Sonny with a Chance (2009) s01e20 Episode Script

Hello, hungry people.
Can't talk-- volumizing eyelashes.
Buy a box of cookies Or you will never see your eyelashes again.
Move the box of cookies or you'll never see anything again.
Oh! Oh, my gosh.
I know.
My lashes have never been this full.
No, zora's a blossom scout? I once had a friend that was a little bloomer.
She was one merit badge shy from becoming a full-grown blossom.
Sonny munroe, You will never be a blossom scout! My friend never got to realize her dream.
I'm not even paying attention, And I can tell this friend of yours is you.
Well, would you or your friend like To buy a box of cookies? You know what? Put me down for a box.
One stinking box? I'm trying to break the cookie-selling record! It's the only blossom scout record I don't currently hold.
I don't get the whole blossom thing.
That's because it's about selflessness, friendship - And helping others.
- Who? You're so into yourself that you can't even go Two minutes without looking in the mirror.
Oh, yeah? I can go two days Without looking in the mirror, okay? I will show you.
I will show everyone how selfless I can be.
Isn't that right, me? - You just did it again.
- Starting right now.
You know what, zora? I'm gonna do better Than just buy cookies from you.
I'm gonna help you sell them.
I'm gonna break the cookie-selling record And prove to the world once and for all That I can become a full-grown blossom scout.
I mean you.
- * off to the races, I'm going places * * might be a long shot, not gonna waste it * * this is the big break and it's calling my name * * yeah! * * so far, so great, get with it * * at least that's how I see it * * having a dream is just the beginning * * so far, so great, believe it * * can't take away this feeling * * taking a ride with chance on my side * * yeah, I can't wait * * so far, so great * i>- * so far, so great * - * yaooww! * Excuse me, sir, Would you please buy some blossom scout cookies? My mom said that if I don't sell these, She's gonna give away my puppy.
- Thank you.
- What are you doing? I'm trying to sell cookies by tugging on the old heart strings.
Watch this.
Ma'am, my grandmother needs a new set of choppers.
She's been living on nothing but pudding and soup.
Could you excuse us for a sec? Thanks.
Manipulating people is not blossom scout behavior.
Blossom scouts are honest and well-groomed and-- Evil! No, loyal.
No evil.
Dakota condor.
She thinks since her dad owns the studio That she can have anything she wants.
Hey, munroe, give me your muffin.
Anything you want.
Hi, chad, how about joining me for lunch? Hi, dakota, I'd love to.
Actually, I'm due on set for rehearsal.
- Not if my daddy cancels your show.
- What are we having? Hi, chad, how would the greatest actor of his generation Like to buy a box of cookies? You had me at the greatest actor of his generation.
Oh, you're a blossom scout.
Not only is she a blossom scout, But she's gonna break the record for most cookies ever sold.
Oh, little girl setting herself up for failure.
How precious.
Zora, zora, zora, zora! Blossom scouts do not bark at little girls.
It's not in the handbook.
- - zora! - Hey, tawni.
- Hey.
Still not looking in the mirrors, huh? Three hours and counting, why? - No reason.
- Nothing much.
So, nico, grady, How are you? - We're good.
- How are you? I gotta be honest.
Now that I'm not looking in mirrors, I've never felt more alive.
I have all this free time to be more sensitive to my surroundings And my co-workers.
speaking of which.
What is that smell? You mean that scent pulling you towards us like a magnet? It's called vortex.
According to the commercial, "it's the body spray for dudes who want chicks-- Lots of 'em.
Vortex!" You guys'll never get girls wearing that.
You smell like cornmeal and vomit.
but the guy in the commercial had lots of girls.
- Yeah.
- Lots of 'em! Yeah, he had to beat them off with a kayak paddle.
A big one.
Are you gonna listen to some guy in a commercial Or your selfless friend tawni? We don't have a selfless friend tawni.
The only tawni we know is you.
- Yeah.
That was the tawni who spent all her time looking in mirrors.
This is the new tawni, who spends her free time Looking into the hearts of her friends.
New tawni frightens nico and grady.
But new tawni may be able to help nico and grady With their stink problem.
- So what should we do? - You don't need a store-bought scent.
Let your soul be your cologne.
Oh, okay, yeah.
That's a good idea.
Thank you.
Yeah, little nugget of advice.
We appreciate that.
We cannot count on our own souls.
We gotta make our own body spray.
This is a great spot.
No one can get to the cafeteria without passing us.
And hungry people equals cookie sales.
Cookies, cookies, get your cookies.
Take off that fake cast.
It is not fake.
I fell off my bike when I was delivering meals To old people down in the Sad district.
Zora.
- Fine.
We'll try it your way.
Get the lead out, people.
Time is money.
This is a great spot.
Since when did you become a blossom scout? Since this morning when I learned it was important to zora.
I'm gonna break the all-time record for most cookies sold.
I don't think so.
I will crush you Like a chocolate chipper monkey.
I will eat you like an oatmeal crusty.
- - down, girl.
Down, girl! Let me settle this, okay? Dakota, can I talk to you for a sec? - Sure I'll talk to you.
