Felicity s01e17 Episode Script

Previously on "Felicity" I met him at the art studio.
You still love Hanna? I mean, is that what you're trying to figure out? You don't just stop feeling things for someone because you start feeling them for someone else! Hey.
You could just stay here.
We don't have to do anything.
I know.
I know, but I s-shouldn't be here.
Do you want to stop? Felicity: Dear Sally, when I woke up, I wasn't sure if it had really happened or if it had been a dream an incredibly realistic dream.
There were pastel drawings and abstract paintings.
It smelled like turpentine.
He kissed my neck.
I kissed him back.
Noel: Felicity? Felicity, are you there? Hang on! I'm so glad you're here.
Can I come in? I came by last night, but you weren't around, which is okay, because you're here now.
So, uh Felicity, I am so sorry for everything.
I can't tell you how sorry I am.
I mean, there aren't words big enough to explain it.
What I did was the worst thing that I could have done to you.
Okay? I don't know what I was thinking, but it's over.
The whole Hanna thing It was It was a huge mistake.
I can't talk about this right now.
Well, just just hear me out for one second, 'cause I've been thinking about this all night, wanting to tell you that the whole time I was with Hanna, all I could do was was think of you.
And l-I needed you to know that nothing really happened.
I mean we didn't sleep together.
Um I have to go to the library.
- Well, I'll I'll walk with you.
- No, really, you don't have to.
Look, I know I know that you're probably hurt and really mad, okay? And I don't blame you, b- because I know that it's it's all my fault, but can't we just talk about this, just for a minute? I really have to go.
Hey.
So what happened with Noel and Hanna last night? Did you talk to him? - Um, yeah.
Yeah, this morning.
- What did he say? he, um, apologized.
Good.
What happened when he went over to her apartment? Uh, l-I guess he told her that it was over between them.
You guess? No, he did.
I mean, he told her.
He didn't sleep with her.
So it's definitely over between them? Yeah.
Well, that's great, isn't it? Yeah.
What's wrong? It's more complicated than that.
It's kind of hard to explain right now.
Um Hi, ladies.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Don't even ask.
I am not selling fruit for you.
Do you see any fruit? I'm here doing a little, uh, reading for a, uh, project I have in the works Sean, do you mind? Because we're kind of in the middle of something.
Sorry.
- I'll see you later.
- Okay.
You know, I should go, too.
I've got Chemistry.
Okay.
What? All right, all right, here's your stuff.
What? Oh.
- Oh, no.
No, no.
Not this, not now.
- * We are all like astronauts * - I can't deal with this right now.
- You're kidding, right? Look, this was your idea.
I agreed to get the supplies and handle my floor, but that's it.
Your floor is your problem.
Okay, Darryl, Darryl, I'm begging you.
Cover for me please? Never gonna happen.
Guys, guys, please, the quicker we do this, the quicker we can all get out of here.
Uh, as probably most of you are aware, there have been some security issues.
Apparently you guys don't know each other very well, and you've been letting complete strangers into the dorm.
So, in order to rectify the situation, some genius came up with the idea of playing the game "Assassins.
" It's a nice, friendly way that we can all get to know each other a little better.
I've played that at Wharton school.
I love that game.
Okay, you are all now officially hit men.
How about "hit person"? Fine hit person.
Each of you hit people will receive a gun.
Uh, yes, Lewis? I'm a pacifist, and I'd like the, uh, conscientious-objector status.
Conscientious wuss! With your gun, you'll receive a set of hopefully harmless suction darts as well as an envelope containing the name of another dorm resident, i.
e.
Your target.
Uh, once you hit your target, you collect their envelope, thereby getting your next target.
If you're hit, you're out.
The game continues until there's one person left, the winner ta-da.
So, play if you want.
I don't care.
Game starts in half an hour, and here are your guns.
I have to win this game.
I came in second the last time I played.
A 10th-grader took me out in the last round.
The image of her face haunts me.
Can I, uh Can I talk to you? Sure.
Look, I, uh I don't expect you to forgive me right away, but I wanted to say, um, if there's anything you need me to do, I'll do it.
And this should in no way be seen as a bribe, but remember that that mix tape I was making for you? I, uh I finally finished it.
Thanks.
Noel? My gun's broken.
Just you just gotta pull the plastic thing out of the barrel.
I can't believe he has the nerve to even talk to you after all that Hanna stuff.
