Batwheels (2022) s01e19 Episode Script

1
Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪
Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪
If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪
They're the Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪
[Batmobile reading]
[laughing mischievously]
[the Joker laughing]
[chuckles]
Ah, come on. I'm walking here.
What is this?
Ugh! This is disgusting.
Um [snores]
What do you call tulips
that spray out sticky goo?
"Goo-lips." [cackles]
Perfect punchline!
I've got enough goo-lips
to turn Gotham
into one sticky mess.
Whoa! Dude!
Oh. I'll have
a double Big Belly Deluxe,
please. [chuckles]
[Batgirl] Looks like a nice,
quiet day in Gotham.
[gasps] I take it back.
[people clamoring]
-What happened?
-[the Joker cackling]
[Batgirl] Ah.
-The Joker happened.
-[engine revs]
Time to stop
his funny business.
-[cat yowls]
-Whoa!
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
-[clattering]
-[gasps]
-[clanks]
-[engine revs]
-[clanking]
-[gurgles, sputters]
-[Batgirl gasps]
-[tires screeching]
-[goo squelches]
Yuck!
I'm stuck.
Guess, I gotta go
on foot. [sighs]
[the Joker cackling]
-[engine revs]
-[squelching]
Yuck, is right. Ugh!
I gotta get out of here
and help Batgirl.
[dings]
-[grunting]
-[metallic creaking]
[grunts]
Okay, I need something bigger.
Yes! [grunts]
-[metallic creaking]
-Yeah!
No!
[thuds]
[groans]
[grunts]
[sighs] Could this day
get any worse?
[gasps] Whoa!
-Whoa!
-[clanks]
[Bibi grunts]
Yes, it could.
Ugh! My wheels
still have goo on them.
I can't help Batgirl
like this. [sighs]
Bibi, is everything all right?
No! I'm covered in goo
and paint and trash
and I can't go fast.
It's the worst day ever.
It'll be okay.
Just return
to the Batcave for cleaning.
Then you can help Batgirl.
[grunting]
[straining] Whoa!
[thuds]
[groans] Worst day ever!
Forty-six
Forty-seven
-Forty-eight
-Forty-nine
We're gonna set
a new Bat Ball record.
-[engine revving]
-Wha
[grunts] Man!
Whoa! Intruder! Intruder!
It's just me. Bibi.
Whoa! Bibi, what happened?
You're really messy.
[sniffs] Um,
you smell kind of bleh!
I'm having the worst day ever.
Green goo, huh?
That looks like
the work of the Joker.
It is. Batgirl's
chasing him on foot.
Can you clean me up quick,
so I can help her?
Time for a Bat-bath!
[squeaking, sputtering]
Extra bubbly.
[giggling] That tickles.
I hope Batgirl's okay.
Batgirl is doing fine.
But the city is getting
gooier and gooier.
[gasps] Uh-oh. Missed a glop.
I'll rev it off.
Yes!
No!
Can't see. Look out! Watch it!
-[engine revving]
-Whoa!
Whoa!
-[keypad beeps]
-[platform whirring]
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[Batmobile] I got it.
[Buff grunts]
[Bibi gasps]
[Redbird] Bibi,
are you all right?
[gasps]
Worst day ever!
It's too bad we don't have
some sort of device
to get rid of the goo.
Oh, wait. We do!
[chuckles] We have
so many Bat devices,
I forgot all about it.
[both] MOE?
Ta-da! The Bat-Goo-Out.
This baby even got
the guacamole out
of Batman's suit.
-[Bat-Goo-Out whirring]
-Goodbye, goo.
Finally, this day is
getting better.
Whoo-hoo!
Let's go!
Whoo-hoo!
-[tires screeching]
-No!
[groans]
Whoa! She is having
a really bad day.
We need to help her.
Time to wing it.
[whooshes]
-[water splashing]
-[spitting]
Thanks.
Everything is going wrong,
and it doesn't feel like
it'll ever be right again.
I'm going to my room
and not doing anything.
You know, Bibi, I've had
really bad days too.
-Ugh, me too.
-Lots.
-Really?
-[Batmobile] Oh, yeah.
But the important thing is,
they never last.
You just have to keep
going and power through.
We'll show you.
Hit it, MOE!
[uplifting music playing]
When nothing's going right
And there's no end in sight ♪
It's a bad day ♪
When your mojo is gone
And everything goes wrong ♪
That's a bad day ♪
Yeah ♪
Tomorrow it'll all be fine ♪
But days like this
Should be a crime ♪
No more bad days ♪
When your tires go flat
Then your windshield cracks ♪
That's a bad day ♪
Yeah ♪
When the traffic lights
Are red ♪
Or your battery is dead ♪
That's a bad day ♪
Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
Tomorrow it'll all be fine ♪
But days like this
Should be a crime ♪
No more bad days ♪
No more bad days ♪
Whoa ♪
Get rid of those bad days ♪
No more bad days ♪
Oh ♪
-[Bibi] Yeah!
