Henry Danger (2014) s01e16 Episode Script
Caved In
1 [ MUSIC .]
WH--WAIT! GOOCH, SCHWOZ, DON'T LEAVE! BYE! LET'S TRY TO CHEER RAY UP! LATER! OH, COME ON, GUYS, YOU WON'T EVEN LOOK BACK AT ME? AW.
WHAT ARE GOOCH AND SCHWOZ RUNNING FROM? RAY.
BECAUSE HE'S IN A REALLY BAD MOOD.
WHY? BECAUSE IT'S HIS SUPER ANNIVERSARY.
SUPER THE ANNIVERSARY OF WHEN HE WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD, WHEN HE GOT DENSITIZED AND BECAME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
OOH, FUN, WE SHOULD CELEBRATE.
NO.
I MEAN "NO.
" BUT WHY NOT? RAY HATES HIS SUPER ANNIVERSARY.
WHY? BECAUSE WHEN RAY'S DAD REALIZED HE WAS INDESTRUCTIBLE, HE TOOK HIM OUT OF SCHOOL AND STARTED TRAINING HIM TO BE A SUPERHERO.
YEAH? AND NOW HE FEELS LIKE HE MISSED OUT ON ALL THE FUN OF BEING A NORMAL KID.
AW, THAT'S SO SAD.
YEAH.
HE NEVER GOT TO GO CAMPING, RIDE ROLLER COASTERS.
HE NEVER EVEN LEARNED HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.
HMM.
MY UNCLE ROSCO NEVER LEARNED HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.
HOW COME? BECAUSE WHEN HE WAS A KID HE ALREADY WEIGHED 400 POUNDS.
THE BIKES JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT.
POOR BIKES.
[ BELL RINGS .]
HEY.
NEED SOME HELP? I WAS JUST WONDERING IF I COULD TRY OU THAT PIANO OVER THERE.
SURE, GO AHEAD.
OH, WILL YOU HELP ME ORGANIZE THESE BAMBOO-- HEY, HEY, HEY.
WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET OUT HERE? OH, IT'S JUST A CUSTOMER CHECKING OUT THE PIANO.
HEY! HEY, YOU! HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED HOW TO PLAY THAT CRUMMY SONG YET? [ CRIES .]
RAY.
MUST YOU TORTURE THE CHILDREN? AH, JUST FORGET EVERYTHING.
STUPID SUPER ANNIVERSARY.
THIS KNOB IS STILL LOOSE! OH.
[ MUMBLING .]
WELL, I SEE WHY GOOCH AND SCHWOZ GOT OUT OF HERE.
I KNOW, RIGHT? EXCUSE ME, KIDS.
I LEFT $8,000 IN A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER.
HAVE YOU SEEN IT? NO.
SORRY.
AH.
OH NO.
I'M ALL RIGHT.
I'M ALL RIGHT.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? NO.
WHO STILL READS NEWSPAPERS? IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB.
AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AH! I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND ME A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
NOW I PROTEC THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
WHO CALL ME HE TURNED OUT TO BE YOU KNOW THE NAME.
CAPTAIN MAN.
THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
IN TIME, I REALIZED THA BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
HE WANTED SOME HELP.
I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
I, HENRY HART PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK.
IT IS DONE.
NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
AND FIGHT CRIME.
FEELS GOOD.
CALL IT.
UP THE TUBE! OH, MY BOOT.
HA! [ ELEVATOR DINGS .]
OR DINGS .]
CAN I TAKE OFF MY BLINDFOLD NOW? NO.
BUT I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
DON'T WORRY.
WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET YOU FALL.
CAN'T I JUST-- AH! AH.
AH.
DID YOU-- I THOUGHT-- SO THIS IS THE SURPRISE? YOU GUYS BLINDFOLD ME AND TRY TO KILL ME? NO.
SORRY, OUR BAD.
ALL RIGHT, RAY.
NOW, WHIP OFF THAT BLINDFOLD.
BOTH: HAPPY SUPER ANNIVERSARY! I DON'T GET IT.
YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE THE ULTIMATE KID'S WEEKEND OF FUN.
WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? SINCE YOU MISSED OU WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? SINCE YOU MISSED OU ON BEING A REAL KID SINCE YOU MISSED OU ON BEING A REAL KID THIS WEEKEND WE'RE GOING ON BEING A REAL KID THIS WEEKEND WE'RE GOING TO DO ALL THE FUN KID STUFF THIS WEEKEND WE'RE GOING TO DO ALL THE FUN KID STUFF YOU MISSED OUT ON.
TO DO ALL THE FUN KID STUFF YOU MISSED OUT ON.
WHAT? REALLY? YOU MISSED OUT ON.
WHAT? REALLY? YEAH.
WHAT? REALLY? YEAH.
LOOK, WE GOT CAMPING EQUIPMENT.
YEAH.
LOOK, WE GOT CAMPING EQUIPMENT.
TICKETS TO SIX POLES LOOK, WE GOT CAMPING EQUIPMENT.
TICKETS TO SIX POLES OVER SWELLVIEW.
TICKETS TO SIX POLES OVER SWELLVIEW.
A COOL NEW BIKE.
OVER SWELLVIEW.
A COOL NEW BIKE.
WHOA.
A COOL NEW BIKE.
WHOA.
HOLD UP.
WHOA.
HOLD UP.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.
HOLD UP.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.
GOOCH TOLD US.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.
GOOCH TOLD US.
SO WE'RE GOING TO TEACH YOU.
GOOCH TOLD US.
SO WE'RE GOING TO TEACH YOU.
HONEST? SO WE'RE GOING TO TEACH YOU.
HONEST? TOTALLY.
HONEST? TOTALLY.
YEAH.
TOTALLY.
YEAH.
HEY, YOU EVEN GOT US YEAH.
HEY, YOU EVEN GOT US MATCHING T-SHIRTS.
HEY, YOU EVEN GOT US MATCHING T-SHIRTS.
YEP.
MATCHING T-SHIRTS.
YEP.
UH-HUH.
YEP.
UH-HUH.
FOR RAY'S WEEKEND OF FUM.
UH-HUH.
FOR RAY'S WEEKEND OF FUM.
FUM? FOR RAY'S WEEKEND OF FUM.
FUM? THE T-SHIRT STORE MESSED UP.
FUM? THE T-SHIRT STORE MESSED UP.
OH, OKAY.
THE T-SHIRT STORE MESSED UP.
OH, OKAY.
BUT WHY ARE THERE OH, OKAY.
BUT WHY ARE THERE FIVE T-SHIRTS? BUT WHY ARE THERE FIVE T-SHIRTS? TELL RAY WHO'S COMING.
FIVE T-SHIRTS? TELL RAY WHO'S COMING.
OUR FRIEND JASPER TELL RAY WHO'S COMING.
OUR FRIEND JASPER AND HENRY'S LITTLE SISTER, OUR FRIEND JASPER AND HENRY'S LITTLE SISTER, PIPER.
AND HENRY'S LITTLE SISTER, PIPER.
AW, NO.
WHY? PIPER.
AW, NO.
WHY? WELL, PIPER AW, NO.
WHY? WELL, PIPER SPRAINED HER ANKLE.
WELL, PIPER SPRAINED HER ANKLE.
SO? SPRAINED HER ANKLE.
SO? SHE'S ON CRUTCHES.
SO? SHE'S ON CRUTCHES.
SO WHEN WE GET TO SIX POLES, SHE'S ON CRUTCHES.
SO WHEN WE GET TO SIX POLES, WE GET TO GO TO THE FRON SO WHEN WE GET TO SIX POLES, WE GET TO GO TO THE FRON OF THE LINE FOR ALL THE RIDES.
WE GET TO GO TO THE FRON OF THE LINE FOR ALL THE RIDES.
AH.
OF THE LINE FOR ALL THE RIDES.
AH.
AND WHY ARE WE BRINGING AH.
AND WHY ARE WE BRINGING YOUR BUCKET-LOVING FRIEND AND WHY ARE WE BRINGING YOUR BUCKET-LOVING FRIEND WITH THE SWEATY HANDS? YOUR BUCKET-LOVING FRIEND WITH THE SWEATY HANDS? BECAUSE THAT'S JASPER'S WITH THE SWEATY HANDS? BECAUSE THAT'S JASPER'S CAMPING STUFF.
BECAUSE THAT'S JASPER'S CAMPING STUFF.
AND WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW HIM, CAMPING STUFF.
AND WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW HIM, HE'S A LOT OF FUM.
AND WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW HIM, HE'S A LOT OF FUM.
NOW, PUT ON YOUR T-SHIR HE'S A LOT OF FUM.
NOW, PUT ON YOUR T-SHIR AND LET THE FUM BEGIN.
NOW, PUT ON YOUR T-SHIR AND LET THE FUM BEGIN.
YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS AND LET THE FUM BEGIN.
YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS ARE REALLY SWEE YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS ARE REALLY SWEE TO DO ALL THIS FOR ME.
ARE REALLY SWEE TO DO ALL THIS FOR ME.
IS IT REALLY TIME FOR ME TO DO ALL THIS FOR ME.
IS IT REALLY TIME FOR ME TO PUT ON MY SPECIAL T-SHIRT? IS IT REALLY TIME FOR ME TO PUT ON MY SPECIAL T-SHIRT? SURE.
TO PUT ON MY SPECIAL T-SHIRT? SURE.
YEAH, GET IN THERE.
SURE.
YEAH, GET IN THERE.
[ BELL RINGING .]
YEAH, GET IN THERE.
[ BELL RINGING .]
SOMEONE'S RINGING [ BELL RINGING .]
SOMEONE'S RINGING THE BELL UPSTAIRS.
SOMEONE'S RINGING THE BELL UPSTAIRS.
I'LL CHECK IT.
THE BELL UPSTAIRS.
I'LL CHECK IT.
AH, IT'S JASPER AND PIPER.
I'LL CHECK IT.
AH, IT'S JASPER AND PIPER.
I'LL LET THEM IN.
AH, IT'S JASPER AND PIPER.
I'LL LET THEM IN.
[ DOOR BUZZES .]
I'LL LET THEM IN.
[ DOOR BUZZES .]
THIS ONE MIGHT BE PIPER'S.
[ DOOR BUZZES .]
THIS ONE MIGHT BE PIPER'S.
MOVE, I'M INJURED.
THIS ONE MIGHT BE PIPER'S.
MOVE, I'M INJURED.
PUSHY.
MOVE, I'M INJURED.
PUSHY.
HEY, HENRY, WHERE ARE YOU? PUSHY.
HEY, HENRY, WHERE ARE YOU? HURRY UP! HEY, HENRY, WHERE ARE YOU? HURRY UP! YOU KNOW, ONE DAY I WOULD HURRY UP! YOU KNOW, ONE DAY I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE MY OWN STORE.
YOU KNOW, ONE DAY I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE MY OWN STORE.
YAWN.
LOVE TO HAVE MY OWN STORE.
YAWN.
HEY, THERE'S A BUNCH YAWN.
HEY, THERE'S A BUNCH OF SWITCHES BACK HERE.
HEY, THERE'S A BUNCH OF SWITCHES BACK HERE.
OH, THIS ONE SAYS OF SWITCHES BACK HERE.
OH, THIS ONE SAYS "DINOSAUR FLAMES.
" OH, THIS ONE SAYS "DINOSAUR FLAMES.
" YEAH.
I DID THAT.
"DINOSAUR FLAMES.
" YEAH.
I DID THAT.
YEAH, YOU'RE A BIG BOY NOW.
YEAH.
I DID THAT.
YEAH, YOU'RE A BIG BOY NOW.
OOH, THIS ONE SAYS YEAH, YOU'RE A BIG BOY NOW.
OOH, THIS ONE SAYS "RELEASE DRUM SET.
" OOH, THIS ONE SAYS "RELEASE DRUM SET.
" I WONDER WHAT THAT DOES.
"RELEASE DRUM SET.
" I WONDER WHAT THAT DOES.
YOU ALMOST DROPPED I WONDER WHAT THAT DOES.
YOU ALMOST DROPPED AN ENTIRE DRUM SET ON MY HEAD.
YOU ALMOST DROPPED AN ENTIRE DRUM SET ON MY HEAD.
NOT AN ENTIRE DRUM SET.
AN ENTIRE DRUM SET ON MY HEAD.
NOT AN ENTIRE DRUM SET.
I DIDN'T SEE ANY CYMBALS.
NOT AN ENTIRE DRUM SET.
I DIDN'T SEE ANY CYMBALS.
WEIRD.
I DIDN'T SEE ANY CYMBALS.
WEIRD.
THIS ONE SAYS WEIRD.
THIS ONE SAYS "EMERGENCY LOCK DOWN.
" THIS ONE SAYS "EMERGENCY LOCK DOWN.
