Journey to the West (1986) s01e20 Episode Script

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Episode 20 The Monkey King becomes a physician
Imperial Physician, this way
Your Majesty, please
Go out
How's going on
Ah, the King's illness is not
cured but even getting worse
You're right, no drug works
Look, another
Imperial Physician comes
Stand still. Stand still
Your Majesty
Imperial Physician is here
He comes to treat Your Majesty
For a long time I have been ill
and no doctor can cure me
Even in my country
no one can treat my illness
Don't interrupt me any more
Yes. Go
I, the King of the Purpuria in the
Western Continent of Cattle-gift
Because the state
is misfortunes recently
that has continued for a very long
time recovery has proved impossible
Our country's Royal College of Medicine
have chose a lot descriptions
have not yet effected a cure
We issue an invitation to all experts
among the wise men of the world
In the event of the a recovery
we will give half our kingdom
Put it up quickly
As your will
How much is it. Look this
Bajie
Keep your head down
Masters, have a rest here please
Thanks, benefactor
May I ask you if
the King is in the palace
His Majesty has not
attended court for a long time
But today is an auspicious time
And he's discussing the issues with
his civil and military officials
Tomorrow will be
too late to do it
and who knows
how long you'll have to wait
Have a tea, please
Please. Thank you
Have a tea, please
Thanks
Wujing, you prepare the meal
Yes
Wukong. Bajie
I'll go there to have our passport
inspected, then we can be on our way
Ok
Master, hurry up
You mustn't leave the hotel
or make troubles
Don't worry
It's not the first time
It's my turn to have a rest
Brother Monkey
There's no problem about rice
but the vegetable will be difficult
Why
There's no oil, salt
soy sauce or vinegar
I've got a few coins here
so we can send Bajie
out to buy them
I don't dare go out. Why
If cause some troubles
the master would blame me
Bajie, if you buy
the stuff at a fair price
And you don't owe his money
there couldn't be any trouble
Brother Monkey
Every time I go across the street
you all asked me to keep my head down
in case scare others
Brother Bajie. No
I don't go out
Don't ask me to do this
I'd rather have a break
Let me have a good rest
Brother, come here
Brother Sand, did you see there are
some delicious food in the street
Yes, so many
Go ahead
Apples, pears
Bananas, and pineapples
All kinds of pastries
and roasted meat
Roasted duck
and
What, louder
Roasted duck
Brother Sand. Yes
Say it again please
It's too much to remember
Sesame buns, fruit, a lot
Brother Sand
let's go out and buy some food
Brother Monkey. Let's go
Brother Monkey
Good brother
Take me with you, ok
No. No
Brother Monkey
I'll let you pay this time
Next time I'll treat you
Look, Brother Monkey
A gigot, Brother Monkey
let's buy some to eat
Brother Monkey
just buy some please
Bajie, stay here
I'll go there and have a look
Come back soon
How much per half-kilogram
It's very cheap
Oh, why the notice fly away
Follow it, quickly
It's here. Hurry up
You lord, it's him who took
down the royal proclamation
You took down the royal proclamation
so coming to the palace with me quickly
to cure His Majesty
What are you talking about
Then, what's in your hand
I don't know
That's the proclamation
His Majesty issued
If you tear it up
you'll be sentenced to death
Death. Hum
You monk, you'd better come to the
palace with me to cure His Majesty
Gosh! It's not me took it down
I know who is
I'll bring you to find him
Great
Today I issued the notice
then some holy monks come
Invite him to come here, quickly
Please the distinguished monk
come to the palace
Your Majesty
Tang Sanzang pay respects
to Your Majesty
You're too polite
distinguished monk
Sit down please
Thanks, Your Majesty
Master
Why did the Tang Emperor send you
on a long and difficult journey to
fetch the scriptures in the West
The reigning monarch is Li Shimin
Who has great virtue and benevolence
to raise all the sufferers to Heaven
So he dispatched me
on this long journey
to worship the Buddha in the West
fetch Three Stores of Mahayana Sutra
Yours is indeed a heavenly dynasty
with a just ruler and wise ministers
I've long been sick
But not one minister can heal me
Well
Set out the food inner court
I could eat with the master
The idiot sticking the royal
proclamation out of his tunic
is still watching roast mutton
