Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s01e21 Episode Script
Donny
[mouse squeaks.]
[penguins chirp.]
[all cheering.]
[screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands with Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end lt's Adventure Time FlNN: Safety Patrol! JAKE: Safety Patrol! Safety patrol! Safety -- oh, were we not wearing the uniforms? Come on.
Let's keep looking for hazards.
Look out! What is it, Dude? Shushers, man.
Look there.
Just looks like an ordinary little town, man.
Yeah.
Suspiciously ordinary.
Oh, little house people.
Maybe it is just regular ordinary, not sinister ordinary.
Oh, no, wait.
Grass Ogre.
[chuckles.]
Hey, chicken! You're traveling ''Eggspress.
'' [laughs.]
lt's an obnoxious grass Ogre.
You get my joke, right? [laughs.]
Careful, you oaf! Those chickens are rentals! Oh! We're having so much fun, huh? [laughs.]
Drop that chicken.
Huh? You're under arrest.
[stomp!.]
[chicken clucking.]
Good.
Now get in your tiny cell.
Uh, oh.
Oh, uh, uh [laughing.]
Hey, Ogre! Stop hazing these cute little houses! Yeah, jerk ball! My name is Donny, idiot.
Sorry, l was just trying to get your attention.
What kind of houses are you supposed to be -- uh, stupid, uha dumb house? [laughs.]
Hey, what's with your jowl? Ow! [laughs.]
l'm gonna mess with these housies some more.
Never! Ugh! So, you want to wrestle, huh? 'Cause l know, like, this Ninja move to get out of this lock instantly.
[grunting.]
Okay, now, first, l -- [grunts.]
Hey, you're doing it wrong! Stop cheating! Whoa.
You're doing it wrong.
What do you mean? First, you roll your right shoulder forward.
Ugh, like this? Yeah, but then l counter it by doing this.
Hey.
[laughs.]
[grunting.]
[breathing heavily.]
Um, you need to take a break? No.
[breathing heavily.]
But if you need to, we can stop.
You baby.
Whoa, l zoned out there for a bit.
Did you win? Nah, just taking five.
Donny's pretty good.
Yeah, well, you're okay, too.
Thanks, man.
DONNY: For a complete idiot! Aww.
- [laughs.]
Donald, quit all this jerky nonsense! Ugh! Unless you went to get gored by a forest Prince! l was just kidding around.
But then you took it too far.
You guys are the real jerks.
[mumbling.]
Pshh! Donny is one mixed-up dude.
Nah, he's just rough-and-tumble like me.
But deep down, he's probably really sensitive like me.
You're a mixed-up dude, too.
- Hey, Donny! - What? l was thinking that since you're a pretty good wrestler, maybe you'd want to hang out with a couple of rascals like me and Jake.
What? Uh, l don't know.
Messing with these housies is pretty fun.
You got something better? You sure this is a good idea? lf you come to the tree fort, we got video games and apple juice.
Really?! l mean Fine.
lf it keeps you from crying.
Donny's problem is that he's treated as an outsider, like me.
You are not an outsider.
You wear cute little blue shorts.
lam complicated.
DONNY: Uh, this fort isn't so great.
Not as cool as the fort l'm gonna build.
l call this chair! Hey, Donny.
You should play ''Bug Battle.
'' And, hey, can you put on some pants? You put on some pants! l have pants spun from spider webs by Pixies.
Okay, there's you, and here come the bugs.
Uh, yeah.
[chuckling.]
Huh? Oh, yeah.
Those guys will get you.
Ugh! This game cheats! Ohh.
[thud.]
Not cool, dude.
Have more apple juice.
lt always makes me feel better when l -- ugh! Donny, quit being a jerk! What? What did l do? Ugh! Finn, l don't think this is gonna work.
l am incapable of all emotion, but you are making me chaffed.
Everybody's getting mad at me for nothing! You have to think about how your actions make other people feel.
Oh.
Hmm.
l don't understand at all.
Ooh, teach him that little empathy song l taught you.
Okay, yeah.
Empathy, empathy Put yourself in the place of me Your turn.
- Uh Empathy, empathy Put yourself Oh! So it's like when l squeeze eggs out of chickens, l should let them squeeze eggs out of me, too.
Umkind of right.
Ugh! Ugh! Someone needs our help! Jake, you stay here and try to fix him while l deal with an unknown, possibly deadly emergency.
Dude, trade me jobs.
[thud.]
DONNY: Jake, somebody broke your, um, entire living room! [growling.]
Quick -- act abandoned! [growling.]
[whimpers.]
Hands off the housing market! [growling.]
