Felicity s01e19 Episode Script

Previously on "Felicity" he sinks it Yes, baby! Oh! - Your friend just made two G's.
- What's the deal with that? There's no deal.
You want some, you got some.
All right, I'll put You're quitting? I'm moving, too.
You can't leave.
You're the R.
A.
Look, I don't know what we are or what we're gonna be or what we were, even what we want.
If you leave, we probably won't resolve it at all.
Sean: Okay, go go ahead.
What do you want me to say? Just talk about college.
All right, but talk what about college? I mean, there's, like, a million things to talk about.
- I mean, what do you want me to say? - Just you know what? You can talk about anything in college, like um talk about cute girls in college.
Just to start talking.
- This is stupid.
I can't do this! - No, Ben! Ben! - I gotta go, man.
I got a letter from the financial aid office, I gotta go by there.
I gotta talk to No, you know what? You said you would participate in my documentary.
Okay, what's the point of this documentary? what's it about? Just tell me what it's - Oh, just just sit down.
You said you'd help.
- Sean, I really - don't want to do this sit down and talk to you.
- Oh, come on.
Please.
You know what? If you just sit down, you don't have to pay me rent next month.
- Are you serious? - - I-I really, really would would like your help with this, please.
- Great.
- Okay.
All right.
All right, thanks.
And don't rock like that.
- I'm not I wasn't doing anything.
Okay, all right, okay, we're gonna cut all that part out.
here we go.
Okay, start talking.
I still want to know what this is supposed to be about, I mean, besides you selling it and making - money.
I just want - It's a documentary, okay? It's just about the people that I interview.
It's simple.
There's no script.
There's no story.
It's just it's about the people people in college.
- Yeah, but how do you even know how to make a documentary? - You know what? You're the one who's supposed to be talking right now, so just start talking.
Hey, talk about college.
- I what's it like in college, Ben? I just-- I don't think you know how to make a documentary.
Well, neither did the guy who made the one about his father in the steel mill, right, which, you may have read.
he sold it for half a million dollars plus first-dollar gross.
I don't know what that means.
It means this is gonna be a totally professional movie.
- Fine.
- Okay, now, just start talking, please.
- What's that sound? - I don't know.
- It sounds like the camera, Sean.
- No, I j I just got this thing perfect.
I think you need a new camera.
Look at it.
- No, it's You know what? It's fine.
- No, look, Sean, there's smoke coming out of your camera.
- I think you need a new camera.
Your camera's about broken.
- Oh, God! Look, but I sat down though, right? That was the deal.
So I don't have to pay you rent next month.
Dear Sally, sorry I didn't send a tape last week.
Homework's been kinda crazy.
But I knew it would be because Monday there was lasagna.
I told you my theory, right that, for some reason, the patterns of my class workload are directly related to the cafeteria menu on Mondays? Okay, it sounds ridiculous, but when there's a pasta special on Monday, I know that that week's gonna be hell.
So, Noel decided not to move, but still we haven't really talked.
He lives right down the hall, and we haven't talked.
Between you and me I miss him.
I'd probably miss him even more if I didn't have so much work.
That McGrath seminar has been especially tough.
- He doesn't hate you.
- I didn't say he hates me.
I said he acts like he hates me.
- McGrath acts like he hates everyone.
- Yeah, except you.
- That's not true.
- Oh, it is absolutely true.
McGrath calls everyone by their last name.
Miss Porter, Miss Debrand, Miss Cassidy, but you you're Elena.
You're mad? If it weren't for what happened with Dr.
Garibay, I would definitely be mad.
But I'm not gonna take it personally.
You take everything personally.
Yes! - Mail-order bride? - Two tickets to "Late Night.
" - The Conan O'Brien show? - Yeah, I sent away for these last year.
I assumed they never got my letter.
Last year? Yeah, but how genius is that, 'cause now it's this year, and I got two tickets, and you know what that means? Yeah, you're gonna be rejected by a whole series of girls.
Exactly.
