Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s01e21 Episode Script
Going Shopping/Cat in the Fat
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THERE'S A RACE
TO BE ON TOP ♪
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING,
DEBONAIR ♪
THE GAME
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
THEY MAKE A MYSTERY
THEY ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
O-O-OH OH
OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- GRANDMA AND GRANDPA'S
ANNIVERSARY'S COMIN' UP,
AND I WANT TO BUY 'EM
A REALLY NEAT PRESENT.
- DO YOU HAVE
ANY IDEAS YET?
- NO, BUT I'M SURE
WE'LL FIND SOMETHIN'
IN THE STORE.
- HEY, THIS
OUGHTA WET MY WHISTLE.
[WHISTLING]
EVERYBODY NEEDS MILK,
EVEN THIS LITTLE BODY.
[GLUG GLUG GLUG]
BOOGA. BOOGA.
- YEEEOOOWWWW!
- EHH, NO SENSE
OF HUMOR.
NEVER HAD I
AND NEVER WILL.
UP WITH CAT'S POWER.
I FEEL GOOD TODAY.
MRROOWW!
[BIRDS QUACKING]
AHA! THIS IS TURNIN' OU
TO BE A GREAT DAY.
[WHISTLING]
- [SNORING]
- SAY "AH," SPIKE.
- UHHH! AAAHH!
- YOU HAVE TO BE PATIEN
WITH YOUR PATIENTS.
- WHERE COULD IT BE?
- WHAT'S UP, TOOTS?
- I LOST MY RHINESTONE
COLLAR IN THE GRASS.
- IT'S GOTTA BE
HERE SOMEWHERE.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
[SNIFF SNIFF]
- COME ON, HEATHCLIFF.
WE'VE GOTTA GO SHOPPIN'.
- [SNIFF SNIFF]
[SNIFF SNIFF]
- SAY GOOD-BYE
TO SONYA, HEATHCLIFF.
- OOH, SOMETIMES
THE KID REALLY BUGS ME.
- DO YOU THINK
GRANDMA WILL LIKE
THIS CAN OPENER?
- PHLBBT!
[CLANG CLANG CLANG]
[HUMMING]
[BAM BAM]
[HUMMING]
- I HOPE WE HAVE
ENOUGH MONEY.
IT'S SO NICE.
[CLANG CLANG CLANG]
- I'M STARTIN'
TO LIKE THIS PLACE.
MMM.
- UH, EXCUSE ME,
MISTER.
COULD YOU TELL ME
HOW MUCH THIS
CAN OPENER COSTS?
- YOU MEAN
THIS ONE?
HMM.
LET'S SEE
- AT NO TIME
DURING THIS ENTIRE TRICK
WILL MY HANDS
LEAVE MY ARMS.
- COME ON, MOM!
IT'S A JUGGLING CAT!
- MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW MEOW
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
- UH-OH. I THINK
WE'RE IN TROUBLE.
- [GULP GULP]
[GULP]
[APPLAUSE]
- OOOHOOH!
- HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HEH!
[SCREECHING]
- HEATHCLIFF,
YOU'D BETTER
BEHAVE YOURSELF.
- MEOW?
- HEY, YOU! COME HERE!
- I THOUGHT THAT SHOW
WAS A REAL SCREAM.
HMM. I CAN GET A COLLAR
FOR SONYA HERE.
- THESE ARE REALLY
CUTE, MARCY.
GRANDMA
LOVES BIRDS.
[YAWNS]
- MROWW!
- HEATHCLIFF,
CUT THAT OUT!
- OH, THE KID'S GO
NO SENSE OF HUMOR.
- AWK!
AWK!
UH-OH. I THINK
A CRACKER WANTS A POLLY.
- POLLY WANT A CRACKER?
- BUG OFF, CAT!
- HEY, CAT! GET LOST!
- WHAT A PARTY POOPER.
HEY! A RHINESTONE
CAT COLLAR!
NOW IF I COULD JUST GE
IGGY TO BUY IT FOR ME,
OLD SONYA WILL THINK
I'M THE CAT'S MEOW.
[KISSING]
- OH, WHAT A PRETTY COLLAR!
OH, IT'S YOU,
SWEETIE, IT'S YOU!
OH, CLERK, THIS GENTLEMAN
WANTS A RHINESTONE COLLAR!
- [GROWLING]
HMM.
[CHUCKLING
MISCHIEVOUSLY]
I BELIEVE IT'S TIME
FOR A LITTLE,
UH, KITTEN AROUND.
- HEY! HE'S LETTIN' ALL
THE KITTENS OUT!
[MEOWING]
[DOGS BARKING
AND CATS MEOWING]
- RAWK! RAWK! RAWK!
