoo let him work part-time at Cat Cafe.
Here you are.
Cat Cafe I'm meowrrback! You are? Make another delivery now.
Mewwor again? Hurry up, or I'll tell Shampoo.
Cat Cafe treats cats like slaves.
What a cat-astrophe.
What a cutie.
She's the perfect bride for me! Yowwr.
Take over-rrrr! Wait, come back! Ranma ate okonomiyaki for Yeah, that's about the time.
For lunch, Ranma eat Shampoo's food? Hold it, you! Don't be so pushy! Ranma get tired of so much okonomiyaki.
People can eat my okonomiyaki breakfast, lunch, dinner and even for snacks without getting tired of it.
C'mon, you two--! Say somethin', Akane! Which one do you choose? That ain't what I meant.
Akane, are you well? The Southern AIps already smell of Iate fall.
Hey, it's you, Ryoga! You're a sorry sight, as always! What's going on? - A duck! - A pig! Hold on there! If you two want a fight, I've got a great idea.
What? That true? Natch.
You can't lose.
Pathetic! Whose food are you gonna eat? I'm still decidin'! It doesn't matter to me one way or the other.
P-chan! P-chan, what're you doing here? Huh? What's this? "Miss Beachside Contest"? Doesn't it sound like fun? Nabiki! Akane, you should enter, too.
Ukyo and Shampoo are in it to make Ranma's lunch.
The winner of the contest gets to fix lunch for Ranma Honey.
So let them vie for the title! But it'll be better for business to have a lot of entrants.
Business? Right! I'm selling tickets to the guys.
I'll be rich.
What's everybody doing here? C'mon, Kasumi, enter the beauty contest, too.
No, I'll pass.
You enter, Akane.
Not you, too, Kasumi? As contestant, Akane not affect outcome much.
What do you mean?! Exactly what Shampoo say.
I'll enter! Then it's settled.
I'll go sell tickets! Charge! I'm entering, too! No loser girl's ever gonna beat me! Can a boy run for the title of Miss Beachside? "Male" "Female" "Male" "Female" "Male" "Female" "Male" "Female" It's hot! Will you cut that out, Saotome? "Sorry" That's one more contestant-- Miss Beachside Contest What a turnout.
Didn't I tell you? We split 60-40.
Don't forget.
This is the contest site? It would appear so.
Aren't you hot, dressed like that? Since it's summer, I decided to wear white.
Well, never mind.
Let's go.
Yes, Brother Dear.
What? Aren't you coming? Surely you jest.
See you in the audience, Brother Dear.
"Miss Beachside.
" That will be Yours Truly, Brother! Idiot! Thank you for waiting, ladies and gentlemen! The Miss Beachside Contest will now begin! Winner's Prize.
Extremely Special First prize will be--! A duck and a pig! And now, without further ado, I present our lovely contestants.
Contestant Number One! Akane Tendo! Miss Tendo! Miss Tendo? Go, you're on.
She's cute! How'd I get into this mess? Contestant Number Two, Miss Shampoo! Contestant Number Three, Ukyo Kuonji! Contestant Number Four, Kodachi Kuno! And Contestant Number Five, Tsubasa Kurenai! Love you all! Tsubasa! You cutie! Catch! Oh.
Now I'd like to present our final contestant! There's one more? Contestant Number Six-- Ranma Saotome! Whatta dog.
Why is Ranma running? I gotta win this contest.
Otherwise, it'll be a real pain.
First event, the swimsuit competition! Please mark your ballots, everyone! Akane Tendo or the Pigtailed Girl? A most difficult choice! Akane Tendo or the Pigtailed Girl? The Pigtailed Girl or Akane Tendo? Or Akane Tendo or the Pigtailed Girl? The Pigtailed Girl or Akane Tendo?! It's impossible! How can they ask me to choose between them?! Dork!! Make a castle.
And now, an announcement--! In the swimsuit competition unfortunately, one contestant has been eliminated.
Miss Kodachi Kuno.
Better luck next time.
Why?! Explain it to me! Your drastic performance cost you points! It's so unfair! So unfair! Kodachi--! On the floor.
Now on to the next event.
Here is a test of the girls' singing prowess.
First contestant--! ME! Me, me, me! Tsubasa Kurenai will now perform for us.
Take it away! Loser dogs, don't faint at the sound of my beautiful voice.
What a beautiful voice! B-But! Moremore! Let me sing more!! "Trying to kill us?" Wanna KILL us?! Butbut! Don't you be meeyowr mean to Tsubasa! Wha--?! Ghost Cat! Be meyowr bride! Leggo of me! Tsubasa sweetie, wait for meyowrr! Get away! The last two contestants have left the competition.
Since time is growing short Miss Beachside will be chosen from among these three entrants.
Shampoo never Iose.
I've won.
I'm not Iosing to THEM! Got rid of 'em.
Ranma Darling! Ranma Darling? How wonderful to run into you here! Y-Yo, Kodachi! Marry meyowrr! Get away! Ranma Darling! Get away, stupid cat! Marry mee-yow! - Here.
- Thank you.
The ballots have been counted.
Shampoo fix delicious noodles for Ranma right quick.
Ranma Honey, you must be famished.
You can have all the okonomiyaki you want.
Wish I never entered this stupid contest.
And now, I'm proud to announce-- I know it's me.
Shampoo sure win.
This summer's Miss Beachside is-- Huh? It's me! Me, me! - It's me! - No, me! The winner is--! - Wanna fight?! - Any time, sister! Miss Beachside is--! My daughter--! Kasumi!! But that's who everybody voted for.
Lady Assistant None for others I guess these things do happen.
Gotta go now! - Tsubasa!! - Beat it! - Cat, agh! - Ranma Darling! Ranma! Saved! Aiyaaa! Aiyaa, my Cat Cafe! Now Ranma Honey's eating okonomiyaki for lunch.
Shampoo not so sure about that.
- Marry mee-yoww! - No! Oh, no--!! Now I can't eat anybody's cookin'.
Well, I've got-- Hold on a sec.
Hey, yer not--?! What?! I made plenty of rice balls for everybody! There's enough for Shampoo and Ukyo, too! Our worst fears came true, didn't they? Stuck, aren't we, Saotome? Tsubasa sweetie! Let's sing a duet at karaoke! You moron! I ain't interested in guys, human or cat! No karaoke? We could sing a capella, too.
I'm--! I'm a guy!! Well Nobody's perfect, you knowwwr.
It's all YOU morons' fault! Fix Shampoo's stand! Right! YOU eat the lunch! Ranma Darling! Ranma Saotome, prepare to die! I said I've got enough for everybody! I'll take the Ghost Cat any day! Oh, dear.
It was all for naught.