Sean: Kelvin hall.
That's the dorm Kelvin hall.
Let's go inside and see what's up.
The best part about college would have to be the friends that you make 'cause you make amazing friends in college.
Your first day, you feel like you are never gonna meet anyone.
And then all of a sudden, months have gone by, and you have all these amazing friends.
And you're sitting in front of this weird guy making a documentary about them.
Okay, uh, could you just If you could leave me out of your answers.
Come in.
Hey.
- Hey.
- Hey.
hi.
Uh, dorm meeting tonight.
Okay.
So I see you've finally succumbed to the insipid world of pornography.
No, I'm making a, uh, a documentary.
No, I read about this guy.
he made a documentary, sold it for tons of money, and I realized, "hey, I'm sitting on a gold mine," right? Documentary about college students Come on.
- Yeah, well, what about college students? - You know, the whole experience.
You know, just kids venting about college.
huh.
You should call it a "docuventary.
" hey, you want to do a little docuventary graphic for me? I mean, I'm gonna sell this baby.
Be great exposure for you.
- Really? - Yeah, I'll come by when I'm done.
- Yeah, okay.
- Cool.
Okay, um, do you know where, uh, where Felicity is? Yeah, she went uptown with Elena, and then she has her seminar.
Okay, thanks.
And I'll see you later.
Yeah.
Great.
Noel's so nice.
Yeah, generally.
what do you mean, uh what do you mean, "generally"? Oh, that's just the flip side of making friends.
You know, uh, hold it one second.
Let me just Okay, uh Action.
whatever.
Talk.
No, it's just that you know, you make these friends.
And then one day you kiss one of them.
Or somebody you used to date before you even met any of them comes back.
It's just it's just complicated having great friends.
So, for you, what's it like being in college? It's the greatest.
Oh, yeah, I mean, you know, being away, having just one roommate unbelievable.
I come from a a big family, so 7 kids.
Yeah.
I was number 4.
Right smack in the middle, "which is great," he says sarcastically.
Lynn: The possibilities a- a-are endless, you know.
I mean, there's no there's no no boundaries, you know? There's no no no limitations.
I mean, you want to study brain surgery, hey, you know, go ahead.
You want you want to study cosmetology, have a nice day, you know.
Go with God.
we didn't receive your final tuition payment.
You didn't? we contacted your parents.
And what did they say? Your father said that we should talk to you.
Yeah, he's, uh, he's trying to teach me a lesson or something.
I don't know what, exactly.
I guess when I'm, like, 35 or something, I'm I'm gonna look back on this and go, "Now, that was a great lesson.
" But I don't know, I'm doubtful for some reason.
You could take out loans or apply for financial aid.
Yeah.
But until you do you still have an outstanding loan of $3,200.
Yeah, that is an outstanding loan.
I can't even believe we're talking about the final project.
- I know, it happened so fast.
- It's crazy.
Hey.
I got your message.
You're right.
we need we need to talk.
Um I-I'll meet you at McGrath's.
I'm okay.
Where do you want to go? I was going to move until you talked to me.
And you were right, what you said.
If if I left, in some ways, I just would have been running away, you know, from dealing with whatever it is you and I have to deal with.
I didn't I didn't really buy that part about me being an R.
A.
, though.
I'm glad you stayed for whatever reason.
Yeah.
Look, we had a horrible thing happen.
And we both made some really bad decisions, and we hurt each other a lot.
But that doesn't mean that we can't try again.
- You think we can do that? - I just keep asking myself why this all happened.
I mean why you needed to be with Hannah, and why I went off with Eli.
I mean, what was wrong with us that that happened? I don't know.
Well, whatever it is I mean, whatever we end up being, unless, you know, we decide to just forget it and never talk again, I think we've got to start over and just try and become friends again.
Yeah.
Yeah, f-friends.
Sean: I'm not even here.
- Do you mind? - Yeah! - Yeah, we mind! Tomorrow then, you want to talk? Will you please excuse This is a private conversation! No, look, I said I said I'd talk to you, okay, but not now! Sorry.
