The Proud Family (2001) s01e18 Episode Script

Be sure to sign up
for the Wizard Kelly
team scavenger hunt
to win the chance to be
Wizard Kelly for a whole day.
That's right. For 25 hours you
can be famous like the wizard.
Even ride in one of
wizard's many cars
and finish the day
wearing one of wizard's
many championship rings
while enjoying an
outdoor barbecue,
all at the wizard's
billion-dollar mansion.
You and your team
can be the winners
of all these wonderful prizes
by simply solving
a few simple riddles
finding the hidden treasures
then guessing the
winning phrase.
It's that easy, y'all.
So, form a team and enter today
any place you see
a Wizard Kelly poster
for an official wizard
Kelly entry form.
This is a joint venture of
Wizard Kelly enterprises
and Proud snacks.
Employees and members of their families
are not eligible to participate.
Live like the wizard?
Hey, I can go for that.
Come on, y'all, let's go to
McWizards and get an entry form.
Penny, come on.
Didn't you guys hear the man?
Proud snacks' employees and
their families can't be in the contest.
I didn't hear anything
about Proud snacks.
- Did y'all?
- No, not a word.
Is Penny not feeling
important enough again?
Look, my dad and
wizard are partners on this.
Sure!
You know the drill,
hands up, cash out.
Is this all y'all got?
Oh, see, y'all gonna make a
sister start looking for a job.
We're broke.
Yeah, times are hard.
I don't want to hear excuses.
Just have more next time.
When I'm the wizard for a day,
the first thing I'm going to do is
have my bodyguard shake them down.
Hey, you know the
drill, hands up, cash out.
Excuse me? Do you
know who we are?
Who cares? Do you
know who we are?
That's better. And from
now on, this is alto turf.
You get it?
Hey, sticky.
Aren't you going to introduce us
to your brave, good-looking friends?
Simón, I'm Ponch, he's
Stomp, and that's Slap Master
and together, we're
The altos ♪
Cool! You're a singing group
that robs from the bad
and gives to the good.
Shoo. The altos Jack everybody.
The money you took
from the gross sisters
is the money they took from us.
And what I'm saying
is, if they took it from you
it was theirs when
we took it from them.
Yes, but since they
"took" it, it wasn't theirs
so, technically, you
were taking it from us!
Hey, like I said,
we Jack everybody.
We're the altos ♪
Hey, let's bounce.
Sticky! You're not just going to let
them take our lunch money, are you?
Hey, what's done is done.
Come on, sticky,
that's not like you.
Hey, things change.
Later, full head.
The Proud family ♪
what? ♪
You and me will
always be tight ♪
family, every
single day and night ♪
even when you
start acting like a fool ♪
you know I'm loving
every single thing you do ♪
I know that I can
always be myself ♪
I love you more
than anybody else ♪
and every day as I'm
heading off to school ♪
you know there's no
one I love as much as you ♪
family, a family ♪
Proud family ♪
they'll make you scream ♪
they'll make
you want to sing ♪
it's a family
thing, a family ♪
Proud, Proud family ♪
the Proud family ♪
they'll push your buttons ♪
and make you
want to hug them ♪
family, a family ♪
Proud, Proud family ♪
I still can't believe
sticky helped
those wannabe bone thugs and
no-Harmony take our lunch money.
Believe it. The boy's
gone over to the dark side.
Well, with those great
voices and that bad attitude
they'll certainly go far
in the music industry.
Okay, here is the
4-1-1 on sticky, the kid.
His parents are
getting a divorce.
What?
Yeah. Over the weekend,
his father moved into that motel
where they leave
the light on for you
and sticky's been tripping
ever since he moved out.
He's a divorced kid!
That explains everything!
Yeah. Remember when Peggy
sue lumpkins' parents got divorced?
Homegirl started
wearing boys' clothes.
Cool it! Here he comes!
Hey, sticky!
Here.
Now, this is on the d.L. Because
if any of the altos found out
I'd be in I.C.U.
- One, two, three
- I had $3.50!
You know that I
But won't they know if you
give us back our money?
No. They can't count.
They don't even
know how old they are.
That's why they
made me treasurer.
Sticky, what made you
Jack us in the first place?
Because that's
what the family does.
Family? Huh, more
like the shady bunch.
Look, there's all
kinds of families
and they don't all have
mothers and fathers.
Sticky, I know the
pain you're in, baby.
Let me ease it for you.
Why don't you ease up off me?
Uh-oh. Here come your boys.
Give me that!
And tomorrow we want
your lunch money and
five percent of your
weekly allowance.
Oh, so they were holding
out on us, huh, stickman?
Yeah, but I got it covered.
