The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes! (2010) s01e18 Episode Script
Come the Conqueror
You have to buy it if you want to read it.
Lord Kang, the conquest of the 21st century has begun.
Our world's about to break tormented and upset the loss from when wake with no way to go back I'm standing on my own but now I'm not alone always we will fight as one till the battle's won with evil on the run we never come undone assemble, we are strong forever fight as one assemble, we are strong forever fight as one Report! Sir, the Helicarrier is taking fire from multiple unknown contacts.
Shielding is ineffective.
I just got this boat back in the air, I'm not about to let her go down again.
Director Fury, this isn't just an attack on SHIELD.
The United Nations is under attack.
We're getting distress calls from all over.
Sir, what are your orders? So one get me the Avengers.
Avengers assemble! So much destruction.
Why would someone do this? Why? I'm still working on "What?" What are these things? Aliens? Unlikely, given the Egyptian styling to them.
More likely this is Kang.
Launch the second wave of scarabs.
Truly, this is a battle the likes of which Midgard has never seen.
How fare thee, Wasp? Ugh, I need bigger stingers.
This is crazy.
Do we have a plan? Where is Iron Man? Return fire! Sir, all weapon's systems are offline.
We can't Sir, incoming! What took you so long? Hey, traffic's worse than normal.
The Helicarrier is a sitting duck out here, Fury, you need to get clear of the city.
The Avengers can handle this.
Yeah, you want to tell me how you intend to do that? Sure, once I figure it out myself.
The Hulk boasted that he would smash more machines than I.
He is sorely mistaken.
You could at least act like you're a little worried about this, Thor.
Sadly, I have faced such odds before in the defense of Asgard.
Jarvis, isolate one of these things and analyze.
Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
I kid thee not.
No, these robots, the ships, I know this tech.
This is all Did you really think that you had defeated me? Kang.
I told you Avengers that I would save this world.
Under my rule, Earth will be strong.
It will survive the coming onslaught.
I've been learning the strengths and weaknesses of your era's defenses.
And now the true conquest begins.
Uh-oh.
They're regenerating.
They're self-repairing, this was all an act we never even made a dent.
Hawkeye, Panther fire at will.
Hulk, free Giant Man.
Move! Oh, come on.
We've got a big problem here, old man.
They're corralling us.
I know.
We need to set a rally point and regroup.
How many explosive arrows do you have left? None.
I could throw rocks if you want.
I found bigger stingers.
You boys might want to duck.
Is everyone okay? We don't have time not to be.
These things are moving through the city, block by block.
- We need to divert them.
- It's Kang.
The ships, robots, everything.
It's all Kang.
He's invading the city.
No exactly Iron Man.
Tactical targets are being hit all along the Eastern seaboard.
Well, why New York then? They're no tactical targets in the city.
The Avengers are a tactical target.
There's more.
This isn't just happening here.
It's happening all over the world.
Kang isn't just invading New York, he's taking over the entire planet.
Every major city in the world is under attack by Kang's forces.
Several have already fallen.
Even more are surrendering.
If we're going to turn this around, we don't have much time.
This is this is madness.
How are we supposed to fight this? Nick, have you had any luck with those flying discs I saw up in the sky? Conventional weapons aren't making a dent.
We were hoping Stark might have some ideas.
There was a back door in Kang's tech that I was able to exploit when we first met him, but he's closed it off.
I'm still analyzing the data I got.
Your people need their king.
You should go.
What? That's not your call, Cap, we need all the Right.
T'Challa, take one of the Quinjets.
We'll be there to help as soon as we can.
Thank you, my friends.
You have to do something.
We're hopelessly outnumbered here.
Are forces are barely holding out.
We have to find Kang.
Take the fight to him.
He's right.
We stop Kang, we end this invasion.
Do we have any idea where he is? No.
My tech couldn't trace his communication.
He could be on any one of those ships, anywhere on the planet.
The Avengers have to get back out there.
People need our help.
We'll buy you as much time as we can.
Find Kang.
You're the only one who can do it, Tony.
I hate him.
You know, when he's right.
That's how the rest of us feel about you.
Good luck, Tony.
There's more heading for the bridge.
- You ready, jade jaws? - I'm always ready.
Goldilocks thought he'd smash more robots than me.
Stupid hammer man.
Hey, you want to focus here, green? We have to hold out until the bridge evacuates.
And I've taken down more of these things than both you and Thor combined.
All right, I'll take I'll take them all.
You just rest, big guy.
Hm, maybe I will rest now.
Good luck.
Great, now I have to save the Hulk.
That's just Whoa! So what now? Well, I think there's only 700 million left.
Tony, it's Hank.
Any luck? If I'd found him, Hank, I'd have given you a ring.
