Bunnicula (2016) s01e18 Episode Script
Haunted Dog House
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(HISSING)
(LAUGHING)
(GIGGLES)
(GIGGLES)
(MINA HUMMING)
MINA: You are gonna
love it out here.
All I have to do
is get rid of some
of these cobwebs
-and
-(DISEMBODIED LAUGHTER)
Don't worry, Harold.
I'm sure they'll let you
back in the house
just as soon as Uncle Vlady
and his allergies go home.
Besides, you are gonna
have fun out here, my friend.
Heck, I'm having fun
just sitting here.
All set. Sleep tight,
don't let the dead bugs bite!
I'll see all three of you
in the morning.
Yeah, don't worry, buddy.
I'll see if I can
pull some strings,
maybe get you back
inside with me.
You were right, Bunnicula,
he didn't know.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
All three of us? No!
I don't belong out here.
I have a sensitive
disposition.
I belong indoors,
away from the cold night air,
and the mud bugs,
and the moths,
and the mosquito eaters
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Yeah, I don't think
he's going into this
with the right attitude.
CHESTER: Horrible out here!
Hey, don't worry.
I'm sure they'll let you
back in the house
just as soon as Uncle Vlady
and his allergies go home.
What nincompoop told you that?
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Yeah, you're right, Bunnic.
Come on, let's go check out
this old doghouse.
-You coming, Chet?
-Me? In there? No way.
Remember what happened
to Nutty Pete when
he went in there?
-Mmm, no.
-Well, you remember how
we used to just call him Pete?
(MUMBLING)
Boo! (LAUGHING)
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Last chance, Chester.
-No way! I'd rather
take my chances
-(BUZZING)
with the mosquito eaters
Hey! Uh, what are you
guys doing, huh?
Just, uh, kind of hanging
around the old doghouse, huh?
See, Chester, it's nice
and cozy in here.
Yeah, maybe too cozy.
Sure be nice if we had
just a little more
(GASPS)
Huh. How about that?
Bye!
(SCREAMING)
(PANTING)
The door!
What?
(PANTING HEAVILY)
What?
(DISEMBODIED LAUGHTER)
Okay, uh, we'll figure out
how to get out of here.
We just have
to stick together.
Seriously? You never split up!
This is
Horror Movie 101 stuff, guys!
GHOST: Play.
Come play with me.
(SCREAMING)
(PANTING)
(GHOST GIGGLING)
Play with me.
Play with me.
(SCREAMING)
Hey, now that looks familiar.
(SNIFFS)
Oh, yeah. Smells like home.
(SNIFFS)
Hey, where did I go?
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Tada!
Wow.
(PURRS) Whoo!
GHOST: Come play with me.
Okay. Here I come.
GHOST: Come play with me.
Okay. Here I come.
Here I come.
Here I come.
-Here I
-Come play with me.
Man, this guy's good.
Here I come.
Okay. Okay.
All I have to do is
stay calm and find a way out.
Once I'm safe,
I'll send someone in
to get Harold and Bunnicula.
-(GASPS)
-(GHOST CHUCKLING)
(WHIMPERING)
Ugh.
(SCREAMING)
Here I come.
Come play with me.
-What?
-I said, "Come play with me."
Oh, okay.
Here I come. (CHUCKLES)
(PURRS)
(IMITATING GHOST)
Come play with me.
(CHUCKLES) See how
I did it to him first?
(GHOST LAUGHING)
Whoa-ho-ho! Rad.
I love tennis.
Fifteen-love, match point.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you.
(CHUCKLING)
I'm going to get you.
(PANTING HEAVILY)
(YOWLS) Get a hold
of yourself, Chester.
All you gotta do
is find a way out of this.
(GHOST GIGGLING)
Huh? It's the door.
I found a way
out of this madhouse.
Ha-ha! Back in the courtyard!
But something's different.
Say, you're a choice
bit of calico, aren't you?
Take a hike, Mike.
Bank's closed.
What year is this?
Wish me luck, Lil Capone.
Tonight's the big night.
I think Big Tony's finally
gonna forgive me
for losing all that money.
You be good. We can play
just as soon as I get home.
Wait for me. Okay, boy?
LIL CAPONE: But I wanna play.