Let's go Jack some hamburgers.
That's what I'm talking about.
We're rowdies
and if you forgot, we are
The altos! ♪
Dang! We got ripped for
the same money twice.
Come on, this is ridiculous.
Just look at this thing. What do
you see? I'll tell you what you see.
Wizard Kelly named
four times, four times!
We can count. Didn't
know you could, though.
- Ow!
- Oops, sorry.
Suga Mama, why are you
playing with that thing, anyway?
It's not play, it's therapy.
My doctor said it's good
for the arthritis in my wrist.
Ow!
And my self-esteem.
So, Wizard Kelly's name
is on the poster four times.
What's your point, Oscar?
How many times do you see "in
association with Proud snacks"?
- None.
- Here, look at it with this.
Okay, here it is.
"In association
with 'prune' snacks."
Prune snacks?
Ha! Now that'll sell.
I sell Proud snacks,
not prune snacks.
The only old prune
I know is you. Ow!
Oops.
Oh, Oscar, you have no
one to blame but yourself.
I told you before you went to wizard
Kelly with the scavenger hunt idea
to get everything in writing
to make sure that it
was a 50/50 production.
Oh, but, no!
All you could say was,
"stick to the animal shots
and leave the business
to the big shots."
Why don't you just let me
handle my business, okay?
You know I expect this from
Suga Mama but not from you.
Marriage is supposed to be
about supporting your man.
Well, baby, I think my
paycheck does that every week.
Oh, so now I've got
to hear that again!
I don't need your money.
I don't need your money!
Oh, that's not what
you said this morning.
Mama? Daddy?
Y'all are not going to
get a divorce, are you?
Why, no, baby. What on
earth gave you that idea?
You're fighting, and sticky's
parents are getting a divorce
and he's tripping big time.
Baby girl, one thing you
don't have to worry about
is me and your mother
getting a divorce.
Your mother and I love each other
much too much to even consider it.
Now, what exactly is sticky
doing that's got you so upset, baby?
His parents are
getting a divorce
and now he's hanging out with
some thugs taking my lunch money
and demanding five
percent of my allowance.
What? Wait till I see
him. I'll straighten him out!
Oscar, maybe it would
help if you talked to sticky.
- Me?
- Yes.
Any other time I'd be glad to
but right now, with
this promotion and all
Doesn't he have a
counselor at school?
Yes. Sticky and the altos
took the rims off her car.
Oscar, you can talk to the boy.
What he needs is a
male role model in his life,
a strong, successful
business executive.
You know, someone he
can look up to as a hero?
Where are we going to find one?
She's talking about me, Mama.
Wh I-I-I need a hearing aid
because I thought she
said "hero," not "zero."
Oscar, you're the
hero sticky needs.
Come on, daddy, please?
Well, since you put it that way.
Bring him over to
the plant Saturday.
I'll spend some
time with him then.
Thanks, dad, you're my hero.
Oh, what the heck?
You're my hero, too.
Thanks, family.
I hope no lightning strikes the
three of us down here lying like that.
Uh-oh. Uh-huh.
You're mine now!
- Uh!
- Hi, daddy.
Be more careful.
Baby girl, don't sneak
up on daddy like that.
You make me break things.
So, sticky, Penny tells me you're
interested in the snack business.
I like to eat snacks.
You do? Why don't
you try some of these?
They're fresh out of
the Proud snacks' ovens.
Uh, thanks, Mr. Proud
but I'm cutting back
on the good stuff.
I got you now!
Look at him playing dead.
He knew I was about to get him.
Daddy, I don't
think he's playing.
Of course he
isn't because, uh
That was my Proud snack flytrap,
looks like a snack but
it'll put you on your back.
So, uh, sticky, what do you
say we take a tour of the plant?
- Sure, Mr. Proud.
- Care to join us, Penny?
There's been a lot of
changes since the last tour.
No, thank you, dad.
This is your time
to bond with sticky.
Oh, oh, yeah. Got you.
Okay, uh, be on
your way, young lady.
There's man-talk to be had.
Okay. Bye, daddy. Bye, sticky.
So, Mr. Proud,
Penny tells me you're
cosponsoring the scavenger hunt
but I don't see your
name on this poster.
Oh, here it is. Prune snacks?
It's a new product we're launching.
We're just trying to keep it quiet.
But isn't that why you're
having a promotion?
Look, do you want to
stand here and talk all day
or do you want
to go on the tour?
You know, sticky, when
it comes to snacks and life
it all starts with the recipe.
Sometimes it works,
sometimes it doesn't.
But here at Proud
snacks, we got it right.
Look around you,
sticky. What do you see?
Flies.
What else do you see?
Mm, dust.
