How to Rock (2012) s01e21 Episode Script
How to Rock a Good Deed
So, how did we end up doing a community service project, that is so dirty and smelly? Uh, because you said "I've got a great idea, let's do a community garden!" - Well, why didn't you talk me out of it? - We tried.
You said "it may not be glamorous but what's more nobel than feeding the hungry?" Wow I'm pretty awesome.
I think you mean pretty and awesome.
Oh, brother.
So, what do you say guys - Let's get our poop on.
- Oh well the gardening term is manure.
- Oh, pardon me for not being proper.
- Oh fancy.
Okay, now, usually spreading manure on your vegetables, is a messy, tiring, time consuming ordeal.
But no more! I'm about to fertilize this entire garden, with just a few peddles of the Poop Devil 7000.
That's just a bike with a thing on the back.
You will call it the Poop Devil 7000.
All right, I'm about to unleash the beast.
- Oh! - Ah! It got in my nose! There's poop in my nose! Well, we're not gonna win most popular community service project.
People sure are liking The Perfs project.
This country's animal shelters are overcrowded with unwanted Chihuahuas.
So we want to do our part to make sure they have a nice place to live, while they're waiting to be adopted.
Isn't that right, Hector? That's right, Molly! Ole! - You know I don't like that.
- I didn't say anything.
It was Hector.
Well, we couldn't be prouder to have Brewster students, taking on such a worthy cause.
Am I right, people? They'll just do anything for attention.
Back in a minute.
I knew she wouldn't be able to resist the pink helmets.
They are nice.
A cute pink puppy house Such an obvious choice.
Well, when we finish it, we're gonna deliver it to the animal shelter, and they're gonna fill it with adorable little puppies.
You know, you and Gravity 5 should do a community service project.
Oh, we are doing one, a community garden.
It's right over there.
Oh, I hadn't noticed.
And neither has anyone else.
It's not about being noticed.
It's about doing good.
But since my friends already have a handle on things over there.
I just thought, you know, I'd spread some good over here.
I don't know, Kacey.
You've kind of got your own thing going.
Oh, come on, Molly.
I care about all the creatures of the Earth.
Whether they run, swim, or fly.
And I just want to do my part.
To help these little puppies.
Aw! I'm sure we can find something for you to do.
Hey, Mark.
How's the recycling project going? Hey, Stevie.
It's going well, thanks.
Hey, Stevie, let's go.
Uh, well, I better get going.
See you.
I don't get it.
What is wrong with him? I mean, why won't he talk to me? We have English together, and he's super nice, and he seems really into me, but whenever I see him outside of class, he acts like I'm poisonous.
I think the problem's pretty obvious.
Whenever you're outside of class you're surrounded, by the three hottest dudes in school.
- Who? - Me, Nelson, and Kevin.
Uh, hello.
Gun show.
I got to get to the veterinarian, because these pythons are sick.
I mean, look at this jawline, classic.
Hey, how's it going up there, Kacey? It's really hot, and these shingles are scraping my knees, and I hammered my thumb.
And there's a bug in my shirt.
Okay, keep up the good work.
Hey.
Hey, guys? That Chihuahua's sniffing around the chocolate.
Chocolate is poisonous for dogs! Get away, doggy! Get away! Get away.
Whoa! Ow.
- Kacey, are you okay? - What happened? She was up on the roof working her tail off for a good cause, and she fell.
- She's fine.
- No, I'm not.
Ow, my foot.
Oh, gross.
It's swelling up.
I was just trying to stop that dog from eating chocolate.
Kacey made the ultimate sacrifice to save the life of that Chihuahua.
Somebody get this hero a bag of ice.
- And a foot pillow? - And a foot pillow! Only you can be you.
Only I can be me.
You always want to be what you're not.
Can't you be happy with what you've got? You're perfect the way you are.
With your insecurities, flaws, and scars.
Your life's too short to worry.
Don't you know it's true.
Only you can be you.
Only I can be me.
Only you can be you.
Only I can be me.
Only you can be you.
Only I can be me.
Only you can be you.
Only I can be me.
I can be me.
Okay, people, settle down.
So while Mr.
March is out "sick", you're going to behave.
- Are you saying he's not sick? - No, no, no, no, no, he's got "the flu".
Okay, attention, everyone.
