Bunnicula (2016) s01e16 Episode Script
Hole of the Unworthy
1
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
(CHUCKLING)
(THUNDER CRACKING)
Swimming.
Oh-oh! I'm just
a little bluebird.
Bluebird. Oh.
-Hey, what's wrong, Binnic?
-(PANTING)
-(GRUNTING)
-(GROANS)
(GIGGLES) Ow!
-Hmm. (GASPS)
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)
I hate thunder.
It just puts me on the edge.
Oh, Chester, don't be scared.
I can't help it, Harold.
Every time there's
a thunderstorm,
something scary happens.
-(CREAKING)
-(GASPS)
(YELPS) What was that?
(LAUGHS)
You're quite the bundle
of nerves tonight,
aren't you, buddy?
Well, I got just
the prescription for you.
It starts with a H
and it ends with a G.
And U is in the middle!
-Come here, buddy!
-(GRUNTING)
-Don't fight it.
-No!
I really heard something.
(WHIMPERING)
(SQUEAKING)
(SCREAMING)
I was right.
There is someone in the house.
Relax, Chesty.
Huh? Hey.
That furball wasn't there
a second ago.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Uh
(LAUGHING)
Oh, hello.
(LAUGHING)
(WHIMPERS)
What? A guinea pig?
I am Lugosi.
Sorry to have frightened you.
(LAUGHING)
I I
(GASPS)
Could it be?
Those red, gleaming eyes.
Those sharp, glistening fangs.
The bat-like markings.
That cute wiggling
velvety bunny nose.
It's you!
Master!
I have found you at last.
I, your faithful servant
(LAUGHING)
Lugosi, have returned.
I traveled so far
just to once again
see to all your
(LAUGHING) needs.
(LAUGHING)
This guy seems
a couple of bricks
short of a foundation.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Yes. You remind me
of the other feline, sire.
(LAUGHS) Burnest.
What?
(LAUGHS) Don't worry.
The truth will be
revealed in time.
-(LAUGHS)
-(THUNDER CRACKS)
(GASPS) Where did it go?
Wh What?
(SQUEAKING)
Ew! Gross.
I will prepare a
(LAUGHING)
-night feast for master.
-(COOING)
Bunnicula, you know
this weird guy?
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
-(LAUGHING)
-(BUNNICULA
SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
He says he knows him.
And he's completely crazy.
Oh, great. I got a bad feeling
about that guy.
Uh, say, Chester,
what is a night feast?
Really? Can't put that
one together, huh?
It's probably a feast.
BOTH: That
You can eat at night.
-There you go, buddy.
-Well, Chester
It's night right now.
So it is. Let's eat.
I am starving.
I like the way you think.
(BOTH GASPING)
(LUGOSI LAUGHING)
What would you like
to start with, master?
I've prepared
only your favorite.
Look, look,
there's a black radish,
cherimoya
(LAUGHING)
Oh, and melon.
Wow!
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
I'll be right back, master.
(VOCALIZING)
Oh, good, good.
You have come.
Could you please
help me with a
Oh, very well done,
little Jiminy Pig.
But where's our food?
How dare you!
A servant does not dine
in the presence of his master.
In the presence of his huh?
(SCREAMS) What kind
of servant are you?
Uh, the kind
who isn't a servant.
(YELLS) This cat
is really making me mad.
Oh, but
(LAUGHS)
He'll get
what's coming to him.
-What?
-Oh, nothing.
(LAUGHS)
Nothing at all.
(LAUGHING)
Massage time, master.
Oh, I guess
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(SNORTING AND SNIFFING)
Oh, it smells
(LAUGHING)
naughty.
(MOANING)
HAROLD: Carrots, Bunnicula?
(LAUGHS)
(SLURPING)
(SIGHING)
Master, I am so happy
you're relaxed and
CHESTER: Yeah,
when you're done with him,
let's have a soak
and a cuticle trim here.
And if you get a chance,
let's take a whack
at that callus, huh?
(BONES CRACKING)
(SCREAMS)
You're no nail tech,
you're an assassin.
Arise this instant.
You are not worthy enough
to relax alongside the master.
Why can't you be
more like this dog?
He is loyal to the master.
His reward shall come.
I don't know what that means,
but I am very excited.
