Bunnicula (2016) s01e22 Episode Script

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLING)
(GIGGLES)
(GASPING)
I thought we were friends.
Poor Mina.
This is the third night
in a row she's had bad dreams.
HAROLD: Her dark circles
have dark circles.
Ah, my biscuits provide only
temporary relief.
(GRUNTING)
-(SNORES)
-HAROLD: Oh!
I wish there was
a permanent solution.
Mmm
(KNOCKING)
Boop!
And here we go.
Hmm. How much for that
dreamcatcher you got there?
Uh, that model is defective
and for display only.
I'm afraid
it's far too magical
for someone as
unemployed as you.
Let me try something.
(YELLING)
What was that?
Soothing dolphin noises,
hello?
-Really.
-Um
But maybe Mina's more of
a babbling brook fan.
(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
-Harold,
you're just making it worse.
-(BUNNICULA GIGGLING)
Oh, thank goodness.
Bunnicula is back.
Wait a second.
And what dusty new horrors
have you returned with?
(BLOWING HARD)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Ooh, a dreamcatcher.
(GRUNTING)
If you expect me
to believe that's just
a regular old dreamcatcher,
you got another thing coming.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
You do have a bit of
a track record, Bunns.
Hey!
But it's always fun.
And it helps Mina.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Bunnicula says
the dreamcatcher will trap
Mina's nightmare
and allow us to eliminate it.
With only minor side effects.
Fine. But you're responsible
if things come unglued.
Actually, let's just avoid
glue altogether.
My back hair still hasn't
grown back after
the enchanted
macaroni art incident.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
It's not that funny.
(GIGGLES)
I think it's pretty funny.
Nobody asked you,
Macaroni Art.
Oh-uh, nobody ever does.
So, hey, this
dreamcatcher thingamadinger
How do we know
if it's working?
Oh, it just catches dreams,
huh?
(STAMMERS) Bunnicula!
Is this supposed
to be happening?
I'm just gonna tell myself
that this is supposed
to be happening.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh!
So, really though.
How do we know
if it's working?
Good morning!
Whoa! Well, that's new.
What? My cyber arm?
I've had this my whole life.
You can understand us?
Whoa!
Of course, sillies.
Anyways, no time for your
classic wacky shenanigans.
I have something
I need to talk about.
There's this boy.
A boy? (GASPS) A boy!
Oh, tell me everything.
Where did you meet?
Does he like smelly socks?
Is he faster than a squirrel?
Well, this dream seems
pleasant enough, so far.
Is this how it usually goes
with the dreamcatcher?
(CREATURE CHUCKLES)
Oh, the cutest eyes.
Mina, what is that?
Don't wanna deal with it.
-La-la-la!
-All right.
(GRUNTS)
Take this!
Hiyahhh!
Nothing happened! Nothing!
I just, I thought, you know,
we're in a dream.
Dream logic. Uh
Lasers could shoot out of
Bunnicula, do something!
(IN GHOSTLY VOICE) Mina!
(SCREAMING)
-(ALL SCREAMING)
-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Bunnicula, fly.
Get us outta here!
(GRUNTS)
Ugh! Uh-oh!
"Uh-oh?"
What do you mean, "Uh-oh?"
Do the ear-flappies. (GRUNTS)
(SCREAMING)
BOTH: Donut detour!
Are those Beignets?
Mina you have the best dreams.
Uh, this is reality, Harold.
You've been
to Beignet Island before.
HAROLD: I feel like
I would remember.
Great. Your creepy
dreamcatcher has us stuck
in whatever nightmare
Mina wants to avoid.
And now your vampire powers
are buggin' out
for some reason.
MINA: Why would Bunnicula
have vampire powers?
I mean,
he just looks like a vampire.
That's why
I named him Bunnicula.
You guys don't want
any donuts?
Bunnicula, open your mouth.
Ah.
Ahhh!
(GROANS)
Not feeling the donuts, huh?
Mina, you've got to wake up.
We're wildly unprepared
to be facing your nightmares
in here.
MINA: Wake up?
(CHUCKLES)
I don't know
what you're talking about?
There are no nightmares
in here.
Don't want to deal with it.
(HUMMING AND LAUGHING)
She's in complete denial.
We need a different approach
before the nightmare
comes back.
My tooth fell out?
But the vet said I have
perfect oral hygiene.
