Henry Danger (2014) s01e20 Episode Script
Kid Grounded
1 [ SIRENS WAILING .]
HEY! HEY, I GOT ANOTHER ONE! AW, WHAT A CUTE BABY.
AW, AREN'T YOU A CUTE LITTLE GUY? HERE.
MAN, HOW MANY BABIES DID SHE HAVE DOWN THERE? I'M NOT SURE.
I'LL CHECK FOR MORE.
HELLO? ANY MORE BABIES DOWN HERE? HELLO? MA'AM, CAN I TALK WITH YOU? WHAT? COULD YOU STOP EATING THE CHEESE FOR A MINUTE? DID YOU REALLY THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO CRAWL DOWN INTO A SEWER TO GIVE BIRTH? THAT'S HOW WE DO I WHERE I COME FROM.
WHERE DO YOU COME FROM? THE SEWER.
OKAY.
I THINK THIS IS THE LAST BABY.
HEY, KID, WHY DON'T YOU KNOCK OFF AND GO HOME? YOU SURE? YEAH, IT'S ALREADY PAST MIDNIGHT AND YOU GOT SCHOOL IN THE MORNING.
OH! I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE ME ANOTHER BABY! OH, NO.
ANOTHER ONE? I GOT TO GET BACK IN THAT SEWER! NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO.
[ YELLING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN AND WHY ARE YOU SNEAKING INTO YOUR ROOM AT ONE IN THE MORNING? BECAUSE I WAS OUT MOON BATHING.
MOON BATHING? YEAH.
CHECK OUT MY MOON TAN.
I'M TELLING MOM AND DAD YOU SNUCK OUT.
FINE.
YOU SNUCK OUT.
FINE.
TELL THEM.
FINE.
TELL THEM.
I WILL.
TELL THEM.
I WILL.
NO, PLEASE DON'T TELL THEM! I WILL.
NO, PLEASE DON'T TELL THEM! COME ON, I'M A NICE BROTHER, NO, PLEASE DON'T TELL THEM! COME ON, I'M A NICE BROTHER, AND YOU'RE SO SWEET AND CUTE.
COME ON, I'M A NICE BROTHER, AND YOU'RE SO SWEET AND CUTE.
YOU DON'T WANT TO GET ME AND YOU'RE SO SWEET AND CUTE.
YOU DON'T WANT TO GET ME IN TROUBLE.
YOU DON'T WANT TO GET ME IN TROUBLE.
PLEASE? IN TROUBLE.
PLEASE? PROMISE ME? PLEASE? PROMISE ME? ALL RIGHT.
PROMISE ME? ALL RIGHT.
I PROMISE.
ALL RIGHT.
I PROMISE.
HENRY SNUCK OUT OF HIS ROOM I PROMISE.
HENRY SNUCK OUT OF HIS ROOM LAST NIGH HENRY SNUCK OUT OF HIS ROOM LAST NIGH AND DIDN'T SNEAK BACK IN LAST NIGH AND DIDN'T SNEAK BACK IN UNTIL ONE IN THE MORNING.
AND DIDN'T SNEAK BACK IN UNTIL ONE IN THE MORNING.
[ GASPING .]
UNTIL ONE IN THE MORNING.
[ GASPING .]
WELL, LAST SATURDAY NIGH [ GASPING .]
WELL, LAST SATURDAY NIGH WHILE YOU GUYS WERE OUT, WELL, LAST SATURDAY NIGH WHILE YOU GUYS WERE OUT, PIPER AND HER FRIEND MARLA WHILE YOU GUYS WERE OUT, PIPER AND HER FRIEND MARLA WATCHED "FRENCH BASEMENT.
" PIPER AND HER FRIEND MARLA WATCHED "FRENCH BASEMENT.
" [ GASPING .]
WATCHED "FRENCH BASEMENT.
" [ GASPING .]
PIPER.
[ GASPING .]
PIPER.
THAT MOVIE IS RATED R.
PIPER.
THAT MOVIE IS RATED R.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED THAT MOVIE IS RATED R.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH R-RATED MOVIES.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH R-RATED MOVIES.
COME ON, I DIDN'T HEAR TO WATCH R-RATED MOVIES.
COME ON, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING I HADN'T HEARD BEFORE.
COME ON, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING I HADN'T HEARD BEFORE.
WELL, GUESS WHAT? ANYTHING I HADN'T HEARD BEFORE.
WELL, GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED WELL, GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS.
YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS.
BOOM.
FOR TWO WEEKS.
BOOM.
OH, COME ON.
BOOM.
OH, COME ON.
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
OH, COME ON.
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
I SAID, BOOM! THAT'S NOT FAIR.
I SAID, BOOM! IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
I SAID, BOOM! IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
MY DAD WAS IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB.
AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB.
AND BY ACCIDENT, I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB.
AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AH! HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AH! I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AH! I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND ME I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND ME A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
AND ME A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
NOW I PROTEC I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
NOW I PROTEC THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
NOW I PROTEC THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
WHO CALL ME THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
WHO CALL ME HE TURNED OUT TO BE WHO CALL ME HE TURNED OUT TO BE YOU KNOW THE NAME.
HE TURNED OUT TO BE YOU KNOW THE NAME.
CAPTAIN MAN! YOU KNOW THE NAME.
CAPTAIN MAN! THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
CAPTAIN MAN! THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
IN TIME, I REALIZED THA THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
IN TIME, I REALIZED THA BEING A SUPERHERO IN TIME, I REALIZED THA BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
HE WANTED SOME HELP.
IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
HE WANTED SOME HELP.
I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
HE WANTED SOME HELP.
I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
I, HENRY HART I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
I, HENRY HART PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER I, HENRY HART PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S TELL ANYONE THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK.
THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK.
IT IS DONE.
SECRET SIDEKICK.
IT IS DONE.
NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
IT IS DONE.
NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
AND FIGHT CRIME.
NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
AND FIGHT CRIME.
FEELS GOOD.
CALL IT.
UP THE TUBE! OH, MY BOOT.
HA! HEY, RAY.
RAY? SNIFF THIS FLOWER.
ALL RIGHT.
[ SNIFFS .]
MM.
SMELLS NICE.
WHAT IS THAT, A DAFFODIL? DANG DAGGIT, SCHWOZ! YOU GOT PROBLEMS! [ SCREAMING .]
[ THUD .]
[ GRUNT .]
[ ELEVATOR DINGS .]
SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING BLEW UP IN HERE.
[ CHUCKLING .]
BLEW UP IN HERE.
[ CHUCKLING .]
YOU'RE A SICK PERSON.
[ CHUCKLING .]
YOU'RE A SICK PERSON.
[ RINGING .]
YOU'RE A SICK PERSON.
[ RINGING .]
THAT'S HENRY.
[ RINGING .]
THAT'S HENRY.
HE WANTS TO HOLOGRAM CHAT.
THAT'S HENRY.
HE WANTS TO HOLOGRAM CHAT.
I'LL TAKE IT.
HE WANTS TO HOLOGRAM CHAT.
I'LL TAKE IT.
HEY, HENRY, WHAT'S UP? I'LL TAKE IT.
HEY, HENRY, WHAT'S UP? BAD NEWS, I CAN'T COME HEY, HENRY, WHAT'S UP? BAD NEWS, I CAN'T COME TO WORK FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.
BAD NEWS, I CAN'T COME TO WORK FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.
OKAY.
TO WORK FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.
OKAY.
I'M REALLY SORRY, OKAY.
I'M REALLY SORRY, BUT I GOT GROUNDED I'M REALLY SORRY, BUT I GOT GROUNDED AND MY PARENTS BUT I GOT GROUNDED AND MY PARENTS ARE ONLY LETTING ME AND MY PARENTS ARE ONLY LETTING ME GO TO SCHOOL.
ARE ONLY LETTING ME GO TO SCHOOL.
THAT'S IT.
GO TO SCHOOL.
THAT'S IT.
I VOLUNTEER TO FILL IN THAT'S IT.
I VOLUNTEER TO FILL IN AS YOUR SIDEKICK.
I VOLUNTEER TO FILL IN AS YOUR SIDEKICK.
NO.
AS YOUR SIDEKICK.
NO.
COME ON.
NO.
COME ON.
WE COULD BE COME ON.
WE COULD BE CAPTAIN MAN AND SCHWOZZAM! WE COULD BE CAPTAIN MAN AND SCHWOZZAM! GROSS.
CAPTAIN MAN AND SCHWOZZAM! GROSS.
DOH.
GROSS.
DOH.
I'M SORRY, KID, DOH.
I'M SORRY, KID, WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT? I'M SORRY, KID, WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT? I WAS TELLING YOU WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT? I WAS TELLING YOU THAT I'M GROUNDED I WAS TELLING YOU THAT I'M GROUNDED SO I CAN'T BE YOUR SIDEKICK THAT I'M GROUNDED SO I CAN'T BE YOUR SIDEKICK FOR TWO WHOLE WEEKS.
SO I CAN'T BE YOUR SIDEKICK FOR TWO WHOLE WEEKS.
OH, YEAH.
BUMMER.
FOR TWO WHOLE WEEKS.
OH, YEAH.
BUMMER.
I HAD AN IMPORTANT JOB OH, YEAH.
BUMMER.
I HAD AN IMPORTANT JOB FOR YOU TODAY.
I HAD AN IMPORTANT JOB FOR YOU TODAY.
WHAT? FOR YOU TODAY.
WHAT? THERE'S THIS NEW WHAT? THERE'S THIS NEW BARBECUE PLACE DOWNTOWN.
THERE'S THIS NEW BARBECUE PLACE DOWNTOWN.
I WAS GOING TO GET YOU BARBECUE PLACE DOWNTOWN.
I WAS GOING TO GET YOU TO PICK ME UP A SLAB OF RIBS.
I WAS GOING TO GET YOU TO PICK ME UP A SLAB OF RIBS.
I'LL ORDER SOME RIBS TO PICK ME UP A SLAB OF RIBS.
I'LL ORDER SOME RIBS AND HAVE THEM DELIVERED.
I'LL ORDER SOME RIBS AND HAVE THEM DELIVERED.
COOL.
AND HAVE THEM DELIVERED.
COOL.
LATER, HENRY.
COOL.
LATER, HENRY.
BUT LATER, HENRY.
BUT BUT WHO'S GOING TO HELP YOU BUT BUT WHO'S GOING TO HELP YOU FIGHT CRIME WHILE I'M GROUNDED? BUT WHO'S GOING TO HELP YOU FIGHT CRIME WHILE I'M GROUNDED? I CAN HANDLE THINGS.
FIGHT CRIME WHILE I'M GROUNDED? I CAN HANDLE THINGS.
RAY, YOU WANT BEEF RIBS I CAN HANDLE THINGS.
RAY, YOU WANT BEEF RIBS OR PORK? RAY, YOU WANT BEEF RIBS OR PORK? PORK.
OR PORK? PORK.
HENRY, I GOT TO GO.
PORK.
HENRY, I GOT TO GO.
BUT HENRY, I GOT TO GO.
BUT BYE, HENRY! BUT BYE, HENRY! WAIT, I-- BYE, HENRY! WAIT, I-- I WANT RIBS.
WAIT, I-- I WANT RIBS.
I HATE BEING GROUNDED.
I WANT RIBS.
I HATE BEING GROUNDED.
THANKS A LOT.
I HATE BEING GROUNDED.
THANKS A LOT.
WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE THANKS A LOT.
WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE TOLD ON YOU WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE TOLD ON YOU IF YOU HADN'T TOLD ON ME.
TOLD ON YOU IF YOU HADN'T TOLD ON ME.
OKAY, WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS? IF YOU HADN'T TOLD ON ME.
OKAY, WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS? PIPER, YOU BETTER NOT-- OKAY, WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS? PIPER, YOU BETTER NOT-- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR COUCH? PIPER, YOU BETTER NOT-- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR COUCH? JUST HELP ME, PLEASE.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR COUCH? JUST HELP ME, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
JUST HELP ME, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
HEY! THANK YOU.
HEY! WHAT'S JASPER DOING HERE? HEY! WHAT'S JASPER DOING HERE? YOU'RE GROUNDED.
WHAT'S JASPER DOING HERE? YOU'RE GROUNDED.
MOM SAID THA YOU'RE GROUNDED.
MOM SAID THA JASPER AND CHARLOTTE MOM SAID THA JASPER AND CHARLOTTE CAN STILL COME OVER.
JASPER AND CHARLOTTE CAN STILL COME OVER.
NO ONE ASKED ME CAN STILL COME OVER.
NO ONE ASKED ME HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT.
NO ONE ASKED ME HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT.
THAT IS TRUE.
HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT.
THAT IS TRUE.
HENRY'S GOING TO HELP ME THAT IS TRUE.
HENRY'S GOING TO HELP ME MAKE LIFE HACK VIDEOS.
HENRY'S GOING TO HELP ME MAKE LIFE HACK VIDEOS.
NO I'M NOT.
MAKE LIFE HACK VIDEOS.
NO I'M NOT.
WHAT ARE LIFE HACK VIDEOS? NO I'M NOT.
WHAT ARE LIFE HACK VIDEOS? OH, YOU'RE SO OLD.
WHAT ARE LIFE HACK VIDEOS? OH, YOU'RE SO OLD.
A LIFE HACK IS WHEN, LIKE, OH, YOU'RE SO OLD.
A LIFE HACK IS WHEN, LIKE, WHEN YOU HAVE SOME PROBLEM, A LIFE HACK IS WHEN, LIKE, WHEN YOU HAVE SOME PROBLEM, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU HAVE SOME PROBLEM, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE A COOL QUICK FIX.
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE A COOL QUICK FIX.
RIGHT.
A COOL QUICK FIX.
RIGHT.
LIKE, LET'S SAY YOU GOT TO PEE, RIGHT.
LIKE, LET'S SAY YOU GOT TO PEE, BUT THERE'S NO BATHROOM NEARBY.
LIKE, LET'S SAY YOU GOT TO PEE, BUT THERE'S NO BATHROOM NEARBY.
PEE IN A JAR.
