DC Super Hero Girls (2019) s01e19 Episode Script
Gotham Con
1 [theme song playing.]
When super me Becomes super we Suddenly, magically Pretty automatically Crushing it side by side Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls Now that we're together Gonna get that super life! Wow! [Harley.]
Out of my way! You, shove over! Babsie-wabsie! Leenie-beanie! [both.]
Gotham Elementary, grade number two.
Gotham Girls, Gotham Girls, sounding off for you.
- Barbara Gordon! - Harleen Quinzel! Besties through and through! Aw, I've missed you so much since you moved away, Babbly Boo! Are you ready for the best villain convention in the world? You mean the Annual Convention of Gotham City Enthusiasts, the best hero convention in the world? Well, duh! But it's all the way across town! That means we're going to have to walk through [both.]
Gotham City! [upbeat music playing.]
Today is one of those days Skipping away Filling the streets With laughter See what we wanna see Be who we wanna be Happily ever after Feet on the ground Head in the clouds What's better than now? In the city we love We push and we shove So we won't miss A single thing In the city we love There's never enough time For all the frolicking Some adventure might Come our way Around the next corner Or alleyway Carefree, floating above The city we love La, la, la, la, la La, la, la La, la, la, la In the city we love La, la, la, la, la La, la, la La, la, la, la In the city we love [both.]
Ooh! Ah! Ooh! [screams excitedly.]
[laughs maniacally.]
This is it, Babs! The actual steamroller used by the Joker in his infamous Crushin' Christmas caper! This is my Annual Convention Of Gotham City Enthusiasts thing this year! The one thing I wanted to see more than anything else! Hey! What's your thing to see at the Con this year, Babbles? Something Batman-y, I suppose? Mmm.
Mmm-hmm.
"Surprise Special Guest"? I thought you said it was Batman.
Of course it's Batman.
He's the most special guest you can get! I've been working on my Q&A question for weeks.
He's sure to be impressed! And maybe even more! - [announcer.]
Welcome to the Annual Convention - [gasps.]
of Gotham City Enthusiasts! Are you ready to meet our very s pecial guest? [crowd cheering.]
Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for - Batman! - Robin! What? [heroic music playing.]
[crowd cheering.]
And then Batman looks at me and he says, "Thanks, Robin.
Thanks for being so darn awesome.
" - [audience clapping.]
- [Robin.]
All right, who's got questions? This is it! Your thing! Go ask your question! Uh - So, um - [mic feedback whines.]
[meekly.]
I had a question for Batman, but There's nothing that guy knows that Robin don't, all right? [chuckles.]
[audience laughing.]
Okay.
Batman.
I mean, Robin.
When investigating a crime, a good detective will uncover dozens, if not hundreds, of facts.
What techniques do you employ to differentiate the [snoring.]
What'd you think you was gonna do, impress Batman with some smarty-pants question? And then what, he'd be so impressed he'd be your best pal? And, oh, I dunno, maybe make you his new sidekick or something? [laughs heartily.]
[all laughing.]
[laughter continues.]
[laughter distorting.]
[growls angrily.]
[laughing maniacally.]
- [panting.]
- [laughter continues.]
Hey, uh, I just remembered another thing I wanted to do at the con.
Meet at the coffee cart at 4:00, okay? [gasps.]
Harley Quinn! [crowd gasping.]
Cosplay contest is later, little goil.
Security! [grunts.]
- Robin! - [maniacal screech.]
Whoa! Stay outta my way, Bratgirl, Robbyboy's got what-for coming, and I'm the one who's gonna give it to him! Well, that sounds awesome! But I'm gonna stop you anyway.
[both grunt angrily.]
[Batgirl straining.]
[speaking indistinctly.]
[blows.]
[floor rumbling.]
[grunts.]
Ugh.
I am so beat.
[slurping noisily.]
Ugh.
Tell me about it.
[slurping.]
Did you get to do that thing you wanted to do? [slurps.]
Eh.
No.
The Annual Convention Of Gotham City Enthusiasts totally stinks this year.
[spits.]
What! Harleen, just because the Annual Convention Of Gotham City Enthusiasts was ruined for me, I can't let it be ruined for you! You gotta go do the thing! If not for yourself, do it for me! [man.]
There he is! There he is! There he is! [crowd cheering.]
You're right, Babs.
This Con ain't ruined yet.
And I got a sneaky feeling that it might even turn around for you.
That's the spirit.
- [slurping.]
- [vehicle roaring.]
[Harley laughs maniacally.]
Oh, no! Robin! Get out of the [Harley continues laughing.]