" HMM.
"EMERGENCY LOCK DOWN.
" HMM.
DON'T FLIP THAT LEVER.
HMM.
DON'T FLIP THAT LEVER.
HEY.
DON'T FLIP THAT LEVER.
HEY.
I'M THE BIG BOY HERE.
HEY.
I'M THE BIG BOY HERE.
[ ALARM BUZZING .]
I'M THE BIG BOY HERE.
[ ALARM BUZZING .]
WHAT'S GOING ON? [ ALARM BUZZING .]
WHAT'S GOING ON? I DON'T KNOW, BUT I HOPE WHAT'S GOING ON? I DON'T KNOW, BUT I HOPE IT'S NOT WHAT I THINK IT IS.
I DON'T KNOW, BUT I HOPE IT'S NOT WHAT I THINK IT IS.
WHAT DID YOU DO? IT'S NOT WHAT I THINK IT IS.
WHAT DID YOU DO? I FLIPPED THE LEVER.
WHAT DID YOU DO? I FLIPPED THE LEVER.
WELL, I TOLD YOU I FLIPPED THE LEVER.
WELL, I TOLD YOU NOT TO FLIP THE LEVER.
WELL, I TOLD YOU NOT TO FLIP THE LEVER.
I SHOULD'VE LISTENED.
NOT TO FLIP THE LEVER.
I SHOULD'VE LISTENED.
THERE.
I SHOULD'VE LISTENED.
THERE.
WHAT HAPPENED? THERE.
WHAT HAPPENED? GO SEE IF THE ELEVATOR WORKS.
WHAT HAPPENED? GO SEE IF THE ELEVATOR WORKS.
OKAY.
GO SEE IF THE ELEVATOR WORKS.
OKAY.
ON IT.
OKAY.
ON IT.
[ ZAPPING .]
ON IT.
[ ZAPPING .]
OW.
THE BUTTON SHOCKED ME.
[ ZAPPING .]
OW.
THE BUTTON SHOCKED ME.
NO WAY.
OW.
THE BUTTON SHOCKED ME.
NO WAY.
[ ZAPPING .]
NO WAY.
[ ZAPPING .]
OW.
THE BUTTON SHOCKED ME.
[ ZAPPING .]
OW.
THE BUTTON SHOCKED ME.
HENRY, TRY THE BIG SPROCKET.
OW.
THE BUTTON SHOCKED ME.
HENRY, TRY THE BIG SPROCKET.
CHARLOTTE, GO SEE HENRY, TRY THE BIG SPROCKET.
CHARLOTTE, GO SEE IF THE SECRET DOOR OPENS.
CHARLOTTE, GO SEE IF THE SECRET DOOR OPENS.
DAH, IT WON'T GO UP.
IF THE SECRET DOOR OPENS.
DAH, IT WON'T GO UP.
WHY WON'T THIS DOOR OPEN? DAH, IT WON'T GO UP.
WHY WON'T THIS DOOR OPEN? AH.
WHY WON'T THIS DOOR OPEN? AH.
WHAT? AH.
WHAT? THE TUBE'S NOT WORKING EITHER? WHAT? THE TUBE'S NOT WORKING EITHER? NOPE.
THE TUBE'S NOT WORKING EITHER? NOPE.
WE'RE ON EMERGENCY LOCK DOWN.
NOPE.
WE'RE ON EMERGENCY LOCK DOWN.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WE'RE ON EMERGENCY LOCK DOWN.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? IT'S PAR WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? IT'S PAR OF OUR SECURITY SYSTEM.
IT'S PAR OF OUR SECURITY SYSTEM.
IF SOME CRIMINAL FINDS OU OF OUR SECURITY SYSTEM.
IF SOME CRIMINAL FINDS OU THAT I WORK DOWN HERE IF SOME CRIMINAL FINDS OU THAT I WORK DOWN HERE AND TRIES TO FORCE HIS WAY IN, THAT I WORK DOWN HERE AND TRIES TO FORCE HIS WAY IN, GOOCH CAN FLIP A SWITCH UPSTAIRS AND TRIES TO FORCE HIS WAY IN, GOOCH CAN FLIP A SWITCH UPSTAIRS AND LOCK THE WHOLE PLACE DOWN.
GOOCH CAN FLIP A SWITCH UPSTAIRS AND LOCK THE WHOLE PLACE DOWN.
BUT THE ONLY PEOPLE AND LOCK THE WHOLE PLACE DOWN.
BUT THE ONLY PEOPLE UPSTAIRS NOW ARE PIPER AND BUT THE ONLY PEOPLE UPSTAIRS NOW ARE PIPER AND BOTH: JASPER.
UPSTAIRS NOW ARE PIPER AND BOTH: JASPER.
WHO YOU CALLING? BOTH: JASPER.
WHO YOU CALLING? JASPER.
WHO YOU CALLING? JASPER.
TO LET HIM KNOW TO FLIP-- JASPER.
TO LET HIM KNOW TO FLIP-- NOPE.
TO LET HIM KNOW TO FLIP-- NOPE.
WHAT? NOPE.
WHAT? EMERGENCY LOCK DOWN MODE WHAT? EMERGENCY LOCK DOWN MODE BLOCKS ALL TRANSMITTERS EMERGENCY LOCK DOWN MODE BLOCKS ALL TRANSMITTERS AND RECEIVERS, BLOCKS ALL TRANSMITTERS AND RECEIVERS, INCLUDING CELL PHONES.
AND RECEIVERS, INCLUDING CELL PHONES.
PIPER, BE QUIET.
INCLUDING CELL PHONES.
PIPER, BE QUIET.
I'M TRYING TO OPEN THE DOOR.
PIPER, BE QUIET.
I'M TRYING TO OPEN THE DOOR.
BUT MY PHONE'S I'M TRYING TO OPEN THE DOOR.
BUT MY PHONE'S NOT GETTING ANY SIGNAL.
BUT MY PHONE'S NOT GETTING ANY SIGNAL.
WELL, TRY MOVING AROUND.
NOT GETTING ANY SIGNAL.
WELL, TRY MOVING AROUND.
[ ZAPPING .]
OW.
WELL, TRY MOVING AROUND.
[ ZAPPING .]
OW.
[ ZAPPING .]
AH.
[ ZAPPING .]
OW.
[ ZAPPING .]
AH.
YOU SEE THAT? [ ZAPPING .]
AH.
YOU SEE THAT? IT'S LIKE A FORCE FIELD YOU SEE THAT? IT'S LIKE A FORCE FIELD BLOCKING ME FROM IT'S LIKE A FORCE FIELD BLOCKING ME FROM HEY.
YOU'RE WALKING BLOCKING ME FROM HEY.
YOU'RE WALKING WITHOUT YOUR CRUTCHES.
HEY.
YOU'RE WALKING WITHOUT YOUR CRUTCHES.
SO? WITHOUT YOUR CRUTCHES.
SO? YOU DON'T HAVE SO? YOU DON'T HAVE A SPRAINED ANKLE.
YOU DON'T HAVE A SPRAINED ANKLE.
DER.
A SPRAINED ANKLE.
DER.
WHY'D YOU LIE? DER.
WHY'D YOU LIE? BECAUSE WE'RE GOING WHY'D YOU LIE? BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO SIX POLES BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO SIX POLES TO RIDE ROLLER COASTERS, TO SIX POLES TO RIDE ROLLER COASTERS, AND WHEN YOU'RE ON CRUTCHES TO RIDE ROLLER COASTERS, AND WHEN YOU'RE ON CRUTCHES THEY LET YOU CU AND WHEN YOU'RE ON CRUTCHES THEY LET YOU CU TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE.
THEY LET YOU CU TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE.
YOU'RE SO BAD.
TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE.
YOU'RE SO BAD.
CAN'T YOU CANCEL YOU'RE SO BAD.
CAN'T YOU CANCEL THE LOCK DOWN? CAN'T YOU CANCEL THE LOCK DOWN? ARG.
NO.
THE LOCK DOWN? ARG.
NO.
NOT FOR 48 HOURS.
ARG.
NO.
NOT FOR 48 HOURS.
THAT'S TWO DAYS.
NOT FOR 48 HOURS.
THAT'S TWO DAYS.
YES, YOUR MATH IS PERFECT.
THAT'S TWO DAYS.
YES, YOUR MATH IS PERFECT.
WELL, I DON'T GE YES, YOUR MATH IS PERFECT.
WELL, I DON'T GE WHY WE CAN'T JUST-- WELL, I DON'T GE WHY WE CAN'T JUST-- LISTEN.
WHY WE CAN'T JUST-- LISTEN.
THE LOCK DOWN IS ON A TIMER.
LISTEN.
THE LOCK DOWN IS ON A TIMER.
ONCE YOU FLIP THAT SWITCH, THE LOCK DOWN IS ON A TIMER.
ONCE YOU FLIP THAT SWITCH, THIS WHOLE PLACE ONCE YOU FLIP THAT SWITCH, THIS WHOLE PLACE IS LIKE A BANK VAUL THIS WHOLE PLACE IS LIKE A BANK VAUL SEALED TIGHT.
IS LIKE A BANK VAUL SEALED TIGHT.
NOBODY GETS IN OR OUT.
SEALED TIGHT.
NOBODY GETS IN OR OUT.
AND THERE'S NOTHING NOBODY GETS IN OR OUT.
AND THERE'S NOTHING ON THIS EARTH AND THERE'S NOTHING ON THIS EARTH THAT CAN CHANGE THAT.
ON THIS EARTH THAT CAN CHANGE THAT.
EXCEPT FOR SCHWOZ, THAT CAN CHANGE THAT.
EXCEPT FOR SCHWOZ, AND HE'S WITH GOOCH EXCEPT FOR SCHWOZ, AND HE'S WITH GOOCH IN PALM SPRINGS.
AND HE'S WITH GOOCH IN PALM SPRINGS.
SO, UPSTAIRS, JUNK-N-STUFF IN PALM SPRINGS.
SO, UPSTAIRS, JUNK-N-STUFF IS ON LOCK DOWN, TOO? SO, UPSTAIRS, JUNK-N-STUFF IS ON LOCK DOWN, TOO? UH-HUH.
IS ON LOCK DOWN, TOO? UH-HUH.
WHICH MEANS JASPER AND PIPER UH-HUH.
WHICH MEANS JASPER AND PIPER ARE TRAPPED UP THERE TOGETHER.
WHICH MEANS JASPER AND PIPER ARE TRAPPED UP THERE TOGETHER.
OH MY GOD.
ARE TRAPPED UP THERE TOGETHER.
OH MY GOD.
THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
OH MY GOD.
THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
YOU TRIED TO KILL ME I DIDN'T KNOW.
YOU TRIED TO KILL ME WITH DRUMS.
YOU TRIED TO KILL ME WITH DRUMS.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
WITH DRUMS.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
AND JUST ONE MORE BATTERY T OY TO CONNECT.
OKAY.
THE PANEL'S ALL SET.
TO CONNECT.
OKAY.
THE PANEL'S ALL SET.
GOOD.
OKAY.
THE PANEL'S ALL SET.
GOOD.
NOW, HOPEFULLY THESE BATTERIES GOOD.
NOW, HOPEFULLY THESE BATTERIES WILL PRODUCE ENOUGH POWER NOW, HOPEFULLY THESE BATTERIES WILL PRODUCE ENOUGH POWER TO GET ONE TUBE WORKING WILL PRODUCE ENOUGH POWER TO GET ONE TUBE WORKING SO WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE.
TO GET ONE TUBE WORKING SO WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE.
WHO'S GOING UP THE TUBE? SO WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE.
WHO'S GOING UP THE TUBE? IT HAS TO BE CHARLOTTE.
WHO'S GOING UP THE TUBE? IT HAS TO BE CHARLOTTE.
WHY? IT HAS TO BE CHARLOTTE.
WHY? BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE WHY? BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE MUCH POWER HERE, BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE MUCH POWER HERE, AND SHE'S THE LIGHTEST.
MUCH POWER HERE, AND SHE'S THE LIGHTEST.
YEAH.
AND SHE'S THE LIGHTEST.
YEAH.
CHUBBY.
YEAH.
CHUBBY.
OKAY, CHARLOTTE, CHUBBY.
OKAY, CHARLOTTE, GET UP THERE.
OKAY, CHARLOTTE, GET UP THERE.
YOU DON'T HAVE GET UP THERE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE.
YOU BETTER COME BACK FOR US.
TO TELL ME TWICE.
YOU BETTER COME BACK FOR US.
AND BRING A PIZZA.
YOU BETTER COME BACK FOR US.
AND BRING A PIZZA.
A BIG PIZZA.
AND BRING A PIZZA.
A BIG PIZZA.
LET'S JUST GET ME A BIG PIZZA.
LET'S JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE FIRST.
LET'S JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE FIRST.