BUT THERE'S NO BATHROOM NEARBY.
PEE IN A JAR.
LIFE HACK.
PEE IN A JAR.
LIFE HACK.
I'M GOING FOR A WALK.
LIFE HACK.
I'M GOING FOR A WALK.
YOU WANT TO TAKE I'M GOING FOR A WALK.
YOU WANT TO TAKE A JAR WITH YOU? YOU WANT TO TAKE A JAR WITH YOU? NO, I DO-- A JAR WITH YOU? NO, I DO-- ALL RIGHT.
NO, I DO-- ALL RIGHT.
YOU READY? ALL RIGHT.
YOU READY? I REALLY DON'T WAN YOU READY? I REALLY DON'T WAN TO HELP YOU MAKE I REALLY DON'T WAN TO HELP YOU MAKE LIFE HACK VIDEOS.
TO HELP YOU MAKE LIFE HACK VIDEOS.
YEAH, YOU DO.
LIFE HACK VIDEOS.
YEAH, YOU DO.
I REALLY DON'T.
YEAH, YOU DO.
I REALLY DON'T.
GO.
I REALLY DON'T.
GO.
NEED TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH, GO.
NEED TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH, BUT YOU'RE OUT OF TOOTHPASTE? NEED TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH, BUT YOU'RE OUT OF TOOTHPASTE? GET SOME MAYONNAISE.
BUT YOU'RE OUT OF TOOTHPASTE? GET SOME MAYONNAISE.
PICK SOME FRESH MIN GET SOME MAYONNAISE.
PICK SOME FRESH MIN FROM YOUR GARDEN.
PICK SOME FRESH MIN FROM YOUR GARDEN.
GRAB SOME SAND FROM A BEACH FROM YOUR GARDEN.
GRAB SOME SAND FROM A BEACH OR A PLAYGROUND.
GRAB SOME SAND FROM A BEACH OR A PLAYGROUND.
COMBINE AND BLEND.
OR A PLAYGROUND.
COMBINE AND BLEND.
LIFE HACK.
COMBINE AND BLEND.
LIFE HACK.
OR YOU COULD JUS LIFE HACK.
OR YOU COULD JUS GO BUY SOME MORE TOOTHPASTE.
OR YOU COULD JUS GO BUY SOME MORE TOOTHPASTE.
JUST TURN OFF THE CAMERA.
GO BUY SOME MORE TOOTHPASTE.
JUST TURN OFF THE CAMERA.
TASTE GOOD? JUST TURN OFF THE CAMERA.
TASTE GOOD? JUST TURN OFF THE CAMERA! TASTE GOOD? JUST TURN OFF THE CAMERA! GOD, IT'S AWFUL! JUST TURN OFF THE CAMERA! GOD, IT'S AWFUL! SO, YOU HAVE TWO CHILDREN? GOD, IT'S AWFUL! SO, YOU HAVE TWO CHILDREN? OH, YES, WE SURE DO.
SO, YOU HAVE TWO CHILDREN? OH, YES, WE SURE DO.
FABULOUS KIDS.
OH, YES, WE SURE DO.
FABULOUS KIDS.
MY SON IS REALLY THE MOST-- FABULOUS KIDS.
MY SON IS REALLY THE MOST-- HEY! MY SON IS REALLY THE MOST-- HEY! DON'T YOU CLOSE THAT DOOR! HEY! DON'T YOU CLOSE THAT DOOR! I MEAN IT! DON'T YOU CLOSE THAT DOOR! I MEAN IT! SORRY, WHAT DID YOU SAY? I MEAN IT! SORRY, WHAT DID YOU SAY? PIPER, IS THERE A PROBLEM? SORRY, WHAT DID YOU SAY? PIPER, IS THERE A PROBLEM? YES.
PIPER, IS THERE A PROBLEM? YES.
ON THE WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL, YES.
ON THE WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL, HENRY KEPT TRYING TO TALK TO ME.
ON THE WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL, HENRY KEPT TRYING TO TALK TO ME.
YOU SLAMMED THE DOOR HENRY KEPT TRYING TO TALK TO ME.
YOU SLAMMED THE DOOR IN MY FACE.
YOU SLAMMED THE DOOR IN MY FACE.
HEY, STOP, STOP.
IN MY FACE.
HEY, STOP, STOP.
BUT SHE MAKES ME SO MAD.
HEY, STOP, STOP.
BUT SHE MAKES ME SO MAD.
YOU KNOW, I'M GOING UPSTAIRS.
BUT SHE MAKES ME SO MAD.
YOU KNOW, I'M GOING UPSTAIRS.
YOU KNOW, GO, THEN.
YOU KNOW, I'M GOING UPSTAIRS.
YOU KNOW, GO, THEN.
THEY DON'T REALLY TALK YOU KNOW, GO, THEN.
THEY DON'T REALLY TALK TO EACH OTHER THAT WAY.
THEY DON'T REALLY TALK TO EACH OTHER THAT WAY.
THEY'RE JUST REHEARSING TO EACH OTHER THAT WAY.
THEY'RE JUST REHEARSING FOR A SCHOOL PLAY.
THEY'RE JUST REHEARSING FOR A SCHOOL PLAY.
ARE YOU LYING TO US? FOR A SCHOOL PLAY.
ARE YOU LYING TO US? YES.
ARE YOU LYING TO US? YES.
HENRY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEE YES.
HENRY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEE ELAINE MORONGO HENRY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEE ELAINE MORONGO AND PARNELL CHEWMASH.
ELAINE MORONGO AND PARNELL CHEWMASH.
THEY'RE IN CHARGE AND PARNELL CHEWMASH.
THEY'RE IN CHARGE OF SWELLVIEWTODAY.
COM.
THEY'RE IN CHARGE OF SWELLVIEWTODAY.
COM.
THEY MIGHT PICK US OF SWELLVIEWTODAY.
COM.
THEY MIGHT PICK US TO BE THE SWELLVIEW FAMILY THEY MIGHT PICK US TO BE THE SWELLVIEW FAMILY OF THE WEEK.
TO BE THE SWELLVIEW FAMILY OF THE WEEK.
AND IF THEY DO, OF THE WEEK.
AND IF THEY DO, WE ALL GET TO BE AND IF THEY DO, WE ALL GET TO BE ON THE HOMEPAGE.
WE ALL GET TO BE ON THE HOMEPAGE.
WOW, THAT'D BE AMAZING.
ON THE HOMEPAGE.
WOW, THAT'D BE AMAZING.
ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC? WOW, THAT'D BE AMAZING.
ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC? YES.
ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC? YES.
HEY, HEN, WHY DON'T YOU YES.
HEY, HEN, WHY DON'T YOU GO UPSTAIRS AND DONATE HEY, HEN, WHY DON'T YOU GO UPSTAIRS AND DONATE SOME MORE OF YOUR ALLOWANCE GO UPSTAIRS AND DONATE SOME MORE OF YOUR ALLOWANCE TO POOR PEOPLE, AS YOU OFTEN DO? SOME MORE OF YOUR ALLOWANCE TO POOR PEOPLE, AS YOU OFTEN DO? I DON'T WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS.
TO POOR PEOPLE, AS YOU OFTEN DO? I DON'T WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS.
PIPER'S UP THERE.
I DON'T WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS.
PIPER'S UP THERE.
GO UPSTAIRS NOW.
PIPER'S UP THERE.
GO UPSTAIRS NOW.
I'LL BE UPSTAIRS.
GO UPSTAIRS NOW.
I'LL BE UPSTAIRS.
KIDS, YOU KNOW HOW THEY CAN BE.
I'LL BE UPSTAIRS.
KIDS, YOU KNOW HOW THEY CAN BE.
NO.
I DON'T HAVE CHILDREN.
KIDS, YOU KNOW HOW THEY CAN BE.
NO.
I DON'T HAVE CHILDREN.
NEITHER DO I.
NO.
I DON'T HAVE CHILDREN.
NEITHER DO I.
MY HUSBAND LEFT ME NEITHER DO I.
MY HUSBAND LEFT ME ON OUR WEDDING NIGHT.
MY HUSBAND LEFT ME ON OUR WEDDING NIGHT.
UH ON OUR WEDDING NIGHT.
UH WE DON'T KNOW UH WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY NOW.
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY NOW.
[ TELEVISION GUNSHOTS .]
WHAT TO SAY NOW.
[ TELEVISION GUNSHOTS .]
OH! [ TELEVISION GUNSHOTS .]
OH! TURN IT DOWN! OH! TURN IT DOWN! HEY! GIVE ME MY REMOTE! TURN IT DOWN! HEY! GIVE ME MY REMOTE! HEY! HEY! GIVE ME MY REMOTE! HEY! WILL YOU TELL PIPER THA HEY! WILL YOU TELL PIPER THA IF SHE WANTS TO WATCH A MOVIE WILL YOU TELL PIPER THA IF SHE WANTS TO WATCH A MOVIE IN HER ROOM, IF SHE WANTS TO WATCH A MOVIE IN HER ROOM, THEN SHE CAN'T TURN THE VOLUME IN HER ROOM, THEN SHE CAN'T TURN THE VOLUME ALL THE WAY UP? THEN SHE CAN'T TURN THE VOLUME ALL THE WAY UP? MOM, HENRY TOOK MY REMOTE ALL THE WAY UP? MOM, HENRY TOOK MY REMOTE AND HE WON'T GIVE IT BACK! MOM, HENRY TOOK MY REMOTE AND HE WON'T GIVE IT BACK! ALL RIGHT, BOTH OF YOU, AND HE WON'T GIVE IT BACK! ALL RIGHT, BOTH OF YOU, NOT ANOTHER WORD! ALL RIGHT, BOTH OF YOU, NOT ANOTHER WORD! WOULD EITHER OF YOU NOT ANOTHER WORD! WOULD EITHER OF YOU LIKE SOME SOUP? WOULD EITHER OF YOU LIKE SOME SOUP? ACTUALLY, WE HAVE TO GO.
LIKE SOME SOUP? ACTUALLY, WE HAVE TO GO.
WE'RE LATE ACTUALLY, WE HAVE TO GO.
WE'RE LATE FOR ANOTHER MEETING.
WE'RE LATE FOR ANOTHER MEETING.
ARE YOU LYING? FOR ANOTHER MEETING.
ARE YOU LYING? YES.
ARE YOU LYING? YES.
OH, NOW THEY HATE US.
YES.
OH, NOW THEY HATE US.
YOU GUYS HATE US, DON'T YOU? OH, NOW THEY HATE US.
YOU GUYS HATE US, DON'T YOU? LOOK, WHY DON'T WE COME BACK YOU GUYS HATE US, DON'T YOU? LOOK, WHY DON'T WE COME BACK AND FINISH OUR INTERVIEW LOOK, WHY DON'T WE COME BACK AND FINISH OUR INTERVIEW TOMORROW AFTERNOON? AND FINISH OUR INTERVIEW TOMORROW AFTERNOON? REALLY? TOMORROW AFTERNOON? REALLY? THAT'D BE FAB.
REALLY? THAT'D BE FAB.
YOU GUYS THAT'D BE FAB.
YOU GUYS ALMOST KEPT US FROM BEING YOU GUYS ALMOST KEPT US FROM BEING ON A REALLY COOL WEBSITE.
ALMOST KEPT US FROM BEING ON A REALLY COOL WEBSITE.
WELL, IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.
ON A REALLY COOL WEBSITE.
WELL, IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.
YEAH.
WELL, IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.
YEAH.
WHY ISN'T IT? YEAH.
WHY ISN'T IT? BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN COOPED UP WHY ISN'T IT? BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN COOPED UP IN THIS HOUSE FOR FIVE DAYS, BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN COOPED UP IN THIS HOUSE FOR FIVE DAYS, RIDING TO SCHOOL TOGETHER, IN THIS HOUSE FOR FIVE DAYS, RIDING TO SCHOOL TOGETHER, COMING HOME TOGETHER.
RIDING TO SCHOOL TOGETHER, COMING HOME TOGETHER.
WE CAN'T TAKE IT.
COMING HOME TOGETHER.
WE CAN'T TAKE IT.
JUST UNGROUND US.
WE CAN'T TAKE IT.
JUST UNGROUND US.
NO.
JUST UNGROUND US.
NO.
WE SAID TWO WEEKS, NO.
WE SAID TWO WEEKS, BOOM.
WE SAID TWO WEEKS, BOOM.
HONEY, BOOM.
HONEY, I KNOW YOU SAID "BOOM.
" HONEY, I KNOW YOU SAID "BOOM.
" BUT HOW ABOUT THIS? I KNOW YOU SAID "BOOM.
" BUT HOW ABOUT THIS? STARTING NOW, IF YOU TWO BUT HOW ABOUT THIS? STARTING NOW, IF YOU TWO CAN GO ONE FULL DAY STARTING NOW, IF YOU TWO CAN GO ONE FULL DAY WITHOUT FIGHTING OR ARGUING, CAN GO ONE FULL DAY WITHOUT FIGHTING OR ARGUING, WE WILL UNGROUND YOU.
WITHOUT FIGHTING OR ARGUING, WE WILL UNGROUND YOU.
JUST A DAY? WE WILL UNGROUND YOU.
JUST A DAY? A WHOLE DAY? JUST A DAY? A WHOLE DAY? YES.
A WHOLE DAY? YES.
BUT IF WE CATCH YOU FIGHTING YES.
BUT IF WE CATCH YOU FIGHTING OR ARGUING BUT IF WE CATCH YOU FIGHTING OR ARGUING YOU'LL BE GROUNDED OR ARGUING YOU'LL BE GROUNDED FOR A MONTH.
YOU'LL BE GROUNDED FOR A MONTH.
BOOM.
FOR A MONTH.
BOOM.
HEY, HENRY, BOOM.
HEY, HENRY, WANT TO COME UPSTAIRS HEY, HENRY, WANT TO COME UPSTAIRS AND WATCH THE MOVIE WITH ME? WANT TO COME UPSTAIRS AND WATCH THE MOVIE WITH ME? WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE AND WATCH THE MOVIE WITH ME? WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE ALL KINDS OF FUN.
WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE ALL KINDS OF FUN.
HERE, HOLD MY HAND ALL KINDS OF FUN.
HERE, HOLD MY HAND SO YOU'LL BE SAFE HERE, HOLD MY HAND SO YOU'LL BE SAFE GOING UP THE STAIRS.
SO YOU'LL BE SAFE GOING UP THE STAIRS.
THANKS.
GOING UP THE STAIRS.
THANKS.
YOU'RE THE SWEETES THANKS.
YOU'RE THE SWEETES BROTHER EVER.
YOU'RE THE SWEETES BROTHER EVER.
WELL, YOU MAKE IT EASY BROTHER EVER.
WELL, YOU MAKE IT EASY TO BE SWEET.
WELL, YOU MAKE IT EASY TO BE SWEET.
EXCUSE ME? WHY? DID YOU BURP? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY PHONE CORD? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY PHONE CORD? I'M TAKING I WITH MY PHONE CORD? I'M TAKING I SO I CAN CHARGE MY PHONE.
I'M TAKING I SO I CAN CHARGE MY PHONE.
NO.
SO I CAN CHARGE MY PHONE.
NO.
I NEED MY CORD NO.
I NEED MY CORD TO CHARGE MY PHONE.
I NEED MY CORD TO CHARGE MY PHONE.
I NEED THE CORD WAY MORE TO CHARGE MY PHONE.
I NEED THE CORD WAY MORE THAN YOU NEED THE CORD.
I NEED THE CORD WAY MORE THAN YOU NEED THE CORD.
SHH! THAN YOU NEED THE CORD.
SHH! WHY SHH? SHH! WHY SHH? WE ONLY HAVE FOUR HOURS LEF WHY SHH? WE ONLY HAVE FOUR HOURS LEF AND THEN WE'RE FREE.
WE ONLY HAVE FOUR HOURS LEF AND THEN WE'RE FREE.
WE CAN'T LET MOM AND DAD AND THEN WE'RE FREE.
WE CAN'T LET MOM AND DAD CATCH US FIGHTING WE CAN'T LET MOM AND DAD CATCH US FIGHTING OR ELSE WE'LL BLOW IT.
CATCH US FIGHTING OR ELSE WE'LL BLOW IT.
RIGHT, SO QUIT WHINING OR ELSE WE'LL BLOW IT.
RIGHT, SO QUIT WHINING ABOUT YOUR DUMB PHONE CORD.
RIGHT, SO QUIT WHINING ABOUT YOUR DUMB PHONE CORD.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? ABOUT YOUR DUMB PHONE CORD.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? YES I'M SERIOUS.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? YES I'M SERIOUS.
YOU CAN'T COME IN MY ROOM-- YES I'M SERIOUS.
YOU CAN'T COME IN MY ROOM-- YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN'T COME IN MY ROOM-- YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST GIVE ME MY CORD.
YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST GIVE ME MY CORD.
HENRY? JUST GIVE ME MY CORD.
HENRY? PIPER? HENRY? PIPER? BOTH: WE'RE IN HERE! PIPER? BOTH: WE'RE IN HERE! HELLO.
BOTH: WE'RE IN HERE! HELLO.
I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU ARGUING.
HELLO.
I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU ARGUING.
WHAT? I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU ARGUING.
WHAT? NO, NO, NO.
NO.
WHAT? NO, NO, NO.
NO.
WE'RE JUST DISCUSSING NO, NO, NO.
NO.
WE'RE JUST DISCUSSING BIBLE VERSES.
WE'RE JUST DISCUSSING BIBLE VERSES.
YES.
AMEN, BROTHER.
BIBLE VERSES.
YES.
AMEN, BROTHER.
NO FIGHTING.
YES.
AMEN, BROTHER.
NO FIGHTING.
NOW, GIVE ME THE PHONE CORD.
NO FIGHTING.
NOW, GIVE ME THE PHONE CORD.
HERE, LET'S SHARE.
NOW, GIVE ME THE PHONE CORD.
HERE, LET'S SHARE.
WHAT? HERE, LET'S SHARE.
WHAT? JUST FOUR MORE HOURS.
WHAT? JUST FOUR MORE HOURS.
JUST FOUR MORE-- JUST FOUR MORE HOURS.
JUST FOUR MORE-- AH! JUST FOUR MORE-- AH! HI.
AH! HI.
HEY, WHAT'S UP? HI.
HEY, WHAT'S UP? WELL, SINCE YOU'RE GROUNDED, HEY, WHAT'S UP? WELL, SINCE YOU'RE GROUNDED, I THOUGHT I'D BRING YOU WELL, SINCE YOU'RE GROUNDED, I THOUGHT I'D BRING YOU A LITTLE SURPRISE.
I THOUGHT I'D BRING YOU A LITTLE SURPRISE.
FROM YOTALLY TOGURT? A LITTLE SURPRISE.
FROM YOTALLY TOGURT? UH-HUH.
FROM YOTALLY TOGURT? UH-HUH.
AW, YEAH, FUDGE BLAST.
UH-HUH.
AW, YEAH, FUDGE BLAST.
THANKS, CHAR.
AW, YEAH, FUDGE BLAST.
THANKS, CHAR.
SURE.
THANKS, CHAR.
SURE.
SO, WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON SURE.
SO, WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON AT WORK? SO, WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON AT WORK? OH, YOU KNOW AT WORK? OH, YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH OH, YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH RAY'S EMAIL, I DID SOME RESEARCH I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH RAY'S EMAIL, I DID SOME RESEARCH ON A FEW CRIMINALS.
RAY'S EMAIL, I DID SOME RESEARCH ON A FEW CRIMINALS.
OH, AND I WENT ON PATROL ON A FEW CRIMINALS.
OH, AND I WENT ON PATROL WITH RAY.
OH, AND I WENT ON PATROL WITH RAY.
YOU WENT WHERE? WITH RAY.
YOU WENT WHERE? ON PATROL.
YOU WENT WHERE? ON PATROL.
YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES RAY ON PATROL.
YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES RAY JUST CRUISES AROUND YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES RAY JUST CRUISES AROUND IN THE MAN-COPTER JUST CRUISES AROUND IN THE MAN-COPTER MAKING SURE THE CITY'S OKAY.
IN THE MAN-COPTER MAKING SURE THE CITY'S OKAY.
YOU WENT UP WITH RAY MAKING SURE THE CITY'S OKAY.
YOU WENT UP WITH RAY IN THE MAN-COPTER? YOU WENT UP WITH RAY IN THE MAN-COPTER? YEAH.
IN THE MAN-COPTER? YEAH.
THAT'S MY JOB.
YEAH.
THAT'S MY JOB.
I KNOW, BUT-- THAT'S MY JOB.
I KNOW, BUT-- I'M KID DANGER.
I KNOW, BUT-- I'M KID DANGER.
I REALIZE THAT.
I'M KID DANGER.
I REALIZE THAT.
WOW.
I REALIZE THAT.
WOW.
WHAT? WOW.
WHAT? WOW.
WHAT? WOW.
WHAT? WOW.
WHAT? I JUST NEVER THOUGH WHAT? I JUST NEVER THOUGH YOU'D TRY TO STEAL MY JOB.
I JUST NEVER THOUGH YOU'D TRY TO STEAL MY JOB.
WHOA, WHOA THERE, MUNCHY.
YOU'D TRY TO STEAL MY JOB.
WHOA, WHOA THERE, MUNCHY.
RAY ASKED ME TO GO ON PATROL.
WHOA, WHOA THERE, MUNCHY.
RAY ASKED ME TO GO ON PATROL.
AND COME ON, YOU REALLY THINK RAY ASKED ME TO GO ON PATROL.
AND COME ON, YOU REALLY THINK I'D TRY AND REPLACE YOU AND COME ON, YOU REALLY THINK I'D TRY AND REPLACE YOU AS KID DANGER? I'D TRY AND REPLACE YOU AS KID DANGER? NAH.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
AS KID DANGER? NAH.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THANK YOU.
NAH.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THANK YOU.
I COULD NEVER BE REPLACED THANK YOU.
I COULD NEVER BE REPLACED BY A GIRL.
I COULD NEVER BE REPLACED BY A GIRL.
WHAT? BY A GIRL.
WHAT? "A GIRL?" WHAT? "A GIRL?" OH, I'M SORRY.
"A GIRL?" OH, I'M SORRY.
I MEANT YOUNG WOMAN.
OH, I'M SORRY.
I MEANT YOUNG WOMAN.
SAME THING.
I MEANT YOUNG WOMAN.
SAME THING.
WHAT'S WRONG? SAME THING.
WHAT'S WRONG? I WAS JUST SAYING THA-- WHAT'S WRONG? I WAS JUST SAYING THA-- SAY BYE BYE I WAS JUST SAYING THA-- SAY BYE BYE TO YOUR FUDGE BLAST.
SAY BYE BYE TO YOUR FUDGE BLAST.
NO, NO, NO.
TO YOUR FUDGE BLAST.
NO, NO, NO.
UGH.
NO, NO, NO.
UGH.
LATER.
UGH.
LATER.
WAIT, DON'T JUST LEAVE.
LATER.
WAIT, DON'T JUST LEAVE.
YOU KNOW, I WASN'T TRYING WAIT, DON'T JUST LEAVE.
YOU KNOW, I WASN'T TRYING TO TAKE YOUR JOB BEFORE, YOU KNOW, I WASN'T TRYING TO TAKE YOUR JOB BEFORE, BUT MAYBE NOW I WILL.
TO TAKE YOUR JOB BEFORE, BUT MAYBE NOW I WILL.
AW, CHARLOTTE! BUT MAYBE NOW I WILL.
AW, CHARLOTTE! AW, THAT SQUIRREL'S EATING AW, CHARLOTTE! AW, THAT SQUIRREL'S EATING MY FUDGE BLAST.
AW, THAT SQUIRREL'S EATING MY FUDGE BLAST.
[ SQUIRREL SQUEAKING .]
MY FUDGE BLAST.
[ SQUIRREL SQUEAKING .]
QUIT THAT! [ SQUIRREL SQUEAKING .]
QUIT THAT! [ SCREAMING .]
QUIT THAT! [ SCREAMING .]
[ THUD .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ THUD .]
[ GRUNT .]
[ THUD .]
[ GRUNT .]
[ ELEVATOR DINGS .]
[ GRUNT .]
[ ELEVATOR DINGS .]
OKAY, NOBODY SAY ANYTHING [ ELEVATOR DINGS .]
OKAY, NOBODY SAY ANYTHING TO UPSET ME.
OKAY, NOBODY SAY ANYTHING TO UPSET ME.
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO UPSET ME.
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO UPSET YOU.
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO UPSET YOU.
UH-OH.
WHAT'S WRONG? TO UPSET YOU.
UH-OH.
WHAT'S WRONG? THERE'S AN ILLEGAL PIG FARM UH-OH.
WHAT'S WRONG? THERE'S AN ILLEGAL PIG FARM ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF TOWN.
THERE'S AN ILLEGAL PIG FARM ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF TOWN.
ILLEGAL? ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF TOWN.
ILLEGAL? YEP.
ILLEGAL? YEP.
THERE'S A VERY BAD PIG FARMER YEP.
THERE'S A VERY BAD PIG FARMER OUT THERE, AND I'M GOING THERE'S A VERY BAD PIG FARMER OUT THERE, AND I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE HE GOES OUT THERE, AND I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE HE GOES WEE WEE WEE ALL THE WAY TO JAIL.
TO MAKE SURE HE GOES WEE WEE WEE ALL THE WAY TO JAIL.
I'LL GO WITH YOU.
WEE WEE WEE ALL THE WAY TO JAIL.
I'LL GO WITH YOU.
NO, CHARLOTTE, I'LL GO WITH YOU.
NO, CHARLOTTE, THIS IS NOT JUS NO, CHARLOTTE, THIS IS NOT JUS A ROUTINE PATROL, THIS IS NOT JUS A ROUTINE PATROL, THIS IS A REAL CRIME SITUATION A ROUTINE PATROL, THIS IS A REAL CRIME SITUATION AND IT COULD BE DANGEROUS.
THIS IS A REAL CRIME SITUATION AND IT COULD BE DANGEROUS.
I GET IT.
AND IT COULD BE DANGEROUS.
I GET IT.
LET ME FILL IN AS YOUR SIDEKICK.
I GET IT.
LET ME FILL IN AS YOUR SIDEKICK.
YOU CAN'T BE MY SIDEKICK.
LET ME FILL IN AS YOUR SIDEKICK.
YOU CAN'T BE MY SIDEKICK.
YOU'RE A-- YOU CAN'T BE MY SIDEKICK.
YOU'RE A-- I'M A WHAT? YOU'RE A-- I'M A WHAT? YOU'RE I'M A WHAT? YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
GOOD.
COMING WITH ME.
GOOD.
SCHWOZ, TOSS ME GOOD.
SCHWOZ, TOSS ME HENRY'S BACKUP GUMBALL TUBE.
SCHWOZ, TOSS ME HENRY'S BACKUP GUMBALL TUBE.
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
HENRY'S BACKUP GUMBALL TUBE.
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE I'M NOT QUALIFIED OH, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE I'M NOT QUALIFIED TO GIVE GUM TO PEOPLE.
MAYBE I'M NOT QUALIFIED TO GIVE GUM TO PEOPLE.
GIVE HER THE GUM! TO GIVE GUM TO PEOPLE.
GIVE HER THE GUM! DOH.
GIVE HER THE GUM! DOH.
BUBBLE TIME.
DOH.
BUBBLE TIME.
HUH.
BUBBLE TIME.
HUH.
LET'S GO.
HUH.
LET'S GO.
WAIT FOR ME.
LET'S GO.
WAIT FOR ME.
BOTH: UP THE TUBE! WAIT FOR ME.
BOTH: UP THE TUBE! BYE! BOTH: UP THE TUBE! BYE! BYE! BYE! BYE! WAIT! BYE! WAIT! YOU'RE STILL GROUNDED.
WAIT! YOU'RE STILL GROUNDED.
NO WE'RE NOT! YOU'RE STILL GROUNDED.