No, no, no.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Oh, I am sorry, master.
I promise to play nice
with the little kitty.
-(LAUGHING)
-I am going upstairs.
When I get back,
I hope you are gone.
Ooh, let me try.
(SLURPING)
Ah (GIGGLES)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
HAROLD: It doesn't
taste lucky.
It tastes more like
the kitchen floor.
If anyone deserves a little
pampering in this madhouse,
it ought to be me.
Aw, look how fancy you are.
Boop! Yeah. You know what?
I am owed a little luxury.
Don't you agree,
little umbrella drink?
We must harvest fresh
sustenance for the master.
Come, let us unearth
the roots of the tubers
for the great one.
Oh, boy, digging!
No, no, no. I don't know
what your game is,
but if you think I am getting
my paws dirty for a rabbit,
you are sorely mistaken,
because guess what,
it's Chester time now.
(SLURPS)
(YELLS) That's it!
-(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
-I can't believe
such insolence.
(GRUNTS)
You are most unworthy!
Now, I can't hear you over
my lounge jazz and my book
of literary criticism.
Hmm. Fascinating.
I must send this unworthy
creature to where he belongs.
(HAROLD HUMMING)
Harold, you love master,
don't you?
You mean Bunnicula?
Oh, yeah, he's awesome.
He's a rabbit that flies.
I am glad we agree
what needs to be done
on behalf
of the master's honor.
Chester must be
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
punished.
Yeah. We should What?
LUGOSI: The time has come
to trace the summoning circle.
For the hole of the unworthy.
It is a dark, magical place
where we banish
all the stinky cats
who are so unworthy.
Let me see now,
around the tree and
I am just happy to be
drawing in the mud.
(CHUCKLES)
Hmm. Whoop!
(CHUCKLES)
There. I made a smile face.
Ah. Huh?
The symbol is now complete.
Let the hole
of the unworthy open!
(BELCHING)
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
Ugh! Does it ever end?
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
HOLE: Who has summoned
the hole of the unworthy?
It is I, Lugosi.
HOLE: Uh-oh! It's you again.
Look, man, you can't keep
banishing cats down here
all the time.
The place is getting
a little overrun.
But But this cat
is the most unworthy
of them all.
HOLE: Oh (CHUCKLES)
You might say he
can be a little catty, huh?
(LAUGHS) Oh.
-HOLE: Oh.
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
Oh!
Uh
(CLEARS THROAT)
What's going on out here?
Oh, jeez.
(LAUGHING)
Is the unworthy one ready
for his just comeuppance?
Oh, please.
You think I am afraid of your
little lawn show, shorty?
(SCOFFS)
This thing can't even
be more than half a
(SCREAMING)
(GROANING)
Hey.
(SCREAMING)
-(SNORING)
-(CHESTER SCREAMING)
Huh? (SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Master
I I did
what had to be done.
I made it better for us.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
-(SCREAMING)
-(GASPS)
LUGOSI: Master!
He is unworthy
of your sweet grace.
He needs to be punished!
(SOBBING)
(GRUNTS)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Cuckoo, cuckoo.
But you can't
(MIMICS CAT HISSING)
(LAUGHS) Okay?
If that is your will, master.
Very well.
(SCREAMING)
-Huh?
-(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
Wh What's this?
I find that his prose exhibits
a sympathetic magic
that's both familiar,
and sublime.
My heart has taken away
Meow. Meow. Meow!
(MIKE REVERBERATING)
(ALL SNAPPING FINGERS)
Freestyle performance,
literary criticism,
loud jazz!
This is my jam!
LUGOSI: Oh.
Oh! Who was that man?
Hmm. Some cats don't jive
with the scene, Daddy-O.
Huh? No!
(SOBBING)
Sympathetic,
freestyle criticism
Milk bar!
Master prefers your presence
in his realm,
-so I have spared you.
-CHESTER: Drop the mike, man.
(LAUGHS) Dig away.
No, I want back. I want the
Oh!
-You're welcome.
-No, no.
I don't want to be worthy.
Send me back.
(LAUGHTER)
Oh, Chester, you say
the funniest things.
(SOBBING)
I'm unworthy. Let me in.
Let me in.
(ROOSTER CROWING)
Breakfast!
Hey, where's Chesty?
Take me back. Take me back.
