Bunnicula (2016) s01e19 Episode Script

Lucky Vampire's Foot

1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLING)
(LAUGHING)
(DOG BARKING)
Oh!
HAROLD: Whoa, two threes.
Good one, Chester.
-CHESTER: One, two,
three, four
-(SNAKES HISSING)
Five, six.
HAROLD: Whoa, another snake
tail. Man, you've been
sliding down snakes all day.
-(HAROLD IMITATING FREE FALL)
-(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
CHESTER: Okay, okay, Harold.
I don't need sound effects.
(GROWLING)
Ugh. Today's just not my day.
-Okay, your turn, Bunnic.
-(GRUNTS)
(DICE RATTLING)
HAROLD: Whoa. Snake eyes.
(CHEERING)
BUNNICULA: Whoo! (GIGGLING)
(GIGGLING)
Wait, is that an actual stack
of cash?
Ho-ho, man, you're on a roll.
Where do you get all your luck
from, little guy?
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Oh, that makes sense.
You have a lucky rabbit's
foot. (CHUCKLES)
(SCOFFS) Give me a break.
Believing in lucky charms
is superstitious nonsense.
And I'm
sick of this dumb game.
Besides, I don't need
a lucky foot.
I make my own luck.
-(THUD)
-(GROANS)
Ow. Paper cut.
-(SUCKING) Hmm?
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
Ah, of course.
The light burns
out just when I'm getting
to the good part. Ah.
(LADDER CREAKING)
Whoa, no. Whoa!
-(SCREAMING)
-(GLASS SHATTERING)
(CHESTER GROANING)
Uh-oh, Chester broke
the mirror.
(GASPS) Seven years bad luck.
Seven years bad luck!
Seven!
-(HAROLD CRASHING)
-(GLASS SHATTERING)
HAROLD:
Fourteen years bad luck!
HAROLD: (SOBBING)
Fourteen years bad luck!
And now, for this morning's
winning lottery numbers.
Any guesses?
Uh, 23?
The first number is 23.
-(CLEARS THROAT) Really?
Uh, 14.
-Fifteen.
Oh, so close. Um, 185.
Three.
(GROANS) Uh, eight?
And the color blue.
What? Well, that's
not even a number.
-Huh. Whoa. (GRUNTS)
-(CERAMIC SHATTERING)
(GROANING)
-(BELL RINGING)
-Huh?
Fresh fruits and veggies!
Home grown, crunchy carrots.
Ow!
(YAWNING) Oh!
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
-Oh.
-(CHOMPING)
(THUD)
MINA'S DAD: What a perfect day
to polish my collection
of incredibly dangerous swords
and daggers.
MINA'S DAD: Whoa!
-(GASPS) Oh, no.
-(METAL RATTLING)
(PURRING)
Didn't see that coming.
-I better make
sure no one got
-(DOORBELL RINGING)
Oh, yay.
The delivery man's here.
-(SIGHING)
-Maybe this thing is
lucky after all.
What? No, no.
That's crazy talk.
Uh, go outside
and get some fresh air,
Chester.
Wow, it's beautiful out!
I'm not unlucky.
Not on a gorgeous day
like this.
Things never seem
quite as bad when the sun
is out.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
-(LIGHTNING ZAPPING)
-(SCREAMING)
(GROANING)
Uh, struck by lightning
That's about the most
unlucky thing ever.
It sure would be nice to have
that lucky rabbit's foot.
What the Why is Harold
suddenly the voice
of my sub-conscience?
-Quiet, quiet Just listen.
-All right.
Lucky rabbit's foot.
You deserve
that lucky rabbit's foot,
Chester.
Take it. Take it, now.
(CHUCKLING EVILLY)
(BUNNICULA SNORING)
(YAWNING)
And the banana
as a perfect replacement.
CHESTER: He'll never know
the difference.
(MINA'S DAD IMITATING
GHOST HAUNTING)
(SCREAMING)
What the Uh, Dad.
Surprise. (CHUCKLES)
It's a stuffed jackalope
from Polidori's shop.
If you keep it perfectly
intact, it's supposed
to bring you good luck.
-But if you don't keep it
intact, well, then it won't
-(DOORBELL RINGING)
Oh, wow,
the delivery man
is here again.
MAN ON TV:
And now for tonight's lottery.
Come on, baby. Daddy needs
a new pair of red collars.
The winning numbers are
Okay. Um, five, 24, um, 75.
Five, 24, 75.
-Yes!
-And finally
All right, you got this.
Um (GROANING) I don't know.
The final number is
"You got this. Uhh. Uhh.
I don't know."
What? What are
the chances of that? Whoa.