Injured Kacey coming through.
Kacey, let me help you find a seat.
Move it, Presler! What happened? - Have you been living under a rock? - I was in Glee Club practice.
- Was Glee Club practice under a rock? - It was in multipurpose room 3.
Was multipurpose room 3 under a rock? Kevin, it's okay.
I just had a little accident.
You need to keep that foot elevated.
For the love of Pete, somebody find a stool.
Uh, it's okay.
I'll be your human tuffet.
Andy, I just don't think that's Let us help you, Kacey, the way you helped those pathetic little Chihuahuas.
- Mr.
Herland? - Yes? Hi, uh, Grace and I were working on the Chihuahua shelter before Kacey was.
I see.
And where's your cast? I don't have one.
I have one, but it's on my shelf at home.
I broke my arm when I was three.
Cutest cast ever.
The point is, ladies, Kacey made a sacrifice.
I'm just saying, it was my idea to save the Chihuahuas in the first place Kacey doesn't need to hear this, Molly.
Now, Kacey, is there anything we can do to make you more comfortable? Just knowing that those Chihuahuas will have a home is comfort enough.
Aw.
All right, open up your textbooks.
- Ow.
- Lower, Andy! Wow.
It's not every day you see that many worms.
Just a teeming, squirming mass of worms.
If you're not a fan of worms, that's Definitely not something you want to see.
Well, I'm not putting them in the compost.
All right, fine, I'll do it.
Babies.
It feels like a moving brain! How do you know what a moving brain feels like? I don't know.
I just do.
Hey, Mark.
What you got there, a load of recycling? - Yup.
- Hah, nailed it.
Hey, you want to help me sort bottles? - Stevie, we need your help.
- Yeah, we were working on the compost - Leave me alone.
- But it's time to do the worms, and Well, we're afraid to touch them.
- Not my problem.
- I better get going.
Oh, one second, Mark.
- Go away now.
- But we really I am not picking up your worms for you.
Do you hear me? Man up.
Use your pythons, and pick up your own worms.
I better run.
All right.
Give me the worms.
- Thank you.
- You the man! Ah! Oh, it's in my mouth! It's in my mouth! I am the man.
What's going on? Oh, Kacey's doing an interview for the school paper.
I mean, I didn't do anything anybody else wouldn't have done.
Did I get injured? That's not the point.
Although I did.
Can I walk? That's not important.
Although I can't.
But if my painful injury saved just One puppy from suffering.
Then let me tell you, it is worth it.
Wow, that's so selfless, Kacey.
Oh, I don't know.
Can someone please fluff my pillow? On it.
It's a little too fluffy.
On it.
Thank you so much for your time, Kacey.
I'll let our hero get her rest.
You're right, she's had a long day of sitting on her butt.
Here's the frozen lemonade you asked for.
Oh, Stevie, you are such a doll.
Thank you.
Ah, so nice and cold.
If only I could sip it at the same time while it's sitting on my ankle.
If only I had a super long straw.
On it.
Well, we better get going.
That garden isn't gonna hoe itself.
Ugh, I wish I could help you guys, but, you know.
Take pictures for me.
Love you.
Love you too.
Okay, no, come on.
You don't love her.
You don't lo You don't you don't love her! Poor Kacey.
This whole garden was her idea, and she can't even participate.
Oh, yeah, poor Kacey.
She's missing out on shoveling dirt.
- And poop.
- Whoa, let's not forget about the worms.
I'm still finding some in my pants.
Well, you heard Kacey.
She's with us in spirit.
Oh, good, her spirit can shovel poop.
Oh, um, I forgot the shovels.
But I will meet you at the garden.
Oh, tell Kacey I'm working on her straw.
All right, all right, I get it.
I've got a message.
Wow, that feels a lot better.
Hello? It's Andy.
Are you decent? Uh Yeah, yeah, it's okay.
Come in.
We're gonna take you to the kennel.
Yeah, we need to get a picture of you for the cover of the school paper.
Hero.
Oh, but I don't know how I'm gonna get there.
You know, foot.
Then we'll carry you.
Come on, fellas, grab the chair.
Hang on a second.
I forgot my boot.
That dirty duck.
We really need to invest in some nose plugs.
Mm-hmm.
It works! Kacey's gonna love it.
Guys, guys, guess what.