Aw, the poor little guy.
I wanna play
Now!
(SCREAMS)
(LAUGHS)
Play with me!
(STRAINING)
Play.
I'm gonna get (CHUCKLES)
(CHESTER PANTING)
Hey, Chester.
Lil Capone is real.
He's a ghost and he's chasing
me around and saying,
"Play with me."
There's no telling
what he wants.
I don't know. Kind of sounds
like he wants to play.
-Yeah.
-(SCREAMS)
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Yeah, good idea, Bunnic.
Hey, Chester, we're
gonna find Lil Capone
and play with him.
You wanna join us?
Let me put it this way.
(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING)
He sure doesn't say a lot
when he leaves a room.
(PANTING)
Come play with me,
Chester. (GIGGLING)
(SCREAMING)
Play! (GIGGLES)
Knock it off!
(GHOST LAUGHS)
That's not knocking it off!
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Yes, he does have
awesome cat-like reflexes.
I wonder why.
(SIGHS)
(GRUNTING)
I think I'm getting
the hang of this.
(GRUNTS)
Hey, do me. Huh?
What?
(WHISTLES) Come and get it!
Play!
(BOTH GIGGLING)
(LAUGHING PLAYFULLY)
(CALLING INDISTINCTLY)
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Play!
(LAUGHING)
There, you're free.
Now let's get out of here
before that demented
doggy comes back.
Yeah, okay.
Harold, this way.
I thought I heard
something up here.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
-What'd he say?
-Uh-huh.
Yeah, he said, "Run."
(PANTING)
(GIGGLING)
(SIGHS) I've waited for years
for someone
to finally play with me.
Thank you.
I had fun.
Now I'm finished playing.
See you soon.
See you soon? What do you
think he meant by that?
Run!
(SCREAMING)
(DOGHOUSE CREAKING)
(CHESTER SCREAMING)
(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
(PANTING)
Aw, I'm gonna miss
the little guy.
(SIGHS) Not me.
That's just about
all the excitement
I can stand for one night.
-Let's just sit right
here on this porch
-(BUZZING)
and hope that
nothing else happens.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(HISSING)
(LAUGHING)
(GIGGLES)
(GIGGLES)
(MINA HUMMING)
MINA: You are gonna
love it out here.
All I have to do
is get rid of some
of these cobwebs
-and
-(DISEMBODIED LAUGHTER)
Don't worry, Harold.
I'm sure they'll let you
back in the house
just as soon as Uncle Vlady
and his allergies go home.
Besides, you are gonna
have fun out here, my friend.
Heck, I'm having fun
just sitting here.
All set. Sleep tight,
don't let the dead bugs bite!
I'll see all three of you
in the morning.
Yeah, don't worry, buddy.
I'll see if I can
pull some strings,
maybe get you back
inside with me.
You were right, Bunnicula,
he didn't know.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
All three of us? No!
I don't belong out here.
I have a sensitive
disposition.
I belong indoors,
away from the cold night air,
and the mud bugs,
and the moths,
and the mosquito eaters
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Yeah, I don't think
he's going into this
with the right attitude.
CHESTER: Horrible out here!
Hey, don't worry.
I'm sure they'll let you
back in the house
just as soon as Uncle Vlady
and his allergies go home.
What nincompoop told you that?
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Yeah, you're right, Bunnic.
Come on, let's go check out
this old doghouse.
-You coming, Chet?
-Me? In there? No way.
Remember what happened
to Nutty Pete when
he went in there?
-Mmm, no.
-Well, you remember how
we used to just call him Pete?
(MUMBLING)
Boo! (LAUGHING)
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Last chance, Chester.
-No way! I'd rather
take my chances
-(BUZZING)
with the mosquito eaters
Hey! Uh, what are you
guys doing, huh?
Just, uh, kind of hanging
around the old doghouse, huh?
See, Chester, it's nice
and cozy in here.
Yeah, maybe too cozy.
Sure be nice if we had
just a little more
(GASPS)
Huh. How about that?
Bye!
(SCREAMING)
(PANTING)
The door!
What?
(PANTING HEAVILY)
What?
(DISEMBODIED LAUGHTER)
Okay, uh, we'll figure out
how to get out of here.
