Iron Man: Armored Adventures (2008) s01e22 Episode Script
Don't Worry, Be Happy
1x22 DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY I don't understand.
You don't need to buy anything but you still want to go to the mall.
- You just want to to - Hang out.
But we have to make a couple of stops first.
Khaaaaaan.
What's up, bro? No.
No, no, no.
Just, no.
This is awesome.
This thing has a fridge, dvd no, karaoke.
Please, it will be a blast.
I promise.
Fine.
But we have another stop to make.
Hey Gene.
Potts? It will be a blast, right? - Hey - Dude, Gene sits with Whitney.
Let's just go pick up Tony and Rhodey.
Watch me.
I'm flying.
Hey, we should drive to Bermuda.
Whitney, you and me Bermuda? Happy, you can't drive to Bermuda, it's an island.
But otherwise we're on, right? Don't touch the buttons.
You need lighten up, Gene Khan.
Have some fun.
All of you.
Don't you wanna have a little adventure in your life? No, not really.
Not that kind.
- I'm fine.
- I don't like you.
Lame.
You champs need to to get onboard Happy-train.
Dude.
Follow him! Move.
Guys, really, I think we should leave.
Iron Man is probably fine.
Awesome.
Come on, you've been avoiding this for effort.
You've got to try the armor.
For the last time.
No, I don't! There are million reasons, this is a bad idea.
Name one.
I You these birds what if I can't.
The armor won't fit me.
I've designed it with extendable parts for different proportions.
It will fit anyone.
You're not even bigger than me.
Okay, fine.
Try it.
That's the worst thing that can happen, right? I'm out.
Tony, how am I doing? Do you have your eyes open? It just takes a time, untill you get into it.
Maybe you should fly a little lower and over the ocean.
It's always so hot in here? I need some air.
Can I open the mask, or something? Watch the road! You, come and get me! Right now! Do you hear me, Tony? I'm done.
What are you doing? O-ho-ho, don't take it off.
Rhodey, someone's gonna see you.
Rhodey! Incoming call from: Rhodeys.
- Rhodey? - Come pick me up! Rhodey.
Go back in the armor.
No way! I'm not going back in ever! You want the armor? You come and Oh, no.
Guys, really, I think we should just leave.
Iron Man is probably fine.
Awesome! It's empty.
Whoever Iron Man is, he must be around here somewhere.
You dumb! There is no who.
Iron Man is a robot.
Iron Man is not a robot, Happy, I have told you.
What are you doing? You mean to no Happy! Get out of there! Dude.
Check it out! I am Iron Man.
Just a minute ago he said, Iron Man is a robot.
Yeah, but now I'm inside the robot! Ha? Happy, take that armor off.
Right now! No! I wanna fly, robot! What a moron.
This is so bad.
User imputs.
All functions are resuming.
Yeah.
When did you get back in? - Wait, aren't you - Tony, we are in big trouble.
- You have to shut down.
- Robot? Is that you? Happy? Whoa! You know my name.
What should I call you? Robot? Iron-dude? Gears? - What have you done, Rhodey? - He thinks, Iron Man is a robot.
You just have to convince him, get out of the armor.
- Then you can control it remotely.
- I hate you.
I I am Iron Man robot.
Please land and get out of me.
This is stupid.
I'm taking over the armor and bring him back.
Bring him back where? The armory? Then what? He'll know, you're Iron Man.
Chech it out! I'm flying backwards! Hey.
Happy is pretty good in flying the suit.
- He've got me impressed.
- Are you kidding me? What? I'm just saying.
Pepper is in a limo with Gene and Whitney.
I think they're trying to follow Happy.
I need a taxi.
Except I don't have my wallet.
So quit messing around and come back here.
I have to try care Happy, not hurting himself.
Or anyone else.
Hell, he's good flying.
Um, attention Happy human.
Iron Man is switching into computer control now, for your own safety.
Hey! What's on? Keep moving! Keep gonig! What are you doing? Quit fighting it! - Hey.
- You need to chill out, Iron-bot.
I've just getting started.
What is he doing? Crap, bird.
- Oh, no! - Oh, no! Oh, no.
Call the Tong, captain.
Make sure, no one hears you! Tell him, Iron Man just crashed into one of our treasury buildings.
Do nothing until Mandarin gives the order.
Understood? Master Khan.
There is no answer.
Something is wrong.
Hey.
Who put that building there? Oh, no! What's up, dudes? I don't know how you found us, Iron Man, but you should stay out of this! Happy? Happy-human! Are you okay? That was awesome! I've got lasers, right? Yes.
I'm activating weapons systems, but let me control it.
Um, yeah.
I don't think so.
Eat laser, super-villains! That's right.