Monkey, why won't you act like a man
You said you'd buy me some food
but it's only an empty promise
And you took down the royal proclamation
then sneakily put it in my tunic
Why, why did you do this
Idiot, when did I take down the
royal proclamation
You still want to fool me, look
The officials who
were guarding it are here
It's him
You're the official who was
guarding the royal proclamation
Yes. Yes
Are you elder Sun
I did take the
royal proclamation down
Elder Sun
Today Heaven sent you to us
If you cure our King
You'll receive half the country. Well
Let's see him how to handle it
I can get rid of
the King's illness at a touch
Since His Majesty
asks me to cure him
he should come here and
ask me himself
Ur
Yes
Your Majesty
Your Majesty. Congratulations
What
The proclamation was taken down by
the Elder Sun from Great Tang
Elder Sun
Where is him
He's in the Hostel of Meeting
He said he can get rid of
the illness at a touch
But he want to
What
He want to Your Majesty
to ask him yourself
Your Majesty
He's my disciple
Dose he know about the medicine
To be frank, Your Majesty
I have three followers
They're all country bumpkins
Fit only carrying baggage
leading the horse
None of them knows anything
about medicines
You're so modest
If your disciple knows
noting about medicines
Why would he have taken down
our proclamation
And demanded that I go to
greet him in person
Your Majesty
Take my order
All officials go on my behalf
to invite the Venerable Sun
to treat my illness
in the Hostel of Meeting
As your will
Your Majesty
Wait a minute
You must treat him with the
difference due to your own sovereign
You must on no account
show him any disrespect
As your will
We officials have come to
invite you, elder Sun
Look at that monkey
You go back first
I'll follow you after
changing my clothes
Yes
Your Majesty, the holy doctor who took
down the royal proclamation is here
Oh, show him in quickly
As your will
Please the holy doctor
go to the palace
Hurry up
Be gentle
Hurry up, Bajie
Wukong
Master. Master
Why do you come here too
Brother Monkey ask me
to carry the box for him
Brother Monkey
Brother Monkey, wait for me
Who is the holy doctor of you two
Your Majesty, it's me
Your Majesty. Your Majesty
Wukong, how rude are you. Master
Well. When seeing the King
You're so rough and crude
without any manners
You misunderstood me
You're terrified
His Majesty so much
If your King is
going to be so rude to me
He won't get better
in 1,000 years
Wukong
Come here
Master
How dare you talk such nonsense
It's not nonsense, master
The principles of medicine need to
use eyes and ears
ask questions, take the pulses
Now the patient refused to be
cured by the principles
I don't think even
a god can save him
He's terrified me to death
Your Majesty
The holy monk wishes to look, listen
ask question and take the pulses
before he can prescribe properly
Gosh, send him away
I can't bear to see any strangers
As you will
Oh, he can't bear
to see any stranger
I know the art of taking
the pulses with hanging threads
Take the pulses
with hanging threads
Take the pulses with hanging threads
I never heard that
Please go back in
and submit another report
Ok
Master
What tricks does the monkey play
How could he possibly diagnose
his pulses by hanging threads
Well
You monkey makes
a mystery of nothing
In all the years
you've been with me
I have never seen you cure
a single person
That's right
Go away
Master, I used to learn
knowledge and skills overseas
I have ever learned
some odd herbal remedies
Elder
Elder, His Majesty has allowed
you to hang threads to take pulse
Elder, this way please
Wukong
You
Master, please sit down
and see how about my skills
Wukong
How could you take
pulses with hanging threads
Master, you hasn't
seen all of my abilities
Holy monk, please. Let's go
Wukong
Master, I go to have a look
You
Gosh
Holy monk, please take
His Majesty's pulse here. Here
Ok, ok
Brother Monkey
Why do you come here
You forgot the box
Take a seat quickly
Quickly
Paper and writing brush
Where are your threads
The threads
Well
Your Majesty
elder Sun is outside
Your Majesty, may I sound him
Sound him
All right
Your Majesty
Your Majesty, three veins are golden
vein, wooden vein, and female vein
Well. Your Majesty just
intends to sound me out
That's right, he's sounding you
Oh, he really is
a highly skilled doctor
Fasten the golden threads
to my wrist quickly
Your Majesty, all of your
condition and illness
