Erky Perky (2006) s01e19 Episode Script

Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog Stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
Every time we see her face
We just want to
be in another place
Mad Margaret, Mad Margaret
(laughs)
- Mad Margaret, yeah!
- Ahem!
- Seduca!
- I heard that!
- Oh, hey there, Seduca.
Just a little ditty.
Um, how you doing?
- I'm doing fine, I just
flew down to see how the
other bugs were doing.
- What other bugs?
- You know, other bugs.
Bugs that aren't me.
- What was that all about?
- Did you notice what
she was carrying?
- A handbag!
(sobs)
- She's too young!
- She is my niece.
- But her own handbag?
You'll regret it!
- Oh, stop whining!
- But I thought I was next
in line to be chief enforcer
of Kitchen!
- Cecil, I appreciate your
understanding of your place here.
- But Margaret!
- Where'd that mess come from?
Clean it up!
(groans)
- Hey there, Salami!
- Excuse me.
- Whoa!
Who was that masked man?
I would,
- Did you see that?
She's turning into a
mini Mad Margeret.
- Seduca?
- Oh, you saw it
with your own eyes.
And it stinks!
I said, it stinks!
- Hm, this is weird.
We say stinks.
And Stinks is
supposed to appear.
Hey, hey Stinks!
Stinks!
- Let me get this straight.
I get to be your sidekick
and spy and I get lots of food?
What's the catch?
- No catch.
- Wow!
Okay, your personal sidekick
and spy reporting for duty!
- Great.
- But I'll need a title.
Oh, how does executive
assistant for administregic
planning sound?
- Whatever you want,
now let's get to work.
(grunts)
- Well yeah, but
Seduca's not mean.
Remember when she shared
that moldy French fry with us?
- That was then!
This is now.
- Oh!
- Latitude, north by
northwest of counter!
Bugitude, Perky!
- Hm.
Um, excuse me.
- Well, what did I tell you?
She's gone to the dark side.
- Seduca!
What's happened to you?
- Mad Margeret has appointmented
Seduca chiefus enforce
mentor of Kitchen.
- Chiefest and
enforcementor of Kitchen?
- He's the sensitive type.
- Cecil?
Cecil?
Cecil?
Where are you?
Found you!
I win again!
(laughs)
(farting)
what's he doing here?
- Well, you've got Albert
and Cecil, I've got my new bag
and Stinks.
- Excellent.
Oh, she's a natural.
- The thing is, Aunt Margaret,
I like all the accessories.
I'm also concerned that my
new responsibilities might cost
me my friends.
- Friends can be useful, Seduca.
The key is to strike before
they know what hits them.
- But--
(laughs)
- And speaking of keys,
ahem, this is the
key to the food horde.
It's yours.
(yells)
- Whoa!
- Now you won't have to ask
when you've got something
tasty to put in there!
- I'm honored, Aunt Margaret!
- Oh!
- They key to food horde!
Woohoo!
- Seduca is chiefest
enfocementor of Kitchen?
I've lost my appetite.
- Really?
Can I eat your half?
- No.
I'll save it for later.
- Oh, she's coming!
- I'll take that if
you don't mind.
- What?
- That!
- Oh.
- I can't believe you
thought I wouldn't see it!
- Yeah, well I can't
believe something either!
- What?
- Well that Mad Margaret
made you Kitchen enforcementor.
And that you accepted!
- Well said, Perky!
- Well I did accept.
And look what else
I'm in charge of!
- So, big deal.
- She's gonna lock
us away forever!
- No, silly.
It's the key to the food horde!
(gasps)
- Nah.
I don't believe it.
- Ask Stinks.
- It's true!
- I still don't believe it.
- I'll prove it to you!
- Oh, pay attention, I'm only
playing this to cheer you up.
- [Seduca] Woohoo!
- Bingo!
- Huh?
Oh.
- Now do you believe me?
- Oh I do, I do!
Wait!
Why don't you join our game?
- I have an important job to do.
- Oh, come on!
Take it easy and join in.
- Yeah but she's the boss.
- Exactly!
My turn.
- Well well, if
it isn't a picnic.
I must have
misplaced my invitation.
- You weren't invited.
- Seduca's in charge
of Kitchen now.
She even has the
key to the food horde.
- Right, and slugs fly.
- She got us this carrot.
- You?
In charge of Kitchen?
That's a joke.
(laughs)
- Oh yeah?
I'll just have to show
you then, won't I?
- Wait, wait!
You'll get into trouble!
- Margaret, Margaret!
- Seduca?
- Oh!
Oh.
Just putting some food I
snatched into the food horde.
- Haha, you and your suspicions!
(laughs)
- That was close.
(farts)
Stylish and practical!
- So?
Tell me I'm not dreaming!
- You're not dreaming.
- Oh, I've died and
gone back to the cocoon!
- Um, may I?
- You may.
- Oh, baby, come to daddy!
- Oh, this is all
gonna end in tears!
- What's going on here?
(yells)
- Aunt Margaret!
I uh,
they, uh,
- Cecil, what am I looking at?
- Bugs devouring food?
Your niece doing nothing!
- Seduca, how many times
do I have to show you?
First, show them who's boss.
Who's boss?
- You are, Margaret!
- Who?
- Next, line them up.
Then secure the food, easy.
- Aunt Margaret,
you're incredible!
- Yes, I am.
- So experienced, so powerful!
So scary!
- Oh, it's all so true.
- And watching you has proved
to me I'm just not ready for
all this responsibility.
There's so much
more I have to learn.
- I told you so!
- At least Seduca
knows her limitations!
- So guys, are we still friends?
- Of course!
- Oh, sure.
- But uh, I don't know that the
handbag is such a good idea.
- I gave up the key,
I'm keeping the bag.
- Don't get me wrong, it's
beautiful, it just you know,
might give other
bugs the wrong idea.
- Mad Margaret
didn't ask for it back?
- No.
- Well she's not discovered
you took her horde, then.
- [Margaret] Seduca!
- Oh, there you go.
- I knew this
would end in tears!
- Oh no, where can I hide this?
- Oh no!
- Oh!
- Seduca!
- Well, at least she's not
chasing us for a change.
- Poor Seduca.
Every time she takes our food
She puts us in a lousy mood
Mad Margaret
Mad Margaret
Her cranky voice
brings us to tears
And when she
yells it hurts our ears
Mad Margaret
Mad Margaret
(laughs)
(upbeat music)