Motown Magic (2018) s01e21 Episode Script
Don't Mess with Bill
1
-["ABC" playing]
-[children singing]
You went to school to learn, girl ♪
Things you never, never knew before ♪
Like I before E, except after C ♪
And why two plus two makes four ♪
Now, now, now, I'm gonna teach you ♪
Teach you, teach you ♪
All about love, yeah ♪
All about love ♪
Sit yourself down and take a seat ♪
All you gotta do is repeat after me ♪
A, B, C ♪
Easy as one, two, three ♪
Or simple as do, re, mi ♪
A, B, C
One, two, three ♪
Baby, you and me, girl! ♪
A, B, C, it's easy ♪
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three ♪
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C ♪
That's how easy love can be! ♪
Hey Ben! Number Three Pickle Wrench.
Pickle Wrench, Pickle Wrench.
Wrench! Can't I help, Benji?
Sorry, Ella,
Dad and I need to work on this together.
[Ella sighs]
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
Ah. Hey, what you doin', Ella girl?
Not helping Benji and Daddy
make a go-kart.
You know, for the Motown Mini-Moto Derby.
Oh, yeah, the big race.
Don't Mickey and his dad
win that every year?
[clears throat] Yeah.
But that was before they faced
the Double-B Special.
That's Double-B, for "Ben and Bill."
Check out our kart.
Um, it just needs some, uh,
minor adjustments.
And you think this is gonna beat Mickey?
Uh, yeah? Maybe.
Uh, Dad? Why is this such a big deal?
It's just Well, it's just that,
you know Mickey's dad and me
grew up together.
Yeah, Clarence was your best buddy.
Right. Back then,
he used to call me Big Bill,
'cause I was bigger
and better at sports than him.
In fact, I was so good,
all the other kids used to say
[singing] Don't mess with Bill
Don't mess with Bill ♪
[Bill] But then
Clarence got bigger and better,
and well,
nobody called me Big Bill anymore.
Then he became a star basketball player
and moved out of town.
I was proud of him, but I wanted
to be more like him, too.
I guess that's why I wanna win this.
I get it.
Well, least we got the best driver
in Motown at the wheel, huh?
That's the spirit, Benny Boy!
Anyway, race is tomorrow, so
Um, I might stay here and, uh,
tighten a few bolts.
[car honks]
They'll be sayin' it again soon, Dad.
"Don't mess with Bill."
Hey, everyone, I need a little help here.
ABC, easy as one, two, three!
What's the trouble, Benja-matic?
[chuckles] We got you covered, brother.
Yeah, just lead the way, Benny.
[singing] Don't mess with Bill
No, no, no, no ♪
Don't mess with Bill ♪
-Say it one more time ♪
-Don't mess with Bill ♪
[Ben snoring]
[Bill] Ben! Ben!
I've been lookin' for you everywhere.
Whoa! What'd you do to the kart?
[yawns] Just a couple
of minor adjustments?
Come on!
We gotta get this baby down to the race.
[crowd cheering]
All right, everybody.
Welcome to the Motown Mini-Moto Derby.
I'm Motorhead Marvin, on the main mic.
And I'm here as Racing Ruby
on the rockin' keyboard.
[all] Yeah!
Excuse me, everyone.
I don't wanna draw any attention to me
and my son's wonderful vehicle, but look.
Yo, yo, yo! My racing relations!
Uncle Rod? Isn't this a race for kids?
Hey, I'm a kid at heart,
and if anyone asks,
I'm not using plutonium as fuel.
Mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm, definitely not.
[Clarence] Hey, there.
Wow! Nice car, Clarence.
Yours looks good too, Bill. [chuckles]
May the best kart and driver win.
He said the best driver, Benji.
Sorry, Ella, but I think I got this.
All right now. Are you ready, set
Whoa!
Ooh-wee! There goes our Rodney.
[grunts] And go!
-Yeah!
-[crowd] Whoo! Yeah!
[singing] Now, there's Johnny
There's Joe ♪
And there's Frank and Jim ♪
Just to name a few ♪
Now Bill's got me and I got him ♪
I'm sure there's one for you ♪
Hear what I say
Girls keep away ♪
Uh-huh ♪
Don't mess with Bill
No, no, no, no ♪
After the first lap,
it's Mickey's car in the lead.
But the Double-B is breathin'
down his neck.
Ooh, oh, baby,
just look at those go-karts go, go, go!
Whoa!
Double-B and Mickey have taken
a one lap over everyone.
This race is electrifying.
[tires screeching]
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
[both grunting]
Oh, no!
[coughs]
[Mickey whistles]
Whoa! That was amaze-wheels!
I mean, are you okay?
Yeah, but I think my kart is dead.
Nothing my Pickle Wrench can't fix.
We're still gonna win, Benny.
Ha! Dream on, Bill.
Mickey and me got that trophy in the bag.
Not this year, Clarence.
Our Double-B is the fastest kart
on the track.
Sure! If you don't count our kart,
which makes your kart
look like a piece of junk.
Just make sure you win, okay, Benny?
Hey, hey, is this still
a kids' go-kart race,
or like the most important event ever
in the whole universe?