NO WE'RE NOT! TIME'S UP! NO WE'RE NOT! TIME'S UP! NO.
TIME'S UP! NO.
YOU HAVE TWO MORE MINUTES.
NO.
YOU HAVE TWO MORE MINUTES.
OH, COME ON, YOU HAVE TWO MORE MINUTES.
OH, COME ON, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THAT MOM.
OH, COME ON, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THAT MOM.
[ WINDOW KNOCKING .]
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THAT MOM.
[ WINDOW KNOCKING .]
HEY! CAN I COME IN? [ WINDOW KNOCKING .]
HEY! CAN I COME IN? OKAY, WHO'S READY HEY! CAN I COME IN? OKAY, WHO'S READY FOR ANOTHER LIFE HACK? OKAY, WHO'S READY FOR ANOTHER LIFE HACK? JASPER FOR ANOTHER LIFE HACK? JASPER WE HAVE TWO PEOPLE COMING JASPER WE HAVE TWO PEOPLE COMING OVER HERE TO INTERVIEW US.
WE HAVE TWO PEOPLE COMING OVER HERE TO INTERVIEW US.
AND WE HAVE TO LOOK LIKE OVER HERE TO INTERVIEW US.
AND WE HAVE TO LOOK LIKE THE PERFECT FAMILY.
AND WE HAVE TO LOOK LIKE THE PERFECT FAMILY.
OKAY, I'LL LEAVE.
THE PERFECT FAMILY.
OKAY, I'LL LEAVE.
THANK YOU.
OKAY, I'LL LEAVE.
THANK YOU.
BYE.
THANK YOU.
BYE.
SEE YOU.
BYE.
SEE YOU.
LATER.
SEE YOU.
LATER.
AFTER I SHOW YOU LATER.
AFTER I SHOW YOU THIS LIFE HACK.
AFTER I SHOW YOU THIS LIFE HACK.
OH.
THIS LIFE HACK.
OH.
COME ON.
OH.
COME ON.
OKAY.
COME ON.
OKAY.
YOU HAVE A VICIOUS DOG OKAY.
YOU HAVE A VICIOUS DOG AND YOU WANT TO TAKE HIM YOU HAVE A VICIOUS DOG AND YOU WANT TO TAKE HIM FOR A WALK, AND YOU WANT TO TAKE HIM FOR A WALK, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A LEASH.
FOR A WALK, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A LEASH.
JUST GET A BUNCH BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A LEASH.
JUST GET A BUNCH OF YOUR MOM'S BRAS, JUST GET A BUNCH OF YOUR MOM'S BRAS, TIE THEM TOGETHER, OF YOUR MOM'S BRAS, TIE THEM TOGETHER, AND YOU GOT A LEASH.
TIE THEM TOGETHER, AND YOU GOT A LEASH.
LIFE HACK.
AND YOU GOT A LEASH.
LIFE HACK.
OKAY, THAT'S PRETTY SMART.
LIFE HACK.
OKAY, THAT'S PRETTY SMART.
I'M SORRY, OKAY, THAT'S PRETTY SMART.
I'M SORRY, BUT DID YOU SAY COME IN? I'M SORRY, BUT DID YOU SAY COME IN? I THOUGHT I HEARD-- BUT DID YOU SAY COME IN? I THOUGHT I HEARD-- [ DOG BARKING .]
I THOUGHT I HEARD-- [ DOG BARKING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ DOG BARKING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO PU [ SCREAMING .]
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO PU OUR FAMILY ON THEIR HOMEPAGE.
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO PU OUR FAMILY ON THEIR HOMEPAGE.
NOPE.
OUR FAMILY ON THEIR HOMEPAGE.
NOPE.
NOT A CHANCE.
NOPE.
NOT A CHANCE.
I THOUGHT BRAS WERE STRONGER.
NOT A CHANCE.
I THOUGHT BRAS WERE STRONGER.
[ PHONE ALARM BEEPING .]
I THOUGHT BRAS WERE STRONGER.
[ PHONE ALARM BEEPING .]
YES.
THAT'S IT.
[ PHONE ALARM BEEPING .]
YES.
THAT'S IT.
24 HOURS IS UP.
YES.
THAT'S IT.
24 HOURS IS UP.
CAN I GO NOW? 24 HOURS IS UP.
CAN I GO NOW? GO.
CAN I GO NOW? GO.
WAIT, TAKE JASPER GO.
WAIT, TAKE JASPER WITH YOU.
WAIT, TAKE JASPER WITH YOU.
[ SCREAMING .]
WITH YOU.
[ SCREAMING .]
[ THUD .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ THUD .]
[ GRUNT .]
[ THUD .]
[ GRUNT .]
[ ELEVATOR DINGS .]
[ GRUNT .]
[ ELEVATOR DINGS .]
I'M BACK! [ ELEVATOR DINGS .]
I'M BACK! I'M NOT GROUNDED ANYMORE! I'M BACK! I'M NOT GROUNDED ANYMORE! HELLO, HENRY.
I'M NOT GROUNDED ANYMORE! HELLO, HENRY.
WHERE'S RAY? HELLO, HENRY.
WHERE'S RAY? HE WENT TO CAPTURE WHERE'S RAY? HE WENT TO CAPTURE A BAD PIG FARMER HE WENT TO CAPTURE A BAD PIG FARMER WITH CHARLOTTE.
A BAD PIG FARMER WITH CHARLOTTE.
OH, I KNEW IT.
WITH CHARLOTTE.
OH, I KNEW IT.
DANG DAGGIT! OH, I KNEW IT.
DANG DAGGIT! DO YOU KNOW WHEN DANG DAGGIT! DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEY'RE GOING TO BE BACK? DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEY'RE GOING TO BE BACK? YEAH, ANY MINUTE.
THEY'RE GOING TO BE BACK? YEAH, ANY MINUTE.
WHY'D YOU PUT DOWN A TARP? YEAH, ANY MINUTE.
WHY'D YOU PUT DOWN A TARP? RAY CALLED ME.
WHY'D YOU PUT DOWN A TARP? RAY CALLED ME.
HE SAID HE'S ON HIS WAY BACK, RAY CALLED ME.
HE SAID HE'S ON HIS WAY BACK, AND HE TOLD ME HE SAID HE'S ON HIS WAY BACK, AND HE TOLD ME TO PUT DOWN A TARP.
AND HE TOLD ME TO PUT DOWN A TARP.
APPARENTLY THIS IS TO PUT DOWN A TARP.
APPARENTLY THIS IS ALL I'M GOOD FOR.
APPARENTLY THIS IS ALL I'M GOOD FOR.
[ BEEPING .]
ALL I'M GOOD FOR.
[ BEEPING .]
HENRY! [ BEEPING .]
HENRY! YOU'RE BACK! HENRY! YOU'RE BACK! WHERE'S YOUR NEW SIDEKICK? YOU'RE BACK! WHERE'S YOUR NEW SIDEKICK? OH, YOU MEAN CHARLOTTE? WHERE'S YOUR NEW SIDEKICK? OH, YOU MEAN CHARLOTTE? SHE'LL BE DOWN IN A SEC.
OH, YOU MEAN CHARLOTTE? SHE'LL BE DOWN IN A SEC.
SHE WAS AMAZING TODAY.
SHE'LL BE DOWN IN A SEC.
SHE WAS AMAZING TODAY.
OOH, I BET.
SHE WAS AMAZING TODAY.
OOH, I BET.
SO GET THIS, OOH, I BET.
SO GET THIS, WE'RE TRYING TO CAPTURE SO GET THIS, WE'RE TRYING TO CAPTURE THIS ILLEGAL PIG FARMER, WE'RE TRYING TO CAPTURE THIS ILLEGAL PIG FARMER, BUT HE SEES US COMING THIS ILLEGAL PIG FARMER, BUT HE SEES US COMING SO HE TAKES OFF RUNNING.
BUT HE SEES US COMING SO HE TAKES OFF RUNNING.
I WAS GOING TO ZAP HIM, SO HE TAKES OFF RUNNING.
I WAS GOING TO ZAP HIM, BUT I WAS WORRIED I MIGHT HI I WAS GOING TO ZAP HIM, BUT I WAS WORRIED I MIGHT HI ONE OF THE PIGS BY MISTAKE.
BUT I WAS WORRIED I MIGHT HI ONE OF THE PIGS BY MISTAKE.
YEAH, WE DON'T WAN ONE OF THE PIGS BY MISTAKE.
YEAH, WE DON'T WAN ANYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN TO A PIG.
YEAH, WE DON'T WAN ANYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN TO A PIG.
SO, CHARLOTTE, SHE JUMPS ANYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN TO A PIG.
SO, CHARLOTTE, SHE JUMPS ON THE BIG PIG AND STARTS RIDING SO, CHARLOTTE, SHE JUMPS ON THE BIG PIG AND STARTS RIDING AFTER THE FARMER.
ON THE BIG PIG AND STARTS RIDING AFTER THE FARMER.
THEN SHE CATCHES UP TO HIM, AFTER THE FARMER.
THEN SHE CATCHES UP TO HIM, THEN SHE JUMPS OFF THEN SHE CATCHES UP TO HIM, THEN SHE JUMPS OFF AND TACKLES THE GUY THEN SHE JUMPS OFF AND TACKLES THE GUY RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE AND TACKLES THE GUY RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A PIG PEN.
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A PIG PEN.
[ BEEPING .]
OF A PIG PEN.
[ BEEPING .]
ALL: OOH.
[ BEEPING .]
ALL: OOH.
AND THAT'S WHY ALL: OOH.
AND THAT'S WHY WE NEEDED THE TARP.
AND THAT'S WHY WE NEEDED THE TARP.
HERE'S A TISSUE.
WE NEEDED THE TARP.
HERE'S A TISSUE.
THAT'S NOT HELPING.
HERE'S A TISSUE.
THAT'S NOT HELPING.
OOH, WHY ARE YOU SO MAD? THAT'S NOT HELPING.
OOH, WHY ARE YOU SO MAD? IT'S JUST A LITTLE PIG SLOP.
OOH, WHY ARE YOU SO MAD? IT'S JUST A LITTLE PIG SLOP.
I'M NOT MAD IT'S JUST A LITTLE PIG SLOP.
I'M NOT MAD ABOUT THE PIG SLOP.
I'M NOT MAD ABOUT THE PIG SLOP.
I'M MAD BECAUSE A FRIEND OF MINE ABOUT THE PIG SLOP.
I'M MAD BECAUSE A FRIEND OF MINE CALLED ME A JOB STEALER, I'M MAD BECAUSE A FRIEND OF MINE CALLED ME A JOB STEALER, AND HE SAID I COULDN'T BE CALLED ME A JOB STEALER, AND HE SAID I COULDN'T BE A SIDEKICK BECAUSE I'M A GIRL.
AND HE SAID I COULDN'T BE A SIDEKICK BECAUSE I'M A GIRL.
I CHANGED IT TO YOUNG WOMAN.
A SIDEKICK BECAUSE I'M A GIRL.
I CHANGED IT TO YOUNG WOMAN.
SAME THING.
I CHANGED IT TO YOUNG WOMAN.
SAME THING.
CHARLOTTE WAS NOT TRYING SAME THING.
CHARLOTTE WAS NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR JOB.
CHARLOTTE WAS NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR JOB.
I WAS.
TO STEAL YOUR JOB.
I WAS.
HE WAS.
I WAS.
HE WAS.
WELL HE WAS.
WELL I GUESS WELL I GUESS SINCE YOU RODE A LARGE PIG I GUESS SINCE YOU RODE A LARGE PIG AND TACKLED A FARMER SINCE YOU RODE A LARGE PIG AND TACKLED A FARMER I GUESS YOU CAN DO MY JOB.
AND TACKLED A FARMER I GUESS YOU CAN DO MY JOB.
THANKS.
I GUESS YOU CAN DO MY JOB.
THANKS.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO YOUR JOB.
THANKS.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO YOUR JOB.
YOU DON'T? BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO YOUR JOB.
YOU DON'T? NO.
YOU DON'T? NO.
I DON'T WANT TO BE RUNNING NO.
I DON'T WANT TO BE RUNNING AFTER BAD GUYS I DON'T WANT TO BE RUNNING AFTER BAD GUYS AND EVIL CRIMINALS, FIGHTING, AFTER BAD GUYS AND EVIL CRIMINALS, FIGHTING, AND GETTING ALL DISGUSTING.
AND EVIL CRIMINALS, FIGHTING, AND GETTING ALL DISGUSTING.
I'LL DO IT.
AND GETTING ALL DISGUSTING.
I'LL DO IT.
SCHWOZ.
I'LL DO IT.
SCHWOZ.
AM I GOING TO HAVE SCHWOZ.
AM I GOING TO HAVE TO TURN YOU OVER MY KNEE? AM I GOING TO HAVE TO TURN YOU OVER MY KNEE? NO.
TO TURN YOU OVER MY KNEE? NO.
NO SPANKY.
NO.
NO SPANKY.
SO NO SPANKY.
SO FORGIVE ME? SO FORGIVE ME? I WILL FORGIVE ME? I WILL AFTER WE HUG.
I WILL AFTER WE HUG.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
AFTER WE HUG.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
PLEASE DON'T.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
PLEASE DON'T.
YEAH, THAT'S MY BABY.
PLEASE DON'T.
YEAH, THAT'S MY BABY.
THAT'S NICE.
YEAH, THAT'S MY BABY.
THAT'S NICE.
I'LL BE IN THE SHOWER.
THAT'S NICE.
I'LL BE IN THE SHOWER.
I'M JUST TEXTING.
I'LL BE IN THE SHOWER.
I'M JUST TEXTING.
[ SNAPS PICTURE .]
I'M JUST TEXTING.
[ SNAPS PICTURE .]
PLEASE SPANK HIM.
[ SNAPS PICTURE .]
PLEASE SPANK HIM.
COME HERE, SCHWOZ.
PLEASE SPANK HIM.
COME HERE, SCHWOZ.
NO, NO, NO.
COME HERE, SCHWOZ.
NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO.
OH.
[ OVEN BELL .]
