Amphibia (2019) s01e16 Episode Script

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Ah, the Annual Plantar Fishing trip.
I can't wait to cast off.
Me either, my froggy friend.
But I'm not fishing.
I'm parasailing, baby!
Wow! Flying? What a great way
to spy on my enemies.
What do you say, Sprig?
Why fish when you can fly?
Ooh, tempting. But, nope. I'd rather fish.
It's what Hop Pop
and I have done on this trip
ever since I was a pollywog.
First we'd get the bait ready.
Then he'd let me steer the boat.
Then we'd spend the rest
of the day fishing together.
We look forward to this all year.
It's our special time,
and that's never gonna change.
Hello, children.
I'm so glad I get to join
you all on this boat trip.
Oh, hey, Sylvia.
You're coming, too? Cool!
Oh. Hey, Sylvia.
Has anyone seen Hop Pop?
Morning, kids.
Ready for the brisk open waters?
Ahoy, there.
Dang, HP. Looking good.
Isn't he dreamy?
Oh, hey. Well
Now come on, my dear.
I'll show you around the boat.
Oh, how lovely!
What the heck? He can't fish
in that ridiculous outfit.
Looks like Hop Pop's fishing
for something else.
Ew. Gross, Anne.
This doesn't change a thing.
He and I are still gonna spend the day
together and have our special time.
Anchors away, and here we go!
- Boat trip! Yeah!
- Let's do it!
And we'll fix it when we get back.
To the sea!
- You let go.
- No, you let go.
- No, you.
- No, you.
Parasailing is easy.
The wind does all the work.
Where did you learn all this again?
Hours and hours of extensive research.
Sweet.
Mom! Can I try parasailing?
No, but you can
fold your laundry if you want.
Ugh. Never mind.
I'm sure he's fine.
Whoo! Time to prove my mom wrong. Ah!
Looking good, Anne.
Um, don't you and Hop Pop
usually do that together?
He said to start without him.
Hey. This doesn't mean anything.
Hop Pop and I are still gonna
Wait, they're fishing together?
Now, follow through on your
Oh! You're a natural.
Well, I have a great teacher.
I can't believe this. He's ditching me?
I really think,
I'm getting the hang of this.
Anne, you're not going
to believe this. Hop Pop is
I know, dude. I saw the whole
thing from up top.
Bummer. But what can you do, right?
It's not like you can make Sylvia
go awa
Over here, Sylvia!
I wanna show you this thing Sprig
and I used to do that's super fun.
Hey! I know that look.
You're going to sabotage this fishing
trip so that Sylvia leaves, aren't you?
What? No! What do I look like,
some petty child to you?
Yes.
Chum bomb!
Wow!
Hey, Anne.
You almost had that one!
- Really?
- No.
Whoo! Gonna get back out there.
Dude, you have to shake of this whole
Hop Pop thing and just have fun.
We're on a boat
Sprig, Anne is right.
Maybe it's time to let this one go.
You know, be the
Bigger frog and all that.
Excuse me? You mean just Whoa.
Give up my special time with Hop Pop?
Why not?
Crazier things have happened.
Like that.
No! Stink bugs!
Bleh! Uh-oh!
Sprig? Can we talk?
Sylvia, great to see you. Why, of course
we can talk. I love to talk. Let's talk.
You're tense, little boy.
Come on.
And now, back to our show.
Ah! No! Not in the mouth!
Sprig, is there something bothering you?
What? Me? No. Never. Who? How?
Mmm-hmm. Well, I just want you to know
I'm having an amazing time
with you and your family today.
I mean, just feel that breeze!
See the sights!
Just look at that island over there.
Ain't those just the prettiest
blossoms you've ever seen?
Funny thing, Sylvia.
Those are Hop Pop's favorite flowers.
No kidding?
Oh, he loves them.
In fact, he'd really appreciate it
if you swam over there and picked
him a couple as a surprise.
Why, Sprig, that is a fine idea.
Not to brag, but I'm quite the swimmer.
I'll be back in about 15 minutes. Tops.
Yeah, we'll see about that.
Thanks again, Sprig.
Wait. This is going too far.
Oh, Hop Pop!
We don't have much time.
- Let's
- Oh, there you are, boy.
Sylvia thought you might want
fishing time with me.
