K.C. Undercover (2015) s01e17 Episode Script

Previously on KC Undercover Just got word that we have a new mission at the Reformatory for Wayward Youth.
The Other Side is recruiting troubled teens from inside, so we have to go undercover and identify the recruiter.
I don't think so! What if I told you I can get you out of here? If you agree to go work for a secret group of bad guys called the Other Side.
I just got word from the Organization they want you to keep your cover alive.
I, uh, don't understand.
You've been recruited to join the Other Side, and they want you to go in.
Ooh.
That movie should have been called Dumb People Making Dumb Mistakes.
That movie stunk worse than Ernie's socks.
Well, maybe not that bad.
Why did you suggest it? I thought it would take your mind off of the KC situation.
It was about a spy going undercover, living with the enemy, getting exposed, and then eliminated.
How is that supposed to make me feel better? It starred Tom Hanks.
Who doesn't love Tom Hanks? Relax.
KC's a good spy.
She can handle herself.
I haven't heard from my baby in two days.
Kira's on a mission, so I can't talk to her The whole thing is freakin' me out.
I just hope she's okay.
Go Puppet, go Puppet Go, go, go Puppet Go Puppet, go Puppet go Puppet, go Puppet Hey! Hey, hey So you think it's time to celebrate.
Well, enjoy tonight, because tomorrow, the hard work begins.
Welcome to the Other Side.
Other Side, Other Side All: Other side, Other Side, Other Side, Other Side Other Side, Other Side, Other Side Oh, when danger comes for you You know I'll stand beside you 'Cause ain't nobody keep they head so cool I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire Don't tell nobody, tell nobody I'm not perfect So many things I wanna tell you But I, I, I, I keep it undercover Livin' my life on red alert Doin' my thing, gonna make it work Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless But I always got your back Nobody can do it like I can I gotta find out who I am Ain't got to worry about me It's all part of the plan I keep it undercover.
I keep it undercover.
(Dialing) (Phone rings) Hello? Dad, it's me.
I'm inside the Other Side's training facility.
KC! Oh, I've been worried sick.
I haven't been able to eat for days.
Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine.
I just gotta get this phone back before anybody realizes it's missing.
So what's my mission? Okay.
The Other Side is launching a missile that contains a biological agent that will wipe out the entire wheat crop in the Midwest.
Wait, but that'll destroy the American food supply.
What is wrong with these people? Who doesn't like multi-grain bread? Your mission is to disable the missile and recover the biological agent.
Okay, got it.
(Door closes) Someone's coming.
Love you.
(Door closes) There you are, Puppet.
It's time for your hand-to-hand combat lesson.
What are you doing up here? Uh, you know, just thinking of ways I can make the world a more evil place, you know what I'm sayin'? I mean, what's up with all this fresh air, yo? Gotta be a way to rid the world of this breezy freshness.
We got a facility in New Jersey workin' on that.
Hey, Judy, do you have any plastic bags I could borrow? Well, I do have some sandwich bags.
(Dogs barking) Well, that would be the world's most disappointing sandwich.
Oh, look at the doggies! They're so cute! Yeah, I started a dog-sitting business.
Oh, I'm also gonna need some dog food.
And I'm gonna need some chew toys.
And I'm gonna need some flea bath.
No.
What you need is to go to the store.
Okay, fine.
Just let me take a little break 'cause it's been a long Gotta go! Byeeee! Hey, Daddy.
"Daddy"? What happened to "Agent Craig"? Well, it's like you've become a real father to me.
I love you.
In fact, I love all of you guys.
We're like one big perfect family.
Well, almost perfect.
What do you want, Judy? A dog! No.
Please? No! Give me one good reason.
We're spies.
We go undercover for days or weeks at a time.
Plus, I'm more of a cat person.
But But, Da No buts! And no dogs! And no dog butts! You're not my father and I never loved you! Why did I think having a robot would be easier than having a child? All right, recruits.
It's time to take a break from trying to gouge each other's eyes out to meet our top hand-to-hand combat instructor, who will teach you how to properly gouge each other's eyes out.
Let's have a round of applause for Brett.
BretT: Thank you.
(Laughs) Thank you.
Thank you.
My name is Brett.
I am your combat instructor.
Can I get a volunteer? You.
The one without her hand up.
Up here.
Now.
Oh, yeah.
Now, you all have heard of self-defense, but today's lesson is in self-offense.
Defense is for suckers, people.
In self-offense, you locate an enemy, you attack an enemy you defeat an enemy.
Seriously? What's your name, recruit? Name's Puppet.
Oh, Puppet.
Huh.
That's an interesting name.
I haven't heard a name that interesting since Gorky Finkter.
So where'd you get a name like Puppet, Puppet? My moms.
She, uh she liked puppets.
