Love O2O (2016) s01e22 Episode Script

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EPISODE 22
After slaving away for days on end,
Huantian Xidi's blacksmithing
has at last made the grade.
This is a joyous event
that all should celebrate!
This is great!
No more harsh squealing from you,
and no more being summoned
to help you advance the grade.
Um, the sword I'm making
is still missing a material.
I can't beat the boss.
Weiwei.
Take pity after the emotional trauma
I suffered today.
Get the laptop.
You collect it, Weiwei.
Drop a material
Weiwei, you should go
buy a lottery ticket!
You got it at the first try!
Now you have all the materials you need.
-Go to the blacksmith again.
-Okay.
It's time to witness history being made.
Watch this!
Weiwei?
-What is it?
-I'm nervous.
Now I use a purple ambrosia vase
to reforge the property.
It's all about luck and results now.
Weiwei, why don't you click it for me?
It's not a good idea.
It's a gift for you friend.
I shouldn't be the one
to take this critical step.
Look at my finger. It's still scarred.
What if I click on it,
and blood bursts out,
ruining the sword and my life?
Anyway, you're clearly lucky tonight.
Such a rare material dropped for you
at the first try!
Well
-I'll click on it now?
-Yes.
Erxi It's the highest grade sword!
Goodness! I'm the luckiest girl!
Weiwei, what would I ever do without you?
Chill out. Okay.
Now you can engrave the sword
and make your feelings known.
Go ahead.
-Weiwei, it's a bit personal, can you
-Got it.
I see nothing.
Your Highness, are you done?
Let me admire it some more.
-Hello?
-Weiwei, this is Diemeng.
-Diemeng?
-Yes.
Are you free tomorrow? Let's have dinner.
-Tomorrow?
-Are you free?
I think so.
That's great!
I'll text you the time and address.
-Sure.
-See you tomorrow.
See you. Bye-bye.
Someone invited you to dinner?
A friend from the game.
Don't you go swimming for an hour
every day with Lord?
Would he mind that
you're having dinner with someone else?
It doesn't matter if he minds or not.
Yeah, right!
What?
Are you kicking away the ladder now?
Weiwei, did you agree
to the dinner so fast,
because you don't want to go
swimming with Lord?
It must take a toll, to lose so much blood
every day from your nosebleed.
-The clever die young. Get it?
-Got it.
The thing is, I have to take a break
from looking at the hunk every day.
-You're showing off again!
-I'm sorry.
I can't help it.
I'm influenced by my surroundings.
Again? Are you done?
No I'm influenced by my surroundings
Weiwei has met two friends from the game,
one of them the caliber of Lord, too.
I wonder what Weiguang's like.
Crap Why did I think of
that unlucky jerk?
They both have "guang" in the name,
but Weiguang is the blazing sun;
and Cao Guang is a two-watt light bulb,
at most.
Weiguang
when will you log on again?
Here's the update!
Today, Coffee's eating regularly
and pooping regularly.
He's just a bit sluggish.
He keeps gazing out of the window,
probably missing you.
Breaking news
Coffee learned a new skill today,
catching flies.
Now, you won't have to worry
about the kitty being bored.
So, I opened all the windows in the house
to welcome the flies.
I hope you won't mind.
Coffee is cute,
but someone's big face
ruined the composition.
Coffee's off-screen line is,
"Dissing Ms. Erxi is dissing on me.
I sneer at you!"
Let's sit there.
Okay.
Hi, there. Who will be ordering?
Why don't you order, Mr. K.O.?
It's okay.
I'll do it.
Ms. Weiwei,
how come you've never
addressed me as Mr. Hao?
If I called you that, Lord would off me.
-Why's that?
-Mr. Hao, hao means "more"
-Mr. More.
-Mr. More.
Forget it
Don't call me that. If you do,
Lord won't off you, he'll just off me.
Phew! I nearly kissed my life goodbye.
I'll order to console my fragile heart.
Have you noticed?
Since Mrs. Nai's been around,
Nai has become so pampered.
When he was too busy to eat lunch,
he'd just eat buns with water.
Now, he's got everything.
-So pampered.
-He'd only eat buns and water?
You have no idea.
Sometimes, he'd even skip the buns.
Look at how it pains her!
I've also noticed,
he's not very picky with food.
He asked me to bring him fried rice!
That's not nutritious enough.