Whoa! Hey! Ow! Backpack! Werewolves -- much worse than ogres.
Whoa! Stop in the name of the law.
ls there somewhere l can trap that thing? Well, we had a zoo, but he moved back East.
Of course, there's always the old well.
l'm not old.
Perfect! [snorting.]
Ha! Ha! [whimper echoing.]
Slam bam in a can.
[growls.]
Huh? Another werewolf? What's up with this town? [screaming.]
[screams.]
[whimper echoing.]
[thud.]
Mr.
Bank, are you all right? Oh, it's fine.
lt's fine.
All my assets are insured.
Pardon, l have to go spackle my cracks.
Oh.
Why is this town just getting worse and worse? [evil voice.]
Yes.
Why, indeed? Hey, what are you werewolves up to? We're not werewolves! [growls.]
[roars.]
[normal voice.]
We're Why-wolves.
Uh, Why-wolves? Creatures possessed by the spirit of inquiry.
[evil voice.]
And bloodlust! What? [normal voice.]
Please.
Save your questions until the end of the lecture.
Our ecosystem -- at the bottom level are the house people.
Given the opportunity, we Why-wolves would easily wipe them out.
[growling.]
However [laughs.]
Donny's presence is a natural deterrent.
His jerkiness is so powerful that it produces a pungent gas, obnoxygen.
To Why-wolves, it is a deadly poison.
[whimpering.]
But since you've removed the jerk Donny [screaming.]
We will devour the houses, and our population will rapidly swell until we are, in turn, devoured by the cosmic owl.
Hoo! Such is the course of nature.
But it'll be a pretty sweet ride up until that point.
[evil voice.]
Tonight we feast on the blood of the innocent! [snarls.]
[howling.]
[laugh evilly.]
Oh, no! l have to get Donny back! [breathing heavily.]
Donny, you have to go right now and stop the Why-wolves from -- Aah, Master Finn has returned.
What's it going? Thanks to you, l shall never be jerky again.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No, this is all wrong! We need Jerk Donny to make the obnoxygen and -- and -- Steady on, Finn.
Perhaps you're dehydrated.
lt's as Jake taught me.
Eight ounces, eight glasses, eight days a week l'll fetch you some tap water.
Are you wearing jeans now? Surely.
Got to get pants Go get your pants Button fly! l wrote that one myself.
Perdóname.
But, but, but But, but, but, yeah, Donny! You're looking good in those jeans.
What did you do?! Miraculous, isn't it? l just kept teaching him my musical rules, and now he's perfect.
No! We messed up, Jake! The house people are doomed if Donny doesn't go back to being town jerk! [clears throat.]
l've no intention of being a jerk again.
Hmm.
But the housies will be wiped out if you don't.
lt sounds tragic, but l'm turning over a new leaf.
Donny, you got to go! Finn, no means no.
l'm sure you'll respect my wishes.
No! Stop! No! [Why-wolves snarling, housies screaming.]
Now, go be a jerk to those Why-wolves.
No.
[snarling, screaming continue.]
l'll use my musical messages to stop them.
Let's see.
l've got one on the ethics of laundry, ''Crosswalkery.
'' Ooh, here's a good one.
[screaming continues.]
Man, the town is getting creamed! By not being a jerk, you're being a real jerk, Donny.
Comb your hair right lt's a good time Sticky, sticky pomade Short back and sides [screaming continues.]
Why isn't anyone paying attention to my words? He sure is sensitive about his songs.
[gasps.]
lt's 'cause they think your songs are dumb! Wha? What are you saying? lf we don't encourage his talent, he might revert back to jerk Don-- oh, oh! Hey, Donny, everyone says your songs are super balls.
They all think you're a real jerk! But -- but l've changed! Why would they say that? Empathy, empathy Put your mind inside -- [laughter.]
You are so pathetic so comical.
[laughs.]
[growling.]
Think l'm a jerk, do they? l'm feelingobnoxious! [roars.]
You wolves are cool! Just kidding! [laughs.]
Obnoxygen cloud! Egress! [Why-wolves whimpering.]
[breathes heavily.]
ALL: The town is saved! Yay! Get off of me, nerds! You did it, Donny.
You're a full-blown jerk again.
What?! You're the jerk! Housies, ready to hear my new song? lt's about how Finn will betray you just to save lives.
l'm sorry, Donny.
l'll never forgive you, Finn! [roaring.]
Come on.
We can go stare wistfully at the lake.
l'd -- l'd like that very much.
[indistinct shouting.]
Hey! l love being a jerk! Thanks, Finn.
Finn? Finn, you loser.
