Erky Perky (2006) s01e18 Episode Script
Go Team!
Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog Stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(Perky snoring)
- Beware the giant shoe, run.
Two scoops of pistachio.
- Perky, wake up!
- Want an autograph, sure.
- Oh, stop it.
- Mmm, caramel.
- Oh I can't sleep,
too much noise.
- Hmm, hmm.
Hmm.
- What are you doing?
- Whoa, whoa!
Erky, where did you come from?
- I'm just naturally
stealthy, I guess.
("Peer Gynt Suite
I" by Edward Grieg)
- Two, three, four
Five, six,
seven, eight.
23, 24, 25, hmm.
- What was that?
- Hmm.
Come with me, there's some
bugs I think you should meet.
- Oh no, that was me, anyways-
- Okay listen up, everyone.
(Stinks farting)
I found our final guy.
(group sighing)
I know, Delilah you've
met, she's ropes.
- Hi, darling.
- Stinks is our math whizz.
By the way, Stinks,
it was 25 again.
- Gotcha.
- Subebe's our muscle.
- Au chante.
- And Grendel,
she's our navigator.
- Talk.
- Erky's going on the inside.
- Great, inside what?
- Our objective, the
secret store of food
within blue mountain.
- Stinks?
- Calculatively speaking,
the optimum time to strike
is at night during
a brief window.
- Good, less chance of
Mad Margaret catching us.
She gets one whiff of
this and we're curtains.
- I get it, we're putting
new curtains on the window.
- [Bugs] No.
(Stinks farting)
- Now you're sure
you got it, Erky?
- Yes, we are a secret
club on a secret mission.
- Yeah secret, huh, no Perkys.
- Don't worry, Frenzel.
If anyone can keep
a secret, it's me.
(light percussive music)
(Perky yawning)
- Oh hi, Erk.
- No, I won't tell you.
- Tell me what?
- Where I was, it's top secret.
- What, oh a secret,
I bet I can guess.
- No, you can't.
- Yes I can.
- No, you can't.
- Are you taking dance lessons?
Learning to fly?
Hanging out with Frenzel?
Ah-ha, you twitched.
You and Frenzel are
playing a joke on someone.
Frenzel's a robot?
Oh, you're in a secret club?
(leg wiggling)
(Perky laughing)
You twitched again.
- No more questions.
(bugs snoring)
(mysterious jazzy music)
(Erky yawning)
(air whistling)
(Perky groaning)
- Oh, ow.
(air whistling)
Ahh, ohh, get it off.
- Alright, let's
go over the plan.
Tonight's mission is to
get Grendel in and out
of the mountain
to map the interior.
(Perky gasping)
(Stinks farting)
- Oh there you are, Erky.
- Erky, what did I tell you?
- Perky, what did I tell you?
- Oh, so this is a secret club?
- No, it's not.
- Oh let me join,
huh, huh, please?
Frenzel, come on.
- Alright fine, just
don't get in the way.
(wings buzzing)
- [Perky] Cool.
- Shh!
- Alright, it's go time.
(bluesy music)
Anytime now, steady, steady.
- Have you guys
had a team cheer?
You know, something
like go team!
- Don't.
- Go, go, go.
(rope squealing)
- One, two, three.
(Stinks farting)
Four, five, six.
(Perky groaning)
- What the?
- [Stinks] Seven.
- [Perky] Help me
up, help me up.
- Hey calm down, Erky grab him!
- [Stinks] Nine.
(air whooshing)
(spring pinging)
12, 13.
(speaking in French)
- Subebe, abort, abort!
- 16.
- But the web is only
meant to hold one bug.
- [Stinks] 18, 19, 20.
(bugs groaning)
22, 23.
24, 25.
- Everyone pull!
- [Stinks] The door's closing!
(dramatic music)
- Oh, my nail.
- We did it!
- Wait, where's Grendel?
(mysterious music)
(bugs groaning)
We'll put that
disaster behind us.
Now let's try it again.
Anyone not
understand their role?
- Oh, am I the
cheerleader again?
(bugs groaning)
- You are the decoy.
It's very, very important,
Perky, stay here.
(Stinks farting)
Okay, all the
pressure's on you, pal.
Jam that door open
or we're done for.
- Right, not a problem.
