Lilo & Stitch The Series (2003) s01e17 Episode Script
Elastico
B-Bye! Last rehearsal tomorrow morning.
Practice tonight.
I don't need to practice.
My hula story's already perfect.
I call it, "A Day in the Life of Mertle Edmonds.
" I thought it would be nice to share what it's like to be me.
What's yours about this year, Weird-lo? Zombies again? Not zombies.
Mummies.
Big difference.
But no.
I have created an all-new hula dance.
Lemme guess - it's about something gross.
It's about a squid.
Gross.
- We'll be sure to miss it.
- Yeah! I'm gonna practice alright.
Until I'm better than perfect.
Stitch, I'm practicing! Hey, is that my? Your hula costume! He stole it right off my sewing table! Off with it, you little monster! Give it! Give it! Give it! That was my special show skirt.
I spent days picking all those blades of grass.
I guess I'll just have to wear my old hula skirt.
Come on, Stitch? I'm late! I don't need a drummer.
You ruined my dress you're not going to ruin my rehearsal too.
Just stay out here 'til I'm done.
Come one, come all to see the world's stretchÃest clown, the Great ElastÃco! Cousin! And when the sun arises playtime begins.
Dolls, tea parties, tormenting Weird-lo.
Lilo! Cousin.
An experiment? But I'm about to do dress rehearsal.
- Take care of it yourself! - Lilo.
Your turn.
- Ohana - What's the hold-up, Weird-lo? Is your hula not gross enough yet? Ohana means family.
And family means leave me alone while I'm trying to practice hula! 625, have you seen the entertainment section? No? I asked you not to use the paper for sandwich wrappers! Hey! - That looks like an Experiment! - Yeah, it's that clownish experiment who delights everyone with his comic antics.
- How would you know? - Duh? Your computer announced that experiment's activation 2 weeks ago.
Primary function: Distraction of hostile forces.
All right? You couldn't jot down a message? Well, guess I'm going to the circus.
Great.
Have some cotton candy for me, would ya? Oh listen, can I have my wrapper back? Sorry, Spot.
No dogs allowed.
Senoras y Senores join me in welcoming the enchanting, the extraordinary, the ever-expandable Elastico! Esa cousin! That little guy is indestructible.
Gotcha, cousin! Cousin? Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for our surprise circus guest the marvelous, the magnificent, uh Stitch? Oh, no, no, this will never do.
You need a name which more accurately reflects your indestructible resplendency.
Ladies and gentlemen meet the incredible Indestrusterado! Cousin! Someone, something is stealing Elastico! Gantu! - Shark! - Walking shark! Let's run! Where is Elastico? Gone.
Finally I find a performer who can draw in a crowd and he is stolen by a giant shark-looking man.
Speaking of stealing I must point out that you stole the crowd, my amigo.
It is true.
In fact, seeing as how I am in need of a performer perhaps you would like to take Elastico's place in our unique family? Stop! Get back here! - Gotcha! - I betcha a delicious Monte Cristo he escapes before send him to Hamsterviel.
You're on.
Hey! I'm tasting turkey, ham and swiss dipped in egg batter You will let go! all deep-fried to a golden brown.
No more mister nice guy.
Bon voyage.
I'll take that sandwich now.
Amigos, I'd like to present to you our newest sensation the Incredible Indestructerado! He is no Elastico.
- He looks so weird.
- Da, Wolfman he is very odd-looking creature.
He fits right in, no? That's Gus talk for "Welcome to our family, Indestructerado! ' Senoras y senores, we present to you our newest sensatÃon lndestructerado! The creature which cannot be destroyed! Um, can we have your autograph, mister? Oh, you were magnificent.
Tonight's show is already sold out! But here are some special passes! - Invite your family! - Family.
Lilo! Not now, Stitch.
I have to make a Niihau shell necklace for my dance.
It's hard 'cause the shells are so fragile.
Now look what you made me do.
Could you please leave me alone?! - Sleeping on the job? - No, Sir! You think you are so funny with your pranky little pranks? Um, pranks, Sir? Sending me nothing but shackles? Where is my experiment? Ah! Gotcha! Don't worry.
I'm all man and no wolf.
I'm just really extra hairy.
Ah, you're okay.
You're fluffy! Ah See, you understand.
But a lot of people don't.
It can be pretty lonely out there.
That's why our circus family is so tight.
This way, we're never alone.
Indestructerado! I have wonderful news! Your contract is ready for signing.
Now, um, where is it? Here it is! Sign, and you come on the road with us tomorrow.
You will join our little circus family forever! And famÃly means leave me alone! Welcome, compadre.
Say goodbye once and for all to the life you've known here.
Adios ohana.
It's show time! Lilo? - Lilo! - In here, Pleakley! Oh! There you are! I just finished your headpiece.
