Cheaters (2022) s01e16 Episode Script
Episode 16
1
I deserved that.
Erm
I did. Er, I cheated on you.
It was, it was when I was on my
trip in Finland. Um.
I got, I got really drunk when
the flight was cancelled, and, um,
I ended up with this woman
I met in a bar.
I feel like my parents are breaking
up, man. Shut up, Paul.
Just once?
Yeah.
Erm
I, I didn't know how
to tell you, really.
No, I'm glad you told me.
Really?
I mean, it's not like I'm an angel.
I did sleep with someone
else first.
What?! Paul.
Shut up.
Look, I mean,
let's be honest with each other.
Things haven't been right
with us for a bit. Right?
Yeah. I think,
I think that's fair to say.
I think we both just freaked out
because we were so happy
for so long.
But that's normal, I think?
But you
You still want me, right?
Of course.
And what about her?
I love you, Esther.
Cool.
Yeah. Cool then.
Shall we go home?
Yeah.
Tell me how I can make you
feel better.
Or at least feel something else.
For a minute.
No.
Come on. Anything.
Can you tell me about you and Josh?
About what you did together.
Erm
We kissed.
In the hotel bar.
We were drunk.
And we went up.
And we were pulling off
each other's clothes
before we even closed
the door.
Yeah, we were naked,
and standing up,
and he touched my hip,
and it'd just been such
a long time.
No, I'm sorry.
No No, it's good.
I like it.
Then what?
Erm
We pressed up against
the door,
and I pulled him into me
..and we fucked.
Did it feel good?
Yeah. It felt really good.
You know, some people, the first
time, they can't get a rhythm,
but
Yeah, not me and him.
Did you come?
Every single time we touched,
it just gave us another
jolt of energy.
# Outside my guy is trying to find
a little spare time
# Unwind with me a minute
# I've got red wine, no lie
# And since there's two of us
# Let's put the tunes
on up loud #
Can someone just get me an IPA?
# I wanna see what you make me do
# And how I know you think it may be
too soon
# Come round and show me
what you've got
# Cos it feels right
# And if I follow you
# I know that I should hesitate
# But it feels right
# Just the thought of you
gives me the taste
# I know I'll crave
# But it feels right
# And if I follow you I know
that I should hesitate #
Someone's shagging in the gents.
What? There is fucking going on
in one of the cubicles.
Yes. I want to hear.
Yeah, let's all go.
No, no, no, they'll be done any
minute by the sounds of it.
Oh, my God. Nina, it's them.
Oh, good on them.
His dad's just died.
That's exactly what I'd do after
my dad's funeral, to be honest.
Oh
Hey.
Hey. Hey. I'm sorry.
Well, thank you.
I'm going to get some shots.
Who wants some shots?
Yeah. Err, yeah, I'll give,
I'll give you a hand.
No, thanks.
You, erm, you doing all right?
Yeah. I'm doing better than I was
when I woke up.
I just need to keep doing things.
Have people around.
Yeah, and lots of shots.
Come on, who wants to lose at pool?
Come on then. Huh? Come on.
Yes!
Right, I'm thinking we do teams.
THUD
Oh, sorry about that.
What's your team name?
Just play!
You've got to have
a team name, though.
So, you and Zack seem cosy again.
What's that supposed to mean?
Nothing.
Just that, I was in the loo.
OK. Congratulations.
No, I mean, I was in the loo
when you were in there,
so, congratulations to you,
actually, I guess.
Mm.
I'm genuinely happy that you're
having sex with your husband, who
you weren't having sex with, and you
were about to leave. It's great.
OK, why do you give a shit, Josh?
I don't. Good.
Because you're
getting married, remember?
Mm.
Hey, Everyone.
Esther and myself have come up
with a plan.
Since it is still technically
my dad's wake,
everyone back to ours
for an afterparty, huh?
CHEERING
Get that down you.
Thank you.
# You know you need it
# Make what you want
and I'll make what you see, yeah
# See it in your eyes
# See it in your eyes
# See it in your eyes #
I deserved that.