HEY! HEY, I GOT ANOTHER ONE! AW, WHAT A CUTE BABY.
AW, AREN'T YOU A CUTE LITTLE GUY? HERE.
MAN, HOW MANY BABIES DID SHE HAVE DOWN THERE? I'M NOT SURE.
I'LL CHECK FOR MORE.
HELLO? ANY MORE BABIES DOWN HERE? HELLO? MA'AM, CAN I TALK WITH YOU? WHAT? COULD YOU STOP EATING THE CHEESE FOR A MINUTE? DID YOU REALLY THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO CRAWL DOWN INTO A SEWER TO GIVE BIRTH? THAT'S HOW WE DO I WHERE I COME FROM.
WHERE DO YOU COME FROM? THE SEWER.
OKAY.
I THINK THIS IS THE LAST BABY.
HEY, KID, WHY DON'T YOU KNOCK OFF AND GO HOME? YOU SURE? YEAH, IT'S ALREADY PAST MIDNIGHT AND YOU GOT SCHOOL IN THE MORNING.
OH! I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE ME ANOTHER BABY! OH, NO.
ANOTHER ONE? I GOT TO GET BACK IN THAT SEWER! NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO.
[ YELLING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN AND WHY ARE YOU SNEAKING INTO YOUR ROOM AT ONE IN THE MORNING? BECAUSE I WAS OUT MOON BATHING.
MOON BATHING? YEAH.
CHECK OUT MY MOON TAN.
I'M TELLING MOM AND DAD YOU SNUCK OUT.
FINE.
YOU SNUCK OUT.
FINE.
TELL THEM.
FINE.
TELL THEM.
I WILL.
TELL THEM.
I WILL.
NO, PLEASE DON'T TELL THEM! I WILL.
NO, PLEASE DON'T TELL THEM! COME ON, I'M A NICE BROTHER, NO, PLEASE DON'T TELL THEM! COME ON, I'M A NICE BROTHER, AND YOU'RE SO SWEET AND CUTE.
COME ON, I'M A NICE BROTHER, AND YOU'RE SO SWEET AND CUTE.
YOU DON'T WANT TO GET ME AND YOU'RE SO SWEET AND CUTE.
YOU DON'T WANT TO GET ME IN TROUBLE.
YOU DON'T WANT TO GET ME IN TROUBLE.
PLEASE? IN TROUBLE.
PLEASE? PROMISE ME? PLEASE? PROMISE ME? ALL RIGHT.
PROMISE ME? ALL RIGHT.
I PROMISE.
ALL RIGHT.
I PROMISE.
HENRY SNUCK OUT OF HIS ROOM I PROMISE.
HENRY SNUCK OUT OF HIS ROOM LAST NIGH HENRY SNUCK OUT OF HIS ROOM LAST NIGH AND DIDN'T SNEAK BACK IN LAST NIGH AND DIDN'T SNEAK BACK IN UNTIL ONE IN THE MORNING.
AND DIDN'T SNEAK BACK IN UNTIL ONE IN THE MORNING.
[ GASPING .]
UNTIL ONE IN THE MORNING.
[ GASPING .]
WELL, LAST SATURDAY NIGH [ GASPING .]
WELL, LAST SATURDAY NIGH WHILE YOU GUYS WERE OUT, WELL, LAST SATURDAY NIGH WHILE YOU GUYS WERE OUT, PIPER AND HER FRIEND MARLA WHILE YOU GUYS WERE OUT, PIPER AND HER FRIEND MARLA WATCHED "FRENCH BASEMENT.
" PIPER AND HER FRIEND MARLA WATCHED "FRENCH BASEMENT.
" [ GASPING .]
WATCHED "FRENCH BASEMENT.
" [ GASPING .]
PIPER.
[ GASPING .]
PIPER.
THAT MOVIE IS RATED R.
PIPER.
THAT MOVIE IS RATED R.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED THAT MOVIE IS RATED R.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH R-RATED MOVIES.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH R-RATED MOVIES.
COME ON, I DIDN'T HEAR TO WATCH R-RATED MOVIES.
COME ON, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING I HADN'T HEARD BEFORE.
COME ON, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING I HADN'T HEARD BEFORE.
WELL, GUESS WHAT? ANYTHING I HADN'T HEARD BEFORE.
WELL, GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED WELL, GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS.
YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS.
BOOM.
FOR TWO WEEKS.
BOOM.
OH, COME ON.
BOOM.
OH, COME ON.
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
OH, COME ON.
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
I SAID, BOOM! THAT'S NOT FAIR.
I SAID, BOOM! IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
I SAID, BOOM! IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
MY DAD WAS IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED.
MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB.
AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB.
AND BY ACCIDENT, I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB.
AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AH! HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AH! I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AH! I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND ME I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND ME A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
AND ME A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
NOW I PROTEC I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
NOW I PROTEC THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
NOW I PROTEC THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
WHO CALL ME THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
WHO CALL ME HE TURNED OUT TO BE WHO CALL ME HE TURNED OUT TO BE YOU KNOW THE NAME.
HE TURNED OUT TO BE YOU KNOW THE NAME.
CAPTAIN MAN! YOU KNOW THE NAME.
CAPTAIN MAN! THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
CAPTAIN MAN! THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
IN TIME, I REALIZED THA THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
IN TIME, I REALIZED THA BEING A SUPERHERO IN TIME, I REALIZED THA BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
HE WANTED SOME HELP.
IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
HE WANTED SOME HELP.
I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
HE WANTED SOME HELP.
I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
I, HENRY HART I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
I, HENRY HART PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER I, HENRY HART PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S TELL ANYONE THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK.
THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK.
IT IS DONE.
SECRET SIDEKICK.
IT IS DONE.
NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
IT IS DONE.
NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
AND FIGHT CRIME.
NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
AND FIGHT CRIME.
FEELS GOOD.
CALL IT.
UP THE TUBE! OH, MY BOOT.
HA! HEY, RAY.
RAY? SNIFF THIS FLOWER.
ALL RIGHT.
[ SNIFFS .]
MM.
SMELLS NICE.
WHAT IS THAT, A DAFFODIL? DANG DAGGIT, SCHWOZ! YOU GOT PROBLEMS! [ SCREAMING .]
[ THUD .]
[ GRUNT .]
[ ELEVATOR DINGS .]
SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING BLEW UP IN HERE.
[ CHUCKLING .]
BLEW UP IN HERE.
[ CHUCKLING .]
YOU'RE A SICK PERSON.
[ CHUCKLING .]
YOU'RE A SICK PERSON.
[ RINGING .]
YOU'RE A SICK PERSON.
[ RINGING .]
THAT'S HENRY.
[ RINGING .]
THAT'S HENRY.
HE WANTS TO HOLOGRAM CHAT.
THAT'S HENRY.
HE WANTS TO HOLOGRAM CHAT.
I'LL TAKE IT.
HE WANTS TO HOLOGRAM CHAT.
I'LL TAKE IT.
HEY, HENRY, WHAT'S UP? I'LL TAKE IT.
HEY, HENRY, WHAT'S UP? BAD NEWS, I CAN'T COME HEY, HENRY, WHAT'S UP? BAD NEWS, I CAN'T COME TO WORK FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.
BAD NEWS, I CAN'T COME TO WORK FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.
OKAY.
TO WORK FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.
OKAY.
I'M REALLY SORRY, OKAY.
I'M REALLY SORRY, BUT I GOT GROUNDED I'M REALLY SORRY, BUT I GOT GROUNDED AND MY PARENTS BUT I GOT GROUNDED AND MY PARENTS ARE ONLY LETTING ME AND MY PARENTS ARE ONLY LETTING ME GO TO SCHOOL.
ARE ONLY LETTING ME GO TO SCHOOL.
THAT'S IT.
GO TO SCHOOL.
THAT'S IT.
I VOLUNTEER TO FILL IN THAT'S IT.
I VOLUNTEER TO FILL IN AS YOUR SIDEKICK.
I VOLUNTEER TO FILL IN AS YOUR SIDEKICK.
NO.
AS YOUR SIDEKICK.
NO.
COME ON.
NO.
COME ON.
WE COULD BE COME ON.
WE COULD BE CAPTAIN MAN AND SCHWOZZAM! WE COULD BE CAPTAIN MAN AND SCHWOZZAM! GROSS.
CAPTAIN MAN AND SCHWOZZAM! GROSS.
DOH.
GROSS.
DOH.
I'M SORRY, KID, DOH.
I'M SORRY, KID, WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT? I'M SORRY, KID, WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT? I WAS TELLING YOU WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT? I WAS TELLING YOU THAT I'M GROUNDED I WAS TELLING YOU THAT I'M GROUNDED SO I CAN'T BE YOUR SIDEKICK THAT I'M GROUNDED SO I CAN'T BE YOUR SIDEKICK FOR TWO WHOLE WEEKS.
SO I CAN'T BE YOUR SIDEKICK FOR TWO WHOLE WEEKS.
OH, YEAH.
BUMMER.
FOR TWO WHOLE WEEKS.
OH, YEAH.
BUMMER.
I HAD AN IMPORTANT JOB OH, YEAH.
BUMMER.
I HAD AN IMPORTANT JOB FOR YOU TODAY.
I HAD AN IMPORTANT JOB FOR YOU TODAY.
WHAT? FOR YOU TODAY.
WHAT? THERE'S THIS NEW WHAT? THERE'S THIS NEW BARBECUE PLACE DOWNTOWN.
THERE'S THIS NEW BARBECUE PLACE DOWNTOWN.
I WAS GOING TO GET YOU BARBECUE PLACE DOWNTOWN.
I WAS GOING TO GET YOU TO PICK ME UP A SLAB OF RIBS.
I WAS GOING TO GET YOU TO PICK ME UP A SLAB OF RIBS.
I'LL ORDER SOME RIBS TO PICK ME UP A SLAB OF RIBS.
I'LL ORDER SOME RIBS AND HAVE THEM DELIVERED.
I'LL ORDER SOME RIBS AND HAVE THEM DELIVERED.
COOL.
AND HAVE THEM DELIVERED.
COOL.
LATER, HENRY.
COOL.
LATER, HENRY.
BUT LATER, HENRY.
BUT BUT WHO'S GOING TO HELP YOU BUT BUT WHO'S GOING TO HELP YOU FIGHT CRIME WHILE I'M GROUNDED? BUT WHO'S GOING TO HELP YOU FIGHT CRIME WHILE I'M GROUNDED? I CAN HANDLE THINGS.
FIGHT CRIME WHILE I'M GROUNDED? I CAN HANDLE THINGS.
RAY, YOU WANT BEEF RIBS I CAN HANDLE THINGS.
RAY, YOU WANT BEEF RIBS OR PORK? RAY, YOU WANT BEEF RIBS OR PORK? PORK.
OR PORK? PORK.
HENRY, I GOT TO GO.
PORK.
HENRY, I GOT TO GO.
BUT HENRY, I GOT TO GO.
BUT BYE, HENRY! BUT BYE, HENRY! WAIT, I-- BYE, HENRY! WAIT, I-- I WANT RIBS.
WAIT, I-- I WANT RIBS.
I HATE BEING GROUNDED.
I WANT RIBS.
I HATE BEING GROUNDED.
THANKS A LOT.
I HATE BEING GROUNDED.
THANKS A LOT.
WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE THANKS A LOT.
WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE TOLD ON YOU WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE TOLD ON YOU IF YOU HADN'T TOLD ON ME.
TOLD ON YOU IF YOU HADN'T TOLD ON ME.
OKAY, WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS? IF YOU HADN'T TOLD ON ME.
OKAY, WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS? PIPER, YOU BETTER NOT-- OKAY, WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS? PIPER, YOU BETTER NOT-- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR COUCH? PIPER, YOU BETTER NOT-- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR COUCH? JUST HELP ME, PLEASE.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR COUCH? JUST HELP ME, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
JUST HELP ME, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.
HEY! THANK YOU.
HEY! WHAT'S JASPER DOING HERE? HEY! WHAT'S JASPER DOING HERE? YOU'RE GROUNDED.
WHAT'S JASPER DOING HERE? YOU'RE GROUNDED.
MOM SAID THA YOU'RE GROUNDED.
MOM SAID THA JASPER AND CHARLOTTE MOM SAID THA JASPER AND CHARLOTTE CAN STILL COME OVER.
JASPER AND CHARLOTTE CAN STILL COME OVER.
NO ONE ASKED ME CAN STILL COME OVER.
NO ONE ASKED ME HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT.
NO ONE ASKED ME HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT.
THAT IS TRUE.
HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT.
THAT IS TRUE.
HENRY'S GOING TO HELP ME THAT IS TRUE.
HENRY'S GOING TO HELP ME MAKE LIFE HACK VIDEOS.
HENRY'S GOING TO HELP ME MAKE LIFE HACK VIDEOS.
NO I'M NOT.
MAKE LIFE HACK VIDEOS.
NO I'M NOT.
WHAT ARE LIFE HACK VIDEOS? NO I'M NOT.
WHAT ARE LIFE HACK VIDEOS? OH, YOU'RE SO OLD.
WHAT ARE LIFE HACK VIDEOS? OH, YOU'RE SO OLD.
A LIFE HACK IS WHEN, LIKE, OH, YOU'RE SO OLD.
A LIFE HACK IS WHEN, LIKE, WHEN YOU HAVE SOME PROBLEM, A LIFE HACK IS WHEN, LIKE, WHEN YOU HAVE SOME PROBLEM, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU HAVE SOME PROBLEM, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE A COOL QUICK FIX.
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE A COOL QUICK FIX.
RIGHT.
A COOL QUICK FIX.
RIGHT.
LIKE, LET'S SAY YOU GOT TO PEE, RIGHT.
LIKE, LET'S SAY YOU GOT TO PEE, BUT THERE'S NO BATHROOM NEARBY.
LIKE, LET'S SAY YOU GOT TO PEE, BUT THERE'S NO BATHROOM NEARBY.
PEE IN A JAR.
BUT THERE'S NO BATHROOM NEARBY.
PEE IN A JAR.
LIFE HACK.