On to the show! Wait! I forgot my Niihau shell necklace.
Stitch! We gotta go! Come on, we're late.
No time for hide-and-seek.
Stitch? Indestructerado? Special delivery! What is this? Elastico! I knew you'd come back! Our family is whole once again! Cousin! Thank you, Mertle, for that lovely hula about a day in your life.
I'm sure our next dancer will be more traditional.
Smile, and don't step on your skirt! Stitch was supposed to be here.
- He's gonna miss it.
- Well, his loss! But I ignored him.
He ran away and joined the circus! He's a tough little monster.
He'll be okay.
Now go out there and dance.
Like you're the belle of the ball! I can't dance.
Not without Stitch.
All right, now it's time for Lilo's hula about a squid with no friends.
Where's Lilo? Sorry, kid.
Show's sold out.
Catch us in Las Vegas tomorrow.
Las Vegas? You gotta let me in! I have to see Stitch before he leaves! Hey! Indestructerado! The Grand Finale is in 5 minutes.
Okay, okay.
- Stitch? Is that you? - Lilo? I know you're mad 'cuz I was too busy with my show to pay attention to you.
Are you really going to Vegas? You'll never see your ohana again.
Circus means family, and family means Stitch does not get left behind.
I never meant to leave you behind.
Oh, this is too easy! Eh! Mister Man! You are chasing the patrons away! Out! Out! Ah on second thought the ring is all yours, mi amigo.
Hey where'd he go? I hope you know what you're doing.
Show yourself, cowardly clown! Not funny! Hey! What? Stop! Bull's eye! Rock-a-hula, Stitch.
Stop! Hold still, trog! Oh no Stitch! - That abomination is mine! - Not so fast, bandido.
You will have to go through us.
Gracias amigos, gracias! It's okay.
I can always make another one.
I should never have ignored you because of my dumb old hula dance.
Being there for you, and helping you find your cousins is so much more important.
Well, Indestructerado we must leave for Las Vegas.
It is time to say your goodbyes.
Unless you have reconsidered joining our family? But ah, contract Ah yes you signed a contract.
Hmm, this contract was written in the name of Indestructerado.
But you signed the name "Stitch".
This contract is null and void.
Que pena.
Go.
Be with your real family.
Goodbye.
We'll never forget you, Indestructerado.
My shells! Stitch and his cousins strung 'em back together for you.
It all started with a lonely squid named Mort
Practice tonight.
I don't need to practice.
My hula story's already perfect.
I call it, "A Day in the Life of Mertle Edmonds.
" I thought it would be nice to share what it's like to be me.
What's yours about this year, Weird-lo? Zombies again? Not zombies.
Mummies.
Big difference.
But no.
I have created an all-new hula dance.
Lemme guess - it's about something gross.
It's about a squid.
Gross.
- We'll be sure to miss it.
- Yeah! I'm gonna practice alright.
Until I'm better than perfect.
Stitch, I'm practicing! Hey, is that my? Your hula costume! He stole it right off my sewing table! Off with it, you little monster! Give it! Give it! Give it! That was my special show skirt.
I spent days picking all those blades of grass.
I guess I'll just have to wear my old hula skirt.
Come on, Stitch? I'm late! I don't need a drummer.
You ruined my dress you're not going to ruin my rehearsal too.
Just stay out here 'til I'm done.
Come one, come all to see the world's stretchÃest clown, the Great ElastÃco! Cousin! And when the sun arises playtime begins.
Dolls, tea parties, tormenting Weird-lo.
Lilo! Cousin.
An experiment? But I'm about to do dress rehearsal.
- Take care of it yourself! - Lilo.
Your turn.
- Ohana - What's the hold-up, Weird-lo? Is your hula not gross enough yet? Ohana means family.
And family means leave me alone while I'm trying to practice hula! 625, have you seen the entertainment section? No? I asked you not to use the paper for sandwich wrappers! Hey! - That looks like an Experiment! - Yeah, it's that clownish experiment who delights everyone with his comic antics.
- How would you know? - Duh? Your computer announced that experiment's activation 2 weeks ago.
Primary function: Distraction of hostile forces.
All right? You couldn't jot down a message? Well, guess I'm going to the circus.
Great.
Have some cotton candy for me, would ya? Oh listen, can I have my wrapper back? Sorry, Spot.
No dogs allowed.
Senoras y Senores join me in welcoming the enchanting, the extraordinary, the ever-expandable Elastico! Esa cousin! That little guy is indestructible.
Gotcha, cousin! Cousin? Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for our surprise circus guest the marvelous, the magnificent, uh Stitch? Oh, no, no, this will never do.
You need a name which more accurately reflects your indestructible resplendency.
