Bunnicula (2016) s01e17 Episode Script
Adopt a Vampire
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(HISSING)
(CACKLING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(CHESTER WHISTLING)
(PIRATE CAPTAIN VOICE) Splice
the main brace and secure the
bow sprint, Mr. Pettypoint.
(CREWMEMBER VOICE)
Aye, aye, sir!
(PIRATE CAPTAIN VOICE) You men
there, hoist the bow sprint.
(PIRATE CAPTAIN VOICE) Steady!
Steady, lads!
One last piece
and we are all
Hmm.
Hmm?
Bunnicula!
(GRUNTS) Ooh.
-(BOTH LAUGHING LOUDLY)
-(CHESTER SCREAMING)
No, no, no. Not the stairs!
CHESTER: (SCREAMS)
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
(GROANING)
(ALL SCREAM)
HAROLD: Whoo-hoo!
WOMAN ON TV: You have
pushed me too far, Tony.
TONY: Put that down.
-CHESTER: Put me down.
-(BUNNICULA AND HAROLD LAUGH)
WOMAN: Stay back
or I'll use this.
TONY: You haven't got
the guts, Tyler.
CHESTER: Oh, my God!
TYLER: Oh, yeah?
Well, take that.
-(THUMPING OVER TV)
-(CAT MEOWS)
TONY: (LAUGHS) You missed.
TYLER: Oh, yeah? Take this!
CHESTER: I can't take it!
TONY: Oh! You got me.
CHESTER: Oh! It got me!
Ah. Awesome.
(CHESTER SCREAMING)
(GROANS)
(RETCHES)
Hey, Bunnic.
I got an idea what to do next.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(CHESTER SCREAMS)
(SCREECHES)
Hey, Chester, we're gonna
do something different.
You wanna come?
-Put me down.
-Ah!
Let's go! Whee!
I, I don't
Ah!
(GLASS SHATTERS)
I don't know how much
more of this I can take.
My nerves are about
as frazzled as they can get.
How many more of these
"friends" can I tolerate?
Did he have to invite
Frankengator?
-The invisible baboon?
-(BABOON SCREECHING)
-Or the beast
from 20,000 toilets?
-(GROWLING)
Of course not.
(FLUSHES)
(SIGHS) Things around here
were much more serene
before that
fuzzy little troublemaker
showed his fuzzy little face.
(SIGHS) And another thing.
I don't like the effect
it's having on Harold.
BOTH: (CHANTING)
Chew, chew, chew!
Hmm. I'm probably
gonna get blamed for that.
This Bunnicula and his
giant caterpillar thing
is the last straw.
I got to get rid of that
troublemaker once and for all.
If only there was a way
I could do it
without any harm done,
but somehow pass him off
to be someone else's problem.
If I could arrange,
you know, some kind of
Oh, I almost forgot.
It's all too perfect.
Mina is volunteering
at this nighttime
pet adoption event.
It looks like there will be
all sorts of people who would
want to adopt new pets.
Even someone
who wants to adopt a rabbit.
(DOGS BARKING)
What about this puppy?
Aw! Can we keep him, Mom?
Oh. Yes, dear.
MINA: I just have to ask you
some questions first.
Go ahead, dear.
MINA: Number one,
what color is your sofa?
CHESTER: Oh, good.
She's distracted.
Okay, Harold,
bring Bunnicula over.
Gee, Chester, this don't look
like the right park.
Where's the slide?
Where's the sandbox?
Where's the rusty
worn out swing
that when you
ride on it goes
squee, squaw,
squee, squaw?
-Harold.
-HAROLD: Squee
-Harold!
-squaw!
Squee!
Harold.
CHESTER: We'll do
the park thing later.
Squaw.
-Here, give me Bunnicula.
-(BUNNICULA EXCLAIMS)
Okay, little guy.
-Ah.
-CHESTER: All right,
now get cute.
Ah. I love you.
HAROLD: Aw, ain't he cute?
CHESTER: There.
Now, it's only
a matter of time
before my problems are over.
Aw, look at Mina.
She's always helping animals.
CHESTER: Yeah, she's great.
If it were up to her,
she'd take
all of these guys home.
Yeah, she even took
Bunnicula in.
-Hi!
