Ranma 12 s01e19 Episode Script
Episode 19
Good morning, P-chan.
Akane? Would you go and wake up Ranma? Why do I have to wake him up? "Why"? You're just angry over Ranma and Shampoo.
Am not.
Akane.
Why don't you simply accept your true feelings.
What's it to you!? Akane's so scary! Father, be brave! He doesn't have to cry about it.
Ranma! How long are you-- Airen.
That's co-o-ld! Whaddya do that for, Akane!? What's goin' on? Wo da airen.
Sh-Shampoo! Wh-What're you doin' in here? Is Ranma awake? It's too early for this! Girl-type Ranma I KILL! Oh, look.
Shampoo's here! Would you join us for breakfast? Aww, man! Get serious! Boy-type Ranma YOU I LOVE! - Ranma! - Wait! - Shampoo! - Hold it! Will you two behave yourselves? That's right! Behave yourself, Shampoo! Ranma! You run no more! H-Hold it a second, Shampoo! Airen? You're really trying my patience! Honestly! What you do!? You're too loud in the morning! We have fun! You no interfere! Fine, have fun OUTSIDE! You jealous? What did you say!? Don't be stupid.
I'm late for school.
Listen! Shampoo didn't ask if she could climb into my bed! I didn't ask! That's disgusting, so early in the morning! You don't listen to anybody, do ya? Hanging all over her like that You pervert! Go ahead! Fall in love with her for all I care! You're the one who sleeps with a piggy.
What's P-chan got to do with this!? You're an idiot! Jealous of a little pig! Who'd be jealous of you!? That's right! We're not engaged anymore! Ranma you idiot! Idiot! Idiot! What's wrong with sleeping with a pet pig? Idiot! Idiot! Leave me alone! Akane, we must part without saying goodbye! I'll never be anything more than your pet, "P-chan", will I.
Ranma's wanton ways have hurt Akane! Now's your chance! But But I'm sorry, Ryoga.
But I still love Ranma.
Like that'd really happen.
'Cause if it did, my heart of glass would shatter into a thousand pieces! Farewell, Akane! You good boy! Lunchtime at last! Boy, I'm starved! What was that? Uh-oh.
It's coming closer.
Boy-type Ranma Shampoo.
Don't they have doors where you come from? What's this supposed to be? Lunch with love! Cantonese cold black pig in hibiscus sauce.
P-chan! Why you touch my cooking? H-Hold it! Hey.
Ryoga, Ryoga.
Hey! P-chan! Oh, P-chan Thank goodness, The Kiss of Death! A vow to track Akane to the ends of the Earth and kill her! Womans what interfere is for killing.
Is Amazon rule.
Fine! I accept your challenge! C'mon, the pig's okay.
Can't we all just Shut up! This is my chance to get even with her! Someone as slow as you could never beat Shampoo! Who's slow? Akane! She's gone already.
What!? Akane! Akane! Akane! Akane! Akane! That was Ryoga! Akane! Hey.
Wake up.
C'mon.
Hey! Huh? You idiot! I told you not to fight her! Who are you? Who are you? I was going to fight Shampoo I remember everything up to that point But then But then Akane! Why do I feel so refreshed? Hey, Akane! "Akane, Akane"! Why do you keep acting like you know me? Who are you, anyway? Listen Have we met somewhere before? Sh-She can't have AMNESIA.
.
? There she is! Akane! Hi, guys.
We were so worried! Are you okay!? I'm fine! What's goin' on? She remembers everythin'! That Shampoo girl was pretty strong, huh! Nothing I couldn't handle.
You were out cold.
Who are you!? You're not playin' with me, are you? Is he a transfer student? What are you saying, Akane! He's my fiance!? He's been living at your house for ages! He's Ranma! Have you forgotten about Ranma!? "Ranma"? It does have a familiar ring to it - Akane! - What's wrong!? Now I remember! That's the word for time-out, when you play hide and seek! That's tanma! A fish that you traditionally catch in fall! That's sanma! An exclamation you use when you're surprised! That's arema.
"Father! I'll win this game!" That was HYUMA! Th-The only thing she's forgotten is ME! Ryoga.
You're comin' with me.
Hold it! What are you doing with P-chan!? I'm just gonna talk to him.
Talk? P-chan can't talk.
Give P-chan back! W-Wait! Look at him move! He's no ordinary guy! Hey! Who was that!? We told you.
It's Ranma! Ranma? Who's that? Ryoga.
Tell me everythin' that you saw! What did Shampoo do to Akane? Fool! You think I'd be stupid enough to help Akane remember you? Fight! Fight! Fight! Ryoga, you jerk! Remember, from my point of view, it's a perfect situation! Is it, now? A perfect situation? Hey, girls! Ya wanna see somethin' funny!? C'mon, over here, come 'n' see! Quit it, you jerk! The speed of Shampoo's legs still sends chills down my spine! And that was that.
