How to Rock (2012) s01e22 Episode Script

I am so excited to find out where we're going for our class trip.
Eeh! Can you turn your excitement down to like a four? Yeah, Kacey, I mean, I'm excited too, but I'm way to cool to squeal.
I got a feeling Mister March is gonna be like "What's up? We're going to Boston, yo".
Or Philadelphia.
Or Paris.
Why would we go to Paris for American history? - Why you got to crush a girl's dream? - We're not trying to, but it's You're wasting your time with those dumb guesses.
Molly already knows where we're going.
Wait, I thought Mister March was keeping it a secret.
- Oh.
- Oh.
Kacey, you are so naive.
What's up, my zit-poppers? All right, it's time for me to announce the class trip.
- We're going to - Washington D.
C.
Eeh! Too cool to squeal, huh? Weak.
Actually, Miss Garfunkel, we were going to D.
C.
But the plans have changed.
Should I still wear this? Our class trip this year Atwood National Forest.
We're going camping! I'm sorry.
I thought you said "camping"? - That is what I said.
- Wait, camping? - Camping! - Camping? Camping! Only you can be you.
Only I can be me.
You always want to be what you're not.
Can't you be happy with what you've got? You're perfect the way you are.
With your insecurities, flaws, and scars.
Your life's too short to worry.
Don't you know it's true.
Only you can be you.
Only I can be me.
Only you can be you.
Only I can be me.
Only you can be you.
Only I can be me.
Only you can be you.
Only I can be me.
I can be me.
Guys, check this out: Night vision infrared stealth goggles.
Cool, cool.
But are they filled with Hello, seven-layer bean dip.
Guys, all you need for camping is this.
- A purse? - It's not a purse.
Looks a whole lot like a purse.
It's my old Falcon Scout bag.
This baby comes equipped with every tool you could possibly need for camping.
Nice purse, Zander.
Okay, I found the solution for our camping situation.
A generator that will power my blow-dryer and foot-massager.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not in the spirit of camping.
Yeah, well, I don't have the spirit of camping.
What? You have a generator too? Of course.
I won't be without certain luxuries if I'm going to go ca-ca-ca - Grace? - Camping.
That.
Okay, listen up.
It's a long drive.
If you have to go to the bathroom, go now.
We will not, I repeat, not be stopping before we get to the campground.
I need to use your bathroom.
It's an emergency! There's an outhouse down by the lake.
Watch out for the ducks.
They bite.
Fish on a wall? Who's your decorator? Well, maybe it's one of those singing fish.
Let's see.
No touching the fish.
I guess we'll never know.
That Rainbow Trout has to be at least 20 pounds.
My grandpa and I caught one once that was bigger than his leg, and his leg is huge! Okay, everybody back on the bus.
It's camping time.
Should we tell him about the duck on his butt? He'll figure it out.
This is where we'll be setting up camp.
Can we grab the rest of the stuff off of the bus? My mom made me a mid-mid-afternoon snack, and I get cranky if I don't snack.
Sorry, but nothing else is coming off the bus.
- What? - Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
He tried to warn you.
Guys, Mister March was just joking.
Good one, Mister March.
Oh, this was no joke, Miss Simon.
We're learning about the pioneers.
And if you want to understand the pioneers' struggle, you have to live like they did.
- What's that mean? - It means no cell phones.
Ha, can you hold on a second? Excuse me? It means no purses.
For the last time, this is my Falcon Scout tool bag.
All right, empty your pockets.
No junk food, no nothing.
Don't even think about getting this stuff off the bus, because the keys will be on my person at all times.
So what now, Mister March? We just sit here on this dirt and wait for a large animal to attack us? No, Molly, because I'm going to separate you into two teams.
And whichever team masters the most pioneer skills will get an "A" on their Midterm.
On this side, you will be The Woodchucks.
And you will be The Pinecones.
Be proud Pinecones.
- Oh, no.
- We're not on the same team? Guys, guys, guys, guys.
- It's only for a couple of days.
- Yeah, and Kevin, you should be happy.
You're with me and Stevie.
We're totally gonna win this thing.
Boom.
Wait a minute.
What do you mean you're.
Gonna win this thing? Well, let's compare teams.
You got me, highly decorated Falcon Scout.
Stevie, toughest girl I know, and Kevin, who is Life is so unfair! And on your team, you got Nelson.
But you've also got Molly and Grace.
- Ladybug.
- Polka-dots are so in right now.
Well, I'm on my team.
And when I set my mind to something, I succeed.
So get ready to fight, because The Woodchucks are going down.
Uh, Kacey, do you have some sort of secret camping knowledge I'm unaware of? Actually, I've gone camping with my grandpa.
See? Grace survived camping.
So how hard can it be? This tent pole should go into this tent pole.
