The Haunted Hathaways (2013) s01e17 Episode Script

Haunted Brothers

You're getting sleepy.
When the great "Frankini" snaps, you'll no longer be a ghost duck.
You'll think you are a ferocious ghost dog.
[Snaps.]
[Quacking.]
This looked easier in the infomercial.
Taylor, what an attractive outfit.
You're not hypnotizing me.
Sorry, but I'm too focused on winning the school Talent Show with Emma.
First prize? Immortality.
Our photos go on the bulletin board by the bathroom.
Huge.
But to enter the Talent Show, don't you have to have how do I put this nicely Talent? Frankie, please.
I have talent.
Have you ever seen me juggle? [Glass shatters.]
I'll figure something out.
Oh, great.
More juggling.
What are you doing? I'm counting customers, to make sure we don't exceed the maximum limit as permitted by law.
Sounds fun.
- And safe.
- [Chuckles.]
- Ooh, two more.
- [Clicks counter.]
Only 28 people away from maximum capacity.
Hey! Look at this guy.
He just stole from the tip jar.
He needs to be taught a lesson.
Stand back, baby bro.
I've got a lesson he won't soon forget.
And served.
What was that? We get the money back, and he leaves with a smile.
Everyone's happy.
I'm not! Daisies? [Scoffs.]
Let me show you how a real ghost does it.
Bam.
[Snaps.]
Dang it.
Got my mind on flowers.
[Barking.]
I heard barking.
It worked.
I am the great "Frankini".
[Thud.]
[Spooky rock music.]
If you move into a haunted house.
You gotta try to work things out.
So if you're living with a ghost or three.
You gotta be one big, semi scary family.
Don't know how we ended up this way.
But I guess you could call us The Haunted Hathaways.
The Haunted Hathaways.
The Haunted Hathaways.
The Haunted Hathaways.
[Music.]
Hey, what are you doing, son? I'm installing a happy doorbell.
And there it is.
Welcome, friends, we're so glad you're here.
We are the Prestons and we wish you good cheer.
La, la, la, la please stay awhile.
La, la, la, la we promise you a smile.
That will never get old.
Am I right? Dad, any chance I could get a new brother? Because this one is not working out.
[Chuckles.]
Louie, Miles is a friendly ghost.
You just need to embrace it, like I have.
Welcome, friends, we're so glad you're here.
We are the Prestons and we wish you good cheer.
[Shudders.]
I got to go.
Nice tune.
Is that in the key of lame? I wish I had a badder brother.
He could teach me how to be a scarier ghost.
Instead, I get this guy.
[Humming.]
You don't need him.
You have the great "Frankini".
I stopped doing the cape twirl after an unfortunate incident.
Could that hypnotism stuff really make me a scarier ghost? Absolutely.
Oh, yeah.
You're getting sleepy.
When I snap, you'll be hypnotized.
And you'll be the baddest, scariest ghost around.
[Snaps.]
Whoa! I do feel different.
Everyone, kneel before me, as I breathe fire.
Bubbles? Okay, I'm still the same.
I am the baddest, scariest ghost around.
It's go time.
What could get us first place in the Talent Show? I could saw you in half.
- You know magic? - No.
Why? Hey, remember last week we were messing around with that dance that was half hip-hop, half gymnastics? Do I? No.
But I love it! Let's dance.
Shh.
Keep your voice down.
I love my Mom, but she tends to get overly involved in anything performance related.
- No problem.
- Cool.
So how about opening with Hey, girls, what you doing? Whoa.
It's almost like she knew we were about to start rehearsing the dance you didn't want me to tell her about.
You didn't want me to find out you're dancing in your Talent Show? - Mom, I'm sorry, but - No, Sweetie, I get it.
You didn't want me to help you guys, because you thought I was too busy with the bakery.
But you're my daughter, and I have an online performing arts degree.
- Of course I will advise you.
- Okay, because you don't have to.
Someone put on a pot of coffee, I got a dance routine to fix.
Uh, Mom, you haven't seen our routine yet.
Yeah.
Yoo-hoo, little ones? Once again, the Muses have beckoned me upon the shores of lake dance.
Something's going down.
She's got the crazy eyes going.
I will be helping Taylor launch her new Talent Show act, but not to worry, because I leave you in the capable hands of my number two.
Clem! Oh Hey, Phoebe.
- It's Frankie.
- Then who's Phoebe? - Let's not do this.
- Okeydoke.
Yo, Mrs.
H.
, check it out.
Cooking gloves.
