Lip Sync Battle (2015) s01e17 Episode Script

Terrence Howard vs. Taraji P. Henson (1)

Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll Ohhhhhhh Well, it's plain to see you were meant for me, yeah And I'm your boy, your 20th century toy Give it up for actor, rapper, legend, our host LL Cool J.
What up? What up? What up? Make some noise! Welcome to the grand finale of "Lip Sync Battle.
" Yo.
It's been an insane season, and tonight we're going out with a bang.
All right? We have two incredible actors from the hottest show on TV.
"Empire"! Plus we're packing in a couple of surprise performances in our biggest episode ever.
And by my side, bringing her off-the-hook reactions, give it up for our colorful commentator Chrissy Teigen.
Everywhere I go, g-go, g-go, all they do is stare Stand and stare All they do is stare Stand and stare All they do is stare Stand and stare She'll be keeping it live all night.
All they do is stare Definitely rocking tonight.
Lovely and talented.
Hello.
So, Chrissy, you've been my partner in crime all season long, you know what I'm saying? Did you ever think this show would be so epic, though? I had no idea how amazing this would be.
I've had a front-row seat for all this action, and I got to say, I know we have the stars of "Empire" tonight Yes! I mean But but I have loved them ever since "Hustle & Flow.
" Right? You guys saw that, right? Well, you guys ready? All right.
Okay.
Before we bring out tonight's contenders, it's time to celebrate all the celebs and all the thrills this season.
This show is all about superstars being super serious about being super silly.
We had wrecking balls and disco balls, cage dancing, guys in drag, stage humping, unbelievable cameos.
Here's a look back at the highlights from the first season of "Lip Sync Battle.
" Testing one, two.
Top of show.
Stand by for cold open, please.
What's up? Great show, everybody.
Are you ready for an epic battle? You guys excited? Make some noise! Hands up, hands up! Here we go! What's your first song gonna be? Tay-Tay.
I never heard of Tay-Tay.
Your ass is getting ready to know Tay-Tay.
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate You could tell that he's done this before in his bedroom.
Baby, your booty is a movie star Oscar award winner of them all - Take that - What is happening?! See, anybody could be good to you You need a bad girl to blow your mind your mind I'm going straight to therapy from here.
You're welcome.
Ahhh, ah-ah, ahh, ah-ah - LL Cool J is hard as hell - I'm about to smash you.
I'm gonna crack shells, Double-L must rock the bells That's how you do it! That's how you do it! I thought it'd be worse.
You know you're on TV, right? Sorry, Mom.
'Cause there's a 10-to-1 chance That you might get smacked Rock the bells My nipples just got happy! Same.
Come on Come on, come on, come on I got blunted.
- Ohh! - Ohh! I got blunted I know what you came here to do Now bust it open, let me see you get loose It's going down for real That was so much fun! It's going down for real Don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you Oh, man.
I came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard in love All I wanted was to break your walls That was unbelievable.
Freaking amazing.
It is an honor to be the "Lip Sync Battle" champion.
Thank you so much! Thank you! Knock 'em out the box, L! Knock 'em out, L! What a ride, what a ride.
Can we have a blast or what? Way too much fun, honestly.
Was it crazy this season? I still look back, and I laugh at my favorite moment, honestly, I got to say, Stephen Merchant actually coming out in ass-less chaps and does "Dirrty.
" It made me so happy.
I mean, J.
Lo was here at one point.
- Yeah, it was amazing.
- With Anna Kendrick.
Amazing, yeah.
She just came out and a "pop!" and that was it, yeah.
There were a lot of moments, and it went by so fast.
It went by fast, but we had a lot of fun.
Worth it.
Worth it, yeah.
Absolutely.
So, when we return, the "Empire" strikes back.
We've got two massive stars in a battle for the ages.
The "LSB" season finale is on.
Hi.
Uh-oh.
Isn't someone looking special.
Don't look at me.
Look at the floor.
- Taraji.
- Yes? - You're going down.
- Oh, no, boo-boo.
You're going down.
I'mma give it to you.
Okay.
Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" Tonight we're celebrating the breakout hit of the year, "Empire," and we've got two incredible stars from the show like you've never seen them, facing off in a lip-sync battle.
Chrissy, baby, are you ready for this? I am more than ready.
I saw rehearsal, and they are gonna go off tonight.
All right.
Well, let's bring out this dynamic on-screen duo.