Why aren't you going in? - Okay, what about this way? - Can I try? How can something so stupid be so difficult? Zander? I may be tough, but I'm a city girl.
I don't do Nature.
Don't worry.
My Falcon Scout skills are about to kick into high gear.
Now, who has the tent instructions? - There aren't any.
- Correct.
Because I burned them.
Seems a little extreme.
Zander's still got this.
Right, "Z"? Course I got this.
Come on, look at this.
I don't got this.
Okay, a nail has officially been chipped.
I'm done here.
It's starting to get cold.
Then it's time to build a fire! Oh, this should be good.
Okay.
That looks right.
Now I just need Uh Are you sure that's gonna work? Because you look crazy.
Oh, it'll totally work.
They just need a spark.
I've seen it in movies.
Come on, spark, you dumb rock.
Oh, now, that's a fire.
Grace, did you do this? Yep, I just rubbed a stick against a piece of wood until the friction made a spark.
It's pretty easy.
Huh, I knew there was a spark involved.
Oh, well, I'm glad that Grace got lucky with the fire.
- I'm gonna go focus on the tent.
- Oh, uh, Kacey? I'm sure you probably already know this, but you should tell the others that they have to put the stakes in the ground first.
And then tighten the rope.
I was just about to do that.
Come on, Pinecones, you're doing it all wrong! You need to put the stake in the floor first and then connect it with the rope like I've been telling you.
Any chance you can start a fire without instructions? Totally.
But I'll need some matches.
Okay, if we want the energy to beat The Woodchucks.
We have to conquer this Gross porridge.
And as your leader, I'm going to show you how.
Guys, guys.
Look what I found in my shoe.
Jelly beans.
Wait, why were they in your shoe? Because at the time, my pockets were filled with strawberry twist.
Zander, let go of my hand.
We got to ration these jellybeans if we're gonna defeat The Pinecones.
He's right.
This may be the only real food we get all day, so we can each have one now.
Okay.
Aw, licorice.
Okay, I'm gonna fall asleep, and as soon as I'm unconscious you guys force-feed me the porridge.
Go.
Um, Kacey? Um, I think you're ignoring the solution.
Are you pointing at someone behind Grace? Ewe, Grace, how are you eating that? Mm, I just added some berries I picked this morning.
Oh, no, don't eat those.
Those are poisonous.
I only picked those Poppel Berries because they're Perf for tie-dyeing.
These are the good berries.
Oh, this tastes awesome.
How do you know so much about berries? I've been trying to tell you guys, I go camping with my grandpa.
He taught me everything he knows.
You think you know a person and then you find out they go camping.
Check you out, Kacey.
Great tent, great fire last night.
You've made this glop edible.
You know, you're one heck of a leader.
Mister March, wait.
Grace is the one who has all the great ideas, not me.
Really? Wow.
Keep up the good work, Grace.
Thanks, Kacey.
I mean, I'm useless out here and if we all want to get "A"'s then Grace should be the leader of The Pinecones.
- Oh, wait, you're making Grace our leader? - Me Grace? - You know what you're doing.
- I guess.
- Okay, don't let this go to your head.
- Ha, ha, I won't.
You're on dish duty first.
All right, listen up, my little pioneers.
Each team will need to make a trap using one of these ropes, and anything you can find in the woods.
Oh, we got this.
Okay.
You may have beaten us with the tents, and the fire, but get ready to be destroyed on the trap challenge.
Yeah, we are gonna trap it up.
You can trap it up all you want.
I miss you.
Oh, it's on.
I miss you more.
Get to work.
All right, woodchucks! Woodchucks! So what do we do first? Alright, just throw the rope over the branch.
Okay.
You have to hold on to the other end.
That makes more sense.
All right, the rope is covered.
That's good, Kacey, but a few more leaves would make this Perf.
One is not a few, Kacey.
Better.
And Look at you, Nelson.
You really mastered that half-hitch knot.
I did, didn't it? Yay! Grace, he tied a rope to a stump.
Let's keep things in perspective.
So how's everything going over here? Mister March, look out! One point for The Pinecones.
Okay, guys, this is our chance to finally beat The Pinecones.
- I'm a renowned fisherman.
- Really? Because I'm starting to doubt you were ever even a Falcon Scout.
Kevin, hand me the bait.
Uh I didn't know it would be so wormy.
Oh.
Don't worry, I'll find it.
- Whoa.
- Watch the hook.
- Oh, sorry.
- Whoa, my leather jacket! Bring it back like this.
And release.
I can't believe people actually do this for fun.
People are crazy.
Ah, man, Zander and Kevin are swimming.
I want to go.
- Nelson, do you want to go fish with me? - Okay.
You know, I'm trying to get used to it, but it just feels weird not being the leader.
Well, you don't always have to be in charge.
Well, if I'm not in charge, then what am I supposed to do? Don't do anything.