(upbeat percussive music)
(Erky screaming)
(Stinks farting)
- Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Seven.
(Erky groaning)
Eight.
- Erky, go Erky!
- Perky, what are you doing?
You're supposed to be the decoy.
- I've done the decoy,
what else is there to do?
- Nothing, go away.
- Oh I know, how
about the team cheer?
- [Stinks] 14.
- Ha, I thought I
heard something.
Oh just wait until I get back
and tell Margaret about this.
Hey wait, what are you doing?
- Just until we finish
the mission, darling.
- [Stinks] 19, 20.
- Perky, you could
have ruined everything.
(bugs groaning)
(Perky cheering)
- [Stinks] Door's closing.
- Uh-oh, what do I do?
- Hey look, there's Grendel.
(Erky groaning)
(Erky screaming)
(dramatic music)
(spring pinging)
(air whistling)
- Bravo, darling, bravo.
We're done, darling,
nice work, Perky.
- Good job, hip hip hooray.
- Well it was pure
instinct, you know.
I just did what I had
to do to save the day.
- Erky, Perky, come
over her for second.
- Uh Frenzel hi, sorry
about that back there.
- Yeah, we didn't mean to-
- Uh nevermind, tell you what.
If you two can get rid of
this without looking inside it,
I will make you life
members of the secret club.
- Oh, the secret club?
- Yes, oh it's as good
as done, Frenzel.
- You leave it to us.
I wonder what's in the bag.
- [Erky] It doesn't
matter, Perky.
- But that's the worst thing
about being a secret spy,
all the secrets.
- [Erky] Stop talking about it.
- What if it's food?
- Well, I suppose one
peek wouldn't hurt.
Just to make sure it isn't food.
- Ah-ha, I'm free.
I can't believe you
tried to kidnap me.
Just you wait
til I tell Margaret.
- Did you really want to
be part of that club anyway?
- Nah, too physical.
- Hey, let's form our own club.
- [Erky] Yes, a secret club.
- [Perky] Yeah, we'll call
it the Top Secret Nobody
Knows Our Names
Erky and Perky Club.
- [Erky] I like it, yes.
But no cheerleaders.
(fun bouncy music)
Life was good
on Hot Dog Stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(Perky snoring)
- Beware the giant shoe, run.
Two scoops of pistachio.
- Perky, wake up!
- Want an autograph, sure.
- Oh, stop it.
- Mmm, caramel.
- Oh I can't sleep,
too much noise.
- Hmm, hmm.
Hmm.
- What are you doing?
- Whoa, whoa!
Erky, where did you come from?
- I'm just naturally
stealthy, I guess.
("Peer Gynt Suite
I" by Edward Grieg)
- Two, three, four
Five, six,
seven, eight.
23, 24, 25, hmm.
- What was that?
- Hmm.
Come with me, there's some
bugs I think you should meet.
- Oh no, that was me, anyways-
- Okay listen up, everyone.
(Stinks farting)
I found our final guy.
(group sighing)
I know, Delilah you've
met, she's ropes.
- Hi, darling.
- Stinks is our math whizz.
By the way, Stinks,
it was 25 again.
- Gotcha.
- Subebe's our muscle.
- Au chante.
- And Grendel,
she's our navigator.
- Talk.
- Erky's going on the inside.
- Great, inside what?
- Our objective, the
secret store of food
within blue mountain.
- Stinks?
- Calculatively speaking,
the optimum time to strike
is at night during
a brief window.
- Good, less chance of
Mad Margaret catching us.
She gets one whiff of
this and we're curtains.
- I get it, we're putting
new curtains on the window.
- [Bugs] No.
(Stinks farting)
- Now you're sure
you got it, Erky?
- Yes, we are a secret
club on a secret mission.
- Yeah secret, huh, no Perkys.
- Don't worry, Frenzel.
If anyone can keep
a secret, it's me.
(light percussive music)
(Perky yawning)
- Oh hi, Erk.
- No, I won't tell you.
- Tell me what?
- Where I was, it's top secret.
- What, oh a secret,
I bet I can guess.
- No, you can't.
- Yes I can.
- No, you can't.
- Are you taking dance lessons?
Learning to fly?
Hanging out with Frenzel?
Ah-ha, you twitched.
You and Frenzel are
playing a joke on someone.