I want to be unworthy.
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
(CHUCKLING)
(THUNDER CRACKING)
Swimming.
Oh-oh! I'm just
a little bluebird.
Bluebird. Oh.
-Hey, what's wrong, Binnic?
-(PANTING)
-(GRUNTING)
-(GROANS)
(GIGGLES) Ow!
-Hmm. (GASPS)
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)
I hate thunder.
It just puts me on the edge.
Oh, Chester, don't be scared.
I can't help it, Harold.
Every time there's
a thunderstorm,
something scary happens.
-(CREAKING)
-(GASPS)
(YELPS) What was that?
(LAUGHS)
You're quite the bundle
of nerves tonight,
aren't you, buddy?
Well, I got just
the prescription for you.
It starts with a H
and it ends with a G.
And U is in the middle!
-Come here, buddy!
-(GRUNTING)
-Don't fight it.
-No!
I really heard something.
(WHIMPERING)
(SQUEAKING)
(SCREAMING)
I was right.
There is someone in the house.
Relax, Chesty.
Huh? Hey.
That furball wasn't there
a second ago.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Uh
(LAUGHING)
Oh, hello.
(LAUGHING)
(WHIMPERS)
What? A guinea pig?
I am Lugosi.
Sorry to have frightened you.
(LAUGHING)
I I
(GASPS)
Could it be?
Those red, gleaming eyes.
Those sharp, glistening fangs.
The bat-like markings.
That cute wiggling
velvety bunny nose.
It's you!
Master!
I have found you at last.
I, your faithful servant
(LAUGHING)
Lugosi, have returned.
I traveled so far
just to once again
see to all your
(LAUGHING) needs.
(LAUGHING)
This guy seems
a couple of bricks
short of a foundation.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Yes. You remind me
of the other feline, sire.
(LAUGHS) Burnest.
What?
(LAUGHS) Don't worry.
The truth will be
revealed in time.
-(LAUGHS)
-(THUNDER CRACKS)
(GASPS) Where did it go?
Wh What?
(SQUEAKING)
Ew! Gross.
I will prepare a
(LAUGHING)
-night feast for master.
-(COOING)
Bunnicula, you know
this weird guy?
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
-(LAUGHING)
-(BUNNICULA
SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
He says he knows him.
And he's completely crazy.
Oh, great. I got a bad feeling
about that guy.
Uh, say, Chester,
what is a night feast?
Really? Can't put that
one together, huh?
It's probably a feast.
BOTH: That
You can eat at night.
-There you go, buddy.
-Well, Chester
It's night right now.
So it is. Let's eat.
I am starving.
I like the way you think.
(BOTH GASPING)
(LUGOSI LAUGHING)
What would you like
to start with, master?
I've prepared
only your favorite.
Look, look,
there's a black radish,
cherimoya
(LAUGHING)
Oh, and melon.
Wow!
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
I'll be right back, master.
(VOCALIZING)
Oh, good, good.
You have come.
Could you please
help me with a
Oh, very well done,
little Jiminy Pig.
But where's our food?
How dare you!
A servant does not dine
in the presence of his master.
In the presence of his huh?
(SCREAMS) What kind
of servant are you?
Uh, the kind
who isn't a servant.
(YELLS) This cat
is really making me mad.
Oh, but
(LAUGHS)
He'll get
what's coming to him.
-What?
-Oh, nothing.
(LAUGHS)
Nothing at all.
(LAUGHING)
Massage time, master.
Oh, I guess
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(SNORTING AND SNIFFING)
Oh, it smells
(LAUGHING)
naughty.
(MOANING)
HAROLD: Carrots, Bunnicula?
(LAUGHS)
(SLURPING)
(SIGHING)
Master, I am so happy
you're relaxed and
CHESTER: Yeah,
when you're done with him,
let's have a soak
and a cuticle trim here.
And if you get a chance,
let's take a whack
at that callus, huh?
(BONES CRACKING)
(SCREAMS)
You're no nail tech,
you're an assassin.
Arise this instant.
You are not worthy enough
to relax alongside the master.
Why can't you be
more like this dog?
He is loyal to the master.
His reward shall come.
I don't know what that means,
but I am very excited.
No, no, no.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Oh, I am sorry, master.
I promise to play nice
with the little kitty.
