Angry Birds Mystery Island (2024) s01e16 Episode Script

1
Yeah. [pants]
Yeah! Come on. Faster, faster, faster!
I need to see you sweat!
No better way to start the day
than with a little dancer-cise.
[pants and groans]
Rosie, it's left, left, right.
Then spin, then tail feather shake.
Like when we did
at our sleepovers at home.
Silly me, forgetting a dance game
that we haven't played in,
I don't know how long!
Accountability! That's the spirit.
[panting]
[whooshing]
Buddy, what are you doing?
Those are not the steps I'm showing you.
[quick breaths and pants]
- [chuckles]
- [whooshing]
[pants] Okay, I know, I know.
I'm acting like I'm on
my favorite game show. Ground is Lava.
[chuckles]
If I'm gonna get yelled at,
I should have some fun.
I'm not yelling.
I'm just loudly imposing my will
on everyone.
[Mia] Hmm?
Hamy, why aren't you exercising?
This is my exercise.
Part of being a master of Hoof Fu
is knowing how to conserve energy
for what and when it is needed most.
But you can't sweat
unless you're giving 110%!
[grunts]
Well, now we have breakfast,
and I will use my energy on this.
[karate yells]
Wait, snow? In this heat?
I heard that catching snowflakes
is good luck.
[retches and coughs]
- [rumbling]
- [panicked yelling]
[Mia] Hey! Whoa!
Is that our worm friend?
I don't know. Those aren't snowflakes.
- [booms]
- [gasps]
[Buddy gasps]
The volcano's gonna burp.
The volcano's gonna burp!
It was a good run, friends.
I have no regrets
except that we never got home.
And I'll never play a demon child
in a scary movie.
- [music sting]
- Or eat my weight in candy corn.
- Or
- [Mia] Everyone, focus!
[yells and grunts]
- [gasps]
- [gasps] I know!
Maybe we can make the volcano
burp like a baby.
Do volcanoes have backs we can pat?
[gasps] What if there was a way
to plug the volcano with something
to keep it from erupting?
We'd need a lot of something.
- What about sand?
- Or coconuts?
[grunts, spits]
Oh, how about trash?
Perfect! Let's plug that volcano.
[mysterious music playing]
[disembodied voices whispering]
[shivering]
There's a foul voice in the air.
What did you say?
There's a towel moist in his hair?
I think he saw an owl hoist a chair.
What? No, I said
[disembodied voices whispering]
[effort grunting]
- [yells]
- [Rosie] No, no!
- [panicked grunts]
- So be it.
[grunts and yells]
[echoing shouts]
[grunts and yells]
[groans] Everyone okay?
[teeth chattering] Cold, but fine.
I'll tell you when
the world stops spinning.
Look at us! We're a snowman.
[grunts]
- [gasps]
- [rumbling]
[grunts and gasps]
We're running out of time.
The volcano is about to blow.
But we can't get to the top.
[frustrated yells]
What good are birds who can't fly?
That doesn't stop our parents
at home, does it?
What do you mean?
Who needs to know how to fly
when you can slingshot yourself
through the air?
Hamy's right. If we launch ourselves to
the top of the volcano, we could stop it.
Oh, yeah!
[gasps] But stop it with what? This trash?
Look at how big the volcano is.
- And look at how small we are.
- No!
Just no, no way have we survived
all this time on this ridiculous island
just to have some dumb volcano
take us out.
I refuse to believe
this is how it all ends.
Hear me, volcano?
I am not going to let that happen!
[sizzling]
The snow, Mia, that's it!
- It's what?
- A dance-dance revelation!
There's a lot of snow
at the top of the crater, right?
What if we launched ourselves up there,
and did Mia's workout routine
together to knock snow
into the lava, to chill it out?
[grunts] That's ridiculous.
Ridiculous enough to work, that is!
Or get us all cooked by a volcano.
I might be a chicken sometimes,
but I don't want to be a fried one.
If we do nothing, we're fried anyway.
- [yells]
- [rumbling]
There's no time to waste. Let's go!
I love it when a plan comes [yells]
We are go for launch, people.
Uh, uh, uh! Not without helmets.
Safety first.
[suspenseful music playing]
It's time, friends. Fling me!
[all straining]
- [snaps]
- [grunts]
[yelling]
I'm flying. I'm flying! Whoo-hoo!
- [pinball bells]
- [grunts]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
[grunts and yells]
[screaming] Where are the brakes?
[grunts, pants]
[all straining]
I was thinking, maybe I shouldn't be next
because I need to [sputters]
clean my glasses first.
[screams]
[yelling]
[panicked grunts]
[laughs]
I feel so alive! [laughs]
[panicked groans]
[screams]
[grunts]
[yells, gasps]
- [panicked grunts]
- Buddy, you're okay.
Now, imagine you're a contestant
on Ground is Lava, and jump over to me.
I'll catch you.
[grunts]
Ground is Lava!
[grunts] I'm doing it!
Grab my wing, Buddy.
[suspenseful music playing]
[both yell]
[Mia straining]
[panicked grunts]
- [rattling]
- [scared grunts]
Hamy, we can't go one at a time.
We all have to go now.
[grunts]
- [both yelling]
- Are we gonna make it, Hamy?
When pigs fly
which means yes, because I'm a pig.
- And I'm flying
- I get the wordplay!
- [yells]
- [grunts]
[Rosie pants, sighs]
- [spits]
- [gasps]
Okay, team, let's do this.
[bird screeches]
I am making very loud noises now!
Let it snow! Let it snow!
- [rock cracks]
- [sizzles]
[all panting]
It's no use. We're too tired.
Not all of us, friends.
This is why we masters of Hoof Fu
never overextend ourselves,
for moments like this!
[karate yells]
[grunts]
[pants and grunts]
- [rumbles]
- [sizzles]
It's working! Hamy's doing it!
I'll keep Hoof Fu'ing,
you all keep dancing behind me.
On it! Teamwork makes the steam work!
[karate yells]
[laughs]
[rumbling]
- [karate yells]
- [cheers] Yeah!
[gasps, laughs]
[grunts and cheers]
- Yeah! [grunting] Yeah!
- [cheers]
[Hamylton] Flawless victory!
- [cheers]
- We did it!
- Yeah, we did!
- [laughs] I am so, so tired.
Hoof Fu is undefeated!
[karate yells]
- [yells echoing]
- [rumbling]
- Avalanche!
- [Mia] Oh, chirp!
[Hamylton] Run!
[dramatic music playing]
We're not gonna make it!
Jump inside that tree and hang on!
[grunting]
[panicked yelling]
[screams]
[grunts]
[strains, sighs]
- Well, we outran an avalanche.
- And plugged a volcano.
We seriously overachieved today.
- [panting] And now I'm pooped.
- Because you gave 110%.
We all did, but we're not done yet,
Egg-splorers.
- [Mia grunts]
- [impact grunts]
- Snowball fight, anyone?
- Yeah!
[grunts and laughs]
[scary music playing]
[music sting]
[mysterious music playing]
[chirp]