-(GASPS)
I have a kitty, too.
What's your kitty's name?
His name is Chester.
He was just a kitten
when I found him.
He was so small and alone.
He really needed me.
He was terrified
of his own shadow.
You know, I took him
to the beach once
and he was so confused
by all the sand,
he thought it was
a big litter box.
(GIGGLES)
He was so cute.
You must love him very much.
Of course I do. He's great.
I also have a dog and a bunny.
And I love them, too.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Aw, he sure does like you.
(GROANS) I can't do it.
I can't go through with this.
If this little guy
gets adopted,
it would devastate Mina.
I gotta stop this.
Here, Harold, hold this sign.
Come on, Bunnicula.
Let's just get the
-Harold?
-Uh-oh.
What?
Whoa! (CHUCKLES)
Hey, guys.
This nice old lady
is taking me to the park.
Harold, get out of there.
(CHUCKLES) Come on.
No, no, no!
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
Harold, no, no!
(TIRES SCREECH)
No, no, no, no!
(BRAKES SCREECH)
Oh, hey, Chester.
See you at the park.
No. He's gone!
Oh, no.
(WINGS FLUTTER)
-Hi.
-This is all your fault!
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
If it weren't for you,
I wouldn't be put
in the position
of having to come up with ways
to get rid of you.
Oh, what?
Oh, whatever.
It doesn't even matter now.
Harold's gone
and there's nothing we can do.
Ah.
What? Do you have a plan?
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
-What the heck was that?
-What?
You know the only one who can
understand you is Harold,
and now he's gone.
Ha!
Fine.
I'll just get him back
without you.
(GROWLS)
Surprise.
(SCREAMS)
No, put me down! Put me down!
Tally-ho!
Oh, no, not again!
(CHESTER SCREAMING)
(GRUNTING)
Yeah!
Left, whoa! Right!
-(ENGINE REVVING)
-HAROLD: Whoo-hoo!
Ahh!
(GAGS) Awesome.
Ahh!
Looks like they are starting
Mardi Gras early this year.
All right! Party!
Hey, look, there's the car
with Harold in it.
Oh, no, the cliche is out.
Oh, hey guys,
in case anyone is wondering,
I'm wearing a lapel.
Harold!
Tell that old lady to stop!
-What?
-The bridge is out!
You're doomed!
It is far out.
Vroom-vroom now.
Not vroom-vroom, doom, doom!
That's what I said.
Vroom-vroom!
No, doo
(SIGHS) How do I get
dragged into these
conversations with him?
(ENGINE REVVING)
Help! (SCREAMS)
Huh?
(GRUNTS)
(SIGHS) I guess I owe you one.
Oh, no. Look, hurry!
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Sheesh! Even the giant worm
understands this guy.
(SCREAMS)
Oh! Uh-oh.
(CRASHING, TIRES SCREECH)
(CAT YOWLS)
Okay, dear. Out you go.
There's someone inside
who cannot wait to meet you.
His name's Griffith and I know
the two of you are
Come on, Harold,
we're taking you home.
Say goodbye to the nice lady.
(CHUCKLES) Goodbye, nice lady.
Thanks for the ride.
Oh. Well,
that's disappointing.
Poor Griffith.
I'm sorry, dear.
But it looks like it's going
to be leftovers for you again.
(SOBBING)
Step on it,
you oversized fish bait.
We have to get home before
Mina notices we're gone.
Boy, I thought you were lost
for good, buddy.
You know,
I really like riding in cars.
We should take a road trip.
Imagine being out there,
free, nowhere to call home.
Free nomads with nothing
-MINA: Guys, I'm home!
-Bye!
You know, Bunnicula,
I gotta say,
you really came through
out there today.
If it weren't for you,
Harold would have
been gone forever.
Mina was right
to have such faith in you.
-You're all right.
-Thank you.
You're welcome.
Hey, I understood
what you said!
Maybe I'm finally
Wait a second.
Could you do that
the whole time?
Have you been messing with me?
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Okay. Now you're
messing with me.
(CONTINUES SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Yup. Funny. Hilarious.
Really nailing it.
You're really giving me
some good stuff here.
This Oh, yeah.
There's a good one.
Ah, the old
rolling-the-head routine.