PEE IN A JAR.
LIFE HACK.
I'M GOING FOR A WALK.
LIFE HACK.
I'M GOING FOR A WALK.
YOU WANT TO TAKE I'M GOING FOR A WALK.
YOU WANT TO TAKE A JAR WITH YOU? YOU WANT TO TAKE A JAR WITH YOU? NO, I DO-- A JAR WITH YOU? NO, I DO-- ALL RIGHT.
NO, I DO-- ALL RIGHT.
YOU READY? ALL RIGHT.
YOU READY? I REALLY DON'T WAN YOU READY? I REALLY DON'T WAN TO HELP YOU MAKE I REALLY DON'T WAN TO HELP YOU MAKE LIFE HACK VIDEOS.
TO HELP YOU MAKE LIFE HACK VIDEOS.
YEAH, YOU DO.
LIFE HACK VIDEOS.
YEAH, YOU DO.
I REALLY DON'T.
YEAH, YOU DO.
I REALLY DON'T.
GO.
I REALLY DON'T.
GO.
NEED TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH, GO.
NEED TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH, BUT YOU'RE OUT OF TOOTHPASTE? NEED TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH, BUT YOU'RE OUT OF TOOTHPASTE? GET SOME MAYONNAISE.
BUT YOU'RE OUT OF TOOTHPASTE? GET SOME MAYONNAISE.
PICK SOME FRESH MIN GET SOME MAYONNAISE.
PICK SOME FRESH MIN FROM YOUR GARDEN.
PICK SOME FRESH MIN FROM YOUR GARDEN.
GRAB SOME SAND FROM A BEACH FROM YOUR GARDEN.
GRAB SOME SAND FROM A BEACH OR A PLAYGROUND.
GRAB SOME SAND FROM A BEACH OR A PLAYGROUND.
COMBINE AND BLEND.
OR A PLAYGROUND.
COMBINE AND BLEND.
LIFE HACK.
COMBINE AND BLEND.
LIFE HACK.
OR YOU COULD JUS LIFE HACK.
OR YOU COULD JUS GO BUY SOME MORE TOOTHPASTE.
OR YOU COULD JUS GO BUY SOME MORE TOOTHPASTE.
JUST TURN OFF THE CAMERA.
GO BUY SOME MORE TOOTHPASTE.
JUST TURN OFF THE CAMERA.
TASTE GOOD? JUST TURN OFF THE CAMERA.
TASTE GOOD? JUST TURN OFF THE CAMERA! TASTE GOOD? JUST TURN OFF THE CAMERA! GOD, IT'S AWFUL! JUST TURN OFF THE CAMERA! GOD, IT'S AWFUL! SO, YOU HAVE TWO CHILDREN? GOD, IT'S AWFUL! SO, YOU HAVE TWO CHILDREN? OH, YES, WE SURE DO.
SO, YOU HAVE TWO CHILDREN? OH, YES, WE SURE DO.
FABULOUS KIDS.
OH, YES, WE SURE DO.
FABULOUS KIDS.
MY SON IS REALLY THE MOST-- FABULOUS KIDS.
MY SON IS REALLY THE MOST-- HEY! MY SON IS REALLY THE MOST-- HEY! DON'T YOU CLOSE THAT DOOR! HEY! DON'T YOU CLOSE THAT DOOR! I MEAN IT! DON'T YOU CLOSE THAT DOOR! I MEAN IT! SORRY, WHAT DID YOU SAY? I MEAN IT! SORRY, WHAT DID YOU SAY? PIPER, IS THERE A PROBLEM? SORRY, WHAT DID YOU SAY? PIPER, IS THERE A PROBLEM? YES.
PIPER, IS THERE A PROBLEM? YES.
ON THE WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL, YES.
ON THE WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL, HENRY KEPT TRYING TO TALK TO ME.
ON THE WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL, HENRY KEPT TRYING TO TALK TO ME.
YOU SLAMMED THE DOOR HENRY KEPT TRYING TO TALK TO ME.
YOU SLAMMED THE DOOR IN MY FACE.
YOU SLAMMED THE DOOR IN MY FACE.
HEY, STOP, STOP.
IN MY FACE.
HEY, STOP, STOP.
BUT SHE MAKES ME SO MAD.
HEY, STOP, STOP.
BUT SHE MAKES ME SO MAD.
YOU KNOW, I'M GOING UPSTAIRS.
BUT SHE MAKES ME SO MAD.
YOU KNOW, I'M GOING UPSTAIRS.
YOU KNOW, GO, THEN.
YOU KNOW, I'M GOING UPSTAIRS.
YOU KNOW, GO, THEN.
THEY DON'T REALLY TALK YOU KNOW, GO, THEN.
THEY DON'T REALLY TALK TO EACH OTHER THAT WAY.
THEY DON'T REALLY TALK TO EACH OTHER THAT WAY.
THEY'RE JUST REHEARSING TO EACH OTHER THAT WAY.
THEY'RE JUST REHEARSING FOR A SCHOOL PLAY.
THEY'RE JUST REHEARSING FOR A SCHOOL PLAY.
ARE YOU LYING TO US? FOR A SCHOOL PLAY.
ARE YOU LYING TO US? YES.
ARE YOU LYING TO US? YES.
HENRY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEE YES.
HENRY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEE ELAINE MORONGO HENRY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEE ELAINE MORONGO AND PARNELL CHEWMASH.
ELAINE MORONGO AND PARNELL CHEWMASH.
THEY'RE IN CHARGE AND PARNELL CHEWMASH.
THEY'RE IN CHARGE OF SWELLVIEWTODAY.
COM.
THEY'RE IN CHARGE OF SWELLVIEWTODAY.
COM.
THEY MIGHT PICK US OF SWELLVIEWTODAY.
COM.
THEY MIGHT PICK US TO BE THE SWELLVIEW FAMILY THEY MIGHT PICK US TO BE THE SWELLVIEW FAMILY OF THE WEEK.
TO BE THE SWELLVIEW FAMILY OF THE WEEK.
AND IF THEY DO, OF THE WEEK.
AND IF THEY DO, WE ALL GET TO BE AND IF THEY DO, WE ALL GET TO BE ON THE HOMEPAGE.
WE ALL GET TO BE ON THE HOMEPAGE.
WOW, THAT'D BE AMAZING.
ON THE HOMEPAGE.
WOW, THAT'D BE AMAZING.
ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC? WOW, THAT'D BE AMAZING.
ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC? YES.
ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC? YES.
HEY, HEN, WHY DON'T YOU YES.
HEY, HEN, WHY DON'T YOU GO UPSTAIRS AND DONATE HEY, HEN, WHY DON'T YOU GO UPSTAIRS AND DONATE SOME MORE OF YOUR ALLOWANCE GO UPSTAIRS AND DONATE SOME MORE OF YOUR ALLOWANCE TO POOR PEOPLE, AS YOU OFTEN DO? SOME MORE OF YOUR ALLOWANCE TO POOR PEOPLE, AS YOU OFTEN DO? I DON'T WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS.
TO POOR PEOPLE, AS YOU OFTEN DO? I DON'T WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS.
PIPER'S UP THERE.
I DON'T WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS.
PIPER'S UP THERE.
GO UPSTAIRS NOW.
PIPER'S UP THERE.
GO UPSTAIRS NOW.
I'LL BE UPSTAIRS.
GO UPSTAIRS NOW.
I'LL BE UPSTAIRS.
KIDS, YOU KNOW HOW THEY CAN BE.
I'LL BE UPSTAIRS.
KIDS, YOU KNOW HOW THEY CAN BE.
NO.
I DON'T HAVE CHILDREN.
KIDS, YOU KNOW HOW THEY CAN BE.
NO.
I DON'T HAVE CHILDREN.
NEITHER DO I.
NO.
I DON'T HAVE CHILDREN.
NEITHER DO I.
MY HUSBAND LEFT ME NEITHER DO I.
MY HUSBAND LEFT ME ON OUR WEDDING NIGHT.
MY HUSBAND LEFT ME ON OUR WEDDING NIGHT.
UH ON OUR WEDDING NIGHT.
UH WE DON'T KNOW UH WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY NOW.
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY NOW.
[ TELEVISION GUNSHOTS .]
WHAT TO SAY NOW.
[ TELEVISION GUNSHOTS .]
OH! [ TELEVISION GUNSHOTS .]
OH! TURN IT DOWN! OH! TURN IT DOWN! HEY! GIVE ME MY REMOTE! TURN IT DOWN! HEY! GIVE ME MY REMOTE! HEY! HEY! GIVE ME MY REMOTE! HEY! WILL YOU TELL PIPER THA HEY! WILL YOU TELL PIPER THA IF SHE WANTS TO WATCH A MOVIE WILL YOU TELL PIPER THA IF SHE WANTS TO WATCH A MOVIE IN HER ROOM, IF SHE WANTS TO WATCH A MOVIE IN HER ROOM, THEN SHE CAN'T TURN THE VOLUME IN HER ROOM, THEN SHE CAN'T TURN THE VOLUME ALL THE WAY UP? THEN SHE CAN'T TURN THE VOLUME ALL THE WAY UP? MOM, HENRY TOOK MY REMOTE ALL THE WAY UP? MOM, HENRY TOOK MY REMOTE AND HE WON'T GIVE IT BACK! MOM, HENRY TOOK MY REMOTE AND HE WON'T GIVE IT BACK! ALL RIGHT, BOTH OF YOU, AND HE WON'T GIVE IT BACK! ALL RIGHT, BOTH OF YOU, NOT ANOTHER WORD! ALL RIGHT, BOTH OF YOU, NOT ANOTHER WORD! WOULD EITHER OF YOU NOT ANOTHER WORD! WOULD EITHER OF YOU LIKE SOME SOUP? WOULD EITHER OF YOU LIKE SOME SOUP? ACTUALLY, WE HAVE TO GO.
LIKE SOME SOUP? ACTUALLY, WE HAVE TO GO.
WE'RE LATE ACTUALLY, WE HAVE TO GO.
WE'RE LATE FOR ANOTHER MEETING.
WE'RE LATE FOR ANOTHER MEETING.
ARE YOU LYING? FOR ANOTHER MEETING.
ARE YOU LYING? YES.
ARE YOU LYING? YES.
OH, NOW THEY HATE US.
YES.
OH, NOW THEY HATE US.
YOU GUYS HATE US, DON'T YOU? OH, NOW THEY HATE US.
YOU GUYS HATE US, DON'T YOU? LOOK, WHY DON'T WE COME BACK YOU GUYS HATE US, DON'T YOU? LOOK, WHY DON'T WE COME BACK AND FINISH OUR INTERVIEW LOOK, WHY DON'T WE COME BACK AND FINISH OUR INTERVIEW TOMORROW AFTERNOON? AND FINISH OUR INTERVIEW TOMORROW AFTERNOON? REALLY? TOMORROW AFTERNOON? REALLY? THAT'D BE FAB.
REALLY? THAT'D BE FAB.
YOU GUYS THAT'D BE FAB.
YOU GUYS ALMOST KEPT US FROM BEING YOU GUYS ALMOST KEPT US FROM BEING ON A REALLY COOL WEBSITE.
ALMOST KEPT US FROM BEING ON A REALLY COOL WEBSITE.
WELL, IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.
ON A REALLY COOL WEBSITE.
WELL, IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.
YEAH.
WELL, IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.
YEAH.
WHY ISN'T IT? YEAH.
WHY ISN'T IT? BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN COOPED UP WHY ISN'T IT? BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN COOPED UP IN THIS HOUSE FOR FIVE DAYS, BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN COOPED UP IN THIS HOUSE FOR FIVE DAYS, RIDING TO SCHOOL TOGETHER, IN THIS HOUSE FOR FIVE DAYS, RIDING TO SCHOOL TOGETHER, COMING HOME TOGETHER.
RIDING TO SCHOOL TOGETHER, COMING HOME TOGETHER.
WE CAN'T TAKE IT.
COMING HOME TOGETHER.
WE CAN'T TAKE IT.
JUST UNGROUND US.
WE CAN'T TAKE IT.
JUST UNGROUND US.
NO.
JUST UNGROUND US.
NO.
WE SAID TWO WEEKS, NO.
WE SAID TWO WEEKS, BOOM.
WE SAID TWO WEEKS, BOOM.
HONEY, BOOM.
HONEY, I KNOW YOU SAID "BOOM.
" HONEY, I KNOW YOU SAID "BOOM.
" BUT HOW ABOUT THIS? I KNOW YOU SAID "BOOM.
" BUT HOW ABOUT THIS? STARTING NOW, IF YOU TWO BUT HOW ABOUT THIS? STARTING NOW, IF YOU TWO CAN GO ONE FULL DAY STARTING NOW, IF YOU TWO CAN GO ONE FULL DAY WITHOUT FIGHTING OR ARGUING, CAN GO ONE FULL DAY WITHOUT FIGHTING OR ARGUING, WE WILL UNGROUND YOU.
WITHOUT FIGHTING OR ARGUING, WE WILL UNGROUND YOU.
JUST A DAY? WE WILL UNGROUND YOU.
JUST A DAY? A WHOLE DAY? JUST A DAY? A WHOLE DAY? YES.
A WHOLE DAY? YES.
BUT IF WE CATCH YOU FIGHTING YES.
BUT IF WE CATCH YOU FIGHTING OR ARGUING BUT IF WE CATCH YOU FIGHTING OR ARGUING YOU'LL BE GROUNDED OR ARGUING YOU'LL BE GROUNDED FOR A MONTH.
YOU'LL BE GROUNDED FOR A MONTH.
BOOM.
FOR A MONTH.
BOOM.
HEY, HENRY, BOOM.
HEY, HENRY, WANT TO COME UPSTAIRS HEY, HENRY, WANT TO COME UPSTAIRS AND WATCH THE MOVIE WITH ME? WANT TO COME UPSTAIRS AND WATCH THE MOVIE WITH ME? WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE AND WATCH THE MOVIE WITH ME? WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE ALL KINDS OF FUN.
WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE ALL KINDS OF FUN.
HERE, HOLD MY HAND ALL KINDS OF FUN.