[sniffles.]
l'll never forget you.
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree
[penguins chirp.]
[all cheering.]
[screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands with Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end lt's Adventure Time FlNN: Safety Patrol! JAKE: Safety Patrol! Safety patrol! Safety -- oh, were we not wearing the uniforms? Come on.
Let's keep looking for hazards.
Look out! What is it, Dude? Shushers, man.
Look there.
Just looks like an ordinary little town, man.
Yeah.
Suspiciously ordinary.
Oh, little house people.
Maybe it is just regular ordinary, not sinister ordinary.
Oh, no, wait.
Grass Ogre.
[chuckles.]
Hey, chicken! You're traveling ''Eggspress.
'' [laughs.]
lt's an obnoxious grass Ogre.
You get my joke, right? [laughs.]
Careful, you oaf! Those chickens are rentals! Oh! We're having so much fun, huh? [laughs.]
Drop that chicken.
Huh? You're under arrest.
[stomp!.]
[chicken clucking.]
Good.
Now get in your tiny cell.
Uh, oh.
Oh, uh, uh [laughing.]
Hey, Ogre! Stop hazing these cute little houses! Yeah, jerk ball! My name is Donny, idiot.
Sorry, l was just trying to get your attention.
What kind of houses are you supposed to be -- uh, stupid, uha dumb house? [laughs.]
Hey, what's with your jowl? Ow! [laughs.]
l'm gonna mess with these housies some more.
Never! Ugh! So, you want to wrestle, huh? 'Cause l know, like, this Ninja move to get out of this lock instantly.
[grunting.]
Okay, now, first, l -- [grunts.]
Hey, you're doing it wrong! Stop cheating! Whoa.
You're doing it wrong.
What do you mean? First, you roll your right shoulder forward.
Ugh, like this? Yeah, but then l counter it by doing this.
Hey.
[laughs.]
[grunting.]
[breathing heavily.]
Um, you need to take a break? No.
[breathing heavily.]
But if you need to, we can stop.
You baby.
Whoa, l zoned out there for a bit.
Did you win? Nah, just taking five.
Donny's pretty good.
Yeah, well, you're okay, too.
Thanks, man.
DONNY: For a complete idiot! Aww.
- [laughs.]
Donald, quit all this jerky nonsense! Ugh! Unless you went to get gored by a forest Prince! l was just kidding around.
But then you took it too far.
You guys are the real jerks.
[mumbling.]
Pshh! Donny is one mixed-up dude.
Nah, he's just rough-and-tumble like me.
But deep down, he's probably really sensitive like me.
You're a mixed-up dude, too.
- Hey, Donny! - What? l was thinking that since you're a pretty good wrestler, maybe you'd want to hang out with a couple of rascals like me and Jake.
What? Uh, l don't know.
Messing with these housies is pretty fun.
You got something better? You sure this is a good idea? lf you come to the tree fort, we got video games and apple juice.
Really?! l mean Fine.
lf it keeps you from crying.
Donny's problem is that he's treated as an outsider, like me.
You are not an outsider.
You wear cute little blue shorts.
lam complicated.
DONNY: Uh, this fort isn't so great.
Not as cool as the fort l'm gonna build.
l call this chair! Hey, Donny.
You should play ''Bug Battle.
'' And, hey, can you put on some pants? You put on some pants! l have pants spun from spider webs by Pixies.
Okay, there's you, and here come the bugs.
Uh, yeah.
[chuckling.]
Huh? Oh, yeah.
Those guys will get you.
Ugh! This game cheats! Ohh.
[thud.]
Not cool, dude.
Have more apple juice.
lt always makes me feel better when l -- ugh! Donny, quit being a jerk! What? What did l do? Ugh! Finn, l don't think this is gonna work.
l am incapable of all emotion, but you are making me chaffed.
Everybody's getting mad at me for nothing! You have to think about how your actions make other people feel.
Oh.
Hmm.
l don't understand at all.
Ooh, teach him that little empathy song l taught you.
Okay, yeah.
Empathy, empathy Put yourself in the place of me Your turn.
- Uh Empathy, empathy Put yourself Oh! So it's like when l squeeze eggs out of chickens, l should let them squeeze eggs out of me, too.
Umkind of right.
Ugh! Ugh! Someone needs our help! Jake, you stay here and try to fix him while l deal with an unknown, possibly deadly emergency.
Dude, trade me jobs.
[thud.]
DONNY: Jake, somebody broke your, um, entire living room! [growling.]
Quick -- act abandoned! [growling.]
[whimpers.]
Hands off the housing market! [growling.]