I'll handle his nutritionally
balanced diet now.
Paired with a juice from the heart,
he'll have food and drink.
It's 100 percent nutritionally balanced.
Help! All this showing off
is making me gag.
Back in the day,
I had a serious internet romance
right in front of me,
but I took it for granted.
Thinking back on it now,
I could really kick myself.
Mr. Hao, internet romance
isn't the way to go.
What about you and Xiao Nai?
We met online, got to know each other
in real life, then
Who was it with? Do tell!
That relationship wasn't in
"A Chinese Ghost Story."
Before I got into "A Chinese Ghost Story,"
I played a game called "Fantasy Planet."
My avatar was a celestial doctor.
I know the game!
Only girls choose the celestial doctor.
You used the female avatar?
That's right. At the time,
that was the only character
up to my aesthetic standards.
Then, many of my friends
became in-game spouses.
I thought, I want one, too.
In-game spouses tend to be
the opposite sex.
You had a female avatar,
so you were looking for a male player?
Wrong! I was looking for
a bio-woman in disguise.
-It works that way?
-Of course!
There's a male avatar in the game
called Huajian,
whose character design is very feminine.
Most boys wouldn't pick it.
Instead, it was popular with girls.
So, I thought, I'll look for a Huajian.
I even took pains to find
a player with a poetic name,
one that was obviously a girl.
The handle was Shoukezhai Xingchen,
meaning "within reach of stars."
The name's very confident and bold.
Why did you think it must be a girl?
Well I just thought,
only girls would want to pluck stars.
In order to show I'm a deep person,
I chose not to ask the gender question.
Turns out,
it was a man disguised as a bio-woman,
So complicated!
Was it a man or a woman?
He was all man.
-What happened after that?
-There's no after.
As soon as I found out he's a guy,
I Never touched that game again.
Mr. Girly, how dare you criticize him?
You pretended to be a girl player,
led him on, then dumped him.
Heartbreaker!
I'm not a heartbreaker, I
At first, my motive was very pure.
Was your server called Lunar Chang'an?
How did you know?
Because I'm Shoukezhai Xingchen.
My stomach hurts!
Ms. Weiwei, hurry.
Take me to the hospital!
It's that serious?
The thunder and lightning was so scary!
-The meeting of their gaze was intense!
-This is fate, I'm telling you.
Unfortunate fate.
-Weiwei
-Yugong
-Let's go back to the office.
-Okay.
Mr. Xiao, they were out of fried rice.
So I packed some veggies, beef
and rice for you.
I hope you won't mind.
It's fine. Ms. Bei.
Please get me a glass of water.
I've got it. Here.
Enjoy, Lord.
Why are you so attentive today?
Attentiveness is in my nature.
I can't have dinner with you tonight.
Diemeng invited to me to dinner.
She treated me last time.
It's my turn this time.
Is that so?
You're not avoiding our swimming class?
-You read too much into it, Mr. Xiao.
-If so, let's go tomorrow.
All right, go to your dinner.
It'll rain tonight, though.
Don't get rained on, okay?
Yes, sir.
Remember to drink the juice of love
I got you. Bye.
Let's go, ladies.
The car's so cool!
I know, right? He's so handsome, too!
Hello! This way, please.
So, you're Zhenshui? You must be Yaoyao?
When I saw you outside,
-I had no idea!
-Right?
I've seen your photos,
but I didn't recognize you.
You're prettier in person, Yaoyao.
Okay, almost everyone's here.
It's my treat today.
Order whatever you want.
Server, menus please!
Much obliged.
Why isn't Luwei Weiwei here yet?
When will she be here, Ms. Diemeng?
Don't tell me, she's not coming.
She's a woman of her word.
I'm sure she'll show up.
We're all looking forward to it.
It's such a posh place.
Did I bring enough money?
Never mind, I can always call
Lord for help.
Chrysanthemum Pavilion?
Why does it sound like a private room?
She's here.
-Luwei Weiwei is here?
-Where?
-Where?
-She's here?
Which one?
Luwei Weiwei is a beauty,
according to Ms. Diemeng.
I'm so curious what she looks like.
Me, too, Ms. Diemeng.
Is Luwei Weiwei as pretty as Yaoyao?
-You'll find out soon.
-She can't be as pretty as Yaoyao.
Yaoyao is the belle of our server.
Okay, don't be so excessive,
-comparing me to everyone.