STAND BY.
OUT OF HERE FIRST.
STAND BY.
GOOD.
STAND BY.
GOOD.
NOW, GO FOR IT.
GOOD.
NOW, GO FOR IT.
UP THE TUBE! NOW, GO FOR IT.
UP THE TUBE! INCREASE SUCKAGE! UP THE TUBE! INCREASE SUCKAGE! INCREASING SUCKAGE! INCREASE SUCKAGE! INCREASING SUCKAGE! BYE! INCREASING SUCKAGE! BYE! IT WORKED.
BYE! IT WORKED.
BOTH: BOOM.
IT WORKED.
BOTH: BOOM.
[ SCREAMS .]
BOTH: BOOM.
[ SCREAMS .]
OOF.
[ SCREAMS .]
OOF.
UGH.
OOF.
UGH.
YOU DIDN'T GET THE BIG PIZZA.
UGH.
YOU DIDN'T GET THE BIG PIZZA.
NO I DIDN'T GE YOU DIDN'T GET THE BIG PIZZA.
NO I DIDN'T GE THE BIG PIZZA.
NO I DIDN'T GE THE BIG PIZZA.
OPEN.
THE BIG PIZZA.
OPEN.
[ ZAPPING .]
GAH.
OPEN.
[ ZAPPING .]
GAH.
OPEN.
[ ZAPPING .]
GAH.
OPEN.
[ ZAPPING .]
GAH.
OPEN.
[ ZAPPING .]
GAH.
PIPER, GET BACK IN HERE.
[ ZAPPING .]
GAH.
PIPER, GET BACK IN HERE.
UGH.
PIPER, GET BACK IN HERE.
UGH.
THE ELEVATOR WON'T OPEN.
UGH.
THE ELEVATOR WON'T OPEN.
SO? THE ELEVATOR WON'T OPEN.
SO? WE DON'T EVEN KNOW SO? WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THAT ELEVATOR GOES.
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THAT ELEVATOR GOES.
I KNOW IT GOES AWAY FROM YOU WHERE THAT ELEVATOR GOES.
I KNOW IT GOES AWAY FROM YOU AND THAT'S ENOUGH.
I KNOW IT GOES AWAY FROM YOU AND THAT'S ENOUGH.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT DOWN AND THAT'S ENOUGH.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT DOWN AND RELAX? WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT DOWN AND RELAX? I HAVEN'T HAD PHONE SERVICE AND RELAX? I HAVEN'T HAD PHONE SERVICE IN EIGHT HOURS.
I HAVEN'T HAD PHONE SERVICE IN EIGHT HOURS.
I CAN'T CHECK MY TEXTS IN EIGHT HOURS.
I CAN'T CHECK MY TEXTS OR MY TWIT-FLASH.
I CAN'T CHECK MY TEXTS OR MY TWIT-FLASH.
THINGS ARE TRENDING OR MY TWIT-FLASH.
THINGS ARE TRENDING AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.
THINGS ARE TRENDING AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.
INSTEAD OF YELLING AT ME, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.
INSTEAD OF YELLING AT ME, DON'T YOU THINK IT'D BE BETTER INSTEAD OF YELLING AT ME, DON'T YOU THINK IT'D BE BETTER IF WE TALK ABOU DON'T YOU THINK IT'D BE BETTER IF WE TALK ABOU OUR FOOD SITUATION? IF WE TALK ABOU OUR FOOD SITUATION? YEAH, I'M STARVING.
OUR FOOD SITUATION? YEAH, I'M STARVING.
ME TOO.
YEAH, I'M STARVING.
ME TOO.
SO, WHAT'S ME TOO.
SO, WHAT'S OUR FOOD SITUATION? SO, WHAT'S OUR FOOD SITUATION? WE DON'T HAVE ANY.
OUR FOOD SITUATION? WE DON'T HAVE ANY.
DAH.
WE DON'T HAVE ANY.
DAH.
DON'T WORRY-- DAH.
DON'T WORRY-- WE ALL BETTER GET OUT OF HERE DON'T WORRY-- WE ALL BETTER GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THOSE TWO WE ALL BETTER GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THOSE TWO KILL EACH OTHER.
BEFORE THOSE TWO KILL EACH OTHER.
THEY WON'T KILL EACH OTHER.
KILL EACH OTHER.
THEY WON'T KILL EACH OTHER.
SHE'LL KILL HIM.
THEY WON'T KILL EACH OTHER.
SHE'LL KILL HIM.
I KNEW I NEVER SHE'LL KILL HIM.
I KNEW I NEVER SHOULD'VE GOT EXCITED I KNEW I NEVER SHOULD'VE GOT EXCITED ABOUT MY DUMB SUPER ANNIVERSARY.
SHOULD'VE GOT EXCITED ABOUT MY DUMB SUPER ANNIVERSARY.
HEY.
ABOUT MY DUMB SUPER ANNIVERSARY.
HEY.
I'M REALLY SORRY JASPER HEY.
I'M REALLY SORRY JASPER GOT US TRAPPED DOWN HERE.
I'M REALLY SORRY JASPER GOT US TRAPPED DOWN HERE.
AND RUINED THE FUN WEEKEND GOT US TRAPPED DOWN HERE.
AND RUINED THE FUN WEEKEND WE HAD PLANNED FOR YOU.
AND RUINED THE FUN WEEKEND WE HAD PLANNED FOR YOU.
IT'S NOT YOUR GUYS' FAULT.
WE HAD PLANNED FOR YOU.
IT'S NOT YOUR GUYS' FAULT.
MY SUPER ANNIVERSARY IS CURSED.
IT'S NOT YOUR GUYS' FAULT.
MY SUPER ANNIVERSARY IS CURSED.
HEY.
MY SUPER ANNIVERSARY IS CURSED.
HEY.
MAYBE THE WEEKEND'S NOT RUINED.
HEY.
MAYBE THE WEEKEND'S NOT RUINED.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? MAYBE THE WEEKEND'S NOT RUINED.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? ALL THE STUFF WE PLANNED WHAT DO YOU MEAN? ALL THE STUFF WE PLANNED FOR YOUR SUPER ANNIVERSARY ALL THE STUFF WE PLANNED FOR YOUR SUPER ANNIVERSARY CAN STILL HAPPEN RIGHT HERE FOR YOUR SUPER ANNIVERSARY CAN STILL HAPPEN RIGHT HERE IN THE MAN CAVE.
CAN STILL HAPPEN RIGHT HERE IN THE MAN CAVE.
NO IT CAN'T.
IN THE MAN CAVE.
NO IT CAN'T.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? NO IT CAN'T.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? WORDS.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? WORDS.
WE GOT ALL THIS COOL STUFF WORDS.
WE GOT ALL THIS COOL STUFF WE BROUGHT AND THERE'S WE GOT ALL THIS COOL STUFF WE BROUGHT AND THERE'S OTHER JUNK AROUND HERE WE BROUGHT AND THERE'S OTHER JUNK AROUND HERE WE CAN USE.
OTHER JUNK AROUND HERE WE CAN USE.
KID-- WE CAN USE.
KID-- WE CAN STILL GO CAMPING, KID-- WE CAN STILL GO CAMPING, JUST INDOORS.
WE CAN STILL GO CAMPING, JUST INDOORS.
THERE'S EVEN ENOUGH ROOM JUST INDOORS.
THERE'S EVEN ENOUGH ROOM DOWN HERE TO TEACH RAY THERE'S EVEN ENOUGH ROOM DOWN HERE TO TEACH RAY HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.
DOWN HERE TO TEACH RAY HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.
HIS ENTHUSIASM'S INFECTIOUS.
HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.
HIS ENTHUSIASM'S INFECTIOUS.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, RAY? HIS ENTHUSIASM'S INFECTIOUS.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, RAY? I SAY WHAT DO YOU SAY, RAY? I SAY LET'S HAVE SOME FUM.
I SAY LET'S HAVE SOME FUM.
LET'S DO IT.
LET'S HAVE SOME FUM.
LET'S DO IT.
DON'T LET GO.
LET'S DO IT.
DON'T LET GO.
DON'T LET GO.
DON'T LET GO.
DON'T LET GO.
YOU'RE FINE.
DON'T LET GO.
YOU'RE FINE.
YOU'RE ALSO INDESTRUCTIBLE.
YOU'RE FINE.
YOU'RE ALSO INDESTRUCTIBLE.
WELL, I STILL YOU'RE ALSO INDESTRUCTIBLE.
WELL, I STILL DON'T WANT TO FALL.
WELL, I STILL DON'T WANT TO FALL.
JUST LOOK AHEAD, DON'T WANT TO FALL.
JUST LOOK AHEAD, KEEP YOUR BACK STRAIGHT, JUST LOOK AHEAD, KEEP YOUR BACK STRAIGHT, YOUR BUTT RIGID, KEEP YOUR BACK STRAIGHT, YOUR BUTT RIGID, AND PUMP YOUR LEGS YOUR BUTT RIGID, AND PUMP YOUR LEGS UNTIL YOU GET TO CHARLOTTE.
AND PUMP YOUR LEGS UNTIL YOU GET TO CHARLOTTE.
OKAY.
UNTIL YOU GET TO CHARLOTTE.
OKAY.
I'M RIDING.
OKAY.
I'M RIDING.
I'M DOING IT.
I'M RIDING.
I'M DOING IT.
I'M RIDING.
I'M DOING IT.
I'M RIDING.
COME ON, I'M RIDING.
COME ON, JUST GIVE ME ONE BAR.
COME ON, JUST GIVE ME ONE BAR.
YOU'RE NOT GOING JUST GIVE ME ONE BAR.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET A SIGNAL.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET A SIGNAL.
I HAVE TO TRY.
TO GET A SIGNAL.
I HAVE TO TRY.
WELL, AFTER I FINISH I HAVE TO TRY.
WELL, AFTER I FINISH PUTTING THIS DRUM SET TOGETHER, WELL, AFTER I FINISH PUTTING THIS DRUM SET TOGETHER, I'M GOING TO GET US OUT OF HERE.
PUTTING THIS DRUM SET TOGETHER, I'M GOING TO GET US OUT OF HERE.
HOW? I'M GOING TO GET US OUT OF HERE.
HOW? I'LL PLAY THEM REALLY LOUD.
HOW? I'LL PLAY THEM REALLY LOUD.
MAYBE SOMEONE WILL HEAR, I'LL PLAY THEM REALLY LOUD.
MAYBE SOMEONE WILL HEAR, CALL THE COPS TO COMPLAIN, MAYBE SOMEONE WILL HEAR, CALL THE COPS TO COMPLAIN, THEN THEY'LL COME CALL THE COPS TO COMPLAIN, THEN THEY'LL COME BUST DOWN THAT DOOR THEN THEY'LL COME BUST DOWN THAT DOOR AND SAVE US.
BUST DOWN THAT DOOR AND SAVE US.
EVEN YOUR GOOD IDEAS AND SAVE US.
EVEN YOUR GOOD IDEAS SOUND BAD.
EVEN YOUR GOOD IDEAS SOUND BAD.
NOW, AS SOON SOUND BAD.
NOW, AS SOON AS I START PLAYING, NOW, AS SOON AS I START PLAYING, YOU START YELLING, AS I START PLAYING, YOU START YELLING, "HELP.
HELP US.
" YOU START YELLING, "HELP.
HELP US.
" YEAH, YEAH.
"HELP.
HELP US.
" YEAH, YEAH.
AND YEAH, YEAH.
AND ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
AND ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
HELP.
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
HELP.
HELP US.
HELP.
HELP US.
OKAY, RAY.
HELP US.
OKAY, RAY.
NO TRAINING WHEELS.
OKAY, RAY.
NO TRAINING WHEELS.
READY? NO TRAINING WHEELS.
READY? LOCKED AND LOADED, BABY.
READY? LOCKED AND LOADED, BABY.
OKAY.
LOCKED AND LOADED, BABY.
OKAY.
DO IT.
OKAY.
DO IT.
YOU GOT IT.
DO IT.
YOU GOT IT.
YES.
YOU GOT IT.
YES.
YOU'RE DOING IT, RAY.
YES.
YOU'RE DOING IT, RAY.
I'M DOING IT.
YOU'RE DOING IT, RAY.
I'M DOING IT.
I'M RIDING ON TWO WHEELS.
I'M DOING IT.
I'M RIDING ON TWO WHEELS.
[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE .]
I'M RIDING ON TWO WHEELS.
[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE .]
AH! [ ALL TALKING AT ONCE .]
AH! [ CRASHING .]
AH! [ CRASHING .]
I'M OKAY.
[ CRASHING .]
I'M OKAY.
OKAY, PIPER, READY? I'M OKAY.