AWK--
- 321!
WE HAVE LIFTOFF!
[CHUCKLING
MISCHIEVOUSLY]
[BUBBLING]
AHA!
- HEY, CAT!
GET AWAY
FROM THOSE FISH!
- NICE FORM.
GOOD LANDING.
- [CHITTERING]
- [SPUTTERING]
COME BACK HERE,
YOU FLEA BAG!
- HEATHCLIFF,
CUT IT OUT!
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
- AAH!
- I FORGOT!
THE COLLAR!
BLUH BLUH BLUH
BLUH BLUH BLUH!
- I BETCHA
GRANDMA'D LOVE THIS.
- BOY, I WISH I HAD
A CREDIT CARD.
- THAT CAT'S BACK,
AND THAT'S A FACT!
RAWK!
TURN ME LOOSE!
I'LL CATCH HIM!
I'LL CATCH HIM!
- FIRST FLOOR--
HATS, MATS, AND CATS!
- CAN YOU IMAGINE GRANDMA
SMELLING LIKE THIS?
- THERE HE IS!
GET HIM!
- BINGO!
- [MUFFLED PROTESTS]
POOEY!
WHERE'D HE GO?
- OVER THERE!
OVER THERE!
- HEATHCLIFF!
HEATHCLIFF!
HEATHCLIFF!
HEATHCLIFF!
WHERE ARE YOU
- WHERE ARE YOU?
- THIS SHOULD COOL OFF
THAT CAT FOR A WHILE.
- IGGY, THE STORE'S
CLOSING.
- BUT WHERE'S HEATHCLIFF?
- OH, NO.
IT'S CLOSING TIME.
[CRASH]
- OOH!
OHH!
- [GROWLING
AND BARKING]
BOW WOW WOW!
GRRR!
BOW WOW WOW!
GRRR! GRRR!
- HELP!
AWK! AWK!
AWK! AWK!
AWK! AWK!
- BOW WOW WOW!
- THANKS, CAT!
- OH, NO PROBLEM.
NEXT TIME,
YOU'LL HELP
- WOOF WOOF WOOF!
- M-M-M-M-ME!
- WOOF WOOF!
- THANKS, BIRD.
OH, NO.
NOT ANOTHER ONE.
- WOOF! BOW WOW!
- WELL, LET'S TRY
THE BACK OF THE STORE.
IT'S THE ONLY OTHER PLACE
WE HAVEN'T LOOKED.
- BOW WOW! GRRR!
GRRR!
GRRR!
- BOMBS AWAY!
QUICK! IN THERE!
IN THERE!
- TA-TA!
[CLANG]
- THERE HE IS!
- WELL
SEE YA, CAT.
I'M HEADIN'
SOUTH.
- HUH?
HEY! IT'S SONYA'S COLLAR!
WHAT A BREAK!
GUESS WHAT, SONYA.
I FOUND YOUR
RHINESTONE COLLAR.
- OH, HEATHCLIFF.
YOU'RE WONDERFUL!
- YEAH, DON'T I KNOW IT.
HEH HEH HEH!
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- HEH HEH HEH.
IF THOSE NERDY CATS
MESS WITH MY STEAK,
THIS BOOBY TRAP
WILL GET 'EM.
- [GRUNTING]
MMPH! YII--OH!
SO, THIS IS WHERE
MY BROTHER RIFF RAFF LIVES.
WOW!
I WOULD'VE THOUGH
THERE'D ONLY BE JUNK FOOD
IN A JUNKYARD.
- HEY! SOME OTHER CAT'S
TRYING TO SWIPE THE STEAK
WE WAS GONNA SWIPE.
- OH, YUMMY!
- GIMME THAT STEAK.-
- WHY, CERTAINLY!
- NOOO!
I'M TRAPPED LIKE
A MUTT IN A HUT.
- HOW ODD! I GUESS YOU
DIDN'T WANT THE STEAK
AFTER ALL.
WELL
GOOD-BYE NOW.
AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
HELLO, GUYS!
- DON'T "HELLO GUYS" US.
THAT WAS OUR STEAK!
- I THOUGHT I
BELONGED TO THE DOGGY.
- LISTEN, PUSSY CAT,
EVERYTHING
IN THIS JUNKYARD
BELONGS TO US!
- I GUESS I CAN'T DO
ANYTHING RIGHT.
I WAS HOPING TO FIND
MY BROTHER HERE.
BUT ALL I'VE DONE SO FAR
IS MAKE ENEMIES.
WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS,
I WAS GONNA ASK
IF THERE WAS A CA
AROUND HERE
WHO LOOKED LIKE ME.
YEOW!
- I'LL GET YOU,
YOU MEAT THIEF!
