Love O2O (2016) s01e18 Episode Script

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EPISODE 18
Clean the kitchen.
Don't come out, until it's clean.
Thanks for the juice. You're the best.
Go wash up. I'll take you out to eat.
Hurry up!
In case you catch a cold again.
In case I catch a cold?
Yeah.
By the way, aren't your staff
taking two weeks off?
You made them take time off.
Why isn't Yugong off today?
He has to meet
with the music studio director,
to talk about the soundtrack.
For the demo
of "A New Chinese Ghost Story"?
Yeah.
It stopped raining. We can go now.
Why are you grinning?
Nothing.
I just feel like, as soon as you got here,
the weather improved, too.
Um We're on the street.
What if people see us?
How come you didn't ask me
why I went to see you out of the blue?
Do I need to?
Don't be so narcissistic, okay? Just ask.
Fine. Weiwei, why did you come see me
out of the blue?
It's for my internship.
I couldn't find a suitable internship
back home.
Your company takes interns, right?
Our hiring standards are very high.
I'm only going to be an intern.
I won't ask for pay.
Free labor requires extra caution.
What do you want me to do?
Bribe me.
-I'll treat you to dinner tonight.
-Excuse me,
I don't accept just any bribe;
only the missus's beauty.
Mr. Xiao
Director, she's seducing him
for an internship?
Isn't that a bit illogical?
Weiwei, who cares if it's illogical?
That's in the original work.
Our production will be a hit!
Get to the main action in 10 minutes.
Just follow the script.
Let's take it from the top.
Lighting! Episode one, scene three,
"Seducing the despotic company president."
Weiwei, when you come in,
just lean on the door and strike a pose.
Good. Camera, over there.
It's your turn.
Hold on.
-Episode one, scene three, take two.
-Action!
Mr. Xiao,
I hear your company is hiring interns.
Do you think I'm a good fit?
I'll have to try, to find out.
Nice kiss.
Again, from a different angle.
Why did I have such an embarrassing dream?
Wipe it off my mind
What should I wear to work?
Thankfully before I came,
I went shopping with Mom.
You're in Capital City now, Weiwei?
Yes, I got here last night.
You suddenly ran off to Capital City
for an internship.
Is it because your boyfriend
was too lonely?
That's right! So don't come
and be a third wheel!
How can you say that?
Don't put beaus before BFFs!
-I'm just kidding.
-I'm kidding, too.
Weiwei, you're so industrious,
I'm sure Xiaoling's apartment
is already spotless.
Can I just move right in?
Yes, but I forgot to clean your room.
What now?
No way!
How can you be so unkind, Weiwei?
Just kidding. It's totally clean now.
-Come on over!
-Nice I'll come early.
I'll enjoy life with you
and do my internship while I'm at it.
Let me know, when you get here.
I'll pick you up.
I should go and get ready for work.
Why do we look like
we're wearing matching outfits?
What a coincidence! Should I go change?
They'll think we're matching on purpose.
It's okay. Let them think that.
Let's go.
Okay.
What will I be doing there?
What do you like to do?
I don't know, just as long
as I'm not doing nothing.
They're testing the mobile game.
You can do that for a few days.
Once you're familiarized with the company,
I'll give you other tasks.
Yugong works with these two teams, too.
He'll supervise you.
Yes, sir.
You should go in first.
I'll go find Yugong later.
Why?
No reason. I'm shy.
Now I get it.
What?
What it means
to shoot oneself in the foot.
Boss, this can't be our new employee?
She's an intern.
Boss? Is this what they call Lord at work?
Boss, are you two
Is this the style of your company?
He's from the programming division.
Try to stay away from them.
Ashuang used to be gynophobic.
He's immune, in front of you, though.
Such over-the-top acting!
He must be in the theater troupe.
Boss brought his future wife
to the office.
For real?
He's promised to another already?
I was hoping my little sister
could marry him.
You can introduce your sister to me.
-I'm still single.
-Get lost!
Even if she can't find a good man,
I'd never saddle her
with a womanizer, okay?
-Right
-Is there any cute womanizer like me?
Boss's here He's at the door.
Weiwei, you're reporting to us,
as soon as you get back?
You're a good example for us!
Show Weiwei around the office.
I have a conference call.
-Go and crack the Newbies Village quest.
-Okay.
Nai, that makes me
the chief of Newbies Village?
Village Chief, she's in your hands now.
Ms. Weiwei, come with me.
Let me show you around the office.
We're mainly a developing team,
so the structure is quite simple.
There are five divisions,
programming, design, testing,
art and admin.
This is our art division.
They're the biggest team
and they're the shadiest.
They're creating designs for NPCs.
They even want the likes of me!
You mean using your face to design
a Non-Player Character?
That's fun!
What if the NPC is the owner
of Spring Cometh Brothel?
And named Bloomy?
They're currently working on
NPC designs for Spring Cometh Brothel.
-So
-I'll make sure to stay away from them.
This is the design division,
and its head is your husband.
There's a plot designer
and a data designer.
The rest are all computer majors.
-What?
-Nothing.
Are you for real? I only said "husband."
-It's just a word, "husband."