OKAY, PIPER, READY? FOR WHAT? OKAY, PIPER, READY? FOR WHAT? I'M GOING TO PLAY THE DRUMS FOR WHAT? I'M GOING TO PLAY THE DRUMS AS LOUD AS I CAN, I'M GOING TO PLAY THE DRUMS AS LOUD AS I CAN, AND YOU SCREAM FOR HELP.
AS LOUD AS I CAN, AND YOU SCREAM FOR HELP.
WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO? AND YOU SCREAM FOR HELP.
WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO? YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE, WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO? YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE, SO YOUR PHONE WILL WORK? YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE, SO YOUR PHONE WILL WORK? OR YOU WANT TO STAY TRAPPED SO YOUR PHONE WILL WORK? OR YOU WANT TO STAY TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME ALL NIGHT? OR YOU WANT TO STAY TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME ALL NIGHT? HELP! IN HERE WITH ME ALL NIGHT? HELP! AND ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
HELP! AND ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
HELP! AND ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
HELP! WE NEED SOMEBODY! HELP! WE NEED SOMEBODY! HELP! WE NEED SOMEBODY! HELP! ANYBODY! HELP! ANYBODY! BOTH: HELP! ANYBODY! BOTH: HELP! THAT IS THE WORST COVER BOTH: HELP! THAT IS THE WORST COVER OF "HELP" I'VE EVER HEARD.
THAT IS THE WORST COVER OF "HELP" I'VE EVER HEARD.
HELP! OF "HELP" I'VE EVER HEARD.
HELP! RAY, COME ON, WE'RE READY.
HELP! RAY, COME ON, WE'RE READY.
OOH.
RAY, COME ON, WE'RE READY.
OOH.
WELCOME TO OOH.
WELCOME TO BOTH: SIX POLES WELCOME TO BOTH: SIX POLES OVER SWELLVIEW.
BOTH: SIX POLES OVER SWELLVIEW.
YOU READY TO RIDE THE FLUME? OVER SWELLVIEW.
YOU READY TO RIDE THE FLUME? YEAH.
YOU READY TO RIDE THE FLUME? YEAH.
WHAT'S A FLUME? YEAH.
WHAT'S A FLUME? JUST GET IN THE LOG.
WHAT'S A FLUME? JUST GET IN THE LOG.
THAT'S A COOLER.
JUST GET IN THE LOG.
THAT'S A COOLER.
PRETEND IT'S A LOG.
THAT'S A COOLER.
PRETEND IT'S A LOG.
I'LL GET IN THE LOG.
PRETEND IT'S A LOG.
I'LL GET IN THE LOG.
GET IN THERE.
I'LL GET IN THE LOG.
GET IN THERE.
OKAY.
GET IN THERE.
OKAY.
DO NOT PULL THAT YET.
OKAY.
DO NOT PULL THAT YET.
LIKE THAT? DO NOT PULL THAT YET.
LIKE THAT? YEAH.
LIKE THAT? YEAH.
OKAY.
YEAH.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
NOW WHAT? ALL RIGHT.
NOW WHAT? PLEASE KEEP YOUR HANDS NOW WHAT? PLEASE KEEP YOUR HANDS AND FEET INSIDE THE LOG PLEASE KEEP YOUR HANDS AND FEET INSIDE THE LOG AT ALL TIMES.
AND FEET INSIDE THE LOG AT ALL TIMES.
MANTENGA LOS MANOS AT ALL TIMES.
MANTENGA LOS MANOS Y LOS PIES ADENTRO DEL TRONCO MANTENGA LOS MANOS Y LOS PIES ADENTRO DEL TRONCO EN TODO MOMENTO, POR FAVOR.
Y LOS PIES ADENTRO DEL TRONCO EN TODO MOMENTO, POR FAVOR.
GRACIAS! EN TODO MOMENTO, POR FAVOR.
GRACIAS! NOW, PULL THE PIN! GRACIAS! NOW, PULL THE PIN! AH.
NOW, PULL THE PIN! AH.
SPLASH.
AH.
SPLASH.
YES.
SPLASH.
YES.
THAT WAS A LOT OF FUM.
YES.
THAT WAS A LOT OF FUM.
I'M SO HUNGRY.
THAT WAS A LOT OF FUM.
I'M SO HUNGRY.
I COULD EAT ANYTHING.
I'M SO HUNGRY.
I COULD EAT ANYTHING.
PIPER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I COULD EAT ANYTHING.
PIPER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SHUT UP, PIZZA.
PIPER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SHUT UP, PIZZA.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT CAMPING SHUT UP, PIZZA.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT CAMPING INVOLVED MARSHMALLOWS AND FIRE.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT CAMPING INVOLVED MARSHMALLOWS AND FIRE.
THIS IS FANTASTIC.
INVOLVED MARSHMALLOWS AND FIRE.
THIS IS FANTASTIC.
YEAH.
THIS IS FANTASTIC.
YEAH.
ARE YOU SURE IT'S COOL YEAH.
ARE YOU SURE IT'S COOL TO HAVE THIS FIRE IN HERE? ARE YOU SURE IT'S COOL TO HAVE THIS FIRE IN HERE? OH YEAH.
TO HAVE THIS FIRE IN HERE? OH YEAH.
BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT, OH YEAH.
BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT, AND I'M SUPERVISING BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT, AND I'M SUPERVISING THIS ACTIVITY.
AND I'M SUPERVISING THIS ACTIVITY.
SO YOU'RE SAYING THA THIS ACTIVITY.
SO YOU'RE SAYING THA NO KID SHOULD EVER TRY THIS SO YOU'RE SAYING THA NO KID SHOULD EVER TRY THIS WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION? NO KID SHOULD EVER TRY THIS WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION? EXACTLY.
WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION? EXACTLY.
SO, YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME? EXACTLY.
SO, YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME? BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, SO, YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME? BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T EXACTLY BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T EXACTLY THE WEEKEND WE PLANNED.
THIS ISN'T EXACTLY THE WEEKEND WE PLANNED.
ARE YOU TWO KIDDING ME? THE WEEKEND WE PLANNED.
ARE YOU TWO KIDDING ME? THIS IS AMAZING.
ARE YOU TWO KIDDING ME? THIS IS AMAZING.
YOU GUYS TAUGHT ME HOW TO RIDE THIS IS AMAZING.
YOU GUYS TAUGHT ME HOW TO RIDE AND CRASH A BIKE.
YOU GUYS TAUGHT ME HOW TO RIDE AND CRASH A BIKE.
YOU SHOWED ME WHAT RIDING AND CRASH A BIKE.
YOU SHOWED ME WHAT RIDING A FLUME IS LIKE.
YOU SHOWED ME WHAT RIDING A FLUME IS LIKE.
WE'RE CAMPING.
A FLUME IS LIKE.
WE'RE CAMPING.
YEAH.
WE'RE CAMPING.
YEAH.
AND I BET WE HELPED YOU FORGE YEAH.
AND I BET WE HELPED YOU FORGE THAT YOU NEVER HAD AND I BET WE HELPED YOU FORGE THAT YOU NEVER HAD A NORMAL CHILDHOOD.
THAT YOU NEVER HAD A NORMAL CHILDHOOD.
YEAH.
A NORMAL CHILDHOOD.
YEAH.
UNTIL YOU SAID THAT.
YEAH.
UNTIL YOU SAID THAT.
UH-OH.
UNTIL YOU SAID THAT.
UH-OH.
WHAT'S WITH THE LIGHTS? UH-OH.
WHAT'S WITH THE LIGHTS? THE GENERATORS WHAT'S WITH THE LIGHTS? THE GENERATORS MUST BE GIVING OUT.
THE GENERATORS MUST BE GIVING OUT.
THERE MIGHT BE A FLASHLIGH MUST BE GIVING OUT.
THERE MIGHT BE A FLASHLIGH IN THAT CABINET OVER THERE.
THERE MIGHT BE A FLASHLIGH IN THAT CABINET OVER THERE.
I'LL CHECK.
IN THAT CABINET OVER THERE.
I'LL CHECK.
HEY, WHAT'S THIS? I'LL CHECK.
HEY, WHAT'S THIS? WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? HEY, WHAT'S THIS? WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? A CLOCK WITH WIRES WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? A CLOCK WITH WIRES COMING OUT OF IT.
A CLOCK WITH WIRES COMING OUT OF IT.
LET ME SEE THAT.
COMING OUT OF IT.
LET ME SEE THAT.
THERE'S SOMETHING LET ME SEE THAT.
THERE'S SOMETHING WRITTEN ON THE BACK.
THERE'S SOMETHING WRITTEN ON THE BACK.
THIS IS SCHWOZ'S HANDWRITING.
WRITTEN ON THE BACK.
THIS IS SCHWOZ'S HANDWRITING.
"LOCK DOWN TIMER.
DO NOT TOUCH.
" THIS IS SCHWOZ'S HANDWRITING.
"LOCK DOWN TIMER.
DO NOT TOUCH.
" TIMER? "LOCK DOWN TIMER.
DO NOT TOUCH.
" TIMER? YOU SAID THE LOCK DOWN TIMER? YOU SAID THE LOCK DOWN WAS 48 HOURS.
YOU SAID THE LOCK DOWN WAS 48 HOURS.
AND THAT NOTHING WAS 48 HOURS.
AND THAT NOTHING COULD CHANGE THAT.
AND THAT NOTHING COULD CHANGE THAT.
YEAH, BUT IF THIS CLOCK COULD CHANGE THAT.
YEAH, BUT IF THIS CLOCK IS THE TIMER YEAH, BUT IF THIS CLOCK IS THE TIMER FOR THE LOCK DOWN IS THE TIMER FOR THE LOCK DOWN TRY MOVING THE HANDS FORWARD.
FOR THE LOCK DOWN TRY MOVING THE HANDS FORWARD.
[ BUZZING .]
TRY MOVING THE HANDS FORWARD.
[ BUZZING .]
[ ELEVATOR DINGS .]
[ BUZZING .]
[ ELEVATOR DINGS .]
THE ELEVATOR WORKS.
[ ELEVATOR DINGS .]
THE ELEVATOR WORKS.
SO DOES MY SPROCKET.
THE ELEVATOR WORKS.
SO DOES MY SPROCKET.
BYE! SO DOES MY SPROCKET.
BYE! UP THE TUBE! BYE! UP THE TUBE! I'VE NEVER EVER UP THE TUBE! I'VE NEVER EVER BEEN THIS HUNGRY.
I'VE NEVER EVER BEEN THIS HUNGRY.
WHY ARE THEY STILL UP THERE? BEEN THIS HUNGRY.
WHY ARE THEY STILL UP THERE? CAN'T THEY LEAVE NOW WHY ARE THEY STILL UP THERE? CAN'T THEY LEAVE NOW SINCE THE LOCK DOWN IS OVER? CAN'T THEY LEAVE NOW SINCE THE LOCK DOWN IS OVER? YEAH, BUT I THINK SINCE THE LOCK DOWN IS OVER? YEAH, BUT I THINK THEY'RE DELIRIOUS WITH HUNGER.
YEAH, BUT I THINK THEY'RE DELIRIOUS WITH HUNGER.
OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS? THEY'RE DELIRIOUS WITH HUNGER.
OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS? WHAT? OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS? WHAT? IF YOU LET ME WHAT? IF YOU LET ME EAT YOUR THUMB, IF YOU LET ME EAT YOUR THUMB, I'LL LET YOU EAT MY THUMB.
EAT YOUR THUMB, I'LL LET YOU EAT MY THUMB.
DEAL.
I'LL LET YOU EAT MY THUMB.
DEAL.
DEAR GOD.
DEAL.
DEAR GOD.
THEY'RE GOING DEAR GOD.
THEY'RE GOING TO EAT EACH OTHERS' THUMBS.
THEY'RE GOING TO EAT EACH OTHERS' THUMBS.
WE BETTER GET UP THERE.
TO EAT EACH OTHERS' THUMBS.
WE BETTER GET UP THERE.
LET'S BLOW AND GO.
WE BETTER GET UP THERE.
LET'S BLOW AND GO.
OH, YEAH.
LET'S BLOW AND GO.
OH, YEAH.
STOP EATING THAT THUMB! OH, YEAH.
STOP EATING THAT THUMB! IT'S CAPTAIN MAN.
STOP EATING THAT THUMB! IT'S CAPTAIN MAN.
AND KID DANGER.
IT'S CAPTAIN MAN.
AND KID DANGER.
YES, WE ARE.
AND KID DANGER.
YES, WE ARE.
WHY YES, WE ARE.
WHY WHY ARE THEY LOOKING AT US WHY WHY ARE THEY LOOKING AT US LIKE THAT? WHY ARE THEY LOOKING AT US LIKE THAT? I DON'T KNOW.
WHY WHY ARE THEY COMING TOWARD US? I DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY LOOK HUNGRY.
RUN.