Hey.
"Tombs of Egypt.
" "Incas, Aztecs, and Mayans"? Do you mind? I'm reading.
Okay.
Sean, I'm very sorry I was rude to you in the library, but Felicity and I were in the middle of some very heavy girl talk.
Yeah, whatever.
So, what were you doing in the library if you weren't selling fruit? Oh, let me guess.
Uh, new travel business.
Come on, Sean.
Tell me your new project.
All right.
Well, since you asked it's a a woman.
The most breathtakingly beautiful creature I've ever seen works in your library.
- Who? - That's sort of the problem.
See, I've got this prospectus/approach plan that I'm working on, but to implement it, I need her name.
- She won't tell you her name? - I can't just ask her name.
I want my first impression to be powerful, not just, "Pardon me.
What's your name?" Come on.
- You want to ask for me? - Me? - Yeah.
- 'Cause I don't know who that is.
Yeah, I know, but I don't know if I can go.
Hey, you guys ever heard of this band Love Pie? - Hello.
- Hello.
- They're great, man.
And they're playing at CB's Gallery tonight 1:00 A.
M.
Show.
a 5:00 A.
M.
swim practice.
- Are you in, or are you a killjoy? - Killjoy.
What about you? Am I cute enough to date? No can do.
They run that "How to Perfect Your Sales Pitch" seminar at 1:00 A.
M.
Channel 83 I never miss it.
- Are you coming? - You don't mind if I go, right? What about practice? I think I'll be all right.
Yeah, I'll come.
So, you will ask her, right? What? God, I love this song.
Don't you dare let some mix tape make you go soft on Noel.
- Maybe what he did wasn't so horrible.
- Are you kidding? Hanging out with Hanna, telling you that he's confused? That's bad stuff, Felicity, and don't you let him get away with it so easy.
He just keeps apologizing.
I feel awful.
You feel awful? He's the one that was hanging out with someone else, not you.
Forget about Noel for now.
Richard's your target.
Go shoot him.
It'll be fun get your mind off of everything.
Don't get it.
The game started five minutes ago.
That could be your hit person.
Man: Delivery for "Facility" Porter.
It's not right.
I know.
That's the fakest-sounding delivery person I've ever heard.
Why don't you just leave whatever it is by the door, okay?! - Whatever.
- Thanks.
You guys deaf? Delivery guy just left some hideous flowers outside your door.
That's it.
I can't live like this.
I gotta go talk to him.
So who's your target? Some, uh Elena Tyler.
Who the hell is that? I have no idea.
Bye.
Hi.
Hi.
Can we talk? Oh, you have no idea how happy I am to hear you say that.
Look, I, uh I know what I did was horrible, and I'm open to all punishment.
I mean, I deserve it.
But the fact that you're here means that we can talk about this and work this out, - and that's all that I want.
- Okay, can you please stop? Um there's something that I need to tell you.
Okay.
Anything you have to say, you know I'm here for you.
Whatever it is, it's gonna be fine.
No, it's not, and can you just stop saying that? I mean, I can't take all the apologizing and the tapes and the flowers.
That's fair.
Um wait.
What flowers? I just got them.
I didn't send you any flowers.
Who's Eli? well, that's what I came to talk to you about.
last night, um I was with someone.
And I I slept with him.
Woman: And in his famous argument of Resolution proposed by Samuel Foote of the distinguished Foote family.
My question is, "Why?" Noel Crane.
Mr.
Crane? Are you with us? Oh.
Yes.
Sorry.
Good.
I was asking why Daniel Webster supported The Foote Resolution.
I just, uh I need to leave.
I'm sorry.
I can't I just can't hear anything you're saying.
I'm in I'm sorry.
I'm in the middle of complete emotional turmoil, so Hey.
Oh, hi.
Uh, thanks for the flowers.
I got those.
You're welcome.
I just wanted to say, uh that That That last night probably shouldn't have happened at all.
there's a guy in my life, and, um I get it.
What? You're going through a rough spot in your relationship and I was like a break.
No.
I mean, it wa it wasn't like that.
You just wanted to feel better.
People do things like that all the time.
- I'm not like - It's cool.
But if it doesn't work out between you and him, then let me know.
Um okay.
Felicity: He said, "People do it all the time.
" I never thought I was one of those people.
Just now I was so relieved to get out of there, like I was leaving behind everything that had happened.
