Ouran High School Host Club (2006) s01e17 Episode Script
Episode 17
Now that I notice it, you're always there next to me, but do I actually hate you? Love you? Or am I delusional? When I take a look at my feelings clearly, whether I'm a lady or a host, it doesn't matter to me.
People fall in love for all sorts of different reasons, but I want to see you now, to give your tender self cherry-blossom kisses, and if your heart beats faster, let's let our love bloom.
Right now is more vital than the future.
The springtime of love's beauty is the aesthetic of a damsel in bloom.
The Otoris descend from an historic, princely lineage.
Since the adoption of the zaibatsu system, long ago, we have advanced the medical field, and distinguished ourselves Today as well, with hospital administration at our core, we are among the leaders in the health business.
In choosing a successor Keeping yourself at the head of the class while you're in school is an accomplishment that your brothers have achieved.
You must know that it will take more than that to satisfy me.
Kyoya, I just had an incredible idea! as far as the eye can see" Where am I? Mama, hurry! This way! Okay, okay.
I was at home, sleeping, until just a moment ago Wait, no I wasn't Tamaki was shouting about something As I remember, it was about going to some kind of exhibit or something Doesn't that sound interesting, Kyoya? The underprivileged commoners hold special events like this once in a while, to ease the emptiness of being unable to travel.
By obtaining notable products from different regions, "Bonmal Department Store""4F, Special Expo Hall" they are able to somewhat enjoy the feeling of traveling.
So, I've come up with a project, so that beginning 2nd term, we'll be better able as a club to understand Haruhi's feelings by going to experience some commoners' culture for ourselves.
So, with that in mind, come on, let's go! Let's go right now! Oh, by the way, in keeping with the purpose of this project, Haruhi will not be participating with us today, so if you don't mind Come on, come on.
You think you can sleep until almost noon on the last day of summer vacation? Let me tell you, I didn't go to bed until 5 in the morning.
And who gave you permission to come into my bedroom, anyhow? Kyo-chan is really grouchy when he wakes up, huh? Don't go casting stones.
though a slightly earlier one" Huh? What? Who cares about commoners' culture? I'm starting to get pretty tired of the whole "commoner" shtick.
Formulaic morons.
If you want to go, then suit yourselves.
You're sure we can suit ourselves? All right, we've gotten the hypotensive devil's permission! Gentlemen, let's get this devil dressed up and taken to the car! Quickly, that one no, not this one yes, that one Amazing! Look at that! Looks like they're selling a lot of the same kind of clothing! Mass production! Mass production! Hold on! They have a pet shop! We're going to the pet shop first! I'm going to eat ice cream on the roof! Oh! Looks like they're holding some kind of amazing event on the roof! What is it?! Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream! evil lord finally woke up" Oh, so that's it.
I'm currently at the Izumi shopping center.
That's not within walking distance of home.
I guess I'll call, and have a car sent out.
I'm sorry.
Mama! I swear, I'm going to kill Tamaki.
Huh? Kyoya-senpai? What are you doing here? Haruhi, how much money do you have on you? Huh? "Kyoya's Reluctant Day Out!" Kyoya-senpai, are you sure you're okay with eating here? There is a restaurant upstairs, as well.
You don't have very much on you, so we have little choice.
Oh, make sure to get a receipt.
I'm going to make Tamaki pay you back tenfold later.
Ah, I wish I hadn't come.
I just wanted to take a peek at the products expo.
Why'd I have to run into Kyoya-senpai? What's worse, he's in an awfully foul mood.
Haruhi, how do you place your order here? I'll do the ordering, so what would you like? Anything's fine.
Just make sure there's lots of it.
Okay then, this one, this one, and some fries.
My, he's handsome.
Just my type.
Welcome, can I recommend our new dessert, as well? Nah, I don't need anything sweet.
He's so cool.
I'm liking him more and more.
Well then, we also have a new shake here I said I didn't want anything.
Excuse me, I need a receipt, please.
Kyoya-senpai You might be in a bad mood, but you could have told her some other way, right? She was only doing her job.
Giving excessive service isn't necessarily the right way to wait on customers.
What? Nothing.
I was just thinking that you were eating with unexpected gusto.