Ha, ha! Whoa!
Good golly, what a turnaround.
With the two leading karts laid up,
the other racers are catching up fast.
Oh, my goodness, this is exciting.
Can they fix their carts in time, though?
Stay tuned. Rockin' race fans, stay tuned.
I don't like the way this is going.
Me neither. Whoever wins,
the other dad's gonna be so mad about it.
Ow!
What if you let Stephanie win instead?
Ha! Great idea, Ange.
But our dads will know
we did it on purpose.
Oh, yeah. Horrible idea, Ange.
[imitates engine]
Unless
ABC, easy as one, two, three.
You up for a race, Jimmy?
Am I ever!
Let's rock and roll!
Wait, wait, we, um
we have to conceal camouflage
disguise you first.
Okay. Oh, okay,
I gotta have something in here.
Uh, no.
[squeaking] No.
A-ha! [chuckles]
Does my fender look big in this?
Uh, no, no, no, it doesn't.
But I kinda need you to look more scrappy.
Scrappy? Oh, man!
The things I do for you.
-[engine starts]
-Hey, hey, Mickey.
Ready to win this thing or what?
Yes! Ben! Ben! Where are you?
[Ben] Right here.
Go, go, go! You gotta win.
Boom, we got ourselves a race again.
What do you say, Rockin' Ruby?
Ooh, you know what I say.
Oh, my goodness, Marvin.
Even my keyboard's gettin' excited.
But what's this?
A mystery car just entered the field.
-Whoa!
-[laughing]
[tires screeching]
[cheering]
Uh, who's the driver?
Ella? That's my girl!
Did you see me, Daddy?
I beat Benji and everyone.
[crowd cheering]
Hey, I gotta ask y'all,
where'd you get this crazy fast car?
Hiya, Mickey! [chuckles]
Don't you recognize me?
Uh, hey, uh, Bill?
Sorry I got a bit, um,
over-competitive back there.
Oh, I'm sorry too, Clarence.
Um, still buddies?
Oh, always, hombre.
I guess, sometimes it isn't really
that important to win, huh?
Yeah.
Benji, I won! I won, I won!
[Rod] Um, hello.
Motown, we have a problem.
A, B, C, it's easy ♪
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three ♪
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C ♪
That's how easy love can be! ♪
Come on, come on
Let me show you what it's all about! ♪
A, B, C, it's easy ♪
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three ♪
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C ♪
That's how easy love can be! ♪
A, B, C, it's easy ♪
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three ♪
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C ♪
That's how easy love can be! ♪
-["ABC" playing]
-[children singing]
You went to school to learn, girl ♪
Things you never, never knew before ♪
Like I before E, except after C ♪
And why two plus two makes four ♪
Now, now, now, I'm gonna teach you ♪
Teach you, teach you ♪
All about love, yeah ♪
All about love ♪
Sit yourself down and take a seat ♪
All you gotta do is repeat after me ♪
A, B, C ♪
Easy as one, two, three ♪
Or simple as do, re, mi ♪
A, B, C
One, two, three ♪
Baby, you and me, girl! ♪
A, B, C, it's easy ♪
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three ♪
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C ♪
That's how easy love can be! ♪
Hey Ben! Number Three Pickle Wrench.
Pickle Wrench, Pickle Wrench.
Wrench! Can't I help, Benji?
Sorry, Ella,
Dad and I need to work on this together.
[Ella sighs]
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
Ah. Hey, what you doin', Ella girl?
Not helping Benji and Daddy
make a go-kart.
You know, for the Motown Mini-Moto Derby.
Oh, yeah, the big race.
Don't Mickey and his dad
win that every year?
[clears throat] Yeah.
But that was before they faced
the Double-B Special.
That's Double-B, for "Ben and Bill."
Check out our kart.
Um, it just needs some, uh,
minor adjustments.
And you think this is gonna beat Mickey?
Uh, yeah? Maybe.
Uh, Dad? Why is this such a big deal?
It's just Well, it's just that,
you know Mickey's dad and me
grew up together.
Yeah, Clarence was your best buddy.
Right. Back then,
he used to call me Big Bill,
'cause I was bigger
and better at sports than him.
In fact, I was so good,
all the other kids used to say
[singing] Don't mess with Bill
Don't mess with Bill ♪
[Bill] But then
Clarence got bigger and better,
and well,
nobody called me Big Bill anymore.
Then he became a star basketball player
and moved out of town.
I was proud of him, but I wanted
to be more like him, too.
I guess that's why I wanna win this.
I get it.
Well, least we got the best driver
in Motown at the wheel, huh?
That's the spirit, Benny Boy!
Anyway, race is tomorrow, so
Um, I might stay here and, uh,
tighten a few bolts.
[car honks]
They'll be sayin' it again soon, Dad.
"Don't mess with Bill."
Hey, everyone, I need a little help here.
ABC, easy as one, two, three!
What's the trouble, Benja-matic?
[chuckles] We got you covered, brother.
Yeah, just lead the way, Benny.
[singing] Don't mess with Bill
No, no, no, no ♪
Don't mess with Bill ♪
-Say it one more time ♪
-Don't mess with Bill ♪
[Ben snoring]
[Bill] Ben! Ben!
I've been lookin' for you everywhere.
Whoa! What'd you do to the kart?
[yawns] Just a couple
of minor adjustments?
Come on!
We gotta get this baby down to the race.
[crowd cheering]
All right, everybody.
Welcome to the Motown Mini-Moto Derby.
I'm Motorhead Marvin, on the main mic.
And I'm here as Racing Ruby
on the rockin' keyboard.
[all] Yeah!
Excuse me, everyone.
I don't wanna draw any attention to me
and my son's wonderful vehicle, but look.
Yo, yo, yo! My racing relations!
Uncle Rod? Isn't this a race for kids?
Hey, I'm a kid at heart,
and if anyone asks,
I'm not using plutonium as fuel.
Mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm, definitely not.
[Clarence] Hey, there.
Wow! Nice car, Clarence.
Yours looks good too, Bill. [chuckles]
May the best kart and driver win.
He said the best driver, Benji.
Sorry, Ella, but I think I got this.
All right now. Are you ready, set
Whoa!
Ooh-wee! There goes our Rodney.
[grunts] And go!
-Yeah!
-[crowd] Whoo! Yeah!
[singing] Now, there's Johnny
There's Joe ♪
And there's Frank and Jim ♪
Just to name a few ♪
Now Bill's got me and I got him ♪
I'm sure there's one for you ♪
Hear what I say
Girls keep away ♪
Uh-huh ♪
Don't mess with Bill
No, no, no, no ♪
After the first lap,
it's Mickey's car in the lead.
But the Double-B is breathin'
down his neck.
Ooh, oh, baby,
just look at those go-karts go, go, go!
Whoa!
Double-B and Mickey have taken
a one lap over everyone.
This race is electrifying.
[tires screeching]
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
[both grunting]
Oh, no!
[coughs]
[Mickey whistles]
Whoa! That was amaze-wheels!
I mean, are you okay?
Yeah, but I think my kart is dead.
Nothing my Pickle Wrench can't fix.
We're still gonna win, Benny.
Ha! Dream on, Bill.
Mickey and me got that trophy in the bag.
Not this year, Clarence.
Our Double-B is the fastest kart
on the track.
Sure! If you don't count our kart,
which makes your kart
look like a piece of junk.
Just make sure you win, okay, Benny?
Hey, hey, is this still
a kids' go-kart race,
or like the most important event ever
in the whole universe?
Ha, ha! Whoa!
Good golly, what a turnaround.
With the two leading karts laid up,
the other racers are catching up fast.
Oh, my goodness, this is exciting.
Can they fix their carts in time, though?
Stay tuned. Rockin' race fans, stay tuned.
I don't like the way this is going.
Me neither. Whoever wins,
the other dad's gonna be so mad about it.
Ow!
What if you let Stephanie win instead?
Ha! Great idea, Ange.
But our dads will know
we did it on purpose.
Oh, yeah. Horrible idea, Ange.
[imitates engine]
Unless
ABC, easy as one, two, three.
You up for a race, Jimmy?
Am I ever!
Let's rock and roll!
Wait, wait, we, um
we have to conceal camouflage
disguise you first.
Okay. Oh, okay,
I gotta have something in here.
Uh, no.
[squeaking] No.
A-ha! [chuckles]
Does my fender look big in this?
Uh, no, no, no, it doesn't.
But I kinda need you to look more scrappy.
Scrappy? Oh, man!
The things I do for you.
-[engine starts]
-Hey, hey, Mickey.
Ready to win this thing or what?
Yes! Ben! Ben! Where are you?
[Ben] Right here.
Go, go, go! You gotta win.
Boom, we got ourselves a race again.
What do you say, Rockin' Ruby?
Ooh, you know what I say.
Oh, my goodness, Marvin.
Even my keyboard's gettin' excited.
But what's this?
A mystery car just entered the field.
-Whoa!
-[laughing]
[tires screeching]
[cheering]
Uh, who's the driver?
Ella? That's my girl!
Did you see me, Daddy?
I beat Benji and everyone.
[crowd cheering]
Hey, I gotta ask y'all,
where'd you get this crazy fast car?
Hiya, Mickey! [chuckles]
Don't you recognize me?
Uh, hey, uh, Bill?
Sorry I got a bit, um,
over-competitive back there.
Oh, I'm sorry too, Clarence.
Um, still buddies?
Oh, always, hombre.
I guess, sometimes it isn't really
that important to win, huh?
Yeah.
Benji, I won! I won, I won!
[Rod] Um, hello.
Motown, we have a problem.
A, B, C, it's easy ♪
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three ♪
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C ♪
That's how easy love can be! ♪
Come on, come on
Let me show you what it's all about! ♪
A, B, C, it's easy ♪
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three ♪
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C ♪
That's how easy love can be! ♪
A, B, C, it's easy ♪
-It's like counting up to three ♪
-One, two, three ♪
-Sing a simple melody ♪
-Do, re, mi, A, B, C ♪
That's how easy love can be! ♪