- OH, MY, THERE'S
THAT PESKY DOG.
I CAN'T SEEM TO STAY
OUT OF TROUBLE.
YIKES!
- [YAWNS]
WHAT A RELAXING NAP.
I'M READY FOR CLEO
AND A LITTLE ROMANCE.
UH-OH, SO MUCH
FOR RELAXATION.
LOOKS LIKE
THAT FAT CAT NEEDS HELP
AND FAST!
GOING UP!
- I ALMOST GOT YOU,
YOU STEAKNAPPER.
- NOW, TO CHECK OUT LEROY'S
MAGNETIC PERSONALITY.
- UH-OH.
- YOW!
- GOING DOWN, PAL.
- HEY, THAT FAT CAT HAS
FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES.
- IF IT WASN'
FOR THAT STRANGER,
I'D BE A GONER.
I'LL NEVER BE ABLE
TO DO STUFF LIKE THAT.
- NOW TO SEE WHAT THE STORY
IS ON THIS NEW CAT.
- MY LONG LOST BROTHER!
I KNEW WHEN I
FOUND MY BROTHER,
I WOULDN'T BE DISAPPOINTED.
- HEY, MAN,
DON'T BLOW YOUR COOL.
WHAT IS THIS
BROTHER SCAM?
- I HEARD MY HUMANS TALKING
ABOUT A JUNKYARD CA
WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE ME.
AND THEY WERE RIGHT.
WE'RE IDENTICAL!
- WELL, NOT QUITE.
BUT, YOU KNOW,
MUM TOLD ME I HAD
A TWIN BROTHER
THAT GOT TAKEN HOME
BY SOME RICH PEOPLE.
THAT'S ME!
- YEAH, WELL, YOU
PUT ON A LITTLE WEIGH
SINCE I SEEN YOU LAST.
YOU MUST BE ONE
OF THOSE INSIDE CATS,
DON'T DO MUCH
BUT SIT AROUND.
- YEAH, THAT AND SWIPE
OTHER PEOPLE'S DINNER.
- THAT FAT CREEP
MAY BE A FAT CREEP,
BUT HE IS ALSO
MY BROTHER MORTON, SEE?
ANYBODY GIVES HIM TROUBLE
WHILE I'M VISITING CLEO
IS GONNA HAVE TROUBLE
WITH ME, SEE?
- HEY, RIFF RAFF,
YOU WANT WE SHOULD GIVE
YOUR BROTHER A TOUR
OF THE JUNKYARD
WHILE YOU GO SEE CLEO?
- THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
I'M GLAD
I THOUGHT OF IT.
- ARE YOU SURE
I'LL BE ALL RIGHT?
- SURE. SURE. IF
ANYBODY BOTHERS YOU,
HE'LL SUFFER
A CATASTROPHE.
- I DON'T ACTUALLY BLAME HIM
FOR WANTING TO LEAVE.
HE'S PROBABLY TIRED
OF RESCUING ME.
- HEY, DON'T TAKE I
SO HARD, MORTON.
HE'S JUST GONE
TO VISIT HIS GIRLFRIEND.
COME ON, WE'LL GIVE YOU
THE GRAND TOUR.
YIKES!
- YAA, HERE COMES
LEROY.
- YAAA!
- UH-OH.
- COME ON, MORTON.
WHEN RIFF RAFF'S
NOT HERE,
YOU GOTTA SAVE
YOURSELF.
- I HOPE I CAN KEEP UP.
- COME ON, YOU GUYS!
- UH, I'LL BE POLITE
TO YOU, MORTON.
YOU GO FIRST.
- THANKS.
- HURRY UP,
LEROY'S GETTING CLOSER.
- NOW I GOT YA.
- OH, NO!
- WHERE'S MUNGO?
- LEROY GOT HIM.
AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
- REMEMBER, HECTOR,
TO DO THIS RIGHT.
RIFF RAFF SAID
WE GOTTA BE POLITE.
- ERR, YEAH? WELL, THEN,
I'LL ASK HIM POLITELY
TO HELP US RESCUE MUNGO.
UH, WHAT DO YOU SEE, MAN?
- FROM UP IN THIS TREE,
THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE.
- BE CAREFUL,
WORDSWORTH.
IF YOU HURT YOURSELF,
RIFF RAFF WILL BLAME US.
- I BROUGHT YOU
THESE BINOCULARS.
- HEY, THIS LIMB DON'T RATE
THE EXTRA WEIGHT.
- YEOW!
YEOW!
- WELL, WHA
DO YOU KNOW?
KITTIES FROM HEAVEN.
- I'M AWFULLY SORRY,
HECTOR.