I pictured you eating in a more refined manner, and thinking that this stuff wouldn't be to your liking.
It isn't particularly to my liking.
Are you saying that I'm so callous a person as to complain, even when someone else is buying? No I am thinking it, though.
The selling point of this stuff is that you eat it with your fingers, and can eat it fast, right? It's obvious that following that course when eating it will make it taste best.
Besides, it doesn't matter whether I eat it in a refined manner or not, since there's no need to worry about how anyone will view me here.
I guess in the world of the rich, there must be pressure over manners and so on.
Hey, for the record, I mean that it doesn't gain me anything to act all high-class in a place like this.
There's nothing in it for me to observe proprieties with you, either.
Oh, you don't say.
I suppose not, huh? Hey, look.
That boy in the glasses is pretty hot.
Wow, you're right.
Excuse me, is this taken? And if you're not using this chair, could we borrow it? Go ahead.
Yay, thank you so much! No, not at all.
Does he really get this indifferent if there's nothing in it for him? He's completely different from usual.
Welcome.
He's far different from Tamaki-senpai, who's a natural host.
Why do they get along so well? If you're wondering why Tamaki and I get along so well H-He's completely reading my thoughts! He's on a telepathic level now the answer is simple.
Because it's in my interest.
I won't act for any other reason.
I'm an egoist, after all.
Tamaki-senpai would cry if he heard you say that.
No, he wouldn't.
He's known that from the beginning.
It's why we teamed up.
Hikaru and Kaoru, and even Honey-senpai and Mori-senpai, we all hang together because it's in each other's interests to do so.
Our relationship with each other's families, and the situations that each of us are placed in-- well, let's just say that there's still a lot that you don't know.
Well, that fool Tamaki sometimes acts when there's nothing in it for him.
It is true, there isn't a single millimeter of similarity between Tamaki and myself.
Senpai, I thought you were going to take a taxi home.
I'm already here, so I'm going to look around a little first.
Hmm, black pearls from Ishigaki Island, huh? Those are high quality articles.
Will there be any buyers, in a place like this? Wow, that's amazing.
You can tell? Such is the education that I've received.
I have sensed, of course, that usually, there's a kind of wall between us I really don't know anything about your family and such, Kyoya-senpai.
There's really nothing especially there for you to know about my family.
Well, that kind of seems unfair, doesn't it? Unfair? After all, Kyoya-senpai, when it comes to my family, you've even got a firm grasp on who my dad's friends from work are.
It seems kind of unfair.
That's an intriguing notion, in its own way.
Kyoya-senpai, you have two older brothers, right? What kind of people are they? These three are my sons.
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
My, what fine sons you have.
They look most promising.
I truly am envious.
All three appear to be quite brilliant.
The one to succeed the Otori family will no doubt be the oldest son.
The youngest son, Kyoya-kun, had the most impressive looks, but with three sons, there's no way he'll be the head of the family, no matter how hard he tries.
They are exceptional men.
Enough so that they meet Father's expectations without any trouble.
And so, even more is expected of the third son.
Keeping yourself at the head of the class while you're in school is an accomplishment that your brothers have achieved.
You must know that it will take more than that to satisfy me.
So things really are hard for you, huh? You think so? I can't think of any game more fun than this.
Oh, my, pieces by Komatsu Shoin? Imagine, seeing them here.
Madam, you have a sharp eye.
Senpai? Senpai? Yes, Komatsu Shoin's pieces have such a nice color, don't they? To tell you the truth, these are pieces that I'm not supposed to have here.
These are valuable items, which were not supposed to have been had outside of the Komatsu family for generations.
Oh, my These are fakes, madam.
W-What did you say? Stop messing around! You're just a kid.
It's true, the way the blue comes out here is very similar to Shoin's work, but an authentic piece would have a darker gradation around the base, and this lacquer is too clear.
I'm going to report you for obstructing my business! What school do you go to, you delinquent?! Ah, I knew it.
One of the strokes in this seal on the bottom is off.
If this is authentic, there should be a certificate.
Shall we do a handwriting analysis on it? I-I left it back at my shop today Ah, in that case, my family has had dealings with the Komatsu family going way back, so I could contact them right now, and have them verify these.