I'm connected to every satellite in the world right now, I can't detect Kang anywhere! All of this technology is useless! - Uh, he's still working on it.
- Oh, well, that's wonderful.
Maybe Kang will let us call a time out until we find him.
Cap? This is war and we need an army.
I know where you can find an army.
What do you call these things? Ultron.
I'll just say it again for the record.
I'm not comfortable with this.
The Ultrons have built-in weapons systems that Iron Man designed, but I've disabled everything except a simple stun blast.
People's lives are at stake, Doctor Pym.
If you have a better idea, I'm open to it.
But as it stands, these robots of yours are our only chance to even the odds.
The world is counting on us.
What are you doing? I'm teaching Ultron the concept of violence.
Programming accepted.
Tony, it's - Not there yet, Hank.
- Tony, listen.
Cap's got a plan for dealing with Kang's forces, but it's all moot if we can't find Kang and take down the Armada ship.
I don't know where he is, okay? I just can't Argh.
Keep at it, soldier.
You are safe now.
Everything is going to be all right.
Do you need medical attention? Take them down, Avengers.
Wasp, Ant-Man, you know the plan.
We're good to go, Cap.
You seem way too excited about all this.
- I'm a extremely positive person.
- Well, that makes one of us.
See? Everything according to plan.
You know those Quinjets cost Tony about $20 million apiece, right? Well, it wasn't my plan.
Hi.
This is of similar design to portions of Kang's time chair.
Iron Man and I theorized that Kang's equipment must have some kind of temporal stasis device, something that allows it to remain in this era, like an anchor.
If we destroy that anchor, the ship theoretically would return to its own time.
Ugh, I'm gonna blast it now.
Oh! Lord Kang, one of the Armada ships has lost its connection to the timeline.
It's it's gone.
Cap, this is Ant-Man.
Tell the others it worked.
They're clear to proceed.
You heard the man, Avengers.
Armada ship 795 to Damocles.
I am under attack! I repeat, I am under a Time to smash.
And that's how you free New York from an invasion of time traveling robots.
This was just a battle.
There are hundreds of ships, all over the world.
Thousands of robots.
The war will never end until we find Kang.
Nothing.
All my technology, and I got nothing.
Where on Earth are you? Earth? What if he's not on Earth? Jarvis, get me all scans of space in the last 24 hours, full spectrum analysis.
Focus on geo-synchronous orbit over North America.
This Iron Man to the Avengers.
I've got him.
Lord Kang, the conquest of the 21st century has begun.
Our world's about to break tormented and upset the loss from when wake with no way to go back I'm standing on my own but now I'm not alone always we will fight as one till the battle's won with evil on the run we never come undone assemble, we are strong forever fight as one assemble, we are strong forever fight as one Report! Sir, the Helicarrier is taking fire from multiple unknown contacts.
Shielding is ineffective.
I just got this boat back in the air, I'm not about to let her go down again.
Director Fury, this isn't just an attack on SHIELD.
The United Nations is under attack.
We're getting distress calls from all over.
Sir, what are your orders? So one get me the Avengers.
Avengers assemble! So much destruction.
Why would someone do this? Why? I'm still working on "What?" What are these things? Aliens? Unlikely, given the Egyptian styling to them.
More likely this is Kang.
Launch the second wave of scarabs.
Truly, this is a battle the likes of which Midgard has never seen.
How fare thee, Wasp? Ugh, I need bigger stingers.
This is crazy.
Do we have a plan? Where is Iron Man? Return fire! Sir, all weapon's systems are offline.
We can't Sir, incoming! What took you so long? Hey, traffic's worse than normal.
The Helicarrier is a sitting duck out here, Fury, you need to get clear of the city.
The Avengers can handle this.
Yeah, you want to tell me how you intend to do that? Sure, once I figure it out myself.
The Hulk boasted that he would smash more machines than I.
He is sorely mistaken.
You could at least act like you're a little worried about this, Thor.
Sadly, I have faced such odds before in the defense of Asgard.
Jarvis, isolate one of these things and analyze.
Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
I kid thee not.
No, these robots, the ships, I know this tech.
This is all Did you really think that you had defeated me? Kang.
I told you Avengers that I would save this world.
Under my rule, Earth will be strong.
It will survive the coming onslaught.
I've been learning the strengths and weaknesses of your era's defenses.
And now the true conquest begins.
Uh-oh.
They're regenerating.
They're self-repairing, this was all an act we never even made a dent.
Hawkeye, Panther fire at will.
Hulk, free Giant Man.
Move! Oh, come on.
We've got a big problem here, old man.
They're corralling us.
I know.
We need to set a rally point and regroup.
How many explosive arrows do you have left? None.
I could throw rocks if you want.
I found bigger stingers.
