Love O2O (2016) s01e19 Episode Script

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EPISODE 19
Erxi!
-Weiwei!
-Let me
How's it going? It's quite heavy.
-I miss you so much!
-You're knocking me over.
You're calling me fat,
first thing you see me!
God is my witness,
I didn't say the word "fat"?
You said I'm heavy enough
to knock you over.
Isn't that calling me fat?
Ma'am, your comprehension ability
has exceeded that of a normal human.
Look! You called me "ma'am"!
And I brought specialty food
all the way here for you!
Well, then, I'll have to eat yours.
Erxi Where are you?
-Erxi?
-What are you doing?
Why are you so skinny
that I can't see you?
Your acting is too over-the-top!
Hurry and take me to Xiaoling's place.
It's too hot. I want iced orange juice.
-Hand over the specialty food.
-Fine You're too much!
-That's more like it. Let's go.
-Come on!
-You lost weight.
-You said I almost knocked you over.
Be careful. It's heavy.
Come on in.
Xiaoling really is a rich girl.
This is practically a mansion!
This room is nice.
The view outside is nice, too.
And it's got its own bathroom!
What should I do, Weiwei?
I feel like I got myself a sugar mama.
Is it Lord calling?
It's the sugar mama calling.
Hello, Xiaoling? I picked up Erxi.
Xiaoling I love you more now!
I want to marry you!
Get lost I'm a heterosexual girl, okay?
For you, I can turn into a boy.
Gross! Give Weiwei the phone.
I don't want to talk to you.
Hello, Xiaoling?
Okay, don't worry.
Weiwei, which room am I staying in?
This is mine. The other one is yours.
You got here first
and you left me the bigger room?
If you don't want it, we can switch.
I took a look.
The window looks out to the garden.
There's a swimming pool,
and a cute guy is swimming.
Don't tell anyone you know me.
Can't I just enjoy some eye candies?
Weiwei, before I got here,
did Lord come over?
He must have!
A guy and a girl alone together.
Bei Weiwei, you're too much!
Here
It's late. I'm going back to work.
Put away your stuff.
You run off, as soon as I ask
the critical question.
Bye-bye!
Oh, Lord cleaned the kitchen.
He wiped down the kitchenware.
You might have the runs, if you use it.
I knew Lord was here!
Xiaoling's apartment complex
has so many cute guys!
Hello, Cao Guang?
Do you have the money, Zhao Erxi?
You're the genius
of Foreign Languages Department,
yet you mention money nonstop.
How vulgar are you?
You're a young girl
who doesn't repay her debts.
You're not vulgar at all.
Who says I won't repay?
I'm calling you, aren't I?
I'll pay you back two grand for now.
The rest will be paid by installment.
Are you going to take three years
to repay five grand?
Inflation is crazy now.
How should I calculate the interest?
Have you no heart?
We're schoolmates, after all.
Are you going to get rich
by being a loan shark?
Two grand is half of my living expenses
for next semester.
Why don't you work off the debt?
Work off the debt?
Take down my address.
Come over in an hour,
or suffer the consequences.
Pick up a few things for me on your way.
Hold on! Slow down.
Let me write it down.
15 minutes late.
I'll dock your pay. Come in.
You asked me to pick up things,
and your list was super long.
I got here so soon
because I'm a fast runner.
Not even The Flash can beat me.
You're still late, if you stay outside.
Put the bag over there.
You live in such a big place by yourself?
You're rich.
Erxi,
will you please be more demure?
Be elegant.
If it were
I'm naturally open, wild, and boar-like.
What's wrong with that?
Wait, you were saying, if it were who?
-Weiwei?
-Don't jump to conclusions.
To me, Bei Weiwei has nothing on you.
Cao Guang, I'm warning you.
You can insult me,
but I'll fight you,
if you insult my friend Weiwei.
Can't you behave like a gentleman?
So what, if she rejected you?
Must you hold a grudge to this day?
I didn't know she was so two-faced.
If she betrayed you one day,
-don't say I didn't warn you.
-I told you already. Cut it out!
You're awake, Coffee?
Coffee?
Where do you find such a cute thing?
It doesn't bite, does it?
It depends on his mood.
Don't tell me,
you're afraid of a little cat?
I'm warning you, if you come any closer,
I'll jump off the building!
If that's the case,
I wouldn't want to leave Coffee
in your care.
Just pay me back 3 grand.
What? You want me to take care of it,
to work off the debt?
That's right.
I might go out of town for a while.
I want you to take care of Coffee.
100 bucks a day.
-But now it seems
-Wait!
What now?
On closer inspection, this kitty
does seem a bit different
from other mean cats out there.
There is a hint of goofiness
in its sparkly eyes,
very much like me.
Fate brought us together.
Kitty, you do like me. Don't you?
Since you're so sincere,
I'll test you.
See if you can
take good care of my Coffee.