She She did?
Yep. She said she could tell
something was bugging you
and suggested I spend
some quality time with you.
So, here I am.
Sylvia's a pretty cool lady.
You're lucky to have her.
Oh, I thank Frog for her every day.
Hop Pop, not related to anything, but, uh,
can we turn this boat around, please?
That's Sylvia! She's in trouble!
What's she doing off the boat?
I'll explain later.
We heard Sylvia scream.
Is everything OK?
She's back there.
Where? I can't see her.
If only we had a bird's-eye view.
Step aside.
Sprig, it's not as easy as it looks.
How is he doing that?
I see her. Over there.
I'm coming, Syl.
This crab is making me very scared!
But also very hungry.
Hang on, Sylvia.
Put the boat in reverse.
Put the boat in reverse.
Aye-aye, Sprig.
Get back to the briny depths of filth
where you belong. You son of a sea slug.
Wow, HP. That's a lot of woman.
Don't I know it.
Oh, Sylvia! You're safe.
Sure am, and that's not all.
Got your favorite flowers.
Um, my favorite flowers are daffodils.
Everybody knows that.
They funny.
Sylvia, I have a confession to make.
The reason you were on that island
and almost became a crab snack
is because I'm a selfish, petty child
who wanted his Hop Pop all to himself.
Oh, now he admits it.
You're a cool lady.
And Hop Pop's lucky to have you.
We all are.
Well, thank you, Sprig.
I know sharing a man
like Hoppy is difficult.
After all, he's such a catch.
Now what do you say we cut
the chatter and get fishing?
- Together.
- Yeah!
Yes!
Chum bomb, you little weenie!
Polly out!
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
So, does anyone else wanna
go back for that crab, though?
I mean, yowza. That thing
probably had a ton of meat, right?
Anyone?
Don't leave me hanging here, people.
Well, that was a waste of time.
Ugh, you said it.
Can't believe there was nothing
in the archives about my music box.
Wow.
So, you really think this is your
key to getting home?
Well, it zapped me here, so, yeah.
It's pretty much my only lead.
Really looking forward to finding
someone who can help me fix this thing.
Bleh!
Don't worry, Anne.
We'll figure it out eventually.
Hey, get outta the way, you
whatever the heck you are.
Oh, hey. What's that?
Man, these things are cute.
Sprig! Sprig!
Don't put your hand in there.
Guys, look what I found. I think it's
an entry ticket for the Bizarre Bazaar.
- The what now?
- The Bizarre Bazaar.
I've never been, but I've heard stories.
It's a mysterious night market
that passes through once a year.
Exotic foods, games, mysterious treasures.
Really? Maybe someone there will
know how my music box works.
Hold up! From what I've heard,
that bazaar is full of greedy degenerates.
Wave that thing around,
and it'll get stolen for sure.
Tell you what. I'll reach
out to some frogs I know
and see if they know a thing
about your music chest.
Box. That, too.
All right, fine.
Finally. Let's go.
We're going to the Bizarre Bazaar
tonight, aren't we?
Obvi.
Yeah-uh!
Bizarre Bazaar, here we come.
- OK, which way?
- I don't know.
I think the egg is supposed to show us.
Dude!
After it!
It got away.
There it goes!
No! We were so close.
Skins and pelts, skins and pelts.
Wow.
Hop Pop was right. This place is intense.
- Hey, watch it, string bean.
- Oh, sorry.
Hey! look.
Check it out. Those look like
the markings on my music box.
Suspiciously so.
Where's the vendor?
Are you kidding me?
Hey, hey. It's fine. They'll be back.
And in the meantime,
might as well check out
the rest of the bazaar.
OK.
But we gotta come right back here.
I don't wanna mess this up.
Two, please.
Ooh! Hot, hot.
Here you go, Anne.
Hey, this actually looks pretty good.
Ugh! Or not.
Yes I win! Now I can buy my house back.
Hurray!
Wow. It's amazing how far removed
this place is from Wartwood.
There's absolutely nothing familiar here.
Oh, hey, there's Wally.
Come on. Wally needs a new pair of shoes.
Whoo-hoo!
What? This is larceny!
I want my money back!
You know the rules.
No refunds at the Bizarre Bazaar.
You're coming with us.
Ah! Get your hands off me. Help!