- Kacey's faking.
- What? Yeah.
Yeah, I just went by the band room, and I saw her, and she was walking.
What? She can walk? Yes, but then Andy Bartlet came by, and she pretended that she was still hurt.
- She wouldn't do that.
- Hey, I'm just telling you what I saw.
How do you even know it was Kacey? She was in the band room, she was wearing Kacey's clothes, and she was Kacey.
And I can prove it.
I took pictures.
Nelly, she's sitting down in all these pictures.
Exactly.
Because I took them right after she was standing.
This means nothing, I have thousands of pictures of Kacey sitting.
She's not walking now.
Nice and easy, fellas.
Uh, what is Her Majesty doing here? Oh, I just need to get a photo of Kacey in front of her kennel.
Her kennel? Her kennel? - Her kennel! - Calm down.
Do what I do.
Empty your mind.
Oh, Dahlia, it's not my kennel.
It's our kennel, though there is talk of putting my name on it.
What talk? I haven't heard of this talk.
Okay, come on, we're gonna go for a walk.
Empty your mind.
Empty your mind.
Guys, I'm telling you, I know what I saw.
Look, don't trust your eyes.
Trust your heart.
My heart says my eyes saw Kacey walking around.
Wait.
What did you say? Kacey can walk? That dirty duck.
- Oh, that's exactly what I said.
- Oh! So we've been working out here in the heat and the poop and she's been inside Nowhere near any heat or poop? - Would she really do that? - I'm sorry.
Have you met her? - Why don't we just go ask her? - You really think she's gonna come clean? They're calling this one little Kacey.
Not my idea but a good one.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Look, if she's faking, I know just how to flush her out.
- Oh, trust me, she is faking.
- You're wrong.
- You'll see.
- All right, let's do this.
All right.
What was on your hand? I think we both know the answer to that.
This is a new shirt! Good work today.
Good work, everyone.
- I am so tired.
- Me too.
Yeah, it's been a long day for all of us.
You know, I don't think I even have the energy to try on these boots.
Boots? What boots? Oh, the people at Marcel Gerard, heard about our project.
And they donated all these fabulous designer work boots to the cause.
Omg.
These are the new ones.
- Mm-hum.
- I mean, these just came out this week.
I know.
It's too bad you have that thing on your foot.
Yeah, so tragic.
You can't even try them on.
- Poor Kacey.
- Poor, poor Kacey.
Oh, well.
See you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
Boots, come to Kacey.
Oh, yeah, get Uh-huh, fancy.
Oh.
Oh, just my size too.
It's like my birthday, oh, yeah! That's right, seven and a half.
I can walk.
It's a miracle! You're nailed, Kacey.
The boots do look good.
But that's besides the point, you dirty duck.
Sorry, Nelson.
You were right.
I was wrong.
I'm not going to gloat, despite how incredibly right I was.
And how incredibly wrong you were.
Thanks for not gloating, buddy.
That that was gloating.
How did you miss that? Well, I really did hurt my foot.
It's just that everyone was rallying around me and, I didn't want to deprive the people of their hero.
Uh, the people who carried you to class? The people who massaged your toes? The people who cut the crusts off your sandwiches, because crusts made your foot hurt? Here's your straw, Kacey.
You better hold on to it for the next time you hurt something, because I will not be making another one.
I'm sorry.
I mean, as soon As I found out that my foot was better, I should have just come clean.
I'll find a way to make it up to you.
And you guys too.
Well, the kennel is almost finished, but the animal shelter still needs money.
I know a great way we can raise money.
We could put on a concert, and we'll do it right over here.
- It smells really bad here.
- Right over there.
What do you know? There's Mark, and I'm hanging with you guys Again.
Why don't we just talk to him? You know, casually let him know that we're guys, yes, but that we're just friends.
You know, no romance going on.
The playing field's wide open for him.
Okay, do it.
Hey, Mark.
Hey, I saw your recycling project for community service.
That is some awesome recycling.
Thanks.
Hey, so you may have seen that were just hanging out with our friend Stevie.
Yeah, she's our buddy and only that.
I don't even think of her as a girl.
- Is she a girl? - Good question.
Yes, she's a girl.
Just not a girl that any of us are interested in.
- Not at all.
- Completely unattractive to us as guys.