Third degree burns fool me once, am I right? Clem has my full confidence.
Keep him away from all sharp objects.
Hey, that thief is back.
Maybe a little fire illusion will scare him straight.
I think I sent a message.
Yeah.
"Happy new year".
[Engine revs.]
Hey, check out the hog.
Miles, are you feeling okay? [Scoffs.]
Yeah.
Oh, I'm feeling great.
Because I am about to give out a major butt kicking.
[Yelping.]
Miles You just scared someone! Get used to it, Buttercup.
[Screaming.]
Miles, what is with you? Nothin'.
I'm the baddest, scariest ghost around.
Collar up.
Louie, I must have accidentally hypnotized Miles.
Who cares? I finally have the brother I've always wanted.
[Laughs.]
Hey, phoebes, I'm hearing a lot of noise out here.
I don't want to have to pull rank, but you need to keep it chill.
Your hat's on fire.
Yeah, I'm not up on all the kid lingo, but that better not be a slam.
My head's really hot.
[Groans.]
[Snickers.]
Oh! We need to stop this.
No way.
I like the new Miles.
[Laughs.]
What's going on? I heard screaming.
Miles suddenly wants to scare.
Caused by what or who, I have no idea.
I do.
It's adolescence.
Comes a time in every teen ghost's life when he wants to rebel.
Yo, son, you got a second? Okay.
Oh, a second's up.
Come on, baby bro.
Let's go scare the pizza joint.
Oh, and we'll chat later, and you can tell me why you think that hat is cool.
[Engine revs.]
Okay, girls.
Let my expertise in the arts lead you to victory.
And begin.
[Soft music.]
Yes.
Look around.
Search your surroundings.
Where are you? How did you get here? Mom, I'm confused.
What's confusing? You were two dancing turtles, who emerged from the city sewers, because you need to dance.
You know what could really help us? Costumes.
That would definitely get us into character.
Good instinct, Taylor-san.
I'll get to work on those A.
S.
A.
P.
You two, keep searching, experimenting.
Don't act the turtle.
Be the turtle.
So have we completely abandoned the idea of me cutting you in half? Frankie, you won't believe the day we had.
I could not be prouder of my brother.
Okay, prouder! [Laughing.]
You need to pull back a notch, Miles.
Don't worry.
He's gonna.
Son, you and I are going on a fishing trip together.
On it, we'll discuss what happens from a ghost boy to a ghost man.
Aw, Dad, I'd really love to, but how can we fish if we don't have any, uh - Bait? - No bait? Where'd it go? Miles, I'm gonna Understand this is a difficult transition for you, and we'll try and connect at a later time.
[Spits.]
I can't believe you just did that to Dad.
Yeah, this needs to end now.
Where's my hypnosis watch? Do you mean This? Come and get it.
Jump.
Jump! Keep leaping, froggy.
Easy, Miles.
Frankie's our bud.
[Sighs.]
Maybe you're right.
How's this? Miles, you're not being scary anymore.
You're sort of just being a jerk.
Ugh.
Thanks for the lecture, Grandma.
[Laughs.]
This guy has gone over the line.
I want my old brother back.
Dehypnotize him, Frankie.
I can't.
He better watch himself! Or he's gonna get run over by the pain train.
[Music.]
Stupid Miles, making me look like a granny.
Was that supposed to intimidate me? I fear nothing.
- Raaah! - Aah! Evil brother! Aah! Louie, are you okay? Father, a word, please.
I'm sure I don't have to shine a light on Miles' disturbing behavior.
No.
But I thought you wanted a tough, scary ghost for a brother.
[Chuckles.]
I've had a chance to reflect on that, and I've decided I don't.
It's gonna be okay.
This book, The Confusing Journey of Timmy the Teen Ghost.
Is filled with some amazing insights And a few weird pictures.
But it's given me a way to attack this Miles problem head-on.
[Metal music.]
We're the Prestons and you better beware.
If you enter this house you're gonna [Gags.]
I need a cough drop.
Not as catchy.
Frankie, did you order another hypnosis watch? Yeah, but it won't come for three weeks.
Three weeks? But I want my brother back now.
I miss him.
Maybe we can try rigging something else to hypnotize him.
[Sighs.]
Worth a shot.
Let's see what we have.
[Screams.]
Okay, my tiny actors, commence.
[Upbeat music.]
I'm coming out of my shell.
I've got a story to tell.
- And I don't want to talk.
- And I don't want to walk.
Both: All we want to do is dance.
All: Dance.