[ OVEN BELL .]
WH--WAIT! GOOCH, SCHWOZ, DON'T LEAVE! BYE! LET'S TRY TO CHEER RAY UP! LATER! OH, COME ON, GUYS, YOU WON'T EVEN LOOK BACK AT ME? AW.
WHAT ARE GOOCH AND SCHWOZ RUNNING FROM? RAY.
BECAUSE HE'S IN A REALLY BAD MOOD.
WHY? BECAUSE IT'S HIS SUPER ANNIVERSARY.
SUPER THE ANNIVERSARY OF WHEN HE WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD, WHEN HE GOT DENSITIZED AND BECAME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
OOH, FUN, WE SHOULD CELEBRATE.
NO.
I MEAN "NO.
" BUT WHY NOT? RAY HATES HIS SUPER ANNIVERSARY.
WHY? BECAUSE WHEN RAY'S DAD REALIZED HE WAS INDESTRUCTIBLE, HE TOOK HIM OUT OF SCHOOL AND STARTED TRAINING HIM TO BE A SUPERHERO.
YEAH? AND NOW HE FEELS LIKE HE MISSED OUT ON ALL THE FUN OF BEING A NORMAL KID.
AW, THAT'S SO SAD.
YEAH.
HE NEVER GOT TO GO CAMPING, RIDE ROLLER COASTERS.
HE NEVER EVEN LEARNED HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.
HMM.
MY UNCLE ROSCO NEVER LEARNED HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.
HOW COME? BECAUSE WHEN HE WAS A KID HE ALREADY WEIGHED 400 POUNDS.
THE BIKES JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT.
POOR BIKES.
[ BELL RINGS .]
HEY.
NEED SOME HELP? I WAS JUST WONDERING IF I COULD TRY OU THAT PIANO OVER THERE.
SURE, GO AHEAD.
OH, WILL YOU HELP ME ORGANIZE THESE BAMBOO-- HEY, HEY, HEY.
WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET OUT HERE? OH, IT'S JUST A CUSTOMER CHECKING OUT THE PIANO.
HEY! HEY, YOU! HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED HOW TO PLAY THAT CRUMMY SONG YET? [ CRIES .]
RAY.
MUST YOU TORTURE THE CHILDREN? AH, JUST FORGET EVERYTHING.
STUPID SUPER ANNIVERSARY.
THIS KNOB IS STILL LOOSE! OH.
[ MUMBLING .]
WELL, I SEE WHY GOOCH AND SCHWOZ GOT OUT OF HERE.
I KNOW, RIGHT? EXCUSE ME, KIDS.
I LEFT $8,000 IN A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER.
HAVE YOU SEEN IT? NO.
SORRY.
AH.
OH NO.
I'M ALL RIGHT.
I'M ALL RIGHT.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? NO.
WHO STILL READS NEWSPAPERS? IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB.
AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AH! I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND ME A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
NOW I PROTEC THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
WHO CALL ME HE TURNED OUT TO BE YOU KNOW THE NAME.
CAPTAIN MAN.
THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
IN TIME, I REALIZED THA BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
HE WANTED SOME HELP.
I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
I, HENRY HART PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK.
IT IS DONE.
NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
AND FIGHT CRIME.
FEELS GOOD.
CALL IT.
UP THE TUBE! OH, MY BOOT.
HA! [ ELEVATOR DINGS .]
OR DINGS .]
CAN I TAKE OFF MY BLINDFOLD NOW? NO.
BUT I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
DON'T WORRY.
WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET YOU FALL.
CAN'T I JUST-- AH! AH.
AH.
DID YOU-- I THOUGHT-- SO THIS IS THE SURPRISE? YOU GUYS BLINDFOLD ME AND TRY TO KILL ME? NO.
SORRY, OUR BAD.
ALL RIGHT, RAY.
NOW, WHIP OFF THAT BLINDFOLD.
BOTH: HAPPY SUPER ANNIVERSARY! I DON'T GET IT.
YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE THE ULTIMATE KID'S WEEKEND OF FUN.
WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? SINCE YOU MISSED OU WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? SINCE YOU MISSED OU ON BEING A REAL KID SINCE YOU MISSED OU ON BEING A REAL KID THIS WEEKEND WE'RE GOING ON BEING A REAL KID THIS WEEKEND WE'RE GOING TO DO ALL THE FUN KID STUFF THIS WEEKEND WE'RE GOING TO DO ALL THE FUN KID STUFF YOU MISSED OUT ON.
TO DO ALL THE FUN KID STUFF YOU MISSED OUT ON.
WHAT? REALLY? YOU MISSED OUT ON.
WHAT? REALLY? YEAH.
WHAT? REALLY? YEAH.
LOOK, WE GOT CAMPING EQUIPMENT.
YEAH.
LOOK, WE GOT CAMPING EQUIPMENT.
TICKETS TO SIX POLES LOOK, WE GOT CAMPING EQUIPMENT.
TICKETS TO SIX POLES OVER SWELLVIEW.
TICKETS TO SIX POLES OVER SWELLVIEW.
A COOL NEW BIKE.
OVER SWELLVIEW.
A COOL NEW BIKE.
WHOA.
A COOL NEW BIKE.
WHOA.
HOLD UP.
WHOA.
HOLD UP.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.
HOLD UP.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.
GOOCH TOLD US.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.
GOOCH TOLD US.
SO WE'RE GOING TO TEACH YOU.
GOOCH TOLD US.
SO WE'RE GOING TO TEACH YOU.
HONEST? SO WE'RE GOING TO TEACH YOU.
HONEST? TOTALLY.
HONEST? TOTALLY.
YEAH.
TOTALLY.
YEAH.
HEY, YOU EVEN GOT US YEAH.
HEY, YOU EVEN GOT US MATCHING T-SHIRTS.
HEY, YOU EVEN GOT US MATCHING T-SHIRTS.
YEP.
MATCHING T-SHIRTS.
YEP.
UH-HUH.
YEP.
UH-HUH.
FOR RAY'S WEEKEND OF FUM.
UH-HUH.
FOR RAY'S WEEKEND OF FUM.
FUM? FOR RAY'S WEEKEND OF FUM.
FUM? THE T-SHIRT STORE MESSED UP.
FUM? THE T-SHIRT STORE MESSED UP.
OH, OKAY.
THE T-SHIRT STORE MESSED UP.
OH, OKAY.
BUT WHY ARE THERE OH, OKAY.
BUT WHY ARE THERE FIVE T-SHIRTS? BUT WHY ARE THERE FIVE T-SHIRTS? TELL RAY WHO'S COMING.
FIVE T-SHIRTS? TELL RAY WHO'S COMING.
OUR FRIEND JASPER TELL RAY WHO'S COMING.
OUR FRIEND JASPER AND HENRY'S LITTLE SISTER, OUR FRIEND JASPER AND HENRY'S LITTLE SISTER, PIPER.
AND HENRY'S LITTLE SISTER, PIPER.
AW, NO.
WHY? PIPER.
AW, NO.
WHY? WELL, PIPER AW, NO.
WHY? WELL, PIPER SPRAINED HER ANKLE.
WELL, PIPER SPRAINED HER ANKLE.
SO? SPRAINED HER ANKLE.
SO? SHE'S ON CRUTCHES.
SO? SHE'S ON CRUTCHES.
SO WHEN WE GET TO SIX POLES, SHE'S ON CRUTCHES.
SO WHEN WE GET TO SIX POLES, WE GET TO GO TO THE FRON SO WHEN WE GET TO SIX POLES, WE GET TO GO TO THE FRON OF THE LINE FOR ALL THE RIDES.
WE GET TO GO TO THE FRON OF THE LINE FOR ALL THE RIDES.
AH.
OF THE LINE FOR ALL THE RIDES.
AH.
AND WHY ARE WE BRINGING AH.
AND WHY ARE WE BRINGING YOUR BUCKET-LOVING FRIEND AND WHY ARE WE BRINGING YOUR BUCKET-LOVING FRIEND WITH THE SWEATY HANDS? YOUR BUCKET-LOVING FRIEND WITH THE SWEATY HANDS? BECAUSE THAT'S JASPER'S WITH THE SWEATY HANDS? BECAUSE THAT'S JASPER'S CAMPING STUFF.
BECAUSE THAT'S JASPER'S CAMPING STUFF.
AND WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW HIM, CAMPING STUFF.
AND WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW HIM, HE'S A LOT OF FUM.
AND WHEN YOU GET TO KNOW HIM, HE'S A LOT OF FUM.
NOW, PUT ON YOUR T-SHIR HE'S A LOT OF FUM.
NOW, PUT ON YOUR T-SHIR AND LET THE FUM BEGIN.
NOW, PUT ON YOUR T-SHIR AND LET THE FUM BEGIN.
YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS AND LET THE FUM BEGIN.
YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS ARE REALLY SWEE YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS ARE REALLY SWEE TO DO ALL THIS FOR ME.
ARE REALLY SWEE TO DO ALL THIS FOR ME.
IS IT REALLY TIME FOR ME TO DO ALL THIS FOR ME.
IS IT REALLY TIME FOR ME TO PUT ON MY SPECIAL T-SHIRT? IS IT REALLY TIME FOR ME TO PUT ON MY SPECIAL T-SHIRT? SURE.
TO PUT ON MY SPECIAL T-SHIRT? SURE.
YEAH, GET IN THERE.
SURE.
YEAH, GET IN THERE.
[ BELL RINGING .]
YEAH, GET IN THERE.
[ BELL RINGING .]
SOMEONE'S RINGING [ BELL RINGING .]
SOMEONE'S RINGING THE BELL UPSTAIRS.
SOMEONE'S RINGING THE BELL UPSTAIRS.
I'LL CHECK IT.
THE BELL UPSTAIRS.
I'LL CHECK IT.
AH, IT'S JASPER AND PIPER.
I'LL CHECK IT.
AH, IT'S JASPER AND PIPER.
I'LL LET THEM IN.
AH, IT'S JASPER AND PIPER.
I'LL LET THEM IN.
[ DOOR BUZZES .]
I'LL LET THEM IN.
[ DOOR BUZZES .]
THIS ONE MIGHT BE PIPER'S.
[ DOOR BUZZES .]
THIS ONE MIGHT BE PIPER'S.
MOVE, I'M INJURED.
THIS ONE MIGHT BE PIPER'S.
MOVE, I'M INJURED.
PUSHY.
MOVE, I'M INJURED.
PUSHY.
HEY, HENRY, WHERE ARE YOU? PUSHY.
HEY, HENRY, WHERE ARE YOU? HURRY UP! HEY, HENRY, WHERE ARE YOU? HURRY UP! YOU KNOW, ONE DAY I WOULD HURRY UP! YOU KNOW, ONE DAY I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE MY OWN STORE.
YOU KNOW, ONE DAY I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE MY OWN STORE.
YAWN.
LOVE TO HAVE MY OWN STORE.
YAWN.
HEY, THERE'S A BUNCH YAWN.
HEY, THERE'S A BUNCH OF SWITCHES BACK HERE.
HEY, THERE'S A BUNCH OF SWITCHES BACK HERE.
OH, THIS ONE SAYS OF SWITCHES BACK HERE.
OH, THIS ONE SAYS "DINOSAUR FLAMES.
" OH, THIS ONE SAYS "DINOSAUR FLAMES.
" YEAH.
I DID THAT.
"DINOSAUR FLAMES.
" YEAH.
I DID THAT.
YEAH, YOU'RE A BIG BOY NOW.
YEAH.
I DID THAT.
YEAH, YOU'RE A BIG BOY NOW.
OOH, THIS ONE SAYS YEAH, YOU'RE A BIG BOY NOW.
OOH, THIS ONE SAYS "RELEASE DRUM SET.
" OOH, THIS ONE SAYS "RELEASE DRUM SET.
" I WONDER WHAT THAT DOES.
"RELEASE DRUM SET.
" I WONDER WHAT THAT DOES.
YOU ALMOST DROPPED I WONDER WHAT THAT DOES.
YOU ALMOST DROPPED AN ENTIRE DRUM SET ON MY HEAD.
YOU ALMOST DROPPED AN ENTIRE DRUM SET ON MY HEAD.
NOT AN ENTIRE DRUM SET.
AN ENTIRE DRUM SET ON MY HEAD.
NOT AN ENTIRE DRUM SET.
I DIDN'T SEE ANY CYMBALS.
NOT AN ENTIRE DRUM SET.
I DIDN'T SEE ANY CYMBALS.
WEIRD.
I DIDN'T SEE ANY CYMBALS.
WEIRD.
THIS ONE SAYS WEIRD.
THIS ONE SAYS "EMERGENCY LOCK DOWN.
" THIS ONE SAYS "EMERGENCY LOCK DOWN.
" HMM.
"EMERGENCY LOCK DOWN.