But then I got to my room, and I realized I can't leave it behind.
I mean, I'll never be able to.
My first time was with someone I didn't know, and I'll never be able to change that.
What I did it's forever.
Are you sure that your librarian is working today? It's been over an hour.
She'll be here.
Just cool your jets.
Gotcha! Ow! Library is out of bounds! Sorry.
- What the hell was that? - Nothing.
- There she is.
- Where? Look at her how gorgeous she is.
See, I can't talk to a girl that gorgeous.
Thanks.
I'm just gonna give her the letter.
- You wrote her a letter? - Yeah.
"Dear Librarian, let me begin this letter "by introducing myself.
- "My name is Sean Blumberg.
- Sean Blumberg.
"You may remember me as the successful and attractive young entrepreneur.
" Okay, you cannot give her this letter.
What are you talking about? Here she comes.
Start talking.
I don't have a chance, do I? You totally have a chance.
I'm gonna go get her name.
No, no, wait, wait.
Hold on.
I think maybe we need to, you know, regroup.
I don't know if the plan was thought out well enough.
The plan is fine.
It's better than the letter.
Trust me.
Excuse me.
Um, your name doesn't happen to be Vivian? No.
I'm Chloe.
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry.
Never mind.
Her name is Chloe.
Chloe.
Ask her out.
Ask her out.
Ask her out.
No, no, no.
Now I have to implement stage two.
Stage two? Stage two? Yeah.
Thank you so much.
Chloe.
I'll see you later.
Hi.
Hey.
Be careful.
There are assassins everywhere.
I don't see anything.
You cannot ambush your target! That is not fair! Your ass is mine.
Who's the note for? Um, it's it's for Noel.
Elena, this is ridiculous! I can't miss a class because of this stupid game, okay? My heart is breaking, Guy.
If it was me, I'd let Noel suffer.
Actually, l-I think he is suffering.
I'll I'll tell you about it later.
Elena are you still there? Elena? Excuse me.
Garcon? Hey.
What's up, man? - Nice outfit.
- Yeah.
Um, can I have a nonfat, no-whip, no-cafe cafe latte, hold the "te," please? You know what? We're all out of those.
I'm sorry.
What's up? Well, since I'm elected your entertainment director, I have passes to the Knitting Factory.
Tonight? You want to go out again tonight? I barely made it to practice this morning, man.
Come on, man.
You look fine.
How good was that band? They were good.
They were really good.
I'm just Man, I'm so tired, I can barely stand up.
"Barely" is all you need, all right? You'll get a second wind.
This This tip jar is pathetic.
I know, I know.
You deserve better than this.
You do.
You're coming out tonight.
All right, all right.
Okay.
Now get back to work, slacker.
- What's the deal here? - Right.
- Jeepers.
- See ya.
So, I have a question about the rules of this game.
Uh, how about we go over this later? The name in the envelope Is that the person I'm supposed to shoot? Yeah, that's right.
So, if you had my name, you could shoot me.
That's right.
Now will you leave? Ironic, isn't it, how the hunter so quickly becomes the hunted? That made no sense.
I'm about to shoot you.
Please.
Please, pull the trigger and put me out of misery.
Come on.
You're taking all the fun out of it.
What's wrong with you, man? Nothing.
I need to be shot and left alone.
Whatever it is, you can tell me.
I'm here for you.
You're not here for me.
No, I am.
Well, I don't want to talk about this.
Is it something with Felicity? Oh, yeah.
You got the look.
There's another guy in the picture.
Oh, man.
I've been there with this girl I dated at summer camp.
I just l-I don't know what happened, you know? You know what happened to me at summer camp? I decided I needed to look into it, find out all about this other guy.
Big mistake.
Believe me, didn't make me feel better when I found out he was a Minnow.
He wasn't even allowed out of the shallow end of the pool.
Do you hear what I'm telling you, man? I lost my girlfriend to a guy that wore floaties.
So you went to go find out about this guy? Yeah, of course.
Who wouldn't? It's human nature and also a really bad idea.
Noel? How did you meet him? I really I don't know if this is gonna help.
Was it Was it in class? Here in the dorm? Noel, I'm I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry about everything.
I met him at the art studio.
So he's he's an artist.
Well, that's romantic.
Noel, I don't want to do this.
Were you were you drunk? Just tell me that you were drunk.
I just don't want to talk about it.