Okay.
Cut.
Okay, I'm I'm sorry.
This is about theoretical research, so don't be too bookish.
Sometimes great ideas come when you're not being pragmatic.
All right, what I'll need is the outline for your final projects by Friday.
I'll go over them with you, and then schedule your presentations for the week of the, uh 23rd.
No extensions.
No excuses.
See you all in conference.
Thank you.
- What did I miss? - He assigned the final project.
- What? - Everyone's got a partner.
Where the hell were you? I- I was with Noel.
So, wait, who's my partner? - You don't have one.
- There are 10 people in this class.
He paired Carla with me and Josh.
You're solo.
Excuse me, doctor.
Elena just said that she's paired with Carla and Josh? Mm-hmm.
I was just curious if, um, maybe I could partner with Elena.
Do know what I just spent the last two hours discussing? No, sir.
Look, I warned you from the beginning that unless you are committed No, I am committed.
I It was a personal thing.
Unless you are committed, this won't work.
So now I have to do twice as much work as everyone else? You're not whining, are you? 'Cause if you're whining No, I was, but I'll stop.
When I first got here, I was all certain about who I'd be, who I wouldn't be.
You know, I had made all these rules for myself.
"Don't let them see you didn't come from money.
" "Don't let them see how scared you are.
" "Don't let them pity you.
" But once I realized everybody was just as terrified as I was, I loosened up.
I wasn't really in any clique in high school.
Uh, socially, I wasn't really connected.
I wasn't the least-popular guy or anything in my high school, but I wasn't that popular.
Sean: Is college different? No.
Not really.
Um, but I like it better here, though can't get any good pizza in Buffalo.
You know, some people they think I'm like a I'm like a cliche, you know? You know? And and every time I think about that, I think, "You know what? You're the cliche.
"You know why? Because, you know, just 'cause you think "I got, you know, a little bit of an accent, you you gotta throw me into some preordained stereotype or whatever.
" I'm smart, man.
You know, I read.
I mean, I-I know who Ayn Rand is, you know.
I know all about the bell curve.
I have friends in France.
I love being a librarian.
There's something transcendent about being surrounded by books all day.
It's kind of like working in a graveyard, except everyone who's buried can still talk to you.
Does that make sense? You are so cute.
What? We'll we'll cut this out later.
I just couldn't help myself.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
How has coming here affected your family? How has coming here affected my family? Well, my parents split up.
What? Yeah.
How how come you never told me that? Are you serious? Yeah, I'm serious.
It happened a couple of weeks ago.
Mom finally got up and left, which, I don't know, I think's the best thing.
I mean it's about time she did it.
Are we done yet? I I decided to become an R.
A.
For a few reasons.
Uh, one, I needed the money.
You know, it helps it helps pay my tuition.
Two, I wanted to help students, you know.
when I was a a freshman, I had this real jerk for an R.
A.
Harrison.
he was, like, on some sick power trip.
I mean, he he ignored every guy, and he slept with every girl.
Like you slept with Felicity? I never slept with Felicity.
How come? What do you mean, how come? How-how are these questions about college? I'm just curious.
I mean, didn't she sleep with some other guy? All right, can we not do this right now? Oh, hey, I'm sorry, I Look we can start over if you want.
No, I'm just I'm not in the best mood right now anyway, okay? Oh, okay.
Yes Felicity slept with someone else, and it's it's making me crazy, all right? I did I did a very bad thing.
My, uh my ex-girlfriend came back, and, uh and she said she was still interested.
Um, we we went out for, like, two years, you know? I don't know, the whole thing just it just threw me.
Um, I started questioning everything, including my relationship with Felicity, and nothing should have made me question what I had with Felicity.
- I can't believe I'm telling you this.
- Man, I wish I had my camera going.
- What? - This is it, man.
This is the story.
This is what the docuventary's about you and Felicity.
No, no, you're not gonna do a movie about me and Felicity.
