Batwheels (2022) s01e16 Episode Script

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Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪
Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪
If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪
They're the Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪
[Bibi reading]
That's odd. I wonder why
the stadium is all lit up.
The Gotham Knights
don't have a game today.
Better go take a look.
Whoa! Looks like some
sort of contest,
but who's competing?
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
[laughing] Whoo!
[laughing]
[tires screeching]
Ha! Made ya flinch.
Very funny, Jestah.
What's going on here?
I was just practicing
for the big night.
-[crowd cheering]
-The Legion of Zoom
is having a Zoom-athlon!
It's a contest to see
who's the Number One
Champion Zoomer.
Though I don't know
why we're bothering.
It's clearly me. Watch this.
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. No!
[thuds]
Oh, no. Jestah.
Are you all right?
I don't know. Maybe.
Don't worry, I gotcha.
[straining]
Aw! No! Ugh!
What? What is it? Are you okay?
No! I am not okay.
I think it's my back wheel.
And the Zoomer contest
-is in a few hours.
-Let me look.
Ooh. Yeah. That's not good.
I think one of the doohickeys
that connects your wheel
to your whatchamacallit
is broken.
Doohickey? Whatchamacallit?
Don't you know what to call it?
No, I don't.
But you know who would?
A mechanic.
When you're damaged,
it's time to see a mechanic.
Like MOE.
No! No MOE.
Just need to move around
a bit and stretch it out.
I'm okay.
[exclaims] Ugh!
This can't be happening.
I just have to be able
to compete in the contest.
Okay. Let's see what we can do.
Really? Why would you help me?
You're a Batwheel.
I'm a Zoomer.
We're not exactly
on the same team.
Right now that doesn't matter.
You're hurt,
and helping is what I do.
Okay, I taped your wheel up
with Bat-tape.
Is it strong?
Like, Batman-strong?
Yes, but I still think
you should see MOE.
When you're hurt
or not feeling well,
it's important
To see a mechanic
to make you feel better.
I know. I know.
I've never used Bat-tape
on wheels before.
So start off slow.
I'm not sure what'll happen.
I think it's working.
[chuckles] It's working!
Hey, hey. Not so fast.
Slow down.
[laughs] I don't know
the meaning of the word slow.
It's the opposite of fast.
I can't hear you! [laughs]
I'm gonna win!
[clanging]
[Bibi] Whoa! Whoa!
[clattering]
No! No, no, no!
-Ugh! [groans]
-[thuds]
Ugh. And they didn't
even have any relish.
Oh, Jestah, why won't
you go see MOE?
He's the best mechanic.
He'll fix you
and make you feel better
and get you back in time
for the contest.
[sighs] I'm scared, okay?
I'm afraid to go
to the mechanic.
There, I said it.
Oh. Well, it's okay
to be scared.
But what if I promise
to go with you?
We can be brave together.
I [sighs] I guess. Maybe.
Well, you can't win
any contest like this.
Unless it's a hotdog
wearing contest.
[sighs] Very funny.
You'll really be there
with me the whole time?
The whole time. Promise.
[sighs] Okay. Let's do this.
[wheel squeaking]
[MOE screams]
It's Jestah! I surrender!
It's okay, MOE.
She's been damaged
and needs help.
[MOE] Oh. Well, in that case
-Just tell me where it hurts.
-[metal clinks]
-[whirring]
-[chuckles]
Oh
Whoa, whoa. It's okay, Jestah.
MOE will fix you up in no time.
Oh, thanks, but, um
Uh, so I just remembered
I have an appointment
way across Gotham
and with all
the traffic right now,
I'd better get going and
-[thuds]
-Ow!
Hold on. You're not going
to get far on that bad wheel.
Jestah's just a little
nervous about
seeing a mechanic.
But MOE's the best.
I remember one time
I had a really bad
short circuit
-and my door wouldn't open.
-[Batman grunts]
Batman had to pry it open
with a Batarang to get in.
Who fixed me? MOE.
Oh, it was nothing, really.
I've gone to see MOE
so many times,
I can't even count.
And every time
he takes care of me,
I always feel so much better.
[sighs] I guess. Okay.
But can Bibi come with me?
Of course. Come on,
we'll have you
back on your wheels in no time.
[breathing deeply]
[whimpers]
MOE is the best mechanic.
And like I said,
I'm going to stick
with you the whole time.
The whole time?
How much is the whole time?
Is it a long time?
A short time?
Forever time?
Not to worry, Jestah.
I'll have you feeling better
in no time.
Okay. No time. I like no time.
[MOE] Hmm.
-Oh.
-Hmm? Oh?
What does that mean
in regular talk?
I don't speak "mechanic."
It means your drive shaft
is broken and needs fixing.
Fixing? Fixing how?
What are you going to do?
Will it hurt?
[MOE] I don't know,
you tell me. I'm already done.
Done? Done?
You mean, I'm I'm fixed?
You're fixed.
I'm fixed!
-You're fixed.
-Yeah!
So? How'd it go?
It was amazing!