You jerk! Why didn't you just say that you didn't see nothin'! Quit it! Stop following me! Have you really forgotten everything? About what? About me.
What What are you You still don't get it!? You can't be Are you really Are you A cross-dresser? NO!! I'm Ranma! Are you makin' fun of me!? I don't even know you, you weirdo.
I'm gonna make you remember me! Thank you! Come again! Akane, wait up! Who are you!? Stop following me! Just hear me out! Oh, my.
It's Akane and Ranma! I'm just askin' you to listen! Leave me alone! Stop runnin' a second! Make sure you're both home in time for dinner.
I'm only askin' you to stop! How can she keep up with me so easily!? Just who are you!? I told you You should watch where you're going! Been waitin' for you, Akane.
I know your moves like the back of my hand.
You figured you oughtta have Dr.
Tofu take a look, huh.
You even know Dr.
Tofu!? Who are you!? That's a question I'm too tired to answer.
You don't seem to be injured.
When you first came to, how did you feel? I felt strangely refreshed.
Then that must be it.
Did you figure it out, Dr.
Tofu!? It's the legendary technique, "Sai Fang Heng Gow Shiatsu Attack"! B-But what does this legendary attack do!? It's just as I thought! Mister Saotome! Pop! Can you tell us what happened!? With these two eyes.
Truly it was Even I yam Even I yam Even I am scared You're drivin' me nuts! Hurry up and change back! As I remember I can only call the feat superhuman! She attacked from the rear.
The speed of her hands was inhuman! It took five or six seconds, tops! Wow! Incredible! No wonder my head felt refreshed! So what does it do? The Sai Fang Heng Gow Shiatsu Attack! Using a mixture of Chinese herbs, and massage of the skull this dreaded technique can manipulate memory! And that's how you forgot about me! Who are you? Dr.
Tofu! Is there any way to cure her!? We can't find a cure unless we can obtain that herbal solution! Okay! C'mon.
Akane! Wait! What are you doing!? Honestly! What What kind of man are you? Shampoo! Where are you!? Shampoo! Oh, my.
It's almost time for dinner, you two! I home.
Oh, Mr.
Genma, this is Shampoo, my nurse-in-training.
She'll be staying at the clinic.
Nihao! Shampoo! Where are you!? Shampoo, come out! Why are you doing this!? Put me down! Shampoo! Just who the heck are you!?
Akane? Would you go and wake up Ranma? Why do I have to wake him up? "Why"? You're just angry over Ranma and Shampoo.
Am not.
Akane.
Why don't you simply accept your true feelings.
What's it to you!? Akane's so scary! Father, be brave! He doesn't have to cry about it.
Ranma! How long are you-- Airen.
That's co-o-ld! Whaddya do that for, Akane!? What's goin' on? Wo da airen.
Sh-Shampoo! Wh-What're you doin' in here? Is Ranma awake? It's too early for this! Girl-type Ranma I KILL! Oh, look.
Shampoo's here! Would you join us for breakfast? Aww, man! Get serious! Boy-type Ranma YOU I LOVE! - Ranma! - Wait! - Shampoo! - Hold it! Will you two behave yourselves? That's right! Behave yourself, Shampoo! Ranma! You run no more! H-Hold it a second, Shampoo! Airen? You're really trying my patience! Honestly! What you do!? You're too loud in the morning! We have fun! You no interfere! Fine, have fun OUTSIDE! You jealous? What did you say!? Don't be stupid.
I'm late for school.
Listen! Shampoo didn't ask if she could climb into my bed! I didn't ask! That's disgusting, so early in the morning! You don't listen to anybody, do ya? Hanging all over her like that You pervert! Go ahead! Fall in love with her for all I care! You're the one who sleeps with a piggy.
What's P-chan got to do with this!? You're an idiot! Jealous of a little pig! Who'd be jealous of you!? That's right! We're not engaged anymore! Ranma you idiot! Idiot! Idiot! What's wrong with sleeping with a pet pig? Idiot! Idiot! Leave me alone! Akane, we must part without saying goodbye! I'll never be anything more than your pet, "P-chan", will I.
Ranma's wanton ways have hurt Akane! Now's your chance! But But I'm sorry, Ryoga.
But I still love Ranma.
Like that'd really happen.
'Cause if it did, my heart of glass would shatter into a thousand pieces! Farewell, Akane! You good boy! Lunchtime at last! Boy, I'm starved! What was that? Uh-oh.
It's coming closer.
Boy-type Ranma Shampoo.
Don't they have doors where you come from? What's this supposed to be? Lunch with love! Cantonese cold black pig in hibiscus sauce.
P-chan! Why you touch my cooking? H-Hold it! Hey.
Ryoga, Ryoga.