So what's the problem you can't forgive her? Is that it? I don't know, I I can't get this image out of my mind, you know? Felicity and and Eli.
When I was with Hannah, Felicity went off and and slept with this other guy some artist, this Stud Mr.
Cool Artist Jerk.
I don't know.
I thought about going to to health services, - you know, and and talking to a counselor.
- Yeah.
You know, I even thought about calling a hypnotist.
- See, that's a great idea.
- What is? - A hypnotist.
- Oh, come on.
No, no, no.
My Uncle Paul smoked three packs a day.
Then he went to go see this guy in midtown hypnotist.
And and now not only does he not smoke, he he's become a lobbyist for antitobacco legislation.
Yeah.
You want to resolve this Felicity-Eli situation? A hypnotist could be your answer.
- You think? - I'll get the guy's number.
You know what's great about this guy? his hair look at his hair.
- Lynn, will you shut up? - Nobody serves up a muffin on a plate better than this guy.
I mean, look at those skills.
Are you still worried about dry skin, there? You know, for a while he, uh, he wasn't washing his hands.
Sir, he's re he's kidding about this.
You know, $5.
00 is definitely not too much for that.
I mean, that's a that's a really big pastry.
Lynn, Lynn, if you get me fired, I'm gonna kill you.
- You love me! - Yes, I do.
- Come on.
Give me a coffee and a free brownie.
- All right.
So, you swam pretty good today.
Oh, I'm a better swimmer than you.
Oh.
What? You're a little cuter than me, but I kick your ass in the pool.
I was gonna ask you, Nicole and I are gonna do a little bowling tonight.
What do you think? - hmm, you in? - No, I can't do it.
I gotta close up tonight.
Oh, yeah, yeah, you love coffee so much? Where's my frickin' brownie? Look at this.
- You got paid! - Yep.
- Sorta.
- I know, can you believe that? - That's disturbing.
- I know.
It's unfortunate.
Yeah.
hey, look, I want you to put that on the, uh, the Minnesota-Clippers game.
Can you do that? No, no, B-Barry's not gonna take something that paltry, man.
Well, then just double it.
I'm good for it.
I can do it.
- You're not even good for a brownie.
- I'm serious.
I need it.
- Who do you want? - The Clippers I'll sign it over to you.
- Clippers? - Yes, the Clippers, yes.
Why don't you come bowling with us later, huh? - Okay? - All right, thank you.
Good.
I'm not gonna thank you.
- Why not? - Because I got no brownie.
Sean: hey.
What are you doing? - A docuventary.
- A what? I really need to talk to you.
No, thanks.
I'll see you.
There she goes Felicity Porter, the unknowing co-star.
I'm very complex, I think, and that, um, that makes it hard for, uh I think girls don't understand me.
But I think, like, I'm gonna be one of those guys who, like, when he's, like, 30, or, like, older, you know, gets tons of chicks, you know? That's gonna be me.
I won't even know what to do with them, I'll have so many.
Sean: Let me ask you what do you think of Hannah? Um I don't know.
Like, some people say that she was being manipulative, but I-I just think that she was lonely.
I've made some really good friends here.
Felicity, for example that's my girl.
And I'm with her all the time, going through her stuff like it's mine.
And when it's hard for her, it's hard for me.
I can't help it.
Richard, if that's you again, I swear to God Hi.
Oh, hi.
Uh, can I come in? Sure.
God, I feel like I haven't been here in so long.
I know, I know.
So, uh, w-what's up? Um well, you know my pasta theory? Yeah.
I saw it was linguini.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
When we were out talking yesterday, apparently, uh, I missed the most crucial McGrath seminar so far.
That sucks.
Yeah.
I have this whole final project I'm supposed to be doing involving graphs and charts and models and things that that you're much better at than most people and And I know that things are still kind of awkward No, it's hey, that's okay.
Uh, what do you need? Photoshop, uh, whenever you're not using your computer.
No, here go ahead.
Now? Are you sure? - Yeah, you know how to use it.