Would that be all right? Helping others is something that is beneficial to you after all, isn't it, Kyoya-senpai? Ah, didn't you know? That woman is the wife of the chairman of a major electronics maker.
This is my first time meeting her, as well, but I can tell by looking at the ring on her left hand.
It's a company that our family has a lot of dealings with.
Imagine, running into one of the Otori family's boys here.
Are you out incognito, too? The next chance I get, I'll be sure to take advantage of your family's resort facilities.
I'm honored.
Sure enough, Kyoya-senpai can only be who Kyoya-senpai is.
Huh? But earlier As I remember it, at the time Hey, Haruhi, did you know this? Know what? Are melons really this popular among candy makers? Huh? I don't get this.
Intentionally giving a corn snack melon flavoring, even when it's not actually a melon, just seems unnatural, doesn't it? That's an intriguing notion, in its own way.
Did I say something funny? No, it's just that earlier, you said something about there not being one millimeter of similarity between you, and yet, that sounded like something Tamaki-senpai would say.
I see.
This definitely seems like something that Tamaki or the twins would be thrilled over.
All right, I'll buy them.
Haruhi, your wallet.
Oh, right.
I'm paying, aren't I? Y-You're too heavy! You're too heavy! Tama-chan, something is about to start! Hi, everyone! The 2nd school term starts tomorrow! Have you gotten all of your summer vacation homework done? Eh? Not yet? Then, stop goofing around here! You need to hurry home and do your homework! Why is Renge-kun up there? Seems like recently she's been spreading out more and more.
Children! You naughty boys and girls who play around instead of doing your homework can't go home now! I, Doctor Namahage-sama, have taken over Bonmal Department Store! Help me, Ouran Sentai Host Rangers! That's far enough! Oh, you're the shadow leader of the Host Rangers I've heard about! Host Black! ! Come to think of it, where is Kyo-chan? Kyoya-senpai I'm sure that Tamaki-senpai feels that there's something to be gained by helping others.
That's probably true, for him.
Not for me.
Then, what is there for you to gain, Kyoya-senpai? Wealth, or fame? Some sort of actual, tangible gain? The way I see it, Tamaki-senpai feels benefited from doing things that I don't see as having any point.
Kyoya-senpai, I think you're a lot like Tamaki-senpai.
Kyoya, provide this man a map to the public school in the next town over.
That girl looked like she wanted to play together with you.
Having a brother and sister that don't care for each other, and who can't be with each other, is a serious problem that should not be! Who decided that? You're the one who's giving up without doing anything! Kyoya, I just had an incredible idea! Let's form a club! This is an announcement for a little lost boy.
Otori Kyoya-kun, who is here from Tokyo.
Otori Kyoya-kun, is lost.
His guardian, Suou-sama, is waiting for him at the 2nd floor counter.
Kyoya-kun is 1 80cm in height, and is wearing glasses.
Isn't that the boy? That's the boy.
As big as he is, he's gotten himself lost? Mister, are you all right? I am going to kill that idiot.
Ohh, Kyoya! You're safe! Um, what is Haruhi doing with you? Haru-chan! Haru-chan! Let's go play together! Let's play! Let's play! No, I'm going home.
For some reason, I'm worn out today.
Hey, now! Cut that out! Stop licking me! What's with the dog? Isn't she great? I just bought her at the pet shop up on the roof.
Hey, cut that out, Antoinette! How are this idiot and I alike? Earlier, when you said that you decided to help out that lady because you saw her ring, you were lying, huh? When you first saw that woman, you couldn't have seen her ring.
There was a flag in front of us, after all.
I just don't understand it.
Senpai, intentionally acting like an egoist, when you're not actually an egoist, just seems unnatural.
That's an intriguing notion, in its own way.
I can run for 5000 miles, until I'm out of breath.
the body working at full strength.
Having come this far, is it enough? How far until it's okay? The trees that imbue the streets of this town keep repeatedly changing their appearance.
In completely washed-out pallor, and unchanging frailty, I want to believe in myself, as I am here and now.
With my right hand, and my left hand, held over my head, I tear through the darkness and go! There is no deceit! I've made my resolve! From the moment I make my start, the world expands.
W-What is this?! An unfamiliar boy is-- Oh, they're going at it.