I GUESS I'M JUS
NO GOOD AT ALL.
- YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, MAN.
NOW WE GOTTA RESCUE
MUNGO AND WORDSWORTH.
- HUP 2, 3, 4.
HUP 2, 3, 4.
HUP 2, 3, 4. HUH?
LOOKS AS IF I'M ABOU
TO HAVE COMPANY.
MY NEW INVENTION
OUGHTA TAKE CARE OF 'EM.
- IT'S LEROY!
- FIRE ONE!
- WOULD YOU PLEASE--
I'M CAUGHT. I DON'T CARE
WHOSE BROTHER HE IS.
I'M GONNA
MAKE HIM CATATONIC.
- THERE'S MORE THAN
ONE WAY TO CATCH A CAT.
- I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT.
ALL I DO IS GET EVERYONE
IN TROUBLE.
- AWFULLY QUIET AROUND HERE.
AND NOBODY AT THE CAR.
- WHY THE LONG FACE, KID?
- HECTOR, WORDSWORTH,
AND MUNGO HAVE ALL
BEEN CAPTURED BY LEROY,
AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
I DON'T DESERVE
TO BE YOUR BROTHER.
- DON'T TAKE IT SO HARD, MAN,
WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES.
IF THEY'RE CAPTURED,
WE'LL JUST GO RESCUE 'EM.
- YOU MEAN TOGETHER?
- SURE. IT'S ALWAYS NICE
TO HAVE HELP.
OK, MORTON, WHEN I
SAY JUMP, YOU JUMP.
I'LL FLY INTO
LEROY'S COMPOUND
AND RESCUE THE GUYS.
- HERE I COME.
- GERONIMO!
UH, WHAT'S HAPPENING, GUYS?
- I DIDN'T THINK LEROY
WOULD EVER CATCH YOU
OR WAS IT MORTON'S FAUL
AGAIN?
- I AIN'T BEEN CAPTURED.
I'M JUST GIVING
THE BIG GUY A CHANCE
TO PROVE TO HIMSELF
THAT HE'S OK.
- RIFF RAFF'S
BEEN CAPTURED, TOO.
I'M A JINX,
THAT'S WHAT I AM.
IT'S UP TO ME TO TRY
TO RESCUE THEM.
IF I FAIL, AT LEAST I
WON'T BE ALONE ANYMORE.
A CEILING FAN!
JUST WHAT I'VE BEEN
LOOKING FOR.
GOOD THING THE CAR'S BATTERY
HAD SOME CHARGE IN IT,
OR I NEVER WOULD'VE
GOT OFF THE GROUND.
- IT'S NICE TO CELEBRATE
WITH A REALLY
ELEGANT MEAL SOMETIMES.
AIR RAID!
I'VE BEEN WANTING
TO TRY OU
THIS EXPLODING KITE
FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.
- UH-OH.
- BACK TO THE OL'
DRAWING BOARD.
- YAY!
- YAY!
- WAY TO GO, MORTON.
- MAYBE THIS GUY
IS RIFF RAFF'S BROTHER.
- I KNEW THAT CA
WOULD BE TROUBLE.
- BOMBS AWAY!
- IT ISN'T FAIR!
IT JUST ISN'T FAIR.
- YOU'RE DEFINITELY
MY BROTHER.
YOU SEE, MORTON,
YOU'VE JUST BEEN LIVING
THE SHELTERED LIFE.
WHEN YOU HAVE CONFIDENCE
IN YOURSELF,
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
- YOU SAID IT, RIFF RAFF.
MORTON IS OK.
IN MY BOOK, HE'S PAR
OF THE JUNKYARD GANG.
- YEAH. ANY FOOL CAN SEE
THAT MORTON'S COOL.
- DOH, YEAH.
COOL.
- GEE, THANKS, GUYS.
BUT JUNKYARD LIFE
IS KIND OF WILD.
I MISS THE QUIE
OF THE OLD HOMESTEAD.
- YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU
THE WAY HOME?
- NO. I'M NOT AFRAID
TO MAKE IT ON MY OWN.
SO LONG, GUYS.
- THE BIG GUY'S OK.
I GUESS THAT BEING HIP
RUNS IN THE FAMILY.
HERE'S SOME EASY-TO-REMEMBER
DO'S AND ONE DON'T.
DO MAKE SURE OVEN KNOBS
ARE TOO TIGH
FOR A CAT TO ACCIDENTALLY TURN.
AND DO MAKE SURE THAT ALL OPEN
WINDOWS ARE SECURELY SCREENED.
OOPS!
- YEOW!
[SPLASH]
GRR!
- CATS DON'T ALWAYS LAND
ON ALL 4 FEET.