Frenzel's a robot?
Oh, you're in a secret club?
(leg wiggling)
(Perky laughing)
You twitched again.
- No more questions.
(bugs snoring)
(mysterious jazzy music)
(Erky yawning)
(air whistling)
(Perky groaning)
- Oh, ow.
(air whistling)
Ahh, ohh, get it off.
- Alright, let's
go over the plan.
Tonight's mission is to
get Grendel in and out
of the mountain
to map the interior.
(Perky gasping)
(Stinks farting)
- Oh there you are, Erky.
- Erky, what did I tell you?
- Perky, what did I tell you?
- Oh, so this is a secret club?
- No, it's not.
- Oh let me join,
huh, huh, please?
Frenzel, come on.
- Alright fine, just
don't get in the way.
(wings buzzing)
- [Perky] Cool.
- Shh!
- Alright, it's go time.
(bluesy music)
Anytime now, steady, steady.
- Have you guys
had a team cheer?
You know, something
like go team!
- Don't.
- Go, go, go.
(rope squealing)
- One, two, three.
(Stinks farting)
Four, five, six.
(Perky groaning)
- What the?
- [Stinks] Seven.
- [Perky] Help me
up, help me up.
- Hey calm down, Erky grab him!
- [Stinks] Nine.
(air whooshing)
(spring pinging)
12, 13.
(speaking in French)
- Subebe, abort, abort!
- 16.
- But the web is only
meant to hold one bug.
- [Stinks] 18, 19, 20.
(bugs groaning)
22, 23.
24, 25.
- Everyone pull!
- [Stinks] The door's closing!
(dramatic music)
- Oh, my nail.
- We did it!
- Wait, where's Grendel?
(mysterious music)
(bugs groaning)
We'll put that
disaster behind us.
Now let's try it again.
Anyone not
understand their role?
- Oh, am I the
cheerleader again?
(bugs groaning)
- You are the decoy.
It's very, very important,
Perky, stay here.
(Stinks farting)
Okay, all the
pressure's on you, pal.
Jam that door open
or we're done for.
- Right, not a problem.
(upbeat percussive music)
(Erky screaming)
(Stinks farting)
- Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
Seven.
(Erky groaning)
Eight.
- Erky, go Erky!
- Perky, what are you doing?
You're supposed to be the decoy.
- I've done the decoy,
what else is there to do?
- Nothing, go away.
- Oh I know, how
about the team cheer?
- [Stinks] 14.
- Ha, I thought I
heard something.
Oh just wait until I get back
and tell Margaret about this.
Hey wait, what are you doing?
- Just until we finish
the mission, darling.
- [Stinks] 19, 20.
- Perky, you could
have ruined everything.
(bugs groaning)
(Perky cheering)
- [Stinks] Door's closing.
- Uh-oh, what do I do?
- Hey look, there's Grendel.
(Erky groaning)
(Erky screaming)
(dramatic music)
(spring pinging)
(air whistling)
- Bravo, darling, bravo.
We're done, darling,
nice work, Perky.
- Good job, hip hip hooray.
- Well it was pure
instinct, you know.
I just did what I had
to do to save the day.
- Erky, Perky, come
over her for second.
- Uh Frenzel hi, sorry
about that back there.
- Yeah, we didn't mean to-
- Uh nevermind, tell you what.
If you two can get rid of
this without looking inside it,
I will make you life
members of the secret club.
- Oh, the secret club?
- Yes, oh it's as good
as done, Frenzel.
- You leave it to us.
I wonder what's in the bag.
- [Erky] It doesn't
matter, Perky.
- But that's the worst thing
about being a secret spy,
all the secrets.
- [Erky] Stop talking about it.
- What if it's food?
- Well, I suppose one
peek wouldn't hurt.
Just to make sure it isn't food.
- Ah-ha, I'm free.
I can't believe you
tried to kidnap me.
Just you wait
til I tell Margaret.
- Did you really want to
be part of that club anyway?
- Nah, too physical.
- Hey, let's form our own club.
- [Erky] Yes, a secret club.
- [Perky] Yeah, we'll call
it the Top Secret Nobody
Knows Our Names
Erky and Perky Club.
- [Erky] I like it, yes.
But no cheerleaders.
(fun bouncy music)