Don't you understand this involves me, too? - I mean, I don't even know if you were safe.
- Of course we were safe.
You know, this isn't just one-sided.
- You were with Hanna.
- Oh, I didn't have sex with Hanna, though.
I know that.
You know, two months ago you said you wouldn't have sex because you wanted it to mean something, because 'cause you weren't ready.
Wait a minute.
You were the one who was confused about his ex-girlfriend.
Oh, it is not my fault that you slept with someone else! No, but you wanted the facts, and the fact is, when you left to go to Hanna's, I thought you were breaking up with me.
I mean, I could barely breathe.
- So what was it, revenge? - No! Then what the hell was it?! I don't know, okay? I just I don't know what else you want me to say to you, Noel.
I I made a mistake.
God.
It was a horrible, horrible mistake.
If I would do anything to take back those last two days.
I'm so sorry.
Well, you can't.
It's done.
Oh! No, I don't think so! I'm serious, Elena.
I really gotta go to the bathroom.
It's getting tired, Guy.
Okay, fine.
If my bladder bursts and I have to go to the hospital, I'm sending you the bill, okay? Fine.
I'll give you, like, a 5 minute break to go to the bathroom.
Really? Yeah.
Go.
You liar.
Here.
Sorry.
Noel, she cheats.
So does everyone.
Damn it! I'm so sorry I didn't tell you earlier.
I just It was like I couldn't even get the words out, you know? It's okay.
I- I understand.
You know, I've I've kind of been there before.
It's just It's a really horrible feeling, sleeping with someone and wishing that you hadn't.
It kind of makes you feel like you were used or like like he didn't care.
But it wasn't even like that.
I mean He was actually He was actually sweet and and kind.
Really? Really.
No, I mean, he wasn't the horrible part.
The horrible part was just that it happened at all.
I mean, last week Noel and I were like we were making out instead of studying and taking naps together, and, I mean, I was gonna go with him to Boston for spring break, you know, and now it's - It's okay.
- I just I don't even know what I was thinking.
Well, you're you're always thinking.
And I guess just this time you weren't, but, you know, sometimes that happens.
I just wish I wouldn't have gone to the studio.
Why didn't I just stay in my room? Hey.
I heard about what you did to Noel.
- What? - Your dirty little deed.
- Richard, get out of here! - What are you doing? N- No.
You hit me in the eye.
Who'd you get? I'll give you one guess.
Hi.
Uh, can you tell me where Eli is? Yeah.
He's, uh, in the corner.
Thanks.
Can I help you? I'm just looking.
Okay.
Is this all yours? Yep.
Who's this? Just some girl.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
- Hey! - Hi.
Good old stage two.
I got stage two right here.
Look, I did the favor.
I got you her name.
Now I'm out, okay? - You bought her a day planner.
- Yeah.
What do you think? I don't understand.
You bought her a day planner? Yeah.
Well, I've got to bring something to the table, right? I mean, why else would she accept my offer? - What offer? A date? - Yeah.
Why would you need a day planner? It's called "buyer incentive.
" It's like the free watch you get from a magazine subscription.
Okay, you are insane.
Lose the day planner.
Plus you spelled "Chloe" wrong.
Hey.
- I know you.
- Yeah, we've met.
Yeah.
You know, Ben's coming over here right away.
That's good Ben.
Yeah, I actually forgot about Ben, uh, but thanks for reminding me here.
Are you okay? I'll take another beer.
Yeah.
I've been better, though.
So, uh, you're gonna do one of those "I seen it in the movies, I want to drink away my sorrows" things, huh? - Hmm.
You gonna give me a running commentary? - No.
But I am gonna cut you off after that one.
And then it'll be time to go home, see your girlfriend.
My girlfriend.
Hey.
Hello.
Yeah.
Don't do it! Just going for my card, Max.
Stop the violence! Does one of you have me as your target? I'm Lewis, and I am for peace at Kelvin Hall.
I'm not going down in the first round.
Which one of you clowns has me as your target? No, no, I asked first.
I had you.
See ya.
Damn.
I hate this game.
Hey.
Hi.
* Maybe that was rude * Is that the tape I made you? - * I'm sorry * - Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
Well, what do you think? It's really good so far.
- * It's just that I see you * - Good.
Uh, can I You know? - * and the same things * - Oh, of course.
Yeah.
* happen again * - * You can say * - Have you been drinking? - Just a little.