You boys might want to duck.
Is everyone okay? We don't have time not to be.
These things are moving through the city, block by block.
- We need to divert them.
- It's Kang.
The ships, robots, everything.
It's all Kang.
He's invading the city.
No exactly Iron Man.
Tactical targets are being hit all along the Eastern seaboard.
Well, why New York then? They're no tactical targets in the city.
The Avengers are a tactical target.
There's more.
This isn't just happening here.
It's happening all over the world.
Kang isn't just invading New York, he's taking over the entire planet.
Every major city in the world is under attack by Kang's forces.
Several have already fallen.
Even more are surrendering.
If we're going to turn this around, we don't have much time.
This is this is madness.
How are we supposed to fight this? Nick, have you had any luck with those flying discs I saw up in the sky? Conventional weapons aren't making a dent.
We were hoping Stark might have some ideas.
There was a back door in Kang's tech that I was able to exploit when we first met him, but he's closed it off.
I'm still analyzing the data I got.
Your people need their king.
You should go.
What? That's not your call, Cap, we need all the Right.
T'Challa, take one of the Quinjets.
We'll be there to help as soon as we can.
Thank you, my friends.
You have to do something.
We're hopelessly outnumbered here.
Are forces are barely holding out.
We have to find Kang.
Take the fight to him.
He's right.
We stop Kang, we end this invasion.
Do we have any idea where he is? No.
My tech couldn't trace his communication.
He could be on any one of those ships, anywhere on the planet.
The Avengers have to get back out there.
People need our help.
We'll buy you as much time as we can.
Find Kang.
You're the only one who can do it, Tony.
I hate him.
You know, when he's right.
That's how the rest of us feel about you.
Good luck, Tony.
There's more heading for the bridge.
- You ready, jade jaws? - I'm always ready.
Goldilocks thought he'd smash more robots than me.
Stupid hammer man.
Hey, you want to focus here, green? We have to hold out until the bridge evacuates.
And I've taken down more of these things than both you and Thor combined.
All right, I'll take I'll take them all.
You just rest, big guy.
Hm, maybe I will rest now.
Good luck.
Great, now I have to save the Hulk.
That's just Whoa! So what now? Well, I think there's only 700 million left.
Tony, it's Hank.
Any luck? If I'd found him, Hank, I'd have given you a ring.
I'm connected to every satellite in the world right now, I can't detect Kang anywhere! All of this technology is useless! - Uh, he's still working on it.
- Oh, well, that's wonderful.
Maybe Kang will let us call a time out until we find him.
Cap? This is war and we need an army.
I know where you can find an army.
What do you call these things? Ultron.
I'll just say it again for the record.
I'm not comfortable with this.
The Ultrons have built-in weapons systems that Iron Man designed, but I've disabled everything except a simple stun blast.
People's lives are at stake, Doctor Pym.
If you have a better idea, I'm open to it.
But as it stands, these robots of yours are our only chance to even the odds.
The world is counting on us.
What are you doing? I'm teaching Ultron the concept of violence.
Programming accepted.
Tony, it's - Not there yet, Hank.
- Tony, listen.
Cap's got a plan for dealing with Kang's forces, but it's all moot if we can't find Kang and take down the Armada ship.
I don't know where he is, okay? I just can't Argh.
Keep at it, soldier.
You are safe now.
Everything is going to be all right.
Do you need medical attention? Take them down, Avengers.
Wasp, Ant-Man, you know the plan.
We're good to go, Cap.
You seem way too excited about all this.
- I'm a extremely positive person.
- Well, that makes one of us.
See? Everything according to plan.
You know those Quinjets cost Tony about $20 million apiece, right? Well, it wasn't my plan.
Hi.
This is of similar design to portions of Kang's time chair.
Iron Man and I theorized that Kang's equipment must have some kind of temporal stasis device, something that allows it to remain in this era, like an anchor.
If we destroy that anchor, the ship theoretically would return to its own time.
Ugh, I'm gonna blast it now.
Oh! Lord Kang, one of the Armada ships has lost its connection to the timeline.
It's it's gone.
Cap, this is Ant-Man.
Tell the others it worked.
They're clear to proceed.
You heard the man, Avengers.
Armada ship 795 to Damocles.
I am under attack! I repeat, I am under a Time to smash.
And that's how you free New York from an invasion of time traveling robots.
This was just a battle.
There are hundreds of ships, all over the world.
Thousands of robots.
The war will never end until we find Kang.
Nothing.
All my technology, and I got nothing.
Where on Earth are you? Earth? What if he's not on Earth? Jarvis, get me all scans of space in the last 24 hours, full spectrum analysis.
Focus on geo-synchronous orbit over North America.
This Iron Man to the Avengers.
I've got him.