Ranma 12 s01e20 Episode Script
Episode 20
The Sai Fang Heng Gow Shiatsu Attack! Using a mixture of Chinese herbs, and massage of the skull this dreaded technique can manipulate memory! You couldn't have forgotten about me! Who are you? Unless I can find Shampoo I'm home.
Akane? I heard you've forgotten all about Ranma! Ranma? Who's Ranma? "Who"? For starters, who's the guy in back of you? H-How dare you come barging in like you live here! - Uh I do live here.
- Oh, my.
So it's true.
She's completely forgotten Ranma.
It doesn't really matter.
It's not like she's forgotten her family! Right, Akane? Who are you? You don't remember Daddy!? Oh Dad.
I could never forget someone like you! It was a joke! A joke! Gee, you're taking this awfully well.
Oh, what a naughty girl you are! I'm gonna havta find Shampoo.
At a time like this how dare you make dumb jokes, Pop! You guess wrong! You guess wrong! You guess wrong! Sh-Shampoo! Shampoo, where is the shampoo you used on Akane!? Wo da airen.
Ranma, I love! What you doing!? Wh-Who are you? All right, you-- Why did I do that? A conditioned reflex! Somewhere, deep in her heart, she still remembers him.
I no kill all her memory of him.
This one strong girl! Aren't you that stuff they put on ramen? That's menma.
That actor who knows so much about the spirit world.
He's in that epic drama That's Tamba! TAMBA! Akane! Look out! Now we got the Chinese herbs! C'mon, Akane! Wh-What are you doing!? Airen--! Oww! That hurts! Get used to it.
It's for your own good! You got it in my eyes! Y-You were a boy And now you're a girl Wh-Why? Akane! Girl-type Ranma! Wups.
I give you Kiss of Death.
Now you die! So she didn't remember after all.
Don't know why not! It meets Japanese Industrial Standards.
Got your hot water.
Come 'n' get it.
Is anybody home? It's Dr.
Tofu.
Doctor! So how is Akane? I washed her hair with this, but she's still got amnesia.
That Chinese herb shampoo won't work, Ranma.
Take a look at the blend number on the bottle.
Blend No.
110 is the Chinese herb shampoo for erasing memory! To bring her memory back, you need Blend No.
119! Wh-Where are we gonna find it!? Relax! I've got the formula for it right here in this book! Dr.
Tofu! Will you really be able to cure Akane? K-Ka-Kasumi! Wh-Wh-What are you doing here? I live here.
Oh-Oh really? What are you tearin' up!? Kasumi, have you finished dinner? We were just about to start.
Wonderful! What are you having? Would you like join us? Aww man! Girl-type Ranma She run away fast.
Next time for sure I kill.
Hey, what's with the sudden trip!? Isn't it obvious? I'm goin' to a drugstore in China to buy some 119 shampoo.
China!? How wonderful! What? Going to China? Is that true, Ranma? I'd love a souvenir! What should I ask for? We just ran out of Oolong tea! Buy me some, would you? Cigarettes and rice wine for me! I'll need a tea set, too! Bring me some Miracle-Gro Hair Formula No.
101" Get me earrings! Something exotic! And one of those Chinese silk dresses! Some Pu-Ehr tea! And some ink and brushes for my calligraphy Akane Why is this person trying so hard to help me? Akane.
Just you wait.
I'll make you remember me again.
I wish I COULD remember him How am I gonna get to China without money? Guess I'll havta go the same way as last time.
Listen, Ranma.
A true martial artist trains at all times.
This trip over the sea is one such time! Never forget this proof of your father's deep love! You just can't afford tickets to China! Don't act so high 'n' mighty! It'll be rough, but I'll havta swim there.
It's the only way I can get that 119 shampoo.
Hand it over! Ranma! Why you so nice to Akane!? Shut up! Nobody likes to be forgotten! Wait up! Nyah, nyah! Come catch if can! That little That's it! That one fake! Not this one.
This one? Not that one No find real one? I ain't gonna fall for that! C'mon, give it to me! Drop real one by mistake.
Hand it over.
You want? Y-You think you can stop me that easy!? I'm a guy who's used to women's bodies! I'm takin' it right now! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Let's trade! You give it to me, and I'll do you one favor.