- Really? Look, I was just fooling around with some stuff for Sean's stupid movie, - so, yeah, go ahead.
- Thanks.
- Are you sure now is not a bad time? - We can't keep having this conversation.
Okay, I've got reading to do.
Go ahead.
It's Thackeray, so - Okay.
- Okay.
Do you need a new layer? Yeah.
All right.
Here.
- There you go.
- Thanks.
Okay.
Uh this isn't gonna work.
- What? - You sitting there, me sitting here, and both of us pretending like nothing happened.
I wasn't pretending.
Then I was.
I was pretending, and I can't pretend that nothing happened, you know, with you and Eli.
You know that he didn't mean anything.
which maybe makes it worse.
I'm not sure, but it doesn't make it better.
Okay, look, I'm I'm not trying to make you feel guilty.
I hurt you, too I know that.
But I've been, whatever, soul-searching for weeks, trying to figure out how to get past this, and I don't know, I just I just don't have that capacity like you do to to just-just start over, to just to just be friends again.
I - I can't.
Yeah.
So I'm sorry.
I just I-I, uh I can't be a very good friend right now.
Sean: will you talk to me now? Get away from me.
God! Yeah, we'll get her tomorrow.
What do you think about what happened with Felicity and Noel? I could never forgive that girl.
Getting down with that other guy, forget it.
Yeah, but Noel went off with his ex-girlfriend first.
Yeah, yeah, but he didn't get down with her.
As far as I see it Felicity's out.
How's it feel to be replaced by Eli? - What do you mean, "replaced by Eli"? - Oh, come on.
What? You know, it used to be it used to be Ben or Noel, right? Now it's - It's Eli or Noel.
- So what? Oh, come on.
You're not jealous? Jealous? No, I'm not jealous.
I'm not.
Richard, go away.
Hey.
Hey.
So you watch Conan O'Brien, right? - Yeah.
It's the best show on TV.
- Well, I wouldn't go that far, but I do have two tickets for next Tuesday night, and I was wondering if you wanted to go with me.
Are you serious? Yeah, that'd be awesome.
How many people did you ask before me? Uh, guys none.
Girls like, 12.
- Where are you going? - A hypnotist.
You know, you said that like it was a normal answer.
Yeah, I know.
I'll explain it all to you on Tuesday, okay? Oh, and we gotta wear something cool because we could get on TV.
Okay.
What I'm proposing researching is the idea that love is a genetic condition.
Genetic? The idea being that, um, the various components of love, including but not limited to, uh, attraction, respect, trust, stamina, the ability and desire to communicate that all of these parts are genetically determined, that maybe we're all preprogrammed to connect with someone else who's programmed in a compatible way.
Do you subscribe to this theory? Well, not really.
I don't know, I think it's interesting why some people stay together and others break up.
what's your methodology? Theoretical genetic analysis of 40 couples, basing success on a partnership of 10 years or more, and 20 that are divorcing or splitting up after, uh, So, you'll present the genetic markers that identify these traits? That's the idea.
Uh, can I make one last plea - No.
- That you let me partner with Elena? - Miss Porter - I've already talked to her, and she's very If you'd come to class, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
I know this is a silly lesson to you, but it's my lesson to teach.
Yes, sir.
So you don't really have an addiction to anything? No.
Did you did you tell him I have an addiction? Sean: I-I said you were sort of a-addicted to this girl.
Oh, I don't I've never really had a patient addicted to a a person.
This is insane.
we shouldn't have come here.
Tell him about the image.
My my ex-girlfriend she went off with another guy.
Yeah.
Uh, and I have this image in my head of of Felicity with this guy, and it's uh, it's haunting me.
I might be able to help you with that.
Really? Eyelids are too heavy to open.
Your whole body feels heavy like lead.
The next time you think of the two of them together, you will feel calm as if you're in a garden of beautiful blooming flowers.
This boy is so full of anger that he can only see a symptom.
he can't see the problem.