He's an Oscar-nominated actor who controls the empire on TV.
Let's see if he can reign supreme in the lip-sync game.
Terrence Howard! For the empire! For the empire! For the empire! And his co-star, here to settle the score, an Oscar-nominated actress, the mega-talented and mega-beautiful Taraji P.
Henson! Aaah! The battle for "Empire" is on.
Uh, Terrence, I just want you to know that anything you can do, I can do a thousand times better, sweetie.
Preach.
Preach.
Preach.
You're preaching to the choir.
Terrence Howard ain't got nothin' on me! Y'all ready to kick this off or what? Whoo! All right, so, look, normally it's a tough decision to pick who goes first, but I do watch "Empire.
" I'm not about to mess with Cookie.
Taraji, you are first.
Terrence, have a seat in the V.
I.
P.
for a minute.
- Hang out.
- Yes, Terrence.
Have several seats, Terrence.
Have several seats.
- Taraji - Yes? "Empire" is killing it.
You're doing your thing.
- It's the show of the year.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Is that all y'all got?! For the empire! All right, well, I understand your song choice tonight is very personal.
Yes.
This song is the female anthem, in my opinion.
So, what song did you choose? "Just Fine.
" Good choice! Would that be "Just Fine" by Mary J.
Blige? "Just Fine" by Mary J.
Blige! All right.
Getting personal and blasting out of the gate with the queen of hip-hop, here's Taraji P.
Henson! You know I love music And every time I hear something hot It makes me wanna move It makes me wanna have fun But it's something about this joint right here This joint right here It makes me wanna Whoo! Let it go Can't let this thing called love get away from you Feel free right now, go and do what you want to do Can't let nobody take it away from you, from me, from we No time for moping around Are you kidding? And no time for negative vibes, 'cause I'm winning It's been a long week, I put in my hardest Gonna live my life Feels so good to get it right So I like what I see when I'm looking at me When I'm walking past the mirror No stress through the night, at a time in my life Ain't worried about if you feel it Got my head on straight, I got my mind right I ain't gonna let you kill it You see, I wouldn't change my life My life's just fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, ooooh Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine Ooooh See, I wouldn't change my life My life's just I ain't gon' let nothing get in my way No No matter what nobody has to say No way, no way, no way I ain't gon' let nothing get in my way I ain't gon' let nothing get in my way No No matter what nobody has to say Hey, hey Feels so good When you're doing all the things that you want to do Get the best out of life Treat yourself to something new It's a really good thing to say That I won't change my life My life's just fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, ooooh Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine Oooh See, I wouldn't change my life My life's just fine Wow! Wow! Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, guys.
Queen! The queen! Yo.
Yo, I didn't know about this.
I didn't know about this.
- I know people.
- Not fair.
Who you got? Who you got wit' you?! Taraji, wait a minute, wait a minute.
You brought Mary J.
, and then you actually brought Mary J.
That's kind of what I do.
How fun was that for you? Amazing.
That was a dream come true, to perform on the stage with her.
I literally I literally, literally just got my life, okay? So, Mary, what was it like to, like, lip-sync your song? She never lip-syncs.
Ever.
You were lip-syncing your own song.
Did you want to sing? Like, how did that feel? I had a ball.
I really wanted to sing, though.
But I was gonna let Taraji do her thing 'cause she was killing it up here I just wanted to make you proud.
in the black outfit like the video.
I just wanted to make her proud and hit all the right notes.
So, Terrence, Terrence, Terrence Your turn.
How can you top that? I mean, talk to me, baby.
- Good luck.
- What you got? Who you got wit' you? Who rollin' wit' you? You just Y'all just Y'all did it to me.
Y'all did it to me.
And I'mma tell y'all, with my song, how what y'all just did to me, what it makes me want to do to you.
Oh, oh! Oh, wait a minute, hold up.
Well, Mary, Taraji, you guys have a seat.
Mary and Taraji, have a seat.
All right, when we come back, Terrence hits the stage with his first song of the night.
"LSB" "Empire" finale is heating up.
Let's ride, baby! See, I wouldn't change my life My life's just Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll Welcome back to the season finale of "Lip Sync Battle.
" Tonight is popping off with an "Empire" battle, pitting two massive stars from the biggest show on TV against each other.
All right? We just saw Taraji open it up with Mary J.
Now it's time to bring up her rival.
Yo, Terrence, I know you'd rather hang in the V.
I.
