Queen of Swords (2000) s01e16 Episode Script

1
It's up.
It's up.
Hey, dirt.
Damn.
That was a nice shot, you idiot.
Man, it's a spooker.
I had a clear shot.
Not a clear shot of this range.
Alright.
That's what they're right.
Head flanker.
Let's go.
Yeah!
Now,
I just want to talk.
Honestly.
Drop your sword.
Give me a reason to kill you right now.
Go ahead.
That's a smart girl.
Now what?
The mask.
For my opinion, I think red is a better
color on you.
Lose it.
Take all the mystery out of our
relationship.
I'd prefer to do this to you while you're
alive, but
Is that line work on all the girls?
Most.
And now ladies and gentlemen, the
moment we have all been waiting for.
..
You're alive.
Yeah, alive and well.
Where is it?
Where's my sword?
That pile next to mine.
Oh, that's great.
It's just gonna make a little harder to
kill you then.
Okay.
Nope.
We're trapped.
Well, it's perfect.
I'll just you and me.
It's not true.
No escape.
No air.
Be fight.
We both die.
I love a lot sooner.
It's up to you.
Come be done.
You're that?
We heard the shot someone must be alive.
There's nothing.
So what are you waiting for?
Dig him out.
Should we turn color on Montoya?
Do you think the colonel can dig better
than you?
Your captain's life is in your hands.
If they're still alive, they'll be healed.
But if they did, then I
am master Queen and
deliver her corpse to
a very grateful colonel.
A colonel.
Who will need a new captain at the guard?
It's crazy.
You know, the alternative.
You know, we're wasting more oxygen.
in this way than we'd be for fighting.
I somehow doubt that.
Learning those torches is an helping
either.
If you think you're staying in the dark
with me, you're crazy.
Ah.
Don't betray yourself, is that it?
We still might be eating hard.
A little messy.
Little sweaty.
Maybe that's more your style, huh?
We got me there.
Dirty, stinky evil, guys.
Every girl's dream.
Oh!
Oh!
This
is Now I'm done
with this anyway.
This is a stupid idea.
It's nowhere fast.
I admit it, but I think you're right.
Here we are, huh?
Just stuck in a mine shaft.
Slowly suffocating.
That's a hell of a way to die,
isn't it?
Wasn't exactly what I had in mind,
either.
No.
Since we're both doomed anyway,
I was kind of thinking maybe we can.
Over my dead body.
Why do you hate me so much?
You know, we go way back.
Never killed a woman before.
You're a good safe.
Yes, I'm a little more than expected.
You could be a little less.
They're good to me.
Oh!
We made a connection.
Oh, come on.
Tell me you didn't feel that.
Not really.
Okay, but you can't deny that we are a lot
alike.
Yeah, I must be thinning here already.
Oh, I'm serious.
Just think about it.
Well, you're a warrior and I'm a
Murder.
You're strong willed, independent,
and I It's like a path of control freak.
You're passionate.
And I'm An egomaniac.
Okay, why don't you just admit it?
Admit what?
Admit that that maybe I don't know in
another time or another place.
You know what I might have made music?
Oh.
You're delusional.
No.
Just picture this.
Hey, it's okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Just picture this.
It's you and me and we're alone in a log
cabin.
Fire going, lying on the bear skin rug.
And our bodies are pressed together.
So close.
What did you go sit over there?
Are you waiting for someone else?
Is that it?
Don't kid yourself.
The hell kind of guy would go for a woman
like you.
I was brought here to kill a bandit leader
of Queen.
For her head, I will get 500 values.
You'd kill for money.
Why?
The war ruined Baba.
When he died, my brother took what little
was left at.
There's no house.
There are no stables there.
There's nothing.
The only thing that I have is my sword.
These were my grandmothers.
And now it's yours.
And I'm finished.
We're all married.
And now we're still believing this.
Well done.
I'm sure Senor Quantores was your teacher.
What does it matter Antonio?
Do you know me?
Do you see a run, Senor Torres will be
displeased?
I've been staying alive was the most
important thing.
Not above honor.
You speak of honor.
You are the one hiding behind a mask.
Why are you?
Tessa.
Antonio.
Tell me why I shouldn't kill you.
Because I can give you the queen of
swords.
Shoot him.
Is the queen of swords worth the golden
carry?