As a professional hypnotist, my job is to put him into a highly suggestible state to help him see the problem.
hmm can you make him think water is lemon juice? Oh, yeah.
That's easy.
Sean: Come on, please talk to me.
God! So, what's this movie even about? College relationships in college.
Excellent.
Could you just talk a little bit about your experience? Yeah, I really, um I mean, Sean, honestly, I I don't think I have one valuable thing to say here.
Okay, so far, what's the biggest lesson you've learned? The biggest lesson? What the hell is this? I'm making a movie.
You want to talk? Oh, wait wait a minute.
Did you just ask me to be in your movie? Yeah.
No.
Interesting.
Uh, sorry, what what were we talking about? Lessons.
Okay.
wait, I want to make sure I get this.
Relationships are hard, I think is the biggest lesson.
You know, you're dating someone, and you're just doing the best you can.
Um and then all of a sudden, you know, this thing happens.
Like, this tornado that just comes out of nowhere, and, uh, it might not even be anyone's fault, you know? Or maybe it had even been brewing for a while, and and neither of you knew it.
Anyway, um, all of a sudden, everything is just ripped apart.
I mean like everything that It's all blown open, and and you're just kinda left there to figure out what goes where.
I guess sometimes the person you thought you'd be with for a long time I don't know, sometimes you're wrong.
Relationships are hard.
They just are.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Yeah, my day was good, thanks.
One second, okay, please, one sec.
Come on, come on.
Okay.
* If I lived a thousand lives * * I don't know who I'd be * Damn it! Damn it! - How much did you lose? - I didn't lose much, all right? * I wonder what I'd see * - How much? - Not much.
* But I don't know why * - Hey! You guys got a minute.
Sean, please, not right now, okay? I'll be right back.
* But take me back to other times * - What do you think about Felicity and Noel? * And show me who I'd be * - Clippers lost.
Yeah, uh I didn't have a good feeling about that one.
Maybe I should have said something.
I need to go again.
Will Barry lend me some cash? hey, you don't want to do that.
I mean, go to the ATM, you know, take some out.
No, Lynn, you don't understand.
I need a loan.
I need this.
- Oh, what are you, wiped clean? - Yes.
Y- Y wait that check you gave me that that's all you got? Who do you feel is more to blame Felicity or Noel? - Sean, wait.
- Look, I owe a little money for school, I have no money for food, and I am not gonna borrow from Julie.
I can't do it.
I can't.
Man, you don't put down money unless you got some to spare.
- I mean, that that's a rule.
- I appreciate the rule.
I really do.
I just need one more win, and I'm set.
I mean, I'm talking, like, 500 bucks here, man.
I need this.
No, that's not gonna happen, man.
That's not gonna happen? No.
Okay, what, what, you're not gonna call Barry? I'm not gonna call Barry.
Fine.
Give me the number.
I'll call.
Ben, forget it, man.
I'm not gonna call Barry, all right? I Don't give me that look.
I'm not.
I just I need to get out of this hole.
And that's when you hit deeper.
Would you just please give me the number? Please, man.
I can't.
Fine, I'll find somebody else to take my money.
* And if I look down on the world * I'll see you back at the loft, all right? - No, not all right.
What is going on with you? - You're acting crazy.
- Nothing.
Nothing.
I'll explain to you later, okay? hey, look, man, don't do this to yourself.
Just just don't worry about me, all right? I'll be fine.
I do, okay, I can't help it.
I worry about my dumb friend Ben.
Okay, just get off me! Ben! Ben! Man, you come on! Stop it! Sean: So, what's your biggest fear? That this interview goes on for more than three minutes.
Can I ask you about relationships? I don't know, can you? Hannah comes back, and Noel just runs off with her.
I'm like, I thought I knew that guy.
And Felicity, she goes off and sleeps with that art student.
What the hell was that? I'm like, who are these people? I don't know.
I guess if I was Felicity, I would have done the same thing.
What's it like living with Felicity? It's like living with a TV that's always playing "Little house on the Prairie," only with more sweaters.