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THE GAME
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
THEY'LL MAKE A MYSTERY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THERE'S A RACE
TO BE ON TOP ♪
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING,
DEBONAIR ♪
THE GAME
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
THEY MAKE A MYSTERY
THEY ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
O-O-OH OH
OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- GRANDMA AND GRANDPA'S
ANNIVERSARY'S COMIN' UP,
AND I WANT TO BUY 'EM
A REALLY NEAT PRESENT.
- DO YOU HAVE
ANY IDEAS YET?
- NO, BUT I'M SURE
WE'LL FIND SOMETHIN'
IN THE STORE.
- HEY, THIS
OUGHTA WET MY WHISTLE.
[WHISTLING]
EVERYBODY NEEDS MILK,
EVEN THIS LITTLE BODY.
[GLUG GLUG GLUG]
BOOGA. BOOGA.
- YEEEOOOWWWW!
- EHH, NO SENSE
OF HUMOR.
NEVER HAD I
AND NEVER WILL.
UP WITH CAT'S POWER.
I FEEL GOOD TODAY.
MRROOWW!
[BIRDS QUACKING]
AHA! THIS IS TURNIN' OU
TO BE A GREAT DAY.
[WHISTLING]
- [SNORING]
- SAY "AH," SPIKE.
- UHHH! AAAHH!
- YOU HAVE TO BE PATIEN
WITH YOUR PATIENTS.
- WHERE COULD IT BE?
- WHAT'S UP, TOOTS?
- I LOST MY RHINESTONE
COLLAR IN THE GRASS.
- IT'S GOTTA BE
HERE SOMEWHERE.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
[SNIFF SNIFF]
- COME ON, HEATHCLIFF.
WE'VE GOTTA GO SHOPPIN'.
- [SNIFF SNIFF]
[SNIFF SNIFF]
- SAY GOOD-BYE
TO SONYA, HEATHCLIFF.
- OOH, SOMETIMES
THE KID REALLY BUGS ME.
- DO YOU THINK
GRANDMA WILL LIKE
THIS CAN OPENER?
- PHLBBT!
[CLANG CLANG CLANG]
[HUMMING]
[BAM BAM]
[HUMMING]
- I HOPE WE HAVE
ENOUGH MONEY.
IT'S SO NICE.
[CLANG CLANG CLANG]
- I'M STARTIN'
TO LIKE THIS PLACE.
MMM.
- UH, EXCUSE ME,
MISTER.
COULD YOU TELL ME
HOW MUCH THIS
CAN OPENER COSTS?
- YOU MEAN
THIS ONE?
HMM.
LET'S SEE
- AT NO TIME
DURING THIS ENTIRE TRICK
WILL MY HANDS
LEAVE MY ARMS.
- COME ON, MOM!
IT'S A JUGGLING CAT!
- MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW MEOW
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
- UH-OH. I THINK
WE'RE IN TROUBLE.
- [GULP GULP]
[GULP]
[APPLAUSE]
- OOOHOOH!
- HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HEH!
[SCREECHING]
- HEATHCLIFF,
YOU'D BETTER
BEHAVE YOURSELF.
- MEOW?
- HEY, YOU! COME HERE!
- I THOUGHT THAT SHOW
WAS A REAL SCREAM.
HMM. I CAN GET A COLLAR
FOR SONYA HERE.
- THESE ARE REALLY
CUTE, MARCY.
GRANDMA
LOVES BIRDS.
[YAWNS]
- MROWW!
- HEATHCLIFF,
CUT THAT OUT!
- OH, THE KID'S GO
NO SENSE OF HUMOR.
- AWK!
AWK!
UH-OH. I THINK
A CRACKER WANTS A POLLY.
- POLLY WANT A CRACKER?
- BUG OFF, CAT!
- HEY, CAT! GET LOST!
- WHAT A PARTY POOPER.
HEY! A RHINESTONE
CAT COLLAR!
NOW IF I COULD JUST GE
IGGY TO BUY IT FOR ME,
OLD SONYA WILL THINK
I'M THE CAT'S MEOW.
[KISSING]
- OH, WHAT A PRETTY COLLAR!
OH, IT'S YOU,
SWEETIE, IT'S YOU!
OH, CLERK, THIS GENTLEMAN
WANTS A RHINESTONE COLLAR!
- [GROWLING]
HMM.
[CHUCKLING
MISCHIEVOUSLY]
I BELIEVE IT'S TIME
FOR A LITTLE,
UH, KITTEN AROUND.
- HEY! HE'S LETTIN' ALL
THE KITTENS OUT!
[MEOWING]
[DOGS BARKING
AND CATS MEOWING]
- RAWK! RAWK! RAWK!
AWK--
- 321!