And it didn't hurt a bit.
And now I'm totally ready
to crush
the Zoomers' tournament.
[laughs] I'm ready!
[laughs] I guess you are ready.
Just go easy on that wheel.
Now, if you have
any more trouble,
just take two of these
and call me in the morning.
Will do. See ya.
Hey. Isn't there anything else
you want to say?
[gasps] Yes! MOE.
Thank you.
Thank you so, so much.
I'm glad I came to see you.
You're a great mechanic.
Aw. Go on.
Yeah, thank you, too, Bibi,
I guess
Excuse me?
I didn't quite get that.
[scoffs] Thank you, too, Bibi.
You were right.
Mechanics are here to help.
And I appreciate you, too.
A lot.
My pleasure. Now you better
get out of here. Champ.
[upbeat music playing]
-[engine roaring]
-[Jestah] Whoo!
Yeah!
[Crash] And it's a big night
here in Gotham Stadium
as the Zoom-athlon
gets underway.
So, by the power
vested in me by,
eh, well, me
-Prepare to Zoom!
-[crowd cheering]
[Crash] Fastest time
through the course wins!
Our first competitor is Quizz!
And go!
-Yeah!
-[engine whirring]
[gasps]
Ooh, and he's gone.
Next up is Prank.
[crowd cheering]
A little joke
can go a long way!
[laughs]
Whoa!
[screams] No!
-[air squeaking]
-[crowd gasping]
Ready, set, Snowy!
-[crowd cheering]
-[Snowy] Let's go.
[engine roaring]
[metal clattering]
[engine roars]
Snowy's up
-[gasps]
-[crashes]
[Snowy groaning]
[Crash] Ooh. And he's down.
But you're up, Duck!
Ha! Make way
for the winning duck
of all ducks.
Bow down before me.
-[engine roaring]
-[crowd cheering]
[Ducky exclaiming]
Whoa!
[gasps] Quack!
[crowd gasping]
[Crash] Oh! Sorry, Ducky,
guess you shouldn't have
been talking quack.
-[crowd laugh]
-[gasps]
Did you see that?
Nobody is even making it
through the course.
What if my wheel
goes bad again?
Your wheel is
all better now, Jestah.
You got this.
[sighs] I hope so.
[tires screech]
[Crash] Jestah, you are
our final contestant,
and you're up.
Okay, new wheel, let's do this.
[wheel squeaking]
[dramatic music playing]
-[exclaims]
-[crowd cheering]
[wheel squeaking]
[grunts]
[exclaims]
You know you can, Jestah.
[Jestah grunts]
[wheel squeaking]
[engine revs]
[wheel squeaking]
[Jestah exclaims]
Whoo! Yeah!
[triumphant music playing]
[crowd cheering]
Ha! Made ya flinch.
Hey. I think we clearly have
our Zoom-athlon Champion!
[quacking]
Thank you. I am well deserving
of this honor.
[others together] It's not you.
Jestah, congratulations.
You are the only Zoomer
to finish the course.
Oh, wow. I'm kinda speechless,
which as you know
is really hard for me.
[all laughing]
Ah!
Hey, Prank, you okay?
Oh, I must've banged my bumper
when I was bouncing on my run.
It doesn't hurt. [groans] Much.
Let me take a look.
Uh-uh. Don't even need to look.
I'm good. Nothing to see here.
Maybe you should
let a mechanic look at it.
What? No way.
I used to be scared,
but it's okay, really.
I know a guy.
[engine revving]
[triumphant music playing]
[crowd cheering]
Okay, boy. Fetch.
[barks]
I'm okay!
[whimpers]
Maybe the Batcave
isn't the best place for fetch.
Wait. I know the perfect place.
Whoo-hoo! Look at this.
There's so much more room here.
-[barks]
-Ready, Ace?
Here comes a Buff special.
Winch style.
Ooh, how about a Bat-slicer?
Wow, Ace,
you can catch anything.
Oh, yeah? Try this.
Go long!
[exclaiming]
[barking, panting]
-Whoa! Bat-tastic throw, Buff.
-Thanks.
[barking]
What's wrong?
[barks]
I think he wants us
to follow him.
[suspenseful music playing]
[Buff] I wonder who's fixing
their car so late.
I don't think
they're fixing it.
I think someone's trying
to steal the engine.
Oh, you're right!
We gotta stop 'em.
[tires screeching]
[gasps] Poison Ivy?
[sinister music playing]
Ah, the Bat and his wheels.
You're always showing up
with some Bat-vehicles
to chase me down. [laughs]
Well, not anymore.
I'm making my own car.
It'll be bigger
and better than yours.
And you'll never catch me.
[cackles]
-[Ace growls]
-[Poison Ivy] Ah!
-[Ace snarls]
-Bad doggie!
-Luckily, I brought some help.
-[barks]
[grunts] Show yourselves,
my Flower Buds!
[Poison Ivy laughs]
Get 'em, buds!
Hey! That's my stolen engine!
Ooh!