-[all laughing]
Thanks, everyone. I feel better
knowing I'm not the only one.
-[beeping]
-I'm getting
an emergency call from Batgirl.
[grunts] I need help.
The Joker's got me stuck.
It's a very sticky situation.
[laughing mischievously]
One that all of Gotham
will be in soon.
Ta-ta!
-[Buff gasps]
-Oh, no!
[Batgirl] Gotta get free.
Send my bike!
Don't worry, it's ready to go!
Help will be there soon.
Thanks, MOE.
MOE, I mean,
I really wanna help Batgirl.
But if I'm
around her right now,
I might make things worse.
You just have to keep trying
and power through, Bibi.
Remember, everyone
has bad days.
Even Batgirl.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
She's stuck in goo,
and I'm gonna save her.
-Thanks, MOE.
-[engine revving]
I'm coming, Batgirl!
[pigeon cooing]
-[cat yowls]
-[brakes screech]
Ah! Missed me.
Ugh!
I can't believe it.
I'm a mess again.
[groans] But bad days
don't last forever.
And heroes don't give up.
They keep trying
and power through.
[engine revving]
[Bat-Goo-Out whirring]
[Bibi] There's Batgirl.
You can do this, Bibi.
Power through.
[goo-lips sputtering]
Yeah!
-[tires screech]
-[engine revving]
-[Bat-Goo-Out whirring]
-[Batgirl] Yes!
This day just got better.
Okay. Time to stop
that funny florist.
[engine revving]
Let's be friends, Batgirl.
Look, I brought you flowers.
[cackling]
-I'll take these.
-[goo-lips sputtering]
[the Joker] Whoa! [yells]
-[tires screeching]
-[clanking]
[Batgirl] Hmm.
[confetti squeaking]
Running away, are we?
Well, it looks like
I get the last laugh.
[cackling]
[engine revving]
[tires screeching]
-[clanking]
-[squelching]
[tires screech]
Time to turn
yourself in, Joker.
[the Joker exclaiming] Ow!
[groans]
Oh, way to go, Bibi.
-Great job!
-Whoo-hoo!
-Nicely done.
-Thanks.
You were right.
I was just having a bad day,
-and everyone has those.
-[sirens blaring]
I just had to keep trying
and power through it.
And I was having
such a good day.
-[groans]
-[gurgles, sputters]
[sighs]
[Batwing reading]
[snoring]
-[water bubbling]
-[creaking]
[gasps]
-[water bubbling]
-[quacking]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[fishing rod reel whirring]
Penguin. I should've known
you're the one who's been
sinking ships in the harbor.
That's right, um,
Fisherman Guy
Wait, who are you again?
Are you new here or something?
Batman! The fisherman was you?
Which now that I think about it
was pretty obvious.
I mean, were you just
out here fishing?
What're the odds, huh?
[laughs maliciously]
Oh, I've been
fishing, all right.
Fishing for justice.
Why, I'm flattered.
I really am.
But you're forgetting
one thing.
I'm not the only Penguin
in the water.
Get him, my robot penguins!
[quacking]
[grunts]
Permission to
come aboard, Bats!
I've got a spacious cabin
just for you.
Are we comfy back there?
[growls]
I hope you enjoy
the first-class accommodations,
because you could
be here a while.
-[laughs maliciously]
-We'll see about that.
-[digital beeps]
-[mechanical whirring]
[engine roaring]
-[beeping]
-[Batcomputer] Alert.
Batwheels, the Penguin has sunk
an unmanned ship
and captured Batman.
Oh, no. We gotta go save him.
Wait! There's one problem.
Penguin is holding Batman
in his Ducky Boat,
and they're underwater.
Actually, that's two problems.
But it's okay.
Because you can
save him, Batwing.
I've got some
special submersible upgrades
-just for you.
-[gasps]
Sub-whatable?
Submersible. It means Batwing
will be able to go underwater.
Batwing, follow me.
Yeah! Time to get ready
for some night swimming.
[The Penguin]
After my robot penguins
finish breaking into that ship,
I'll steal
all the riches inside.
Why sink it first?
Up on the surface,
I always get caught stealing,
but under the sea,
they can't see me,
so they'll never catch me.
Oh, genius,
thy name is Penguin.