Really? A man never breaks his word! I'll do anythin' but marry you or kill Akane.
Then You kill girl-type Ranma.
You kill girl-type Ranma and Shampoo give you 119 shampoo.
Is deal? O-Okay, but make that "half" kill and it's a deal.
Shampoo no understand, but is deal.
So she doesn't know that you and "girl-type Ranma" are One 'n' the same, no.
And so, Ryoga I don't wanna ask ya, but I need you to "half" kill me! No way.
Why don't you quit your useless struggling and turn Akane over to me.
Starting now, we two will begin a brand-new love story Do you remember Ranma at all? Ranma? Who's that? Forget I ever mentioned it.
From this day forth, I'm the only one you'll ever need.
- Ryoga! - Akane! Could you bend a little on that? Forget it.
C'mon, I'm beggin' you! No way! Do me a favor.
I said no! C'mon! Beat me up! I'm askin' nice! This is "nice"!? So you will do it! No way! You're refusin' even when I ask politely? Is this is how you ask for a favor!? I was on my knees back there! When!? Be that way! I warned ya.
I'm gonna beat you to a pulp! You're finally helpin' me out, Ryoga! You jerk! How can you help me if you lose!? We heard the whole story, Ranma! We'll gladly take Ryoga's place and "half" kill you! We admire your decision to suffer for Akane's sake! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you What are you doing!? You shouldn't bully the weak! This is not bullying.
Look.
You should be touched by his sacrifice! It's a monster! Who's a monster!? What an amazing recovery! Just who are you!? Okay, you-- Ranma! Looks like we're back where we started.
One more time, from the top! Dad! If you want to fight somebody, fight me! Hey, stupid! Stay out of this! What!? You're not good enough! Now, wait! Who do you think I'm gettin' myself beat up for!? You are just so-o-o uncute! Th-That's it! Ranma! Do it again! You're uncute! She's responding! Ranma! We need more words that will shake her soul! You're calling to the depths of her heart! Now that's somethin' I'm good at! You got no class! Tomboy! Hyresteric! Twisted chick! Stubborn! Flat-chested! Blockhead! Waistless! Butt-ugly! Flat-faced! Short-legged! Stunted worm! Quick tempered! You cad! How dare you talk to Akane like that!? You're still alive? I am! Uncute, uncute, uncute, uncute No class! No class! No class! No class! Uncute, uncute uncute No class! No class! No class! No class! Tomboy, tomboy, tomboy, tomboy Clumsy, clumsy, clumsy, clumsy Flat-chested, flat-chested, flat-chested, flat-chested Manly, manly, manly, manly What!? Ranma, you JERK! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Are you all right, Ranma? Akane! You've remembered Ranma! Akane! I It's the miracle of love! You're heavy! Get-off-of-me! Heavy! Nihao! Shampoo! Is girl-type Ranma half kill now? I come to finish job.
C-Can't breathe! Airen! What you doing!? So that it.
You remember Ranma again.
You stubborn girl.
I wouldn't talk if I were you! Too bad.
If you no remember you no have to die.
Stop it, Shampoo! Wo ai ni! Uh, hold-- hold-- hold-- on-- on-- on-- What are you doing!? J-Just don't hurt Akane! Why not? Is obstacle.
Obstacle is for killing.
I've got no choice.
I'll havta tell you the truth.
Ranma! Do that and Shampoo will only attack you again.
Okay? Watch closely, Shampoo.
Girl-type Ranma.
That's right.
I never told you, but I've been disguisin' myself as a boy, but the truth is I'm a girl! Is this true, Saotome!? "Oh, come on, now.
" Which means that we can never I kill! I kill! I kill! I kill! I kill! I kill! I kill! I kill! Bie liao.
Shampoo! "Bie liao": "Sayonara", "We'll never meet again", etc.
Aren't you going to stop her? You could still catch her.
Lemme alone.
Shampoo sure was cute.
You're probably sorry she's gone.
She was tryin' to kill me! Why would I be sorry? You sure looked happy when she was here! There you go! You are so uncute! So I'm not cute! I've got no class! Hysterical! Flat-chested and twisted! If I knew you'd be like this, I'dve left you with amnesia! I don't want to remember you anyway! Oh really!? Really! You are so-o-o uncute!