Oh, Robin! This is all my fault! [sobbing.]
I'm so sorry! [wailing.]
Oh, my! What has happened? He's gone.
He's really gone.
Yeah, but that's the clown who humiliated you, right? I thought you'd be happy.
[wails.]
Happy? Sure, he's a jerk.
And he did embarrass me.
But I didn't wish his untimely demise! [sobbing.]
Oh, I feel awful! - [Harley.]
Oh - [Robin.]
Outta my way! Coming through! Robin? Cosplay Contest starts now, chumps! And your boy Robin's gonna do what he does best, judge you.
[all cheering.]
- He's alive! - He's alive? Stop hoggin' the cutout! Cutout? Isn't it wonderful, Harleen? He's alive! He's alive, he's alive, he's alive! Huh.
Who knew? [gasps.]
Uh-oh.
[camera shutters clicking.]
Outta my way, losers! Forget it, Harley Quinn! I won't let you hurt him! Wait! I'm actually trying to save the yutz this time! [exclaims.]
Their costumes are so cool! They're totally gonna win.
[grunting.]
[yawning.]
[crowd clamoring.]
What da heck is this? [both straining.]
[both.]
Huh? [both gasping.]
Huh? [screaming.]
[punches thumping.]
[man.]
Is that a bomb? [all screaming.]
[screams.]
[grunts.]
[panting.]
[people exclaiming.]
[grunting in panic.]
[Harley.]
Over here! [Batgirl grunts.]
[grunts.]
Huh? - Whoa! - [door opens.]
[door slams shut.]
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.
[exclaiming.]
[blowing.]
[gasping.]
[whimpering.]
[Batgirl.]
Harley! [Harley grunts.]
Hold this.
[exclaiming.]
Huh? [crowd cheering.]
[Harley laughs maniacally.]
Aw, Babbles, I'm sorry the Annual Convention Of Gotham City Enthusiasts wasn't what you hoped for this year.
So I gotcha something.
Aw, Harleen! You shoul dn't have? I didn't realize what a big Robin fan you were until I saw you blubbering all over his body.
Ha! So I tracked him down and got it for ya.
- Sign it! Sign it now! - [whimpering.]
[chuckles.]
Oh, Leenie-Beanie, you're the best.
See you next year! [chuckles.]
Maybe sooner if we're lucky, Babsie-wabsie.
[theme music playing.]
When super me Becomes super we Suddenly, magically Pretty automatically Crushing it side by side Look out, world We're Super Hero Girls Now that we're together Gonna get that super life! Wow! [Harley.]
Out of my way! You, shove over! Babsie-wabsie! Leenie-beanie! [both.]
Gotham Elementary, grade number two.
Gotham Girls, Gotham Girls, sounding off for you.
- Barbara Gordon! - Harleen Quinzel! Besties through and through! Aw, I've missed you so much since you moved away, Babbly Boo! Are you ready for the best villain convention in the world? You mean the Annual Convention of Gotham City Enthusiasts, the best hero convention in the world? Well, duh! But it's all the way across town! That means we're going to have to walk through [both.]
Gotham City! [upbeat music playing.]
Today is one of those days Skipping away Filling the streets With laughter See what we wanna see Be who we wanna be Happily ever after Feet on the ground Head in the clouds What's better than now? In the city we love We push and we shove So we won't miss A single thing In the city we love There's never enough time For all the frolicking Some adventure might Come our way Around the next corner Or alleyway Carefree, floating above The city we love La, la, la, la, la La, la, la La, la, la, la In the city we love La, la, la, la, la La, la, la La, la, la, la In the city we love [both.]
Ooh! Ah! Ooh! [screams excitedly.]
[laughs maniacally.]
This is it, Babs! The actual steamroller used by the Joker in his infamous Crushin' Christmas caper! This is my Annual Convention Of Gotham City Enthusiasts thing this year! The one thing I wanted to see more than anything else! Hey! What's your thing to see at the Con this year, Babbles? Something Batman-y, I suppose? Mmm.
Mmm-hmm.
"Surprise Special Guest"? I thought you said it was Batman.
Of course it's Batman.
He's the most special guest you can get! I've been working on my Q&A question for weeks.
He's sure to be impressed! And maybe even more! - [announcer.]
Welcome to the Annual Convention - [gasps.]
of Gotham City Enthusiasts! Are you ready to meet our very s pecial guest? [crowd cheering.]
Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for - Batman! - Robin! What? [heroic music playing.]
[crowd cheering.]
And then Batman looks at me and he says, "Thanks, Robin.
Thanks for being so darn awesome.
" - [audience clapping.]