Better hide, losers! Happy, would you stop? Just get out of there.
Ninjas? This is like, the best day of my life! All communication to the building have been cut off.
The Mandarin will not be pleased.
Stay here.
- That seems bad.
- Ah, I have to make a phone call.
No, both of you stay here.
I'll go inside and get Happy.
Whatever you do, do not come in! Gene, wait! Gene! This is getting worse by the minute.
You're right.
Because now, I'm stuck with you.
You know what, Whitney? You can Whitney? Come on, come on! Tony, what's going on? How did Rhodey tried the armor? Really? That's bad.
Can I try it? Oh, man! The police are coming.
Watch it What? Killershark and Unicorn? The Tong! I have to go help Happy.
Pepper, no! Wait! Would you stop, robot? I need your help! Yes you do! I'm trying to save your life.
Maggia! Happy beats the Maggia? Then leads me to Iron Man.
I can not believe I want Happy Hogan to win this fight.
We gonna need backup.
Everyone you've got.
Hi.
Sorry officer.
If you catch Happy, it might cause problem for Iron Man.
And I won't let that happend.
Attention everyone.
We just gonna wait and see what happens.
No one is going inside.
Except me.
What's happening? Sorry folks, it looks like some kind of crazy Iron Man thing.
It causes the traffic across the entire city.
Say, I'll go! Say It! Get him of me! Hey! Watch it! Un-believable.
He fights against the Tong.
It appear that rumours are true.
This is not the Mandarin.
You want a piece of this, or what about these? I'm not finished yet! Yes you are! Listen to me, I We aren't looking for trouble, Iron Man.
We're stealing these money from the Tong.
They are worse than us.
Oh yeah.
Why don't you get on this? Ones these bombs goes off, there'll be plenty of money for all of us.
Deal.
Bombs? Computer, zoom in the vault.
Analize.
Oh, no.
Ehm.
What's the problem, robot? It's not a bomb.
It's ten bombs.
and use of such energy at the same time, increases the power of bombs exponencialy.
I've could told you that.
One opens the vault, three would destroy the building, all ten will vapourize the city! Awesome .
wait, no.
That's bad, right? What's bad? Computer, route my voice to the Iron Man's filters.
- Ready.
- You morons! Do you know what you've done? Whoa, hey! That wasn't me! You guys seems pretty cool.
The bombs you're using to open the vault, they're going to destroy the city! This is some kind of trick? We've got these things from Mr.
Fix himself.
- Oops.
- Then Fix is trying to eliminate you.
You have to shut these bombs down, or we all done for.
- Yeah, I'm thinking maybe this job may worth it.
- Fine, let us know how it goes.
Ho ho.
You can't leave! What about the money? Let them go, we have to defuse the bombs.
You stink, robot.
- Do you think it's gonna blow the city? - I don't know.
I got it.
What if we put the bomb in the vault? Then the vault will protect the city from the explosion.
Ha? This can't be happening Come on Tony, pick up.
Pepper, I can't talk.
You have to get out of the city.
Find Rhodey, find everyone you care and get them out! What? I'm in the building.
I'm going to help.
No! You have to get out! Go Pepper, I mean it! Oh.
You better appreciate this, Tony.
Pepper.
Gene.
What's happening? Did you find Happy? We have to get out of here, now! Iron Man gots everything handled.
Really? But but it's Happy.
He's fine.
Come on.
Okay, but we have to find Whitney, too.
Let's do this.
The first thing you have to do is take the casing of the central bomb.
We're goona to check out the wiring and battery compartment.
It's making noises.
I think it's broken.
Happy, be careful.
You have to go slow and be gentle.
No, no, so stupid.
Taking off the casing must cause the timer to accelerate.
We only have about a minute.
This is impossible.
It's too complex.
Not enough time.
It's gonna go off.
Happy! Happy, you have to get out of there! You have to go, now! There's nothing we can do to stop it.
Happy? That was boring.
I go find some more.
Armor boot-jets are activating.
Happy User Happy, this is Iron Man.
You can't leave.
- Why not? - Because the armor, it took damage in the fight.
- Looks ok to me.
- No, not at all, it's bad.
The damage is fail.
The armor is going to explode.
You've saved the city, Happy.
There's no need for you to sacrifice Happy? Armor, give me full remote control, now! You're right Gene, everything is gonna be allright.
Who are you talking to? Dudes, Iron Man is going blow up.
The armor, it was empty, right? Empty? No, Gene Khan.
The armor was full of heart, it was kind of uptight, it yelded me, but that was the bravest robot I've ever met.
And that's when the ninjas showed up.
So I beat them up, too.
And then there was the bomb .
oh.
The robot said, if it went off it would probably crack the planet in half.