I have known entirely
Brother Monkey
you're really somebody
He's a divine doctor
My diagnose is that you're
suffering from alarm and worry
It is known as
a pair of birds parted
You're right, you're right
It's just like that
Invite the Holy Monk Sun quickly
As your will
Holy monk Sun
the Majesty invites you
This way, please
Your Majesty
The cock bird and hen bird
just separate temporally
They certainly will
meet again some day
Your Majesty
you'd better relax
Two birds can
meet each other again
I already have a good idea
Please give me the description
Master
Master
Master. Bajie. Master
The thread of Brother Monkey does work
He really found out the
cause of the King's disease
Reverend elder
His Majesty gave an order
let the masters from Great Tang
stay in the Hall of Literary Splendour
Master
May I ask what drugs
will you use to treat it
It's no need to stick to prescriptions
just choose all drugs
There are more than
800 kinds of medicines
How can it be right
to use all the medicines
The ancients said
use medicines as appropriate
Just do it
Er
Bajie, just do it. Hurry up
Bajie. Brother Bajie
Get up, get up quickly
Brother Monkey, are you afraid of
no result of scripture-fetching
You, you want to open a drugstore
Nonsense
We'll go on after curing the King
I'm not going to run the shop
Brother, there are 800 kinds drugs
And one and a half kilo per kind
so 1,200 kg all together
There's only one patient
How many years will it take
for him to finish them
You don't know, I want the King
not know which one I'm going to use
Well
Hurry up. Hurry up. Yes
Sounds great
Sand brother, go and fetch some
soot scraped from a cooking pot
Soot scraped from a cooking pot
I never hear that soot scraped from
a pot can be used in medicines
You don't know it
It's called frost on the flowers
and it helps to treat
all kinds of illness
Go quickly. Yes
Bajie, go and fetch some horse's piss
Horse's piss
Horse's piss
Horse's piss
Go and fetch some
horse's piss quickly
Horse's piss. Hurry up
Horse's piss
Here's the medicine
What's the name
so that I can reply to the King
It's called Black Gold Elixir
Black Gold Elixir
Of course, they're made with
soot scraped from a cooking pot
What should be taken with the pills
to guide them on their way
Take them with rootless water
Rootless water
The water has to fall from the sky
and never touches the ground
So the King can't take
the pills until it rains
You go back to the palace soon
and prepare the pots
dishes, bows and cups
You'll get rootless water
in half an hour
Thanks for your advice
divine monk
Dragon King. Dragon King
Great Sage
Ao Guang, the Dragon King of
the East Sea, is here to call on you
Not see you for a long time
my old neighbour
Could I ask you to help by giving
the King here some rootless water
I haven't brought any rain-making
equipment, how to make it rain
Just need some to take pills
don't need too much
You just sneeze and make some coughs
Ok, in that case, I'll have a try
Thank you very much
Reverend elders, help yourselves
It really must be miracle medicine
This way please
Please
Sit down please
Sit down
Take your seat, Bajie
Master, your great disciple's
treatment works marvellously
Reverend elder, here is to you
Wine is the first prohibition
for us monks
Let my disciples
drink on my behalf
Ok
Reverend elder Sun, toast
Ok, thanks
Good wine, good wine
One more glass please
Your Majesty
That medicine you took
owes something to me
Do you know that those pills
include horse's
What dose these pills include
My brother said there's
Aristolochia, aristolochia
Aristolochia. Brother Bajie
What's the aristolochia
What disease can it cure
It can end shortness of breath and
cure phlegm, circulate the energy
Great, it's the
right thing to use
Reverend elder Zhu
have another drink
Help yourselves. Bajie
Thanks a lot
Help yourselves
Another toast to you
reverend elder Zhu
Ok
Reverend elder Sand, please
Thank you
We're under a profound dept
of gratitude to you
But I still have one thing
to ask for help
I know what are you thinking
about even you don't tell me
You want me to solve
the problem for you, don't you
You're really a divine monk
Your Majesty, speak free
What trouble do you have
Reverend elder Sun, er
My wife, the Queen of the Main Palace
the Queen of the Sacred Golden Palace
has been out of the
palace for 3 years. Well
Why, Your Majesty
Three years ago
at the Dragon-boat Festival
Darling. Darling
Darling
I can show myself again