Chika-chan, you still haven't put in enough practice! Next time, "Chika's 'Down with Honey' Declaration!" Ouran High School Host Club will be waiting for you, next week!
People fall in love for all sorts of different reasons, but I want to see you now, to give your tender self cherry-blossom kisses, and if your heart beats faster, let's let our love bloom.
Right now is more vital than the future.
The springtime of love's beauty is the aesthetic of a damsel in bloom.
The Otoris descend from an historic, princely lineage.
Since the adoption of the zaibatsu system, long ago, we have advanced the medical field, and distinguished ourselves Today as well, with hospital administration at our core, we are among the leaders in the health business.
In choosing a successor Keeping yourself at the head of the class while you're in school is an accomplishment that your brothers have achieved.
You must know that it will take more than that to satisfy me.
Kyoya, I just had an incredible idea! as far as the eye can see" Where am I? Mama, hurry! This way! Okay, okay.
I was at home, sleeping, until just a moment ago Wait, no I wasn't Tamaki was shouting about something As I remember, it was about going to some kind of exhibit or something Doesn't that sound interesting, Kyoya? The underprivileged commoners hold special events like this once in a while, to ease the emptiness of being unable to travel.
By obtaining notable products from different regions, "Bonmal Department Store""4F, Special Expo Hall" they are able to somewhat enjoy the feeling of traveling.
So, I've come up with a project, so that beginning 2nd term, we'll be better able as a club to understand Haruhi's feelings by going to experience some commoners' culture for ourselves.
So, with that in mind, come on, let's go! Let's go right now! Oh, by the way, in keeping with the purpose of this project, Haruhi will not be participating with us today, so if you don't mind Come on, come on.
You think you can sleep until almost noon on the last day of summer vacation? Let me tell you, I didn't go to bed until 5 in the morning.
And who gave you permission to come into my bedroom, anyhow? Kyo-chan is really grouchy when he wakes up, huh? Don't go casting stones.
though a slightly earlier one" Huh? What? Who cares about commoners' culture? I'm starting to get pretty tired of the whole "commoner" shtick.
Formulaic morons.
If you want to go, then suit yourselves.
You're sure we can suit ourselves? All right, we've gotten the hypotensive devil's permission! Gentlemen, let's get this devil dressed up and taken to the car! Quickly, that one no, not this one yes, that one Amazing! Look at that! Looks like they're selling a lot of the same kind of clothing! Mass production! Mass production! Hold on! They have a pet shop! We're going to the pet shop first! I'm going to eat ice cream on the roof! Oh! Looks like they're holding some kind of amazing event on the roof! What is it?! Ice cream! Ice cream! Ice cream! evil lord finally woke up" Oh, so that's it.
I'm currently at the Izumi shopping center.
That's not within walking distance of home.
I guess I'll call, and have a car sent out.
I'm sorry.
Mama! I swear, I'm going to kill Tamaki.
Huh? Kyoya-senpai? What are you doing here? Haruhi, how much money do you have on you? Huh? "Kyoya's Reluctant Day Out!" Kyoya-senpai, are you sure you're okay with eating here? There is a restaurant upstairs, as well.
You don't have very much on you, so we have little choice.
Oh, make sure to get a receipt.
I'm going to make Tamaki pay you back tenfold later.
Ah, I wish I hadn't come.
I just wanted to take a peek at the products expo.
Why'd I have to run into Kyoya-senpai? What's worse, he's in an awfully foul mood.
Haruhi, how do you place your order here? I'll do the ordering, so what would you like? Anything's fine.
Just make sure there's lots of it.
Okay then, this one, this one, and some fries.
My, he's handsome.
Just my type.
Welcome, can I recommend our new dessert, as well? Nah, I don't need anything sweet.
He's so cool.
I'm liking him more and more.
Well then, we also have a new shake here I said I didn't want anything.
Excuse me, I need a receipt, please.
Kyoya-senpai You might be in a bad mood, but you could have told her some other way, right? She was only doing her job.
Giving excessive service isn't necessarily the right way to wait on customers.
What? Nothing.
I was just thinking that you were eating with unexpected gusto.
I pictured you eating in a more refined manner, and thinking that this stuff wouldn't be to your liking.
It isn't particularly to my liking.
