Erky Perky (2006) s01e22 Episode Script

Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog Stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
- Go on, Perky, jump!
- I don't think this
is such a good idea!
- Do you have a better idea?
- Okay, okay.
This is wonderful!
Why haven't I oh!
(groans)
(grunts)
I just want to know why
I'm the one always doing the
dangerous stuff.
- Are you saying I'm
not as brave as you?
- No, no, of course not.
- Who always wins when
we played dare double dare?
- Well, there was that
one time you lost to--
- You're challenging me to
a game of dare double dare?
- No, no no no.
- Okay, first dare.
I dare you to,
I dare you to,
(groans)
got it!
Stinks!
- Hi, you called?
(laughs)
- I dare you to hold your
nose against Stink's butt!
- Sure, easy!
No problem.
- For a count of 15!
(laughs)
- One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight
nine, 10, 11, 12,
13, 14.
15!
- You never lost a
dare double dare?
- Never, that was just a fluke!
- So Perky hasn't got a chance!
- He can give it his best shot.
- [Moldy] And I'll love you
forever, for our teeth are
stuck together.
- Oh, I got it!
I dare you to spend the whole
night with Moldy Van Oldy!
(gasps)
- [Moldy] Blue boy!
I was just thinking of you.
I've got a story for you!
- [Erky] Oh, let me guess,
the lost teeth story number 475.
My favorite.
- [Moldy] It was a
cold winter's morning.
And I said if you're gonna
do that with my teeth,
we should get married!
- I can't stand it!
I can't stand it.
- No cheating!
I said the whole night.
(snoring)
(groans)
- Contest.
- Oh!
- That's a good dare, Perky.
One more story and
I'd have been beat.
- Oh, give up then?
Had enough?
Shall we call it a draw?
(laughs)
- For your second dare, Perky,
- Second dare?
- I dare you to challenge
Frenzel to a game of bug eyes!
And win!
(laughs)
- Of course, I love a challenge!
- I hear you're quite good.
- Perky, pal, don't worry.
I'm not gonna make
a big show of this.
- Oh, thanks, Frenzel, thanks.
(upbeat music)
(cheering)
- Hey!
The rules are simple, you
roll your bug eye into the circle,
then I roll my bug
eye and try to hit yours.
I hit your bug eye, I keep it.
- And if you miss?
(laughs)
- Then you get to roll
your bug eye at mine.
- But I don't have any bug eyes.
(laughs)
- Oh, victory tastes so sweet!
- What to do, what
to do, what to do?
- Well look at that, it seems
you have a bug eye after all.
- Hm.
Here we go, here we go.
(laughs)
(cheers)
- I'm unbeatable!
(farts)
(laughs)
- Look at that!
Oh, bug eye, go!
- This is cheating, cheating!
No!
My precious bug eyes!
- Hm, did I win?
- Perky, Perky,
Perky, Perky, Perky!
(laughs)
- This is cool!
- Well stop wasting
time and give me a dare.
- Nah, I don't want to play
anymore, you can be the
most daring.
- No, I want to win, dare me!
- Oh, okay then.
I dare you to,
oh, to walk the tightrope, okay?
- Sure, easy.
- Hey!
Wait for me!
Oh, I'm scared
just looking at it.
- Scared?
Piece of cake.
Nearly there, nearly there.
Steady now.
(laughs)
(gasps)
- You can do it!
(yells)
- It sticks?
I'm stuck!
(laughs)
I am the bravest
I am the daringest
I am the
(yells)
- Two to you, one to Erky.
Perky wins!
- I just need one
more dare to win.
- Oh boy.
- Can't we call it a draw?
- Hold on, Erky's
down two to one.
- He needs a double dare to win!
- They double dare me!
- Do I have to?
- Rule 23-C, particle four.
A challenge to double dare
can not be resisted when
leading by one point.
- I don't know that I
can think of anything.
- It has to be a real challenge.
- Test me, really test me!
Come on!
- I,
- The greatest dare
Kitchen has ever seen!
- I dare you,
I dare you, I double dare you
to get ahold of Mad Margaret's
handbag Albert.
Oh dear, what have I done?
(snoring)
- Pluck your wings off.
Push your highest point.
Fly, baby, fly!
Without wings!
(laughs)
- Careful, Erky, careful.
Don't disturb the beasty!
Oh!
(groans)
(laughs)
you can do it,
you can do it, Erky!
Almost, yes!
Almost!
I did it, yes I did it!
(laughs)
I am the champion!
I am the winner!
Yes!
(laughs)
- Silly bug.
(yells)
- Oh, Erky, are you all right?
- I did it!
- Did what?
- Got ahold of Albert, so I win!
- Where is he, then?
- Who?
- My old friend Albert.
- I had him!
- Well, so, Erky wins.
- Rule 67-F particle eight.
Lactation of proof of
successiveness of double dare
results in point deduction.
- Perky two, Erky none.
Perky's the champion, game over!
- I tried to tell him the rules,
he just won't listen to me.
- But I had him in my hands!
I did, I'm telling you, come on!
- I believe you, Erky.
- You do?
- Of course, you're
my best friend!
- Then I win?
- Well,
- Are you saying I'm
not your best friend?
- No, I just--
- Because if you're my best
friend then you would agree
that I won.
- All right then, you win, Erky.
Okay, you happy now?
Can we end this silly game?
- You know, Perky, you
shouldn't be such a bad loser.
Makes you all tense and uptight.
Sheesh.
(groans)
(upbeat music)