Finally!
Now where did I put my incense burner?
Ah, velcome. Velcome
to Valeriana's Antiques.
Anne, I think she's missing an arm.
- I heard that.
- Oh! Hey. What is this thing?
Just one of my many treasures
collected from my years of travel.
I've seen and heard it all.
Seen it all. Heard it all.
Betcha haven't seen
anything like me, though.
No, not exactly.
Uh, there's something
I'd like you to take a look at.
Uh, you sure about this?
Maybe Hop Pop was right.
You heard her. She's seen it all.
If anyone knows anything
about the music box
My backpack! Where'd it go?
Hey! That's my backpack, you little creep.
Get back here.
Could it be, Leander?
Could she be the one
we've been searching for?
No, Leander! Not on the carpet.
Stop that tiny thief!
Greetings.
Come to try your luck
at my fun and exciting game?
Absolutely not! Give me my backpack.
Backpack?
The one on your prize wall!
Oh, you mean the magical pouch of mystery.
Who can say where it came from? Or how?
Nice try.
What?
Once something is on the prize wall,
the only way to get it back is to win it.
Sorry, hon, Bizarre Bazaar rules.
The music box. I can't lose it.
What are we gonna do?
Looks like there's
only one thing we can do.
All right, we'll play
your game, you little sicko.
So what is it? Dunk tank? Whack-a-mole?
Whack-a-tank-a-dunk-a-mole?
Oh, it's a little
more involved than that.
Behold!
That's right, folks.
Thrills! Chills! Spills!
The best cockroach racing
this bazaar has to offer!
Giant cockroaches. Of course.
Now, then. Who has the guts to challenge
this strange-looking biped
and her little pink boyfriend?
Whoa! Not my boyfriend.
Yeah, she's way too old for me.
Yeah. Wait, what?
I will take this challenge.
The Wrecker!
He hasn't been seen in years.
The Wrecker? The legend says
he'll wreck yourself
if you don't check yourself.
Let's get outta here.
Oh, boy. All right. Let's do this.
The race is on!
On your marks.
Get set.
Go!
I've got 20 on The Wrecker. I've got 25.
I've got a rash.
Hey! That's cheating!
"Anything goes in the Bizaare Bazaar."
Oh, no. They have signs.
It must be true!
Oh, anything goes, huh?
Well, then I have a plan.
All right, Sprig. Tongue him.
Tongue him? I hardly know him.
Just do it, please!
Whoo-hoo! Oh, cool, it worked.
We're gonna win.
Winner, winner cricket dinner.
Well, that didn't feel balanced.
Our reigning champion takes the prize.
No!
Here you are.
You look fantastic.
No, no, no, no, no. Wait! Come back!
Oh, no. The bazaar's closing.
Look. Pack it up.
The music box.
I-It's gone.
Now I'll never get home.
Hey, it's OK, Anne.
Maybe, uh, we can find
someone who knows The Wrecker.
Track him down, you know?
The frogs in there said
they hadn't seen him in years.
No, he's long gone by now.
- Hey!
- The Wrecker!
Look, I know you won my backpack,
but there's something
inside I really need.
You gotta give it back. I'll do anything.
- Hop Pop?
- Hop Pop?
I'm so confused.
Isn't it obvious, Anne?
I knew you two couldn't resist
the Bizarre Bazaar,
so I decided to keep watch in case
you got yourselves in a pickle!
Which you did. A big, fat pickle.
Anyways, here you go.
Hop Pop! You're the best.
Thanks for having my back pack.
You were right.
I was too impatient for answers.
Here. Go through your trusted channels.
I'm OK with waiting a little longer.
I'll do my best, Anne.
I know how important this is to you.
OK, back up.
You're The Wrecker, Hop Pop?
How many games have you beaten?
Did it ever get dangerous, Hop Pop?
Have you killed a man, Hop Pop?
Whatever happens in the Bizarre
Bazaar stays in the Bizarre Bazaar.
Aw, man!
Just like Vegas.
Sure, Anne. Just like Vegas.
Good night, Sprig!
Good night, Hop Pop!
- Night, you guys.
- Night, kiddos.
Sorry, Anne, but I can't have
you showing this thing around.
Too dangerous for all of us.
Now it's where it belongs.
Where no one can find it.