Are you saying that I'm so callous a person as to complain, even when someone else is buying? No I am thinking it, though.
The selling point of this stuff is that you eat it with your fingers, and can eat it fast, right? It's obvious that following that course when eating it will make it taste best.
Besides, it doesn't matter whether I eat it in a refined manner or not, since there's no need to worry about how anyone will view me here.
I guess in the world of the rich, there must be pressure over manners and so on.
Hey, for the record, I mean that it doesn't gain me anything to act all high-class in a place like this.
There's nothing in it for me to observe proprieties with you, either.
Oh, you don't say.
I suppose not, huh? Hey, look.
That boy in the glasses is pretty hot.
Wow, you're right.
Excuse me, is this taken? And if you're not using this chair, could we borrow it? Go ahead.
Yay, thank you so much! No, not at all.
Does he really get this indifferent if there's nothing in it for him? He's completely different from usual.
Welcome.
He's far different from Tamaki-senpai, who's a natural host.
Why do they get along so well? If you're wondering why Tamaki and I get along so well H-He's completely reading my thoughts! He's on a telepathic level now the answer is simple.
Because it's in my interest.
I won't act for any other reason.
I'm an egoist, after all.
Tamaki-senpai would cry if he heard you say that.
No, he wouldn't.
He's known that from the beginning.
It's why we teamed up.
Hikaru and Kaoru, and even Honey-senpai and Mori-senpai, we all hang together because it's in each other's interests to do so.
Our relationship with each other's families, and the situations that each of us are placed in-- well, let's just say that there's still a lot that you don't know.
Well, that fool Tamaki sometimes acts when there's nothing in it for him.
It is true, there isn't a single millimeter of similarity between Tamaki and myself.
Senpai, I thought you were going to take a taxi home.
I'm already here, so I'm going to look around a little first.
Hmm, black pearls from Ishigaki Island, huh? Those are high quality articles.
Will there be any buyers, in a place like this? Wow, that's amazing.
You can tell? Such is the education that I've received.
I have sensed, of course, that usually, there's a kind of wall between us I really don't know anything about your family and such, Kyoya-senpai.
There's really nothing especially there for you to know about my family.
Well, that kind of seems unfair, doesn't it? Unfair? After all, Kyoya-senpai, when it comes to my family, you've even got a firm grasp on who my dad's friends from work are.
It seems kind of unfair.
That's an intriguing notion, in its own way.
Kyoya-senpai, you have two older brothers, right? What kind of people are they? These three are my sons.
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
My, what fine sons you have.
They look most promising.
I truly am envious.
All three appear to be quite brilliant.
The one to succeed the Otori family will no doubt be the oldest son.
The youngest son, Kyoya-kun, had the most impressive looks, but with three sons, there's no way he'll be the head of the family, no matter how hard he tries.
They are exceptional men.
Enough so that they meet Father's expectations without any trouble.
And so, even more is expected of the third son.
Keeping yourself at the head of the class while you're in school is an accomplishment that your brothers have achieved.
You must know that it will take more than that to satisfy me.
So things really are hard for you, huh? You think so? I can't think of any game more fun than this.
Oh, my, pieces by Komatsu Shoin? Imagine, seeing them here.
Madam, you have a sharp eye.
Senpai? Senpai? Yes, Komatsu Shoin's pieces have such a nice color, don't they? To tell you the truth, these are pieces that I'm not supposed to have here.
These are valuable items, which were not supposed to have been had outside of the Komatsu family for generations.
Oh, my These are fakes, madam.
W-What did you say? Stop messing around! You're just a kid.
It's true, the way the blue comes out here is very similar to Shoin's work, but an authentic piece would have a darker gradation around the base, and this lacquer is too clear.
I'm going to report you for obstructing my business! What school do you go to, you delinquent?! Ah, I knew it.
One of the strokes in this seal on the bottom is off.
If this is authentic, there should be a certificate.
Shall we do a handwriting analysis on it? I-I left it back at my shop today Ah, in that case, my family has had dealings with the Komatsu family going way back, so I could contact them right now, and have them verify these.
Would that be all right? Helping others is something that is beneficial to you after all, isn't it, Kyoya-senpai? Ah, didn't you know? That woman is the wife of the chairman of a major electronics maker.