I liked it better when Felicity and Noel were dating.
Back in the old days, I used to bribe him, 'cause, uh, you know, R.
A.
S aren't supposed to fraternize, and I-I'd get away with all sorts of stuff.
Do you have an opinion about Felicity and Noel? Yeah.
First of all, no one could care less than me.
Second of all, get over it, Noel! She slept with an artist.
It doesn't matter.
That's the most painful thing when the person you're dating takes off with someone else.
happened to me once.
- It did? - Yeah.
Summer camp.
The guy was a minnow.
A what? Anything else? Yeah.
If Noel asks me one more time if I've seen Felicity, I'm gonna kill him.
Are you listening, Mr.
R.
A? here's the answer for the rest of your life.
I haven't seen Felicity! I can move on.
I mean, it's it's not like I need Felicity in my life.
I mean, I-I survived So, next, you know, move on.
But the problem is I need a happy ending.
What? The guy who, uh, sold the documentary about his father there was a happy ending.
The steel mill didn't close.
he didn't lose his job.
It was a whole teary-ending thing.
So you want me to change my life so you can make a better documentary? - Would you mind? - Would I mind? Noel, you guys mean more to each other than you think.
Go talk to her.
You know, really try and make this better.
Fight for that relationship and let me videotape it.
No, it's over, okay? The the fact is, I mean, even if even if you forget for just a second that we both did horrible things to each other Felicity never felt for me what I felt for her.
And that's just the truth.
What are you doing? Look at this.
Felicity: I guess sometimes the person you thought you'd be with for a long time I don't know, sometimes, you're wrong.
Relationships are hard.
They just are.
Like, you know that cliche, um, That that you don't appreciate what you've got until it's gone, you know? God, this I feel like I'm in a Barbara Walters interview.
Thanks.
No, the thing that I realize now of course, now is that is that I love him.
Sean: which one are we talking about? Noel of course Noel.
Yeah, can we just stop doing this now? Hey.
Hey.
What are you doing? I I thought you were going to "The Late Show.
" Yeah, I told, uh, I told Guy I couldn't go.
- He invited this girl he met on the street.
- He invited a stranger? Anyway, we were, uh, walking to the subway.
And I had this vision of my life uh, after college, when I wouldn't have this amazing opportunity t to live right down the hall from someone like you Not someone like you.
Uh, you.
I didn't feel the way I did about you because, uh, you hadn't slept with anyone.
look, all I'm saying is that if if we can't, uh, figure out a way to get through this, um, then I I underestimated what what we are.
I love you.
I have since I met you.
And I'm just sorry that it it took all this uh, for me to say it.
Of course I hope Felicity and Noel get back together.
* Every day goes by, we're reaching higher and higher * There's no other way I'm gonna be allowed to install the surround-sound system.
* Let's all put love in our heart * You gotta hear this, baby ThX.
* Many men would die * Lucas.
Man! Sean: Sounds great.
Oh, it's unbelievable.
You think Felicity and Noel are gonna get back together? I hope so.
I think they make a really cute couple.
I think they're good together.
They seem to me that, uh, they have some kind of, like, destined chemistry.
You know what I mean? They seem to like each other a lot genuinely 'cause they have those, like, ridiculous little fights and stuff all the time.
Yeah.
And Noel's always stressed out about her, or something, so I figure he really likes her.
And I kind of get the impression that she really likes him, too.
You think he's gonna forgive her? Then Noel's either more of a man than I am or much less.
You make the call.
Sean: So, you guys, are, uh, together again? we don't know.
Yeah, we're just gonna kind of, um see how things go.
Yeah.
Now, just for my happy ending, um, could you give each other a little kiss? Just a little one? - Sean - Yeah, I- - I told you we weren't going out.
But come on, I mean, this has gotta get steamy.
I gotta sell this.
You know what? Turn that thing off! What?! If they get back together, I'm gonna throw up, and I'm not kidding.
I'm gonna vomit on this carpet, and you can videotape it.