The only time my teeth ever
fall out are in (GASPS)
(SHIVERING AND STAMMERING)
Nightmare.
(SCREAMING)
Please turn to page 42
in your textbooks.
Psst. Hey, what did you get
for number two?
And also,
how do you hold a pencil?
Uh, you don't have to
take the test, Harold.
We're still in Mina's dream.
Oh, thank goodness.
I thought this was
my nightmare.
So, what's up?
Harold,
you gotta find Bunnicula.
He needs to
get us out of here.
Oh, he's over there.
(GASPS)
Ah!
We are so gonna be
trapped here forever.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
You've been with Mina
this whole time.
You pick up anything
about her nightmare?
Uh
You know, it could be
something to do about
this boy Mina's been
talking about.
Scott Dingleman.
(CREATURE CHUCKLES)
Scott Dingleman!
(CREATURE CHUCKLES)
So, every time she says
this dude's name,
the nightmare shows up.
Nice work, Harold.
We're making progress.
Oh, my gosh, it's him!
Hey, Mina. (CHUCKLES)
-What's up?
-This doofus?
This doofus is giving her
nightmares?
Oh, he's perfect.
Well done, Mina.
(CHUCKLES)
I like your robot arm.
-I like your shirt.
-Yeah.
Pancakes are awesome.
I love pancakes. (CHUCKLES)
Breakfast foods.
We have so much in common.
Oh! Hey, guys, I'd like to
introduce you to
Wait, Mina,
don't say his name!
(IN SLOW MOTION)
Scott Dingleman.
Everything's fine.
It's just a normal day
at school.
Completely normal.
Mina!
Uh?
This is why cats
don't go to school.
Mina, this is a dream.
You've got to wake up!
It's true.
This is just a dream
and nothing can hurt you here.
Mina.
Why did you do it?
Everything's fine.
Everything's fine.
-Everything is fine.
-I thought we were friends.
Everything is Whoa, whoa!
(SCREAMS)
My cyber arm
Can't hold on!
(LAUGHS)
Whoa!
Hang on, Mina.
(GROWLS)
(BUNNICULA SCREAMING)
Bunnicula!
I'll hurt more than
just your feelings, Mina.
(GROANING)
Hey, that's enough.
Nobody messes with my boys.
(YELLS)
My pets are right.
I can't keep pretending
you don't exist.
Take that!
You know,
a very selfish part of me
is jealous right now.
-Mina!
-Who are you?
I've had enough of your
wacky shenanigans.
-Becky?
-You know what you did.
I do?
Good morning, Scott.
I like Scott's pancake shirt.
(GLASS SHATTERING)
See you tomorrow, Scott.
Oh, my gosh, Becky.
You like Scott Dingleman.
I'm afraid you're mad at me
because I was talking to him.
Guys, I think you've
just saved my friendship.
Wow. Hey, cool portal.
The dream world is collapsing.
I think Mina's waking up.
This is our ticket home,
but
How do we get back without
the magical flying glow-bed?
Bunnicula still can't fly.
Well, duh, he's a rabbit.
Where's Harold?
We have to get out of here!
Aw! He's in my old
preschool class.
(SNORING)
Quick, everybody.
All aboard
the blanket express.
Becky!
(DIALING ON PHONE)
(STAMMERS) Becky, it's Mina.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't know
you liked Scott Dingleman.
But I'm not gonna let
some handsome doofus
come between us.
Sisters before misters.
I swear.
Scott Dingleman? Ugh!
I've been over him
for, like, two days.
You sure? You seemed
pretty grumpy this week.
Uh, I'm not mad at you, Mina.
That's just my face.
Besides, I'm really into
Tony Salami right now.
I even updated
my wearable shrine.
I made it with actual salami.
It smells just like him.
(CHOMPS) Mmm.
MINA: Oh, cool.
So, we're good?
-BECKY: The best.
-Awesome.
Wait, wait. We went through
all of that just for
For Mina's peace of mind.
Yeah!
Yeah, it's just
There had to be an easier
(STAMMERS) Whatever.
Oh, let's just be thankful
that the nightmare is over.
(CHUCKLES) All right, Becky.
I'll see you at school.
-Bye-bye.
-(CALL ENDS)
Oh, my gosh!
Harold, we're late
for your vet appointment.
Come on.
It's time to get you fixed.
Huh! Fixed?
(STAMMERS AND SHRIEKS)