What else? Look closer.
Nothing.
Exactly!
Because the recipes
are all up here.
You see, sticky, big business is all
about confusing your competition.
Never letting them
know what you're doing.
You mean, being sneaky?
Exactly!
And that's why it's important
for you to stay in school
and do what your Mama says.
Come along, son.
I'm going to show you something
that will really knock your socks off.
Know what this room is?
Research and development?
Close. Actually, it's
regurgitation and disposal.
Monkeys?
You can't be too careful
when you're testing a
potential million-dollar seller.
Watch this.
That tells us that that particular
monkey doesn't like that particular mix.
Now, watch this.
Come here, Sadie.
Well, what do you know?
I think we've got a winner!
But he didn't like it
until she gave it to him.
Another big business
lesson, sticky.
- What's that?
- Women rule!
That's why it's important
for you to stay in school
and listen to your mother.
And this, my young friend, is
the heart and soul of Proud snacks.
This is the very latest automated
packaging assembly-line technology.
I still have 500
payments to make
Mr. Proud?
I'm talking, sticky.
Now, in a few years, this
technology will be obsolete
and that's where
opportunity is, sticky.
The snack industry is
constantly on the lookout
for techo-savvy and cheap.
Someone such as yourself.
And maybe one day you'll operate
a state-of-the-art system like this.
But not unless
I know. I stay in school
and listen to my mother.
You're a quick learner, sticky.
Well, that should
about do it, sticky.
Mr. Proud, what's in there?
The stuff that dreams
are made of, sticky.
The stuff that
dreams are made of.
That is where we
keep the secret location
of all the goodies in the
Proud snacks scavenger hunt.
Don't you mean the wizard
Kelly scavenger hunt?
People assume it was the
wizard's idea, but it was mine!
I came up with the concept! I
came up with the prizes, the riddles
You think the wiz
can write a riddle?
When I told him, "let's
have a scavenger hunt",
he said, "sho. The wizard
loves a scavenger hunt."
Before I knew it, he was
dressed up like Elmer Fudd.
I just want a little
respect, sticky!
That's all! Respect!
R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I respect you, Mr. Proud.
Thanks, uh, I apologize, sticky.
Look, I'm not supposed to
do this, but, heck come on.
Let me show you my master feat.
Thanks for
everything, Mr. Proud.
Especially this carton
of Proud snacks.
That's just for you. Now,
don't try selling them.
You don't have to worry
about that, Mr. Proud.
Yo, sticky,
did you get the secret location for
the scavenger hunt from that fool?
Yeah, I got 'em. It was easy.
All I had to do was let
him save me from you guys
and he led me right to them.
Oh, man!
Okay, sticky, where are the
plans for the scavenger hunt?
They're right in here.
All I have to do is download
the photos to my computer.
Wait, what do you mean they're
in there? This some kind of joke?
Look, man, these are
my digital X-ray glasses.
I can see through
stuff with them.
So, when he took me
to the top-secret room
I just shot photos of the plans.
That way, he doesn't
even know we have them.
Let me see those.
Hey, stump
what's with the cowboys and
Indians on your drawers, eh?
These are tight.
After you get the pictures
out, these bad boys are mine.
You heard me? Let's go.
Are you ready to ride?
Yeah!
All right. Listen up, y'all.
Each team has a list of riddles
describing the location of
each item in the scavenger hunt.
Now, this is where
the plot gets thick, y'all.
Inside of each
goodie is a letter.
The more goodies,
the more letters.
And the team with
the most letters
gets to figure out the
winning phrase, y'all.
Do you feel me?
Now, before we get started,
I'd like to get a few words
from the cosponsor of this event,
Mr. Oliver prune.
That's Oscar
Something must be wrong
with Oliver's microphone.
Oh, well. We can begin the race
after the singing of the national anthem
by my lovely wife,
ginger s. Kelly.
The "s" is for snaps, y'all.
Oh, say can you see? ♪
Hey, sticky, how are we
going to solve the riddle?
We know where all the
goodies are, remember?
I know, but how are we
going to solve the riddle?
Look, you guys peddle,
and I'll riddle. Okay?
Nah, I say you gonna
peddle and riddle.
You know what I'm saying?
We are the altos!
"George Miken wore
them, the wizard wore them
and your daddy
probably did, too.
If you can find old Chuck
Taylor on the top shelf
you'll being do the do."
Who's George Miken?
Isn't he that guy
with the grill?
No. That's George Clooney.
Look! Chuck Taylor!
They're basketball shoes!
And I know where we can get 'em.
Turn left at third street.
Then take a right on court.
Slow down, Olei.
I don't want to get too close.
We'll let 'em do all the work.
