Love O2O (2016) s01e17 Episode Script

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EPISODE 17
It's near the campus.
INFILTRATION SUCCESSFUL
I asked if he knows me, then he left.
Could it really be someone we know?
We can't see his face.
This master hacker works part-time!
This is so creepy.
All right, I have to pig out tonight,
to console my wounded heart.
I'm taking off, Nai.
There are so many dishes, join me.
Have a drink, too.
-Thank you, by the way.
-For what?
I used to come to this eatery a lot, too.
You probably didn't work here, then.
For this meat dish,
your portion is at least three times
bigger than what I'd had.
You're too skinny.
I'm skinny from exhaustion!
You're in a bad mood?
Not really, I'm just beat.
Lately, I've been stuck on a problem.
Say, the famous poet Li Bai used to drink
for inspiration.
I'll try it, too.
I hope this bottle of green super power
will turn me into Hulk.
Cheers!
Eat up!
Where do you live?
I live in the boys' dorm.
Which building of the boys' dorm?
Who told you I live in the boys' dorm?
I graduated. I live in my own house.
Where's your house?
My house You mean my new house?
My new house is my new house!
OWNER OF PROPERTY: HAO MEI
Where am I?
The eatery.
Why did I fall asleep here?
Is this where you live?
I sleep here, when I'm not working.
Sorry for taking your bed.
It's fine.
Isn't this my blanket?
Last time you came here,
you said you were tossing it.
It's still in good condition,
so I kept it.
It is in pretty good condition.
Did you put something in my food?
I've been so exhausted lately,
but now I feel so energized,
like I replenished health points.
Say, did you put something in my food?
Never mind. I was just kidding.
Don't take it seriously.
Are you tired from work?
Are you tired from cooking all day?
Let me put it this way,
coding all day in front of a computer
is definitely twice as tiring
as cooking all day.
My brain is so fried, it's numb.
My shoulders are sore all day long.
And my spine will have problems, soon.
You can quit.
No way!
It's a company my buddies and I
started together.
If I just up and quit,
I'd betray the coding camaraderie.
They make you do everything?
Not exactly.
Our Nai does twice as much work as I do.
If I think in those terms,
I feel a little better.
Your Nai?
That's right.
He was here last time, too.
He's quite good-looking.
The one who sat to my right
is his girlfriend.
I didn't notice.
Of course, not.
He was probably overshadowed
by my dazzling looks.
Yeah.
Did you just say "Yeah"?
Yeah.
It's so hard to find someone who gets me.
Thank you, K.O.
Now Hulk is revitalized,
time to return to slaving over code.
Thanks for putting me up for the night.
Bye-bye.
-Hi, Xiao Nai.
-Who's this?
K.O. We confronted each other
the other day.
Your reputation precedes you.
So, it was you.
You don't find it odd
that I have your number?
It's no big deal.
Just like you may be using
blocking software,
but I can still find out your cell number.
Is that so?
Why don't you try? You have half an hour.
You lost. I waited for an hour.
192-6786-6786, five minutes.
Five minutes?
You hacked the phone company?
No, I told them I'm being harassed
by an unknown caller.
Their customer service is good.
Then why didn't you call me?
Because I think it torments you,
when I don't call.
K.O. is known for being a lone wolf.
You've come to us several times already.
I'm curious about your motive.
Midnight tonight, WCTF Geek Competition.
Are you game?
-What do you mean?
-We sign up together.
If I lose,
I'll work for you for a year, for free.
I think you really need the help.
You know a lot about our company, however,
a good hacker isn't necessarily
a good programmer.
I'll decide if that's the case.
What? Are you afraid?
Reverse psychology is my favorite.
Whoever solves the most challenges wins.
Okay.
Good. I can challenge their record,
while I'm at it.
ZHIYI TECH
Tyrant!
I hear two IP addresses from China
broke the records at last night's
WCTF Geek Competition.
-One solved 69 challenges, one 68.
-Really? They did us proud!
-You didn't go home last night, Nai?
-It got too late. I slept in the office.
Also, a new recruit
is reporting to work today.
A new recruit?
Mei needs to take a look first.
What time is the new recruit coming?
In the wee hours.
-Reporting to work in the wee hours?
-Did you hire a ghost or something?
You know this recruit, too.
I do? Who is it?
-A computer major?
-A guy or a girl?
That's not likely.
Any computer major up to your standard
would've been lured by you already.
-The temple guy.
-What?
Hao Mei's hacker has the guts to show up?
Isn't he worried what we'd do to him?
Say, don't master hackers
usually like to roam free,
without restraint?
Why would he want to work for us?
Nai, what did you do to him?
It's not what I did to him.
It's what he wants to do.
Bro, can you speak in human language?
I don't get it.
This guy is odd.
He's coming in the middle of the night.
Could we be in danger?
Are you scared?
It's four of us against one!
-How dangerous can it be?
-That's true.
Wait, where's Mei?
What's this all about?
Do you know what this is?
It's our bathroom mop.
When he shows up, I'll get him with this.
If that doesn't work,
at least he'd die from the stench.
It's you? Who ordered delivery?