- Great.
I was thinking-- If you buy a box of cookies.
I'm not gonna buy cookies from you.
Then this conversation is over.
She made you buy 12 boxes of cookies? You may have tricked my dumb friend - Hey! But I am not going down that easy.
Sure you are.
I have a secret weapon.
Secret weapon? Blossom scout cookies! Yo, peeps, come get your blueberry bo peeps.
Chad, you're the secret weapon? Shh.
It's a secret.
Want to know another secret? This is fake.
Really tugs on the heartstrings.
What? Okay, I got a bunch of junk that girls like.
All right! Now let's just throw it in this mixer And whip up our own lady-attracting body spray.
Okay, strawberries.
- Flowers.
- Bubble bath.
Chocolate.
- Girls love chocolate.
- That they do.
Pink stuff.
And jewelry, girls love jewelry.
You know they like that jewelry stuff.
One more strawberry.
And now for the final piece of the puzzle.
One pair of socks worn by zac efron in the movie "camp socks.
" zacy! This smell is gonna knock girls over like a bulldozer.
We shall call it "girldozer.
" Salutations, gentlemen.
I just wrote a haiku.
It's about friendship and boats.
I was gonna read it to you, But I'm distracted by a heavenly scent.
Well, that would be the musky power Of girldozer.
- It works.
- Yeah, it does.
Delicious blossom scout cookies.
We got marshmallow dingles, your coconut canoodles.
Free samples.
I'm just an adorable little girl selling cookies is all.
Aww! Well, anybody who buys a box of cookies from us Will get a free balloon with each purchase.
Got you covered.
If you buy from us, I'll give you my autograph.
Well, anybody who buys from us will get my autograph.
Really? Okay.
Whatever.
If you buy from us, we will wash your car.
Yes! - Buy cookies from us, I'll give you a coupon For two free car washes from sonny and zora.
- Hey, you can't do that.
- Plus, anyone who buys our cookies, I will hug each and every one of you.
Especially you.
That is ridiculous.
We were here first.
Hi, yeah, don't buy their cookies.
Buy from us.
We need your cookies and you were in our line first and you-- Miss munroe, let go of her this instant.
This is not how a blossom scout sells cookies.
Mrs.
Montecore? Sonny munroe, you will never be a blossom scout! Mrs.
Montecore, you haven't aged a day.
You know mrs.
Montecore? She was my blossom scout leader back in wisconsin.
Mrs.
Montecore, what are you doing in hollywood? You're not the only one with a dream, miss munroe.
And now I'm scout leader to the stars.
Zora, what you were doing was unacceptable.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
This is why I make it a habit To check up on my scouts.
Mrs.
Montecore, zora didn't do anything.
It was me.
Close your petals, miss munroe.
You're not even an official blossom scout.
Well, I almost was.
Oh, I remember.
Zora, sonny is your partner And thus your responsibility.
According to blossom scout code 164-b-- Please, allow me.
"if a blossom scout's partner forcibly pulls A customer out of a cookie line In an attempt to sell said person cookies, The scout leader must expel said blossom scout From the blossoms immediately.
" What? Okay, let me see that.
There is-- wow! It does say that.
But you can't kick me out of the blossoms.
I don't wanna end up like sonny, trying to live the dreams - Of people half her age.
- Hey! Zora, you are no longer a blossom scout! Zora, I'm-- Hey, sonny, you okay? Looks like you could use a hug.
Buy a box of cookies, I'll give you one.
Not only did you get me kicked out of the blossoms, But now dakota's gonna set the cookie record.
I'm so so sorry.
Please come out of the vent.
I was only trying to help.
I mean, I just wanted to know what it felt like to be a blossom scout For just one minute.
I was eight years old And I was only one merit badge shy Of becoming a blossom.
The victim is choking, miss munroe.
For the third time, What will you do? Sonny munroe, You will never be a blossom scout! Please just forgive me, zora.
Can you go back in time And uncrush my dreams? I promise I will do everything in my power To get you back into the blossoms.
We can all learn a lot from sonny, zora.
You know, forgiveness is a seed.
And love is the water with which it is nourished.
Wow Mirror-free tawni is deep.
And apparently she can paint.
Everything but her face.
Man, I can't believe how well this girldozer is working.
They can't keep their noses off us.
Great, mrs.
Montecore came.
How much money do you have? Zora, we're not gonna bribe her.
We're here to display perfect blossom scout behavior.
Good.
When she comes over, I can start a campfire.
No no no no, we're here to reason with her.
Mrs.
Montecore.
Hi, mrs.
Montecore.
Thank you so much for coming.
I'm really sorry about what happened.
I think-- now I'm just tap-dancing here-- But I think it'd be a great idea If you gave zora a second chance.
You're right.
I should, but I won't.
Good day.
Wait, mrs.
Montecore, look at this.
No no, stop it.
Mrs.
Montecore, please, wait! - - grady: Oh, no! - Oh, my goodness.
- My ankle bone! I'm so sorry.
- Sprained ankle bone? Everybody back off.