- Really? Why? - She's beautiful.
Just when you're in a band with somebody, they become more of, like, a sister.
Yes, a sister, who hits you.
- And eats like an animal.
- And farts like a trucker.
All right, that is enough.
Mark, these guys are just my friends.
- I like you.
- You do? Yes.
Um, do you want to hang out after the show? Absolutely.
Um, I'll see you after.
Yeah.
- Wow, did we just hook you up.
- We are good friends.
I eat like an animal and fart like a trucker? You're welcome.
This song is dedicated to the real heroes all around us.
People doing good deeds each day without looking for credit.
So please enjoy the show and give generously.
Mouth wide open, I caught you by surprise.
The way you look at me, boy, I got you hypnotized.
It's like I grew up, yeah, right before your eyes.
I've got a little something I know that you like.
I'm at that point where I'ma just be me.
Because can't nobody do me better, baby.
I'ma make you look at me a little differently.
So watch me do my thing and I'ma spread my wings.
Opinions are like Everybody's got one.
They all got opinions.
Even when you ain't asking.
Hey, hey.
You can have your point of view.
Because up where I'm at you can't see how I do.
Ton-I-I-ight I'ma do what I want.
Ton-I-I-ight I'ma say what I want.
Ton-I-I-ight I'ma move how I want.
I'ma live how I want, I'ma just be me.
Because I'm not her.
And she ain't me.
So don't compare me to some girl, you think I should be.
It's time I do my own thing, let me do my own thing.
I'ma do my own thing tonight.
Because when I look in the mirror.
The face I see belongs to me.
Because opinions are like Everybody's got one.
And they all got opinions.
Even when you ain't asking.
Hey, hey.
You can have your point of view.
Because up where I'm at you can't see how I do.
Dough for doggies, cash for canines, bucks for beagles.
How many of those do you have? Moola for mongrels.
I'ma live how I want, I'ma just be me tonight.
Guys, do I really have to do this? We've been elbow deep in manure and worms.
All you have to do is ride a bike.
It's called The Poop Devil 7000.
Okay, so I just pedal up and down the rows? - Piece of cake.
- Yup.
We're gonna go kick back in the shade.
Have fun, now.
Ow.
Ow.
Guys, I think I hurt my Oh, whatever.
I'll walk it off.
You said "it may not be glamorous but what's more nobel than feeding the hungry?" Wow I'm pretty awesome.
I think you mean pretty and awesome.
Oh, brother.
So, what do you say guys - Let's get our poop on.
- Oh well the gardening term is manure.
- Oh, pardon me for not being proper.
- Oh fancy.
Okay, now, usually spreading manure on your vegetables, is a messy, tiring, time consuming ordeal.
But no more! I'm about to fertilize this entire garden, with just a few peddles of the Poop Devil 7000.
That's just a bike with a thing on the back.
You will call it the Poop Devil 7000.
All right, I'm about to unleash the beast.
- Oh! - Ah! It got in my nose! There's poop in my nose! Well, we're not gonna win most popular community service project.
People sure are liking The Perfs project.
This country's animal shelters are overcrowded with unwanted Chihuahuas.
So we want to do our part to make sure they have a nice place to live, while they're waiting to be adopted.
Isn't that right, Hector? That's right, Molly! Ole! - You know I don't like that.
- I didn't say anything.
It was Hector.
Well, we couldn't be prouder to have Brewster students, taking on such a worthy cause.
Am I right, people? They'll just do anything for attention.
Back in a minute.
I knew she wouldn't be able to resist the pink helmets.
They are nice.
A cute pink puppy house Such an obvious choice.
Well, when we finish it, we're gonna deliver it to the animal shelter, and they're gonna fill it with adorable little puppies.
You know, you and Gravity 5 should do a community service project.
Oh, we are doing one, a community garden.
It's right over there.
Oh, I hadn't noticed.
And neither has anyone else.
It's not about being noticed.
It's about doing good.
But since my friends already have a handle on things over there.
I just thought, you know, I'd spread some good over here.
I don't know, Kacey.
You've kind of got your own thing going.
Oh, come on, Molly.
I care about all the creatures of the Earth.
Whether they run, swim, or fly.
And I just want to do my part.
To help these little puppies.
Aw! I'm sure we can find something for you to do.