So, it's you.
It's me. Based on our agreement,
I lost, so I'll work here for a year,
for free.
Forget the working for free part.
Welcome to Zhiyi.
How should I address you?
You know it, K.O.
K.O.? Why does it sound so familiar?
I remember now!
Are you the super incredible,
super famous hacker?
-The one in 2011
-Right?
Nai, is he really
You
It's me.
Also, I said I'd work for free.
I'm a man of my word.
Then I'll wire it to Hao Mei.
Hao Mei, you recruited K.O.
He's all yours.
Me?
This is your desk.
Nai asked someone to clean it up for you.
You've got it so nice.
Mr. Xiao made an exception
and allow you to work from home.
Unlike us, who have to be here all day,
suffer under his cracking whip.
You're not mad anymore?
I was a little mad earlier.
How dare you lie to me
and hack my computer?
But then, I felt a little thrilled.
Just think, I meet a cook
at a late-night eatery,
and he turns out to be
the super famous hacker, K.O.!
Doesn't it feel like
Like when you see the Sweeper Monk!
What's the Sweeper Monk?
You don't know the Sweeper Monk?
I'll explain next time.
But, I have just one question.
What?
Why did you change the goddess
on my wallpaper into a temple?
She's ugly.
Listen, you can insult me,
but I'll have to fight you,
for insulting my goddess.
Wait! I just thought of
an even more serious problem!
You're my colleague now.
What about my eating needs?
Where will I go now?
Meeting adjourned.
We'll get paid soon.
-When are we going out to eat?
-Your treat?
You're so stingy.
K.O. is something else.
Ever since he got on board,
Hao Mei doesn't complain anymore.
His pretty face is bouncy and soft again.
That's their friendship.
Also, are you and Weiwei
still in a long-distance relationship?
What can I do? We don't have the status,
and we haven't been dating that long.
What do you want me to do?
Listen.
This resignation, this tone of voice
Who knew you'd end up like this?
Nai, I'm quite sympathetic
to your situation.
We're in the same boat.
Tonight, why don't we
-You're taking off already?
-Yeah.
-Where are you off to?
-Wedding and babies.
ROCK OF LIVES
Fate brings together lovers destined
to meet, same with spirit monsters.
I'm the matchmaker for spirit monsters.
Today,
which pair of pets shall I bless
for their owners?
Fantastic. It's an extraordinary pair
of psychic spirit monsters.
I can tell, the owners have taken
great pains to train them.
Perfect match.
WEDDING CERTIFICATE
I give you my blessing.
The ceremony is done.
You can build a new dwelling
for the spirit monsters in your house.
They can move in at eight tonight.
Other players on the forum say,
when spirit monsters move in together,
pink hearts will pop up from the roof.
I wonder if it's true.
Let's try it.
Sorry, your spirit monsters
are underage,
since they have been online
for less than 150 hours.
They cannot cohabit.
They're married, but they can't cohabit?
Would your "A New Chinese Ghost Story"
be this unreasonable?
No.
This is nothing.
You can get to work. I'll take them out
and accumulate online time.
Okay, I'll auto-follow.
Since Lord is on auto-follow,
he has no idea what I'm doing, so
Hello, Miss. Are you looking for a phone?
-How can I help you?
-I want this one.
What color would you like?
Color?
Lord's phone is gold.
I want gold.
Great taste!
This model has a big battery
and it charges fast.
You can talk for two hours
after charging five minutes.
-All right, I'll take it.
-Sure. I'll get it for you.
-Here.
-Thanks.
Have a good day.
I finally got a phone.
Now I can appease Lord.
Will he tease me, when he sees
that I have the same phone?
I was too impulsive. Should I change it?
Never mind. If he asks,
I'll just say it's a coincidence.
What should I text Lord?
It's the first text.
It has to be meaningful.
I got it!
As part of Hong Kong
Guis Group's 20th anniversary celebration,
a sweepstake is held
to give back to society.
Your cell phone number has won
the third prize,
a laptop computer.
Pay 1,000 RMB for tax and processing fee,
and we'll deliver the prize to you.
Thanks to Erxi,
who reads out these texts
every time she gets them,
I can recite the text word for word.
Leave a bank card number,
and it'll seem even more convincing.
Lord will probably delete it,
thinking that it's spam.
Tonight, I'll tell him it's from me.
His reaction will be hilarious.
I wonder if Lord got the text?
I'm sure he deleted it.
How should I throw a fit?
I texted you, but you ignored me.
Text?
From this cell phone.
Did you delete it?
Sorry, Weiwei,
I thought it was a scam.
What's this?
Hello, Bei Weiwei,
Xiao Nai has wired 1,000 RMB
to your account ending in 2540,
via China Merchants Bank.
What?
Excuse me, I need to make a call.
You actually wired me money?
I was playing with you!
I know you were playing with me.
How did you know it was me?
I checked the cell phone location,
and it's in your city.
What?
Do you always check the location,
when you get a scam text?
Not really, but the bank account
you gave me looked familiar.
So I checked it.
Weiwei, this is a terrible con job.
You didn't even leave an account name.