You are carrying 1000 realities.
You will not betray me.
Why is the fee we originally agreed to?
Yes, that's true.
But if you won the queen of swords,
you will not betray me.
You are in no position to argue.
I would pay 10 times time to see her head
on a pike in a village square.
Very well.
That was well-bouted Antonio.
You have finally named the price for your
honor.
I cannot tell something I have already
lost.
No!
I don't know!
Son of a bitch!
See how it was made.
We'll get a lot more in common than you
think.
Well, so here we are.
All alone.
Close enough, Tessa.
Throw it.
That too.
When I was kind of driving, it's something
else.
I doubt it.
You never have more than one thing on your
mind.
Sometimes I have to.
Careful.
You are one pain in the ass.
You know how good I had it before you
showed up?
Murdering, pillaging, robbing.
Okay, okay.
I just got one question.
I get a good one.
Well, there's a hell of a lot more crime
and corruption up in Monterey, say.
Why did you send a line?
Everything's all confused, but
I miss you so much.
I've never felt so alone.
You are never alone.
Look how you've grown, Angelica.
In life, we never shared my wine together.
Why are you doing this to me?
My father's dead.
Unfortunately, too.
At least he'll watch us over his daughter.
I'm murdered.
One man held a gun.
But there were many fingers on the two.
Tell me what should I do?
Hurry up for this hour, but others should
do nothing.
You expect me to stand by while your
murderers go free?
They will not go unpunished.
Look.
That's my advantage, Angel.
She will see just this is done.
Papa, no wait.
Never alone.
My little angel.
Papa.
Papa, I just had the strangest dream.
Yes, I know.
He's all here.
You're this to me.
The Queen of Swords.
Me?
How should I know?
But you said
I say a lot of things.
But do you see?
Never alone.
My little angel.
Don't be afraid.
That's my advantage, Angel.
She will see just this is done.
What is it?
What is?
My destiny.
Let's just say I have a score to settle.
You know, a woman like you with a sword in
the mask and the whips and everything.
You could probably really go places.
I could say the same thing about you.
Well, I like my job.
Really?
I'll tell you a stooch.
The captain of the guard.
Oh, give me a break.
Can't even spit on your own boots unless
he says so.
That's not true.
Just have a unique working relationship.
Right.
What do you have on you?
Nothing.
It must be something.
Whatever it is.
Obviously, it terrifies you.
It's always nothing to see you.
God, I know.
Please.
Give my regards to your most esteemed
husband.
Of course.
You seem to have away with the fairest
sex, dear.
It is a quality that may come in use for
me, for you.
Well, you see, even if
Tessa Alvarado could pay her
taxes, there are other
ways to control her land.
Marriage, for example.
Marriage.
You yourself, Capitan.
You're a stranger in a strange land,
much like the person you retire.
You have no money of your own other than
what I pay you.
You have no family.
No social standing.
And I can take care of myself.
All right.
And if anyone were to learn why you left
the army in such a terrible hurry, froze.
Murder.
Bye.
I need I say no.
You got it all wrong.
Until I like a team, you want to hand wash
this together.
Except you're doing all his dirty work.
Oh, you don't understand.
It's a guy thing.
This is always the time.
Go back to town.
Get a wagon full of gunpowder.
They're going to bring the unto all him.
What's your problem, soldier?
That could bury both of them forever,
Sergeant?
Exactly.
Now go.
You tired?
No.
You?
No.
No.
Just thinking that you
know since the air is
getting pretty thin and
he might want to lie down.
Is this one of your military maneuvers?
No.
You just be on your feet for a while.
Maybe.
Come on relax.
Look, we're going to die down here.
All right?
Maybe.
Here, they want to end it.
It's cold today.
Thought I'm last moment of warming
contact.
Down, boy.
You know, I don't really even have to see
your face.
You know, all the right things to say,
don't you?
Just feel the soft warmth of your skin.
No.
Wait, wait, wait.
Don't even like this.
I don't like this.
You don't find me just the least bit sexy.
No.
You know, I think you've got the most
beautiful eyes I've ever seen.
I wonder how they look.
That you want to kiss me first.
Oh!
Oh!
God damn goes.
Oh.
What's the matter with you?
I don't like you.
Don't you get it?
I think you have issues with men.
Those kind of moves no wonder you're still
single.
I'll either slit my throat and get it over
with or take your knee off my right.
Right, I'll write.
What the hell are you doing leaping off
rocks?
The hell are you doing following me?
Tell me why you're leaving town.
Tell me who's under the mask.
That's first.
I'm talking to you.
This is all your fault.
Are you looking for something?
My horse.
Your horse.
Your horse.
Equus.
Full legs, big head, long tail.
There's a ratchet few miles west.
You can always get a new one there.
That is, of course, there's still plenty
on running away.
I am not running away.
I am walking.
I am running away.
To save me.
Thank you.
I don't have issues with men, Marcus.
I have issues with you.
Oh, give me that.
Everybody loves a bad boy.
So girls like nice guys.
Yeah, well, not to sleep with her.
Do you know how many women?
Up.
Spare me.
Easy, you idiot.
Drop one of those and we're all dead.
You, I was drowning in the hero.
Just give up.
Dead anyway.
You think you could give me a hand?
Shut up.
You wouldn't even be in this mess.
So the earthquake is my fault.
I don't really want to get all the damage
to this man in my first place.
It's really trying to save my life.
Details, details.
Checkmate, Mike Wayne.
I'd like to save prayer.
As long as you make it a short prayer.
A plea for my executioner's souls.
I'll touch him.
And she's finished.
Kill her.
Shoot her!
Shoot her!
Kill her!
Please, sir!
I'm about to understand!
Well, where is she?
I don't know!
This shall be she dead!
What is it?
The lesser man might have said I told you
so.
Not you.
Nope.
You know, come to think of it.
I don't think that
I don't think they were actually even
really enemies, you know.
It's all the strength to try to kill me.
Is this your way of breaking the ice?
Yeah, I guess.
They don't work much so, did it?
You know
He wouldn't have made it so much,
I think.
He just got to pick one tongue because I'm
his fallen orders anyway, right?
Don't worry.
He's on the list.
Oops.
I'll take your best shot.
Leaving so soon?
Apparently not.
Best by moonlight.
Our romantic.
I bet you say that to all the girls.
Adios.
My queen.
Adios, Colonel.
Are you still there?
Yeah.
Hey.
I hope that one's final game X isn't us.
My max.
It's your turn.
Hey, long advice.
Me too.
Hey.
You're all
It's a good move here.
I don't miss you.
Hey, that one's soft.
Nah, I'm just being honest.
Adios, Captain.
Adios.
No!
Hurry!
It's gonna glow!
Yes, yes, yes.
The mountain has.
Let's bring him more digging.
The queen is waiting.
Come on!
Here.
You didn't.
No.
Looks like we're gonna live.
One of us is.
I wouldn't move another inch if I were
you.
It's not an issue.
Oh, great.
So now what, huh?
We're still stuck.
You're not gonna kill me.
You hear that?
That's not exactly mice.
It's to me like you're stuck between a
rock and a heart place, huh?
And they were done that.
This first, boys.
Get her!
It's mine.
Is it her?
I'll run away.
Where could I pass a big o, Captain?
Your life?
Or the medicine?
Shoot him.
Shoot.
You won't shoot me?
Is it healer?
Is that a killer?
Not like me.
Guess that leaves you on top.
Go!
Go!
Oh, yeah, but that was just BS luck.
I prefer to call it skill.
Whatever.
You know, one day that'll fade.
And then what happens?
Won't you just give me this sword?
And then what?
You kill me?
No.
How much longer?
We were almost through.
Get out of my way!
I have a proposition.
Of course you do.
Well, you know, they're my soldiers.
So I could probably get you out of this.
Maybe.
You and I might, uh
Stand up.
Thank you.
Stand.
Maybe we can work something out.
How's now you'd see it my way?
You're true.
Take out the jacket.
Gladly.
And then your pants.
Here we are.
We are through.
Captain!
Where is she?
Where's the queen?
It's the queen of swords!
Look at him!
This up.
Where have you been?
What are you wearing?
Don't ask.
I've got things you need for.
I said don't.
I've got things you need for.
Martha.
What's he wearing?
You don't want to know.
Those are his words.
Oh no.
This one you don't get to yourself.
Martha.
I tell you.
I'd have to kill you.
Maybe you're right.
Maybe I don't want to know.