Look, we're here in this strange alien world where our powers have no value.
Just relax and enjoy the fresh air.
Mm.
Well, I guess if you can do it, then Hey, something's bending my line.
- Maybe it's a fish.
- Oh, what do I do? Um, turn that twirly spin thing! - We're doing fishing! - Yeah, we are! Looks like The Pinecones caught a fish.
That's got to hurt just a little.
All right.
Another point for The Pinecones.
Dry off.
Jelly bean? Chew slowly.
Aw, licorice.
Well, Grace, I have to admit this fish is amazing.
It's gramp's special recipe.
It's Perf.
Grace? We have a proposition for you.
We are willing to trade you seven jellybeans for one fish.
Sounds like a pretty sweet deal if you ask me.
You know, we have more than enough fish.
It's like gramps always said "If you shake a tree full of raccoons".
"It ain't gonna rain possums".
- I don't speak gramps.
- Is that a good thing? Never turn away a hungry camper.
- Oh, I get the connection now.
- Thank you so much.
Come have some fish.
Perfect, perfect.
Our time apart has only made us stronger.
We can handle anything now.
I am loving these berries.
Zander, those are poisonous.
Are you sure? Because I feel Buddy? Are you okay? What cute little tree gnomes you are.
Okay, things just took a strange turn.
Okay, okay, we need to get him to a Doctor fast.
Mister March! Take anything but my socks! Mister March, Zander ate poisonous berries.
You need to drive him to the hospital fast.
Don't panic.
The keys are in my shirt.
Okay, panic.
I've lost the keys.
What? Grace, which way now? I'm I'm not sure.
Guys, why are we stopping? Zander's really wigging out back here.
Hurry! It's really dark.
What's wrong, Grace? I don't know which way to go.
I can't handle this kind of pressure.
Grace, get it together.
I don't want to be the leader anymore.
Kacey, you take over.
What? I mean, I would if I could, but you're the expert here.
Guys, Zander's getting worse.
You're gonna be fine.
Whoa, cool antlers.
Grace.
Being a leader means putting aside your own fears when people need you.
And Zander needs you.
We all need you.
Grace, you can do this.
Okay.
That's the little dipper.
So That's the north star.
We drove here from the south, so So that way? Did you hear that? - I heard a duck.
So what? - Ducks.
Ducks don't fly at night, which means they must be in the lake, which is by that store.
It's that way.
Come on, guys, let's go! Everyone, follow Grace.
- Oh, she's good.
- It's freaky, right? Guide 'em towards freedom, tree gnomes.
My friend ate poisonous Poppel Berries! And I need shampoo! He'll be fine.
I have something for that.
And we're all out of shampoo.
It never ends.
Thank you so much.
You're gonna be okay.
Thanks, friendly deer-lady.
Hands off my antlers.
They're so nice, though.
Hey, guys? I'm sorry I panicked back there.
What? No, Grace, are you kidding me? You really came through for us like a true leader.
Yeah, I'm proud of you, Grace.
And the next time we go camping Will be never, because I'm never doing this again.
And for rallying together to save Zander You all get "A"'s, my pioneers.
And It's all thanks to our awesome leader, Grace! Now, as your leader, I demand a song.
Now, ooh, yeah.
Ooh.
Only you can be you.
Only I can be me.
You always want to be what you're not.
Can't you be happy with what you've got? You're perfect the way you are.
With your insecurities, flaws, and scars.
Life's too short to worry.
Don't you know it's true.
- Don't you know it's true.
- Only you can be you.
You can be you.
I can be me.
You can be you.
I can be me.
You think, you ain't got swagger.
Got to be cooler than you are.
I think, whatever.
- Let 'em know that you're a star.
- That's crazy.
- Be who you want to be.
- No maybes.
- You're a celebrity.
- A celebrity.
Show 'em who you gonna be.
- Only you can be you.
- Yeah, you can be you.
Only I can be me.
You always want to be what you're not.
You always want to be what you're not.
Can't you be happy with what you've got? You're perfect the way you are.
With your insecurities, flaws, and scars.
Life's too short to worry.
Don't you know it's true.
- Only you can be you.
- You can be you.
- Only I can be me.
- I can be me.
You always want to be what you're not.
Can't you be happy with what you've got? I can be me.
- Ya! - Woo! We're never gonna find those keys.
If the pioneers had that attitude, none of us would be alive.
Keep looking.
The bus is in my name.
There they are.
Whoa! Ooh! I guess our rope trap worked after all.
Okay, get me down.
Yes, your rope trick worked.
We're gonna go check the bus for tools.
But it may take us a while to find a tool the pioneers would have used, so hang in there, Mister March.
Enough with the pioneer stuff.
Get me down.
I already gave you "A"'s, you little zit-poppers.