(GASPS) Whoa.
This lucky rabbit's foot
really does work.
Oh, the luck I'm gonna
have with you.
(BUNNICULA GROANING)
(GRUNTING)
Uh, guess the floor's
kind of slippery this morning,
huh?
No! (COMPLAINS IN GIBBERISH)
Oh, case of the old banana
foot, huh?
Yeah, I've
actually heard of that.
You wake up and you find
your foot's mutated
into a banana.
It actually happens
more than you think.
(COMPLAINS IN GIBBERISH)
Yeah, anyway, ah
I've got to do the, uh, thing.
So, uh, you know,
chin up, buddy.
(BUNNICULA GROANING)
Oh. Poor guy.
Like, I don't know.
Maybe I should give
him back his foot.
No, this is your time.
Uh, again?
You deserve this, Chester.
You've never been
lucky a day in your life.
Yeah. Weird-brain-Harold
is right. I do deserve
a break for once.
Nah, I'll give the little guy
back his foot later.
(GROANING)
-(CRASHES)
-(THUD)
Oh, hey Bunnic.
Oh, wow, you got a banana
for a foot for some reason.
All right, I guess
that's interesting enough.
But, check this out.
Oh, I found a feather.
HAROLD: (LAUGHING)
Tickle, tickle, tickle.
(SNEEZING)
(SCREAMING)
(GROANING)
-(LIGHTNING CRACKLING)
-(GASPING)
Hmm
(LAUGHING)
CHESTER: One, two,
three, shoot.
CHESTER: Ha! Scissors
beat paper.
300 wins in a row.
What are the odds of that?
No, I don't wanna play
anymore, Chester.
-You're just too lucky.
-Oh, come on, Harold.
Who else am
I gonna get to play?
(BUNNICULA SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
What you?
I don't know, Bunnicula.
You haven't exactly had
the best luck lately.
What makes you think
you can do better than Harold?
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
-Uh, where on earth did
you get that grotesque thing?
-(DEMONIC GROWL)
-(SNARLING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
Bunnicula, you've got to get
that disgusting foot
back to that, that thing.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Oh, he says he's not going
to give it back
until he finds
out what happened
to his real foot.
-(GULPING)
-(DEMONIC GROWL)
(GROWLS)
(SIGHS) We're safe.
-Lucky for us.
-(LAUGHS) Yeah, right.
Lucky for us.
(SCREAMS)
-Uh?
-What?
What was that?
(GASPS) Bunnicula!
I stepped on your
Its foot and he felt it.
Uh, quick. Do something else.
(ROARS)
Hmm?
(LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(GROWLS)
(CRASHES)
Ah, he is still not stopping.
Bunnicula, you got to think
of something else. Quick!
-(YELPING)
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(YELLS)
Static electricity.
Bunnicula, you did it.
He's finally
Uh, scratch that.
It only stunned
him for a minute.
(SNARLS)
We're doomed.
(LIGHTNING CRASHES)
Wait, you guys.
-To the roof!
-What?
And, yeah!
Uh, I don't know, Chester.
How does being on the roof
during a thunderstorm
make us any safer?
Don't worry, Harold.
I have a plan.
(JACKALOPE ROARING)
I wouldn't be
up here if I were you,
peg-leg.
You see, my friends and I
happen to be
very, very lucky these days.
The dog, he's just got plain
dumb luck on his side.
-No offense, Harold.
-None taken.
And the rabbit and I, well,
we happen to both have
some lucky feet.
What the
-(LIGHTNING CRACKS)
-(YELLS)
(LAUGHS) Yup,
struck by lightning.
That's about the most
unlucky thing ever.
Quick! Bunnicula, give
him back his foot
before he's
(GASPS) Oh, right. Er
Funny story. You see, uh
(RANTING GIBBERISH)
-Bunnicula says
-Yes, Harold, thank you.
I think I got the gist
of that one.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(ROARING)
(COUGHING)
Come on, who steals a foot?
JACKALOPE: I mean I was
just hanging around, minding
my own business.
Not like I ever did
anything (GROANING)
(GASPS) What's this?
Someone is returning
the phony jackalope again?
Oh, well
I guess I get
to sell you twice.
Must be my lucky day.
I'm really sorry, Bunnicula.
I was just so tired of having
such rotten luck all the time.
Is there any way
you could forgive me?
Hmm.
Yeah. (SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
Don't be so
hard on yourself, Chester.
Your luck isn't all that bad.
I mean, you've got
Bunnicula and me
and Mina.
You know what, Harold?
You're right.
-With friends like you guys,
I'm the luckiest cat in the
-(LIGHTNING ZAPPING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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