So I beat it up, too.
Where have you been? So sorry.
Traffic was really bad.
You don't need to buy anything but you still want to go to the mall.
- You just want to to - Hang out.
But we have to make a couple of stops first.
Khaaaaaan.
What's up, bro? No.
No, no, no.
Just, no.
This is awesome.
This thing has a fridge, dvd no, karaoke.
Please, it will be a blast.
I promise.
Fine.
But we have another stop to make.
Hey Gene.
Potts? It will be a blast, right? - Hey - Dude, Gene sits with Whitney.
Let's just go pick up Tony and Rhodey.
Watch me.
I'm flying.
Hey, we should drive to Bermuda.
Whitney, you and me Bermuda? Happy, you can't drive to Bermuda, it's an island.
But otherwise we're on, right? Don't touch the buttons.
You need lighten up, Gene Khan.
Have some fun.
All of you.
Don't you wanna have a little adventure in your life? No, not really.
Not that kind.
- I'm fine.
- I don't like you.
Lame.
You champs need to to get onboard Happy-train.
Dude.
Follow him! Move.
Guys, really, I think we should leave.
Iron Man is probably fine.
Awesome.
Come on, you've been avoiding this for effort.
You've got to try the armor.
For the last time.
No, I don't! There are million reasons, this is a bad idea.
Name one.
I You these birds what if I can't.
The armor won't fit me.
I've designed it with extendable parts for different proportions.
It will fit anyone.
You're not even bigger than me.
Okay, fine.
Try it.
That's the worst thing that can happen, right? I'm out.
Tony, how am I doing? Do you have your eyes open? It just takes a time, untill you get into it.
Maybe you should fly a little lower and over the ocean.
It's always so hot in here? I need some air.
Can I open the mask, or something? Watch the road! You, come and get me! Right now! Do you hear me, Tony? I'm done.
What are you doing? O-ho-ho, don't take it off.
Rhodey, someone's gonna see you.
Rhodey! Incoming call from: Rhodeys.
- Rhodey? - Come pick me up! Rhodey.
Go back in the armor.
No way! I'm not going back in ever! You want the armor? You come and Oh, no.
Guys, really, I think we should just leave.
Iron Man is probably fine.
Awesome! It's empty.
Whoever Iron Man is, he must be around here somewhere.
You dumb! There is no who.
Iron Man is a robot.
Iron Man is not a robot, Happy, I have told you.
What are you doing? You mean to no Happy! Get out of there! Dude.
Check it out! I am Iron Man.
Just a minute ago he said, Iron Man is a robot.
Yeah, but now I'm inside the robot! Ha? Happy, take that armor off.
Right now! No! I wanna fly, robot! What a moron.
This is so bad.
User imputs.
All functions are resuming.
Yeah.
When did you get back in? - Wait, aren't you - Tony, we are in big trouble.
- You have to shut down.
- Robot? Is that you? Happy? Whoa! You know my name.
What should I call you? Robot? Iron-dude? Gears? - What have you done, Rhodey? - He thinks, Iron Man is a robot.
You just have to convince him, get out of the armor.
- Then you can control it remotely.
- I hate you.
I I am Iron Man robot.
Please land and get out of me.
This is stupid.
I'm taking over the armor and bring him back.
Bring him back where? The armory? Then what? He'll know, you're Iron Man.
Chech it out! I'm flying backwards! Hey.
Happy is pretty good in flying the suit.
- He've got me impressed.
- Are you kidding me? What? I'm just saying.
Pepper is in a limo with Gene and Whitney.
I think they're trying to follow Happy.
I need a taxi.
Except I don't have my wallet.
So quit messing around and come back here.
I have to try care Happy, not hurting himself.
Or anyone else.
Hell, he's good flying.
Um, attention Happy human.
Iron Man is switching into computer control now, for your own safety.
Hey! What's on? Keep moving! Keep gonig! What are you doing? Quit fighting it! - Hey.
- You need to chill out, Iron-bot.
I've just getting started.
What is he doing? Crap, bird.
- Oh, no! - Oh, no! Oh, no.
Call the Tong, captain.
Make sure, no one hears you! Tell him, Iron Man just crashed into one of our treasury buildings.
Do nothing until Mandarin gives the order.
Understood? Master Khan.
There is no answer.
Something is wrong.
Hey.
Who put that building there? Oh, no! What's up, dudes? I don't know how you found us, Iron Man, but you should stay out of this! Happy? Happy-human! Are you okay? That was awesome! I've got lasers, right? Yes.
I'm activating weapons systems, but let me control it.
Um, yeah.
I don't think so.
Eat laser, super-villains! That's right.
Better hide, losers! Happy, would you stop? Just get out of there.