- [Robin.]
All right, who's got questions? This is it! Your thing! Go ask your question! Uh - So, um - [mic feedback whines.]
[meekly.]
I had a question for Batman, but There's nothing that guy knows that Robin don't, all right? [chuckles.]
[audience laughing.]
Okay.
Batman.
I mean, Robin.
When investigating a crime, a good detective will uncover dozens, if not hundreds, of facts.
What techniques do you employ to differentiate the [snoring.]
What'd you think you was gonna do, impress Batman with some smarty-pants question? And then what, he'd be so impressed he'd be your best pal? And, oh, I dunno, maybe make you his new sidekick or something? [laughs heartily.]
[all laughing.]
[laughter continues.]
[laughter distorting.]
[growls angrily.]
[laughing maniacally.]
- [panting.]
- [laughter continues.]
Hey, uh, I just remembered another thing I wanted to do at the con.
Meet at the coffee cart at 4:00, okay? [gasps.]
Harley Quinn! [crowd gasping.]
Cosplay contest is later, little goil.
Security! [grunts.]
- Robin! - [maniacal screech.]
Whoa! Stay outta my way, Bratgirl, Robbyboy's got what-for coming, and I'm the one who's gonna give it to him! Well, that sounds awesome! But I'm gonna stop you anyway.
[both grunt angrily.]
[Batgirl straining.]
[speaking indistinctly.]
[blows.]
[floor rumbling.]
[grunts.]
Ugh.
I am so beat.
[slurping noisily.]
Ugh.
Tell me about it.
[slurping.]
Did you get to do that thing you wanted to do? [slurps.]
Eh.
No.
The Annual Convention Of Gotham City Enthusiasts totally stinks this year.
[spits.]
What! Harleen, just because the Annual Convention Of Gotham City Enthusiasts was ruined for me, I can't let it be ruined for you! You gotta go do the thing! If not for yourself, do it for me! [man.]
There he is! There he is! There he is! [crowd cheering.]
You're right, Babs.
This Con ain't ruined yet.
And I got a sneaky feeling that it might even turn around for you.
That's the spirit.
- [slurping.]
- [vehicle roaring.]
[Harley laughs maniacally.]
Oh, no! Robin! Get out of the [Harley continues laughing.]
Oh, Robin! This is all my fault! [sobbing.]
I'm so sorry! [wailing.]
Oh, my! What has happened? He's gone.
He's really gone.
Yeah, but that's the clown who humiliated you, right? I thought you'd be happy.
[wails.]
Happy? Sure, he's a jerk.
And he did embarrass me.
But I didn't wish his untimely demise! [sobbing.]
Oh, I feel awful! - [Harley.]
Oh - [Robin.]
Outta my way! Coming through! Robin? Cosplay Contest starts now, chumps! And your boy Robin's gonna do what he does best, judge you.
[all cheering.]
- He's alive! - He's alive? Stop hoggin' the cutout! Cutout? Isn't it wonderful, Harleen? He's alive! He's alive, he's alive, he's alive! Huh.
Who knew? [gasps.]
Uh-oh.
[camera shutters clicking.]
Outta my way, losers! Forget it, Harley Quinn! I won't let you hurt him! Wait! I'm actually trying to save the yutz this time! [exclaims.]
Their costumes are so cool! They're totally gonna win.
[grunting.]
[yawning.]
[crowd clamoring.]
What da heck is this? [both straining.]
[both.]
Huh? [both gasping.]
Huh? [screaming.]
[punches thumping.]
[man.]
Is that a bomb? [all screaming.]
[screams.]
[grunts.]
[panting.]
[people exclaiming.]
[grunting in panic.]
[Harley.]
Over here! [Batgirl grunts.]
[grunts.]
Huh? - Whoa! - [door opens.]
[door slams shut.]
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.
[exclaiming.]
[blowing.]
[gasping.]
[whimpering.]
[Batgirl.]
Harley! [Harley grunts.]
Hold this.
[exclaiming.]
Huh? [crowd cheering.]
[Harley laughs maniacally.]
Aw, Babbles, I'm sorry the Annual Convention Of Gotham City Enthusiasts wasn't what you hoped for this year.
So I gotcha something.
Aw, Harleen! You shoul dn't have? I didn't realize what a big Robin fan you were until I saw you blubbering all over his body.
Ha! So I tracked him down and got it for ya.
- Sign it! Sign it now! - [whimpering.]
[chuckles.]
Oh, Leenie-Beanie, you're the best.
See you next year! [chuckles.]
Maybe sooner if we're lucky, Babsie-wabsie.
[theme music playing.]