[laughs]
[sniffing] What's that smell?
I brought a tuna fish sandwich.
What? I skipped dinner.
I was talking about your plan.
It stinks.
[groans]
Ta-da! How do I look?
The same?
[Batwing]
Activating Submersible Mode!
How about now?
-Ooh!
-Awesome.
Now, remember, Wing, when you
Yeah, yeah, save Batman.
-Got it.
-[Batmobile] Wait, Wing.
Shouldn't you practice first?
Why? Batman's in trouble.
There's no point wasting time.
Bam's right.
You should really practice
when you're trying
something new.
Nah, I'm good.
Everything just
comes naturally to me.
[heroic music playing]
[whooshes]
Using something new
for the first time
can be hard, Wing.
Are you sure you don't want
to practice just a little?
Nah. You've seen me fly.
Why would this
be any different?
[clears throat]
Activating Submersible Mode!
What? No! Not yet!
Uh-oh. Something weird
is happening! [screams]
[all] Ooh!
That's gonna leave a dent.
That's what I was
trying to tell her before.
You can't fly
with the upgrade on.
You gotta turn it on
after diving into the water.
Oh, now you tell me.
I hate emergency landings.
Yeah, well, if you had
taken a little time to
Practice. Yeah, I know.
Whoa! What is going on?
Why can't I go straight?
Those are currents.
That happens
when a lot of water
is moving in one direction.
[Batwing] Well Whoa!
Hey! Water is way
stronger than wind.
This is nothing like flying.
[grunting]
[groans] Now what's happening?
[Batcomputer] You've run into
an eddy, which is where
water spins around
like a whirlpool.
Water isn't the only
thing spinning!
Whoa!
[water gurgling]
[Batwing] Ugh!
Oh, look. I see the Ducky Boat
up ahead. I'm going after him.
-[smacks lips]
-[alarm quacking]
Huh? What's this?
Someone is heading this way.
You must have
called for some help.
-[Batman grumbles]
-No matter,
I'll just
knock it out of the water!
[The Penguin laughing]
Uh-oh. I think
Penguin spotted me.
Are you okay, Wing?
[straining] Yes!
Everything's fine.
Or not!
[straining]
Oh. The current's too strong!
I can't move the way I need to.
[laughs]
Hold it right there.
Whoa! Hey! Cut it out!
Stop! Ow, hey! Ow!
[water gurgling]
Oh, I can't do this!
I gotta get out of here!
[bats screeching]
Wing, are you okay?
No. I'm super embarrassed.
I always thought I was just
naturally great at everything,
I looked like a fool out there.
Nobody's great
at new things at first.
Really?
You should have seen
the first time
I tried to use my Batarangs.
I almost took out MOE.
-Batarangs!
-Whoa!
[Batmobile] Sorry.
But I kept working at it,
because even the best
need to practice.
And you can be great
at going underwater.
You just need a little
Practice. Yeah, you're right.
Um, would you help me?
Of course. Go dive in.
When you want to learn
Something right ♪
You got to study it
Day and night ♪
It's tough goin'
When you first begin ♪
But if you do it
Again and again ♪
You'll see, practice ♪
Practice makes perfect ♪
Put in the hours
It may take some time ♪
Don't be discouraged
It'll be just fine ♪
The harder that you work
The quicker you'll go ♪
The more you study, Wing
The more you'll know ♪
'Cause practice ♪
Practice makes perfect ♪
Yeah, practice ♪
Practice makes perfect ♪
[Batmobile] Okay, Wing.
Are you ready to get back
out there and save Batman?
I was built ready.
Thanks, Bam.
-Yeah!
-[engine roaring]
[dramatic music playing]
[exhales] Okay, Batwing,
just like you practiced.
[engine roaring]
[whooshes]
-Yeah!
-Yes!
[swishing]
[triumphant music playing]
-[alarm quacking]
-Again?
This is really
shipwrecking my fun.
[Batman grumbles]
-[bubble jets]
-[Batwing grunts]
Whoa! Oh, all these
little eddies are gonna
spin me out of control.
Wait a minute.
That gives me an idea!
Let's see how Penguin likes
spinning in
a Bat-tastic whirlpool!
Ha-ha!
[The Penguin] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[quacks]
Whoa, I shouldn't have
-eaten that sandwich.
-[stomach gurgles]
What do you think, Batman?
I think it's time to jump ship.
[door opens]
Submersible upgrades. Nice.
Okay, no more
Mister Nice Pengy.
Robot penguins, sic 'em!
[robot penguins warbling]
Don't fire your duckies
until you see
the whites of his eyes!