Ladies and gentlemen meet the incredible Indestrusterado! Cousin! Someone, something is stealing Elastico! Gantu! - Shark! - Walking shark! Let's run! Where is Elastico? Gone.
Finally I find a performer who can draw in a crowd and he is stolen by a giant shark-looking man.
Speaking of stealing I must point out that you stole the crowd, my amigo.
It is true.
In fact, seeing as how I am in need of a performer perhaps you would like to take Elastico's place in our unique family? Stop! Get back here! - Gotcha! - I betcha a delicious Monte Cristo he escapes before send him to Hamsterviel.
You're on.
Hey! I'm tasting turkey, ham and swiss dipped in egg batter You will let go! all deep-fried to a golden brown.
No more mister nice guy.
Bon voyage.
I'll take that sandwich now.
Amigos, I'd like to present to you our newest sensation the Incredible Indestructerado! He is no Elastico.
- He looks so weird.
- Da, Wolfman he is very odd-looking creature.
He fits right in, no? That's Gus talk for "Welcome to our family, Indestructerado! ' Senoras y senores, we present to you our newest sensatÃon lndestructerado! The creature which cannot be destroyed! Um, can we have your autograph, mister? Oh, you were magnificent.
Tonight's show is already sold out! But here are some special passes! - Invite your family! - Family.
Lilo! Not now, Stitch.
I have to make a Niihau shell necklace for my dance.
It's hard 'cause the shells are so fragile.
Now look what you made me do.
Could you please leave me alone?! - Sleeping on the job? - No, Sir! You think you are so funny with your pranky little pranks? Um, pranks, Sir? Sending me nothing but shackles? Where is my experiment? Ah! Gotcha! Don't worry.
I'm all man and no wolf.
I'm just really extra hairy.
Ah, you're okay.
You're fluffy! Ah See, you understand.
But a lot of people don't.
It can be pretty lonely out there.
That's why our circus family is so tight.
This way, we're never alone.
Indestructerado! I have wonderful news! Your contract is ready for signing.
Now, um, where is it? Here it is! Sign, and you come on the road with us tomorrow.
You will join our little circus family forever! And famÃly means leave me alone! Welcome, compadre.
Say goodbye once and for all to the life you've known here.
Adios ohana.
It's show time! Lilo? - Lilo! - In here, Pleakley! Oh! There you are! I just finished your headpiece.
On to the show! Wait! I forgot my Niihau shell necklace.
Stitch! We gotta go! Come on, we're late.
No time for hide-and-seek.
Stitch? Indestructerado? Special delivery! What is this? Elastico! I knew you'd come back! Our family is whole once again! Cousin! Thank you, Mertle, for that lovely hula about a day in your life.
I'm sure our next dancer will be more traditional.
Smile, and don't step on your skirt! Stitch was supposed to be here.
- He's gonna miss it.
- Well, his loss! But I ignored him.
He ran away and joined the circus! He's a tough little monster.
He'll be okay.
Now go out there and dance.
Like you're the belle of the ball! I can't dance.
Not without Stitch.
All right, now it's time for Lilo's hula about a squid with no friends.
Where's Lilo? Sorry, kid.
Show's sold out.
Catch us in Las Vegas tomorrow.
Las Vegas? You gotta let me in! I have to see Stitch before he leaves! Hey! Indestructerado! The Grand Finale is in 5 minutes.
Okay, okay.
- Stitch? Is that you? - Lilo? I know you're mad 'cuz I was too busy with my show to pay attention to you.
Are you really going to Vegas? You'll never see your ohana again.
Circus means family, and family means Stitch does not get left behind.
I never meant to leave you behind.
Oh, this is too easy! Eh! Mister Man! You are chasing the patrons away! Out! Out! Ah on second thought the ring is all yours, mi amigo.
Hey where'd he go? I hope you know what you're doing.
Show yourself, cowardly clown! Not funny! Hey! What? Stop! Bull's eye! Rock-a-hula, Stitch.
Stop! Hold still, trog! Oh no Stitch! - That abomination is mine! - Not so fast, bandido.
You will have to go through us.
Gracias amigos, gracias! It's okay.
I can always make another one.
I should never have ignored you because of my dumb old hula dance.
Being there for you, and helping you find your cousins is so much more important.
Well, Indestructerado we must leave for Las Vegas.
It is time to say your goodbyes.
Unless you have reconsidered joining our family? But ah, contract Ah yes you signed a contract.
Hmm, this contract was written in the name of Indestructerado.
But you signed the name "Stitch".
This contract is null and void.
Que pena.
Go.
Be with your real family.
Goodbye.
We'll never forget you, Indestructerado.
My shells! Stitch and his cousins strung 'em back together for you.
It all started with a lonely squid named Mort