Teen Titans Go! (2013) s01e19 Episode Script
Burger vs. Burrito
1x23 - Burger vs.
Burrito Yo! Beasty! - Want to play a - Video game? Ha! Already set up.
- But first, let's grab - A couple of sodas? You know me so well.
Well enough to know you're starving for the best food ever created.
- A delicious burger.
- Burrito.
- What? You mean a burger? - What? You mean a burrito? - Burrito! - Burger! I feel like I don't even know you anymore.
Hey, guys.
What's up? Cyborg thinks burgers are better than burritos.
Beast Boy doesn't get that burgers are stacks of deliciousiticity.
Tell him which one's better, please, will you? Oh, that is a difficult question.
Yeah, I could go either way.
- I really don't care.
- Make your cases.
The hamburger features a stackable structure, Which allows the user to customize it to one's individual taste.
Its open-sided architecture provides a clear view of what's inside at all times.
And, because of its aerodynamically perfect design, Many experts believe the burger to be a gift from a more highly advanced civilization from beyond the Stars.
In conclusion, they are good.
I thank you.
Hola, amigos! It is my absolute honor to sing to you a song about the most beloved food in the whole entire world.
The burrito, the burrito it's awesome and it's so good to eat the burrito, the burrito it's filled with good things to eat burritos are yummy and burgers are gross burritos are yummy and burgers are gross Buns, ketchup, pickle, cheese put that patty in between it's burger what? What? it's burger what? What? Buns, ketchup, pickle, cheese put that patty in between it's burger what? What? it's burger Hey! I was in the middle of my burrito song" - Burritos are so much better.
- Stop it, you guys! - Ow! - So? What do you think? - Both are very satisfactory to me.
- I still don't care.
We're going to need a taste test to settle this.
These culinary titans are no strangers to kitchen combat.
Look at that concentration.
Unbelievable! I've never seen anything quite like it.
Amazing! Can you believe what you're seeing? Ah Hmm.
Pretty good.
Ooh! Delicious! Mmm.
Yum.
Yes! Come here, mama.
- Whoa! You guys gotta cleanse your palates.
- Oh! Get rid of that nasty burrito taste.
Mmm-hmm.
Ooh! Hmm.
Pretty good.
Ooh! Delicious! Mmm.
Yum.
But which is better? Look, can't we just agree that some people like one food and some people like another one? - No! - No! Uh-huh! My eye! My one good eye! Ah! Look, what he's done.
Calm down.
There's no way to know for sure who did that.
That's what you get for napping on the burger side.
We're sick and tired of both of you.
This has gone on too long.
Time to finally settle this with an all-out food competition! In your face.
Beat that, son! Oh, you know I will.
Aerodynamic, huh? Mmm, so warm and good.
How's your burrito doing? Hmm? Easy, you two.
Save it for the final round.
It seems as if we have covered all of the usual food competitions.
What else could there possibly be? How about, "I still don't care"? I know! It should be a Don't expect me to finish your sentence.
Those days are over.
But, I know what you were gonna say, and I accept the challenge.
Then it is on! So, why are we on the roof? For the ultimate burger burrito smack down, bro! This is insane! Relax! I just used some delicious burgers and some tasty robotics.
Oh, I got a little bit of help.
He wouldn't stop bothering me.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please Please! This looks like it's going to get messy.
Yeah it is! There's gonna be beans and cheese everywhere! Let's do this.
Fight! Salsa storm! Bun batch! Pickle pounder! Jalapeno hammer! Mayo meltdown! Guacamole grenade! Pepper jack cheese slicer! All this food fighting has given me the hunger.
Me too.
I could totally go for a pizza.
Sure.
Let's just get out of here.
Relish ram! Tortilla take down! Burger blast! Tomato time bomb! Oh! Did you see that? You got burger all up in your face.
Burrito blade! How's that taste, fool? I'm up on fuego! Ketchup! Patty smack! Oh, yes! You want that whooping as a combo? With a milkshake and some fries? Bean bomb! - Onion onslaught! - Sesame heat seeker! Mmm this is pretty good.
Mmm veggie patty? Of course, Beasty.
I know you don't eat meat.
And I love me some veggie patty.
Oh, man! I'm sorry, bro.
Burgers are pretty great.
I'm sorry too, little homie.
I didn't know burritos could be so delicious.
You know what, all this food fighting has got me in the mood for? Mmm-hmm.
