Harvey Beaks (2015) s01e16 Episode Script

1 Harvey Harvey Harvey Love me to me, love me to you - # You do me love # - Hey, Claire.
Beach and the sand - Oh.
Hi, Foo.
- Do you want to go for a ride? We never split I hashtag commit - Are you gonna eat that? - Yeah oh.
Never mind.
- Claire, I have something to ask you.
- Y-Yes, Foo? Will you be my - girlfriend? - Ah! Oh, Foo, of course I will.
Love me to me, love me to you You do me love to you Love me to me, to me - Claire! - Ah! - Piri, where are we going? - Welcome to the secret circle.
Hi.
Whatever is revealed in the circle stays in the circle.
You may enter.
Zhoov! Zshh! Okay, the circle is now closed.
Time is moving so fast, and we are all growing into incredible women.
- I'm not a girl.
- Let's all share our deepest secrets.
I'll go first.
My secret is, sometimes I I don't really like cinnamon buns! - Kratz, your turn.
- Well, I think I'm growing an extra toe.
Lame! My turn! The truth is, I'm good at everything, and I don't even try.
My secret's the best! I win! - Claire, what about you? - Oh, uh, I don't know.
- It's It's dumb.
- You're in a safe place.
Um, okay, well, my secret is I have a crush on Foo.
That's beautiful.
- You have to tell him.
- What? I thought our secrets stayed in the circle.
But, Claire, this is amazing! You have to shout this from the mountains.
There are some feelings you have to bottle up forever.
You can't just blurt everything out.
Hey, dudes.
I wanted to see what life was like as a ball.
Foo, Claire has something she wants to tell you.
What? No, I don't.
Go ahead.
It'll be fine.
- No, I don't want to.
- Ah! - Rah! Give it! - Hey! - Foo is my boyfriend now.
- Oh, okay.
- Why would she do that after I just said - What the heck? Princess thinks she can just steal my brother? Nuh-uh, I am breaking them up right now.
- I wanna help.
- No offense, Claire, but you'd just slow me down.
Have you ever even swung a mace? I don't What's a mace? Is that like a hair clip? Claire, Claire, stop talking.
I'm gonna go now.
Wait, I want to come too.
I'll swing a mace.
I'll take a life.
I'll do whatever it takes! Um, okay.
You can carry my stuff.
Then I'll have a chance to win Foo for myself.
- What are you doing? - Nothing.
Gotcha! Ooh, hey! Catch the laser.
Okay, Foo, entertain me.
- Do an impression of something.
- Okay.
- Ta-da! - Mm-kay, now tell me something sweet.
My head is full of blood.
Ugh, she's got to be stopped.
Here's my plan.
I have a mace.
- Okay, and then what? - Um, I just said, "I have a mace.
" How about I create a distraction, and then you go rescue Foo? - Hmm, go on.
- Princess loves shiny things, so I'll get her attention with these trophies that my sister won.
I stole them.
Don't tell her.
I'm impressed.
You're braver than I thought.
R-Really? Thanks.
Okay, now do some somersaults.
Ow! What the heck? Shiny.
Okay, Fee.
The owl is in flight.
Shiny, shiny, shiny! Foo, I'm rescuing you, and I look really cool right now.
Ah! Okay, Foo, let's go.
Oh.
Rats, she's gotten into his head.
- Nice mace work, though.
- Thanks.
I trained myself.
Come on, Foo.
Hold still.
If you're gonna be seen with me, you have to up your game.
Right now you're a two, but I will make you a ten.
I got to go get all my dad's expensive lotions.
Princess' house is so easy to break into.
Okay, what if we made Foo really ugly? Princess would totally dump him.
Making Foo ugly will be pretty hard.
But I have this.
I tried to make spaghetti sauce once, but it turned out evil.
Perfect.
Heh-heh, you're a genius.
Hold still.
I'm making you pretty.
I'll dump the whole jar.
I don't even care.
Oh.
My hands look like Harvey's feet.
Ew, ew, ew! Am I a ten yet? I-I can't be seen with you like this.
Ugh! This is a "make it work" moment.
La la la la Ah, look, she's coming.
Quick, give me your glasses.
Ah, that sign! Froyo and attention? Give me all of it! Welcome! - Put froyo in my mouth now.
- Right away, ma'am.
By the way, is that your grandma over there? What? No! That's my boyfriend.
Your boyfriend doesn't get you froyo? That's sad.
If I were you, I'd dump him.
What? No! My boyfriend's the best! Oh, yeah? Well, my boyfriend flies me everywhere.
Well, my boyfriend gets me presents made of lasers.
Pyoo! Pyoo-pyoo-pyoo! Well, my boyfriend has sugar and candy and Yeah, well, my boyfriend has all the money in the world.
Oh, yeah? Well - And he loves me, and - Well, my boyfriend - I dug a hole.
- You have to treat me better, and you have to learn how to fly.
- Okay.
- I'm glad we made up.
Oh, man, it didn't work.
I think we got under her skin this time.
- Yeah, we make a good team.
- You're pretty cool, Claire.
When we get Foo back, the three of us should throw water balloons at people or something.
Actually, Fee, I have something to tell you.
Sure.
Spill those beans.
Whoo.
Okay, the secret circle has been formed.
The truth is I have a crush on Foo! - Um, whaaa? - I like Foo? I thought you were my friend, but you're just like Princess.
You just want to get between me and my brother! W-What? - I'll just have to rescue Foo by myself.
- Wait! You know what? I hate secret circles! I drew a foot with eyes, and it's holding a ninja star.
Ugh, quit being weird.
You're running out of space.
Just draw a heart with our names.
I don't need Claire or her strategies or plans.
I just need Foo, and that's it.
Princess, you let my brother go, - or else - Or else what? You think you can take me alone? Okay, when I see Fee, I'm gonna say, "I'm sorry.
" "I didn't mean to" Oh, my gosh! Oh, no.
Fee needs my help.
I-I have to do something.
- I'm gonna spit on you.
- Not if I spit on you first.
Oh, hi, guys.
I'm just having a romantic walk with my new boyfriend.
- His name is Vance.
He's a DJ.
- Ew, what? If someone stole him from me, I'd be so jealous.
Right, Fee? Um, yeah.
Everyone wants him.
What? Hey, step off.
I want him to be my BF.
- You can't have him.
- I can't live without him.
Hey! My boyfriend is better! You guys should be fighting over him! Everyone has a crush on Vance now.
Yeah, if you don't have Vance, then you aren't the best.
- Foo, hey, I'm dumping you! - Okay.
Vance, I've waited my whole life for you.
You complete me! You're all jealous.
- What a dum-dum.
- Um, Fee, I'm sorry about before.
- Please don't hate me.
- Maybe I overreacted.
I just don't want to see Foo get hurt.
Ooh, I'm falling.
- Let's just forget about my crush.
- What? No way! Claire, listen, I think you're cool.
And Foo is cool.
So if you two want to be cool together, then you have my blessing.
- Alley-oop.
- Ah! Oof.
- Hey, Foo.
- Oh, hey, Claire.
- I have something to tell you.
- Oh, okay.
Foo, uh, I like you.
- Claire, I like you too.
- Really? Yep, and I like this rock and this leaf, and I like squishing my mouth all tiny.
But, um, do you like me in a girlfriend way? Girlfriend sure.
And this is my rock-friend, and this is my leaf-friend.
This is a fun game.
Sorry, Claire.
I don't think Foo is ready to be a boyfriend.
Eh, that's okay.
I may not have a boyfriend, but at least I have a Fee-friend.
That was my celebration burp.
Oh, okay, here's mine.
I feel alive!