" HMM.
DON'T FLIP THAT LEVER.
HMM.
DON'T FLIP THAT LEVER.
HEY.
DON'T FLIP THAT LEVER.
HEY.
I'M THE BIG BOY HERE.
HEY.
I'M THE BIG BOY HERE.
[ ALARM BUZZING .]
I'M THE BIG BOY HERE.
[ ALARM BUZZING .]
WHAT'S GOING ON? [ ALARM BUZZING .]
WHAT'S GOING ON? I DON'T KNOW, BUT I HOPE WHAT'S GOING ON? I DON'T KNOW, BUT I HOPE IT'S NOT WHAT I THINK IT IS.
I DON'T KNOW, BUT I HOPE IT'S NOT WHAT I THINK IT IS.
WHAT DID YOU DO? IT'S NOT WHAT I THINK IT IS.
WHAT DID YOU DO? I FLIPPED THE LEVER.
WHAT DID YOU DO? I FLIPPED THE LEVER.
WELL, I TOLD YOU I FLIPPED THE LEVER.
WELL, I TOLD YOU NOT TO FLIP THE LEVER.
WELL, I TOLD YOU NOT TO FLIP THE LEVER.
I SHOULD'VE LISTENED.
NOT TO FLIP THE LEVER.
I SHOULD'VE LISTENED.
THERE.
I SHOULD'VE LISTENED.
THERE.
WHAT HAPPENED? THERE.
WHAT HAPPENED? GO SEE IF THE ELEVATOR WORKS.
WHAT HAPPENED? GO SEE IF THE ELEVATOR WORKS.
OKAY.
GO SEE IF THE ELEVATOR WORKS.
OKAY.
ON IT.
OKAY.
ON IT.
[ ZAPPING .]
ON IT.
[ ZAPPING .]
OW.
THE BUTTON SHOCKED ME.
[ ZAPPING .]
OW.
THE BUTTON SHOCKED ME.
NO WAY.
OW.
THE BUTTON SHOCKED ME.
NO WAY.
[ ZAPPING .]
NO WAY.
[ ZAPPING .]
OW.
THE BUTTON SHOCKED ME.
[ ZAPPING .]
OW.
THE BUTTON SHOCKED ME.
HENRY, TRY THE BIG SPROCKET.
OW.
THE BUTTON SHOCKED ME.
HENRY, TRY THE BIG SPROCKET.
CHARLOTTE, GO SEE HENRY, TRY THE BIG SPROCKET.
CHARLOTTE, GO SEE IF THE SECRET DOOR OPENS.
CHARLOTTE, GO SEE IF THE SECRET DOOR OPENS.
DAH, IT WON'T GO UP.
IF THE SECRET DOOR OPENS.
DAH, IT WON'T GO UP.
WHY WON'T THIS DOOR OPEN? DAH, IT WON'T GO UP.
WHY WON'T THIS DOOR OPEN? AH.
WHY WON'T THIS DOOR OPEN? AH.
WHAT? AH.
WHAT? THE TUBE'S NOT WORKING EITHER? WHAT? THE TUBE'S NOT WORKING EITHER? NOPE.
THE TUBE'S NOT WORKING EITHER? NOPE.
WE'RE ON EMERGENCY LOCK DOWN.
NOPE.
WE'RE ON EMERGENCY LOCK DOWN.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WE'RE ON EMERGENCY LOCK DOWN.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? IT'S PAR WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? IT'S PAR OF OUR SECURITY SYSTEM.
IT'S PAR OF OUR SECURITY SYSTEM.
IF SOME CRIMINAL FINDS OU OF OUR SECURITY SYSTEM.
IF SOME CRIMINAL FINDS OU THAT I WORK DOWN HERE IF SOME CRIMINAL FINDS OU THAT I WORK DOWN HERE AND TRIES TO FORCE HIS WAY IN, THAT I WORK DOWN HERE AND TRIES TO FORCE HIS WAY IN, GOOCH CAN FLIP A SWITCH UPSTAIRS AND TRIES TO FORCE HIS WAY IN, GOOCH CAN FLIP A SWITCH UPSTAIRS AND LOCK THE WHOLE PLACE DOWN.
GOOCH CAN FLIP A SWITCH UPSTAIRS AND LOCK THE WHOLE PLACE DOWN.
BUT THE ONLY PEOPLE AND LOCK THE WHOLE PLACE DOWN.
BUT THE ONLY PEOPLE UPSTAIRS NOW ARE PIPER AND BUT THE ONLY PEOPLE UPSTAIRS NOW ARE PIPER AND BOTH: JASPER.
UPSTAIRS NOW ARE PIPER AND BOTH: JASPER.
WHO YOU CALLING? BOTH: JASPER.
WHO YOU CALLING? JASPER.
WHO YOU CALLING? JASPER.
TO LET HIM KNOW TO FLIP-- JASPER.
TO LET HIM KNOW TO FLIP-- NOPE.
TO LET HIM KNOW TO FLIP-- NOPE.
WHAT? NOPE.
WHAT? EMERGENCY LOCK DOWN MODE WHAT? EMERGENCY LOCK DOWN MODE BLOCKS ALL TRANSMITTERS EMERGENCY LOCK DOWN MODE BLOCKS ALL TRANSMITTERS AND RECEIVERS, BLOCKS ALL TRANSMITTERS AND RECEIVERS, INCLUDING CELL PHONES.
AND RECEIVERS, INCLUDING CELL PHONES.
PIPER, BE QUIET.
INCLUDING CELL PHONES.
PIPER, BE QUIET.
I'M TRYING TO OPEN THE DOOR.
PIPER, BE QUIET.
I'M TRYING TO OPEN THE DOOR.
BUT MY PHONE'S I'M TRYING TO OPEN THE DOOR.
BUT MY PHONE'S NOT GETTING ANY SIGNAL.
BUT MY PHONE'S NOT GETTING ANY SIGNAL.
WELL, TRY MOVING AROUND.
NOT GETTING ANY SIGNAL.
WELL, TRY MOVING AROUND.
[ ZAPPING .]
OW.
WELL, TRY MOVING AROUND.
[ ZAPPING .]
OW.
[ ZAPPING .]
AH.
[ ZAPPING .]
OW.
[ ZAPPING .]
AH.
YOU SEE THAT? [ ZAPPING .]
AH.
YOU SEE THAT? IT'S LIKE A FORCE FIELD YOU SEE THAT? IT'S LIKE A FORCE FIELD BLOCKING ME FROM IT'S LIKE A FORCE FIELD BLOCKING ME FROM HEY.
YOU'RE WALKING BLOCKING ME FROM HEY.
YOU'RE WALKING WITHOUT YOUR CRUTCHES.
HEY.
YOU'RE WALKING WITHOUT YOUR CRUTCHES.
SO? WITHOUT YOUR CRUTCHES.
SO? YOU DON'T HAVE SO? YOU DON'T HAVE A SPRAINED ANKLE.
YOU DON'T HAVE A SPRAINED ANKLE.
DER.
A SPRAINED ANKLE.
DER.
WHY'D YOU LIE? DER.
WHY'D YOU LIE? BECAUSE WE'RE GOING WHY'D YOU LIE? BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO SIX POLES BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO SIX POLES TO RIDE ROLLER COASTERS, TO SIX POLES TO RIDE ROLLER COASTERS, AND WHEN YOU'RE ON CRUTCHES TO RIDE ROLLER COASTERS, AND WHEN YOU'RE ON CRUTCHES THEY LET YOU CU AND WHEN YOU'RE ON CRUTCHES THEY LET YOU CU TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE.
THEY LET YOU CU TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE.
YOU'RE SO BAD.
TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE.
YOU'RE SO BAD.
CAN'T YOU CANCEL YOU'RE SO BAD.
CAN'T YOU CANCEL THE LOCK DOWN? CAN'T YOU CANCEL THE LOCK DOWN? ARG.
NO.
THE LOCK DOWN? ARG.
NO.
NOT FOR 48 HOURS.
ARG.
NO.
NOT FOR 48 HOURS.
THAT'S TWO DAYS.
NOT FOR 48 HOURS.
THAT'S TWO DAYS.
YES, YOUR MATH IS PERFECT.
THAT'S TWO DAYS.
YES, YOUR MATH IS PERFECT.
WELL, I DON'T GE YES, YOUR MATH IS PERFECT.
WELL, I DON'T GE WHY WE CAN'T JUST-- WELL, I DON'T GE WHY WE CAN'T JUST-- LISTEN.
WHY WE CAN'T JUST-- LISTEN.
THE LOCK DOWN IS ON A TIMER.
LISTEN.
THE LOCK DOWN IS ON A TIMER.
ONCE YOU FLIP THAT SWITCH, THE LOCK DOWN IS ON A TIMER.
ONCE YOU FLIP THAT SWITCH, THIS WHOLE PLACE ONCE YOU FLIP THAT SWITCH, THIS WHOLE PLACE IS LIKE A BANK VAUL THIS WHOLE PLACE IS LIKE A BANK VAUL SEALED TIGHT.
IS LIKE A BANK VAUL SEALED TIGHT.
NOBODY GETS IN OR OUT.
SEALED TIGHT.
NOBODY GETS IN OR OUT.
AND THERE'S NOTHING NOBODY GETS IN OR OUT.
AND THERE'S NOTHING ON THIS EARTH AND THERE'S NOTHING ON THIS EARTH THAT CAN CHANGE THAT.
ON THIS EARTH THAT CAN CHANGE THAT.
EXCEPT FOR SCHWOZ, THAT CAN CHANGE THAT.
EXCEPT FOR SCHWOZ, AND HE'S WITH GOOCH EXCEPT FOR SCHWOZ, AND HE'S WITH GOOCH IN PALM SPRINGS.
AND HE'S WITH GOOCH IN PALM SPRINGS.
SO, UPSTAIRS, JUNK-N-STUFF IN PALM SPRINGS.
SO, UPSTAIRS, JUNK-N-STUFF IS ON LOCK DOWN, TOO? SO, UPSTAIRS, JUNK-N-STUFF IS ON LOCK DOWN, TOO? UH-HUH.
IS ON LOCK DOWN, TOO? UH-HUH.
WHICH MEANS JASPER AND PIPER UH-HUH.
WHICH MEANS JASPER AND PIPER ARE TRAPPED UP THERE TOGETHER.
WHICH MEANS JASPER AND PIPER ARE TRAPPED UP THERE TOGETHER.
OH MY GOD.
ARE TRAPPED UP THERE TOGETHER.
OH MY GOD.
THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
OH MY GOD.
THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
YOU TRIED TO KILL ME I DIDN'T KNOW.
YOU TRIED TO KILL ME WITH DRUMS.
YOU TRIED TO KILL ME WITH DRUMS.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
WITH DRUMS.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
AND JUST ONE MORE BATTERY T OY TO CONNECT.
OKAY.
THE PANEL'S ALL SET.
TO CONNECT.
OKAY.
THE PANEL'S ALL SET.
GOOD.
OKAY.
THE PANEL'S ALL SET.
GOOD.
NOW, HOPEFULLY THESE BATTERIES GOOD.
NOW, HOPEFULLY THESE BATTERIES WILL PRODUCE ENOUGH POWER NOW, HOPEFULLY THESE BATTERIES WILL PRODUCE ENOUGH POWER TO GET ONE TUBE WORKING WILL PRODUCE ENOUGH POWER TO GET ONE TUBE WORKING SO WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE.
TO GET ONE TUBE WORKING SO WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE.
WHO'S GOING UP THE TUBE? SO WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE.
WHO'S GOING UP THE TUBE? IT HAS TO BE CHARLOTTE.
WHO'S GOING UP THE TUBE? IT HAS TO BE CHARLOTTE.
WHY? IT HAS TO BE CHARLOTTE.
WHY? BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE WHY? BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE MUCH POWER HERE, BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE MUCH POWER HERE, AND SHE'S THE LIGHTEST.
MUCH POWER HERE, AND SHE'S THE LIGHTEST.
YEAH.
AND SHE'S THE LIGHTEST.
YEAH.
CHUBBY.
YEAH.
CHUBBY.
OKAY, CHARLOTTE, CHUBBY.
OKAY, CHARLOTTE, GET UP THERE.
OKAY, CHARLOTTE, GET UP THERE.
YOU DON'T HAVE GET UP THERE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE.
YOU BETTER COME BACK FOR US.
TO TELL ME TWICE.
YOU BETTER COME BACK FOR US.
AND BRING A PIZZA.
YOU BETTER COME BACK FOR US.
AND BRING A PIZZA.
A BIG PIZZA.
AND BRING A PIZZA.
A BIG PIZZA.
LET'S JUST GET ME A BIG PIZZA.
LET'S JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE FIRST.
LET'S JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE FIRST.
STAND BY.
OUT OF HERE FIRST.