Hey! P-chan! Oh, P-chan Thank goodness, The Kiss of Death! A vow to track Akane to the ends of the Earth and kill her! Womans what interfere is for killing.
Is Amazon rule.
Fine! I accept your challenge! C'mon, the pig's okay.
Can't we all just Shut up! This is my chance to get even with her! Someone as slow as you could never beat Shampoo! Who's slow? Akane! She's gone already.
What!? Akane! Akane! Akane! Akane! Akane! That was Ryoga! Akane! Hey.
Wake up.
C'mon.
Hey! Huh? You idiot! I told you not to fight her! Who are you? Who are you? I was going to fight Shampoo I remember everything up to that point But then But then Akane! Why do I feel so refreshed? Hey, Akane! "Akane, Akane"! Why do you keep acting like you know me? Who are you, anyway? Listen Have we met somewhere before? Sh-She can't have AMNESIA.
.
? There she is! Akane! Hi, guys.
We were so worried! Are you okay!? I'm fine! What's goin' on? She remembers everythin'! That Shampoo girl was pretty strong, huh! Nothing I couldn't handle.
You were out cold.
Who are you!? You're not playin' with me, are you? Is he a transfer student? What are you saying, Akane! He's my fiance!? He's been living at your house for ages! He's Ranma! Have you forgotten about Ranma!? "Ranma"? It does have a familiar ring to it - Akane! - What's wrong!? Now I remember! That's the word for time-out, when you play hide and seek! That's tanma! A fish that you traditionally catch in fall! That's sanma! An exclamation you use when you're surprised! That's arema.
"Father! I'll win this game!" That was HYUMA! Th-The only thing she's forgotten is ME! Ryoga.
You're comin' with me.
Hold it! What are you doing with P-chan!? I'm just gonna talk to him.
Talk? P-chan can't talk.
Give P-chan back! W-Wait! Look at him move! He's no ordinary guy! Hey! Who was that!? We told you.
It's Ranma! Ranma? Who's that? Ryoga.
Tell me everythin' that you saw! What did Shampoo do to Akane? Fool! You think I'd be stupid enough to help Akane remember you? Fight! Fight! Fight! Ryoga, you jerk! Remember, from my point of view, it's a perfect situation! Is it, now? A perfect situation? Hey, girls! Ya wanna see somethin' funny!? C'mon, over here, come 'n' see! Quit it, you jerk! The speed of Shampoo's legs still sends chills down my spine! And that was that.
You jerk! Why didn't you just say that you didn't see nothin'! Quit it! Stop following me! Have you really forgotten everything? About what? About me.
What What are you You still don't get it!? You can't be Are you really Are you A cross-dresser? NO!! I'm Ranma! Are you makin' fun of me!? I don't even know you, you weirdo.
I'm gonna make you remember me! Thank you! Come again! Akane, wait up! Who are you!? Stop following me! Just hear me out! Oh, my.
It's Akane and Ranma! I'm just askin' you to listen! Leave me alone! Stop runnin' a second! Make sure you're both home in time for dinner.
I'm only askin' you to stop! How can she keep up with me so easily!? Just who are you!? I told you You should watch where you're going! Been waitin' for you, Akane.
I know your moves like the back of my hand.
You figured you oughtta have Dr.
Tofu take a look, huh.
You even know Dr.
Tofu!? Who are you!? That's a question I'm too tired to answer.
You don't seem to be injured.
When you first came to, how did you feel? I felt strangely refreshed.
Then that must be it.
Did you figure it out, Dr.
Tofu!? It's the legendary technique, "Sai Fang Heng Gow Shiatsu Attack"! B-But what does this legendary attack do!? It's just as I thought! Mister Saotome! Pop! Can you tell us what happened!? With these two eyes.
Truly it was Even I yam Even I yam Even I am scared You're drivin' me nuts! Hurry up and change back! As I remember I can only call the feat superhuman! She attacked from the rear.
The speed of her hands was inhuman! It took five or six seconds, tops! Wow! Incredible! No wonder my head felt refreshed! So what does it do? The Sai Fang Heng Gow Shiatsu Attack! Using a mixture of Chinese herbs, and massage of the skull this dreaded technique can manipulate memory! And that's how you forgot about me! Who are you? Dr.
Tofu! Is there any way to cure her!? We can't find a cure unless we can obtain that herbal solution! Okay! C'mon.
Akane! Wait! What are you doing!? Honestly! What What kind of man are you? Shampoo! Where are you!? Shampoo! Oh, my.
It's almost time for dinner, you two! I home.
Oh, Mr.
Genma, this is Shampoo, my nurse-in-training.
She'll be staying at the clinic.
Nihao! Shampoo! Where are you!? Shampoo, come out! Why are you doing this!? Put me down! Shampoo! Just who the heck are you!?