You know, you remind me of someone I used to know.
She talked a lot more than you do.
Yeah, she was a really annoying pain in the butt.
What was her name again? Oh, yeah.
It was Her name just slipped my mind.
Oh, well.
It'll probably come back to me.
Now partner up, people.
Oh, and Puppet you're with me.
Hey! Guess what I got for you! A robotic puppy! Yeah.
How'd you know? It says "robotic puppy" on the box.
Coulda wrapped it.
(Barks) Aw, it's so cute! I love it, I love it, I love it! It's even better than a real dog, because we all know robots are better than humans.
Hmm.
I mean, thank you, Daddy.
Well, it seemed like a good compromise and a good way to get you off my back.
But here's the deal, Judy.
Before I make you a puppy mama, you have to understand that this is like a real puppy.
It needs to be walked, fed, cared for, and pooper-scoopered.
Think you can handle the responsibility? I swear on my manual.
All right, then.
I think I'll name you Snuggles.
I can't wait to play with you and cuddle with you, Snuggles.
We're going to be best friends forever, Snuggles.
TV: Whoo! The House of Blues Reunion Special! Not now, Snuggles.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you neutralize an enemy using just your thumbs.
Good work, everybody.
Dismissed.
Not you Puppet.
Man, what is your problem? What is my problem? What is my problem? You are my problem.
What are you doing here? I'm hangin' with my peeps.
Okay, I switched sides.
Okay, I'm undercover.
You're kidding.
I had no idea.
(Both talking) cant stand you! can't stand you! So why didn't you just turn me in? Oh, I should've.
But I don't need that bad mojo, okay? I don't need your negative juju on me.
I want you out of here and out of my life.
No.
That cannot be it.
Tell me.
It is.
No, it's not.
Tell me.
Leave me alone.
Tell me.
Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me Fine.
If they find out that you're a double agent, they will take you out, and then your annoying ghost will just haunt me for the rest of my life.
And the last thing I need is your annoying, whiny voice stuck in my head for all of eternity.
Oh, my gosh.
You like me! (Laughing) What?! You You You like me! I can tell! No! No! I don't.
I opposite of like you.
Yeah.
I hate you because you are too tall, uh, you're too smart, you're too pretty, and you drive me crazy.
Okay.
Okay.
I was wrong.
You really like me! Ohh! Ohh! Oh no! It's between my toes! Judy! (Snuggles barking) Snuggles, give me that cereal box.
I swear, if you don't give me this cereal box Whoa! Judy! (Grunting) Judy!!! Jud What Didn't you hear me calling you? I heard someone calling Ju-day! I'm Ju-dee.
Well, robot child of mine, your dog did his business inside, so you're on doodie duty, Judy! Clean it up! Now! Ooh, Daddy, I can't.
I need to go charge myself.
Judy, the only reason we have a dog is because you said you wanted one.
I did.
But it turns out robots are a lot of work.
(Mirthless chuckle) You don't say.
Listen to me.
The next time you neglect your dog, it's gettin' crate trained, and that's when I put it in a crate and ship it back on a train! I hope you're all enjoying your lunch, but maybe instead of lasagna I should have served cheese.
Because there is a rat amongst us.
(Shrieking) Apparently the screening questions for bravery need to be revised.
Get rid of this lizard.
What I mean is, there is a mole in this room.
Brett.
And until I find out who the mole is, no one leaves the compound.
This is not good.
What was that, Puppet? Uh(Clears throat) I was just sayin' that, uh, it may be hard to find a mole, sir, you know, 'cause they burrow under the ground yo.
It's not that kind of mole, Puppet.
Apparently the screening questions for stupidity need to be revised too.
Is he fed? Walked? Yep.
Yep.
Did all his business? One and two, and a little three.
Don't ask.
Wasn't gonna.
I'm very proud of you, Judy.
I didn't think you could handle the responsibility, but clearly you can.
Sorry! I forgot my phone.
Oh, and Judy, you owe me ten dollars for walking Snuggles all week.
Not that it wasn't my pleasure.
By the way, Snuggles did get off of his leash, so the Goldfedder's labradoodle might be expecting some very interesting puppies.
Gotta go! Byeeee! Judy? What? You just said the dog had to be walked and fed.
You never said by who.
(Sighs wearily) (Snuggles whimpering) What are you lookin' at with those big fake puppy dog eyes, huh? No.
Stop it.
Don't.
Stop.
Don't! Stop this! Don't stop (Laughing) Don't! Stop! Don't stop! Don't stop! Don't stop! 'scuse us.
I cannot believe you turned me in.
What are you talking about? You're the one who told Victor that there's a mole.
Oh, honey.
If I wanted him to know that you were the mole, you wouldn't be able to talk right now or breathe, for that matter.