STAND BY.
GOOD.
STAND BY.
GOOD.
NOW, GO FOR IT.
GOOD.
NOW, GO FOR IT.
UP THE TUBE! NOW, GO FOR IT.
UP THE TUBE! INCREASE SUCKAGE! UP THE TUBE! INCREASE SUCKAGE! INCREASING SUCKAGE! INCREASE SUCKAGE! INCREASING SUCKAGE! BYE! INCREASING SUCKAGE! BYE! IT WORKED.
BYE! IT WORKED.
BOTH: BOOM.
IT WORKED.
BOTH: BOOM.
[ SCREAMS .]
BOTH: BOOM.
[ SCREAMS .]
OOF.
[ SCREAMS .]
OOF.
UGH.
OOF.
UGH.
YOU DIDN'T GET THE BIG PIZZA.
UGH.
YOU DIDN'T GET THE BIG PIZZA.
NO I DIDN'T GE YOU DIDN'T GET THE BIG PIZZA.
NO I DIDN'T GE THE BIG PIZZA.
NO I DIDN'T GE THE BIG PIZZA.
OPEN.
THE BIG PIZZA.
OPEN.
[ ZAPPING .]
GAH.
OPEN.
[ ZAPPING .]
GAH.
OPEN.
[ ZAPPING .]
GAH.
OPEN.
[ ZAPPING .]
GAH.
OPEN.
[ ZAPPING .]
GAH.
PIPER, GET BACK IN HERE.
[ ZAPPING .]
GAH.
PIPER, GET BACK IN HERE.
UGH.
PIPER, GET BACK IN HERE.
UGH.
THE ELEVATOR WON'T OPEN.
UGH.
THE ELEVATOR WON'T OPEN.
SO? THE ELEVATOR WON'T OPEN.
SO? WE DON'T EVEN KNOW SO? WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THAT ELEVATOR GOES.
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THAT ELEVATOR GOES.
I KNOW IT GOES AWAY FROM YOU WHERE THAT ELEVATOR GOES.
I KNOW IT GOES AWAY FROM YOU AND THAT'S ENOUGH.
I KNOW IT GOES AWAY FROM YOU AND THAT'S ENOUGH.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT DOWN AND THAT'S ENOUGH.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT DOWN AND RELAX? WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT DOWN AND RELAX? I HAVEN'T HAD PHONE SERVICE AND RELAX? I HAVEN'T HAD PHONE SERVICE IN EIGHT HOURS.
I HAVEN'T HAD PHONE SERVICE IN EIGHT HOURS.
I CAN'T CHECK MY TEXTS IN EIGHT HOURS.
I CAN'T CHECK MY TEXTS OR MY TWIT-FLASH.
I CAN'T CHECK MY TEXTS OR MY TWIT-FLASH.
THINGS ARE TRENDING OR MY TWIT-FLASH.
THINGS ARE TRENDING AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.
THINGS ARE TRENDING AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.
INSTEAD OF YELLING AT ME, AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.
INSTEAD OF YELLING AT ME, DON'T YOU THINK IT'D BE BETTER INSTEAD OF YELLING AT ME, DON'T YOU THINK IT'D BE BETTER IF WE TALK ABOU DON'T YOU THINK IT'D BE BETTER IF WE TALK ABOU OUR FOOD SITUATION? IF WE TALK ABOU OUR FOOD SITUATION? YEAH, I'M STARVING.
OUR FOOD SITUATION? YEAH, I'M STARVING.
ME TOO.
YEAH, I'M STARVING.
ME TOO.
SO, WHAT'S ME TOO.
SO, WHAT'S OUR FOOD SITUATION? SO, WHAT'S OUR FOOD SITUATION? WE DON'T HAVE ANY.
OUR FOOD SITUATION? WE DON'T HAVE ANY.
DAH.
WE DON'T HAVE ANY.
DAH.
DON'T WORRY-- DAH.
DON'T WORRY-- WE ALL BETTER GET OUT OF HERE DON'T WORRY-- WE ALL BETTER GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THOSE TWO WE ALL BETTER GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THOSE TWO KILL EACH OTHER.
BEFORE THOSE TWO KILL EACH OTHER.
THEY WON'T KILL EACH OTHER.
KILL EACH OTHER.
THEY WON'T KILL EACH OTHER.
SHE'LL KILL HIM.
THEY WON'T KILL EACH OTHER.
SHE'LL KILL HIM.
I KNEW I NEVER SHE'LL KILL HIM.
I KNEW I NEVER SHOULD'VE GOT EXCITED I KNEW I NEVER SHOULD'VE GOT EXCITED ABOUT MY DUMB SUPER ANNIVERSARY.
SHOULD'VE GOT EXCITED ABOUT MY DUMB SUPER ANNIVERSARY.
HEY.
ABOUT MY DUMB SUPER ANNIVERSARY.
HEY.
I'M REALLY SORRY JASPER HEY.
I'M REALLY SORRY JASPER GOT US TRAPPED DOWN HERE.
I'M REALLY SORRY JASPER GOT US TRAPPED DOWN HERE.
AND RUINED THE FUN WEEKEND GOT US TRAPPED DOWN HERE.
AND RUINED THE FUN WEEKEND WE HAD PLANNED FOR YOU.
AND RUINED THE FUN WEEKEND WE HAD PLANNED FOR YOU.
IT'S NOT YOUR GUYS' FAULT.
WE HAD PLANNED FOR YOU.
IT'S NOT YOUR GUYS' FAULT.
MY SUPER ANNIVERSARY IS CURSED.
IT'S NOT YOUR GUYS' FAULT.
MY SUPER ANNIVERSARY IS CURSED.
HEY.
MY SUPER ANNIVERSARY IS CURSED.
HEY.
MAYBE THE WEEKEND'S NOT RUINED.
HEY.
MAYBE THE WEEKEND'S NOT RUINED.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? MAYBE THE WEEKEND'S NOT RUINED.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? ALL THE STUFF WE PLANNED WHAT DO YOU MEAN? ALL THE STUFF WE PLANNED FOR YOUR SUPER ANNIVERSARY ALL THE STUFF WE PLANNED FOR YOUR SUPER ANNIVERSARY CAN STILL HAPPEN RIGHT HERE FOR YOUR SUPER ANNIVERSARY CAN STILL HAPPEN RIGHT HERE IN THE MAN CAVE.
CAN STILL HAPPEN RIGHT HERE IN THE MAN CAVE.
NO IT CAN'T.
IN THE MAN CAVE.
NO IT CAN'T.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? NO IT CAN'T.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? WORDS.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? WORDS.
WE GOT ALL THIS COOL STUFF WORDS.
WE GOT ALL THIS COOL STUFF WE BROUGHT AND THERE'S WE GOT ALL THIS COOL STUFF WE BROUGHT AND THERE'S OTHER JUNK AROUND HERE WE BROUGHT AND THERE'S OTHER JUNK AROUND HERE WE CAN USE.
OTHER JUNK AROUND HERE WE CAN USE.
KID-- WE CAN USE.
KID-- WE CAN STILL GO CAMPING, KID-- WE CAN STILL GO CAMPING, JUST INDOORS.
WE CAN STILL GO CAMPING, JUST INDOORS.
THERE'S EVEN ENOUGH ROOM JUST INDOORS.
THERE'S EVEN ENOUGH ROOM DOWN HERE TO TEACH RAY THERE'S EVEN ENOUGH ROOM DOWN HERE TO TEACH RAY HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.
DOWN HERE TO TEACH RAY HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.
HIS ENTHUSIASM'S INFECTIOUS.
HOW TO RIDE A BIKE.
HIS ENTHUSIASM'S INFECTIOUS.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, RAY? HIS ENTHUSIASM'S INFECTIOUS.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, RAY? I SAY WHAT DO YOU SAY, RAY? I SAY LET'S HAVE SOME FUM.
I SAY LET'S HAVE SOME FUM.
LET'S DO IT.
LET'S HAVE SOME FUM.
LET'S DO IT.
DON'T LET GO.
LET'S DO IT.
DON'T LET GO.
DON'T LET GO.
DON'T LET GO.
DON'T LET GO.
YOU'RE FINE.
DON'T LET GO.
YOU'RE FINE.
YOU'RE ALSO INDESTRUCTIBLE.
YOU'RE FINE.
YOU'RE ALSO INDESTRUCTIBLE.
WELL, I STILL YOU'RE ALSO INDESTRUCTIBLE.
WELL, I STILL DON'T WANT TO FALL.
WELL, I STILL DON'T WANT TO FALL.
JUST LOOK AHEAD, DON'T WANT TO FALL.
JUST LOOK AHEAD, KEEP YOUR BACK STRAIGHT, JUST LOOK AHEAD, KEEP YOUR BACK STRAIGHT, YOUR BUTT RIGID, KEEP YOUR BACK STRAIGHT, YOUR BUTT RIGID, AND PUMP YOUR LEGS YOUR BUTT RIGID, AND PUMP YOUR LEGS UNTIL YOU GET TO CHARLOTTE.
AND PUMP YOUR LEGS UNTIL YOU GET TO CHARLOTTE.
OKAY.
UNTIL YOU GET TO CHARLOTTE.
OKAY.
I'M RIDING.
OKAY.
I'M RIDING.
I'M DOING IT.
I'M RIDING.
I'M DOING IT.
I'M RIDING.
I'M DOING IT.
I'M RIDING.
COME ON, I'M RIDING.
COME ON, JUST GIVE ME ONE BAR.
COME ON, JUST GIVE ME ONE BAR.
YOU'RE NOT GOING JUST GIVE ME ONE BAR.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET A SIGNAL.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET A SIGNAL.
I HAVE TO TRY.
TO GET A SIGNAL.
I HAVE TO TRY.
WELL, AFTER I FINISH I HAVE TO TRY.
WELL, AFTER I FINISH PUTTING THIS DRUM SET TOGETHER, WELL, AFTER I FINISH PUTTING THIS DRUM SET TOGETHER, I'M GOING TO GET US OUT OF HERE.
PUTTING THIS DRUM SET TOGETHER, I'M GOING TO GET US OUT OF HERE.
HOW? I'M GOING TO GET US OUT OF HERE.
HOW? I'LL PLAY THEM REALLY LOUD.
HOW? I'LL PLAY THEM REALLY LOUD.
MAYBE SOMEONE WILL HEAR, I'LL PLAY THEM REALLY LOUD.
MAYBE SOMEONE WILL HEAR, CALL THE COPS TO COMPLAIN, MAYBE SOMEONE WILL HEAR, CALL THE COPS TO COMPLAIN, THEN THEY'LL COME CALL THE COPS TO COMPLAIN, THEN THEY'LL COME BUST DOWN THAT DOOR THEN THEY'LL COME BUST DOWN THAT DOOR AND SAVE US.
BUST DOWN THAT DOOR AND SAVE US.
EVEN YOUR GOOD IDEAS AND SAVE US.
EVEN YOUR GOOD IDEAS SOUND BAD.
EVEN YOUR GOOD IDEAS SOUND BAD.
NOW, AS SOON SOUND BAD.
NOW, AS SOON AS I START PLAYING, NOW, AS SOON AS I START PLAYING, YOU START YELLING, AS I START PLAYING, YOU START YELLING, "HELP.
HELP US.
" YOU START YELLING, "HELP.
HELP US.
" YEAH, YEAH.
"HELP.
HELP US.
" YEAH, YEAH.
AND YEAH, YEAH.
AND ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
AND ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
HELP.
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
HELP.
HELP US.
HELP.
HELP US.
OKAY, RAY.
HELP US.
OKAY, RAY.
NO TRAINING WHEELS.
OKAY, RAY.
NO TRAINING WHEELS.
READY? NO TRAINING WHEELS.
READY? LOCKED AND LOADED, BABY.
READY? LOCKED AND LOADED, BABY.
OKAY.
LOCKED AND LOADED, BABY.
OKAY.
DO IT.
OKAY.
DO IT.
YOU GOT IT.
DO IT.
YOU GOT IT.
YES.
YOU GOT IT.
YES.
YOU'RE DOING IT, RAY.
YES.
YOU'RE DOING IT, RAY.
I'M DOING IT.
YOU'RE DOING IT, RAY.
I'M DOING IT.
I'M RIDING ON TWO WHEELS.
I'M DOING IT.
I'M RIDING ON TWO WHEELS.
[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE .]
I'M RIDING ON TWO WHEELS.
[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE .]
AH! [ ALL TALKING AT ONCE .]
AH! [ CRASHING .]
AH! [ CRASHING .]
I'M OKAY.
[ CRASHING .]
I'M OKAY.
OKAY, PIPER, READY? I'M OKAY.