Hey, Mark.
How's the recycling project going? Hey, Stevie.
It's going well, thanks.
Hey, Stevie, let's go.
Uh, well, I better get going.
See you.
I don't get it.
What is wrong with him? I mean, why won't he talk to me? We have English together, and he's super nice, and he seems really into me, but whenever I see him outside of class, he acts like I'm poisonous.
I think the problem's pretty obvious.
Whenever you're outside of class you're surrounded, by the three hottest dudes in school.
- Who? - Me, Nelson, and Kevin.
Uh, hello.
Gun show.
I got to get to the veterinarian, because these pythons are sick.
I mean, look at this jawline, classic.
Hey, how's it going up there, Kacey? It's really hot, and these shingles are scraping my knees, and I hammered my thumb.
And there's a bug in my shirt.
Okay, keep up the good work.
Hey.
Hey, guys? That Chihuahua's sniffing around the chocolate.
Chocolate is poisonous for dogs! Get away, doggy! Get away! Get away.
Whoa! Ow.
- Kacey, are you okay? - What happened? She was up on the roof working her tail off for a good cause, and she fell.
- She's fine.
- No, I'm not.
Ow, my foot.
Oh, gross.
It's swelling up.
I was just trying to stop that dog from eating chocolate.
Kacey made the ultimate sacrifice to save the life of that Chihuahua.
Somebody get this hero a bag of ice.
- And a foot pillow? - And a foot pillow! Only you can be you.
Only I can be me.
You always want to be what you're not.
Can't you be happy with what you've got? You're perfect the way you are.
With your insecurities, flaws, and scars.
Your life's too short to worry.
Don't you know it's true.
Only you can be you.
Only I can be me.
Only you can be you.
Only I can be me.
Only you can be you.
Only I can be me.
Only you can be you.
Only I can be me.
I can be me.
Okay, people, settle down.
So while Mr.
March is out "sick", you're going to behave.
- Are you saying he's not sick? - No, no, no, no, no, he's got "the flu".
Okay, attention, everyone.
Injured Kacey coming through.
Kacey, let me help you find a seat.
Move it, Presler! What happened? - Have you been living under a rock? - I was in Glee Club practice.
- Was Glee Club practice under a rock? - It was in multipurpose room 3.
Was multipurpose room 3 under a rock? Kevin, it's okay.
I just had a little accident.
You need to keep that foot elevated.
For the love of Pete, somebody find a stool.
Uh, it's okay.
I'll be your human tuffet.
Andy, I just don't think that's Let us help you, Kacey, the way you helped those pathetic little Chihuahuas.
- Mr.
Herland? - Yes? Hi, uh, Grace and I were working on the Chihuahua shelter before Kacey was.
I see.
And where's your cast? I don't have one.
I have one, but it's on my shelf at home.
I broke my arm when I was three.
Cutest cast ever.
The point is, ladies, Kacey made a sacrifice.
I'm just saying, it was my idea to save the Chihuahuas in the first place Kacey doesn't need to hear this, Molly.
Now, Kacey, is there anything we can do to make you more comfortable? Just knowing that those Chihuahuas will have a home is comfort enough.
Aw.
All right, open up your textbooks.
- Ow.
- Lower, Andy! Wow.
It's not every day you see that many worms.
Just a teeming, squirming mass of worms.
If you're not a fan of worms, that's Definitely not something you want to see.
Well, I'm not putting them in the compost.
All right, fine, I'll do it.
Babies.
It feels like a moving brain! How do you know what a moving brain feels like? I don't know.
I just do.
Hey, Mark.
What you got there, a load of recycling? - Yup.
- Hah, nailed it.
Hey, you want to help me sort bottles? - Stevie, we need your help.
- Yeah, we were working on the compost - Leave me alone.
- But it's time to do the worms, and Well, we're afraid to touch them.
- Not my problem.
- I better get going.
Oh, one second, Mark.
- Go away now.
- But we really I am not picking up your worms for you.
Do you hear me? Man up.
Use your pythons, and pick up your own worms.
I better run.
All right.
Give me the worms.
- Thank you.
- You the man! Ah! Oh, it's in my mouth! It's in my mouth! I am the man.
What's going on? Oh, Kacey's doing an interview for the school paper.
I mean, I didn't do anything anybody else wouldn't have done.