I need to be tested?
Of course! You think it's easy
to care for a cat?
Clean out the litter box in the morning
and at night, each day.
Three meals a day.
Keep the water bowl filled.
A bath every three days,
and you must completely blow-dry his hair,
If he rubs against you,
play with him for a while.
His toys are all in that box.
You have a better life than me.
I don't have toys.
I'll be here for a few more days.
I'll show you how it's done.
Let's start with the basics.
What's lesson number one?
Scoop up cat poop.
It stinks so bad!
Don't you smell it?
I've gotten used to it.
How?
It's easy.
Try to breathe through your mouth.
Now that I'm doing this,
I think there's a hint of sweetness.
Okay!
General Poop-Scooper, let's begin.
Aim before you scoop.
Shake it
-Shake off the clean litter.
-How?
Like this.
How come it stinks more as I wipe?
Stop laughing. Where's the restroom?
The door closest to you.
When you're done,
come put in fresh cat litter.
I need to go.
Are you running away?
No way!
I have to report for my internship today.
I'm running late. After all,
you're not leaving tomorrow.
I'll train with you next time. Bye.
Ashuang
you wanted to see me?
Yes, the boss at the last level
of the mobile game
hasn't done the drop rate test.
Do it on the computer simulator.
-Okay.
-The drop rate is 0.1 percent.
So you'll have to do it
tens of thousands of times,
in order to get an accurate number.
Calculate the probability and let me know.
Go on.
Okay.
Ashuang I was just wondering
if there's anything wrong with my report?
No.
Can I take it to mean,
I didn't mess things up for you?
-What do you think?
-No problem. Go do it.
You're the guy.
-Is he giving you a hard time again?
-No.
Tens of thousands of times?
How long will that take me?
I've killed a lot of bosses like that
in "A Chinese Ghost Story."
They have super high blood count.
If I don't defeat it in a given time,
it will go completely berserk.
I can design a back-end program
and let the computer do it.
Didn't I ask you to do the drop rate test?
What are you doing?
Just because your report is fine,
doesn't mean you can do whatever you want.
Ashuang, I thought
I'd write a back-end program
and let the computer test it.
It's faster.
Look.
Who said you can use a program
to automate it?
You girls are always taking shortcuts.
Hi, excuse me!
Where do interns report?
-What's your name?
-Zhao Erxi.
At Human Resources. You'll have to hurry.
Thanks.
ZHENYI TECH
Hi, Mr. Zhen.
Your make-up is nice today.
Luwei Weiwei,
I bet you have no idea
Zhenshui Wuxiang is your boss.
Ms. Beibei, explosive news
-I'm with the development division.
-Me, too
You're in development? Me, too!
We're colleagues now. Nice to meet you.
No chatting! Go report to your division!
So many programming assistants already.
I hope I don't get assigned
somewhere random.
This is yours.
What does general affairs division do?
Hold on, I'll take you.
The desk by the window is yours now.
It has nice sunlight and air-conditioning.
Easy access, too.
What will my job be?
Your job? The manager will let you know.
-I see. Thanks.
-You're welcome.
Excuse me! May I ask how much is the wage?
For you, 150 RMB a day.
150? A day?
That's highest pay grade,
for top interns.
-I'm
-Come see me anytime.
This company is so awesome.
Even a lowly intern like me
gets such great treatment.
The wage is 150 RMB per day, too!
On top of the 100 a day from Cao Guang,
I'll have 250!
A day
Hi, can I help you with anything?
No Sit down
This is such an easy job
for 150 RMB a day!
Ms. Beibei, what's with the new intern?
General affairs division is so busy,
and all she does is play on her phone?
What gives?
You mean her? I think
she's the young master's girlfriend.
No way! That silly-looking girl?
The young master fished her resume
out of the eliminated pile.
When she got here this morning,
she was making googly eyes at him.
Are you serious?
Why else would I be so nice to her?
The young master sure has peculiar taste.
-What's her name?
-Zhao Erxi. Such a bumpkin name!
I'm done eating. I should go back.
Why are you drenched?
It wasn't raining when I left.
I didn't take an umbrella.
You didn't know there are showers today?
Everyone stayed in for lunch.
Why did you go out?
I just had a craving for that restaurant.
Suddenly want to be myself
Dry off.
Okay, thanks
-Do you want some hot water, Ashuang?
-No
You seem pretty sick, Ashuang.
Go home. I'll record your sick leave.
My work isn't done yet.
We'll see what happens.
I think I have cold medicine. I'll get it.
Okay, thanks.
All gone.
All right, I'll go get some.
Hello, Mr. Zhao?
Sure I'll send it right now.
-Will you get cold medicine for me?
-Who's sick?
Ashuang.
I was going to get it for him,
but I just got a call.
I have to send an urgent file to a client.
Do me a favor.
Okay.
What?