Find all the goodies.
And then the Chang chicklets
are gonna have a bad accident.
You know?
Dang! They got it.
What's the next riddle?
"You can cook them at
home or order them to go,
but to wrap up this next
clue get greasy and yellow."
Ugh! Sounds like a fattening, disgusting
nasty bacon and egg sandwich to me.
Or a cheeseburger.
That's it!
The wrapper for a
mcwizard cheeseburger.
Nothing's greasier than that.
How are sticky and those
bullies beating us every time?
Wow! A conundrum.
Change of plans.
Plot course
three riddles ahead.
Go, go, go!
Are we too late?
- Everybody's late.
- Something's fishy.
No way sticky and those
dropouts can crack a riddle faster
than the Chang triplets.
This was definitely
an inside job.
Maybe kids of divorced parents
are more highly motivated.
To do what? Cheat?
And when you cheat, you
got to cheat with somebody.
I bet Proud has
something do with this.
And I'm gonna find out.
Looks like we've got
all the goodies but one.
We're gonna win and get to
live like the wizard for a day!
A day? I plan on living
like the wizard for life.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about taking
the gingersnaps bling-bling.
But but you only kids.
So what? Haven't you
ever heard of Billy the kid?
Dennis the menace?
Baby face Edmunds?
Wise up, stick-man.
By now, you should know, the
altos Jack everybody. You heard?
And all the time they were
really planning to Rob the wizard.
Then you gotta tell my
father and Wizard Kelly.
You don't rat on guys with
names like punch, stomp
and slap master.
You also don't steal from people
who did nothing but try to help you.
Okay, look, if you
don't tell, then I will.
Fix! Fix!
Fix! Fix! Fix! Fix
Now, before we
begin our final phase
I just want to say that the
employees and family members
of Wizard Kelly enterprises
are not responsible in any way
for the outcome of this contest.
Therefore, I think the man
who deserves the credit
and all the blame should
now come to the stage
and announce the team finalists.
Let's give a loud boo to
the big boo-boo himself
Mr. Proud snacks, Oscar Proud.
I just want to say congratulations
to everybody that participated.
Hey, hey, hey.
Will the alto team
please come to the stage.
Sticky, this is your last chance
or I'm gonna go up
there and tell him myself.
Representing the alto team is
- Punch.
- Punch?
Is your last name "bag"?
No, my last is "you out."
Can you tell us what
the winning phrase is?
It all started with the
- Daddy, wait! These guys
- Mr. Proud, they cheated!
Sticky, what are you talking
about? How do you know this?
Because I helped them.
Look, I photographed the
scavenger hunt plans last night,
when you showed them to me.
Ah-hah! I knew Proud had
something to do with this!
Chill out, Lacienega.
Why did you do it, sticky?
I don't know, Mr. Proud.
I wasn't trying to hurt you.
All I was doing
I don't know what I was doing.
I guess I was just mad, okay?
About your parents' divorce?
Yeah, I guess.
Sticky, don't let hard times
make you a hard person.
If there's something
you can't handle
you can always come
to me, Mrs. Proud, Penny.
You know that.
I'm sorry, Mr. Proud.
You don't know sorry, sticky.
You're about to go down,
courtesy of the altos!
Yeah, well, you have to
go through me first, Altoids.
- Me, too.
- Me, too?
- Me, too!
- Me, too.
Us three!
Now, you definitely
don't want any of me.
And me, too, y'all.
So, what will be
their punishment?
And behind this door is
our r and d department,
regurgitation and disposal.
This is where our highly
trained taste testers
point us towards
our next hit product.
Bad timing.
Our taste testers are
indisposed right now.
Clean up in r and d!
Yes, sir, Mr. Proud.
Okay, kids, let's continue
to our automated
production line, shall we?
Man, it's pretty cool
that the wizard is letting
everybody live
like him for a day.
Boy, plays a little basketball
and owns half the world.
Just ain't right.
Just ain't right.
Oscar, have you
got your invitation?
Trudy, I don't
need an invitation.
I'm a business
partner of the host.
Proud. Oscar Proud.
I'm sorry, sir, but I need
to see your invitation.
I am the cosponsor
of the scavenger hunt
an associate of Mr. Kelly's.
I'm sorry, but I still need
to see your invitation, sir.
I don't have an invitation.
If you would check
Please step aside
so the invited guests
can get through, sir.
Wait a minute.
Look at that poster.
There's my name, right
there Oscar prune.
Excuse us.
Dijonay, tell him
I'm Oscar prune.
Okay, Mr. Proud.
I mean, oops
I'm sorry, but I still need
to see your invitation, sir.
Trudy! Penny!
Mama!
Huh? Aah!