Cow and Chicken (1997) s01e20 Episode Script
Lawnmower Chicken
1
Mama had a chicken. ♪
Mama had a cow. ♪
Dad was proud. ♪
He didn't care how. ♪
Cow. ♪
Chicken. ♪
Cow and Chicken! ♪
Ha ha ha ha!
Ohh!
Cow, have you
finished your chores?
Oh, yes, Mom.
I did all the dishes.
Chicken, did you do
a good job on the lawn?
Here's your $6 for the week.
All right!
And here's
your $6, Cow.
Oh! Oh, goody!
Now I can buy Piles
the Beaver doll!
Yeah, you do that.
I got other plans for my loot.
Chicken! Aren't you
forgetting something?
Like what?
Like the iron lung you wrecked
at the old folks' home.
$2.00 a week--that's
what we agreed upon.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you know,
it must've slipped my mind.
That only leaves $3,898
until you're paid up.
Oh, and, Chicken,
I'll need $1.00 for
the underwear I had to buy
after your--ha ha--
little accident last week.
Oh, and $2.00 to fix the
pork-butt and taters catapult
you screwed up yesterday.
And remember the dollar
I loaned you at the fair
so you could dive into that
vat of generic lime gelatin?
Mom, I needed that money
to buy socks!
Chicken, you'll have to learn
not to spend all your
money before you get it.
I'll bet if you asked old Mr. Devlin,
he'd pay you to mow his lawn.
Ooh, since it would be difficult
for him with those peg legs,
the ground being
so moist and all.
You know, that ain't a bad idea.
I told you people
to leave me alone!
I told you to beat it!
Oh, sorry.
I thought you was my grandmas.
What's up, pal? Selling
Woman Scout cookies?
Oh, no, no, no, sir.
I was, uh, wondering
if you would like
your lawn mowed
For a small fee, of course.
Yes?
How small a fee?
Oh, uh, say
20 bucks?
20 bucks?!
Ha ha ha ha!
I'll give you two.
How about 10?
What are you trying to do,
take advantage of an old man?!
Two bucks, take it or leave it.
All right, I'll take it.
I'll give you the money
when you finish.
And if you don't finish
by sundown,
I'm not paying a cent!
No problemo.
All right!
Phew!
What is it now, Chicken?
I'm finished with
your yard, Mr. Devlin.
You think I got
raisin bran for brains?!
You've still got the
backyard to do, Sonny.
Dang! It's the Swiss Alps!
Mom sent me to check
on you, Chicken.
Mr. Devlin called
and said you was lazy.
Lazy?!
Lazy?!
Aah! Dang!
I will help my brother!
Mmm
Aaah!
Aah!
¡Supercow al rescate!
Moo!
Backyard
All done
Mr. Devlin.
We had an agreement, chief.
It's after sundown
So no money, Sonny!
Aaaah!
Oh. Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha. At least
she didn't hit me.
Pay up, pal.
Two bucks, chief.
Make it 20.
Ay ay ay ay ay!
Moo!
Mama had a chicken. ♪
Mama had a cow. ♪
Dad was proud. ♪
He didn't care how. ♪
Cow. ♪
Chicken. ♪
Cow and Chicken! ♪
Ha ha ha ha!
Ohh!
Cow, have you
finished your chores?
Oh, yes, Mom.
I did all the dishes.
Chicken, did you do
a good job on the lawn?
Here's your $6 for the week.
All right!
And here's
your $6, Cow.
Oh! Oh, goody!
Now I can buy Piles
the Beaver doll!
Yeah, you do that.
I got other plans for my loot.
Chicken! Aren't you
forgetting something?
Like what?
Like the iron lung you wrecked
at the old folks' home.
$2.00 a week--that's
what we agreed upon.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you know,
it must've slipped my mind.
That only leaves $3,898
until you're paid up.
Oh, and, Chicken,
I'll need $1.00 for
the underwear I had to buy
after your--ha ha--
little accident last week.
Oh, and $2.00 to fix the
pork-butt and taters catapult
you screwed up yesterday.
And remember the dollar
I loaned you at the fair
so you could dive into that
vat of generic lime gelatin?
Mom, I needed that money
to buy socks!
Chicken, you'll have to learn
not to spend all your
money before you get it.
I'll bet if you asked old Mr. Devlin,
he'd pay you to mow his lawn.
Ooh, since it would be difficult
for him with those peg legs,
the ground being
so moist and all.
You know, that ain't a bad idea.
I told you people
to leave me alone!
I told you to beat it!
Oh, sorry.
I thought you was my grandmas.
What's up, pal? Selling
Woman Scout cookies?
Oh, no, no, no, sir.
I was, uh, wondering
if you would like
your lawn mowed
For a small fee, of course.
Yes?
How small a fee?
Oh, uh, say
20 bucks?
20 bucks?!
Ha ha ha ha!
I'll give you two.
How about 10?
What are you trying to do,
take advantage of an old man?!
Two bucks, take it or leave it.
All right, I'll take it.
I'll give you the money
when you finish.
And if you don't finish
by sundown,
I'm not paying a cent!
No problemo.
All right!
Phew!
What is it now, Chicken?
I'm finished with
your yard, Mr. Devlin.
You think I got
raisin bran for brains?!
You've still got the
backyard to do, Sonny.
Dang! It's the Swiss Alps!
Mom sent me to check
on you, Chicken.
Mr. Devlin called
and said you was lazy.
Lazy?!
Lazy?!
Aah! Dang!
I will help my brother!
Mmm
Aaah!
Aah!
¡Supercow al rescate!
Moo!
Backyard
All done
Mr. Devlin.
We had an agreement, chief.
It's after sundown
So no money, Sonny!
Aaaah!
Oh. Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha. At least
she didn't hit me.
Pay up, pal.
Two bucks, chief.
Make it 20.
Ay ay ay ay ay!
Moo!