[exclaims] Come to think of it,
that's all you
ever see, isn't it?
[grunts]
-[engine roaring]
-[robot penguins warbling]
Huh?
[screams]
-[thuds]
-[Ducky exclaims]
Time to make you
a fish out of water, Penguin.
[Ducky groaning]
Thanks, guys.
You know, you were so right
about the whole practice thing.
You did great, Wing.
Are you on your way back now?
No, uh, Batman still needs help
getting that
sunken ship back up.
And I could use a little more
practice underwater. Bye!
[engine starts, roars]
But if you do it
Again and again ♪
You'll see, practice ♪
Practice makes perfect ♪
[Batwing swishes]
[Batmobile] Phew, what a night.
[Buff] How many
supervillains are there?
[MOE] Hey, Batwheels.
How was the hero work?
Do some daring good deeds?
You know it.
I was keeping an eye
on all of Gotham from above.
All of it. Yep.
No one's got a tougher job
than this Batwheel.
Flying is easy.
Try stopping a supervillain
using only spy gadgets.
Now that's hard.
Doesn't seem so tough to me.
Try pulling
something that's like
100 times heavier than you are.
Think that's hard?
Ever try keeping your balance
on a steel beam
while it's moving?
Try saving the day with
a million different gadgets
and reacting in seconds
with each one.
Zip! Pow!
[MOE sighs]
All of you have difficult jobs.
Just think about
what it would be like
to drive a mile
in each other's wheels.
Huh? You want us
to trade wheels?
No. [laughs]
I meant, you should imagine
what your teammates
have to go through each day.
[MOE] Or you could
actually drive a mile
in someone else's wheels.
I can swap your motherboards,
and each of you
can try out a new body.
Like a Batty body swap.
[all exclaiming] Ooh!
How do we pick who goes where?
Ooh, that's the best part.
I'll take each of your
motherboards out,
shuffle them all up.
Then randomly put each one
into a new vehicle.
You know,
that's not a bad idea.
It might give everyone a chance
to try each other's jobs.
To understand
each other better.
What do you say? You all in?
-Yeah! Let's do this!
-This is gonna be Bat-tastic!
-Why not?
-Sounds fun!
[MOE] Great.
[MOE humming]
Mm-hmm. Oh, ah.
Keep your eye on the card.
Mm-hmm. Now,
a little sleight o' hand.
[laughs]
And now, to randomly place
each Batwheel
into their new bodies.
[mysterious music playing]
Okay, everybody. Activate!
Oh!
Whoa!
Ah!
Whoa!
Ooh.
Whoa!
Does anyone else feel smaller?
Oh, look at me.
I'm in Redbird's body.
[gasps] And check this out.
[engine accelerating]
I can park
in really small spaces!
-Well, check me out.
-[tires screech]
Just call me, "The Bibimobile".
Ready to take on Gotham's
villains with style.
[gasps]
-[Batwing as Buff] Ah!
-[MOE] Whoa!
A Bat magnet? That'll pick up
anything that's
[MOE] Metal. Whoa!
[Bibi as Bam] Sorry, MOE.
[laughs] I told you
all those gadgets
-are tough to handle.
-[engine revs]
[laughs]
Well, you're not doing
any better.
Two wheels have gotta be
easier than four, right?
Whoa! Whoa!
-[engine revving]
-[exclaims]
Whoa! Whoa!
You just watch.
I'm gonna jump
across the Batcave.
-[engine revs]
-[tires screeching]
Oh, whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!
Here I [grunts]
Go.
Wait, I can do this.
Looks like you could use
some training wheels.
Here, let me show you
how an awesome Batwheel
handles a new vehicle.
[engine revving]
Whoa!
[Buff as Redbird]
It's not as easy as it looks.
I'm just getting
used to it, okay?
Anyway, I don't see Red flying.
You're worried you can't do it?
Who, me? No way.
They don't just call me Redbird
because I'm Robin's car.
Just you
Whoa!
[screaming]
-[continues screaming]
-Be careful!
[Redbird as Batwing]
I'm trying!
Whoa! Whoa!
-Whoa!
-Just turn off the jets.
But not in midair.
Uh-oh.
[screams]
It's tough flying, isn't it?
Yeah, well, what about Buff?
He's in my body.
He could tell you
how tough I have it.
Right, Buff? Buff?
Where are you, Buff?
-I'm right here.
-Where?
What do you mean, where?
[gasps] Oh, no. I disappeared.
Where am I? Somebody find me!
[MOE] I'm on it.
Watch out, everyone.
There's some really
solid air right here.
Buff, turn off the Batoflage.
Sorry, I'm not used
to not being seen.