If Ashuang finds out I bought it,
would he refuse to take it?
We'll tell him, after he's taken it.
What will he do? Puke it up?
ZHIYI TECH
What's going on?
I only asked you to get medicine.
What happened?
It's not Yugong's fault.
Okay Ashuang caught a cold, right?
I was going to get him medicine,
but a client called.
I had to send an urgent file.
So I asked Ms. Weiwei to get it for me.
Jacket.
Where are you going? No overtime now?
We're going home.
My dress is wet.
What if I get your car dirty?
This isn't the way to Xiaoling's place.
-We're going to my place.
-Your place?
It's closer, and
You don't have to worry about dirtying it.
Come in.
I rarely have guests.
You can wear my slippers.
What about you?
Wait in the living room.
Only one pair of slippers.
Looks like I'm the first guest here.
Why didn't you take an umbrella
on a rainy day?
No, it'd stopped raining,
when I went outside.
On my way back, though,
it started raining suddenly.
Why didn't you tell me,
Ashuang was giving you a hard time?
That would make you look bad.
Are you upset?
No way! I think it's interesting.
Plus, I think Ashuang has changed
his perception of me.
Weiwei?
Change out of your wet clothes.
These are clean.
Lord's shirt and pants?
No.
You want dirty ones?
I've never seen you wear this shirt.
It's refreshing.
I just picked it up.
Where's Mrs. Nai?
Shouldn't you come to work together?
It's Saturday.
Plus, she has a cold.
What a coincidence!
Ashuang has a cold, too.
Getting rained on and sitting in
an air-conditioned room will get you sick.
-You should be careful, too, Nai.
-Okay.
Boss?
Is your girlfriend sick?
Yes, she has a slight cold.
Yugong told me,
she got drenched,
on her way to get me medicine.
Pretty much.
I don't mean to give her a hard time.
-I just think sometimes
-You don't need to explain.
I had Yugong take care of her.
He asked you to supervise her.
You have the right to decide
what she does at work.
However,
I'd thought
your gynophobia was biological.
Now, I realize,
maybe you're just prejudiced
against female IT workers.
In this regard,
I hope Weiwei can change your mind.
I've been hurt.
Each person is different.
Don't put everyone in the same basket.
There's no hurry, though. Take your time.
Boss!
Your girlfriend
I mean, Bei Weiwei,
she really is different.
Weiwei, why aren't you up yet?
It's Saturday, I'm sleeping in.
I'm heading out, then.
It's overtime at the office.
Interns get paid double!
300 bucks, here I come!
Why are you back?
-Can I ask you for a favor, Weiwei?
-What is it?
You know how I've been training in
blacksmithing lately?
I'm running out of time.
Since you're resting at home today,
why don't you help me?
Blacksmithing?
Yeah, I want to give my friend
a top-notch sword,
but now I'm working, I don't have time.
If you help me during the day,
I'll carry on at night,
then I'll get it done in time.
Okay Just go to work.
I love you to death!
I'll bring you juice!
I can't let Erxi see this.
Cover it up
My goodness!
Go away
Is it okay?
More.
Hello?
Why did it ring forever? Did I wake you?
Because I didn't want to answer your call.
Then who am I talking to now?
My traveling spirit.
How are you feeling? Any better?
I feel fine.
If I do get sick, it's all your fault.
If you'd taken me directly home,
I wouldn't get sick.
Your roommate was around
and in the way.
Mr. Xiao,
it's time for you to get to work.
Please focus and
be the coding peasant that you are. Bye.
Come have lunch with me.
Sorry, your phone bill is overdue.
Text delivery failed.
Sorry, your phone bill is overdue.
Text delivery failed.
-Hello?
-How's your blacksmithing going, Weiwei?
I got off work early,
but I have to feed a friend's cat.
I can't get back just yet.
Do keep training for me.
All right, I will. Don't worry.
-I'm a fast worker.
-Thanks.
Mr. Driver, stop the bus!
I missed my stop!
I'm not allowed to pull over here.
-Hurry up and get off.
-Thanks, mister!
Who is it?
-Are you really that poor?
-What?
You wear the same shirt so often.
I bought a bunch of the identical shirts.
Go bathe Coffee.
-Can I leave after the bath?
-We'll see.
Am I a masochist?
I know what you're like,
yet I hired your roommate to feed my cat.
You're online?
Why are you running around?
You didn't even notice I'm online.
Are you training in blacksmithing?
Weiguang?
I think that's Erxi's apprentice.
It is him.
I'm not
Erxi doesn't have many friends
in the game.
Can this be the one
she's making the gift for?
Then I can't tell him, I'm not Erxi.
I don't want him to think Erxi is asking
someone else to make his gift.
Yes, um
I'm busy. I'm logging off.
Let's chat next time.
Already?
Yes, I'm busy. Bye-bye.
Subtitle translation by Lu Yuhan