-Okay, I won't.
Average girls aren't on the same level
as Yaoyao.
If not for you, Tianxia wouldn't have
met Xiaoyu Qingqing.
If not for you, me and Tianxia
wouldn't be like this today.
I want you to know my pain.
Let's see if you'll be laughing then.
This way, miss.
Here she is
Are you kidding? You call that a beauty?
No way!
This way, miss.
She's here
What in the world?
Weiwei!
-I'm so glad you came to the gathering.
-Gathering?
Do me this favor. I'll explain later.
Here, I saved you a seat.
Let's go sit down.
-I did not see this coming!
-She is a beauty!
I'm so surprised.
-You're Luwei Weiwei?
-Yes.
-So pretty.
-I know!
She's a beauty indeed.
Hello, everyone. I'm Luwei Weiwei.
How's that possible? You're lying!
You should've done your homework!
We've all seen Luwei Weiwei.
She looks nothing like you.
You've seen Luwei Weiwei?
Of course! The real Luwei Weiwei
works at Zhenshui's company.
Not only is she homely,
she's got terrible fashion sense.
She wore a plaid shirt,
like a typical geek girl.
Who are you?
Why are you pretending to be Luwei Weiwei?
I know!
Luwei Weiwei is afraid to meet with us.
She paid you to be here, didn't she?
Plaid shirt?
The young master's girlfriends came today.
-That was an eye-opener for me.
-Girlfriends?
It's a gang of girls.
They look the same and dress the same.
But that's not the point.
The point is, I'm an exceptional intern,
yet they bossed me around like a maid.
They spilled coffee on my white sneaker.
I washed it all night,
but it's still stained. I want to die!
So, they were the ones
who tormented Erxi. They're too much!
I'll get them back for Erxi.
I don't know who you're talking about.
Many handles are similar
in the gaming world.
Didn't you have a subaccount
named Liuwai Waiwai?
Plus, even if her handle
is actually Luwei Weiwei,
she could be from another server.
How could it be a coincidence?
You must be fake.
Right?
You don't believe me?
Who knows if she's the real deal?
Who's got a computer?
-I have mine.
-Me, too.
Right, we'll know for sure,
if she logs in to the game.
How would we know for sure?
If she's faking it,
I'm sure she'd know her account.
You can fake the account,
but you can't fake maneuvering.
I'll tell you what,
I'll duel the four of you.
If I win all four duel matches,
will that be enough to prove
I'm Luwei Weiwei?
Duel? Well
What? Are you scared?
Dueling is a good idea.
Luwei Weiwei's maneuvering
can't be faked by just anyone.
Right! Otherwise,
we don't know who to believe.
Fine, let's duel! We aren't scared of you!
Next!
Come on.
Her hands are so fast.
Her maneuvering is so smooth.
Looks like you are Luwei Weiwei.
It's our mistake. Let's forget the duel.
We're here to meet one another. Why fight?
Dueling is fun
when players meet-up like this.
We agreed to four matches.
What? You're scared?
Let's just forget it.
I think we made a mistake.
It's a gathering event.
Why get combative?
Do me this favor.
Who are you?
I'm Zhenshui Wuxiang.
It's you?
Well, you can duel for her, if you want.
I couldn't bully a girl.
Then cut the crap. Let's get started.
It's so one-sided.
I know! Poor Xiaoyu Yaoyao!
Luwei Weiwei is toying with her.
Instead of offing her,
it's like a game of cat and mouse.
Luwei Weiwei, if you want to duel,
then duel.
What's the point in tormenting someone?
What's the point in tormenting someone?
I'm sure you would know.
What do you mean?
Nothing, I just got kind of tired
from the three matches.
So I want to rest a bit and take it slow.
Zhenshui!
Zhenshui!
It's just a game. Don't take it to heart.
That's right, Yaoyao. It's just a game.
You lose, if you're too serious.
Well?
Have I proved that I'm Luwei Weiwei?
Yes, you have! Weiwei, you're awesome!
I never saw this coming!
Not only is Luwei Weiwei
not a bio-man is disguise,
she's a stunner!
You've been too low-key.
I thought Xiaoyu Yaoyao was pretty.
-Yeah.
-But once Luwei showed up,
it's like Yaoyao isn't here anymore.
Right? Yaoyao has faded
into the background.
I'm sure there are no more doubts.