We just have
to stick together.
Seriously? You never split up!
This is
Horror Movie 101 stuff, guys!
GHOST: Play.
Come play with me.
(SCREAMING)
(PANTING)
(GHOST GIGGLING)
Play with me.
Play with me.
(SCREAMING)
Hey, now that looks familiar.
(SNIFFS)
Oh, yeah. Smells like home.
(SNIFFS)
Hey, where did I go?
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Tada!
Wow.
(PURRS) Whoo!
GHOST: Come play with me.
Okay. Here I come.
GHOST: Come play with me.
Okay. Here I come.
Here I come.
Here I come.
-Here I
-Come play with me.
Man, this guy's good.
Here I come.
Okay. Okay.
All I have to do is
stay calm and find a way out.
Once I'm safe,
I'll send someone in
to get Harold and Bunnicula.
-(GASPS)
-(GHOST CHUCKLING)
(WHIMPERING)
Ugh.
(SCREAMING)
Here I come.
Come play with me.
-What?
-I said, "Come play with me."
Oh, okay.
Here I come. (CHUCKLES)
(PURRS)
(IMITATING GHOST)
Come play with me.
(CHUCKLES) See how
I did it to him first?
(GHOST LAUGHING)
Whoa-ho-ho! Rad.
I love tennis.
Fifteen-love, match point.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you!
I'm gonna get you.
(CHUCKLING)
I'm going to get you.
(PANTING HEAVILY)
(YOWLS) Get a hold
of yourself, Chester.
All you gotta do
is find a way out of this.
(GHOST GIGGLING)
Huh? It's the door.
I found a way
out of this madhouse.
Ha-ha! Back in the courtyard!
But something's different.
Say, you're a choice
bit of calico, aren't you?
Take a hike, Mike.
Bank's closed.
What year is this?
Wish me luck, Lil Capone.
Tonight's the big night.
I think Big Tony's finally
gonna forgive me
for losing all that money.
You be good. We can play
just as soon as I get home.
Wait for me. Okay, boy?
LIL CAPONE: But I wanna play.
Aw, the poor little guy.
I wanna play
Now!
(SCREAMS)
(LAUGHS)
Play with me!
(STRAINING)
Play.
I'm gonna get (CHUCKLES)
(CHESTER PANTING)
Hey, Chester.
Lil Capone is real.
He's a ghost and he's chasing
me around and saying,
"Play with me."
There's no telling
what he wants.
I don't know. Kind of sounds
like he wants to play.
-Yeah.
-(SCREAMS)
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Yeah, good idea, Bunnic.
Hey, Chester, we're
gonna find Lil Capone
and play with him.
You wanna join us?
Let me put it this way.
(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING)
He sure doesn't say a lot
when he leaves a room.
(PANTING)
Come play with me,
Chester. (GIGGLING)
(SCREAMING)
Play! (GIGGLES)
Knock it off!
(GHOST LAUGHS)
That's not knocking it off!
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Yes, he does have
awesome cat-like reflexes.
I wonder why.
(SIGHS)
(GRUNTING)
I think I'm getting
the hang of this.
(GRUNTS)
Hey, do me. Huh?
What?
(WHISTLES) Come and get it!
Play!
(BOTH GIGGLING)
(LAUGHING PLAYFULLY)
(CALLING INDISTINCTLY)
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
Play!
(LAUGHING)
There, you're free.
Now let's get out of here
before that demented
doggy comes back.
Yeah, okay.
Harold, this way.
I thought I heard
something up here.
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
-What'd he say?
-Uh-huh.
Yeah, he said, "Run."
(PANTING)
(GIGGLING)
(SIGHS) I've waited for years
for someone
to finally play with me.
Thank you.
I had fun.
Now I'm finished playing.
See you soon.
See you soon? What do you
think he meant by that?
Run!
(SCREAMING)
(DOGHOUSE CREAKING)
(CHESTER SCREAMING)
(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
(PANTING)
Aw, I'm gonna miss
the little guy.
(SIGHS) Not me.
That's just about
all the excitement
I can stand for one night.
-Let's just sit right
here on this porch
-(BUZZING)
and hope that
nothing else happens.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)