Okay, girls, permission to land Because you just sent me to "planet wow".
[Chuckles.]
Oh.
Ooh.
Emma, could you excuse my Mom and me for a second? Sure.
What's on your mind, honey? Okay.
While I appreciate you making turtle outfits and teaching us how to tap dance.
Emma and I kind of had an idea on what we wanted to do.
Oh.
What'd you want to do? Not put on turtle outfits and tap dance.
Look, Mom, maybe you could let Emma and me figure out a routine on our own? I get it.
This is your Talent Show.
You need to do a routine that makes you happy, I'll back away.
Thanks, Mom.
That means a lot.
- I love you.
- Oh, I love you too.
That is so beautiful.
It smells weird in here.
Son, you and I are going scuba diving.
Put away the bike.
Sorry, old-school Can't put away the bike.
It's part of me.
It's who I am.
Okay, I've had about enough of this.
We're going diving and having our talk.
It worked for Timmy the Teen Ghost.
It'll work for you.
Well, if you put it that way [Screaming.]
That should keep him busy for a while.
You've worked so hard.
Everyone's gonna love your whole gymnastics hip-hop act.
Thanks for being so cool about this.
I thought you'd be bummed.
Oh, me? Please.
That's show business.
- Allergies.
- [Coughs.]
Hey, Miles, what are you up to? Just doing my thang.
That's right.
Instead of thing, I said thang.
Deal with it.
Okay.
Well, Taylor and Emma are going to perform their dance routine at the Talent Show.
You should come watch.
Maybe I'll swing by.
Then again, maybe I won't.
I'm unpredictable and don't plan.
Miles, come see the cool trick Frankie's been working on.
I call it "Rocking this back and forth while you stare at it until you enter a trance like state".
Don't have time.
I got a Talent Show to destroy.
Well, I'm afraid you're gonna have to make time.
[Scoffs.]
Oh, really? I wouldn't let go if I were you.
[Whimpering.]
[Engine revs.]
Frankie I think I'm in trouble.
[Screams.]
This isn't gonna feel good! [Screaming.]
Oh, that's gonna leave a mark.
That's it.
We're getting my brother back.
And I think I know how.
[Grunting.]
- We're up next.
You ready? - I was born ready.
Actually, I was born in a bathtub.
I'll just go give the D.
J.
our music.
Let's see.
How can we have some fun? - Boo.
- Aah! Who are you? I'm your reflection, and I'm here to tell you to beat it.
O.
M.
G.
, I like your hair.
How do you get it to have so much body? - Gah! - [Screaming.]
Tay.
Mom, what are you doing here? Where's Emma? Bad news.
Emma was last seen screaming and running across the parking lot.
What? But we're supposed to go on any second.
I may have one possible solution.
What is it? I'm desperate.
- You want to dance with me? - True dat.
- Please don't say that.
- Got it.
I know I was a little hands-on before.
But I want you to know, if you need me, I'm here for you.
Thanks, Mom.
I would love to dance with you.
Mm.
You got me straight tripping, boo.
Seriously, Mom.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Gymtastics! [Applause.]
[Upbeat music.]
Oh, no.
This is horrible.
I know.
Mom cannot pull off that outfit.
No, look.
It's Miles! We have to stop him before he ruins everything.
Although Somewhere deep inside, this guy's the old sweet Miles, and I know just the way to bring him out.
Miles, stop! Louie, get out of here, unless you want a shower.
No.
I'm not leaving here without my brother, my real brother.
Welcome good friends, we're so glad you're here.
We are the Prestons and we wish you good cheer.
La, la, la, la please stay awhile.
- Both: La, la, la, la.
- We promise you a smile.
Louie, stop! Because I got "nexties".
Welcome, friends, we're so glad you're here.
We are the Prestons and we wish you good cheer.
Both: La, la, la, la please stay awhile.
La, la, la, la we promise you a smile.
Welcome back, brother.
Whoa.
What's this for? For being your beautiful, dorky self.
[Sighs.]
You guys want to go back to the house? - Yeah, I've had enough.
- Let's go.
[Music.]
Okay, I am done with Timmy the Teen Ghost.
You and I are gonna have a talk right now.
Sit.
- Awesome! I love to chat.
- Save the lip.
Miles, there comes a time when every ghost boy acts out.
I've been through it myself.
And I'm telling you, it's gonna stop, got it? Okay, pops.
That's it? No backtalk? Of course not! Incoming hug.
I knew I could fix this.
Oh, I'm good.
[Laughing.]
[Barking.]

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