-No, I was thinking,
if I should tell your future wife
that you vow to marry a rich girl?
That's not very kind of you.
Why do people call Lord "Boss"?
Yeah, some even call him "Bro Xiao."
As in organized crime?
The internet industry
isn't so unlike organized crime.
We get up early and stay up late
every day.
What's more, look,
we're all young people. Right?
Who wants to call Nai "General Manager"?
GM Xiao is so tacky!
This is the programming division.
I should tell you more about them,
because this is our most incredible team.
The A Team boasts three masters.
Lord?
Your husband isn't included.
Aside from him,
the A Team has three others.
See him there? The crew cut guy?
Isn't that Hao Mei's friend?
The awesome cook?
But he has another identity.
He's the famous hacker, K.O.
Have you heard of him?
Of course! He's one of the best
hackers in the country.
-Could it be
-That's him.
Are you pulling my leg?
I never lie about these things.
Nai recruited him.
I hear they duked it out a few times.
Anyway, he's with us now,
but very few people know he's K.O.
I only told you because you're family.
You better keep it a secret.
You've told a lot of people, haven't you?
No way! I'm very good with secrets.
But I still don't know his real name.
Nai pays him separately, too.
I'm positive, the reason why
he won't reveal his real name,
is because we'd laugh at him.
I'll introduce you to another master.
There he is.
Make sure you avoid running into him.
Do not let him see you.
Why not?
Ms. Weiwei, can't you see?
Our office is a like monastery.
It's all thanks to him.
This guy here
He can't code, when he sees a woman.
It's that serious?
But he's not a gentleman or anything.
If I had to guess, he's a horndog
with terrible self-control.
The sight of women paralyzes him.
So he'd rather not see them at all.
Why do I feel like
I'm in a world of Jianghu?
These people are martial arts masters,
each with his own eccentricity.
Didn't you say three masters?
Where's the other one?
The other one is that pretty face.
Mr. Girly?
His style seems
a bit out of step with the others.
Right? Did it destroy your image of him?
Not really.
Mr. Girly has good traits, actually.
True. Sometimes,
the utter lack of traits
is a trait in and of itself.
Also, Weiwei,
you can call me Yugong at the office,
but never call him Mo Zha Ta.
-What should I call him then?
-He's known on the street as Bro Mei.
What?
Nothing, I just had an urge to act out
the breaking a rock on the chest trick.
Here, have a drink. Collect yourself.
This is our admin division.
There's not much to them.
Just remember one thing, be nice to them.
Because they decide if you get
three meats, one veggie, with a drink,
or three veggies, one meat, and no drink.
That's the tour. Now I have to think,
what should your first task be?
Right! We're testing the mobile game.
Ashuang is taking charge of it.
You'll work with Ashuang.
Ashuang
I'll leave the newbie in your hands.
Be nice.
Weiwei, I believe in you.
Wait Don't go! Come back here
Hi, my name is Bei Weiwei.
May I call you Ashuang?
I I know. Don't come any closer.
I Don't call me anything.
I'm not supervising you anyway.
Okay
But Yugong asked me to work with you.
Well tell Boss,
I won't supervise you.
He's busy right now. Don't be nervous.
Why don't I go over there?
You can come to me, when you're ready.
They sent me a woman?
What do women know?
Women in IT would only mess things up.
You haven't even given me a task.
How do you know I'd mess it up?
That's right.
You haven't assigned her anything.
How do you know she'd only mess it up?
Don't think I won't kick your butt,
just because K.O. has your back.
Bring it
So what, if K.O. has my back?
Right, K.O.?
Yeah.
Well you can fix this problem.
Cell phone test report?
Page 20.
Cell phone testing incompatible issues?
A few phones are incompatible.
Find them all.
Do follow-up analysis
and write a report.
Do I have a budget
for getting the cell phones?
600 RMB tops.
Anything over won't be reimbursed.
Also, you better give me the report
by tomorrow noon.
Go find an empty seat anywhere,
and start working.
Okay.
Also, if you can't get it done,
don't come back to me.
Best don't come back to the office.
I'll do my best.
Good luck!
Good luck, I believe in you.
How come I've never heard of
these cell phones?
No.
Is it really necessary to test
such uncommon brands?
Let's try this.
It doesn't roll off the tongue at all.
1200 RMB?
It's not practical to buy one.
School's out. I can't borrow one
from fellow students.
It's hard to find, too. What should I do?
Never mind. I'll read through the report.
I'll start by reading up on phone tests.
Nai?
Is the conference call over?
I'll say this upfront,
I'm not here to badmouth anyone.
Banshan,
I don't know what's gotten into him today,
but he assigned Mrs. Nai to Ashuang.
Everyone knows what Ashuang's like.
Now Mrs. Nai is in Ashuang's hands.
Are you done with optimization?
Can we put work aside for now?
I come to report to you,
with a burning concern for Mrs. Nai. Look!
Right, you probably don't know
the latest development.
You know there are a few phones
incompatible with our game, right?
Ashuang has asked Mrs. Nai
to find all the incompatible phones
and do further tests on them.
Is that necessary?
To me, that's a waste of manpower
and resources.