* I'm wrong * - * It wouldn't be the first time * - Did you get any of my messages? - * You can say * - You called me? - * I'm wrong * - I didn't know where you were, so I was nowhere.
I was just walking.
I walked all the way up to - * Come on up * - ended up at that bar on on 10th.
I can tell.
I'm sorry.
No, l-I didn't mean it like that.
No I'm sorry about us, about everything that's happened.
I know I know this is all my fault.
No, it's not.
It's my fault, too.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so, so sorry.
- Do you think we can do this? - Do what? Just forget about it, erase it.
- Don't you think we should talk about it I mean, at least figure out why this happened? Mnh-mnh.
Just forget about it.
Wait a second.
- Let's just talk about it for a little bit.
- Mnh-mnh.
Just pretend like it never happened.
Wait.
Noel, let's just talk about it for What are you doing? No, I just maybe Noel Okay, stop it! What am I doing here? - Excuse me.
Diabetic here.
- What are you doing? Oh, hey.
That's the last jello.
I know.
It's the only thing I can eat in this craphouse.
Okay, but I was just about to take that.
You snooze, you lose.
Hey, that's what you should have told Noel when he threw a hissy fit about you banging the art student.
As if what I tell Noel is any of your business.
You know what? You are nothing but a selfish, offensive freak show, and I am sick of everything about you.
Are you mad at me or something? I just want my damn jello back.
Give her back the jello.
Forget it.
Give her the jello, nice and slow, and I won't shoot.
It only counts if you have my name.
You're Meghan, right? Fine.
Take it.
God.
I thought getting some would have loosened you up a little, but, damn, you're worse than ever.
Thanks.
Hey.
are you, uh, doing anything next Wednesday? Wednesday.
Yeah, I got plans Wednesday.
Why? No reason.
You really think I'd forget your birthday? Well, I don't know.
I haven't seen much of you lately.
Well, I wouldn't.
I have a whole thing planned.
- A thing? - Yeah.
What kind of a thing? Well, I can't tell you.
It's a surprise.
- Really? - Yeah.
Hey, uh, do you want to come to the bar with me after class? You're going out with Lynn again? Well, I'm not gonna you know, I'm not gonna stay out late.
I'm just gonna drop by and say hello.
Oh, no.
I'm just gonna go back to the dorm after class then.
All right, all right.
I'll, uh I'll just call you when I get back.
Okay.
Hi.
I'm Sean Blumberg.
Sean Blumberg.
Hi.
I was wondering if I could just run something by you.
Uh, just give me a minute.
Don't you think that East Asian archaeology is far more advanced than, say, your run-of-the-mill Egyptian archaeology? 'Cause I just think that the tombs are so prosaic.
Would you go out with me sometime? Just Can you repeat the title? I'll check it for you.
No, no.
No, l-I just asked you out.
Like on a date? Yeah, like on a date.
I'd love to, but - Oh, no, of course.
No, I understand.
You have a boyfriend.
- No, it's not that.
It's just, um, I have no idea what my schedule is.
I lost my day planner.
* With dark red berries on the branches * * I'm further than you think * * Next to station-platform people * * we're all waiting for a train * * Sometimes not even I can tell you * * I'm nearer than you know * Noel.
- * Behind your eyes a burning memory * - Hey.
Who's your target? - * Let the fears of broken pieces go * - I have Felicity.
So, I guess you two have to shoot each other.
Noel, Felicity I'm asking you as a friend.
Raise your guns.
It'll be therapeutic for you both.
Elena Okay.
But that means you two are disqualified.
Should we, uh Yeah.
Look, last night That's not what I wanted to happen.
I was a little drunk.
I hate this.
I hate everything about this.
I know.
Me too.
I can't stop thinking about how I waited for you to get over your feelings for Ben, and it was worth it.
It was like a God, it was, like, the easiest thing I've ever done.
But I tell you that I'm confused about my feelings for Hanna, and you can't even wait one night.
The way you just said that sounds like you were testing me.
It wasn't a test.
I just never thought I never thought I'd do that, either.
Okay, I know I did something wrong, too.
I know that.
But when it came time to make a decision I stopped.
And maybe Yeah, maybe I should be able to forgive you.
But I can't.
You just left you and Hanna.
I don't know if I can forgive you, either.
Well, I guess I guess we are breaking up.
I guess so.