HERE, HOLD MY HAND SO YOU'LL BE SAFE HERE, HOLD MY HAND SO YOU'LL BE SAFE GOING UP THE STAIRS.
SO YOU'LL BE SAFE GOING UP THE STAIRS.
THANKS.
GOING UP THE STAIRS.
THANKS.
YOU'RE THE SWEETES THANKS.
YOU'RE THE SWEETES BROTHER EVER.
YOU'RE THE SWEETES BROTHER EVER.
WELL, YOU MAKE IT EASY BROTHER EVER.
WELL, YOU MAKE IT EASY TO BE SWEET.
WELL, YOU MAKE IT EASY TO BE SWEET.
EXCUSE ME? WHY? DID YOU BURP? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY PHONE CORD? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY PHONE CORD? I'M TAKING I WITH MY PHONE CORD? I'M TAKING I SO I CAN CHARGE MY PHONE.
I'M TAKING I SO I CAN CHARGE MY PHONE.
NO.
SO I CAN CHARGE MY PHONE.
NO.
I NEED MY CORD NO.
I NEED MY CORD TO CHARGE MY PHONE.
I NEED MY CORD TO CHARGE MY PHONE.
I NEED THE CORD WAY MORE TO CHARGE MY PHONE.
I NEED THE CORD WAY MORE THAN YOU NEED THE CORD.
I NEED THE CORD WAY MORE THAN YOU NEED THE CORD.
SHH! THAN YOU NEED THE CORD.
SHH! WHY SHH? SHH! WHY SHH? WE ONLY HAVE FOUR HOURS LEF WHY SHH? WE ONLY HAVE FOUR HOURS LEF AND THEN WE'RE FREE.
WE ONLY HAVE FOUR HOURS LEF AND THEN WE'RE FREE.
WE CAN'T LET MOM AND DAD AND THEN WE'RE FREE.
WE CAN'T LET MOM AND DAD CATCH US FIGHTING WE CAN'T LET MOM AND DAD CATCH US FIGHTING OR ELSE WE'LL BLOW IT.
CATCH US FIGHTING OR ELSE WE'LL BLOW IT.
RIGHT, SO QUIT WHINING OR ELSE WE'LL BLOW IT.
RIGHT, SO QUIT WHINING ABOUT YOUR DUMB PHONE CORD.
RIGHT, SO QUIT WHINING ABOUT YOUR DUMB PHONE CORD.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? ABOUT YOUR DUMB PHONE CORD.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? YES I'M SERIOUS.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? YES I'M SERIOUS.
YOU CAN'T COME IN MY ROOM-- YES I'M SERIOUS.
YOU CAN'T COME IN MY ROOM-- YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN'T COME IN MY ROOM-- YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST GIVE ME MY CORD.
YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST GIVE ME MY CORD.
HENRY? JUST GIVE ME MY CORD.
HENRY? PIPER? HENRY? PIPER? BOTH: WE'RE IN HERE! PIPER? BOTH: WE'RE IN HERE! HELLO.
BOTH: WE'RE IN HERE! HELLO.
I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU ARGUING.
HELLO.
I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU ARGUING.
WHAT? I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU ARGUING.
WHAT? NO, NO, NO.
NO.
WHAT? NO, NO, NO.
NO.
WE'RE JUST DISCUSSING NO, NO, NO.
NO.
WE'RE JUST DISCUSSING BIBLE VERSES.
WE'RE JUST DISCUSSING BIBLE VERSES.
YES.
AMEN, BROTHER.
BIBLE VERSES.
YES.
AMEN, BROTHER.
NO FIGHTING.
YES.
AMEN, BROTHER.
NO FIGHTING.
NOW, GIVE ME THE PHONE CORD.
NO FIGHTING.
NOW, GIVE ME THE PHONE CORD.
HERE, LET'S SHARE.
NOW, GIVE ME THE PHONE CORD.
HERE, LET'S SHARE.
WHAT? HERE, LET'S SHARE.
WHAT? JUST FOUR MORE HOURS.
WHAT? JUST FOUR MORE HOURS.
JUST FOUR MORE-- JUST FOUR MORE HOURS.
JUST FOUR MORE-- AH! JUST FOUR MORE-- AH! HI.
AH! HI.
HEY, WHAT'S UP? HI.
HEY, WHAT'S UP? WELL, SINCE YOU'RE GROUNDED, HEY, WHAT'S UP? WELL, SINCE YOU'RE GROUNDED, I THOUGHT I'D BRING YOU WELL, SINCE YOU'RE GROUNDED, I THOUGHT I'D BRING YOU A LITTLE SURPRISE.
I THOUGHT I'D BRING YOU A LITTLE SURPRISE.
FROM YOTALLY TOGURT? A LITTLE SURPRISE.
FROM YOTALLY TOGURT? UH-HUH.
FROM YOTALLY TOGURT? UH-HUH.
AW, YEAH, FUDGE BLAST.
UH-HUH.
AW, YEAH, FUDGE BLAST.
THANKS, CHAR.
AW, YEAH, FUDGE BLAST.
THANKS, CHAR.
SURE.
THANKS, CHAR.
SURE.
SO, WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON SURE.
SO, WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON AT WORK? SO, WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON AT WORK? OH, YOU KNOW AT WORK? OH, YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH OH, YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH RAY'S EMAIL, I DID SOME RESEARCH I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH RAY'S EMAIL, I DID SOME RESEARCH ON A FEW CRIMINALS.
RAY'S EMAIL, I DID SOME RESEARCH ON A FEW CRIMINALS.
OH, AND I WENT ON PATROL ON A FEW CRIMINALS.
OH, AND I WENT ON PATROL WITH RAY.
OH, AND I WENT ON PATROL WITH RAY.
YOU WENT WHERE? WITH RAY.
YOU WENT WHERE? ON PATROL.
YOU WENT WHERE? ON PATROL.
YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES RAY ON PATROL.
YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES RAY JUST CRUISES AROUND YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES RAY JUST CRUISES AROUND IN THE MAN-COPTER JUST CRUISES AROUND IN THE MAN-COPTER MAKING SURE THE CITY'S OKAY.
IN THE MAN-COPTER MAKING SURE THE CITY'S OKAY.
YOU WENT UP WITH RAY MAKING SURE THE CITY'S OKAY.
YOU WENT UP WITH RAY IN THE MAN-COPTER? YOU WENT UP WITH RAY IN THE MAN-COPTER? YEAH.
IN THE MAN-COPTER? YEAH.
THAT'S MY JOB.
YEAH.
THAT'S MY JOB.
I KNOW, BUT-- THAT'S MY JOB.
I KNOW, BUT-- I'M KID DANGER.
I KNOW, BUT-- I'M KID DANGER.
I REALIZE THAT.
I'M KID DANGER.
I REALIZE THAT.
WOW.
I REALIZE THAT.
WOW.
WHAT? WOW.
WHAT? WOW.
WHAT? WOW.
WHAT? WOW.
WHAT? I JUST NEVER THOUGH WHAT? I JUST NEVER THOUGH YOU'D TRY TO STEAL MY JOB.
I JUST NEVER THOUGH YOU'D TRY TO STEAL MY JOB.
WHOA, WHOA THERE, MUNCHY.
YOU'D TRY TO STEAL MY JOB.
WHOA, WHOA THERE, MUNCHY.
RAY ASKED ME TO GO ON PATROL.
WHOA, WHOA THERE, MUNCHY.
RAY ASKED ME TO GO ON PATROL.
AND COME ON, YOU REALLY THINK RAY ASKED ME TO GO ON PATROL.
AND COME ON, YOU REALLY THINK I'D TRY AND REPLACE YOU AND COME ON, YOU REALLY THINK I'D TRY AND REPLACE YOU AS KID DANGER? I'D TRY AND REPLACE YOU AS KID DANGER? NAH.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
AS KID DANGER? NAH.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THANK YOU.
NAH.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THANK YOU.
I COULD NEVER BE REPLACED THANK YOU.
I COULD NEVER BE REPLACED BY A GIRL.
I COULD NEVER BE REPLACED BY A GIRL.
WHAT? BY A GIRL.
WHAT? "A GIRL?" WHAT? "A GIRL?" OH, I'M SORRY.
"A GIRL?" OH, I'M SORRY.
I MEANT YOUNG WOMAN.
OH, I'M SORRY.
I MEANT YOUNG WOMAN.
SAME THING.
I MEANT YOUNG WOMAN.
SAME THING.
WHAT'S WRONG? SAME THING.
WHAT'S WRONG? I WAS JUST SAYING THA-- WHAT'S WRONG? I WAS JUST SAYING THA-- SAY BYE BYE I WAS JUST SAYING THA-- SAY BYE BYE TO YOUR FUDGE BLAST.
SAY BYE BYE TO YOUR FUDGE BLAST.
NO, NO, NO.
TO YOUR FUDGE BLAST.
NO, NO, NO.
UGH.
NO, NO, NO.
UGH.
LATER.
UGH.
LATER.
WAIT, DON'T JUST LEAVE.
LATER.
WAIT, DON'T JUST LEAVE.
YOU KNOW, I WASN'T TRYING WAIT, DON'T JUST LEAVE.
YOU KNOW, I WASN'T TRYING TO TAKE YOUR JOB BEFORE, YOU KNOW, I WASN'T TRYING TO TAKE YOUR JOB BEFORE, BUT MAYBE NOW I WILL.
TO TAKE YOUR JOB BEFORE, BUT MAYBE NOW I WILL.
AW, CHARLOTTE! BUT MAYBE NOW I WILL.
AW, CHARLOTTE! AW, THAT SQUIRREL'S EATING AW, CHARLOTTE! AW, THAT SQUIRREL'S EATING MY FUDGE BLAST.
AW, THAT SQUIRREL'S EATING MY FUDGE BLAST.
[ SQUIRREL SQUEAKING .]
MY FUDGE BLAST.
[ SQUIRREL SQUEAKING .]
QUIT THAT! [ SQUIRREL SQUEAKING .]
QUIT THAT! [ SCREAMING .]
QUIT THAT! [ SCREAMING .]
[ THUD .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ THUD .]
[ GRUNT .]
[ THUD .]
[ GRUNT .]
[ ELEVATOR DINGS .]
[ GRUNT .]
[ ELEVATOR DINGS .]
OKAY, NOBODY SAY ANYTHING [ ELEVATOR DINGS .]
OKAY, NOBODY SAY ANYTHING TO UPSET ME.
OKAY, NOBODY SAY ANYTHING TO UPSET ME.
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO UPSET ME.
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO UPSET YOU.
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO UPSET YOU.
UH-OH.
WHAT'S WRONG? TO UPSET YOU.
UH-OH.
WHAT'S WRONG? THERE'S AN ILLEGAL PIG FARM UH-OH.
WHAT'S WRONG? THERE'S AN ILLEGAL PIG FARM ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF TOWN.
THERE'S AN ILLEGAL PIG FARM ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF TOWN.
ILLEGAL? ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF TOWN.
ILLEGAL? YEP.
ILLEGAL? YEP.
THERE'S A VERY BAD PIG FARMER YEP.
THERE'S A VERY BAD PIG FARMER OUT THERE, AND I'M GOING THERE'S A VERY BAD PIG FARMER OUT THERE, AND I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE HE GOES OUT THERE, AND I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE HE GOES WEE WEE WEE ALL THE WAY TO JAIL.
TO MAKE SURE HE GOES WEE WEE WEE ALL THE WAY TO JAIL.
I'LL GO WITH YOU.
WEE WEE WEE ALL THE WAY TO JAIL.
I'LL GO WITH YOU.
NO, CHARLOTTE, I'LL GO WITH YOU.
NO, CHARLOTTE, THIS IS NOT JUS NO, CHARLOTTE, THIS IS NOT JUS A ROUTINE PATROL, THIS IS NOT JUS A ROUTINE PATROL, THIS IS A REAL CRIME SITUATION A ROUTINE PATROL, THIS IS A REAL CRIME SITUATION AND IT COULD BE DANGEROUS.
THIS IS A REAL CRIME SITUATION AND IT COULD BE DANGEROUS.
I GET IT.
AND IT COULD BE DANGEROUS.
I GET IT.
LET ME FILL IN AS YOUR SIDEKICK.
I GET IT.
LET ME FILL IN AS YOUR SIDEKICK.
YOU CAN'T BE MY SIDEKICK.
LET ME FILL IN AS YOUR SIDEKICK.
YOU CAN'T BE MY SIDEKICK.
YOU'RE A-- YOU CAN'T BE MY SIDEKICK.
YOU'RE A-- I'M A WHAT? YOU'RE A-- I'M A WHAT? YOU'RE I'M A WHAT? YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.
GOOD.
COMING WITH ME.
GOOD.
SCHWOZ, TOSS ME GOOD.
SCHWOZ, TOSS ME HENRY'S BACKUP GUMBALL TUBE.
SCHWOZ, TOSS ME HENRY'S BACKUP GUMBALL TUBE.
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
HENRY'S BACKUP GUMBALL TUBE.
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE I'M NOT QUALIFIED OH, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE I'M NOT QUALIFIED TO GIVE GUM TO PEOPLE.
MAYBE I'M NOT QUALIFIED TO GIVE GUM TO PEOPLE.
GIVE HER THE GUM! TO GIVE GUM TO PEOPLE.
GIVE HER THE GUM! DOH.
GIVE HER THE GUM! DOH.
BUBBLE TIME.
DOH.
BUBBLE TIME.
HUH.
BUBBLE TIME.
HUH.
LET'S GO.
HUH.
LET'S GO.
WAIT FOR ME.
LET'S GO.
WAIT FOR ME.
BOTH: UP THE TUBE! WAIT FOR ME.
BOTH: UP THE TUBE! BYE! BOTH: UP THE TUBE! BYE! BYE! BYE! BYE! WAIT! BYE! WAIT! YOU'RE STILL GROUNDED.
WAIT! YOU'RE STILL GROUNDED.
NO WE'RE NOT! YOU'RE STILL GROUNDED.
NO WE'RE NOT! TIME'S UP! NO WE'RE NOT! TIME'S UP! NO.