-(LAUGHING)
-I am going upstairs.
When I get back,
I hope you are gone.
Ooh, let me try.
(SLURPING)
Ah (GIGGLES)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
HAROLD: It doesn't
taste lucky.
It tastes more like
the kitchen floor.
If anyone deserves a little
pampering in this madhouse,
it ought to be me.
Aw, look how fancy you are.
Boop! Yeah. You know what?
I am owed a little luxury.
Don't you agree,
little umbrella drink?
We must harvest fresh
sustenance for the master.
Come, let us unearth
the roots of the tubers
for the great one.
Oh, boy, digging!
No, no, no. I don't know
what your game is,
but if you think I am getting
my paws dirty for a rabbit,
you are sorely mistaken,
because guess what,
it's Chester time now.
(SLURPS)
(YELLS) That's it!
-(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
-I can't believe
such insolence.
(GRUNTS)
You are most unworthy!
Now, I can't hear you over
my lounge jazz and my book
of literary criticism.
Hmm. Fascinating.
I must send this unworthy
creature to where he belongs.
(HAROLD HUMMING)
Harold, you love master,
don't you?
You mean Bunnicula?
Oh, yeah, he's awesome.
He's a rabbit that flies.
I am glad we agree
what needs to be done
on behalf
of the master's honor.
Chester must be
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
punished.
Yeah. We should What?
LUGOSI: The time has come
to trace the summoning circle.
For the hole of the unworthy.
It is a dark, magical place
where we banish
all the stinky cats
who are so unworthy.
Let me see now,
around the tree and
I am just happy to be
drawing in the mud.
(CHUCKLES)
Hmm. Whoop!
(CHUCKLES)
There. I made a smile face.
Ah. Huh?
The symbol is now complete.
Let the hole
of the unworthy open!
(BELCHING)
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
Ugh! Does it ever end?
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
HOLE: Who has summoned
the hole of the unworthy?
It is I, Lugosi.
HOLE: Uh-oh! It's you again.
Look, man, you can't keep
banishing cats down here
all the time.
The place is getting
a little overrun.
But But this cat
is the most unworthy
of them all.
HOLE: Oh (CHUCKLES)
You might say he
can be a little catty, huh?
(LAUGHS) Oh.
-HOLE: Oh.
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
Oh!
Uh
(CLEARS THROAT)
What's going on out here?
Oh, jeez.
(LAUGHING)
Is the unworthy one ready
for his just comeuppance?
Oh, please.
You think I am afraid of your
little lawn show, shorty?
(SCOFFS)
This thing can't even
be more than half a
(SCREAMING)
(GROANING)
Hey.
(SCREAMING)
-(SNORING)
-(CHESTER SCREAMING)
Huh? (SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Master
I I did
what had to be done.
I made it better for us.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
-(SCREAMING)
-(GASPS)
LUGOSI: Master!
He is unworthy
of your sweet grace.
He needs to be punished!
(SOBBING)
(GRUNTS)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Cuckoo, cuckoo.
But you can't
(MIMICS CAT HISSING)
(LAUGHS) Okay?
If that is your will, master.
Very well.
(SCREAMING)
-Huh?
-(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
Wh What's this?
I find that his prose exhibits
a sympathetic magic
that's both familiar,
and sublime.
My heart has taken away
Meow. Meow. Meow!
(MIKE REVERBERATING)
(ALL SNAPPING FINGERS)
Freestyle performance,
literary criticism,
loud jazz!
This is my jam!
LUGOSI: Oh.
Oh! Who was that man?
Hmm. Some cats don't jive
with the scene, Daddy-O.
Huh? No!
(SOBBING)
Sympathetic,
freestyle criticism
Milk bar!
Master prefers your presence
in his realm,
-so I have spared you.
-CHESTER: Drop the mike, man.
(LAUGHS) Dig away.
No, I want back. I want the
Oh!
-You're welcome.
-No, no.
I don't want to be worthy.
Send me back.
(LAUGHTER)
Oh, Chester, you say
the funniest things.
(SOBBING)
I'm unworthy. Let me in.
Let me in.
(ROOSTER CROWING)
Breakfast!
Hey, where's Chesty?
Take me back. Take me back.
I want to be unworthy.
(THEME SONG PLAYING)