Erm
I did. Er, I cheated on you.
It was, it was when I was on my
trip in Finland. Um.
I got, I got really drunk when
the flight was cancelled, and, um,
I ended up with this woman
I met in a bar.
I feel like my parents are breaking
up, man. Shut up, Paul.
Just once?
Yeah.
Erm
I, I didn't know how
to tell you, really.
No, I'm glad you told me.
Really?
I mean, it's not like I'm an angel.
I did sleep with someone
else first.
What?! Paul.
Shut up.
Look, I mean,
let's be honest with each other.
Things haven't been right
with us for a bit. Right?
Yeah. I think,
I think that's fair to say.
I think we both just freaked out
because we were so happy
for so long.
But that's normal, I think?
But you
You still want me, right?
Of course.
And what about her?
I love you, Esther.
Cool.
Yeah. Cool then.
Shall we go home?
Yeah.
Tell me how I can make you
feel better.
Or at least feel something else.
For a minute.
No.
Come on. Anything.
Can you tell me about you and Josh?
About what you did together.
Erm
We kissed.
In the hotel bar.
We were drunk.
And we went up.
And we were pulling off
each other's clothes
before we even closed
the door.
Yeah, we were naked,
and standing up,
and he touched my hip,
and it'd just been such
a long time.
No, I'm sorry.
No No, it's good.
I like it.
Then what?
Erm
We pressed up against
the door,
and I pulled him into me
..and we fucked.
Did it feel good?
Yeah. It felt really good.
You know, some people, the first
time, they can't get a rhythm,
but
Yeah, not me and him.
Did you come?
Every single time we touched,
it just gave us another
jolt of energy.
# Outside my guy is trying to find
a little spare time
# Unwind with me a minute
# I've got red wine, no lie
# And since there's two of us
# Let's put the tunes
on up loud #
Can someone just get me an IPA?
# I wanna see what you make me do
# And how I know you think it may be
too soon
# Come round and show me
what you've got
# Cos it feels right
# And if I follow you
# I know that I should hesitate
# But it feels right
# Just the thought of you
gives me the taste
# I know I'll crave
# But it feels right
# And if I follow you I know
that I should hesitate #
Someone's shagging in the gents.
What? There is fucking going on
in one of the cubicles.
Yes. I want to hear.
Yeah, let's all go.
No, no, no, they'll be done any
minute by the sounds of it.
Oh, my God. Nina, it's them.
Oh, good on them.
His dad's just died.
That's exactly what I'd do after
my dad's funeral, to be honest.
Oh
Hey.
Hey. Hey. I'm sorry.
Well, thank you.
I'm going to get some shots.
Who wants some shots?
Yeah. Err, yeah, I'll give,
I'll give you a hand.
No, thanks.
You, erm, you doing all right?
Yeah. I'm doing better than I was
when I woke up.
I just need to keep doing things.
Have people around.
Yeah, and lots of shots.
Come on, who wants to lose at pool?
Come on then. Huh? Come on.
Yes!
Right, I'm thinking we do teams.
THUD
Oh, sorry about that.
What's your team name?
Just play!
You've got to have
a team name, though.
So, you and Zack seem cosy again.
What's that supposed to mean?
Nothing.
Just that, I was in the loo.
OK. Congratulations.
No, I mean, I was in the loo
when you were in there,
so, congratulations to you,
actually, I guess.
Mm.
I'm genuinely happy that you're
having sex with your husband, who
you weren't having sex with, and you
were about to leave. It's great.
OK, why do you give a shit, Josh?
I don't. Good.
Because you're
getting married, remember?
Mm.
Hey, Everyone.
Esther and myself have come up
with a plan.
Since it is still technically
my dad's wake,
everyone back to ours
for an afterparty, huh?
CHEERING
Get that down you.
Thank you.
# You know you need it
# Make what you want
and I'll make what you see, yeah
# See it in your eyes
# See it in your eyes
# See it in your eyes #