WE HAVE LIFTOFF!
[CHUCKLING
MISCHIEVOUSLY]
[BUBBLING]
AHA!
- HEY, CAT!
GET AWAY
FROM THOSE FISH!
- NICE FORM.
GOOD LANDING.
- [CHITTERING]
- [SPUTTERING]
COME BACK HERE,
YOU FLEA BAG!
- HEATHCLIFF,
CUT IT OUT!
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
- AAH!
- I FORGOT!
THE COLLAR!
BLUH BLUH BLUH
BLUH BLUH BLUH!
- I BETCHA
GRANDMA'D LOVE THIS.
- BOY, I WISH I HAD
A CREDIT CARD.
- THAT CAT'S BACK,
AND THAT'S A FACT!
RAWK!
TURN ME LOOSE!
I'LL CATCH HIM!
I'LL CATCH HIM!
- FIRST FLOOR--
HATS, MATS, AND CATS!
- CAN YOU IMAGINE GRANDMA
SMELLING LIKE THIS?
- THERE HE IS!
GET HIM!
- BINGO!
- [MUFFLED PROTESTS]
POOEY!
WHERE'D HE GO?
- OVER THERE!
OVER THERE!
- HEATHCLIFF!
HEATHCLIFF!
HEATHCLIFF!
HEATHCLIFF!
WHERE ARE YOU
- WHERE ARE YOU?
- THIS SHOULD COOL OFF
THAT CAT FOR A WHILE.
- IGGY, THE STORE'S
CLOSING.
- BUT WHERE'S HEATHCLIFF?
- OH, NO.
IT'S CLOSING TIME.
[CRASH]
- OOH!
OHH!
- [GROWLING
AND BARKING]
BOW WOW WOW!
GRRR!
BOW WOW WOW!
GRRR! GRRR!
- HELP!
AWK! AWK!
AWK! AWK!
AWK! AWK!
- BOW WOW WOW!
- THANKS, CAT!
- OH, NO PROBLEM.
NEXT TIME,
YOU'LL HELP
- WOOF WOOF WOOF!
- M-M-M-M-ME!
- WOOF WOOF!
- THANKS, BIRD.
OH, NO.
NOT ANOTHER ONE.
- WOOF! BOW WOW!
- WELL, LET'S TRY
THE BACK OF THE STORE.
IT'S THE ONLY OTHER PLACE
WE HAVEN'T LOOKED.
- BOW WOW! GRRR!
GRRR!
GRRR!
- BOMBS AWAY!
QUICK! IN THERE!
IN THERE!
- TA-TA!
[CLANG]
- THERE HE IS!
- WELL
SEE YA, CAT.
I'M HEADIN'
SOUTH.
- HUH?
HEY! IT'S SONYA'S COLLAR!
WHAT A BREAK!
GUESS WHAT, SONYA.
I FOUND YOUR
RHINESTONE COLLAR.
- OH, HEATHCLIFF.
YOU'RE WONDERFUL!
- YEAH, DON'T I KNOW IT.
HEH HEH HEH!
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- HEH HEH HEH.
IF THOSE NERDY CATS
MESS WITH MY STEAK,
THIS BOOBY TRAP
WILL GET 'EM.
- [GRUNTING]
MMPH! YII--OH!
SO, THIS IS WHERE
MY BROTHER RIFF RAFF LIVES.
WOW!
I WOULD'VE THOUGH
THERE'D ONLY BE JUNK FOOD
IN A JUNKYARD.
- HEY! SOME OTHER CAT'S
TRYING TO SWIPE THE STEAK
WE WAS GONNA SWIPE.
- OH, YUMMY!
- GIMME THAT STEAK.-
- WHY, CERTAINLY!
- NOOO!
I'M TRAPPED LIKE
A MUTT IN A HUT.
- HOW ODD! I GUESS YOU
DIDN'T WANT THE STEAK
AFTER ALL.
WELL
GOOD-BYE NOW.
AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
HELLO, GUYS!
- DON'T "HELLO GUYS" US.
THAT WAS OUR STEAK!
- I THOUGHT I
BELONGED TO THE DOGGY.
- LISTEN, PUSSY CAT,
EVERYTHING
IN THIS JUNKYARD
BELONGS TO US!
- I GUESS I CAN'T DO
ANYTHING RIGHT.
I WAS HOPING TO FIND
MY BROTHER HERE.
BUT ALL I'VE DONE SO FAR
IS MAKE ENEMIES.
WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS,
I WAS GONNA ASK
IF THERE WAS A CA
AROUND HERE
WHO LOOKED LIKE ME.
YEOW!
- I'LL GET YOU,
YOU MEAT THIEF!