He figured it out on his own.
- Oh.
Yeah, "oh.
" - And it's only a matter of time before he figures out it's you.
You have to get out of here.
No.
Not until I complete my mission, or else your Other Side buddies are gonna destroy the food supply, remember? Well, here's another mission for you: Stay alive.
If they find out that you're the mole, they will take you out.
If they find out that I knew, they're gonna take me out.
What's going on? Who's gonna be taken out? I'm gonna take Puppet out.
On a date.
'Cause we like each other.
Uh uh, yeah.
I-I mean, took one look at him, it was like, "Man, this guy's bad news.
" But the good news is, I like bad news.
Unless the bad news has to do with friends or family, and then it's must a bummer.
Zip it, Puppet! I hope it's okay that we're hanging out.
Brett, this kind of fraternization is not allowed in a well-respected spy organization.
Luckily, we're the Other Side, so carry on.
Really? You just had to kiss me? Oh, come on.
You liked that.
Ow! Aw, come on.
You liked that.
KC, they're starting to interrogate all the recruits.
You have to get out.
Now.
No.
I'm not leaving until I locate and disarm the wheat-destroying missile and you're gonna help me.
I'm not gonna help you work against the Other Side.
Why not? Because I'm on the side of the Other Side.
But you don't have to be.
You can be on the side of the Other Side's other side, or Other Side's side side My side.
Look, Brett, you are not a bad guy.
There is good in you, and I have seen it.
So what if there is? I am who I am.
No.
Okay? it's not too late.
You can come with me.
I'll just tell the Organization that you helped me complete my mission, and they'll take you back.
I don't know.
You don't have to know.
I know.
You know what, forget about it, okay? I don't know why I expected anything from you, anyway.
This is my mission, and I'll just complete it on my own.
(Mocking) I'm Puppet.
It's my mission and I'll complete it on my own.
KC: I heard that! Ohh.
Wait up.
(Beeping) Okay, missile's in there.
I just wanted to say thank you for everything you've done for me, I really appreciate it.
And I promise I won't ask you for anything else for as long as I live.
Fantastic.
Except can I borrow your phone real quick? (Dialing) Okay Hello, this is Agent KC Cooper.
I'm about to complete my mission and I need to be extracted in T-minus five minutes.
Okay.
That's it.
I'm done.
Finished.
I am washing my hands of you.
Never again.
From here on out, you are totally on your own.
Ciao, Bella.
Bella? Aw, you think I'm beautiful! Arrggh! (Beeping, whirring) VICTOR: Freeze! Uh-oh.
This is your last chance.
Give me that vial, Puppet.
The name's not Puppet.
The name's KC.
Wow.
You learned a lot here.
Or maybe you knew it all along mole.
Oh, man! This is what we do to moles.
Clearly, I'll never get rid of you unless I escort you out myself.
No, I think you saved me because I was right there's good in you.
KC, don't do Brett, please.
You have to come with me.
I can get you back into the Organization.
KC, please, I'm not Brett, let me just make this clear, okay? You don't have a choice, because I'm not leaving here without you.
Fine.
I'm in.
Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? (Snuggles barking) Snuggles is.
Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
Yeah.
(Laughing) What do you think you're doing? I'm playing with Snuggles.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am.
But that's my puppy.
And it's time for his walk.
Come here, Snuggles.
Oh, no, you don't.
Snuggles is my puppy.
Right, Snuggles? You didn't want him, and you didn't take care of him.
Now he's mine.
I've had a change of heart.
Too late.
I'm just a kid.
You're a robot! So's the dog! It's mine.
It's mine.
It's mine! It's mine! It's mine! It's mine! Oh Well, if you're gonna walk it, you're probably gonna need this piece.
Hurry up! Let's go! You first! Take her up.
What are you doing? You have to get on! I'm not coming.
Hold up.
No! You have to! KC, I'm not the good guy you want me to be.
I'm just not.
Brett, you are wrong, okay? Deep down inside of you, there is good! Besides, you can't stay here.
If they found out that you helped me, they're going to eliminate you.
No, they won't.
Maybe I'll see you on another mission someday.
Until then here's lookin' at you babe.
She's up here! Where were you? The mole got away! Don't bother.
She's out of range.
Look, Agent Craig.
Snuggles is as good as new.
Oh, I think you and I have very different definitions of the word "new" and "good.
" (Distorted meow) Yeah, that is one messed up puppy.
I'm home.
Oh, KC, I'm so glad you're finally home! How was your mission? Uh, it was to tell you the truth, kind of boring.
Nothing that interesting actually happened.
(Distorted meow) Uh, did we get a cat? No, but I did get you a puppy.
Hi! So cute.
You're so cute.
What the heck kind of puppy is this? Woman: Rob, your name's on TV! (Boing)