P.
with the ladies, but come on over here.
A'ight? This is a battle, baby.
This is a battle.
Now, what song did you choose? "I'll Make Love To You" by Boyz II Men.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
So, wait a minute.
You got to get on the floor.
So, earlier in the show, you said it was a song that kind of described what you wanted to I don't know what you're talking about.
A'ight, well Get that Cookie! Here's Terrence Howard doing "I'll Make Love To You" by Boyz II Men.
Girl, relax Let's go slow I ain't got nowhere to go I'm just gonna concentrate on you Girl, are you ready? It's gonna be a long night Throw your clothes Throw your clothes On the floor On the floor I'm gonna take my clothes off, too Girl, whatever you ask me, you know, I could do I'll make love to you Like you want me to Ohhh - And I'll hold you tight - Hold you tight Baby, all through the night I'll make love to you - When you want me to - Baby And I will not let go 'Till you tell me to Baby, tonight is your night And I will do you right Just make a wish on your night Anything that you ask I will give you the love of your life Your life, your life I'll make love to you - Like you want me to - Oh, baby, ohhh And I will not let go 'Till you tell me to Tell me, baby Yea-a-a-a-a-h Whoo! Okay.
Okay.
Chrissy I watched you feeling his vibe up there.
So break it down for me.
We have had a whole season of this show.
This is the big finale.
You definitely brought it.
I will say, an entire season, and this is the first time I've seen someone give so much emotion in lip-syncing.
Usually we have a lot of bells and whistles.
You know what? I agree with that.
- Oh, my gosh.
- I agree with that.
That was he was trembling.
- I could feel it.
- He was trembling.
I thought he was singing to us.
And I'm happy Mary came out for Taraji, but you didn't make me miss Boyz II Men.
Speaking of hold up.
Mary, Mary, Mary I'm loving you! I'm loving you.
Mary, please, what did you think of Terrence's rendition of Boyz II Men song? I thought he bodied.
I thought he did a great job.
I mean, he bodied it.
He literally bodied it.
He laid down on the floor.
- Yeah, he did body it.
- He fell out of his shoes.
He body-surfed it.
Nah, he did a great job.
I believed him.
Did y'all believe him? Y'all believed him, right? That's what we like.
- Thank you, Mary.
Thank you, Mary.
- I did.
When we come back, the "Empire" battle continues.
Plus, we've got a never-seen-before outtake from our show.
You don't want to miss it.
Stay in sync for the "LSB" finale! I'll make love to you Like you want me to And I'll hold you tight Hold you tight Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll Welcome back.
Right about now, it's time to see a performance from this season that no one has seen yet.
Now, Chrissy Oh, my gosh, LL! Yes.
You know Don't you dare.
You know we always have the cameras rolling.
No, please, God! You know we always have the cameras rolling, even during commercials.
You know that, right? Do you remember when your husband was here on set? On this very stage? Yes.
Let's all take a look, all right? Oh, my God! Please! Oh, baby, baby How was I supposed to know Come on! That something wasn't right here Oh, baby, baby Come on, Chrissy.
I shouldn't have let you go Chrissy, come on.
Sing it! And now you're out of sight, yeah Show me how you want it to be Come on, sing! Tell me, baby 'Cause I need to know now What we've got My loneliness is killing me And I I must confess, I still believe Still believe When I'm not with you I lose my mind Give me a sign Hit me, baby, one more time Oh, baby, baby Yeah Oh, baby, baby I shouldn't have let you go I must confess That my loneliness Is killing me now Don't you know I still believe That you will be here And give me a sign Hit me, baby, one more time Oh So, Chrissy Hi.
I'm shaking.
I enjoyed it.
I kind of was into it.
Maybe I should take you on tour or something.
All right.
Terrence, Taraji, come on up for a second.
Come on up.
Terrence, come on this side of me.
My brother.
All right, so, look.
We're about to go into the "Empire" battle round 2, but first, you guys, it's time to check with the audience, all right? Okay.
All right.
Who's winning so far? Is it Taraji? Or Terrence? I don't know.
Seems like it's a dead heat.
You never know what's gonna happen in round 2.
When we come back, it's an "LSB" first.
Our two contenders are taking the stage together in a face-off.
The fight for the empire continues on the "Lip Sync Battle" finale! Hit me, baby, one more time Oh, baby, baby The "you got to see it to believe it" epic "LSB" finale continues right now.
Stay with us.
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