Ninjas? This is like, the best day of my life! All communication to the building have been cut off.
The Mandarin will not be pleased.
Stay here.
- That seems bad.
- Ah, I have to make a phone call.
No, both of you stay here.
I'll go inside and get Happy.
Whatever you do, do not come in! Gene, wait! Gene! This is getting worse by the minute.
You're right.
Because now, I'm stuck with you.
You know what, Whitney? You can Whitney? Come on, come on! Tony, what's going on? How did Rhodey tried the armor? Really? That's bad.
Can I try it? Oh, man! The police are coming.
Watch it What? Killershark and Unicorn? The Tong! I have to go help Happy.
Pepper, no! Wait! Would you stop, robot? I need your help! Yes you do! I'm trying to save your life.
Maggia! Happy beats the Maggia? Then leads me to Iron Man.
I can not believe I want Happy Hogan to win this fight.
We gonna need backup.
Everyone you've got.
Hi.
Sorry officer.
If you catch Happy, it might cause problem for Iron Man.
And I won't let that happend.
Attention everyone.
We just gonna wait and see what happens.
No one is going inside.
Except me.
What's happening? Sorry folks, it looks like some kind of crazy Iron Man thing.
It causes the traffic across the entire city.
Say, I'll go! Say It! Get him of me! Hey! Watch it! Un-believable.
He fights against the Tong.
It appear that rumours are true.
This is not the Mandarin.
You want a piece of this, or what about these? I'm not finished yet! Yes you are! Listen to me, I We aren't looking for trouble, Iron Man.
We're stealing these money from the Tong.
They are worse than us.
Oh yeah.
Why don't you get on this? Ones these bombs goes off, there'll be plenty of money for all of us.
Deal.
Bombs? Computer, zoom in the vault.
Analize.
Oh, no.
Ehm.
What's the problem, robot? It's not a bomb.
It's ten bombs.
and use of such energy at the same time, increases the power of bombs exponencialy.
I've could told you that.
One opens the vault, three would destroy the building, all ten will vapourize the city! Awesome .
wait, no.
That's bad, right? What's bad? Computer, route my voice to the Iron Man's filters.
- Ready.
- You morons! Do you know what you've done? Whoa, hey! That wasn't me! You guys seems pretty cool.
The bombs you're using to open the vault, they're going to destroy the city! This is some kind of trick? We've got these things from Mr.
Fix himself.
- Oops.
- Then Fix is trying to eliminate you.
You have to shut these bombs down, or we all done for.
- Yeah, I'm thinking maybe this job may worth it.
- Fine, let us know how it goes.
Ho ho.
You can't leave! What about the money? Let them go, we have to defuse the bombs.
You stink, robot.
- Do you think it's gonna blow the city? - I don't know.
I got it.
What if we put the bomb in the vault? Then the vault will protect the city from the explosion.
Ha? This can't be happening Come on Tony, pick up.
Pepper, I can't talk.
You have to get out of the city.
Find Rhodey, find everyone you care and get them out! What? I'm in the building.
I'm going to help.
No! You have to get out! Go Pepper, I mean it! Oh.
You better appreciate this, Tony.
Pepper.
Gene.
What's happening? Did you find Happy? We have to get out of here, now! Iron Man gots everything handled.
Really? But but it's Happy.
He's fine.
Come on.
Okay, but we have to find Whitney, too.
Let's do this.
The first thing you have to do is take the casing of the central bomb.
We're goona to check out the wiring and battery compartment.
It's making noises.
I think it's broken.
Happy, be careful.
You have to go slow and be gentle.
No, no, so stupid.
Taking off the casing must cause the timer to accelerate.
We only have about a minute.
This is impossible.
It's too complex.
Not enough time.
It's gonna go off.
Happy! Happy, you have to get out of there! You have to go, now! There's nothing we can do to stop it.
Happy? That was boring.
I go find some more.
Armor boot-jets are activating.
Happy User Happy, this is Iron Man.
You can't leave.
- Why not? - Because the armor, it took damage in the fight.
- Looks ok to me.
- No, not at all, it's bad.
The damage is fail.
The armor is going to explode.
You've saved the city, Happy.
There's no need for you to sacrifice Happy? Armor, give me full remote control, now! You're right Gene, everything is gonna be allright.
Who are you talking to? Dudes, Iron Man is going blow up.
The armor, it was empty, right? Empty? No, Gene Khan.
The armor was full of heart, it was kind of uptight, it yelded me, but that was the bravest robot I've ever met.
And that's when the ninjas showed up.
So I beat them up, too.
And then there was the bomb .
oh.
The robot said, if it went off it would probably crack the planet in half.
So I beat it up, too.
Where have you been? So sorry.
Traffic was really bad.