- Ice cream! - Pie! - Yeah, boy! - Yeah, boy! - Hot pie - Ice cream on top.
Burrito Yo! Beasty! - Want to play a - Video game? Ha! Already set up.
- But first, let's grab - A couple of sodas? You know me so well.
Well enough to know you're starving for the best food ever created.
- A delicious burger.
- Burrito.
- What? You mean a burger? - What? You mean a burrito? - Burrito! - Burger! I feel like I don't even know you anymore.
Hey, guys.
What's up? Cyborg thinks burgers are better than burritos.
Beast Boy doesn't get that burgers are stacks of deliciousiticity.
Tell him which one's better, please, will you? Oh, that is a difficult question.
Yeah, I could go either way.
- I really don't care.
- Make your cases.
The hamburger features a stackable structure, Which allows the user to customize it to one's individual taste.
Its open-sided architecture provides a clear view of what's inside at all times.
And, because of its aerodynamically perfect design, Many experts believe the burger to be a gift from a more highly advanced civilization from beyond the Stars.
In conclusion, they are good.
I thank you.
Hola, amigos! It is my absolute honor to sing to you a song about the most beloved food in the whole entire world.
The burrito, the burrito it's awesome and it's so good to eat the burrito, the burrito it's filled with good things to eat burritos are yummy and burgers are gross burritos are yummy and burgers are gross Buns, ketchup, pickle, cheese put that patty in between it's burger what? What? it's burger what? What? Buns, ketchup, pickle, cheese put that patty in between it's burger what? What? it's burger Hey! I was in the middle of my burrito song" - Burritos are so much better.
- Stop it, you guys! - Ow! - So? What do you think? - Both are very satisfactory to me.
- I still don't care.
We're going to need a taste test to settle this.
These culinary titans are no strangers to kitchen combat.
Look at that concentration.
Unbelievable! I've never seen anything quite like it.
Amazing! Can you believe what you're seeing? Ah Hmm.
Pretty good.
Ooh! Delicious! Mmm.
Yum.
Yes! Come here, mama.
- Whoa! You guys gotta cleanse your palates.
- Oh! Get rid of that nasty burrito taste.
Mmm-hmm.
Ooh! Hmm.
Pretty good.
Ooh! Delicious! Mmm.
Yum.
But which is better? Look, can't we just agree that some people like one food and some people like another one? - No! - No! Uh-huh! My eye! My one good eye! Ah! Look, what he's done.
Calm down.
There's no way to know for sure who did that.
That's what you get for napping on the burger side.
We're sick and tired of both of you.
This has gone on too long.
Time to finally settle this with an all-out food competition! In your face.
Beat that, son! Oh, you know I will.
Aerodynamic, huh? Mmm, so warm and good.
How's your burrito doing? Hmm? Easy, you two.
Save it for the final round.
It seems as if we have covered all of the usual food competitions.
What else could there possibly be? How about, "I still don't care"? I know! It should be a Don't expect me to finish your sentence.
Those days are over.
But, I know what you were gonna say, and I accept the challenge.
Then it is on! So, why are we on the roof? For the ultimate burger burrito smack down, bro! This is insane! Relax! I just used some delicious burgers and some tasty robotics.
Oh, I got a little bit of help.
He wouldn't stop bothering me.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please Please! This looks like it's going to get messy.
Yeah it is! There's gonna be beans and cheese everywhere! Let's do this.
Fight! Salsa storm! Bun batch! Pickle pounder! Jalapeno hammer! Mayo meltdown! Guacamole grenade! Pepper jack cheese slicer! All this food fighting has given me the hunger.
Me too.
I could totally go for a pizza.
Sure.
Let's just get out of here.
Relish ram! Tortilla take down! Burger blast! Tomato time bomb! Oh! Did you see that? You got burger all up in your face.
Burrito blade! How's that taste, fool? I'm up on fuego! Ketchup! Patty smack! Oh, yes! You want that whooping as a combo? With a milkshake and some fries? Bean bomb! - Onion onslaught! - Sesame heat seeker! Mmm this is pretty good.
Mmm veggie patty? Of course, Beasty.
I know you don't eat meat.
And I love me some veggie patty.
Oh, man! I'm sorry, bro.
Burgers are pretty great.
I'm sorry too, little homie.
I didn't know burritos could be so delicious.
You know what, all this food fighting has got me in the mood for? Mmm-hmm.
- Ice cream! - Pie! - Yeah, boy! - Yeah, boy! - Hot pie - Ice cream on top.