We're here to meet one another,
not to cast doubt on players' identities.
Yaoyao and Qingqing,
you're nice girls,
but you're too mistrustful.
Weiwei, let's go back to our seats.
Come on, everyone.
Let's go.
You're amazing!
Luwei
I'm Zhan Tianxia.
We had some misunderstanding in the game,
but since we've met today,
let's let bygones be bygones.
Of course.
I don't need to introduce them.
You already met in the dueling matches.
Luwei, you're as fierce
as you are in the game.
You are, too.
We've all introduced ourselves.
Let's begin.
Server, you can bring out the dishes now.
-Add a coral grouper and two lobsters.
-Sure.
-That's so expensive!
-Zhenshui, you're loaded!
I want everyone to have a good time.
If not for Zhenshui,
we wouldn't be dining here.
Everything costs three digits, at least.
Zhenshui has always been generous.
He always treats everyone.
Weiwei, your dress is so pretty.
How much was it?
I don't remember. It was a random buy.
Weiwei, how should we address you?
Just call me Luwei.
Weiwei, I remember you're a student, too.
Which school do you go to?
Our school is famous for its food.
"QU's prestige, BIT's food,
BFSU's girls, BUAA's hunks."
So, you go to BIT. What's your major?
Computing.
I'm a computer major at BIT, too!
How come I've never see you?
Crap! I was hoping to misdirect them,
but this one is the real deal.
Nowadays, many working women
like to pretend to be college students.
You're a girl.
Why do you have such dirty thoughts?
-Which campus are you at?
-Quanshan.
You can only move to the main campus
in junior year?
You're at the main campus?
No wonder I've never seen you.
But you don't look older than me.
How come it's always raining?
Let's sing karaoke next door
and stay out of the rain.
Sure, let's go.
I second that.
Let's drink to that. I love singing.
Karaoke is a must.
Hello?
It's raining too hard. I'll come get you.
-Okay, you can come over now.
-Sure.
-Was that your boyfriend, Weiwei?
-Yes.
You're leaving already, Weiwei?
We're going to karaoke later.
You should come!
Yes, I want to hear the beauty sing.
Your boyfriend should come, too.
We finally met up,
and you're leaving already?
-I know!
-That's true.
Sorry, I can't go. I'm busy later tonight.
-Check, please!
-Sure. Just a moment.
It's pouring down.
-How are we going to leave?
-Right?
It won't stop anytime soon.
-You should go. Don't stay with me.
-No way!
We can't let a beauty
wait alone in the rain
for her boyfriend.
-That's right.
-True.
He'll be here soon. It's okay.
It's just karaoke.
If we sing one less song,
-it won't kill us.
-Right.
I think you're all just curious,
what the beauty's boyfriend looks like.
I'm sure I'm not the only curious one.
I'd like to see
what Luwei Weiwei's boyfriend looks like.
Zhenshui's handsome and rich.
His dad's company is publicly traded.
I'm sure Yaoyao will win
in the boyfriend category.
Here he is
It's him?
-Look
-He's dreamy!
You guys have fun. I'm taking off.
Weiwei, why don't you
ask your boyfriend to join us?
It's a rare opportunity.
No, he's an introvert.
He doesn't like strangers.
Let's go.
Hey! Your girlfriend has had
many in-game husbands.
Did you know that?
She's a home-wrecker,
always a flirt with men.
Everyone here knows
she's a woman of ill repute.
Handsome, don't be fooled by her.
As long as she's willing to be with me,
none of that matters to me.
I've always known you're a master
at infuriating people,
but your game face
is even more impressive.
Xiaoyu Qingqing was trying to
provoke suspicion,
so you'd dump me.
I didn't expect you to act like,
you'd never be mad at me,
even if I were unfaithful.
No wonder you're Lord.
Would you really be okay with it,
if I were unfaithful?
Yes.
I thought you'd kill the guy.
Well
If you're unfaithful,
I'll restore your faith.
If you lose all faith,
I'll convert you again.
Coffee?
Coffee?
Little Coffee?
Little Coffee?
I knew you'd be here.
It's been so long! Have you been good?
Looks like someone took good care of you.
A meal alone can be a good meal, too.
A CHINESE GHOST STORY
You're online at last, Weiguang!
I'm waiting at the old place
in Jinling City. Come soon!
Subtitle translation by Lu Yuhan