Akane? I heard you've forgotten all about Ranma! Ranma? Who's Ranma? "Who"? For starters, who's the guy in back of you? H-How dare you come barging in like you live here! - Uh I do live here.
- Oh, my.
So it's true.
She's completely forgotten Ranma.
It doesn't really matter.
It's not like she's forgotten her family! Right, Akane? Who are you? You don't remember Daddy!? Oh Dad.
I could never forget someone like you! It was a joke! A joke! Gee, you're taking this awfully well.
Oh, what a naughty girl you are! I'm gonna havta find Shampoo.
At a time like this how dare you make dumb jokes, Pop! You guess wrong! You guess wrong! You guess wrong! Sh-Shampoo! Shampoo, where is the shampoo you used on Akane!? Wo da airen.
Ranma, I love! What you doing!? Wh-Who are you? All right, you-- Why did I do that? A conditioned reflex! Somewhere, deep in her heart, she still remembers him.
I no kill all her memory of him.
This one strong girl! Aren't you that stuff they put on ramen? That's menma.
That actor who knows so much about the spirit world.
He's in that epic drama That's Tamba! TAMBA! Akane! Look out! Now we got the Chinese herbs! C'mon, Akane! Wh-What are you doing!? Airen--! Oww! That hurts! Get used to it.
It's for your own good! You got it in my eyes! Y-You were a boy And now you're a girl Wh-Why? Akane! Girl-type Ranma! Wups.
I give you Kiss of Death.
Now you die! So she didn't remember after all.
Don't know why not! It meets Japanese Industrial Standards.
Got your hot water.
Come 'n' get it.
Is anybody home? It's Dr.
Tofu.
Doctor! So how is Akane? I washed her hair with this, but she's still got amnesia.
That Chinese herb shampoo won't work, Ranma.
Take a look at the blend number on the bottle.
Blend No.
110 is the Chinese herb shampoo for erasing memory! To bring her memory back, you need Blend No.
119! Wh-Where are we gonna find it!? Relax! I've got the formula for it right here in this book! Dr.
Tofu! Will you really be able to cure Akane? K-Ka-Kasumi! Wh-Wh-What are you doing here? I live here.
Oh-Oh really? What are you tearin' up!? Kasumi, have you finished dinner? We were just about to start.
Wonderful! What are you having? Would you like join us? Aww man! Girl-type Ranma She run away fast.
Next time for sure I kill.
Hey, what's with the sudden trip!? Isn't it obvious? I'm goin' to a drugstore in China to buy some 119 shampoo.
China!? How wonderful! What? Going to China? Is that true, Ranma? I'd love a souvenir! What should I ask for? We just ran out of Oolong tea! Buy me some, would you? Cigarettes and rice wine for me! I'll need a tea set, too! Bring me some Miracle-Gro Hair Formula No.
101" Get me earrings! Something exotic! And one of those Chinese silk dresses! Some Pu-Ehr tea! And some ink and brushes for my calligraphy Akane Why is this person trying so hard to help me? Akane.
Just you wait.
I'll make you remember me again.
I wish I COULD remember him How am I gonna get to China without money? Guess I'll havta go the same way as last time.
Listen, Ranma.
A true martial artist trains at all times.
This trip over the sea is one such time! Never forget this proof of your father's deep love! You just can't afford tickets to China! Don't act so high 'n' mighty! It'll be rough, but I'll havta swim there.
It's the only way I can get that 119 shampoo.
Hand it over! Ranma! Why you so nice to Akane!? Shut up! Nobody likes to be forgotten! Wait up! Nyah, nyah! Come catch if can! That little That's it! That one fake! Not this one.
This one? Not that one No find real one? I ain't gonna fall for that! C'mon, give it to me! Drop real one by mistake.
Hand it over.
You want? Y-You think you can stop me that easy!? I'm a guy who's used to women's bodies! I'm takin' it right now! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Let's trade! You give it to me, and I'll do you one favor.
Really? A man never breaks his word! I'll do anythin' but marry you or kill Akane.
Then You kill girl-type Ranma.