Your Majesty, do you want to
your empress come back
Yes, of course
It's easy, easy
If you can rescue her
I'd rather, I'd rather
to be common people
leaving the whole kingdom to you
Please stand up, Your Majesty
Please stand up
It's his duty to serve you
This King is got no
sense of what's proper
For his wife
he's going to give up his kingdom
and on his knees to the monk
Stop, Brother Bajie
Bajie, don't talk nonsense
Your Majesty, I'll solve it
Do you know its background
He's the Evil Star matcher who lives
in the Horndog Cave on Mount Unicorn
Horndog Cave
Brothers, take good
care of our master. Yes
I'm leaving
Divine monk
Where are you going
I'm going to beat the evil
and rescue your wife
Divine monk, it's more than 3000 Li
from here to the Mount Unicorn
I'll let them
prepare food and money
and choose a good horse
for you tomorrow
Thank you, Your Majesty
I never thought that your disciple
has so excellent skills
It's very possible
for my wife's return
Your Majesty, please stand up
Cheers
Come on
Who are you
Don't be afraid, Queen
Here is a Five-colour Dress
I'll give it to you
Put it on and don't worry any more
You'll have good fortune
after this disaster
Monk, where are you going
Reply to your respect
The Star matcher sends me
to petrol the mountain
Wait for a minute
Is there a Queen of the
Sacred Golden Palace
Yes. Yes
But our King doesn't
have a good fortune
Why do you say so
Er, you don't know
She has a lot of thorns on
her body since she's caught here
My King's hands hurt
as long as he touches her
Then your King took it in vain
That's right
The Queen of the Sacred
Golden Palace cried all day long
and asked to send her
back to the Purpuria
Our King has worried a lot
Let me sing a song for him
and relax him
What about it
Ok. Come with me
Still
Go-come
He's one of his Majesty's
most trusted lieutenants
Your Highness
Go-come
Where were you from
The King sent me to buy some
pyramid-shaped dumplings for you
Pyramid-shaped dumplings
of glutinous rice
Today is not the
Dragon-boat Festival
Why did you go to buy pyramid-shaped
dumplings of glutinous rice
I didn't buy any pyramid-shaped
dumplings of glutinous rice
But I heard of something
important in the Purpuria
What's about it
I saw a proclamation
looking for doctors
A proclamation
looking for doctors
What's about it
It's said the King of
the Purpuria was seriously ill
What
His Majesty
Your Highness. Don't worry
The King has been cured by
the holy monk from the East
Really
Thank goodness
Who are you
I'm Sun Wukong sent by
His Majesty to rescue you
Do you recognise this jewellery
Please look at it
His Majesty
How's everything going with him
Take it easy, the King
has been already cured by me
I won't forget your kindness forever
Stand up please
I'm leaving now
Where are you going
I'm going to catch the devil
so that you can go
back to meet you husband
If you want to beat him, you must
pay attention to his magic weapon
Magic weapon
Get out. Yes
Your Majesty, the Queen
invited you to her room
What
The Queen invited you
The Queen never say a word to me
Why does she invite me now
Just now I've told some lies to her
I said to her
that King of the Purpuria had died
And the new King
has come to the throne
Maybe she has been so desperate
that want to meet Your Majesty
You're so clever
Good idea
I'll give you a big reward
Thanks, Your Majesty
Your Majesty
Your Majesty
No, I dare not
Thanks for your appreciation
Your Majesty
But I'm afraid you hurt my hands
Your Majesty please
Your Majesty, please. Please
Your Majesty, please
Thanks for your love
for three years
It's our relationship
from previous incarnation
From now on
I, I'd like to be your wife
You can change your mind
which is all that I could wish for
But
But you have holy
thorns all over your body
I can't get close to you
What should I do
It's easy
Tomorrow, I'll burn incense
and pray the god to
take back the magic power
And then everything will be ok
Thanks for your goodness
Your Majesty. No
Your Majesty, what's this
It's my magic weapon that
I take along with me
Hum, Your Majesty
What
You don't treat me with sincerity
You wronged me. The Heaven
and Earth can prove my heart
We've been couples
and these three gold bells
Since they're yours magic weapons
why not let me keep it for you
I'll give them to you
when you need them
So that I can be your
most trusted person
But now, you even don't
allow me to have a look
Don't you trust me