- OH, MY, THERE'S
THAT PESKY DOG.
I CAN'T SEEM TO STAY
OUT OF TROUBLE.
YIKES!
- [YAWNS]
WHAT A RELAXING NAP.
I'M READY FOR CLEO
AND A LITTLE ROMANCE.
UH-OH, SO MUCH
FOR RELAXATION.
LOOKS LIKE
THAT FAT CAT NEEDS HELP
AND FAST!
GOING UP!
- I ALMOST GOT YOU,
YOU STEAKNAPPER.
- NOW, TO CHECK OUT LEROY'S
MAGNETIC PERSONALITY.
- UH-OH.
- YOW!
- GOING DOWN, PAL.
- HEY, THAT FAT CAT HAS
FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES.
- IF IT WASN'
FOR THAT STRANGER,
I'D BE A GONER.
I'LL NEVER BE ABLE
TO DO STUFF LIKE THAT.
- NOW TO SEE WHAT THE STORY
IS ON THIS NEW CAT.
- MY LONG LOST BROTHER!
I KNEW WHEN I
FOUND MY BROTHER,
I WOULDN'T BE DISAPPOINTED.
- HEY, MAN,
DON'T BLOW YOUR COOL.
WHAT IS THIS
BROTHER SCAM?
- I HEARD MY HUMANS TALKING
ABOUT A JUNKYARD CA
WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE ME.
AND THEY WERE RIGHT.
WE'RE IDENTICAL!
- WELL, NOT QUITE.
BUT, YOU KNOW,
MUM TOLD ME I HAD
A TWIN BROTHER
THAT GOT TAKEN HOME
BY SOME RICH PEOPLE.
THAT'S ME!
- YEAH, WELL, YOU
PUT ON A LITTLE WEIGH
SINCE I SEEN YOU LAST.
YOU MUST BE ONE
OF THOSE INSIDE CATS,
DON'T DO MUCH
BUT SIT AROUND.
- YEAH, THAT AND SWIPE
OTHER PEOPLE'S DINNER.
- THAT FAT CREEP
MAY BE A FAT CREEP,
BUT HE IS ALSO
MY BROTHER MORTON, SEE?
ANYBODY GIVES HIM TROUBLE
WHILE I'M VISITING CLEO
IS GONNA HAVE TROUBLE
WITH ME, SEE?
- HEY, RIFF RAFF,
YOU WANT WE SHOULD GIVE
YOUR BROTHER A TOUR
OF THE JUNKYARD
WHILE YOU GO SEE CLEO?
- THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
I'M GLAD
I THOUGHT OF IT.
- ARE YOU SURE
I'LL BE ALL RIGHT?
- SURE. SURE. IF
ANYBODY BOTHERS YOU,
HE'LL SUFFER
A CATASTROPHE.
- I DON'T ACTUALLY BLAME HIM
FOR WANTING TO LEAVE.
HE'S PROBABLY TIRED
OF RESCUING ME.
- HEY, DON'T TAKE I
SO HARD, MORTON.
HE'S JUST GONE
TO VISIT HIS GIRLFRIEND.
COME ON, WE'LL GIVE YOU
THE GRAND TOUR.
YIKES!
- YAA, HERE COMES
LEROY.
- YAAA!
- UH-OH.
- COME ON, MORTON.
WHEN RIFF RAFF'S
NOT HERE,
YOU GOTTA SAVE
YOURSELF.
- I HOPE I CAN KEEP UP.
- COME ON, YOU GUYS!
- UH, I'LL BE POLITE
TO YOU, MORTON.
YOU GO FIRST.
- THANKS.
- HURRY UP,
LEROY'S GETTING CLOSER.
- NOW I GOT YA.
- OH, NO!
- WHERE'S MUNGO?
- LEROY GOT HIM.
AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
- REMEMBER, HECTOR,
TO DO THIS RIGHT.
RIFF RAFF SAID
WE GOTTA BE POLITE.
- ERR, YEAH? WELL, THEN,
I'LL ASK HIM POLITELY
TO HELP US RESCUE MUNGO.
UH, WHAT DO YOU SEE, MAN?
- FROM UP IN THIS TREE,
THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE.
- BE CAREFUL,
WORDSWORTH.
IF YOU HURT YOURSELF,
RIFF RAFF WILL BLAME US.
- I BROUGHT YOU
THESE BINOCULARS.
- HEY, THIS LIMB DON'T RATE
THE EXTRA WEIGHT.
- YEOW!
YEOW!
- WELL, WHA
DO YOU KNOW?
KITTIES FROM HEAVEN.
- I'M AWFULLY SORRY,
HECTOR.
I GUESS I'M JUS
NO GOOD AT ALL.
- YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, MAN.
NOW WE GOTTA RESCUE
MUNGO AND WORDSWORTH.
- HUP 2, 3, 4.
HUP 2, 3, 4.
HUP 2, 3, 4. HUH?
LOOKS AS IF I'M ABOU
TO HAVE COMPANY.
MY NEW INVENTION
OUGHTA TAKE CARE OF 'EM.
- IT'S LEROY!
- FIRE ONE!
- WOULD YOU PLEASE--
I'M CAUGHT. I DON'T CARE
WHOSE BROTHER HE IS.
I'M GONNA
MAKE HIM CATATONIC.
- THERE'S MORE THAN
ONE WAY TO CATCH A CAT.
- I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT.
ALL I DO IS GET EVERYONE
IN TROUBLE.
- AWFULLY QUIET AROUND HERE.
AND NOBODY AT THE CAR.
- WHY THE LONG FACE, KID?
- HECTOR, WORDSWORTH,
AND MUNGO HAVE ALL
BEEN CAPTURED BY LEROY,
AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
I DON'T DESERVE
TO BE YOUR BROTHER.
- DON'T TAKE IT SO HARD, MAN,
WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES.
IF THEY'RE CAPTURED,
WE'LL JUST GO RESCUE 'EM.
- YOU MEAN TOGETHER?
- SURE. IT'S ALWAYS NICE
TO HAVE HELP.
OK, MORTON, WHEN I
SAY JUMP, YOU JUMP.
I'LL FLY INTO
LEROY'S COMPOUND
AND RESCUE THE GUYS.
- HERE I COME.
- GERONIMO!
UH, WHAT'S HAPPENING, GUYS?
- I DIDN'T THINK LEROY
WOULD EVER CATCH YOU
OR WAS IT MORTON'S FAUL
AGAIN?
- I AIN'T BEEN CAPTURED.
I'M JUST GIVING
THE BIG GUY A CHANCE
TO PROVE TO HIMSELF
THAT HE'S OK.
- RIFF RAFF'S
BEEN CAPTURED, TOO.
I'M A JINX,
THAT'S WHAT I AM.
IT'S UP TO ME TO TRY
TO RESCUE THEM.
IF I FAIL, AT LEAST I
WON'T BE ALONE ANYMORE.
A CEILING FAN!
JUST WHAT I'VE BEEN
LOOKING FOR.
GOOD THING THE CAR'S BATTERY
HAD SOME CHARGE IN IT,
OR I NEVER WOULD'VE
GOT OFF THE GROUND.
- IT'S NICE TO CELEBRATE
WITH A REALLY
ELEGANT MEAL SOMETIMES.
AIR RAID!
I'VE BEEN WANTING
TO TRY OU
THIS EXPLODING KITE
FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.
- UH-OH.
- BACK TO THE OL'
DRAWING BOARD.
- YAY!
- YAY!
- WAY TO GO, MORTON.
- MAYBE THIS GUY
IS RIFF RAFF'S BROTHER.
- I KNEW THAT CA
WOULD BE TROUBLE.
- BOMBS AWAY!
- IT ISN'T FAIR!
IT JUST ISN'T FAIR.
- YOU'RE DEFINITELY
MY BROTHER.
YOU SEE, MORTON,
YOU'VE JUST BEEN LIVING
THE SHELTERED LIFE.
WHEN YOU HAVE CONFIDENCE
IN YOURSELF,
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
- YOU SAID IT, RIFF RAFF.
MORTON IS OK.
IN MY BOOK, HE'S PAR
OF THE JUNKYARD GANG.
- YEAH. ANY FOOL CAN SEE
THAT MORTON'S COOL.
- DOH, YEAH.
COOL.
- GEE, THANKS, GUYS.
BUT JUNKYARD LIFE
IS KIND OF WILD.
I MISS THE QUIE
OF THE OLD HOMESTEAD.
- YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU
THE WAY HOME?
- NO. I'M NOT AFRAID
TO MAKE IT ON MY OWN.
SO LONG, GUYS.
- THE BIG GUY'S OK.
I GUESS THAT BEING HIP
RUNS IN THE FAMILY.
HERE'S SOME EASY-TO-REMEMBER
DO'S AND ONE DON'T.
DO MAKE SURE OVEN KNOBS
ARE TOO TIGH
FOR A CAT TO ACCIDENTALLY TURN.
AND DO MAKE SURE THAT ALL OPEN
WINDOWS ARE SECURELY SCREENED.
OOPS!
- YEOW!
[SPLASH]
GRR!
- CATS DON'T ALWAYS LAND
ON ALL 4 FEET.
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THE GAME
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
THEY'LL MAKE A MYSTERY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU