Adventures of the Gummi Bears (1985) s01e17 Episode Script

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Dashing and daring ♪
Courageous and caring ♪
Faithful and friendly ♪
With stories to share ♪
All through the forest ♪
They sing out in chorus ♪
Marching along as their
song fills the air ♪
Gummi Bears ♪
Bouncing here and
there and everywhere ♪
High adventure
that's beyond compare ♪
They are the Gummi Bears ♪
Magic and mystery ♪
Are part of their history ♪
Along with the secret
Of Gummiberry Juice ♪
Their legend is growing ♪
They take pride in knowing ♪
They'll fight for what's
right in whatever they do ♪
Gummi Bears ♪
Bouncing here
and there and everywhere ♪
High adventure
that's beyond compare ♪
They are the Gummi Bears ♪
They are the Gummi Bears! ♪
I'm really sorry, Grammi.
I feel awful.
Oh, just drop it.
Here, let me.
Oh, Tummi, I can do that!
But look, you're an invalid.
Incapable! Helpless!
I don't stir my tea
with my foot, you know?
Good thing, too.
Good heavens, do you wanna
scratch my nose for me next?
Okay, sure.
Stop that!
I can do for myself,
Tummi Gummi!
But, Grammi
And don't come back till supper!
Get that cauldron hot, Toadie.
After I catch a Gummi Bear,
I'll need it to boil
secrets out of him.
A clever trap like
this Gummi grabber
could only have been
created by a born leader.
This is a Gummi Bear.
Uh-uh, that a stick.
Anyone at home?
The Gummi sees the berries,
steps into the trap and
Voilà!
Ooh, works good!
Uh, someone coming, hide!
Hmm.
How come trap not work?
Maybe only works on sticks.
Let's go.
Gotta hide.
Gotcha!
Duke Igthorn
promote me for this!
I hope they like mutton.
Phew, it's hot in here.
Watcher, sit!
A human!
Don't be frightened, stranger.
Watcher won't hurt you.
I'm not what I seem.
- Really?
- Yeah, don't believe your eyes.
I seldom do.
What are you doing?
I just want to look at you,
all right?
You're
You're blind.
Now, hold still.
My, quite a fuzzy face.
Don't shave much.
Hmm. Very interesting.
Broad mouth,
cute nose,
and plump too.
Now, just a minute.
Probably a food
lover like me, right?
How'd you guess?
- My name's Trina.
- Mines Tummi.
I was just about
to make some pancakes,
would you like some?
No, I really gotta be going.
Pancakes?
You're on.
Great.
And then maybe
you can tell me why
those ogres were after you.
Oh yeah, here, let me do that.
- Why?
- Well, 'cause you're helpless.
Oh, really?
Wow, how come you
don't bump into things?
It's not hard if you
know where everything is.
Your Dukieness!
Lookie, lookie!
We got a Gummi Bear!
Quickly, let me see!
Voilà!
Toadie!
You rang, Duke-a-mio!
Take those imbecilic ogres
and find me that Gummi,
if there really is one.
You slightest wish is my
Get going!
Mm, I haven't had a meal
like that since breakfast.
Thanks.
Oh, you're welcome.
I'm glad to have
someone to cook for.
Shh, I hear someone coming.
- I don't.
- Trust me, let's get inside.
We'll hide you in a pile of hay.
One, two, three.
That's amazing.
No, that's practice.
Now, hide!
Open in the name
of Duke Igthorn!
Very well,
then I will break it down!
Oh, you poor thing.
Let me help you.
Never mind.
Search the cottage!
Why are you here?
We're looking for a
Small, furry creature.
Have you seen one, girly?
Hardly, I'm blind.
Oh, of course.
I knew it all along.
What's up this ladder?
The hay loft.
I'll check it myself.
Oh, by all means.
Just watch out for the bats.
Bats?
On second thought,
I get dizzy in high places.
Hey, you, you.
Go up and search the loft.
Perhaps you'd like to make sure
there's no trap door under here.
Oh, are you all right?
What was that?
Oh, sorry.
No, please, don't help anymore!
We're going!
They've gone, Tummi.
I've caused you plenty
of trouble, Trina.
I better go.
Wait until dark,
in case Igthorn and
his goons are still about.
But what if the Duke comes back?
So much the better for us.
Put this in the middle
of the room, Tummi,
then help me move
something up in the loft.
What are we doing?
We're setting some
booby traps for a booby.
And we went over that
blind girl's cottage
with a fine tooth comb,
your Iggy-ship.
You're sure you
checked everywhere?
Yep, everywhere but hay loft.
What?
You missed the
most obvious place?
Take me to that cottage!
I'm going to check
that loft myself.
Open up, girl!
It is I, Duke Igthorn!
Now you shall see true
nobility in action.
Oh boy.
Please, enter.
Ooh, it's scary in there.
His Igthorn is not afraid!
Uh.
Who am I addressing?
Nearly a simple shepherdess
who bows before your greatness.
What is this, some kind of?
Blast this darkness!
You get used to it.
Oh, yes, well.
Show me the loft, girl!
Follow me, your lordship.
This way, Duke.
Dear me, I should've warned
you about those beams.
The hay!
Now I've got him!
Oh, so that's where
I left my anvil.
Beams, anvils, darkness!
I'm going to have my ogres tear
this cottages to splinters!
Hooray for Dukie!
That Gummi Bear through!
My lord, are you all right?
I mean.
Where?
What were you looking for,
your nobleness?
Uh, a small, furry creature.
Oh, well, here he is!
He is?
He is!
Gotcha!
You mean he's been
here all along?
Well, of course, my lord.
Oh, those idiots!
Ah.
Your poor man.
Surrounded by such people.
And you with such a noble,
strong face.
Really?
The face of a born leader.
Well, of course.
Fools, you had me
looking for a dog!
And worse!
You disturbed this
intelligent lady.
They shall never bother
you again, my dear.
Never!
If you'll excuse me, Duke.
It's getting late.
But of course.
Au revoir!
Goodbye!
And good riddance.
That was great.
Yeah, don't you
love the orange sauce?
Well, I guess it's
time for me to go, Trina.
Right.
I'm gonna miss your pancakes.
Well, do you think you
could find your way back here?
Sure, with my eyes closed.
But next time, Tummi,
use the front door.
Goodbye, my fine, furry friend.
Whoever you are.
Bye!
Oh, Tummi, listen.
I'm sorry if
I yelled at you before.
I knew you were
just trying to help.
Oh, that's okay.
Tell you what.
Why don't you get
me that book, Tummi?
Nope.
You should really learn
to do for yourself.
This time Dunwyn
Castle will be mine!
Oh, Toadwart,
it's worth staying up all night
when I come up with a plan of
such overwhelming brilliance.
You were inspired,
oh brained one.
Ah, but my genius is so drained.
I can hardly remember a thing.
Drained oh weary wonder.
So, what are the details
of my irresistible plan?
I don't know, Duke-a-mente.
What do you mean you don't know?
Well, I wrote it all down.
I even made maps.
So, where are they?
I lost them.
And for service below and
behind the call of duty,
you are hereby
banished until you can
do something right.
Ready?
- Aim!
- But what about sharks?
They'll just have to
take their chances with you
just like the rest of us!
Fire!
Dukie!
What I like about
picnics is even Grammi
can't ruin carrot sticks
and hard boiled eggs.
Be careful packing
that leftover cake, boys!
I didn't eat it, Gruffi.
Honest.
Then who did?
Uh, it was just sitting there
and this ogre came along
and ate it, mm-hmm.
Oh, come now, Tummi.
Where would an
ogre hide in here?
It was just a little ogre.
Right and he had
frosting all over his nose!
I can't help it, Grammi.
You made too much
of my favorite dish.
Which favorite dish?
Leftovers!
No more eating until supper!
But Grammi, riding the
quick cars makes me hungry!
Breathing makes him hungry.
I can do just fine
without that old Dukie.
All by myself.
In these woods.
Alone.
Lost!
I want my Dukie!
I wanna go home!
This is the end!
I haven't eaten in half an hour
and I'm starving!
And now I fall down a cliff.
I'll just have to
lie here helpless
until the wolves find me.
Wolves!
On a second thought,
I'll keep going.
Wait a minute.
When you're lost, you're
supposed to stay in one place.
All right, nothing is
moving me from this spot.
Will you stop throwing
your weight around?
You're rocking the car!
I didn't do anything.
Sure, sure,
that little ogre did, right?
Now, just sit still, will ya?
Sitting still makes me hungry.
All right, everyone,
let's get this stuff inside!
Not you, Cubbi.
You go make your bed like
I told you to this morning.
Oh, women!
This is for you, Dukie.
I didn't do it, honest!
Then who did?
Look, he must've done it!
Who, Cubbi?
No, it was a
A little ogre, right?
You saw him too?
Yes, when he had
frosting all over his nose.
Oh, but it was an ogre.
He's in Gummi Glen!
Tummi, this ogre
business is wearing thin.
Now, you take in the baskets.
But no!
I have to catch the ogre!
Wow-ee!
Ooh, I got to tell
Dukie about all this.
Notes, notes, I have
to take lots of notes.
I'm going to tell Dukie
all the Gummi secrets.
How am I gonna get home?
What's this?
I can just take one of
those zippy car things
home to Drekmore.
Now, to make a map of
the rest of this place.
- Ah-ha!
- Oh no!
Wait till Grammi sees this!
Ow!
Ah, he ruined it!
You won't get away this time,
you little eggplant
eating shrimp!
Grammi!
There is an ogre, I got him!
Almost.
Tummi, I'm getting
tired of this silly game!
But Grammi!
Not one more word about ogres!
Understand?
If I can't tell ya,
I'm just gonna have to show ya.
Get that done at once or else!
Signed, Igthorn,
Duke of Drekmore.
Read that back.
Read?
You said must write.
Never said reading.
Can't do both.
You fungus brained!
Gah!
Get down here!
It's just not the same.
Where's Toadie?
You can never find
a good piece of furniture
when you need one.
You can't clean up that
mess with a fly swatter!
Get a broom!
But the ogre!
Uh-uh-uh!
Gummiberry Juice!
Ooh, now I gotcha!
Here we are,
a fresh batch for all of us!
I don't suppose you'd believe me
if I told ya a little ogre just headed
into the quick tunnels with
our Gummiberry Juice, huh?
I didn't think so.
Hey, come back here!
- He's crazy!
- Follow him!
Look, look, there is an ogre!
And he's got our juice!
If they get that
back to Drekmore,
there'll be no stopping Igthorn.
Come on!
Oh dear!
Oh my goodness,
he's getting away!
We're slowing down!
Don't worry,
we'll catch him on the downhill.
- Duck!
- What?
That's not a duck, it's a fish.
This is making me hungry.
He's pulling away!
We're just too heavy!
I made it, I made it!
See what happens when
you don't use your seatbelt?
There he goes, there he goes!
He's headed for the surface!
We can catch him now!
Not so fast, buddy.
You think you so smart.
I'm gonna get so strong,
I'll use this
forest like a club!
Wait, wait, you don't
know what you're doing!
Quick, quick, everybody back!
There's no telling what
that much juice will do.
Now we see who's so tough.
Back everyone!
Further, further back!
Wow, that really
makes me hungry.
I wish I knew where my
end table was right now.
Toadie, speak to me!
Dukems.
Never touch royalty!
But matchless one,
I've been to Gummi Glen!
What? Well, don't just
sit there, Toadwart,
tell me where it is!
I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know?
Well, I had a map and
I had Gummiberry Juice
and everything.
And where are they now,
pray tell?
I lost them.
Welcome home,
you intellectual midget!
There's a catapult
I wanna introduce you to!