TIME'S UP! NO.
YOU HAVE TWO MORE MINUTES.
NO.
YOU HAVE TWO MORE MINUTES.
OH, COME ON, YOU HAVE TWO MORE MINUTES.
OH, COME ON, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THAT MOM.
OH, COME ON, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THAT MOM.
[ WINDOW KNOCKING .]
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THAT MOM.
[ WINDOW KNOCKING .]
HEY! CAN I COME IN? [ WINDOW KNOCKING .]
HEY! CAN I COME IN? OKAY, WHO'S READY HEY! CAN I COME IN? OKAY, WHO'S READY FOR ANOTHER LIFE HACK? OKAY, WHO'S READY FOR ANOTHER LIFE HACK? JASPER FOR ANOTHER LIFE HACK? JASPER WE HAVE TWO PEOPLE COMING JASPER WE HAVE TWO PEOPLE COMING OVER HERE TO INTERVIEW US.
WE HAVE TWO PEOPLE COMING OVER HERE TO INTERVIEW US.
AND WE HAVE TO LOOK LIKE OVER HERE TO INTERVIEW US.
AND WE HAVE TO LOOK LIKE THE PERFECT FAMILY.
AND WE HAVE TO LOOK LIKE THE PERFECT FAMILY.
OKAY, I'LL LEAVE.
THE PERFECT FAMILY.
OKAY, I'LL LEAVE.
THANK YOU.
OKAY, I'LL LEAVE.
THANK YOU.
BYE.
THANK YOU.
BYE.
SEE YOU.
BYE.
SEE YOU.
LATER.
SEE YOU.
LATER.
AFTER I SHOW YOU LATER.
AFTER I SHOW YOU THIS LIFE HACK.
AFTER I SHOW YOU THIS LIFE HACK.
OH.
THIS LIFE HACK.
OH.
COME ON.
OH.
COME ON.
OKAY.
COME ON.
OKAY.
YOU HAVE A VICIOUS DOG OKAY.
YOU HAVE A VICIOUS DOG AND YOU WANT TO TAKE HIM YOU HAVE A VICIOUS DOG AND YOU WANT TO TAKE HIM FOR A WALK, AND YOU WANT TO TAKE HIM FOR A WALK, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A LEASH.
FOR A WALK, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A LEASH.
JUST GET A BUNCH BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A LEASH.
JUST GET A BUNCH OF YOUR MOM'S BRAS, JUST GET A BUNCH OF YOUR MOM'S BRAS, TIE THEM TOGETHER, OF YOUR MOM'S BRAS, TIE THEM TOGETHER, AND YOU GOT A LEASH.
TIE THEM TOGETHER, AND YOU GOT A LEASH.
LIFE HACK.
AND YOU GOT A LEASH.
LIFE HACK.
OKAY, THAT'S PRETTY SMART.
LIFE HACK.
OKAY, THAT'S PRETTY SMART.
I'M SORRY, OKAY, THAT'S PRETTY SMART.
I'M SORRY, BUT DID YOU SAY COME IN? I'M SORRY, BUT DID YOU SAY COME IN? I THOUGHT I HEARD-- BUT DID YOU SAY COME IN? I THOUGHT I HEARD-- [ DOG BARKING .]
I THOUGHT I HEARD-- [ DOG BARKING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ DOG BARKING .]
[ SCREAMING .]
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO PU [ SCREAMING .]
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO PU OUR FAMILY ON THEIR HOMEPAGE.
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO PU OUR FAMILY ON THEIR HOMEPAGE.
NOPE.
OUR FAMILY ON THEIR HOMEPAGE.
NOPE.
NOT A CHANCE.
NOPE.
NOT A CHANCE.
I THOUGHT BRAS WERE STRONGER.
NOT A CHANCE.
I THOUGHT BRAS WERE STRONGER.
[ PHONE ALARM BEEPING .]
I THOUGHT BRAS WERE STRONGER.
[ PHONE ALARM BEEPING .]
YES.
THAT'S IT.
[ PHONE ALARM BEEPING .]
YES.
THAT'S IT.
24 HOURS IS UP.
YES.
THAT'S IT.
24 HOURS IS UP.
CAN I GO NOW? 24 HOURS IS UP.
CAN I GO NOW? GO.
CAN I GO NOW? GO.
WAIT, TAKE JASPER GO.
WAIT, TAKE JASPER WITH YOU.
WAIT, TAKE JASPER WITH YOU.
[ SCREAMING .]
WITH YOU.
[ SCREAMING .]
[ THUD .]
[ SCREAMING .]
[ THUD .]
[ GRUNT .]
[ THUD .]
[ GRUNT .]
[ ELEVATOR DINGS .]
[ GRUNT .]
[ ELEVATOR DINGS .]
I'M BACK! [ ELEVATOR DINGS .]
I'M BACK! I'M NOT GROUNDED ANYMORE! I'M BACK! I'M NOT GROUNDED ANYMORE! HELLO, HENRY.
I'M NOT GROUNDED ANYMORE! HELLO, HENRY.
WHERE'S RAY? HELLO, HENRY.
WHERE'S RAY? HE WENT TO CAPTURE WHERE'S RAY? HE WENT TO CAPTURE A BAD PIG FARMER HE WENT TO CAPTURE A BAD PIG FARMER WITH CHARLOTTE.
A BAD PIG FARMER WITH CHARLOTTE.
OH, I KNEW IT.
WITH CHARLOTTE.
OH, I KNEW IT.
DANG DAGGIT! OH, I KNEW IT.
DANG DAGGIT! DO YOU KNOW WHEN DANG DAGGIT! DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEY'RE GOING TO BE BACK? DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEY'RE GOING TO BE BACK? YEAH, ANY MINUTE.
THEY'RE GOING TO BE BACK? YEAH, ANY MINUTE.
WHY'D YOU PUT DOWN A TARP? YEAH, ANY MINUTE.
WHY'D YOU PUT DOWN A TARP? RAY CALLED ME.
WHY'D YOU PUT DOWN A TARP? RAY CALLED ME.
HE SAID HE'S ON HIS WAY BACK, RAY CALLED ME.
HE SAID HE'S ON HIS WAY BACK, AND HE TOLD ME HE SAID HE'S ON HIS WAY BACK, AND HE TOLD ME TO PUT DOWN A TARP.
AND HE TOLD ME TO PUT DOWN A TARP.
APPARENTLY THIS IS TO PUT DOWN A TARP.
APPARENTLY THIS IS ALL I'M GOOD FOR.
APPARENTLY THIS IS ALL I'M GOOD FOR.
[ BEEPING .]
ALL I'M GOOD FOR.
[ BEEPING .]
HENRY! [ BEEPING .]
HENRY! YOU'RE BACK! HENRY! YOU'RE BACK! WHERE'S YOUR NEW SIDEKICK? YOU'RE BACK! WHERE'S YOUR NEW SIDEKICK? OH, YOU MEAN CHARLOTTE? WHERE'S YOUR NEW SIDEKICK? OH, YOU MEAN CHARLOTTE? SHE'LL BE DOWN IN A SEC.
OH, YOU MEAN CHARLOTTE? SHE'LL BE DOWN IN A SEC.
SHE WAS AMAZING TODAY.
SHE'LL BE DOWN IN A SEC.
SHE WAS AMAZING TODAY.
OOH, I BET.
SHE WAS AMAZING TODAY.
OOH, I BET.
SO GET THIS, OOH, I BET.
SO GET THIS, WE'RE TRYING TO CAPTURE SO GET THIS, WE'RE TRYING TO CAPTURE THIS ILLEGAL PIG FARMER, WE'RE TRYING TO CAPTURE THIS ILLEGAL PIG FARMER, BUT HE SEES US COMING THIS ILLEGAL PIG FARMER, BUT HE SEES US COMING SO HE TAKES OFF RUNNING.
BUT HE SEES US COMING SO HE TAKES OFF RUNNING.
I WAS GOING TO ZAP HIM, SO HE TAKES OFF RUNNING.
I WAS GOING TO ZAP HIM, BUT I WAS WORRIED I MIGHT HI I WAS GOING TO ZAP HIM, BUT I WAS WORRIED I MIGHT HI ONE OF THE PIGS BY MISTAKE.
BUT I WAS WORRIED I MIGHT HI ONE OF THE PIGS BY MISTAKE.
YEAH, WE DON'T WAN ONE OF THE PIGS BY MISTAKE.
YEAH, WE DON'T WAN ANYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN TO A PIG.
YEAH, WE DON'T WAN ANYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN TO A PIG.
SO, CHARLOTTE, SHE JUMPS ANYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN TO A PIG.
SO, CHARLOTTE, SHE JUMPS ON THE BIG PIG AND STARTS RIDING SO, CHARLOTTE, SHE JUMPS ON THE BIG PIG AND STARTS RIDING AFTER THE FARMER.
ON THE BIG PIG AND STARTS RIDING AFTER THE FARMER.
THEN SHE CATCHES UP TO HIM, AFTER THE FARMER.
THEN SHE CATCHES UP TO HIM, THEN SHE JUMPS OFF THEN SHE CATCHES UP TO HIM, THEN SHE JUMPS OFF AND TACKLES THE GUY THEN SHE JUMPS OFF AND TACKLES THE GUY RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE AND TACKLES THE GUY RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A PIG PEN.
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A PIG PEN.
[ BEEPING .]
OF A PIG PEN.
[ BEEPING .]
ALL: OOH.
[ BEEPING .]
ALL: OOH.
AND THAT'S WHY ALL: OOH.
AND THAT'S WHY WE NEEDED THE TARP.
AND THAT'S WHY WE NEEDED THE TARP.
HERE'S A TISSUE.
WE NEEDED THE TARP.
HERE'S A TISSUE.
THAT'S NOT HELPING.
HERE'S A TISSUE.
THAT'S NOT HELPING.
OOH, WHY ARE YOU SO MAD? THAT'S NOT HELPING.
OOH, WHY ARE YOU SO MAD? IT'S JUST A LITTLE PIG SLOP.
OOH, WHY ARE YOU SO MAD? IT'S JUST A LITTLE PIG SLOP.
I'M NOT MAD IT'S JUST A LITTLE PIG SLOP.
I'M NOT MAD ABOUT THE PIG SLOP.
I'M NOT MAD ABOUT THE PIG SLOP.
I'M MAD BECAUSE A FRIEND OF MINE ABOUT THE PIG SLOP.
I'M MAD BECAUSE A FRIEND OF MINE CALLED ME A JOB STEALER, I'M MAD BECAUSE A FRIEND OF MINE CALLED ME A JOB STEALER, AND HE SAID I COULDN'T BE CALLED ME A JOB STEALER, AND HE SAID I COULDN'T BE A SIDEKICK BECAUSE I'M A GIRL.
AND HE SAID I COULDN'T BE A SIDEKICK BECAUSE I'M A GIRL.
I CHANGED IT TO YOUNG WOMAN.
A SIDEKICK BECAUSE I'M A GIRL.
I CHANGED IT TO YOUNG WOMAN.
SAME THING.
I CHANGED IT TO YOUNG WOMAN.
SAME THING.
CHARLOTTE WAS NOT TRYING SAME THING.
CHARLOTTE WAS NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR JOB.
CHARLOTTE WAS NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR JOB.
I WAS.
TO STEAL YOUR JOB.
I WAS.
HE WAS.
I WAS.
HE WAS.
WELL HE WAS.
WELL I GUESS WELL I GUESS SINCE YOU RODE A LARGE PIG I GUESS SINCE YOU RODE A LARGE PIG AND TACKLED A FARMER SINCE YOU RODE A LARGE PIG AND TACKLED A FARMER I GUESS YOU CAN DO MY JOB.
AND TACKLED A FARMER I GUESS YOU CAN DO MY JOB.
THANKS.
I GUESS YOU CAN DO MY JOB.
THANKS.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO YOUR JOB.
THANKS.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO YOUR JOB.
YOU DON'T? BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO YOUR JOB.
YOU DON'T? NO.
YOU DON'T? NO.
I DON'T WANT TO BE RUNNING NO.
I DON'T WANT TO BE RUNNING AFTER BAD GUYS I DON'T WANT TO BE RUNNING AFTER BAD GUYS AND EVIL CRIMINALS, FIGHTING, AFTER BAD GUYS AND EVIL CRIMINALS, FIGHTING, AND GETTING ALL DISGUSTING.
AND EVIL CRIMINALS, FIGHTING, AND GETTING ALL DISGUSTING.
I'LL DO IT.
AND GETTING ALL DISGUSTING.
I'LL DO IT.
SCHWOZ.
I'LL DO IT.
SCHWOZ.
AM I GOING TO HAVE SCHWOZ.
AM I GOING TO HAVE TO TURN YOU OVER MY KNEE? AM I GOING TO HAVE TO TURN YOU OVER MY KNEE? NO.
TO TURN YOU OVER MY KNEE? NO.
NO SPANKY.
NO.
NO SPANKY.
SO NO SPANKY.
SO FORGIVE ME? SO FORGIVE ME? I WILL FORGIVE ME? I WILL AFTER WE HUG.
I WILL AFTER WE HUG.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
AFTER WE HUG.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
PLEASE DON'T.
OH, NO, NO, NO.
PLEASE DON'T.
YEAH, THAT'S MY BABY.
PLEASE DON'T.
YEAH, THAT'S MY BABY.
THAT'S NICE.
YEAH, THAT'S MY BABY.
THAT'S NICE.
I'LL BE IN THE SHOWER.
THAT'S NICE.
I'LL BE IN THE SHOWER.
I'M JUST TEXTING.
I'LL BE IN THE SHOWER.
I'M JUST TEXTING.
[ SNAPS PICTURE .]
I'M JUST TEXTING.
[ SNAPS PICTURE .]
PLEASE SPANK HIM.
[ SNAPS PICTURE .]
PLEASE SPANK HIM.
COME HERE, SCHWOZ.
PLEASE SPANK HIM.
COME HERE, SCHWOZ.
NO, NO, NO.
COME HERE, SCHWOZ.
NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO.
OH.
[ OVEN BELL .]