Erky Perky (2006) s01e17 Episode Script

Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog Stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
- Who can dare
challenge the mighty Erky?
Hello, Perky, that's your cue!
- I don't understand, why
are we wrestling again?
(sighs)
- Mad Margaret and
Cecil see us wrestle.
We look tough, they think
twice about bullying us,
and then it's nothing but
gravy from then on okay?
- I don't know if I can
eat nothing but gravy.
- Just go over it
again, what happens?
- I come out and
say I challenge you
and then I do the jack power
- The powerhouse
jackhammer kamikaze throw!
See you put your
arms here, then you,
no move your leg there, yes.
- Oh like this?
- Yes, that's it, now twist
and throw me up, got it?
And remember, you're
mean, very mean.
- Right right, okay.
(grunting, yelling)
I did it!
- Way to go, that's right!
(yells)
- Ooh, are you all right Erky?
- A little help.
Well, I seem none
the worse for wear.
- Um, I think this
came from you.
(yelps)
- Ooh!
- Oh.
(squeaks)
(gasps)
- You're a mother!
- What?
No I am not!
- Oh, we need to name him.
Something original,
oh I've got it.
Little Erky.
- Look, I'm not
responsible for you.
There's no way we are related.
(giggles)
- Ow!
Hey!
- Maybe he isn't so bad.
- You hear that?
You can join us, yes you can.
Yow!
(laughs)
- All right little fella, let's
get you something to eat.
(grunting)
(squeaking)
Here you go.
(chomping)
But we'd better keep him
away from Mad Margaret.
You know how she thinks.
- Did someone say Stinks?
- No, we didn't but
since you're here
I'd like you to
meet Little Erky.
- Fascinating!
It's like an exact copy of you!
Where, how?
- Well I just fell off a
ledge and when I came to,
there he was.
At first I wasn't so sure
about the responsibility
but now I realize I have
someone to take care of.
I feel like I should nurture him
and protect him from
all the dangers of kitchen.
What's more, I can teach
him the most important skills
like noticing your environment
and being a good
judge of character.
- Oh!
- Come on little buddy.
(snoring)
(groans)
What are you doing?
(stutters)
- He was gonna trip you!
- Oh get outta here!
- No I'm telling you
Erky, Little Erky is evil!
(whimpers)
- I see what's going
on here, you're jealous
of all the attention
I'm giving Little Erky.
- I am not!
Well, maybe I am but
that's not the point, he's evil!
- Evil, a poor little
defenseless bug like that?
You just stay away from him.
- Fine, go on and
get yourself squished.
- Fine, come on little
buddy, we're going.
- Hey, who's this?
Another bug?
- None of your
business, flea brain.
- Oh I think it is our business.
You think you can just bring
in another mouth to feed?
- Oh but he's so
cute, look at him.
And he can do tricks
too, roll over, good boy.
Sit, play dead.
- Well, he is awfully cute.
Come on, beg, come on beg!
(yells)
Get it off me, get it off!
- I'll save you, Margaret!
- No Little Erky, heel!
Bad Little Erky.
- Get rid of that
abomination this instant!
(yelps)
Get it away from me!
- Little Erky, you
shouldn't bite bugs like that,
but since it was Mad
Margaret, good job son.
- Do it, if you jump, then
you'll get a Little Perky,
that'll show him!
- No, Erky needs help.
Don't abandon him.
Besides, it's a long way down.
- Gee you know he's right,
this is a long way down.
Maybe you ought
to find a better plan.
- Oh hey, I know!
I can use you guys.
You'd make
perfect Little Perkys.
- No silly, we're just
figments of your imagination.
- Sheesh!
(farting)
- Thanks, that little nightmare
stuffed me right
into the slot there.
- You don't like
Little Erky either?
- I had some time to cogitate
while entrenched under there
and I came up with a hypothesis.
Little Erky is pure evil!
(farts)
- So what do we do?
- Well.
- Get rid of that
monster immediately!
- We had just come
to the same inclusion.
- Good, so what's the plan?
- Okay, this crumb is Erky
and this one Little Erky.
Mad er Margaret will
keep them distracted
by yelling while we
fan out around them.
Then Cecil jumps
and we all pile on.
Got it?
- What am I doing again?
Okay, stop right there!
We come for the little bug!
- Perky, what are you doing?
- Well, I agree.
- You think you can just
be yourself
walking around on your feet?
Well you better not!
Look at me when I'm
giving you what for!
- What is she talking about?
- She's supposed
to be distracting you.
- What for?
- So you won't notice
us surrounding you.
Now!
(grunting)
Whoa!
- Stop it this instant, why
would you all want to gang up
on a poor little
(grunting)
Defenseless, harmless
Bug who wouldn't hurt a fly?
He's evil!
- We tried to tell ya!
- Well, there's only
one thing to do.
- Oh no!
(groaning)
- Time to go back
where you came from!
(squeaking)
Powerhouse kamikaze
jackhammer throw!
(squealing)
No, move your left hand.
- Like this?
- Yikes no your other left!
No that's not it!
- I'm sure this is it.
(grunts)
(squealing, yelling)
(groaning)
(cheering)
- And don't you ever try
anything like that again!
I hate working as a team!
- Ha, a perfect powerhouse
kamikaze jackhammer throw!
- Well, it wasn't perfect.
- What?
- No look it was
fine, forget it.
- I demand to know
what I did wrong.
(sighs)
- Well you know how
you put your hand here?
- That's what I did!
- No you put your hand
this way, then you see
if you put it this
way and then twist,
there there that's it.
- [Perky] Oh like this?
(grunts)
(yelling)
(upbeat music)