-[beeping]
-[Batcomputer] Batwheels!
The Legion of Zoom
are on their way here.
They're heading toward
the Batcave entrance.
What's Ducky towing?
[Batcomputer]
It's called a Rumble Ray.
They stole it from Star Labs.
It sends out
powerful shockwaves
that shake things up.
[gasps] They could bring down
the Batcave with that thing!
We gotta stop 'em.
Let's rev up and peel out.
Cool.
[MOE] Er, maybe I should
switch you all back?
There's no time.
The legion is almost here.
Don't worry, we got this.
-It'll be easy.
-Let's go.
This is gonna be fun.
Redbird Wing to the rescue.
[engines revving]
[Bibi as Bam]
Whoa! Whoa! Be careful!
[screaming]
-[Bibi] Ow!
-[Redbird] Ah!
[Batwing as Buff] Watch it.
[Bam as Bibi]
Uh, a little help?
[helicopter whirring]
This Rumble Ray thingamabob
should shake down
the whole Batcave.
Wawa!
And take out
that batty computer,
so our big, bad boss can be
the best computer in the world.
Not so fast!
[all screaming]
[Jestah gasps]
[Bam as Bibi]
Wing, I said, not so fast.
-Bibi, is that you?
-[Bam as Bibi] No.
Are you doing some
weird Bam voice?
Oh, you're doing
impressions now.
Oh, I love impressions.
Here's mine.
Guess who I am. [clears throat]
[in Batman's voice]
I am Batman.
That's not me.
I'm me. I'm Bibi.
And that's Bam.
-[chuckles]
-And I'm Buff.
Okay, whatevs.
Come on, Legion of Zoom.
Let's show 'em a rumble
before we give 'em a rumble.
[all laughing maniacally]
[Bam as Bibi]
Let's go, Batwheels!
[Batwheels exclaiming]
[grunting]
[huffs]
[Redbird as Batwing screaming]
[Buff as Redbird] Stop!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Uh-uh. I said, "Stop!"
You're not getting away
that easy.
Not when I have the Bat magnet.
[gasps]
[Bam as Batwing] Ow!
[Bibi as Bam] Oh, sorry.
[Ducky laughing]
Did you get a load of those
mixed up Batwheels? [laughs]
[giggles] Yeah.
What a bunch of scrambled eggs.
Let's get ready to Rumble Ray!
[powering up]
[MOE] What's happening?
The Rumble Ray
is shaking down the Batcave.
Oh, okay.
What?
I can't believe
they got past us so easily.
[sighs] You were right, Bam.
It's tough using these gadgets.
Well, you have it tough, too.
It's not easy staying up
on two wheels.
Whoa! [grunts]
And flying is H-A-R-D, hard.
Keeping this
big body under control
is no picnic either.
You try being invisible.
It's like nobody can
even see you.
I guess it's not easy driving
a mile in each other's wheels.
[MOE] The Batcave is crumbling!
Every bot for himself!
[MOE groans]
MOE, it's time
to switch us back.
Now you're talking.
Great idea, Bam.
I mean, Bibi. I mean Bibi-Bam?
I can't believe
we're finally gonna
beat the Batwheels.
[engines revving]
Looks like they want
to play some more.
This should be easy-peasy.
Not this time.
The Batwheels are back
to shut you down.
[gasps] Bam?
[gasps] You're Bam?
And I'm me again.
-Me too!
-And me!
You're toast!
Ah, right.
They switched back? No fair.
Get 'em!
[Batwing] All right, Quizz.
Let's go for a spin.
[Quizz] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[engine revving]
Let's go!
Yeah!
[Prank exclaims]
[engines roaring]
[powering up]
You got this, Buff.
[grunts] Gotcha!
[Batmobile] Red, you're up!
[engine accelerating]
Wha
[Batmobile] I've got
to get that Rumble Ray.
Oh, no, you don't!
[Redbird] Bam, watch out!
[Batmobile]
Launching Bat magnet!
[Ducky groans]
Ow!
You wanted to rumble?
Let's rumble!
[all screaming]
[all grunt]
-[Ducky] Aw, come on!
-[Prank] Like, ow.
Great job, team.
You were Bat-tastic.
-Nah, you were.
-Nah, you were.
-You're the best.
-I know.
Ah! Feels good to be back
in my old body.
But now I know how hard
it can be to be someone else.
[Bibi] Yeah, I guess
we all have jobs
that are hard and important.
MOE, what have you done?
There is no MOE.
There is only the MOEcomputer!
[evil laughter]
[all laughing]
Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
They got Batman's back ♪
Batwheels ♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