Did I get injured? That's not the point.
Although I did.
Can I walk? That's not important.
Although I can't.
But if my painful injury saved just One puppy from suffering.
Then let me tell you, it is worth it.
Wow, that's so selfless, Kacey.
Oh, I don't know.
Can someone please fluff my pillow? On it.
It's a little too fluffy.
On it.
Thank you so much for your time, Kacey.
I'll let our hero get her rest.
You're right, she's had a long day of sitting on her butt.
Here's the frozen lemonade you asked for.
Oh, Stevie, you are such a doll.
Thank you.
Ah, so nice and cold.
If only I could sip it at the same time while it's sitting on my ankle.
If only I had a super long straw.
On it.
Well, we better get going.
That garden isn't gonna hoe itself.
Ugh, I wish I could help you guys, but, you know.
Take pictures for me.
Love you.
Love you too.
Okay, no, come on.
You don't love her.
You don't lo You don't you don't love her! Poor Kacey.
This whole garden was her idea, and she can't even participate.
Oh, yeah, poor Kacey.
She's missing out on shoveling dirt.
- And poop.
- Whoa, let's not forget about the worms.
I'm still finding some in my pants.
Well, you heard Kacey.
She's with us in spirit.
Oh, good, her spirit can shovel poop.
Oh, um, I forgot the shovels.
But I will meet you at the garden.
Oh, tell Kacey I'm working on her straw.
All right, all right, I get it.
I've got a message.
Wow, that feels a lot better.
Hello? It's Andy.
Are you decent? Uh Yeah, yeah, it's okay.
Come in.
We're gonna take you to the kennel.
Yeah, we need to get a picture of you for the cover of the school paper.
Hero.
Oh, but I don't know how I'm gonna get there.
You know, foot.
Then we'll carry you.
Come on, fellas, grab the chair.
Hang on a second.
I forgot my boot.
That dirty duck.
We really need to invest in some nose plugs.
Mm-hmm.
It works! Kacey's gonna love it.
Guys, guys, guess what.
- Kacey's faking.
- What? Yeah.
Yeah, I just went by the band room, and I saw her, and she was walking.
What? She can walk? Yes, but then Andy Bartlet came by, and she pretended that she was still hurt.
- She wouldn't do that.
- Hey, I'm just telling you what I saw.
How do you even know it was Kacey? She was in the band room, she was wearing Kacey's clothes, and she was Kacey.
And I can prove it.
I took pictures.
Nelly, she's sitting down in all these pictures.
Exactly.
Because I took them right after she was standing.
This means nothing, I have thousands of pictures of Kacey sitting.
She's not walking now.
Nice and easy, fellas.
Uh, what is Her Majesty doing here? Oh, I just need to get a photo of Kacey in front of her kennel.
Her kennel? Her kennel? - Her kennel! - Calm down.
Do what I do.
Empty your mind.
Oh, Dahlia, it's not my kennel.
It's our kennel, though there is talk of putting my name on it.
What talk? I haven't heard of this talk.
Okay, come on, we're gonna go for a walk.
Empty your mind.
Empty your mind.
Guys, I'm telling you, I know what I saw.
Look, don't trust your eyes.
Trust your heart.
My heart says my eyes saw Kacey walking around.
Wait.
What did you say? Kacey can walk? That dirty duck.
- Oh, that's exactly what I said.
- Oh! So we've been working out here in the heat and the poop and she's been inside Nowhere near any heat or poop? - Would she really do that? - I'm sorry.
Have you met her? - Why don't we just go ask her? - You really think she's gonna come clean? They're calling this one little Kacey.
Not my idea but a good one.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Look, if she's faking, I know just how to flush her out.
- Oh, trust me, she is faking.
- You're wrong.
- You'll see.
- All right, let's do this.
All right.
What was on your hand? I think we both know the answer to that.
This is a new shirt! Good work today.
Good work, everyone.
- I am so tired.
- Me too.
Yeah, it's been a long day for all of us.
You know, I don't think I even have the energy to try on these boots.
Boots? What boots? Oh, the people at Marcel Gerard, heard about our project.
And they donated all these fabulous designer work boots to the cause.
Omg.
These are the new ones.
- Mm-hum.
- I mean, these just came out this week.
I know.
It's too bad you have that thing on your foot.