I believe you've only seen
my bank card once,
and you remember the number?
That's amazing!
You're too kind, Ms. Bei.
You didn't even leave an account name.
Your scam shows
your skills are not also bad.
You knew it was me,
yet you wired the money?
Buy a plane ticket.
Weiwei
Flowers along the field paths
have bloomed, take your time to return.
You've only been back a few days,
and you're leaving again?
You should've told us,
you applied for an internship.
It's so sudden!
I only just got notified.
What company is it? Is it reliable?
The people there are pretty reliable.
Where will you stay? On campus?
You have a package, Weiwei.
-Are the clothes all packed?
-Pretty much.
I got a place to stay.
Xiaoling has an apartment near campus
that I can stay at.
This is the key.
What? You're staying at
someone else's place?
Wouldn't you be imposing on them?
That's right.
Wouldn't you be troubling her family?
It's okay. Xiaoling is family.
All right.
Why didn't you tell us ahead of time?
We could've prepared
a few daily necessities for you.
It's fine, Dad. I don't need anything.
It's convenient around the campus.
I'll just buy whatever I need.
Yuyang's Talks on Poetry.
Why are you reading this now?
I just picked it up,
to improve my literary education.
Weiwei, it's very hot.
Don't work too hard.
You must learn to take care of yourself.
Call us, if you need anything.
Your mom's right.
We're not around to take care of you.
You have to depend on yourself now.
I know, I can take care of myself.
Don't worry. Why so sentimental?
Go on. Go make food. Let's go!
That company is pretty nice.
They provide plane tickets for interns?
I didn't tell Lord when I'd be back.
If I just show up,
I wonder if he'll be surprised
or startled?
Whatever, I just want to shock him.
UNDER MAINTENANCE
I understand workers have Saturday off,
but why must the elevator be off, too?
The elevator's fixed?
-Hello, President Feng.
-Hi.
My name is Yu. It's so hot today.
-Sorry for making you come all this way.
-It's fine.
Mr. Xiao was going to greet you,
but he had to take a call.
It's fine.
This isn't the best day to come,
but when the effects soundtrack came out,
I just couldn't wait for you to hear it.
Mr. Xiao is an expert in this field.
I'd like to get his feedback.
What the heck?
Didn't Lord say
he would be here alone today?
That's why I came straight here.
What's going on?
Not only is Yugong here,
these people are here to see Lord.
Maybe I should just slip away now.
I'll get in touch with him tonight.
Is she a member of
your company staff, too?
She is a colleague's family.
Why do I feel like
I'm being caught eloping?
-This way, President Feng.
-Okay.
Let's go.
This way, President Feng.
Ms. Weiwei, are you eloping or something?
Eloping? This is obviously
a public performance.
Your performance is very shocking.
-Mr. Xiao.
-Sorry for being a poor host.
No, we're sorry for imposing.
President Feng, our studio
has the best equipment.
Why don't we go check it out?
Sure. Let's go.
Come with me.
Lord is so calm.
I didn't shock him at all.
He's walking so fast,
as if he's in a hurry to settle me down,
so he can go to his guests.
This may be the right thing to do,
but he should at least welcome me,
even if just with words.
Mr. Xiao, it's not good
to let your guests wait too long.
The airplane food is terrible.
Wait for me here.
How can I wait for him here?
That's too obedient of me.
No, I think I should just take off.
I can't just leave like this.
Isn't this
Isn't this normal?
Lord would probably laugh at me,
if I run off like this.
Hi, are you Ms. Bei?
This delivery is for you. I brought it up.
Thanks for choosing our restaurant.
That's 20 bucks.
Delivery? Did Lord order it?
Okay.
Um Miss, do you have change?
I
Thing is, I don't have change, either.
Can you get change from your colleague?
Why don't I go pay at the restaurant?
Wouldn't that be a lot of trouble for you?
-No I don't want to be here anyway.
-What?
Nothing Wait here.
I'll go leave a message.
She can totally create a tab.
That girl is so jittery.
Mr. Xiao, you know way more about music
than I previously thought.
I didn't anticipate
you'd find imperfections
in the work I'm happy with.
We all strive for perfection.
That's for sure.
I'm confident, though,
next time, it's satisfaction guaranteed.
-I look forward to it.
-A pleasure working with you.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Are you satisfied?
Humans always seem to be curious
about the unknown.
Hey! Would it kill you,
if you didn't taunt me for one day?
Thanks for the Rice with Beef,
but I didn't have any change,
and they wouldn't let me create a tab.
So I went to pay at the restaurant.
It's bad enough that you ran off,
you also made a lousy excuse for that.
Hello?
Where are you?
I'm cleaning Xiaoling's apartment.
I can't stay on campus.
So I'm staying at her place for a while.
Address?
You're coming over? Maybe later.
I'm cleaning. It's very dirty.
I'll go to you.
No. You're too important of a person.
I can't afford to hire you.
Weiwei, are you being shy?
1601, Building A, Baogui Garden.
Bring two bottles of juice when you come.
Clean the kitchen.
Don't come out, until it's clean.
Thanks for the juice. You're the best.
Subtitle translation by Lu Yuhan