I need ice, salad tongs and a cloth, stat! I'll get the salad tongs.
Zora, you wrapped my ankle perfectly.
And we're not learning ankle safety for another three months.
I got excited and read ahead.
Ahem.
If you ask me, it looks like zora just exhibited Some impressive blossomlike behavior.
Which I can't let go unrewarded.
Welcome back to the blossoms.
Thank you, mrs.
Montecore.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must track down the source Of that delightful smell.
Awesome! I'm a blossom scout! I mean, awesome for you.
You're the blossom scout.
I didn't earn mine.
So you got your sash back.
Big whoop.
You'll never catch up to us.
Oh, yeah? Well, let's see you try to sell cookies without a face.
Whoa.
- Whoa whoa whoa! Zora, zora! Chad, the only reason you're helping her out is because her dad owns the studio.
You're just jealous 'cause I'm a better blossom than you'll ever be.
I wouldn't brag about that, all right? Look, we'll be the ones going down in blossom scout history When we break that cookie-selling record.
- You think so? - Yeah, I know so.
Hey, we sold the fewest amount of cookies in 10 hours.
I bet that's some kind of record.
Face it, I lost.
And now dakota's gonna break the record.
Why so serious? You can't just give up.
Where's that blossom scout can-do spirit You two have been yakking about? You know what? The joker's right.
When they told you that you couldn't jump rope With a snake, you found a way.
- These girls are going crazy for us.
- Yahhh! - Oh, my goodness! What is going on? Well, it's our girldozer body spray.
Some girl just gave me $10 for my jacket.
Yeah, I even got her number.
It's-- I left it in the jacket.
Let me see that.
You know what, zora? I think we just found our can-do spirit in a can.
Oh, come on, come on.
Just don't use it all.
Wait, save some.
Great idea, sonny.
If this stuff can make nico and grady seem attractive, Just think of what it'll do for our sweet, sweet cookies.
- I have feelings.
- Hey! Let's open the door.
You guys ready? Yeah.
- Okay, count 'em down, nico.
All right, three, two One! - It's right there.
Just $2 a box.
Everything must go.
You know, We used to lose girls to chad dylan cooper.
Now we're losing 'em to cookies.
Guys, I know you're disappointed right now.
Okay? But sacrificing all your girldozer Was a good thing.
And maybe it's because I've had time to reflect Without seeing my reflection, But trust me, who you are on the inside, It's just so much more important Than who you are-- - I had to do it.
- Yeah, it was for her own good.
Speaking of good.
That's not good.
Wow, dakota! You have obliterated the cookie-selling record.
What can I say? I have a gift.
I am proud to say that dakota condor Is the number one cookie-selling-- Not so fast! Not so fast! Here.
We sold all of our cookies.
Well, this is the craziest thing.
It's a tie! Zora and dakota: We tied? Can't we have some sort of sell-off or something? That's impossible.
There aren't any cookies left.
I got a box.
Yes! We can sell it and we'll win.
Chad, hand us the cookies.
We're your friends.
Dakota was only using you.
Chad chad chad, don't listen to her.
Just give me the flickerdoodles.
Give me the flickerdoodles.
My daddy owns the studio.
So give me the flickerdoodles.
Everybody just stop messing with my mind, man.
I can't-- I can't-- I can't think.
Just step back.
Just give me the box and this will all be over.
Come on, chad.
- Chad, chad.
- Chad! Everyone just back off! All right, you know what? It is over.
Nobody's getting these cookies.
No! you see? Now nobody's getting the cookies-- He's choking.
Somebody do something! Mrs.
Montecore's voice: You will never be a blossom scout, miss munroe! I hope no one ever chokes in front of you in real life, miss munroe.
Because you will never be able To save them, miss munroe.
Yes, I will.
Stupid cookie.
Sonny, you do know how to save a choking victim.
Sonny munroe, You are officially A blossom scout.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, whatever.
You saved a life.
But this box is still mine to sell.
That box can only be sold by a blossom scout.
And based on what I've just seen, You will never be a blossom scout! And, zora, You are in sole possession of the record.
And I will see you two At the jamboree! - - zora, you're the winner.
She may be the winner, but she's still a loser.
- Oh, I'm the loser? - You heard me.
- Are we doing this? - Oh, we're doing this.
Whoa whoa! Chad, I can't believe you didn't even thank me for saving your life.
Look, I will have you know I was choking on purpose, okay? So you can get your silly little merit badge.
It's called acting.
Yeah, you're not that good of an actor.
- Acting.
- Choking.
- Acting.
- Choking.
Oh, really? Somebody better hold me back.
- Don't make me take off my shoe.
- Get over here! Hey there, old friend.
Nice to see you.
You're looking well.
I've been doing pretty good.
Yeah, just taking care of myself.
Reading.
I even learned to paint.
Yeah, I know.
All right, well, This was nice.
I should go, though.
Oh, who am I kidding This was awful.
I missed you so much.
Hey, tawni, you mind helping us-- No, can't you see I'm looking at myself in the mirror? Welcome back.
Up top! - Let them be alone.
- Yeah.
You're so pretty.