Whoa! Hey! Ow! Backpack! Werewolves -- much worse than ogres.
Whoa! Stop in the name of the law.
ls there somewhere l can trap that thing? Well, we had a zoo, but he moved back East.
Of course, there's always the old well.
l'm not old.
Perfect! [snorting.]
Ha! Ha! [whimper echoing.]
Slam bam in a can.
[growls.]
Huh? Another werewolf? What's up with this town? [screaming.]
[screams.]
[whimper echoing.]
[thud.]
Mr.
Bank, are you all right? Oh, it's fine.
lt's fine.
All my assets are insured.
Pardon, l have to go spackle my cracks.
Oh.
Why is this town just getting worse and worse? [evil voice.]
Yes.
Why, indeed? Hey, what are you werewolves up to? We're not werewolves! [growls.]
[roars.]
[normal voice.]
We're Why-wolves.
Uh, Why-wolves? Creatures possessed by the spirit of inquiry.
[evil voice.]
And bloodlust! What? [normal voice.]
Please.
Save your questions until the end of the lecture.
Our ecosystem -- at the bottom level are the house people.
Given the opportunity, we Why-wolves would easily wipe them out.
[growling.]
However [laughs.]
Donny's presence is a natural deterrent.
His jerkiness is so powerful that it produces a pungent gas, obnoxygen.
To Why-wolves, it is a deadly poison.
[whimpering.]
But since you've removed the jerk Donny [screaming.]
We will devour the houses, and our population will rapidly swell until we are, in turn, devoured by the cosmic owl.
Hoo! Such is the course of nature.
But it'll be a pretty sweet ride up until that point.
[evil voice.]
Tonight we feast on the blood of the innocent! [snarls.]
[howling.]
[laugh evilly.]
Oh, no! l have to get Donny back! [breathing heavily.]
Donny, you have to go right now and stop the Why-wolves from -- Aah, Master Finn has returned.
What's it going? Thanks to you, l shall never be jerky again.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! No, this is all wrong! We need Jerk Donny to make the obnoxygen and -- and -- Steady on, Finn.
Perhaps you're dehydrated.
lt's as Jake taught me.
Eight ounces, eight glasses, eight days a week l'll fetch you some tap water.
Are you wearing jeans now? Surely.
Got to get pants Go get your pants Button fly! l wrote that one myself.
Perdóname.
But, but, but But, but, but, yeah, Donny! You're looking good in those jeans.
What did you do?! Miraculous, isn't it? l just kept teaching him my musical rules, and now he's perfect.
No! We messed up, Jake! The house people are doomed if Donny doesn't go back to being town jerk! [clears throat.]
l've no intention of being a jerk again.
Hmm.
But the housies will be wiped out if you don't.
lt sounds tragic, but l'm turning over a new leaf.
Donny, you got to go! Finn, no means no.
l'm sure you'll respect my wishes.
No! Stop! No! [Why-wolves snarling, housies screaming.]
Now, go be a jerk to those Why-wolves.
No.
[snarling, screaming continue.]
l'll use my musical messages to stop them.
Let's see.
l've got one on the ethics of laundry, ''Crosswalkery.
'' Ooh, here's a good one.
[screaming continues.]
Man, the town is getting creamed! By not being a jerk, you're being a real jerk, Donny.
Comb your hair right lt's a good time Sticky, sticky pomade Short back and sides [screaming continues.]
Why isn't anyone paying attention to my words? He sure is sensitive about his songs.
[gasps.]
lt's 'cause they think your songs are dumb! Wha? What are you saying? lf we don't encourage his talent, he might revert back to jerk Don-- oh, oh! Hey, Donny, everyone says your songs are super balls.
They all think you're a real jerk! But -- but l've changed! Why would they say that? Empathy, empathy Put your mind inside -- [laughter.]
You are so pathetic so comical.
[laughs.]
[growling.]
Think l'm a jerk, do they? l'm feelingobnoxious! [roars.]
You wolves are cool! Just kidding! [laughs.]
Obnoxygen cloud! Egress! [Why-wolves whimpering.]
[breathes heavily.]
ALL: The town is saved! Yay! Get off of me, nerds! You did it, Donny.
You're a full-blown jerk again.
What?! You're the jerk! Housies, ready to hear my new song? lt's about how Finn will betray you just to save lives.
l'm sorry, Donny.
l'll never forgive you, Finn! [roaring.]
Come on.
We can go stare wistfully at the lake.
l'd -- l'd like that very much.
[indistinct shouting.]
Hey! l love being a jerk! Thanks, Finn.
Finn? Finn, you loser.
[sniffles.]
l'll never forget you.
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree