That's So Raven (2003) s01e21 Episode Script

1 Come on, Chelsea.
Reach.
You're so close.
Rae, I can't do it.
Yes, you can.
Just a little bit further.
Little bit further.
Almost got it.
Girl, "Mocha Frost.
" My favorite.
Now I can look good when I'm coming down.
See you at the bottom.
Ooh, maybe we should take the long way to the locker room and avoid, you know Yeah, the Jock Block.
There is no way I'm walking through all that looking like all this.
I know.
I mean, my hair's all a mess I'm, like, really sweaty.
And, FYI, you kind of smell a little.
Actually, you smell a lot.
Uh, just keeping it real, Rae.
Keeping it real.
Hey, Chelsea, I taught you that phrase, okay? Don't use it against me.
Look.
Eddie hurt his foot.
And it's rock climbing week in gym.
Think there's a connection? Watch this.
Hey, Eddie, there's, uh, free pizza in the cafeteria! Free pizza?! I mean ow.
Eddie, it's a wall.
Climb it.
Hey, I don't do heights, okay? Birds got to fly, fish got to swim and Eddie's got to stay on the ground.
Come on, Eddie.
You're good in, like, every other sport.
Basketball, baseball Again, all on the ground.
I made it! I just saw you climb the wall, okay? You are going to make it all the way to the top.
Really? You know what this means? Glory, I'm healed! I can walk! I love that you're psychic.
What's the matter, Eddie? Afraid of heights? I hate that she's psychic.
Yep, that's me.
Eddie, I said I was sorry.
Can't you just forget it? I mean, everybody else has.
Help me.
I'm frozen with fear.
I need my mommy.
That is so funny.
Y'all sound just like me.
On the real.
See what you did? You know, Eddie, on the bright side after this week, you know wall climbing week will be over and then everyone will forget about it and stop teasing you.
You know, until next year.
That's right, Eddie, look.
They're not taking the wall down until tomorrow.
That's when I must have seen you climb it-- in gym tomorrow.
All right, that's great.
After tomorrow the whole school will know Eddie Thomas is no wimp.
But until then, I think I'm going to take the back way to class.
Give it up for the vision, right? Bam.
Bam.
Girl, I just had the best vision about you.
I saw you walking down Jock Block looking fine and all eyes were on you.
Oh, really? Wow, you mean I've got it going on? Hey, Chelsea did I teach you that line? Yeah.
Well, we're going to have to work on that one as well.
Come on.
So, where'd your folks go again? Jamaica.
They're on their third honeymoon.
Oh, gosh, that's so romantic.
Uh, no, it's not, okay? On their second honeymoon, we ended up with my brother.
Do you like having your grandma around? Oh, yeah, she's cool but don't call her "grandma" 'cause she always says "Cookie, as long as I've got my own teeth "and my butt's still higher than my knees no one calls me grandma.
" All right, come on.
Come on.
Give it up! Give it up, little man.
Never! I'm going to touché your little tushy.
That's your grandma? Hey, I heard that.
Don't use that kind of language around here.
It's Vivian.
Hey, Viv.
Hey, Cookie.
Fight's over, little man.
Here you go.
Woo, did you work up an appetite? Yup.
Good, 'cause I whipped you up something a little special.
Say hello to your great uncle Earl.
Got you.
You wait.
I'm going to get you back.
Well, bring it on, little man.
Bring it on.
Hey, Viv I want you to meet my bestest friend, Chelsea.
Oh, nice to meet you, Chelsea.
Yeah, she has a date with destiny.
Well, hey, a date's a date.
Honey, we got to get you out of that plaid and into something bad.
Here you go.
Voila.
Wow, all my grandma carries in her purse are old mints and used tissues.
Well, you never know when they're going to ask you to put on a Show! Okay, time to get you dressed.
Do you like these boots? Oh, I love those.
Good, I think I wanted to wear these tomorrow.
Um, these are the ones that I saw you in, girl.
The Jock Block is going to love them.
Wait a minute.
How 'bout a hat? I wore this little number when I sang for the troops.
Wow, the Army? Nope, the Cub Scouts.
Honey, I was one hot-looking den mother.
Hey, Viv.
Yeah? Yeah, come back.
I've got to get Chelsea into a fly outfit.
I love when Raven has her visions about me.
Oh, I remember when she was a baby.
She used to stop and stare into space with this real serious look on her face.
Oh, she was having one of her visions? Nope, taking a poop.
Her vision face was more like this-- Hey, Viv.
Yeah, sharing time's over.
What do you think of this? Viv you look tired.
Come sit.
Oh, honey, that's so sweet, but I I think I'm going I'm going to sneeze Got you.
What is taking you so long? Lacing these boots.
Next time, could you buy some with zippers? Okay, maybe this will help you move a little faster.
I was just walking down Jock Block-- three words, okay? Look ing good.
Must get on Yeah, you thought Jordan's comeback was big? Well, in five minutes Eddie Thomas is climbing that wall again.
Go ahead, read up.
Go on, read, read, read.
Thomas are you sure you want an audience for this? You bet he does.
Does this look like a man who can't take on a challenge? That's his head, but that's not his body.
Well, does that look like the head of a man who can't take on a challenge? Yeah, what she said.
I'm so proud of you.
No fear of heights is going to keep my boy down.
You know what, I'll be there as soon as Chelsea's finished.
Good luck.
I don't need it as long as I got my psychic friend.
Here we go Take me higher Now, how about this? Here we go Take me higher Chelsea Walk with me, walk with me.
What are you doing? What are you doing? Their eyes were, like, glued to me.
Yeah, and, um, so is that.
What? Okay, um, please tell me you just put this there.
Well, girl, you know you look hot.
From the front.
How could you do this, Rae? That was the Jock Block.
Thanks a lot.
No, but it's not my fault.
Chelsea, it's these it's these stupid visions.
Girl, they keep messing up everybody.
I mean, first it's Eddie and now you.
Oh, no.
Eddie.
Eddie.
Eddie Raven.
All right, you guys, break it up.
There's nothing left here to see.
Moving on, move on.
Here, let me help you.
No, I'll do it.
I think you already helped enough.
Man, I'm the biggest joke in the school now.
Man, your visions are whack.
Why can't you just be more Normal? Hi.
You know, I was looking for you guys in the cafeteria and then, you know, I thought where would two people who hate me go? And here you are.
These must be the hate-me stairs.
Ooh, and those must be the other hate-me stares.
Get it? The stairs and then the hate-me stares? Right.
You guys, look what am I supposed to do? Okay, you don't want me to tell you my visions.
What do you want me to do? go on some type of psychic strike or something? Sounds good to me.
Yeah, no more visions.
Unless a piano is about to fall on my head.
Then you can tell me.
I mean Or you can just keep it to yourself.
Okay, so Starting today I will no longer tell you my visions.
Friends? Friends.
Friends.
I love y'all.
If I get hit by a piano I'm blaming you.
Okay, I'm next.
Which one do you think I should sing? This one I always sing but this one has that really high note that Vivian's been helping me with.
I think, uh Uh Go for the high note, right? Your choice.
Great.
Hi.
Chelsea Daniel.
Amazing grace, how sweet the sound That saved a wretch like me Hey, Eddie.
Yeah.
Never mind.
Ah, there's nothing like roasting marshmallows over a campfire.
Hey, come on, cookie, smile.
You used to like camping out in the living room when you were little.
What's going on, kid? Can we talk about it later? Sure.
It's later.
Now talk.
It's these visions-- I hate them.
I know exactly how you feel.
No one knows how I feel-- not even my friends.
Sometimes I feel like I'm some kind of freak or something.
Do you feel like if you tell your friends your visions and it doesn't work out, that it's all our fault? And if you don't tell them and bad stuff happens it's still your fault? And more than anything you just wish you were normal? That's exactly how I feel but I've never told anyone that before.
How could you know? Grandma, are you psychic? Well, I don't know who this grandma person is but Viv is.
How do you think I knew what Corey was up to with his whoopie cushion? As a matter of fact, he's on his way downstairs right now with a couple of water balloons.
Corey, don't even think about it! Oh, man! I wish I could just stay in this tent forever and never come out.
Been there.
That is not the answer.
Just a minute.
Got to have my sound effects.
You know, cookie being psychic is a gift.
It's what makes us special.
And you're a lucky girl to have friends you can share it with.
But if I keep sharing, I'm not going to have any friends.
Cookie good friends don't go away that easy.
Thanks.
Ah, for what, sweetie? Telling me that you're psychic.
Now I know I'm not the only one.
And if you ever need to talk you can always call.
Of course, I'll know it's you before I pick up.
'Cause you'll have a vision? No, I got caller ID.
Get with the program, kid.
And answer that phone.
Hello.
What?! Okay, okay, I'll be right there.
What's wrong? And you call yourself a psychic.
Eddie, what are you doing up there?! Well, I think I'm climbing a wall but I've got my eyes shut.
Okay, I'm going to open them now.
Yep.
I'm on a wall.
Eddie, who are you doing this for? Everybody's gone home.
I don't care, Chels.
I'm doing this for me.
Eddie, be careful.
Move slowly, okay? Okay.
Okay, now, hurry.
Hold on.
Get it.
I made it! Yay! Now come down.
Yay, Eddie.
That was good.
That was my vision.
Yeah, and I love your visions.
Love 'em, love 'em, love 'em.
Yeah.
Man, you guys sure are tiny.
Oh, we've got you.
We've got you.
Don't worry.
Move over, now! One, two, three! This is way better.
Okay, guys, listen.
The trick is to stay calm.
I'll be okay as long as I stand on this rock thing.
You guys, this is all my fault again.
Listen, if you want to drop me as a friend I totally understand.
What? You just climbed up a wall to save my butt, Rae.
You don't drop friends like that.
But I'm still going to have visions.
So what, Rae? Come on.
Sure, they're going to mess us up sometimes, you know and we're going to get really mad and act like we hate you but, well, that's what friends do.
We're not going anywhere.
Yeah.
We all got our stuff.
I mean, you may not notice about me but I'm scared of heights.
I feel a group hug coming on.
I love you guys.
Oh, man, I love you, too.
I'd love to get down.
Oh Hey! Hey, Viv! Hey, Coach.
Thought I might find you here, Cookie.
How'd she know we were here? Oh, because me and Viv, we're like this.
Can't we just leave her up there? I mean, this is like a dream come true.
Keep dreaming, little man.
Come on, pull.
Eddie, what do I do? Look, Rae, there's one other thing you can do.
Wait, hold on Do you carry a lunch box?! You get right okay.
And, action.
No.
Mouth mouthwash.
You should keep that.
He went in my shirt, oh, God.
Eddie, what do I do? I'm sorry.
He's in my shirt! Help! Eddie, what do I do? There's one other thing you can do, Rae.
You stop smiling! I'm You were laughing and smiled! Don't smile.
Okay.
Do you carry a lunch box?! Um I can't do it.
I'm sorry.
Eddie, what do I do? Look, Rae, there's one other thing you can do-- real little.