OKAY, PIPER, READY? FOR WHAT? OKAY, PIPER, READY? FOR WHAT? I'M GOING TO PLAY THE DRUMS FOR WHAT? I'M GOING TO PLAY THE DRUMS AS LOUD AS I CAN, I'M GOING TO PLAY THE DRUMS AS LOUD AS I CAN, AND YOU SCREAM FOR HELP.
AS LOUD AS I CAN, AND YOU SCREAM FOR HELP.
WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO? AND YOU SCREAM FOR HELP.
WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO? YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE, WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO? YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE, SO YOUR PHONE WILL WORK? YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE, SO YOUR PHONE WILL WORK? OR YOU WANT TO STAY TRAPPED SO YOUR PHONE WILL WORK? OR YOU WANT TO STAY TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME ALL NIGHT? OR YOU WANT TO STAY TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME ALL NIGHT? HELP! IN HERE WITH ME ALL NIGHT? HELP! AND ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
HELP! AND ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
HELP! AND ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
HELP! WE NEED SOMEBODY! HELP! WE NEED SOMEBODY! HELP! WE NEED SOMEBODY! HELP! ANYBODY! HELP! ANYBODY! BOTH: HELP! ANYBODY! BOTH: HELP! THAT IS THE WORST COVER BOTH: HELP! THAT IS THE WORST COVER OF "HELP" I'VE EVER HEARD.
THAT IS THE WORST COVER OF "HELP" I'VE EVER HEARD.
HELP! OF "HELP" I'VE EVER HEARD.
HELP! RAY, COME ON, WE'RE READY.
HELP! RAY, COME ON, WE'RE READY.
OOH.
RAY, COME ON, WE'RE READY.
OOH.
WELCOME TO OOH.
WELCOME TO BOTH: SIX POLES WELCOME TO BOTH: SIX POLES OVER SWELLVIEW.
BOTH: SIX POLES OVER SWELLVIEW.
YOU READY TO RIDE THE FLUME? OVER SWELLVIEW.
YOU READY TO RIDE THE FLUME? YEAH.
YOU READY TO RIDE THE FLUME? YEAH.
WHAT'S A FLUME? YEAH.
WHAT'S A FLUME? JUST GET IN THE LOG.
WHAT'S A FLUME? JUST GET IN THE LOG.
THAT'S A COOLER.
JUST GET IN THE LOG.
THAT'S A COOLER.
PRETEND IT'S A LOG.
THAT'S A COOLER.
PRETEND IT'S A LOG.
I'LL GET IN THE LOG.
PRETEND IT'S A LOG.
I'LL GET IN THE LOG.
GET IN THERE.
I'LL GET IN THE LOG.
GET IN THERE.
OKAY.
GET IN THERE.
OKAY.
DO NOT PULL THAT YET.
OKAY.
DO NOT PULL THAT YET.
LIKE THAT? DO NOT PULL THAT YET.
LIKE THAT? YEAH.
LIKE THAT? YEAH.
OKAY.
YEAH.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
NOW WHAT? ALL RIGHT.
NOW WHAT? PLEASE KEEP YOUR HANDS NOW WHAT? PLEASE KEEP YOUR HANDS AND FEET INSIDE THE LOG PLEASE KEEP YOUR HANDS AND FEET INSIDE THE LOG AT ALL TIMES.
AND FEET INSIDE THE LOG AT ALL TIMES.
MANTENGA LOS MANOS AT ALL TIMES.
MANTENGA LOS MANOS Y LOS PIES ADENTRO DEL TRONCO MANTENGA LOS MANOS Y LOS PIES ADENTRO DEL TRONCO EN TODO MOMENTO, POR FAVOR.
Y LOS PIES ADENTRO DEL TRONCO EN TODO MOMENTO, POR FAVOR.
GRACIAS! EN TODO MOMENTO, POR FAVOR.
GRACIAS! NOW, PULL THE PIN! GRACIAS! NOW, PULL THE PIN! AH.
NOW, PULL THE PIN! AH.
SPLASH.
AH.
SPLASH.
YES.
SPLASH.
YES.
THAT WAS A LOT OF FUM.
YES.
THAT WAS A LOT OF FUM.
I'M SO HUNGRY.
THAT WAS A LOT OF FUM.
I'M SO HUNGRY.
I COULD EAT ANYTHING.
I'M SO HUNGRY.
I COULD EAT ANYTHING.
PIPER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I COULD EAT ANYTHING.
PIPER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SHUT UP, PIZZA.
PIPER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SHUT UP, PIZZA.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT CAMPING SHUT UP, PIZZA.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT CAMPING INVOLVED MARSHMALLOWS AND FIRE.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT CAMPING INVOLVED MARSHMALLOWS AND FIRE.
THIS IS FANTASTIC.
INVOLVED MARSHMALLOWS AND FIRE.
THIS IS FANTASTIC.
YEAH.
THIS IS FANTASTIC.
YEAH.
ARE YOU SURE IT'S COOL YEAH.
ARE YOU SURE IT'S COOL TO HAVE THIS FIRE IN HERE? ARE YOU SURE IT'S COOL TO HAVE THIS FIRE IN HERE? OH YEAH.
TO HAVE THIS FIRE IN HERE? OH YEAH.
BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT, OH YEAH.
BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT, AND I'M SUPERVISING BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT, AND I'M SUPERVISING THIS ACTIVITY.
AND I'M SUPERVISING THIS ACTIVITY.
SO YOU'RE SAYING THA THIS ACTIVITY.
SO YOU'RE SAYING THA NO KID SHOULD EVER TRY THIS SO YOU'RE SAYING THA NO KID SHOULD EVER TRY THIS WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION? NO KID SHOULD EVER TRY THIS WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION? EXACTLY.
WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION? EXACTLY.
SO, YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME? EXACTLY.
SO, YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME? BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, SO, YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME? BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T EXACTLY BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T EXACTLY THE WEEKEND WE PLANNED.
THIS ISN'T EXACTLY THE WEEKEND WE PLANNED.
ARE YOU TWO KIDDING ME? THE WEEKEND WE PLANNED.
ARE YOU TWO KIDDING ME? THIS IS AMAZING.
ARE YOU TWO KIDDING ME? THIS IS AMAZING.
YOU GUYS TAUGHT ME HOW TO RIDE THIS IS AMAZING.
YOU GUYS TAUGHT ME HOW TO RIDE AND CRASH A BIKE.
YOU GUYS TAUGHT ME HOW TO RIDE AND CRASH A BIKE.
YOU SHOWED ME WHAT RIDING AND CRASH A BIKE.
YOU SHOWED ME WHAT RIDING A FLUME IS LIKE.
YOU SHOWED ME WHAT RIDING A FLUME IS LIKE.
WE'RE CAMPING.
A FLUME IS LIKE.
WE'RE CAMPING.
YEAH.
WE'RE CAMPING.
YEAH.
AND I BET WE HELPED YOU FORGE YEAH.
AND I BET WE HELPED YOU FORGE THAT YOU NEVER HAD AND I BET WE HELPED YOU FORGE THAT YOU NEVER HAD A NORMAL CHILDHOOD.
THAT YOU NEVER HAD A NORMAL CHILDHOOD.
YEAH.
A NORMAL CHILDHOOD.
YEAH.
UNTIL YOU SAID THAT.
YEAH.
UNTIL YOU SAID THAT.
UH-OH.
UNTIL YOU SAID THAT.
UH-OH.
WHAT'S WITH THE LIGHTS? UH-OH.
WHAT'S WITH THE LIGHTS? THE GENERATORS WHAT'S WITH THE LIGHTS? THE GENERATORS MUST BE GIVING OUT.
THE GENERATORS MUST BE GIVING OUT.
THERE MIGHT BE A FLASHLIGH MUST BE GIVING OUT.
THERE MIGHT BE A FLASHLIGH IN THAT CABINET OVER THERE.
THERE MIGHT BE A FLASHLIGH IN THAT CABINET OVER THERE.
I'LL CHECK.
IN THAT CABINET OVER THERE.
I'LL CHECK.
HEY, WHAT'S THIS? I'LL CHECK.
HEY, WHAT'S THIS? WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? HEY, WHAT'S THIS? WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? A CLOCK WITH WIRES WHAT DO YOU GOT THERE? A CLOCK WITH WIRES COMING OUT OF IT.
A CLOCK WITH WIRES COMING OUT OF IT.
LET ME SEE THAT.
COMING OUT OF IT.
LET ME SEE THAT.
THERE'S SOMETHING LET ME SEE THAT.
THERE'S SOMETHING WRITTEN ON THE BACK.
THERE'S SOMETHING WRITTEN ON THE BACK.
THIS IS SCHWOZ'S HANDWRITING.
WRITTEN ON THE BACK.
THIS IS SCHWOZ'S HANDWRITING.
"LOCK DOWN TIMER.
DO NOT TOUCH.
" THIS IS SCHWOZ'S HANDWRITING.
"LOCK DOWN TIMER.
DO NOT TOUCH.
" TIMER? "LOCK DOWN TIMER.
DO NOT TOUCH.
" TIMER? YOU SAID THE LOCK DOWN TIMER? YOU SAID THE LOCK DOWN WAS 48 HOURS.
YOU SAID THE LOCK DOWN WAS 48 HOURS.
AND THAT NOTHING WAS 48 HOURS.
AND THAT NOTHING COULD CHANGE THAT.
AND THAT NOTHING COULD CHANGE THAT.
YEAH, BUT IF THIS CLOCK COULD CHANGE THAT.
YEAH, BUT IF THIS CLOCK IS THE TIMER YEAH, BUT IF THIS CLOCK IS THE TIMER FOR THE LOCK DOWN IS THE TIMER FOR THE LOCK DOWN TRY MOVING THE HANDS FORWARD.
FOR THE LOCK DOWN TRY MOVING THE HANDS FORWARD.
[ BUZZING .]
TRY MOVING THE HANDS FORWARD.
[ BUZZING .]
[ ELEVATOR DINGS .]
[ BUZZING .]
[ ELEVATOR DINGS .]
THE ELEVATOR WORKS.
[ ELEVATOR DINGS .]
THE ELEVATOR WORKS.
SO DOES MY SPROCKET.
THE ELEVATOR WORKS.
SO DOES MY SPROCKET.
BYE! SO DOES MY SPROCKET.
BYE! UP THE TUBE! BYE! UP THE TUBE! I'VE NEVER EVER UP THE TUBE! I'VE NEVER EVER BEEN THIS HUNGRY.
I'VE NEVER EVER BEEN THIS HUNGRY.
WHY ARE THEY STILL UP THERE? BEEN THIS HUNGRY.
WHY ARE THEY STILL UP THERE? CAN'T THEY LEAVE NOW WHY ARE THEY STILL UP THERE? CAN'T THEY LEAVE NOW SINCE THE LOCK DOWN IS OVER? CAN'T THEY LEAVE NOW SINCE THE LOCK DOWN IS OVER? YEAH, BUT I THINK SINCE THE LOCK DOWN IS OVER? YEAH, BUT I THINK THEY'RE DELIRIOUS WITH HUNGER.
YEAH, BUT I THINK THEY'RE DELIRIOUS WITH HUNGER.
OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS? THEY'RE DELIRIOUS WITH HUNGER.
OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS? WHAT? OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS? WHAT? IF YOU LET ME WHAT? IF YOU LET ME EAT YOUR THUMB, IF YOU LET ME EAT YOUR THUMB, I'LL LET YOU EAT MY THUMB.
EAT YOUR THUMB, I'LL LET YOU EAT MY THUMB.
DEAL.
I'LL LET YOU EAT MY THUMB.
DEAL.
DEAR GOD.
DEAL.
DEAR GOD.
THEY'RE GOING DEAR GOD.
THEY'RE GOING TO EAT EACH OTHERS' THUMBS.
THEY'RE GOING TO EAT EACH OTHERS' THUMBS.
WE BETTER GET UP THERE.
TO EAT EACH OTHERS' THUMBS.
WE BETTER GET UP THERE.
LET'S BLOW AND GO.
WE BETTER GET UP THERE.
LET'S BLOW AND GO.
OH, YEAH.
LET'S BLOW AND GO.
OH, YEAH.
STOP EATING THAT THUMB! OH, YEAH.
STOP EATING THAT THUMB! IT'S CAPTAIN MAN.
STOP EATING THAT THUMB! IT'S CAPTAIN MAN.
AND KID DANGER.
IT'S CAPTAIN MAN.
AND KID DANGER.
YES, WE ARE.
AND KID DANGER.
YES, WE ARE.
WHY YES, WE ARE.
WHY WHY ARE THEY LOOKING AT US WHY WHY ARE THEY LOOKING AT US LIKE THAT? WHY ARE THEY LOOKING AT US LIKE THAT? I DON'T KNOW.
WHY WHY ARE THEY COMING TOWARD US? I DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY LOOK HUNGRY.
RUN.
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