I think Ashuang is trying to give
Mrs. Nai a hard time.
Is that all?
If that's it, get back to work.
Even a vicious tiger won't eat its cub.
Can you really stand by
and watch Mrs. Nai get bullied?
Think of it as a Newbies Village quest.
If I supervised her, it'd only be harder.
You win. I guess
a great man has to be ruthless.
I have a business lunch appointment.
Go eat with Yugong and the boys.
Okay, I'll eat with the village chief
of Newbies Village.
-Here's your drink.
-Thanks.
I can't figure out why
you'd assign Mrs. Nai with Ashuang.
When Mrs. Nai first showed up,
Ashuang was already super upset.
Do you think it's appropriate
for him to supervise Mrs. Nai?
This is called, fighting fire with fire.
Look at all the lonely young men
in our office.
The only female comrade, Ms. Weiwei,
is already promised to another.
If I don't take active measures,
what will all of us single guys do?
See how fierce Mrs. Nai is?
I'm sure she can cure Ashuang.
When that happens,
we'll be able to hire girls!
You make it sound like, with girls around,
someone would want you.
It raises the probability. Okay?
Mrs. Nai, what did Ashuang ask you to do?
Look for cell phones.
What cell phones?
You should be ashamed!
Ashuang asked her to turn in
an issues report
on incompatible phones
by tomorrow noon.
Does it have to be so rushed?
What's more,
those incompatible cell phones
are likely off the market.
That's true. It's obvious
he's just giving her a hard time.
Don't fret, Mrs. Nai.
I'll take care of him.
No I'll get Xiao Nai to rein him in.
No Don't trouble Xiao Nai
with such a trivial matter.
Plus, I think Ashuang is contemptuous
toward girls in IT.
If I go to Xiao Nai for help,
wouldn't that strengthen his case?
Is that so?
Yes I heard it. He said,
"Women in IT would only mess things up."
But I've already got an idea,
to let Ashuang change his views
on girls in IT.
How?
It's a secret.
You ate the most today, I'm telling you.
You ate the most, foodaholic!
You're only leaving now, Nai?
The lunch is at one.
I saw your bike over there.
Can I borrow your bike lock key?
These are the office keys.
The bike lock key is in my desk drawer.
Help yourself.
Office keys?
I'm heading out. Be careful on your own.
Bye-bye.
I can't believe Nai.
How can he give out
our office keys so lightly?
What if Mrs. Nai is a spy
and steals our code?
How can he be so careless?
Dude
You think she can steal the code
with the keys?
Nai is very clever.
Our code is encrypted with an 128-digit,
asymmetrical combination of passwords.
That means you can't solve it.
You may also destroy everything.
So, Mrs. Nai can't do any damage
with the keys.
It's a matter of principle.
Why are you coughing?
If I were a spy,
I'd get rid of you two first.
They're off so early today.
Everyone's gone?
They're off to dinner.
Are you waiting for me?
I got back late, too. I didn't catch them.
What are we having for dinner?
I ordered delivery. The missus
will have to settle for dining with me.
What did Ashuang task you with?
The game testing
found a few phones incompatible.
Ashuang wants me to turn in
an analysis report by tomorrow noon.
-Tomorrow noon?
-Yeah.
You got it?
The first part is done.
I found all the phones. I just have to
install the game and test them.
Then I can finish the report.
I saved the company a bunch of money.
I got all the phones
and I saved about 500 bucks.
Is the missus taking credit for the job?
Yes, I'm asking for praise.
There's no praise.
You get a share of the money saved.
-What?
-Based on my share calculation,
you get about 250.
You're a half-job Harry!
It's your favorite.
Nonreciprocity is impolite.
By the way, I have to thank you.
For what?
For assigning me to Ashuang.
I was actually afraid
you'd supervise me from the get-go.
That'd be so awkward.
Anyway, this arrangement is good.
I look forward to the tasks
Ashuang will give me next.
The missus is overthinking things.
I only passed you to Yugong
to save me the trouble.
You
You lied to me again!
Don't eat the pork chop! It's all mine!
Second generation cell phone.
Screen flickers while game is in progress.
Potential problem with graphics card.
Frequent crash issues.
Ashuang, this is the follow-up
test report.
I have recorded, in detail, actual issues
that occur with each incompatible phone,
along with the frequency,
and some unsophisticated
recommendations for your reference.
Well What are those?
These are all of the incompatible phones.
I didn't go over-budget, though.
I only used 150 RMB.
I found some second-hand vendors
and repair shops.
I leased these phones from them,
at 15 RMB per day, each.
I just have to return these on time today.
Ashuang, I have finished the report
within the deadline
and the budget.
If you're happy with the work
I've done so far,
please do assign me other tasks.
I Go now, I'll read the report.
Okay.
It's twelve now. Don't forget to eat.
Also, I won't be eating with you today.
I'm going to pick up Erxi.
Go and come back soon.
Don't be late in the afternoon.
No wonder she's Lord's girlfriend.
Hello? What is it?
Okay. See you later.
Erxi!
-Weiwei!
-Let me
How's it going? It's quite heavy.
I miss you so much!
Subtitle translation by Lu Yuhan