This is my first time meeting her, as well, but I can tell by looking at the ring on her left hand.
It's a company that our family has a lot of dealings with.
Imagine, running into one of the Otori family's boys here.
Are you out incognito, too? The next chance I get, I'll be sure to take advantage of your family's resort facilities.
I'm honored.
Sure enough, Kyoya-senpai can only be who Kyoya-senpai is.
Huh? But earlier As I remember it, at the time Hey, Haruhi, did you know this? Know what? Are melons really this popular among candy makers? Huh? I don't get this.
Intentionally giving a corn snack melon flavoring, even when it's not actually a melon, just seems unnatural, doesn't it? That's an intriguing notion, in its own way.
Did I say something funny? No, it's just that earlier, you said something about there not being one millimeter of similarity between you, and yet, that sounded like something Tamaki-senpai would say.
I see.
This definitely seems like something that Tamaki or the twins would be thrilled over.
All right, I'll buy them.
Haruhi, your wallet.
Oh, right.
I'm paying, aren't I? Y-You're too heavy! You're too heavy! Tama-chan, something is about to start! Hi, everyone! The 2nd school term starts tomorrow! Have you gotten all of your summer vacation homework done? Eh? Not yet? Then, stop goofing around here! You need to hurry home and do your homework! Why is Renge-kun up there? Seems like recently she's been spreading out more and more.
Children! You naughty boys and girls who play around instead of doing your homework can't go home now! I, Doctor Namahage-sama, have taken over Bonmal Department Store! Help me, Ouran Sentai Host Rangers! That's far enough! Oh, you're the shadow leader of the Host Rangers I've heard about! Host Black! ! Come to think of it, where is Kyo-chan? Kyoya-senpai I'm sure that Tamaki-senpai feels that there's something to be gained by helping others.
That's probably true, for him.
Not for me.
Then, what is there for you to gain, Kyoya-senpai? Wealth, or fame? Some sort of actual, tangible gain? The way I see it, Tamaki-senpai feels benefited from doing things that I don't see as having any point.
Kyoya-senpai, I think you're a lot like Tamaki-senpai.
Kyoya, provide this man a map to the public school in the next town over.
That girl looked like she wanted to play together with you.
Having a brother and sister that don't care for each other, and who can't be with each other, is a serious problem that should not be! Who decided that? You're the one who's giving up without doing anything! Kyoya, I just had an incredible idea! Let's form a club! This is an announcement for a little lost boy.
Otori Kyoya-kun, who is here from Tokyo.
Otori Kyoya-kun, is lost.
His guardian, Suou-sama, is waiting for him at the 2nd floor counter.
Kyoya-kun is 1 80cm in height, and is wearing glasses.
Isn't that the boy? That's the boy.
As big as he is, he's gotten himself lost? Mister, are you all right? I am going to kill that idiot.
Ohh, Kyoya! You're safe! Um, what is Haruhi doing with you? Haru-chan! Haru-chan! Let's go play together! Let's play! Let's play! No, I'm going home.
For some reason, I'm worn out today.
Hey, now! Cut that out! Stop licking me! What's with the dog? Isn't she great? I just bought her at the pet shop up on the roof.
Hey, cut that out, Antoinette! How are this idiot and I alike? Earlier, when you said that you decided to help out that lady because you saw her ring, you were lying, huh? When you first saw that woman, you couldn't have seen her ring.
There was a flag in front of us, after all.
I just don't understand it.
Senpai, intentionally acting like an egoist, when you're not actually an egoist, just seems unnatural.
That's an intriguing notion, in its own way.
I can run for 5000 miles, until I'm out of breath.
the body working at full strength.
Having come this far, is it enough? How far until it's okay? The trees that imbue the streets of this town keep repeatedly changing their appearance.
In completely washed-out pallor, and unchanging frailty, I want to believe in myself, as I am here and now.
With my right hand, and my left hand, held over my head, I tear through the darkness and go! There is no deceit! I've made my resolve! From the moment I make my start, the world expands.
W-What is this?! An unfamiliar boy is-- Oh, they're going at it.
Chika-chan, you still haven't put in enough practice! Next time, "Chika's 'Down with Honey' Declaration!" Ouran High School Host Club will be waiting for you, next week!