Yeah, so tragic.
You can't even try them on.
- Poor Kacey.
- Poor, poor Kacey.
Oh, well.
See you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
Boots, come to Kacey.
Oh, yeah, get Uh-huh, fancy.
Oh.
Oh, just my size too.
It's like my birthday, oh, yeah! That's right, seven and a half.
I can walk.
It's a miracle! You're nailed, Kacey.
The boots do look good.
But that's besides the point, you dirty duck.
Sorry, Nelson.
You were right.
I was wrong.
I'm not going to gloat, despite how incredibly right I was.
And how incredibly wrong you were.
Thanks for not gloating, buddy.
That that was gloating.
How did you miss that? Well, I really did hurt my foot.
It's just that everyone was rallying around me and, I didn't want to deprive the people of their hero.
Uh, the people who carried you to class? The people who massaged your toes? The people who cut the crusts off your sandwiches, because crusts made your foot hurt? Here's your straw, Kacey.
You better hold on to it for the next time you hurt something, because I will not be making another one.
I'm sorry.
I mean, as soon As I found out that my foot was better, I should have just come clean.
I'll find a way to make it up to you.
And you guys too.
Well, the kennel is almost finished, but the animal shelter still needs money.
I know a great way we can raise money.
We could put on a concert, and we'll do it right over here.
- It smells really bad here.
- Right over there.
What do you know? There's Mark, and I'm hanging with you guys Again.
Why don't we just talk to him? You know, casually let him know that we're guys, yes, but that we're just friends.
You know, no romance going on.
The playing field's wide open for him.
Okay, do it.
Hey, Mark.
Hey, I saw your recycling project for community service.
That is some awesome recycling.
Thanks.
Hey, so you may have seen that were just hanging out with our friend Stevie.
Yeah, she's our buddy and only that.
I don't even think of her as a girl.
- Is she a girl? - Good question.
Yes, she's a girl.
Just not a girl that any of us are interested in.
- Not at all.
- Completely unattractive to us as guys.
- Really? Why? - She's beautiful.
Just when you're in a band with somebody, they become more of, like, a sister.
Yes, a sister, who hits you.
- And eats like an animal.
- And farts like a trucker.
All right, that is enough.
Mark, these guys are just my friends.
- I like you.
- You do? Yes.
Um, do you want to hang out after the show? Absolutely.
Um, I'll see you after.
Yeah.
- Wow, did we just hook you up.
- We are good friends.
I eat like an animal and fart like a trucker? You're welcome.
This song is dedicated to the real heroes all around us.
People doing good deeds each day without looking for credit.
So please enjoy the show and give generously.
Mouth wide open, I caught you by surprise.
The way you look at me, boy, I got you hypnotized.
It's like I grew up, yeah, right before your eyes.
I've got a little something I know that you like.
I'm at that point where I'ma just be me.
Because can't nobody do me better, baby.
I'ma make you look at me a little differently.
So watch me do my thing and I'ma spread my wings.
Opinions are like Everybody's got one.
They all got opinions.
Even when you ain't asking.
Hey, hey.
You can have your point of view.
Because up where I'm at you can't see how I do.
Ton-I-I-ight I'ma do what I want.
Ton-I-I-ight I'ma say what I want.
Ton-I-I-ight I'ma move how I want.
I'ma live how I want, I'ma just be me.
Because I'm not her.
And she ain't me.
So don't compare me to some girl, you think I should be.
It's time I do my own thing, let me do my own thing.
I'ma do my own thing tonight.
Because when I look in the mirror.
The face I see belongs to me.
Because opinions are like Everybody's got one.
And they all got opinions.
Even when you ain't asking.
Hey, hey.
You can have your point of view.
Because up where I'm at you can't see how I do.
Dough for doggies, cash for canines, bucks for beagles.
How many of those do you have? Moola for mongrels.
I'ma live how I want, I'ma just be me tonight.
Guys, do I really have to do this? We've been elbow deep in manure and worms.
All you have to do is ride a bike.
It's called The Poop Devil 7000.
Okay, so I just pedal up and down the rows? - Piece of cake.
- Yup.
We're gonna go kick back in the shade.
Have fun, now.
Ow.
Ow.
Guys, I think I hurt my Oh, whatever.
I'll walk it off.