(SIGHS) Maybe I could
sell him online or something.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(HISSING)
(CACKLING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(CHESTER WHISTLING)
(PIRATE CAPTAIN VOICE) Splice
the main brace and secure the
bow sprint, Mr. Pettypoint.
(CREWMEMBER VOICE)
Aye, aye, sir!
(PIRATE CAPTAIN VOICE) You men
there, hoist the bow sprint.
(PIRATE CAPTAIN VOICE) Steady!
Steady, lads!
One last piece
and we are all
Hmm.
Hmm?
Bunnicula!
(GRUNTS) Ooh.
-(BOTH LAUGHING LOUDLY)
-(CHESTER SCREAMING)
No, no, no. Not the stairs!
CHESTER: (SCREAMS)
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
(GROANING)
(ALL SCREAM)
HAROLD: Whoo-hoo!
WOMAN ON TV: You have
pushed me too far, Tony.
TONY: Put that down.
-CHESTER: Put me down.
-(BUNNICULA AND HAROLD LAUGH)
WOMAN: Stay back
or I'll use this.
TONY: You haven't got
the guts, Tyler.
CHESTER: Oh, my God!
TYLER: Oh, yeah?
Well, take that.
-(THUMPING OVER TV)
-(CAT MEOWS)
TONY: (LAUGHS) You missed.
TYLER: Oh, yeah? Take this!
CHESTER: I can't take it!
TONY: Oh! You got me.
CHESTER: Oh! It got me!
Ah. Awesome.
(CHESTER SCREAMING)
(GROANS)
(RETCHES)
Hey, Bunnic.
I got an idea what to do next.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(CHESTER SCREAMS)
(SCREECHES)
Hey, Chester, we're gonna
do something different.
You wanna come?
-Put me down.
-Ah!
Let's go! Whee!
I, I don't
Ah!
(GLASS SHATTERS)
I don't know how much
more of this I can take.
My nerves are about
as frazzled as they can get.
How many more of these
"friends" can I tolerate?
Did he have to invite
Frankengator?
-The invisible baboon?
-(BABOON SCREECHING)
-Or the beast
from 20,000 toilets?
-(GROWLING)
Of course not.
(FLUSHES)
(SIGHS) Things around here
were much more serene
before that
fuzzy little troublemaker
showed his fuzzy little face.
(SIGHS) And another thing.
I don't like the effect
it's having on Harold.
BOTH: (CHANTING)
Chew, chew, chew!
Hmm. I'm probably
gonna get blamed for that.
This Bunnicula and his
giant caterpillar thing
is the last straw.
I got to get rid of that
troublemaker once and for all.
If only there was a way
I could do it
without any harm done,
but somehow pass him off
to be someone else's problem.
If I could arrange,
you know, some kind of
Oh, I almost forgot.
It's all too perfect.
Mina is volunteering
at this nighttime
pet adoption event.
It looks like there will be
all sorts of people who would
want to adopt new pets.
Even someone
who wants to adopt a rabbit.
(DOGS BARKING)
What about this puppy?
Aw! Can we keep him, Mom?
Oh. Yes, dear.
MINA: I just have to ask you
some questions first.
Go ahead, dear.
MINA: Number one,
what color is your sofa?
CHESTER: Oh, good.
She's distracted.
Okay, Harold,
bring Bunnicula over.
Gee, Chester, this don't look
like the right park.
Where's the slide?
Where's the sandbox?
Where's the rusty
worn out swing
that when you
ride on it goes
squee, squaw,
squee, squaw?
-Harold.
-HAROLD: Squee
-Harold!
-squaw!
Squee!
Harold.
CHESTER: We'll do
the park thing later.
Squaw.
-Here, give me Bunnicula.
-(BUNNICULA EXCLAIMS)
Okay, little guy.
-Ah.
-CHESTER: All right,
now get cute.
Ah. I love you.
HAROLD: Aw, ain't he cute?
CHESTER: There.
Now, it's only
a matter of time
before my problems are over.
Aw, look at Mina.
She's always helping animals.
CHESTER: Yeah, she's great.
If it were up to her,
she'd take
all of these guys home.
Yeah, she even took
Bunnicula in.
-Hi!
-(GASPS)
I have a kitty, too.
What's your kitty's name?
His name is Chester.
He was just a kitten
when I found him.
He was so small and alone.
He really needed me.
He was terrified
of his own shadow.
You know, I took him
to the beach once
and he was so confused
by all the sand,
he thought it was
a big litter box.
(GIGGLES)
He was so cute.
You must love him very much.
Of course I do. He's great.
I also have a dog and a bunny.
And I love them, too.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Aw, he sure does like you.
(GROANS) I can't do it.
I can't go through with this.
If this little guy
gets adopted,
it would devastate Mina.
I gotta stop this.
Here, Harold, hold this sign.
Come on, Bunnicula.
Let's just get the
-Harold?
-Uh-oh.
What?
Whoa! (CHUCKLES)
Hey, guys.
This nice old lady
is taking me to the park.
Harold, get out of there.
(CHUCKLES) Come on.
No, no, no!
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
Harold, no, no!
(TIRES SCREECH)
No, no, no, no!
(BRAKES SCREECH)
Oh, hey, Chester.
See you at the park.
No. He's gone!
Oh, no.
(WINGS FLUTTER)
-Hi.
-This is all your fault!
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
If it weren't for you,
I wouldn't be put
in the position
of having to come up with ways
to get rid of you.
Oh, what?
Oh, whatever.
It doesn't even matter now.
Harold's gone
and there's nothing we can do.
Ah.
What? Do you have a plan?
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
-What the heck was that?
-What?
You know the only one who can
understand you is Harold,
and now he's gone.
Ha!
Fine.
I'll just get him back
without you.
(GROWLS)
Surprise.
(SCREAMS)
No, put me down! Put me down!
Tally-ho!
Oh, no, not again!
(CHESTER SCREAMING)
(GRUNTING)
Yeah!
Left, whoa! Right!
-(ENGINE REVVING)
-HAROLD: Whoo-hoo!
Ahh!
(GAGS) Awesome.
Ahh!
Looks like they are starting
Mardi Gras early this year.
All right! Party!
Hey, look, there's the car
with Harold in it.
Oh, no, the cliche is out.
Oh, hey guys,
in case anyone is wondering,
I'm wearing a lapel.
Harold!
Tell that old lady to stop!
-What?
-The bridge is out!
You're doomed!
It is far out.
Vroom-vroom now.
Not vroom-vroom, doom, doom!
That's what I said.
Vroom-vroom!
No, doo
(SIGHS) How do I get
dragged into these
conversations with him?
(ENGINE REVVING)
Help! (SCREAMS)
Huh?
(GRUNTS)
(SIGHS) I guess I owe you one.
Oh, no. Look, hurry!
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Sheesh! Even the giant worm
understands this guy.
(SCREAMS)
Oh! Uh-oh.
(CRASHING, TIRES SCREECH)
(CAT YOWLS)
Okay, dear. Out you go.
There's someone inside
who cannot wait to meet you.
His name's Griffith and I know
the two of you are
Come on, Harold,
we're taking you home.
Say goodbye to the nice lady.
(CHUCKLES) Goodbye, nice lady.
Thanks for the ride.
Oh. Well,
that's disappointing.
Poor Griffith.
I'm sorry, dear.
But it looks like it's going
to be leftovers for you again.
(SOBBING)
Step on it,
you oversized fish bait.
We have to get home before
Mina notices we're gone.
Boy, I thought you were lost
for good, buddy.
You know,
I really like riding in cars.
We should take a road trip.
Imagine being out there,
free, nowhere to call home.
Free nomads with nothing
-MINA: Guys, I'm home!
-Bye!
You know, Bunnicula,
I gotta say,
you really came through
out there today.
If it weren't for you,
Harold would have
been gone forever.
Mina was right
to have such faith in you.
-You're all right.
-Thank you.
You're welcome.
Hey, I understood
what you said!
Maybe I'm finally
Wait a second.
Could you do that
the whole time?
Have you been messing with me?
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Okay. Now you're
messing with me.
(CONTINUES SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Yup. Funny. Hilarious.
Really nailing it.
You're really giving me
some good stuff here.
This Oh, yeah.
There's a good one.
Ah, the old
rolling-the-head routine.
(SIGHS) Maybe I could
sell him online or something.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)