You're so right, so right
Just have a look
Here you are
Please keep them for me
From this I can see your sincerity
Go-come
Yes
Prepare dishes and wine, I'd like
to have a good drink with the King
Great, great. Go quickly
As your will
Be quick. Quickly
Your Highness, don't touch them
Please wait for a moment
let me put them away
Your Highness, come here
Come here
Come here. Hah
Catch him
Catch him out
Where's him? There
Your Highness
please wait for a while
Quickly. Quickly
Your Highness
Your Highness
Your Highness
Your Highness. Where are you
I'm here
Your Highness, I'm here
What are you doing here
Your Highness
you have to cheat him again
so that I can do it. Well
Don't be afraid
Your Highness, never be afraid
I'm here, you just do it
Your Highness
Your Highness
Why it's so noisy outside
Don't worry
A thief stole my
magic weapons just now
and set a fire with them
It's so lucky that
he didn't steal them away
He didn't succeed
If I catch him
I'll burn him to death
But I don't know where he is
He must be afraid of
our King's magic fire
and never dare come again
Don't worry
Your Majesty, have more drinks
No. Put down it. Please
Another drink
Drink with me, Your Highness
Thanks, Your Majesty
Your Highness, help yourself. Well
Your Highness, please
Your Majesty, drink more
Well
Gosh, it's so itching
Maybe your underwear is so dirty
that there're louses on it
How could I disgrace
myself in front of you
Don't worry about it
As a popular saying goes, there're
three royal louses on a King's body
Let me catch them out for you
No, I can do it myself
So strange, it's ok now
Let me keep the weapon again
Ok. Be more careful
Don't have them stolen
by the thief again
Demon, I'm the grandfather
from the Purpuria
to take the Queen of
the Sacred Golden Palace back
I'll break your gate into pieces
if you don't send her out
Your Majesty. Your Majesty
There's a Mr. Wai from the Purpuria
outside challenging you
What
Your Highness
Is there a Mr. Wai in your country
I never hear of that
Let it be. Go
Yes
Where's the grandfather
from the Purpuria
Where's the grandfather
from the Purpuria
It's you
Grandson, call me for what
It's you, the stableman
who messed the Heaven
Why not go to the West to fetch
the scriptures with Monk Tang
but come here
Demon
Since you know who I am
Why not send the Queen of
the Sacred Golden Palace quickly
You'll be regulate for delaying
Oh, she has been mine already
Take a message to the
King and tell him to give up
Bah, you demon
who grab other's wife
Sun Wukong
you're no match for me
Just because I'm hungry now
Let me eat something
and fight with you again
No problem
Be quick
Your Highness. Your Highness
Your Highness
give me the bells quickly
So that I can set fire
to burn the monkey. Yes
Quickly, quickly
Give me quickly
Look, I'm going to shake the bells
You have bells, so do I
So do you
Take them out, and let me see
All right
Look, these are my gold bells
Why are they just
the same as mine
Where did you get them
Where did you get them
They come from Eight Trigrams Furnace
of Most Exalted Lord Lao
So do mine
Most Exalted Lord Lao made two
Yours are female
and mine are male
How could we tell the
gender of the weapon
Of course we can, and yours won't
work when they see the male
Nonsense
Verbal statements are no guarantee
I'll let you shake first
Ok
Ah
Er, er
It's my turn
Wukong, don't hurt him
Bodhisattva, where are you going
I'm coming here
for this damned beast
What's this damned beast
It's a golden-haired giant hound on
which I used to ride
When the shepherd boy fell asleep
It bit the iron lock off
and ran to the Earth
So it is such a damned beast
Show your original shape quickly
damned beast
Wukong, give back
the gold bells to me
What bells, I don't know
and never see that
Even there're ten Wukong you wouldn't
beat him if you hadn't stolen them
I really never see them
Really
No, no
I'll recite the Band-tightening Spell
if you don't hand them out
All right. All right. Here
Look
Bodhisattva
My darling
Your Majesty
My darling
Your Majesty
What wrong? I don't know
My hands hurt
My hands hurt. Your Majesty
I don't know which god gave
the Queen a Five-colour Dress
As long as put it on and there are
just like thorns on the body
The beast couldn't
get close to her for 3 years
But now I can't get close to her
neither. What shall we do
Great Sage, I'm coming
True Man of Purple Yang
why do you come here
I'm taking back my Five-colour Dress
My darling