You kill girl-type Ranma and Shampoo give you 119 shampoo.
Is deal? O-Okay, but make that "half" kill and it's a deal.
Shampoo no understand, but is deal.
So she doesn't know that you and "girl-type Ranma" are One 'n' the same, no.
And so, Ryoga I don't wanna ask ya, but I need you to "half" kill me! No way.
Why don't you quit your useless struggling and turn Akane over to me.
Starting now, we two will begin a brand-new love story Do you remember Ranma at all? Ranma? Who's that? Forget I ever mentioned it.
From this day forth, I'm the only one you'll ever need.
- Ryoga! - Akane! Could you bend a little on that? Forget it.
C'mon, I'm beggin' you! No way! Do me a favor.
I said no! C'mon! Beat me up! I'm askin' nice! This is "nice"!? So you will do it! No way! You're refusin' even when I ask politely? Is this is how you ask for a favor!? I was on my knees back there! When!? Be that way! I warned ya.
I'm gonna beat you to a pulp! You're finally helpin' me out, Ryoga! You jerk! How can you help me if you lose!? We heard the whole story, Ranma! We'll gladly take Ryoga's place and "half" kill you! We admire your decision to suffer for Akane's sake! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you What are you doing!? You shouldn't bully the weak! This is not bullying.
Look.
You should be touched by his sacrifice! It's a monster! Who's a monster!? What an amazing recovery! Just who are you!? Okay, you-- Ranma! Looks like we're back where we started.
One more time, from the top! Dad! If you want to fight somebody, fight me! Hey, stupid! Stay out of this! What!? You're not good enough! Now, wait! Who do you think I'm gettin' myself beat up for!? You are just so-o-o uncute! Th-That's it! Ranma! Do it again! You're uncute! She's responding! Ranma! We need more words that will shake her soul! You're calling to the depths of her heart! Now that's somethin' I'm good at! You got no class! Tomboy! Hyresteric! Twisted chick! Stubborn! Flat-chested! Blockhead! Waistless! Butt-ugly! Flat-faced! Short-legged! Stunted worm! Quick tempered! You cad! How dare you talk to Akane like that!? You're still alive? I am! Uncute, uncute, uncute, uncute No class! No class! No class! No class! Uncute, uncute uncute No class! No class! No class! No class! Tomboy, tomboy, tomboy, tomboy Clumsy, clumsy, clumsy, clumsy Flat-chested, flat-chested, flat-chested, flat-chested Manly, manly, manly, manly What!? Ranma, you JERK! Jerk! Jerk! Jerk! Are you all right, Ranma? Akane! You've remembered Ranma! Akane! I It's the miracle of love! You're heavy! Get-off-of-me! Heavy! Nihao! Shampoo! Is girl-type Ranma half kill now? I come to finish job.
C-Can't breathe! Airen! What you doing!? So that it.
You remember Ranma again.
You stubborn girl.
I wouldn't talk if I were you! Too bad.
If you no remember you no have to die.
Stop it, Shampoo! Wo ai ni! Uh, hold-- hold-- hold-- on-- on-- on-- What are you doing!? J-Just don't hurt Akane! Why not? Is obstacle.
Obstacle is for killing.
I've got no choice.
I'll havta tell you the truth.
Ranma! Do that and Shampoo will only attack you again.
Okay? Watch closely, Shampoo.
Girl-type Ranma.
That's right.
I never told you, but I've been disguisin' myself as a boy, but the truth is I'm a girl! Is this true, Saotome!? "Oh, come on, now.
" Which means that we can never I kill! I kill! I kill! I kill! I kill! I kill! I kill! I kill! Bie liao.
Shampoo! "Bie liao": "Sayonara", "We'll never meet again", etc.
Aren't you going to stop her? You could still catch her.
Lemme alone.
Shampoo sure was cute.
You're probably sorry she's gone.
She was tryin' to kill me! Why would I be sorry? You sure looked happy when she was here! There you go! You are so uncute! So I'm not cute! I've got no class! Hysterical! Flat-chested and twisted! If I knew you'd be like this, I'dve left you with amnesia! I don't want to remember you anyway! Oh really!? Really! You are so-o-o uncute!