Not only did I get
the engine I was looking for,
but I gained a bonus Bat-winch.
[giggles excitedly]
Thanks, Batman. I owe you one.
Ha! Just kidding.
[laughing maniacally]
-Are you okay?
-I think so.
Come on, we've gotta
stop Poison Ivy
before she builds that car.
Bam, wait!
I can't take on a supervillain
without my winch.
I just need MOE to replace it.
[sighs]
We don't have time, Buff.
She's getting away.
You'll just have to improvise.
Impro-what?
-Improvise.
-[Ace barks]
It's when you use
whatever you have around you.
You mean, I just need to
find something around here
to replace my winch?
[barks, grunts]
Sorry, buddy. We can't
play fetch right now.
We're trying to im provise.
I think that's what
Ace is doing. Look.
That branch kinda
looks like your winch.
Hey, what do you know? It does.
I'm not sure
it'll work, though.
Well, only one way to find out.
[mechanical whirring]
Hey, that's not half bad.
Now let's go get Poison Ivy.
[barking]
Uh, which way did she go again?
[Ace sniffing]
[Batmobile] Nice one, Ace.
You didn't even need
Bat-tech to find her tracks.
[barking]
There she is.
What's she up to now?
-[barking]
-Aw, missed me already?
You know, I love
our little catch-ups,
but you're starting to become
a pain in the petunias!
-[engine roaring]
-[Poison Ivy] Huh?
[exclaims]
Whoa!
Hey, watch the leaves.
Ugh! See, my Flower Buds?
This is why I need my own car!
[barks]
[Flower Buds exclaiming]
[barks]
[giggles]
[clicks]
[Poison Ivy] Whoa! [screaming]
[thuds]
Oh, I look a little green.
Even for me.
Now you see me
-[Flower Bud giggles]
-now you don't!
[laughs]
Ah! My lights! I can't see.
Buff, what happened?
My headlights got covered
with sticky flowers.
They won't come off.
I'm kind of freaking out, Bam.
How can I stop Poison Ivy
if I can't see in the dark?
We'll figure something out.
You'll just have to
Improvise. I know. But
-[sighing] How?
-[whimpering]
Hey! Those lights could work
instead of my headlights.
Great idea, Ace.
Now this is improvising.
Looks good.
[barks]
[Batmobile]
Now let's go find Ivy.
[dramatic music playing]
[tires screeching]
See you in my rear view, Bats!
[laughs]
'Cause I have a car now!
[laughing maniacally]
[tires screeching]
[gasps] You see that,
my darlings?
It's the garden digger
of my dreams! I must have it.
-[engine roaring]
-[cackles]
My special snoozy pollen
is making you very sleepy.
[yawning]
Ooh, nighty-night, Batty-Bats.
Oh! A girl could really
put flower petal to the metal
with tires like these.
[whimsical music playing]
[Buff shakily] Uh, what?
Oh, just five more minutes, BC,
I don't wanna wake up.
Buff, wake up, it's Bam.
Is everyone okay?
[grunts] I think so.
[gasps] But your wheels!
[gasps] Don't look at me!
How can I be a monster truck
with tiny tires?
You thought you
couldn't do anything
when you lost your winch,
or when your
lights got covered,
but you found things
around you to make it work.
I know but I
This isn't any different, Buff.
You just have to improvise.
[upbeat music playing]
When you don't have
What you need ♪
Make do with
What you've got ♪
'Cause that's a lot ♪
When you improvise ♪
When things don't work
Like you planned ♪
Help is on the way ♪
To save the day ♪
When you improvise ♪
Imagination's like a friend ♪
That you can call on
Now and then ♪
When circumstances
Change your day ♪
Just improvise a way ♪
Hey, hey, hey ♪
Improvise ♪
-[Poison Ivy] Introducing
-[engine roars]
The SU-Ivy. [giggles]
It has everything I need.
A powerful engine
with big old Bat-truck tires,
and the perfect
finishing touch. [giggles]
Ta-da! A digging claw!
-[engine roaring]
-[gasps] How?
Hmm. Sweet new tires, dude.
But let's see if you can
keep up with my SU-Ivy.
-[engine roaring]
-[tires screeching]
[engine revs]
[Buff grunts] Hey!
[giggles]
That's what I thought.
-[engine revving]
-[Buff] Whoo-hoo!
-[Poison Ivy gasps]
-[tires screeching]
[giggles]
[Poison Ivy exclaims, screams]
[exclaims] Ah! Daffodils!
[barks]
[grunts]
-[barks]
-Ugh.
Well, at least I look festive!
[engine roaring]
Oh, you haven't seen
the last of me!
I'll build an even
bigger and better SU-Ivy.
Uh, with seat warmers
and fancy stereo system.
Even a smoothie machine! Ugh!
Okay, I returned all
the stolen car parts
and the giant donuts.
Anyone up for
another game of fetch?
Sure, but we don't
have the ball anymore.
-[barks]
-Guess we'll just have to
[both] Improvise!
[barking]
[triumphant music playing]
Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
They've got Batman's back ♪
Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